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Antaran Calling Costume.
f A French calling costume is electric
blue canvas cloth, made up over bright
green silk. The coat is of smoke-gray
cloth, its Quaker sobriety deliciously
relieved by tabs or minor velvet in a
gray-green peapod hue, surmounted by
a geometrical design in fine mixed cord.
These tabs are everywhere bound by
a narrow hem of sable, and the same
beautiful fur forms the Tudoresque
collar. A finishing touch of elegance
is given by the charming old silver
buttons with which it is adorned.
\ She Bad Bade a Discovery.
t“l hope,” she said thoughtfully,
"(hat you won't have anything more
t<| say about the manner in which
women hunt bargains and get
cheated."
“Why not? Don’t you think your
sex deserves it ”
“I’m not going to discuss that point
Even if we do deserve the criticism
it does not come gracefully from a man
who buys hair restorer regularly from
a baldheaded barber.” — Washington
Star.
The Missing Link.
Pittsburg Chronicle: “The missing
link is found!”
i'The great scientist paced up and
down his room in great ecstasy, repeat
ing at intervals the joyful announce
ment:
“The missing link is found!” -
He was very jubilant, and well he
might be, for it had been three long
weeks since one of his link cuff but
tons had rolled away into one of the
darkest corners under the bureau.
Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe.
Treating of the “Protection of Bank
Depositors,” the Hon. James II. Eckels,
comptroller of the currency, in the
North American Review for November,
declares that the proper conduct of a
bank must result more from the acts of
those entrusted with its keeping than
from the acts of the officers of the law.
If directors and officers fail to pay
every attention to the conduct of the
bank’s employes outside of office hours
as well as during them, they are apt at
any time to encounter dishonesty and
loss.
> niotner-s trailers.
Mix thoroughly together two cups of
sugar, a tablespoon ful of butter, half a
cup of milk, a scant teaspoonful of
soda dissolved in boiling water, two
teaspoonfuls of vinegar, the grated
rind of an orange, a little nutmeg and
flour enough to make a dough stiff
enough to roll out. Cut in squares or
circles and cook in boiling lard. When
cooked and nearly cool sift powered
sugar over them.—Ladies’ Home Jour
nal.
Origin of a Much-Quoted Saw.
The origin of “A fool and his money
are soon parted" has not been ascer
tained with certainty, but the follow
ing story is sometimes told: “George
Buchanan, tutor to James IV of Scot
land, made a bet with a courtier that
he could make a courser verse than the
courtier; Buchanan rose and picking
(''up the courtier's money walked off
y with the remark, ‘a fool and his money
\ are soon parted.’”—Ladies’ Home Jour
' nal.
Lack of Feeliup.
Gazing at the fingers that had just
been claimed by the elusive circular
saw, he wept bitterly.
“Alas,” he said, “my ambition was
to become a poster artist, and now—
now the best I can do is to become a
shorthand writer!”
However, in view of his morbid de
sire it was, perhaps, just as well.—New
York Press.
A Defective Fruit Cover.
Often a defective cover will be found
among the fruit jars and cannot be
screwed down to make the jar tight
Put a little putty around between the
cover and rubber, and when the cover
is screwed down as tightly as possible
press the putty in around the crevice.
When the putty becomes hard, the jar
will be found airtight
The Complexion.
',* “Realist!” she repeated. "Why, he
drew a straight flush that was so nat
ural it bluffed everybody out of the
game!”
,s- They were at no pains to conceal
their admiration for the slender man
in corduroy who drank absinth yonder.
—Detroit Tribune.
On Trial.
“Marian, here’s a dray stopping at
our door with a piano, a sewing ma
chine and a parrot. There must be a
mistake in the number. ”
“No, dear, they belong to our new
cook. She’s a graduate of the school
of cooking and has kindly consented to
try us.”—Detroit Free Press.
Every economical woman's pet economy
Is to reduce her gas bill.
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A BOTTLE OF
i
Might have Changed the
Map of Europe*
AT the i
Battle I
of Waterloo J
the great ■
Napoleon.. ■
was so proa- |p
trated from ^
Nephritis.. ^
(Inflamma- &
tion of the m
Kidneys) . . I
mat ior more man an nour me Battle
was left to his subordinates, with the
result that the fortunes of war went
against him. Had
n
been known at the time, Napoleon
need not have been ill at such a
nor his star suf
1 supreme •moment,
R fered eclipse.
While all cannot be Napoleons,
«tt ,fian t be spared the illness which
resulted in his downfall.
™ Large Lottie, or new style, smaller one, at your
H druggists.
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4 THE REHEARSEL. i
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The stalls and the balcony of the
?mpty, crescent-shaped hall, with Its
•:cent of last night’s cigars, are, in
spite of the fi(il shouts of music,
asleep under brown-holland counter
panes, and all the movement is cen
tered in the orchestra and on the stage.
Now and then stout, tired gentlemen
lounge into view at the side of the stalls
and yawn unrestrainedly, and punch
themselves on the chest, and, after list
ening to the rehearsal of a song, yawn
again and write something down in a
notebook with a giant silver pencil and
go away. *
On the stage, where the T gaslights
look yellow in the sunlight, that, in
spite of all opposition, has gained ad
mittance, is a back-cloth of Margate
Sands, with lifelike visitors in out-of
date costumes and badly-drawn silk
hats, and there is a persistent sound
of carpentry behind. A lean, sallow
youth in a screaming tweed suit is at
the footlights, giving, in a confidential
way to the band a new song, and mem
bers of the band, peering at the Bheets
of music on the stands, keep about
half an eye on the conductor and play
in a hesitating, tentative fashion.
And there’s hi-tl-hi-ti-hi-ti and old hl
ti-hi-ti-hi,
And hi-ti-hi-ti-hi who is so glorious;
And if hi-ti-hi-ti-hi-ti would but hi-ti
hi-ti-hi
’Twould be jawly sight better fer all
of us.
The lean youth walks round the
stage with a swagger and fine conduct
of his hooked walking stick to the
changed rhythm:
Yes, a Jawly sight better fer all of us,
A jawly sight better fer all of us.
And when—
The youth, singing thus mysteriously
his topical song, comes down at the
third line of the chorus and sends up
softly to the empty gallery what is
clearly the telling line of his song:
And when hi-ti-hi-ti-hi goes to hi-ti-hi
ti-hi
Twill be—
Shouted now with straw hat removed:
—jawly sight better fer all of us.
The orchestra plays hurriedly a swift
symphony, and the lean youth resum
ing his straw hat, confides to the vacant
auditorium another topical verse
phrased in similarly obscure and re
ticent terms. When he finishes he says
complainingly that they’ll have to put
a lot more go into it at night; and the
conductor says, “That’s all right, Tom
my, old man. We’ll pull you through.”
Tommy, old man, asks the conductor
what he says to a liquor. The conduc
tor promptly says “Yes,” and disap
pears. The orchestra discards the
sheets of music, and a boy emerges
from a door and gleans them, with a
view, I think, to gold from their own
er. He is a somber boy who does his
work aggressively, as though he felt
himself destined for higher occupation.
"Move your 'oof, fat ’ead!” This to
the cornet. “ ’Ow can I pick up any
flng if you keep your big foot all over
it?”
Cornet, unscrewing the mouthpiece
of his instrument, asks what the youth
is doing there at that time of the day,
and adds that a little more of the ag
gressive boy’s cheek and he’ll fetch
him a clip ’side the ears. “Do it!” says
the aggressive boy, defiantly, dodging
behind the euphonium. “Go on! Do
it! You lift so much as a little finger
at me and your life wouldn’t be worth
a momink’s purchase. I’d alter your
flee for you so that you’d ’ave to ply
the cornet with the back of your neck.
Then you’d look foolish, wouldn’t you?
You’d be a perfec’ lafln stock, and—”
Three ladies. Three ladies in extrav
agant walking dresses, and O, such
spirits! They come on from the side
“WE ARE THREE YANKEE GIRLS."
and nod to the orchestra, hand across
the footlights band parts, bend down
to shake hands with the first violin,
fan themselves with their parasols, and
laugh, for no reason at all, very much
indeed. One of the three is in such
excellent fettle that she cannot wait
while the band parts are being served
out, but must waltz around the stage
and affect to take a header into the sea
painted on the back cloth.
“See here, now! We don’ want to
stay here, mister, till the day o ’judg
ment—you understand me? We want
this little canter got through as quick
as you can without breakin’ anny
thing.”
The wearied first violin says—and I
think he means it—that he won’t keep
the lively sisters a minute longer than
he can help.
“That’s jest what I mean. Now let
her go, Gallagher. Mamie, come right
| here now and attend to business. Mam
ie!”
“That’s me.”
“Don’t keep foolin’ around now, but
jest come here. P’raps you don’t mind
lettin’ us havqpthat symphony, mister,
over again once or twice.”
The three young ladies unpin their
violet veils and fix them on their bod
ices with a pin. They throw their par
asols on a chair.
We are three Yankee gurls and of
beauty we’re
We're just about the smartest gurls
alive.
We've crossed the stormy ocean, for we
had a kind o’ notion
To find how many beans make five.
We arrove but yesterday—
the purls,
"You’ll pardon me, conductor.” The
first violin sighs and taps the desk be
fore him with his bow, and the orches
tra stops awkwardly. "You won’t mind
lay mentionin' somethin’.” The eldest
girl leans down confidentially. “This
is a song that we’re singin’ of.”
The first violin says, with some Irony,
that he has guessed that from the way
the ladies opened their mouths.
"Thought from the way your band
was playin’ that they might ’ave
looked on it as a kind of handicap race.
It’s not! It’s Jest a song, and we all
start fair. Now that we’ve got a prop
er understanding about this, we’ll go
on afresh.”
The three ladles from America are a
sore and bitter trial to the first violin,
and he gives a sigh of obvious rellet
when the conductor (with another ci
gar) returns. The conductor adopts a
different manner—a decided manner.
“Look here, you young New-Yorkers,”
says the conductor, briskly, “your
song’s all right: you’ll find it go like
—no, no; let me finish what I’m saying,
please—you’ll find your songs go as
smoothly as anything. Don’t worry us
any more,” says the conductor, “there's
good girls, because there’s others wait
ing; and if we give up all the morn
ing to you, why, naturally enough, no
one else will get a chance.”
"These English musiemongers,” says
the eldest of the three, accepting the
returned band pails—for the somber
boy does not seem to think it worth
his while to reappear—“make me
tired.”
A very fine figure of a matronly lady,
who has been looking on Impatiently
at the wings and muttering to herself,
comes now to the front and gives a
glance that indicates annoyance at the
three American ladies, who are pre
paring reluctantly to leave.
“Thought they were going to stay the
week,” says the fine figure of a lady
to the orchestra. “Seemed to have
taken quite a fancy to the place. They
remind ine of a—”
"And what are we going to try over
for you?” Interrupts the conductor.
“Don’t mean to say you’re going to give
’em something fresh?” ;
“It’s all the guv-nor’s fault. He’s
been pestering me to put on a new
song; says the public wants it. As I!
told him, years ago I used to sing the
same old songs for a—”
“Well, come on,” urges the conduct
or, impatiently. “I’m beginning to feel
peckish.” He opens the book before
him with amazement. “You don’t
mean to say—you don’t mean to tell
me that you’ve been to this chap for
it? Why, I’ve got a song of mine at
home now that would suit you— How
ever, you know your own business best.
Hurry up!”
It is an arch, satirical, serio-comic
song that the lady gives to the band,
whispering it as one who, knowing
that her voice is not what it was, con
siders it wise to use it sparingly and
to reserve its strength for imperial oc
casions. It is for this reason a little
difficult to catch the words of the
verses, but the refrain is more obvious,
because in this the orchestra, much to
its annoyance, is forced to bear a part.
The lady, shaking a yellow-gloved
forefinger at the dim, vacant audito
rium, whispers with affected severity
of manner:
You men are so backward and so awk
ward and so shy.
•The orchestra shouts sulkily:
No we ain’t; no we ain’t.
If we maidens but glance at you, you
are all inclined to cry.
The orchestra, as before:
No we ain’t; no we ain’t.
O, you are so goody-goody and you are
so very mild.
I b’lieve you are as Innocent and
guileless as a child;
You’re all so chicken-’earted that you
nearly drive us wild.
The orchestra, with increased n»o
roseness:
No we ain't: no we ain’t.
There are so many verses of this, and
the lady is so anxious that the orches
tra shall, in their responses, touch per
fection that the conductor, at the stroke
of the hour from a deep-voiced clock
out in the street, is forced to interpose.
“There’s such a thing as a chop,”
says the conductor precisely, taking
the violin pad from his shoulder, “and
there’s such a thing as a small bottle
of stout. And if you ask me, I’m
going to find ’em.”—St. James Budget.
Chinese Women Pile DriverX.
Piles are being driven in one of the
new buildings for a foundation for a
pi*.ch. They were eight inches in
diameter and fourteen feet long. The
staging was bamboo, and so was the
frame for the hammer, which was a
round piece of east iron, with a hole
in the center for a guide rod, says
Cassier’s Magazine. Attached to the
hammer block were twenty-seven ropes,
carried up to the top of the frame and
down on the outside, looking very
much like the old fashioned maypoles.
Twenty-seven women had hold of the
ends, and with sing-song, ail together,
pulled down; up the rod, four feet,
traveled the hammer; then, at a
scream, all let go, and down it came on
top the pile, which was unprotected
by a band or ring. The women were
paid 20 cent3 in gold per day. This
Maypole driver is in general use
throughout Japan and China.
Taking Out the Curve.
“Well, doctor, what ails me?” asked
Sprockets after the physician had
made an examination.
"You have bicyclistarum kyphosis,”
replied the physician, “but I think I
can soon straighten you out.”—Pitta
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
HIS TREACHEROUS MEMORY.
Trick It Played a Man After a Sober
Might Off.
I should hate to tell you which one
of them It was, but it happened on the
nicht of the McGillicuddy banquet. The
man himself told me about it as fol
lows:
My memory Isn’t very good, and I
had several things on my mind. When
I went out Tuesday night I intended to
come home early, but I dropped into
the spread at the Hotel Atwood, and It
was past 2 a. m. when I struck my
doorstep. You ought to have seen me
sneak up to the front door and fum
ble for my key. I reckon that no one
ever did a slicker Job than I did. I
haven’t been out so late for months,
but I got into the hallway without
making any notee, and sat down on the
stairs and removed my shoes. I learned
that when I was courting my wife.
Why, I have done slicker Jobs In get
ting out of her house and Into mine
without waking either of the families
than Spike Hennessy ever did In his
palmiest days of burglary. I went up
stairs to the chamber door and pushed
on it. It creaked some, but it gave way
and I was in. I expected to hear some
one say: "Will, is that you?” but no
one did, although I fancied I heard the
soft breathing of my wife. I didn’t
light the gas. Not I. I slipped off- my
clothes; decided not to wind my watch
for fear of its click; found my robe de
nult, slipped into it, and edged around
to my side of the bed. Then I calmly
and steadily and deftly slipped In.
I was alone!
She was gone!
And then I remembered that she had
been away two days, and I had known
it all the time, if I had only stopped to
think.
"Sober?”
Certainly I was. I hadn't drank a
thing but spring water and Worcester
shire sauce.—Lewiston Journal.
The Independent Stage Driver*
Eastern tourists who cannot differ
entiate between a California stage
driver and an eastern coachman meet
with a rude shock in the wild and
woolly west, an?" they soon learn that
the Californian is a knight of the reins
several grades higher in the social
Beale than the menial of the cast.
There is an old driver at Monterey
who is determined that his patrons
shall make no mistake concerning his
exact statue, and in a quiet way he
checks all attempts to make a servant
of him, A short time ago he was driv
ing a party of tourists about when one
querulous old lady who had annoyed
him not a little by her air of superi
ority, asked:
"My man, do you know the name ol
that wild flower?”
“Yep,” he replied, and flicked one ol
his leaders with his whip.
She paused a moment for him to
give the name, but he merely clucked
to the wheelers.
“Driver, do you know the name ol
that flower?” she repeated, in an im
perious tone.
“Yep; get up there, Bally!”
Again she waited and again demand
ed:
"Man, don’t you know the name ol
that flower?”
“Yep; g’long there, Pete!”
“Then why don’t you tell me?”
“Oh, you want to know, too, do you?
That’s a wild rose.”—San Francisco
Post.
An Oppressive Alternative.
“And didn’t you like it up there?”
The deposed angel elevated her
brows suggestively.
“Well,” she rejoined, “they gave me
a perfectly swell crown and then said
I’d have to take it off if there was any
body sitting behind me, and I just told
the usher he could go ahead and eject
me if he wanted to.”—Detroit Tribune.
THE CHURCH MILITANT.
Five new Methodist churches are be
ing erected in the Mankato district,
Minnesota. Dedications occurred at
Albert Lea, Sept. 13, and at Alden,
Sept. 20.
Bishop Geines, at the African Meth
odist conference In Richmond, Va.,
served notice that he would ordain no
man to the ministry who drank whisky,
chewed tobacco or smoked.
Covenant church, Chicago, a branch
of the First church, is to build a two
story brick and stone $30,000 edifice
with an audience room for 850, lecture
room for 250 and Sunday school room
for 1,000.
Thirteen missionaries have sailed for
Manchuria, sent by the Onited Pres
byterian church of Scotland, which has
a very promising mission Held there.
The work was interrupted by the late
war between China and Japan, and one
young missionary fell a martyr to Chi
nese bigotry, but it is being resumed
under most hopeful conditions.
The fifty-seventh annual session of
the Rock river conference of the Meth
odist Episcopal church at Freeport, 111.,
was, as usual, a notable gathering of
devout, godly men. The opening sacra
mental service was led by Bishop An
drews. One of the special features of
the session is the course of lectures
delivered by Professor Graham Taylor
and Reverend A. C. Hirst, of Chicago.
At the celebration of the twenty-sec
ond anniversary of the Chautauqua as- '
sembly recently, Dr. J. M. Buckley said: j
“I honor Chautauqua. I consider it
the greatest promoter of religion that
can be found in this country. I was
glad when permission was given to the
Roman Catholics to hold their services
here. It is the greatest promoter of
sectional unity. Did you see that largo
number that arose from the south.’
Some of the best friends I have are in
the south, and I was introduced to
them here on these grounds.” j
Clothing Never Known as Cheap.
The receiver's sale of the Belle stock has
been the bluest success ever known. We
can't fill mali orders. You had better
come yourself. Owing to some goods
closed out we will not substitute anything.
Good.Men’s Suits ut $2.30. Boys'Hiiity 75
cents. Good Lined Mittens and Gloves at
15 rents. Good Heavy Overalls at 35 cents
each. Men's Overcoats from $1.90, $3.00
$2.50 to $11.00, which are worth double.
Come early while there is a variety to
coose from. 1515 Douglas street. Receiver
Sale, Omaha, Neb., between 15th and 10th
streets.
Table Talk.
“The Food of the Anglo-Saxons," by
Dora M. Morrell, is the title of the
leading article in the November issue
of Table Talk. It touches upon the
menus and special dishes eaten by the
English in America, Australia, Canada
and India, and is followed by “Some
Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving Dainties,"
by Eliza R. l’arker. Miss Cornelia C.
Bedford, gives an exhaustive and val
uable article on "Bread;" Miss E. Mar
gurite Lindley, on "Dress and' Its Ef
fects Upon Health and Mind."—Table
Talk Publishing Company, Philadel
phia, Pa.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best
of all cough cures.—George W. Lots, Fa
bucher, La., August 86, 1805.
Beautiful Evening Gown*.
For eveutng gowns net is being used
in great profusion, but it is not treated
in its most extravagant fashion with
trimmings of steel or jewel or jet. I
met a lovely net gown in black, striped
with lines of silver sequins set closely
together in rows of five at Intervals of
about four inches. This had a bodice
swathed round the figure with a birth
of white tulle, and it had white tulle
sleeves, while round the waist was a
creselet of shaded green glace ribbon.
How to Make Cranberry Jelly.
To make cranberry jelly, wash care
fully a quart of selected berries and
put them in a porcelain-lined kettle
with a small cup of water and half a
pound of good white sugar; allow them
to boil steadily for twenty minutes and
then press through a jelly-bag into a
mould which has previously been rinsed
with cold water. Set away in a cool
place for several hours, when it will be
ready to serve. This quantity should
be sufficient for six persons.—Ladies'
Home Journal.
Harper’s Weekly dated Nov. 7 will
contain the first chapters of a new
short serial of Scotch life, entitled
“Lady Love,” by S. R, Crockett, author
of “The Gray Man” and “The Raiders. ”
There will be a four-page article, pro
fusely illustrated, on historic New
York houses. Boston's subway, by
which the street car traffic in the bus
iness portion of the city is to be put
underground, will be described in text
and pictures. The great naval Sound
Money parade in New York harbor
will be depicted.
Ileaenfin'ft Camphor lee with Olyrerlne.
Cure* Chapped Hand* and Face, Tender or 8or*» Fwl, I
Chilblains, Piles, Ac. C. U. Clark Co., New Haven, CL |
In a Quandary.
Boston Globe: Benson—I’m almost
:razy. 1 sent a letter to my broker,
asking him whether he thought I was
a fool, and another one to Miss
Willets, asking her to drive, and 1
don’t know which of them this tele
gram is from.” Roberts—What does
it say? Benson—Simply ‘yes.’
Just try a 10c box of Cascarets, the
finest liver and bowel regulator ever
made. _
Fewer silk hats were bet on the past elec
tion than ever before.
Gladness Comes
With a better understanding of the
transient nature of the many phys
ical ills, which vanish before proper ef
forts—gentle efforts—pleasant efforts—
rightly directed. There is comfort in
the knowledge, that so many forms of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to a constipated condi
tion of the system, which the pleasant j
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt- j
ly removes. That is why it is the only
remedy with millions of families, and is
everywhere esteemed so highly by all i
who value good health. Its beneficial j
effects are due to the fact, that it is the
one remedy which promotes internal 1
cleanliness without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. It is therefore
all important, in order to get its bene
ficial effects, to note when you pur
chase, that you have the genuine arti
cle, which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by
all reputable druggists.
If in the enjoyment of good health, 1
and the system 'is regular, laxatives or
other remedies are then not needed. If
afflicted with any actual disease, one
may be commended to the most skillful !
physicians, but if in need of a laxative,
one should have the best, and with the !
well-informed everywhere. Syrup of
Figs stands highest and is most largely I
Used and gives most general satisfaction. 1
Forrest m a Cavalry leader. ,
Who can doubt, then, that if Lea
had been provided with a reserve of
twenty thousand fresh cavalry, under
such a leader as Forrest, at Oaines’a
Mill, or the second Manssas, or Chan
cellorsville, the Array of the Potomao
would not have survived to fight
another battle? For, unless Sheridan
be expected, there was no. cavalry
general on either side in the war who
could equal Forrest in the ' pursuit of
a defeated army. Lord Wolseley has
said, in his sketch of Forrest, that
“Forrest's sixty-mile purfcuit of Stur
gis after that battle was. a most re
markable achievement and well worth
attention by military students.—Nov
vember Century.
The Faults and Follies of the Age
Are numerous, but of the latter nose If
more ridiculous than the promiscuous ana
random use of a laxative pill and other
drastic cathartics. These Trench, convulse
and weaken both the stomach and the bow
els. If Hostetter's Stomach Bitters be used
Instead of these no-remedles, the result Is
accomplished without pain and with great
benefit to the bowels, the stomach ana the
liver. Use this remedy when constipation
la manifested, and thereby prevent It from
becoming chronic.
Pumpkin Flo Without Kggo.il* X '*
For one pie fake three heaping table
spoons sifted squash or pumpkin, one
heaping tablespoon flour, and one and
a hulf pints rich milk. Mix squash 6t
pumpkin smooth with flour, add milk.
Sweeten to taste, add a tiny pinch of
salt, flavor with nutmeg. Pour into a
deep pie plate lined with good pie
crust and bake in a alow oven.—Ladies?
Home Journal.
• 100 Reward* *100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there Is at least one dTended
disease that scleuce has been nble to cure
In all Its stascs, and that Is Catarrh.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity*
Catarrh belns a constitutional disease, re
quires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s
Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucuous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying
the foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing
Its work. The proprietors have so much
fnltli In Its curative powers, that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case
that It fulls to cure. Send for list of Tes
timonials.
Address, >1
P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
Fold by Druggists, 75 cents. : ‘
Mary Cowden Clarke spent sixteen' yean
on the “Concordance to^Rhakespeare.”
Mrs. Winslow’s Hoothlng hjrrnp
For childrrn teeth Ing.rof tens thegums, reduces inflaiW
motion, allays psln, cures wind colic. 26centre.bottles
Fashionable society is crowded with
those who never pay until compelled to.
The Woman,
The Man,
And The Pill.
*wv* •
She was a good woman. He
loved her. She was his wife.
The pie was good; his wife
made it; he ate it. But the
pie disagreed with him,’ and
he disagreed with hi9 wife.
Now he takes a pill after pie
and is happy. So is his wife.
The pill he takes is Ayer's.
Moral: Avoid dyspepsia
by using "
Ayer’s »
Cathartic Pills.
Comfort to
California.
Every Thursday mornlnc.i
tourist sleeping car Tor Den*
ver.Salt Luke City. San Fran
cisco,and Los Angelas leaves
Omaha and Lincoln via tbs
Burlington Uoute. .
It Is carpeted, upholstered
In rattun, has spring seats
and backs and is provided
with curtains, bedding, tow
els.soap.etc. An experienced
excursion conductor and a
uniformed l ullman porter
accompany It through to the
I'acltlc Coast.
While neither as expen
sively finished nor as fine to
look at as a palace sleeper.lt
Is just as good to ride In. Sec
ond class tickets are honored
and the price of a hertb.wlde
enough and big enough for
two, Is only $>.
For a folder giving full
particulars write to
J. Francis, Gen’l Fass'r Agent, Omaha,Neh.
|Bufling1orrj
- Rcufe ;
SOUTH
WEST
MISSOURI.
The best fruit section in the West. No
drouths A failure of crops never known.
Mild climate. Productive soil. Abundance of
good pure water.
For Maps and Circulars giving full desorip*
tion of the Rich Mineral, Fruit and Agricultu
ral Lands in South West Missouri, write to
JOHN M. rUKUV, Manager of the Missouri
Land and Live Stock Company, Neosho, New
ton Co, Missouri.
16 OB-to 1 lb.
Cold. Bllf*r*rfnrr»«»y fcnyi tb*
best Smlmt wide at Ihm r * -
1. S. Standard
n „ .
Ui 0> O IHIIUuI II a Trust, Buy orihr ttsnuisriiirsrs.
Hundreds of BpecUltlas at lost thu wholesale prices. Tig:
8ewiii« Marklnr*, Rir/rlte, Ur;iu«, Pls.ee, t'Wrr Mills,
IkrrkjM, Carts, Hugrir*, lisrstM, 8if«. Sene Hllle,
better I'rrssrt, Js’k Serrws, Trarks, Anvils, II a j ('Mlm,
PreM Steads, Kmi HlUs, Steves, Drills, Koati Plows,
!**■ Hewrrs, Caffr* Mills, l.rgs.. Let lire, Dnnip tarts,
Cura Bbellrr*, Head tarts, Bailees, Tests, Wire Pease.
I'lHilsf Milk, Crew Bars, Roller*. It a lehrs. I'lnihiax Jbr.
Uay, Biwk, BSr Tatar, Railroad. Pialfwrat and Counter >IALBf.
Head far frer l ate lay nr aail see haw te Neve Hoar*.
131 S. Jefferson lit. CHICAGO BCAi.E CO.. Ohtcsf XU.
Having been fa the produce
business 26 years, am well ac
quainted with the wants of the .
trade: consequently can obtain
the highest prices. Am prompt
In making returns, and respon
sible. References: Any bank
in the state.
ROBT PURVIS
Commission Mer
chant. Omaha.
WAHfTKDl
Butter. Eggs, Poul
try, Game, Veal,
Hides Etc.
CMICAOo.
P^BSI
mnjm*nt mtam ■
A MEW WAY TO
iSHip your GraIn.;!
selling your grain at borne send it to us
middleman's profit. We have AaVed
■ Other Farmer* Thonaaodt ofDoliary. , Why
~ don’t YOU try it! Address for full particular*,
H-HCARR* CO.“ 'SSST
2
COUGHS, COLDS, LA GRIPPE and THROAT TROUBLES SPEEDILY CURED.
Miss Nellie lVnoyur, lf»3rt *-o Tenth St.. Omaha. Neb., writes: “Have used your Dr.^
Kav’s Lung Halm tor a severe c;&*o of La Grippe. Two doses save relief. My lumrs werei
very sore and in taking the Dr Kay’s Lung Balm I found that it stopped any desire to^
rough at once. The soreness on my lungs and in my head soon disappeared. It is very4
P ensant mid easy to take, and while it docs not cause sickness at the stomach, lik*^^
many cough remedies, it cures quicker than any I have ever tried
Dr. Kay’s Lung Balm$
It cures every kind of cough. Sold by druggists or sent by mail for 25 ctr.
It is p* rfecily safe for all «?c« and a aure cure for all lunir troubles, bend address for
booklet; it bus man; valuable receipts and gives symptoms and treatment for nearly'
all diseases, und many have said tbey would not take IR.00 for it if they could
anotl er Addre«s (Western oflfte) Dr. B. .1. KAY MlDU .tL fu .Omaha Neb.
BY DflU66l!>T!i++*«<»<$^
for^^
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