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    Bathing Salt lmw% la Xew Zealand.
' By way of showing bow Mrs. Grun
ij#® flourishes wherever the Brit
ish flag flies., a reader at Napier. I
r Zealand, sends Labouchore's
Truth a copy of the new bathing by
law which has been promulgated
lifers. One provision is’ as follows:
••Every person bathing in the sea. or
in any river or other water within,
or within one mile of. the boundaries
of the borough of Napier, shall be
attired in a decent and proper bath
ing, dress, extending from the shoul
. . tiers to the knees, no white or flesh
color or net garments to be worn.”
How They Do It la Farls.
’Chore is to be a lawn tennis elub
established m Pans upon a grand
se^le. It will have eight courts, two
of which will be covered and avail
able for winter play; there will also j
• bo dining-rooms, dressing and bath !
* rooms. It is the intention of the club !
to hold two tournaments each year, to
which English players will be invited,
and an English professional has been
, engaged who will look after the lawn I
and instruct players when necessary. !
The subscription is fixed at 150 francs
f for the first 100 members, after which
it will be raised to 200 francs.
Couldn't He Genuine.
Guest—That still life study is a
wonder. Nothin# could be liner than
that table, the book, the pipe- and the
purse. How perfect the bank bill is!
By Jove! I believe it is a real bill
pasted on.
Host—Impossible! I bought it of
an artist.
Uve Broiled l.obxters.
“Broiled live lobsters” is a familiar
phrase that has been explained to the
satisfaction of the Society for the Pre
vention of Cruelty to . Animals, but
“live broiled lobsters.” which appears
on the sign of a Broadway restaurant
in New York remains unexplained.
Asiatic Cholera In I.iibon.
The special sanitany . inspector
sent to Lisbon by the Spanish gov
ernment in order to inquire into the
epidemic which has prevailed there
for some time past, after a long in
vestigation declares that the out
break is one of true Asiatic cholera,
imported to Lisbon from the Cape de
Verde Islands.
* "STAR TOBACCO.’*
As you chew tobacco for pleasure use Star.
It 1s Dot only the best but the most lasting, and,
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lie Didn’t Object.
“But, my dear sir,” said the man
Who procrastinates, “if I pay you
this money, I will have to borrow it
of some one else. ”
“Very well,” replied the cold
blooded citizen, “so long as you pay
what you owe me, I don’t object t.o
• you owing what you pay me.”_
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, Couldn't Stand Satire.
’ “You don’t seem to get along very
well with yer old friend?”
“Naw. He got ter thinkin’ ho
knowed too much. When I told ’im
he orter put ’is mind in a gymnasium
»an’ give ’is voice a vacation, he got
mad.” __
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A COSTLY TIMEKEEPER. v
A Gorgeous rraicnl Debt 'to ‘.ha Km
pcror of China.
One of the most wonderful time
keepers known to the horologist was
made in London about 100 years ago
and sent by the president of tlio East
India company as a gift to the em
peror of China. The case was made
in the form of a chariot, in which
was seated tho figure of a woman.
This figure was of pure ivory and
gold, and sat with her right hand
resting upon a tiuy clock fastened to
the side of the vehicle. A part of the
wheels which kept track of the
flight of time 'were hidden in
the body of a tiny bird, ' which
had seemingly just alighted upon the
lady’s finger. Above was a canopy so
arranged as to conceal a silver bell,
fitted with a miniature hammer
of the same metal, and, although it
appeared to have no connection with
the clock, regularly struck the hours,
and could bo made to repeat by touch
ing a diamond button on the lady's
bodice. In the chariot at the ivory
lady's feet there was a golden figure
of a dog, and above and in front were
two birds, apparently flying before
the chariot. This beautiful ornament
was made almost entirely of gold, and
was elaborately decorated with pre
cious stones.
The Century is about to print a new
short serial story by Mary Hartwell
Catherwood,—“The Days of .leanne
d’Are,” the result of a very careful
study pf the history of the maiden
warrier of France, and of a pilgrimage
of the places she made famous. The
story has been in the hands of the
editors of The Century for some time,
but its publication was delayed on
account of the recent appearance of
Mark Twain's novel on the same sub
ject in Harper's Magazine. Mrs.
Catherwood is said to treat Joan of
Arc in a fresh way and the story is
thought to be her very best work.
McClure's Magazine for April will
contain a series of unpublished letters
written by General Sherman to a young
lady between whom and an army
officer the general undertook to re
establish a broken romantic relation.
The letters embody a story as good as
any piece of fiction, and exhibit Sher
man in a very charming way. The
April number will also contain a series
of life portraits of Alexander Hamilton
and his wife, and a study of Hamilton's
life and public services by his chief
biographer, the Hon. Henry Cabot
Lodge. _
All Explained.
Briggs—Have you ever heard any.
thing of that young relative of yours
who went out West ten years ago?
Griggs—Why, yes. He is a mem
ber of congress.
Briggs—Excuse me, old man. I
wondered why you never mentioned
his name.—Truth.
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“What made yon get away from
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tramp of a fellow traveler. “Dog?”
“Worse ’n that. The woman wore a
waterfall. ”—Judge.
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Managerial Forethought.'1'
She—-Why are theater entrances
always made so wide and high?
He—To let In the hats, of course.
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CROSSING RUBICON.
HEY were both
guests at the same
country house that
autumn. He was
an artist, hand
some, gltted, well
born, but poor as
the proverbial
church mouse, and
as proud as Lucifer.
She was an heiress,
who, on attaining
her majority some three years ago, had
come into about $5,000 a year; added
to this attraction, she was. beautiful,
clever and charming. She was bright,
high-spirited, and very Independent,
as suitors soon found to thefr cost.
"You'll be an old maid, Isbel,” re
monstrated the aunt with whom she
lived. “You are nearly 24, my dear."
“I don’t care, auntie," laughed the
young lady; "an old maid is as good
as anything—a thousand times better
than having a husband one doesn't cars
for. I’m not in love, dear, and so mean
to keep my freedom.’’
That was said—and said truly then
—some weeks before she came on this
visit to Halcombe Grange and there
met the artist, Eric Errington; but
could she have said the same as truly
now, when the visit was drawing to a
close? The lips might, perhaps; the
heart was another matter entirely,
and she knew it. She was no tyro of
a girl in her teens, but a woman who
lived in the world and neither could
nor would deceive herself; she knew
that she loved Errington, and he loved
her, despite his proud reticence and
silence. What woman could not read
between the lines? What man could
possibly at all times completely guard
every look and tone and touch when
thrown so constantly each day with
the loved one? He is unconscious how
or when his secret is betrayed to that
one.
But no one save Isbel Brandon her
self suspected Errington’s secret. He
neither held aloof nor markedly sought
her. But there were one or two others
among the party who did so, and one
day Maj. Glyn, the host, said half Jest
ingly to Eric:
“My dear fellow, why don’t you try
your chance with the beautiful heiress
and win a fortune, and therewith a
speedy rise to fame?”
"Thank you, not I,” said the artist,
with a laugh and shrug to cover the
deeper feelings stirred. "I have no in
tention of being ticketed ‘fortune hun
ter’ by the world or the fair lady her
self. Even a poor devil of an artist
may keep his pride and honor untar
nished.”
"But, Errington, nonsense!” Glyn
stared. “Suppose you really cared for
a girl who happened to be rich?”
"So much the worse for me, Glyn.’,’ ,
“You really mean that you wouldn't
woo her or ask her hand?”
“Never,” said thp othef.' ' • i •
This had passed oil the terfaefe. n:>
Some one .halt behind, the lace cui,
tains of. a window above , drew back
with quivering lips and heaving breast.
"Is this terrible gold of mine to be
ever, then, a hopeless barrier between
two lives?” Isbel muttered, locking her
•l : jut, . .. •
I
“MY LOVE FROM THE FIRST.”
white hands. “He will never speak,
never breathe a word, and I-Heav
en! what can I—the woman—say or do
without shame? And yet—yet—is gold
and a mistaken but noble pride and
sense of honor to keep ns apart for
ever? I know he loves me—would tell
me so at once were I poor. O, it Is
cruel, cruel. Something ought—must
be done; but what?”
There it was; she, the woman. Was
so helpless. And shortly after this the
party broke up.
*••**••*
A month later the artist one evening
received a letter from Isbel, and, to his
utter surprise and joy, oddly mixed
with pain, she wished him to paint her
portrait. Would he please call on her
at 11 the next day?
Of course he would go; but how go
through the ordeal without self-be
trayal?
Isbel had to strive with herself much
harder for the ordeal she had at length
with an infinite courage resolved to
face. Therefore was it she had named
an hour free from all visitors, and
when her aunt, Mrs. Brandon, would
still be in her own apartment. One of
the two, she saw. must cross the Rubi
con and burn the boats behind If both
their lives were to be saved from
wreck; and since he would not, weli,
she, the heiress, must, whatsoever the
cost.
When she was tol'd he was in the
drawing-room—when almost the actual
moment had arrived—her heart sank,
and at the very door she had to pause
a minute to pull herself together; then
she went in. How the man’s dark eyes
lighted up! How unconsciously close
was the clasp of his hand on hers! If
she had had one fleeting, doubt of his
love that second must have dispelled it.
"What n pleasure to see you again.
Miss Brandon!” he said; “and what
: ' - * ; - ■>"- ;
m honor you do me to let me paint
your portrait!”
“Is It? It Is good of you to call It
so,” label answered brightly, but In
wardly every nerve was quivering and
strained. “Aunt Mary began again
yesterday about having my picture
done, so I wrote to you. My aunt will
be down presently, but in the mean
while we can arrange the sittings,'
dress, and so forth.”
Errlngton passed by the “so forth,”
and only arranged for her dress and the
Bluings.
"But now,” she said, “that that U
settled, we come to—you must please
name your-”
“Pardon me,” Errlngton interposed,
with resolute quietude that in Itself
gave her fresh surety of her ground;
“but you must do me the great favor
to let that part rest until the work is
finished. You are not like a strang
er-”
"Indeed, I hope not,” label said gent*
ly,„ ' *** 11 you please, then.”
“Thank you very much. Miss Bran
don.”
He rose. . -
She, too, stood up; the moment had
come; the woman’s heart stood still
for a moment that was agony; two
lives’ happiness or misery hung on her
courage or failure.
“Well, I suppose your time Is valua
ble?” she said, turning to him, but her
eyes did not fully meet his. “By-the
bye, Mr. Errlngton, I believe—If I am
rightly informed—that I have come to
congratulate you?”
tuuiaie me!" repeatea tne an
1st, In genuine surprise. “For what?
on what account?"
His surprise, and, oddly enough, the
very comedy of the position, gave her
new courage. “Why, I heard that you
are engaged to an heiress,” she said.
The Rubicon was crossed; there was
no going back now, come what would.
Errington flushed to the brow, then
paled again.
“It Is absolutely untrue," he said, in
a strained way, and drew back a step.
“It never could be true of me!”
“But why not?” persisted label, now
standing to' her colors with true femin
ine staunchness, her eyes aglow, her
soft tones Bteady. “If, as I heard, you
are attached to her, why should your
engagement be an impossibility, as you
Imply?”
Had some one—Glyn, perhaps—dared
to tell her this, meaning herself, but
without naming her? flashed across
Eric, In baughty wrath and pain.
“Why impossible?” he repeated,
stung to a sort of desperation. “Be
I cause I am a poor, struggling man who
bolds his honor dearer even than love
if the story were true. Neither the
world nor any woman born should
have the right* to believe me a dis
honored fortune-hunteh"
“The world’s judgment!” she said;
and now her breath came quickly, her
eyes flashed like diamonds. “You are
not such a coward, I know, as to tear
that; but is it much less cowardly to
be afraid of even the risk of the
woman's mistaking your motlye—the
woman you love, remember?” She was
speaking with a strangely passionate,
if suppressed, force that sent a sudden
vague thrill through the man—a dim
sense of something that dazzled him
—of a personality beneath the overt
meaning; an assertion of hJs love for
the heiress as a fact, not a mere figure
of argument. “The woman you love,
remember, and whose happiness, per
haps, your pride may wreck as well as
your own—who doubtless knows your
heart’s secret, and curses the miserable
gold and cruel pride that stands be
tween your lives.”
“ label!” Errington sprang to her
side—caught her hands in his own.
“My darling, my love from the first!
Forgive, If you can, worse than fool
that I have been. Ah, my poor Isbel!”
For the girl burst Into tears as he
locked her to his heart; the tension
must needs give way at last, brave girl
though she was.
"O, why were you so cruel? Why
did you force me to—to-O, Eric!”
“My darling—forgive me!—because 1
loved so much I feared your scornful
refusal. Why should you think me dif
ferent from other wooers? And I nev
er dreamed of this happiness, dearest,”
he said, passionately. “One word—tell
me you forgive your lover.”
“Eric, I love you,” she whispered,
and lifted her face for a moment for
his kiss.
What matter if some of the world did
say, when the marriage did take place,
that It was the money the painter had
sought? He cared not, and those who
knew him and his wife knew well It
was a love match entirely. The pic
ture—not a mere portrait—of beautiful
Mrs. Errington. when seen the next
May at the Academy, made a sensation
and sent up the rising artist’s name at
once.
“So, after all, you see, Eric,” his
wife says, arch and tenaer in one, “you
will win the best in the end, fortune
and fame.”
“And the priceless treasure that
neither gold nor fame could buy,” he
answers, smiling down on the dear
face—"my wife.’’—The Folks at Home.
rh» New Woman.
The new woman is representative of
a renaissance, of a universal awaken
ing among women. I am going to ad
vance and try to support the theory
that the new woman movement, repre
sented by the new woman, is an indi
cation that the modern world wom
an is losing ground, and that this is
a pathetic,' vigorous, sometimes fran
tic, effort on the part of woman for
self-preBervation.—M. M. Mangasarian.
To Pay All 'Round.
An Indiana editor wrote: “The re
cent cold snap played the devil with a
portion of our better half’s house
plants.” The printer's devil left the
"1” out of “plants” and the editor's
readers are , wondering Just what be
meant. *■ -t
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W»t« lif tha Corn.
“Ton Washington people quarrel
about the water supply,” said u wo*
man who has just cornu back from a
two years' visit in Dakota, -‘but you
ought to be ashamed to say a wfg’d.
Why, I have learned to bo so saving
of water that 1 really tuako calcula
tions on every drop I use. Out there
in Dakota vfe had to buy water. In
the siimmor we paid twenty cents a
barrel for it. In the winter wo bought
by the cord and hod it Stacked up in the
back yard—ice. you know—and then
when wo wanted it wo chopped off a
piece and molted it down. And yet
you object i! the water is a bit murky .]?
Sh» Tom Lott.
As Monday’s ■ afternoon train drew
into the Waldoboro dopot a lady with’
an armful of bundles stepped into the
car aisle, Just then the door at onq
end of the car opened and the brako
man said:
••Waldoboro! Waldoboro!"
The lady Immediately started down
the aisle in that direction. When she
was fairly agoing, the door at the
other end of the car opened and the
conductor said:
“Waldoboro! Waldoboro!” *
The lady stopped, bewildored, and
looking helplessly from one end of the
car to tho other, cried out:
“Which end? Which end?"—Rock
land Court or-Gazetto.
The Fault* and Follies of the Agt'
Are numerous, but of the latter none U moro
ridiculous than the promiscuous and random
use of laxative pills anti other drastic
cathartics. These wrehch, convulse and
weaken both the stomach and the bowels. If
Hostetter’s Stomach Hitters be used Instead
of tlieSe no-remedies, the result Is acedia
pllshed without pain ant! with great benefit
to tlic bowels, the stomach and liver. Use
this remedy when constipation manifests
Itself, and thereby pro vent It from becoming
chronic.
Philanthropic.
Editor—What are you going to do
with these iron boxes.
Enterprising Publisher—Sh-. I have
a scheme. Into each of these boxes I
am going to put a loaf of bread, and
ten coupons cut from our paper will
entitle a starving person to the use o<
a key.—Truth. , ■ ‘
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An English editor recently an*
nounced that he would in the next
issue of his paper begin the publi
cation of a sorial story entitled
••The Prettiest Girl in Town.” Over
a hundred girls wrote notes to the
editor warning him to refrain from
using their names or suffer the con
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Piso's cure for Consumption has been a
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Where she XAulug Showed.
A little girl'a father had a round,,
bald spot. Kissing him at bedtime,
not long ago, she said: “Stoop down,
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Clara—Isn't this stranje? Thin
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to marry in order to lie free.
. Dora— It’s the sarno horo. We ~S
must ol)cy pavta until wo go to tins
altar ami solemnly promise to lovo.
honor and obey a husband -and after
that wo no**! n't. obey anybody.—Puck.
So-To* Had for mrtr Cents.
Guaranteed totnceohabit ears, makes.weak
taoo strong, blood pure. tOo.lt. All druggists.
Hard work is the easiest way of Willi me
time.
H GREAT 4ul of
nonsense hi been
written—and be
lieved, about
Hood purifier*.
THE KIDNEYS
PURIFY m BLOOD
,r AMP THEY ALONE.
H diseased, however, they cannot,
and the blood continually become*
more impure. Every drop of Hood
in the body'coes through the kidney**
the sewers of the system, every there
minutes, night and day, while life
endures.
put* the kidneys in perfect health, and ’
nature doe* the rest.
The heavy, dragged out fccEng, the i
bilious attacks, headache*, nervous
unrest, fickle appetite, aU canted by
poisoned Hood, will dhappcar'when -
the kidney* properly perform their'
functions.
There ie no doubt about this,
i Thousands have so testified. The
theory is right, the cure .is right and',’
health follows aa a natural sequenct. .
Be self-coovinccd through “per.
sonal proof. , ;
^ and health malting
are included in the!
F making of HIRES
’ Rootbeer. The prepa
ration of this great tem
perance drink is an event
of importance ina million
-well regulated homes.'!
HIRES
Rootbeer
is full of good health.
Invigorating, appetiz
ing, satisfying. Put
some up to-day and
have it ready to put
down whenever you’re
thirsty.
Made only by The
Charles E. Hires Co.,
Philadelphia. A pack
age m&kes $ gallons.
Sold everywhere.
PATENTS, TRADE MARKS
Examination tnd AdvlM >• to I’ateuUMlHy of to
ventlon. Bend for '‘Inxentorn' Guide, «r How to Goto f
Potent/* O’FARRSLL ft BON, Waihintfkm. D. a
PATFMTt >0 year*'experience. Bend sketch fcrad
m I m I vice. (L. Deane, late in to, examiner D.8,
Pat.OBice) Deane * Weaver. McGill Bkltf., WaeB.n.0,
opium srcn
If afflicted with) 1
SOTO ifH, DM J I
«NUH, ifum, Hi.
W. N. U. OMAHA. NO. 14.-1007.
Whan writing to advertls«ra, kindljr'men.
tlon this naner.