A 11 oat on Babjr. Boston Ma—What does baby want! Is it this pencil? J Boston Baby—Ahgoo, agoot ~ “Of course that's it And does baby want paper!” “Ma! ma! mo! na!” “jfes, mamma cognizes correctly. I wonder what baby. wants of pencil and paper?” “Me! mo! me! mo! me! mo!” “Bless his heart! Ho wants to be gin to writo his memoirs.” Tliero !• a Vlas* or roopio Who are injured by the use Of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives it with out distress, and but few can tell It from coffee. It does not cost over M as much. Children may drink it with great benefit. IS cents and 25 cents per package. Try it. Ask for CRAIN-O. Not That Way. The unknown had tried to get out of tlio world by the water route, but a policeman had rescued him. •Who is it?” inquired a reporter,' happening along. ••Only a tramp,” replied the offi cer. “I guess hot,” said the reporter. “A tramp doesn’t like water well enough for that.” FITS POTBMMtljCottd. Nofltsornerronftneflsaftet first day s use of Ur. Kline's Orest Kerne Restorer. Send tor FREE 8*4.00 trial bottle and treatise. 1»H. It. H. Kune. Ltd.,»31 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. The safe trust can boast of a combi nation* that will be hard to break. Eiineste Your llowels With Cascarets* Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever. 10c. If C. C. C. fall, druggists refund money. There is an awful lot of time wasted In hoping. 100 Doses in a Is peculiar to and true DnAA)/, only of Hood’s Sarsapa- DOlSIv rilia, and is proof of its superior strength and economy. There is more curative power in a bottle of Hood’s Sarsaparilla than in any other. This fact, with its unequalled record of cures, proves the best medicine for nil blood diseases is HOOd’S S parma The One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. 81. j, n:il_ cure T.iver Ills; easy to flood S rlllS take, easy to operate, asc. OMAHA PEOPLE All of Whom Aro Known Through out the West Highly Endorse Dr Kay's Renovator and Dr. Kay's Lung Balm.theTwo Best Remedies Known. ToWnoa this Combs. Giiekting: We take pie s ire m comm emit rg tne virtues of the r uicdies oioymrc'l by the Or. R J. »«.ay Med ical • o Having known of somo remarkable ! t urea of * m ha p» opla rffecied by the use of Or. Ifuy‘s Innovator and Or. Kay’s Lung )*»lii). we oolieve tiiat tliese creat remedies aro worthy of ilie confidence of the public. Signod: IV. A. Paxton, Pres’dant or the Union Stock Tarda Co. A U. Wyman, Ex-Tmsarer of tin United StaUi Gsc. P. 3o.ii J, Bi-Say xr or the City of Omaha. Erastus A. B- nson. Fns cf Omaha Real Estate Exchange A. S Cii rcltill. Ex-At-orasy General of Nebraska. IV. I Coane!l, Bx-Conrreisman, and present City Attorney. John McDonald, Sheriff, Omaha, Heb. Georga Heir.v-od, 0 ucty Treasurer, Omaha, Neb. John VV< s borg City Comptroller. Om&ha, Neb. I Ceeclier H>qi:y, City Herk.Omaha. Neb. . j A. G. Edwards, City Treasurer, Omaha, Heb. V | C. J Smytil. l.tjraay General of Nebraska, Omaha, Neb. | T. 5. Clarkson, Late Postma;;er.Onu!ii, Neb. ! Tha Above Noted Men and Thousands of j Others Endorse These Remedies. Among the Number Are: f!ev.€h?s. W. Savidre, Founder of Fexples’ Church, Omaha and Author of “Shots From the Pulpit'* and Other Books, ftar. J. G. Lemen. Founder of tho Christian*Home Orphanage , of Council Blnfs, Iowa. N. J. Smith, Founder of the Omaha Resene Borne. Geo. W. Htrvey. Editor of the Weekly World-Herald,Omaha Rev. M.* IS real esm>uoh looked up to by her own people and her white neighbors. A Curlon* Deed. - A curious deed has been recorded in New Brunswick, N. J. The deed gives to Charles Banks the privilege of al lowing the eaves of his new house to encroach on Uie property of Mrs. Sarah Edwards to the extent of four inches, and binds the heirs of Mrs. Edwards for the same encroachment. The consideration named is $40. In Happy tnina. The emperor of China is not con* tent with tho respect shown him by hia subjects, and rocontly Issued tho following peculiar order: ••After bringing our sacriUco recently to tho highest being, we heard upon our return to tho palnco, ucar tho gate leading to tho imperial quar ters. u rather loud noise caused by talking. This shows that tho peo ple hovo not the proper regard for the majesty of tho ruler, and also that the olllcers of tho bodyguard have failed to do thoirdut./ properly. The otiicora who were on post at the peculiar gate must be punished, therefore, by the minister of war. Jn the future, however, all olllcers, high or low, must see that a noise so improper shall not occur in oar presence.”—N. Y. Tribune. w Grou Outrage* Upon tho stomach and bowels are perns trated by multitudes of Injudicious people who. upon experiencing the annoyance of const I put Ion In a slight degree. InHItrute their bowels wltli <1 reaching evaouants, which enfeeble the Intestinal membrane to a seri ous extent, sometimes, even, superinducing dysentery or piles. Hostetler's Stomach Bit ters nro the true suecedanenm fi9 these nos trums since It Is at once Invigorating, gentle and effectual. It also banishes dyspepsia, malarial complaints, rheumatism and kidney troubles. Not to ‘touch Water. " The Salesman, in the dry goods store—Yos, this is a very pretty piece of goods, but, to bo honest about it, I must toll you that it will not wash. The Fair Purchaser—Oh, that doesn't matter. 1 only want it for a bathing suit, anyway—Chicago l’ecord. Rliahe Into Tour shoe*. Alien's Foot-ciase, a powder for the feet, it cures painful, swollen, smart ing feet and instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. It is the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Alien's Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Try it to-day, Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. By mail for 2.1c in stamps. Trial package FREE. Address Alien S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y._■_• Tlio i-cngtli of the Day. By a simple rule, tho length of tho day and night, any time of the yea-, may bo ascertained by simply doubl ing tho time of tho sun's rising, which will give the length of tho night, and doubling the tlino of set ting will give the length of the day. ■ When you visit Omaha you should call at C. H. Raymond Co.’s jewelry store, Corner Fifteenth and Douglas streets, and ex amine their jewelry and art goods for wedding, birthday and Christmas presents, also steel engraved wedding stationery, in vitations and visiting cards. It is the only first class, up-to-date jewelry, art and cut glass store west of Chicago and St. Louis. Engraving and printing 100 visiting cards •1.60 by mail. Capitol anl i.abor. ••Yes, sir," said a pompous New York manufacturer. “I coosider my self a benefactor of the human ruce. 1 feed '-’00 people in my factory.” • •You do!" replied a bystander. ■•Goodness!'', and all the time I was under the impression that they fed von."—Texas Siftings. Read the Advertisements. You will enjoy this publication much better if you will get into the habit of reading the advertisements; they will afford a most interesting study and will put you in the way of getting some excellent bargains. Our adver tisers are reliable, they send what they advertise. Iii the Form of a Dove. ♦ ' The “Holy Ghost Plant,” a product of Mexico. Central and South Amer ica. is so called because of tho shape of the Dower, which has the appear ance of a dovo with expanded wings. It uk* Made I rom Your Ul(l Cur pet*. Latest improvement, new method of making reversible t ugs from your old bru-seJs or In* ertm cat pots, with border all nround. Send lor circular and prices to S. Kross, 0.11 Went* worth Ave., Chicago, ill. Making hornet hinjf Out of .Nothing. Bighoad- —What distinguishes tho gods from men is, that the gods call make something from nothing. Pertly—Well, the girls must come pretty near the gods, for they can mako bathing suits out of almost nothing.—Town Topics. Don’t Tobacco Spit ond Smoko Your Lite Amy. To quit tobacco easily uml forever, be mag netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, SOc or fl. Cur* guaranteed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or Now York, i.letetic Assimilation. “Do men become what they eat?” asked Porpcr. "Ihat is what I think,'1 said Philosophicus. “Then give me something rich,” said Por per.— Harper's Bazar. Hall’s Catarrh Care Is a constitutional cure. Price. 76c. (iutlHwrtl by i kmc. Dick Jenkins, accused «.f killing a man in Birmingham, Ala., in 1887, but who was only roccntly captured, was given his liberty because all the witnesses have died and there wu no way of securing testimony. . .. .. Coe’. Conch Raima I* tno oldest ant! best It will Break up a cold oulrfcM? tluui anything else. It la always reliable. Try it A Terrapin S arm. A terrapin farm consists of canals with narrow ridges of lani bctwcon. The ends of tho canals are so socured tliitt it is impossible for tho terrapin t:> escape, and the entire farm is sur rounded by a high fenee. rAKlUitL'k IAKH« POlVDEIt 1% Tin1 tienl. at half the price; .11 grocer* will ro • «od yoor money If you arc not ..timed. Some men smoke cigars as short as they cun. but others smoke them as lo»g ns they can. ( No-To-ll.r for Fifty Cents, ^Guaranteed tobacco habit ctire, makes weak Am strong, b.oou pure. SUc.fl. All druggists. Foolish mothers ruin more boys than whisky. No Doubt About tin* Verdict* “You aro the defendant in this case, are you not?" us Iced tbo prose cuting attorney. “Yes, sir," replied the man in the witness-fcox. “May I ask your occupation?” “I am a manufacturer of ualliope whistles.” ••That’s all.” replied the attorney. “So far as we aro concerned, your honor, tho case is ready to go to the jury.” __ Cheap Ticket* Via the Omaha & St. Louis ft. It. and Wabash it. It. St. Louis, one way, 89.13, round trip, 813.35. On sale every Tues days and Thursdays. St. Louis: Round trip October 3d to 8tli, 811.50. Home seekers’ Excursions. South: Septem ber 31, October 5 and 10. One fare the round trip, plus $3. Springfield, 111.: Round trip, 813.35; on sain September 18, 10, 30. For tickets and further in formation call at 1415 FarnamSt. (Pax ton Hotel lllock), Omaha, or write G. N. Clay ion, Omaha, Neb. i reclou- Coral. Tho red coral, which is used in jewelry, and which is known as precious coral, is mostly obtained in the Mediterranean, tho Barbary coast furnishing tho dark red, Sardinia the yellow or salmon color and the coats of Italy the rose pink. It is also found in the Red son. None is found in American waters. Hr*. Wlmltw'l Ssothloi Sira* Fop children toothing,»of ton* tho coma, rrdneos Inflam mation, allay • pain, curt* wind colic. Sftccatoabottl* There may be lots of nice men in the world, but the bill collectors don’t meet them. I believe my prompt use of Fiso's Core prevented quick consumption.—Mrs. Lucy Wallace, Marquet, Kan., Dec; 13, 5)5. To Cure Constipation Forever. Take Coscarete Candy Cathartic. 10c or title. 1( C. C. C. fall to cure, druggist* refund munev — A man doesn’t tire of circuses until the very last thing. ! ■ 7," “1 •- ‘ ■. '« ... Try Grain-0! TryGrain-Ol .... , ' Ask your Grocer to-day to •how yen a package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the pace s of coffee. The children may drink 1. without injury as well as the ; V adult. All who try it, like it. QRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha orJavfy but it is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without. . distress. % the price of . coffee. l.y . IB cents and 25 cents per package. Sold by all grocers. .y Tastes like Coffee «*• Looks like Coffee 3 FREE TO ANY ADDRESS, MY BOOK, G1V1XO f«ll information about a never-faillnjr. _ termless and permanent home cure for the m •mui, nmnniL uiciiii, «n»BKvwHi nmofo Viiin. dr. j. c. hofpman, «e Vkn Bortii HtrMt, Chicago, Ills. \ nDADfiV NEW DISCOVERY: (Ms w V ,«kik nttoruKtemw won, Macs. Saod tor book at testimonial, and 10 days' treafisntFree. Sn ■.■.aasursssra.iUaata.ea. ffBBMMT asm °» orders of. IMO a*) ft. •• rneram rani Ilooflng or Wall and railing Manilla. Writ* for aamplre and piieoa. The Pay Manilla Bealas Caayiar. Uatra, N. J. SUNNY Doyoo want Homa. Land. Invenmons .Tot.mii any character, Kncloaratamp. SOUTH. Ska Jaa. a. Oram Saal EatalaCa., karhlk, la. W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 30.-1897 When writing to advertisers, klndlyTmen tlan this paper. AN OPEN LETTER To MOTHERS. WE ABB ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGHT TO THS EXCLUSIVE USE OP THE WORD “CASTORIA." AND OUR TRADE H. n m<>< >.. “PITCHER'S CASTORIA,” AS OUR TRADE KARR. I, DR. SAMUEL PITCHER, of Bya/nnia, Massachusetts, was the originator of “ PITCHER'S CASTORIA/' the ’ same that has borne and does now S7& s/V* ' — on every bear the foe-simile signature of f&CcJuU wrapper. This is the original “PITCHER'S CASTORIA," which has been used in the homes of the mothers of America for over thirty years LOOK CAREFULLY at the wrapper and see that it is the kind you have always bought STj? sj&a . fZ** bli the and has the signature of'^etd&Ji^Gt&S&it wrap per Jfo one has authority from me to use my name except The Centaur Company of which Chew. B. Fletcher is President. ; ' *. ... March 8, 18971 '"An.jP, Do Not Be Deceived. 11 : v Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting a cheap substitute which some druggist may offer you (because he makes a few more pennies on it), the ingredients of which even he does not know. ; “The Kind You Have Always Bought” BEARS THE FACSIMILE SIGNATURE OF Insist on Having The Kind That Never Failed You. *"« C.WT.U. M.PM,, ,T ■»»»»»» .T..CT nr.. $75 TO ALL ALIKE. Caution: The Columbia Photographic • Content c/mm October tint. Termt of Competition map bo obtained of any Columbia dealer, or miff bo mailed by uo upon application. 1 S \ s a £ I e § V 8 V 2 1 1897 Columbia Bicycles = Standard of tho World ===== It is desirable... to hart a good looking bicycle no moll as a strong ono, also that it should possess greater strength and later impro foments than any other mhpol. Thin describes the Colum bia. To tho eye it is beautiful—to the rider it gives unequaled satisfaction. To bp safe and satisfied you should ride no other except Hartford Bicycles, Better tka» any txcept CohmUas, $4£ $40 POPE MFC. CO., Hartford, Conn. •sad tee*eaat ataap far Cataieaus. ' If Columbias are not property represented in your vicinity, let us know. ITS DANGEROUS To buy MCALKM, cuareiileed »*AS GOOD All” FAlKHAXHM', for leu money; they can't be made Den'i bay, unless you pet the best. A cheap Deale Is the most expensive Investment yon can make; it fs unreliable, and means that sooner or later you must buy again. Bay only a «eunine, latent Improved FAIRBANKS which win last you a lifetime, and prove tbe cheapest In I lie end. No one ean then dispute your weights UK W ABB OF I VITATIONH! FAIRBANKS, MORSE A CO., 1102 Farnam St.. Omaha, Nab. (Old Drain Kepalred.) CURE YOURSELF! ■ Use Big Cl for unnatural I discharges, intlantmotions, | irritations or ulcerations of mucous membra nes. _ _ -- Paiuless, and not aetria HLTHeEvans ChemuulCo. or poisonous. -Sold by Druntots, "or sent in plain wrapper, by express, prepaid, for S on, or 3 bottles, 92.73. rcular sent on request •O PISO'S CURE FOR . CURLS WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. . | Beat Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Ls© | In time. Hold by druggists. SIOO To Any Man. WILL PAY *IOO FOR ANY CAS* Of WNkiiM In Man The/ Tran* u4 Fail to Care. An Omaha Company places for the first time before the public a Magical Treat ment for the core of Lost Vitality, Nervoua and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration of Life Force in old and young men. Ha worn-out French remedy; contains no Phosphorous or other harmful drugs. It in a Wonderful Treatment—magical' in itn effects—positive in its cure. All readers, who are suffering from a weakness than blights their life, causing that mental, and physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man* hood, should write to the STATE MEDICAI* COMPANY, Omaha, Soh., and they will send yon absolutely FREE, a valuable paper on these diseases, and positive proofs of their truly Mauical Treatment. Thous ands of men, who have lost all hope of a cure, are being restored by them to a per fect condition. This Magical Treatment may be taken at home under their directions, or tiiey will pay railroad fare and hotel bills to alt who prefer to go there for treatment, if they rail to cure. They oro perfectly reliable; have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure, Free Sample, or C. O. 1). fake. They have £150,000 capital, and guarantee to cure every case they treat or refund every Jollar; or vielr charges may lie deposited in a bank to he paid to them when a cur# in effected. Write them today.