SlGjiS OF THE PLANETS /^INDICATIONS THAT AFFECT EVERY HUMAN LIFE. ■l*rof. Caonlngham’i Free Reading's for Our Readers Have Become Very Popular—Some Instructions for the Guidance of Applicants for Horoscopes* f; HE astrologer Is receiving many re quests for free readings through these columns. Each . request is numbered when re ceived and every one will he an swered in its turn. The astrologer again calls atten tion to the fact that each request must state the date, place and hour of birth, also sex and color, with full name and address of sender. The initials only and place of residence will be used in the reading. Be exact about the hour of Jjlrth. I? applicants do not know the date or hour they should send two two-eent stamps, for special instruc tions. Persons wishing their horo scopes made immediately and forward ed by mail must send twelve two-cent stamp to cover expenses. Name and address must be plainly written. Ad dress all communications to Prof. O. W. Cunningham, Dept. 4, 194, So. Clin ton street, Chicago. This weeks readings are as follows: .Betsey: Monroe, Mich. According to data, you are a mixture of the signs of Taurus and Gemini, and therefore Venus and Mercury are your ruling planets or significators. You are medium height or above, and medium to dark hair, complexion and eyes; the eyes have a peculiar sparkle and sharp light; you are energetic and am bitious and will make a great effort to rise in the world, yet you will find many obstacles to overcome and will not be appreciated or paid in accord ance with what your ability should command, yet you will succeed far better than the average of people. You are a natural born orator and if you take ordinary care of the money you get into your possession you will be come wealthy. C. A. J„ Webster City, Iowa. According to data, the sign Leo, which the Sun rules, was rising at your birth, with Mercury and Venus on the ascendant, and therefore the Sun, Ve nus and Mercury are your ruling plan ets or significators. You are medium height or above; medium to light complexion, hair and eyes; you will be disposed to baldness early in life; you will be active, ambi tious, energetic, and will hold a good f position in any locality; you will always | be regarded as a leading man not so VBMich from your wealth as from your ability. You will also be noted as hav ing a great gift of language and as an orator you would make a great suc cess. You are very popular with the ladies. W. A. W., Dubuque. Iowa. You have the zodiacal sign Virgo ris ing and therefore Mercury is your rul ing planet. You are medium height or slightly above with a well proportioned figure; the complexion, hair and eyes from medium to dark; you are rather reserved in your manner until you get well acquainted. When young you were quite bashful, modest and avoided strangers. You are active, energetic, ambitious and industrious; you are very humane in your nature, kind to all, make many friends, and will be very popular with the ladies; you are gifted In one of the fine arts and very fond of any kind of art work; you have good command of language. You will rise to a high position in life, and if you avoid hazardous speculation and take good care of the money that comes into your possession you will become quite wealthy. It will be hard for you to keep money after you make it. Gertrude, St. Joseph, Mo. You have the zodiacal sign Cancer rising, therefore the moon is your rul ing planet; you are medium height or above, with rather well proportioned figure; the shoulders good width, the complexion fair; eyes light; hair me dium; you are fond of making changes in certain ways, and will be rather of an emotional nature, and will some times change your mind very quickly and apparently without any good rea sons for it. Your constitution is not of a robust kind, and you are subject to feverish ailments and especially severe headaches when these attacks come on. You are fond of having your own way and are liable to rebel if opposed strongly. You are endowed by nature with strong intuitions, and might easily develop some mediumistic powers if you would make some effort in that direction. Remarkable Coafldeuce, She: "it is remarkable what confi dence that Mrs. Storms has In her hus band! Believes everything he says." He: “Well, why shouldn’t she’” "Why. man! he’s a clerk In the weather bureau,”—Yonkers Statesman JOSH BILLINGS* PHILOSOPHY The man whom praze allwuss makes humble, iz an ironclad. In youth our pashuns keep us bizzy in middle life our ambishuns; in old’ age, the rumatism. The more intelligent a man bekums, the less he thinks of himseir, and the more he thinks of others. Adversity Is tru and honest; it iz the te3t that never deceives us. Prosperity U allwuss treacherous. HiK Ail. ILL you have the kindness to ring that bell again, Harriet, and in quire whether Mrs. Withers has return ed?” fretted the convalescent. “It is after six o'clock, and I am faint for want of nourish ment.” dependent obeyed, then slipped from the room to push inves tigations upon a plan of her own. In a quarter of an hour she reappeared with an agitated, yet important counte nance, that arrested her cousin's re gards. “What is it? Where is she?” he de manded, impatiently. “You have heard I something. Tell me at once what it ; is?” 11 Harriet collapsed as gracefully as ner unpliant sinews and stays would allow into a kneeling heap upon the floor at his feet. "My beloved cousin! My dear, deceived angel! I have heard nothing that surprised me. I dared not speak of it to you before now, agonizing as was my solicitude. You would have driven me from you in anger had I whispered a word of what has been the town gossip for months, to which you only were blinded by your noble, your generous, your superhuman confidence in your betrayers. I see that you are partially prepared for the blow,” as he grew pale and tried without success to interrupt her. “Brace yourself for what you must know, my poor, ill used darling! Your brother and your wife have eloped to Europe in company!” For one second the husband stagger ed under the shock. His eyes closed suddenly, as at a flash of lightning, and his features were distorted, as in a wrench of mortal pain. Then all that was true and dignified in the man ral lied to repel the Insult to the two he had trusted and loved. “I do not be lieve it,” he said distinctly and with deliberate emphasis. "You are the dupe of some mischievous slanderer, my good woman. Edward Withers is the soul of integrity, and my wife’s virtue is incorruptible. Who told you this ab surd tale?” “Mrs Withers stated to you that she was going to drive alone this after noon, did she not?” Harriet forget the pathetic in the malicious triumph as she proceeded to prove her rival’s guilt. "You heard her say It,” laconically, and still on the defensive. “Yet John says she called by the of fice to take up Mr. Edward Withers, and that they drove in company to the wharf, where lay an ocean steam er. He saw them go on board, arm in arm, and, although he waited on the pier as long as the vessel was in sight, they did not return.” “I will see the man myself.” Crossing the room with a firmer step than had been his since his illness. Mr. Withers rang the bell and summoned the coachman. His evidence tallied ex actly with Harriet’s report, and she flat tered herself that the inquisitor’s man ner was a shade less confident when the witness was dismissed. "You have said that this disappear ance was no matter of surprise to you. and added something about vulgar gos sip. I wish a full explanation,” he said, still magisterially. Thus bidden, Harriet told her tale. Before their return to the city in the autumn, she had seasons of anxiety relative to the intimacy between Mr. Edward Withers and his beautiful sis ter-in-law. Not, the unsuspecting vir gin was careful to affirm, that she doubted then the good faith and right intentions of either, but she feared lest Mrs. Withers’ partiality for the younger brother might render her negligent of her husband’s- happiness and comfort. The winter festivities had brought the two into a peculiarly unfortunate po sition for the growth of domestic vir tues, and eminently conducive to the progress of the fatal attachment which was now beyond the possibility of a doubt. Although one of the family, and known to be wedded to their in terests, she had not been able to deter busy-bodies from sly and overt mention of the scandal in her hearing. She had, on such occasions, taken the liberty of rebuking the offender, and maintain ing, In her humble way, the honor of her benefactors’ name. But she could not silence a city full of tongues, and ithey had wagged fast and loudly of jthe husband’s indiscreet confidence In jthe guilty parties, and their .shameless treachery. He checked her when she would have dilated upon this division of her sub ject. "I will have no hearsay evidence. What have you seen?” Harriet demurred, blushingly, not, as It presently appeared, because she had seen so little but so much. Duets, vocal and Instrumental, had been the vehicles of living intercourse—hand squeezing, meaning sighs and whispers. Her blood had often boiled furiously In beholding the outrageous maneuv ers practiced in the very sight of their trusting victim. Her eyes, in passing from their smiles of evil Import, their langulshlngs and caresses to the serene face bent over the chess-board, or wrapt in innocent slumber, had alter nately overflowed with tears and glow ed with Indignation. "But all this was as nothing com fpared with my sensations on the morn ilng of the day in which you made your [will. Chancing to enter your drese ing-room, on my way to your bedside, I surprised Mrs. Withers and Mr. Eld ward Withers standing together, her head upon his bosom, his arms uphold ing her, while he whispered loving I worus in ner ear. He kissed tier at the very moment of my silent entrance, with this remark: ‘We have too much to live and to hope for, to nurse un healthy surmises and fears.’ I could testify to the language in a court of justice, and am positive that his ref erence was to your passible recovery.” “No more!” The mischief-maker was scared out of her gloomy exultation by the altered face turned toward her. “Please excuse me from going down, to dinner today. I am very weary, and shall spend the evening alone,” pur sued Mr. Withers, with a pitiful show of his old and pompous style. He arose as a further signal that she must go, when she threw herself before him and clasped his knees. “Elnathan!” the beady eyes strained in excruciating appeal, “do not banish me from you in this your extremity! Who! Who should be near you to sus tain and weep with you but your poor devoted Harriet—she whose life has but one end—the hope that she might serve and aid you; but one reward, your smile, and so much of your love as you may see fit to bestow upon so worthless an object?” joui ui lue nonest sorrow tnat Dowea the listener’s proud spirit to break ing, her factitious transports met no response beyond weary impatience. The cajolery that had flattered the unworthy complacency of his prosperous days rang discordantly upon his present j mood. He wanted pity from no one, he said to himself, and, in his rejection of hers, there was a touch of resent ment, the consequence of her unspar ing denunciation of Constance. He might come to hate her himself soon. Just now he almost abhorred the one who had opened his eyes to his own shame. “You mean well, I dare say, Harriet,” he said, in his harshest tone, "but you are Injudicious, and your of fers of sympathy are unwelcome. I am sure that I shall shortly receive a satisfactory explanation of this mys terious affair. As to your gossiping friends, I can only regret that your associates have not been chosen more wisely. Now you can go.” She made no further resistance, but hers was one of the chamber doors that unclosed stealthily when, at mid night, the rattle of a latch-key sound ed through the front hall, and was fol lowed by the entrance of the two sup posed voyagers. There were more wakeful eyes under that roof that night than the master recked of, and a bevy of curious gazers peered from the obscurity of the third story into the entry, where Mr. Withers had or dered the gas to be kept burning all night. “You see we are expected,” said Ed ward to his companion. Mr. Withers met them at the head of the staircase, clad in dressing-gown and slippers. “Ah, here you are. How did you get back?” “The obliging captain hailed a fish ing yacht and put us on board,” answered his brother. “Have you been uneasy about us?” “Only lest you might be carried Borne distance out before you fell in with a returning vessel. You look very tired, Constance. I shall not let her go with you again, Edward, unless you promise to take better care of her.” “Tell him just how it happened, Connie,” laughed Edward, and the con ference was over. “They played their parts well all of them,” muttered Harriet, stealing back to her sleepless pillow. “But they need not hope to gag people now that the scandal has taken wind; ‘murder will out.’ ” *->**n**.^Mi.j t. piutvu uj me n.|»” pearance in the next day’s issue of an extensively circulated journal of a con spicious article headed "Scandal in High Life!” setting forth the elope ment, per steamer to Europe, of the junior partner in a well-known bank ing house with the beautiful wife of his brother, the senior partner of the aforesaid firm. The intimacy of the fugitives, the chronicle went on to say, had been much talked of all win ter in the brilliant circle to which they belonged. The deserted husband was a citizen whom all delighted to honor for his business talents, his probity in public life, and his private virtues. "This affliction falls upon him with the more crushing severity from the circumstance that he has been for some months an invalid. He has the sincere sympathy of the entire community.” The editor of the humane sheet, al beit not unused to eating his own words, never penned a more humble and explicit retraction of the “unlucky error into which, through no fault of ours, we have fallen,” than graced his columns the following morning. He could hardly have expressed himself more forcibly had Edward Withers really horsewhipped him, instead of threatening to do it, and to bring an action for libel as well. Constance breakfasted in bed, at her husband’s request, on the day succeed ing the Pynsents’ departure. The pop ular daily, above referred to, lay as usual by Mr. Withers' plate when he went down-stairs, folded with what was known to its constant readers as the naughty corner outermost. Har riet was engaged in concocting her cousin’s cup of foaming chocolate when he opened his sheet, but she both saw and heard the paper rustle like a paper bough before a storm, then grow suddenly and unnaturally still. When Mr. Withers lowered it there was nothing in voice or expression to be tray to his brother that ought was amiss. When the meal was over he repaired to his wife’s room, taking' with him the newspaper which he bad not, as was his custom, offered to pass to Edward. Without a word he spread It before the pale woman whose haggard coun tenance should have moved him to de lay her accusation and atence. One swift glance took in the import of the cruel article, and she buried her face In the piilow with a cry that destroyed what faint remnant of hope might have lingered in his bosom. “My sin has found me out!” ^ A heavy hand was laid upon her arm. 1 This is childish, Constance, and you have shown yourself to be no child in craft. Nothing short of your own confession would have persuaded me that much contained in this paragraph is true, that you have abused my con fidence, sullied my name, and made me the object of universal contempt— you and—and—my brother!” (TO D8 CO.NTIXBS'J.) Tame Catamount. Probably it is true that some men have by nature a peculiar power over wild animals, and it Is a matter of com mon experience that animals sometimes strike up sudden friendships with per sons they have never seen before. An extreme instance of this kind Is de scribed by a military correspondent of the New York Sun; "Perhaps of all the wild animals that may be at least par tially civilized or tamed, the Rocky Mountain lion or catamount offers the least promise; and yet in the writer’s experience one specimen was as gentle and docile as human kindness could make him.. He followed his master around like a dog, obeying every wish or nod, but would allow no other per sons to approach him with offers of kindness or anything else. This crea ture was a full grown mountain lion, that for some strange reason had taken a fancy to a Cheyenne Indian. Wheth er in camp, on the prairie, or in the post, the brute could always be seen quietly following the Indian, but he would never leave his master’s heels for any reason except at his master's bidding. Often would he accompany the buck into the post trader’s store, where his entrance was the signal for all dogs to get out and for bipeds not acquainted with the situation to lose no time in taking to the counters. The officers of the post finally persuaded the Indian to part with his pet for a consideration, and the lion, after being securely caged, was shipped as a pres ent to the National Museum at Wash ington.’’ The Wisdom of the Crow* A naturalist who Is much lnteresteu In birds says that the crow Is the wis est of all feathered animals. He has made a number of experiments recent ly, and declares that an ordinarily well educated crow can count to twenty, and that he has found a sentinel crow, very old and very wise, that can count to twenty-six. He made these discoveries in a very interesting way. Recently he spent some time in the mountains of Wales, where a company of boys was camping out. One day he found a flock of crows gathered round t.he body of a sheep that had died, and which lay near a barn. They flew away as he approached, so he hid him self in the barn and waited; but they would not come back. Then he went out and walked up the mountain, and they all settled down again to the feast. That afternoon he took four boys from the camp with him and they marched into the little building and waited. No crows came back. Two of the boya went out. Still no crows. Then the other two went out, and only the natu ralist remained. But the old sentinel crow had evidently counted them as they went in, and he knew they had not all come out. At last the natural ist left the building and straightway all the crows returned. This experi ment was repeated a number of timeis with varying numbers of boys, but the crows kept count, and would not come down until the building was entirely empty. Fa«*ta About Pnxnloe Stone. Pumice, as is well known, 1b of vol canic origin, being a trachytic lava which has been rendered light by tlio escape of gases when in a molten state It is found on most of the shores oi the Tyrrhenian sea and elsewhere, bul Is at present almost exclusively ob tained from the little island of Lipari Most of the volcanoes of Llpari haw ejected pumaceous rocks, but the besl stone is all the product of one moun tain, Monte Chirica, nearly 2,000 fee! in height, with its two accessory cra ters. The district in which the pumice is excavated covers an area of three square miles. It has been calculated that about 1,000 hands are engaged is this industry, 600 of whom are em ployed in extricating the minerft Pumice ie brought to the surface in large blocks or in baskets, and is car ried thus either to the neighboring vil lage or to the seashore to be taken there in boats. The supply is said to be practically inexhaustible. Pumice is used not merely for scouring and cleansing purposes, but also for polish ing in numerous trades, hence the fact that the powdered pumice exported ex ceeds in weight the block pumice. Be tween twenty and thirty merchants are engaged in the pumice trade in tho island.—London News. What a Horae Can Draw. On metal rall3 in the most favorable condition and smooth from use, a horse can draw one and two-third times as much as on the beet asphalt pavement: three and one-third times as much as on wood paving in good condition; five times as much as on wood paving in bad condition; seven times as much as on good cobblestone; thirteen times ae much as on bad cobblestone; twenty times ae much as on earth road, and forty times as much as on sand. Th« Cmim of Heath. In 1827 Mr. Zea, Columbian ministei in England, died suddenly. He was in sured in various cilices. and rumor sale lie had shot himself. A meeting of oni of the insurance boards was held, anc the directors were talking the mattei over, when I)r. M- appeared, win was the company's medical referee, at well ns Mr. Zeu’s own physician. “Ah! now you can tell us the tru« cause of Mr. Zea's death.” “Certainly 1 can,” said the doctoi solemnly, “because I attended him.” Here lie paused and was surprised to find that his merely preliminary re mark was hilariously received as a so lution of the whole question. YOU WANT A FARM and we have 80 miles west of Houston, at Chesterville, the best tract in Texas. Land high prairie and well dralued, abundant rainfall, good soil, low prices and easy terms. Don't fail to post yourself. Write and receive "Fertile Farm Lands” fukr and information as to cheap excursions and frisk park. Ad dress. Southern Texas Colonization Ca, John Linderholm, Mgr., 110., Rialto Bldg., Chicago. Eicluata i b.ra for » tlojr. 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