)BY Au&M C°Ny/ay. INTERNATIONAL PFESS ASSOCIATION. PART I. WISH I had the courage to begin this tale by turning to my professional visiting books and, taking at random any month out of the last twenty Si* * year8> 8lve lts rec' ord as a fair 3am '* pie of my ordinary work. The dismal extract would tell you what a doctor’s —I supose I may say a successful doc tor's—lot is, when his practice lies in a poor and densely populated district of London. Dreary as such a beginning might be, it would perhaps allay some of the Incredulity which this talo may probably provoke, as it would plainly show how little room there is for things Imaginative or romantic in work so hard as mine, or among such grim realities of poverty, pain, and grief, as those by which I have been surrounded. It would certainly make it appear extremely unlikely that I should have found time to imagine, much less to write, a romance or mel odrama. The truth is, that when a man hao toiled from 9 o’clock in the morning until 9 o'clock at night, such leisure as he can enjoy is precious to him, especially when even that short respite is liable to be broken in upon at any moment. Still, in spite of the doleful picture I have drawn of what may be called “the dally grind,” I begin this tale with the account of a holiday. In the autumn of 1864 I turned my back with light good-will upon London streets, hospitals and patients, and took my seat in the North ExprosB, The first revolution of the wheels tsent a thrill of delight through my jaded frame. A joyful sensation of freedom came over me. I had really got away at last! Moreover, I had left no ad dress behind me, so for three blessed weeks might roam an undisputed lord of myself. Three weeks were not very many to take out of the fifty-two, but they were all I could venture to give myself; for even at that time my practice, If not so lucrative as I could wish, was a large an Increasing one. Having done a twelvemonth’s hard work, I felt no one In the kingdom could take his holiday with a con science clearer than mine, so I lay back In a peculiarly contented frame of mind, and discounted the coming pleas ure of my brier respite from labor. Thero are many ways of passing a holiday—many places at which it may ent of his disposition was sad, even lespondent and morbid. And yet few roung men’s lives promised to be so ileasant as Charles Carriston’s. I was rallying him one day on his tlture rank and its responsibilities. “You will, of course, be disgustingly lch,” I said. Carrlston sighed. “Yes, if I live long nough; but I don’t suppose I shall.” “Why in the world shouldn't you? fan look pale and thin, but are In cap tal health. Twelve long miles we have talked to-day—you never turned a lair.” Carrlston made no reply. He seemed n deep thought. "Your friends ought to look after you ,nd get you a wife,” I said. “I have no friends," he said, sadly. No nearer relation than a cousin a ;ood deal older than I am, who looks ipon me aa one who was born to rob ilm of what should be his.” “But by the law of primogeniture, 0 sacred to the upper ten thousand, e must know you are entitled to it." “Yes; but for years and years I waa lways going to die. My life was not hought worth six months’ purchase, ill of a sudden I got well. Ever since hen I have seemed, even to myself, 1 kind of interloper.” “It must be unpleasant to have a man onglng for one’s death. All the more eason you should marry, and put othef Ives between him and the title.” , (TO BS COXTISUBD.I A Novel Plan of Boildinc. A German inventor has built a house it hollow tubes, whose advantages are, le says, a constant temperature, and in ldentally etrength, comfort and beau y. He first put up a frame of water ubing, allowing continuous clrcula lon to a stream of water. Around Lhis frame he put his house in the irdinary way. The peculiarity is that ill floors and ceilings are crossed and recrossed by the water pipes. The water, having passed through horlzon .al tubes under the floors and ceilings, passes through the vertical tubes un ;il all have been gone through. In the summer fresh, eool water circulates un der pressure through the net work of tubes, cools oft the walls, and after having run its course, flows consider ably warmer than when it entered. In its course it has absorbed much heat, which it carries away. During the long and severe winter the water entering through the basement is first heated to nearly i.00 degrees and then forced through the ceiling. Of course much I of the heat Is left all over the house. I end at the outlet the temperature of j the water Is about 40 degrees. The , speed of the circulation of water can ; be regulated, so as to allow fixing a i certain temperature, equal throughout ! the building. Dumb Ones Kvery Four Years. While talking to some friends at Wilkcsbarre, Pa., Patrick Healey was stricken deaf and dumb. Ho wrote on a piece of paper: ‘‘Do not bo alarmoil. This will pass off la three days, I know what it is. I have had it before. It seems that Healey, when in Ireland ten years ago, was thrown from a horse. As a result of injuries received, he was deaf and dumb for three (lays. Every four years since he has had a similar attack, lasting In each instauce three days.—New York Press. PLANETARY signs. coon AND EVIL PERIODS IN HUMAN LIFE. Heading* bv Mall Becoming a Popular Feature of This Department—Further Instructions to Applicants—Free Read ings. HE astrologer again calls the attention of applicants for free readings In this column to the fact that full name and address plainly written must ac company every re quest. Only the initials will be pub lished when the readings appear. In case that the ap plicant does not wish us to use in itials, some other means of identifica tion can be given. Such as "Lorene” Topeka, or any other name the appli cant may choose. Those who have neg lected to send in full name and ad dress with their applications should do so as soon as possible. It is often necessary to send special instructions. Those who do not know the hour or date of birth should send TWO 2 cent stamps for particulars. Their horo scopes can be made by the astrologer’s system of calculation. Our private readings by mall are becoming very popular. Applicants for private readings must enclose 26 cents in stamps. The horoscope will be read at once and forwarded to the appli cant’s address. Persons who do not wish to wait for newspaper reading can avail themselves of this means of get ting a quick reading. Address Prof. G. W. Cunningham, Dept. 4, 194 So. Clinton, St., Chicago, 111. The following are the readings for this week: in©* M: Avoca, Iowa, According o the data the sign Libra, which Venus rules, was rising at your birth, therefore Venus is your ruling planet or signlflcator. You are medium height or above; graceful figure; medi um to dark complexion; blue eyes; chestnut hair; rather a youthful ap pearance in general. Your are usually cheerful. Jovial, youthful and happy; fond of the fine arts, as music, paint ing, drawing, sketching, etc.; you take delight in going to theaters, parties, dances, and any place where a good Jolly time will bo had. You are quite yielding in your nature and very much dislike to see bloodshed. You love to see Justice rendered to all and would make a good teacher or Judge. You will have a very eventful life and be a great traveler. You are not prom ised an early marriage but your hus band will be a model man and mar riage will be far more than average fortunate for you. Space is too lim ited for me to give you his description here. 8. A. C: Clarksville, Iowa. According to data you are a mixture of the signs Scorpio which Mars rules and Sagittarius which Jupiter rules, therefore Mars and Jupiter are your ruling planets or significators. Saturn is co-signiflcator because on the as cendant. Yo 1 are medium height or above; medium to dark complexion,hair and eyes; full face; the hair grows very luxuriant. You are very ener getic and ambitious; you naturally take the lead in anything you become in terested in. You dislike a subordinate position of any kind and should al ways be at the head of your depart ment. You will be subject to chronic headaches in the early part of life. You have a fine intellect and can readily learn almost anything. You also have very good command of language. You are quite secretive in your nature and do not tell everything you know. You should secure a finished education and make a salaried position your main ob ject by which to secure your money. You will not be very fortunate in any thing connected with love and mar riage. » “Iiorene:” Topeka Kansas. Tou have a refined, sensitive and confiding nature and anything rough or boisterous jars on your nervous sys tem and has a tendency to reduce your vital lorce. You will manifest consid erable enthusiasm with very little en couragement and will appreciate and treasure up a kind word to the same extent that you will remember an In jury if anyone abuses you. You will forgive but cannot forget them. Your talent, runs in the direction of some of the fine art3 but whenever you have made any attempts to study anything you have found it necessary to over come obstacles in your path. You'are a firm friend on every occasion. Your love affairs do not run smooth long at a time and if married, your hus band has a spirited temper and will not permit anyone to interfere with his business no matter if he is right or wrong and as a rule he is not able to successfully execute what he plans. Nice, ricaaaat Practice. Policemen wont to the morgue in New York the other day and fired many bullets into corpses there for the purpose of learning if powder burned the skin at a distance of three feet.— Exchange. STATISTICS. The largest state of Mexico is Chi huahua, with an area of nearly 90,000 square miles The Vermont Legislature has adopt ed a law requiring heavy wagons to have wide tires. Bawling, billiards and card playing are unlawful in Michigan, according to some dead-letter statutes. Joe Jefferson's a cm possesses an al bum of thumb prints, some of which be long to very famous people. ; THE GLASS SUBSTITUTE. Tectorium, a Translucent, Infrangible Material for Window—Lighting. The new Invention, tectorium, la a translucent. Infrangible substitute foi window glass and such as is used foi skylights, conservatories, verandas, sterm windows, transparencies of vari ous kinds and in street windows where it is desirable to admit the light while excluding observation from without, says the Philadelphia Times. It was invented twenty or twenty-five years ago-, received medals at the Antwerp exposition of 1885 and other interna tional exhibitions and was the ma terial adopted for the roof windows oi the London aquarium, which have an area of 97,600 square feet. Tec torium is a sheet of tough, insoluble EUE>—said to be bichromated gelatin— about one-sixteenth of an inch in thickness, overlying on both sides a web or network of galvanized iron or steel wire, the meshes of which are one eighth of a square inch. Both surfaces of the tectorium in ordinary use are ap parently covered with a varnish of boil ed linseed oil and it feels and smells similar to the oiled silk that is used in surgery and for sweatbands in sum mer hat3. It is lighter than glass of equal thickness, is tough, piiant and practically indestructible by exposure to rain, wind, hail or any shock or blow which does not pierce or break the wire web by a violent thrust. It may be bent in any desired form and fastened In position by crimping, nail ing or with putty, like ordinary glass and when punctured may be repaired. Its translucence is about the same as that of opal glass; its color, a green ish amber yellow, which fades gradu ally to white from exposure to the sun, so that while arresting the direct rays of sunshine it transmits a soft, modu lated light which is said to be well aoaptea to hothouses ana conserva tories. It is a poor conductor of heat and cold and thus preserves a more equitable temperature than glass in rooms containing growing plants. Its surface is well adapted for painting in oil colors and is used for illuminated windows, signs and transparencies in which strength, lightness and immun ity from breakage are essential, espe cially in arched, curved or irregular surfaces. The only objections which are urged against tectorium are that it. is more or less inflammable and that in very warm weather the outside surface is somewhat softened until dust will adhere to it, but this may be removed by wiping or washing, a service that Is usually performed by the rain in exposed situations. POLICEMAN SAVES A BOY. The Lad Was About to Be Crushed by a Car. Ten thousand people cross Broadway at Fulton street six days a week, and many have narrow escapes from being run down by cable cars and trucks that [am the thoroughfare at that point, says the New York World. One of them yes terday was 10-year-old Harry Fox of 100 Washington street, who tried to cross the street with his arms full of newspapers. At the same moment cable car No. 8 came bowling along uptown. "Look out!” yelled half a dozen men in the same breath. The boy jumped iust as the car bound the other way bore down on him. A cry of horror went up from the eyewitnesses. They expected to see the boy lying mangled an the track when the two cars rolled by. Instead there lay Policeman Wil liam Schrieber of the Old Slip station, at full length between the tracks, un conscious. Clasped tightly to his breast was the boy, frightened half to death, but not a hair of his head hurt. The policeman was carried into a store on the corner, where he soon revived. "Where is the boy?” were his first words. They told him he was unhurt and full of gratitude for the police man’s brave act. Schrelger explained , that just as he clasped the boy in his arms to lift him out of harm’s way the handle-bar of car No. 8 hit him on the shoulder and threw him violently to the ground. Before consciousness left him, Schreiber said, he made a strenuous ef fort to fall so that he might lie between 1 the tracks. His head was badly bruised ' and his shoulder sprained, but beyond that he declared that his injuries were too trifling to report himself ill, so he went back to duty. The crowd cheered the plucky blue-coat again and again, and many passers-by stopped long enough to shake his hand. Schreiber has been on the force fifteen years, and has an excellent record. A Story of Sir H. W. Richardson. One of the best known stories in con nection with the late Sir Benjamin Ward Richardson’s advocacy of temper ance tells how he had been on a visit to one of the three or four small towns in England which have no public house. Although there were 4,COO peo ple there the doctor was nearly starv ing. One day a young medical man came to Sir Benjamin for advice as to taking the practice and Sir Benja min, placing his hands on the young doctor’s shoulders, said: “Take my ad vice, and don’t. Those wretched teeto talers not only shirk accidents, but, when wounded, heal so fast that there ; is neither pleasure nor profit after the i first dressing.”—Westminster Gazette. I Where the Money Wont. i The vicar of a rural parish who had waxed eloquent on the subject of for eign missions one Sunday, was sur prised on entering the village shop dur ing the week to bo greeted with marked cooinr.is by the worthy dame who kept it. Cr, seeking to know the cause the good woman produced a coin from a drawer, and throwing it down before the vicar, exclaimed: “I marked that holy crown and put it in the plate last Sunday, and here it is back again in my shop. I knowed well them niggers never got the money.” . The Livery of Btllousness | Is a pronounced yellow. It is visible In the countenance and eyeballs. It is accom panied with uneasiness beneath the right ribs and shoulder blade, sick headache, nausea and irregularity of the bowels. To the removal of each and all of these dis comforts as well as their cause, Hostetter s Stomacl Hitters are admirably adapted.) This pre-eminent family medicine also rom-i <" edies malarial, rheumatic and kidney cows plaints, nervousness and do bulky ./ promotes appetite and sleep. I A Lucky Diagnosis. The patient's symptoms indicated cardiac troubles, and the doctor grot out his stethoscope and applied it to gis chest to test the action of the heart. The patient flushed angrily, un^nt toned his vest, and took from his in side pocket a $r> bill wrapped in an old paper, then said: ‘•I think its carrying it a little too far when you doctors go looking through a man with an X ray to se« how much money he has.” A NOBLE WORK. (From Omaha Christian Advocato.) There is no one in Omaha or vicinity who has not heard of Mr. N. J. Smith, founder of Rescue Home. He has for a number of years devoted a large share of his time to the work of rescuing the fallen, furnishing aid to those in distress and helping in every way possible those in trouble. He has been in poor health for several years, butall will be pleased to learn that his health is now much better and he is ablo to tako activo charge of the mission work, to which he now devotes his entire time. On January 1 st, 181)7, he writes as follows: “I have been troubled for several years with a bad cough. I had lung chills and slight haemorrhage of the lungs and was threatened with consumption. My mother and two sisters ha vine died with consump tion, I expected the same fate; but I tried Dr. Kay’s L,ung Balm, prepared by Dr, B. J. Kay Medical Co., Omaha, Neb., and two 25c boxes have entirely cured me of mv^A cough and soreness of my lungs. tired, sleepy and drowsy feeling is all and ray appetite i3 now good. I feel vvel^H and full of life. I can work night and day^® and do not feel tirod. Praise the Lord for the help it has given me. I write this hop ing if any read it who aro similarly afflicted and have been unable to get help from any other source, that they will try this excellent remedy, which I believe to be the best cough medicine of which I have any knowledge.” N. J. Smitii, 2540 S. 10th St., Omaha, Neb. The Real Name. “That's a nice looking* dog,” remark ed the kindly old gentleman, who takes an interest in everything. “Yes. suh. He looks all right,” re plied the colored man who was leading him with a piece of rope. “He looks like a pointer.” “Yes, suh. Da’s what he looks like. But dat ain’ what he is, He's a disap* pointer.”—Washington Star. A Very Popular Calendar. Pew people in these busy days are willing to live without a calendar to mark the pass ing of time. This fact, no doubt, accounts for the calendars of all kiuds, colors, shapes and sizes which flood the mails at lhi9 season. Among them all the one that best suits us is the one issued by N. W. Atcr & Son, the “Keeping Everlastingly At It” Newspaper Advertising AgentsofPhiladel phia. A\e have just received our now copy and are fixed for 1807. It is not difficult to see why this calendar is so great a favorite. Che figures on it are large enough to be read S across a, room; its handsome appearance *■ makes it worthy of a place in the best fur-j nished office or library, while it is business-* [ike all the way through. The publishers state that the demand for tbiscalendarhasf ilways exceeded the supply. This led them! jears ago to place upon it a nominal price—j A cents, on receipt of which it is sent, post-* paid and securely packed, to any address. NO-TO-BAC FOR FIFTY CENTS. 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It is carpeted, upholstered In raitan, has spring seats and backs and is provided with curtains, bedding. tow els.soap»etc. An experienced excursion coneuctor and a uniformed i ullman porter accompany it through to the Pacific Coast. While neither as expen sively finished nor as fl. e to look at as a palace slecper.lt Is .iust as good to ride in. >ec ond class tickets arc honored and the price of a bert h, wide enough and big enough for two. Is only S . l or a folder giving full particulars write to f r. Fra>cif, Gcn’l Fass’r Agent, Omaha, Xeh. PEtriiiC *»«--rwtjat G1!Hj . i SJf[\O J, s Ly gases. Ao thorough instruction in all branches K,sll..‘- ^ifc scholarship i?4‘, six mom hi our>e ?a>0. ( orner ioth and Capitol Avenue. Jxmilia, .Nebraska, * Examination nad.Adricr rs t > rnte:itar.i'itr of In. remion. l»i nil for “Ir.voniors’ Gniuc. t r How to Got* . utent. * G’FAUliStiL cz SON, V, ;i>!iinirtoa, D. C*