VOLUME XVII. O’NEILL, HOLT COUNTY, NEBRASKA, OCTOBER 22, 1896. NUMBER 16... NEWS SMS WHISKERS Items of Interest Told As They Are Told to IXs. WHEN AND HOW IT HAPPENED Loeal Happenings Portrayed For General Xdifloation and Amusement. Dentist, 26, 27, 28, 29 and 80. If you hare number 678 call at Bentley’s. __. Pete Saunders is in the city visiting relatives. ■_ Editor jenness, of Atkinson, was in the city Monday. E. J. Mack transacted business in At kinson Monday, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Gallagher are visiting friends at Jackson. B. R. Dickson has opened up his law office in the rooms over Morris’ drug store. 1 _ The Ladies Aid will serve meals No vember 4. Look for further notice nest week. __ Judge McCutchan issued license to wed to Joseph L. Riley and Jessie O’Haver, of Inman, last Saturday. Andrew Morrisey, of Chadrdn, spent Sunday and Monday in the city visiting friends, He left for; home Monday evening.' - ■ _ S. J. Weekes returned Thursday even ing from Lincoln, where he hsd been attending the grand lodge Knights of Pythias. _ Cbas. H. Davis and Pauline C. Mliner, of Atkinson, were granted a marriage license last Monday by County Judge McCutchan. - ■ Dr. ocoggin, dentist, Monday, Octo ber 26, 27, 28, 29 and 30. Fine gold fillings, gold crown and bridge work a specialty. 16-1 You are going fishing? Well, before yon start get your fishing tackle of Neil Brennan, who keeps everything in the sporting line. 44-tf ■' WANTED—A girl to do general housework. Will pay 93 per week to competent girl. Enquire of Mrs. B. Welton left Tuesday morning for Mankato, Minn., in answer to a tel egram announcing that her daughter, Ada, was not expected to live. Lost—About last Thursday, between j the Checker barn and B. A. DeYarman’s residence, a pair of child’s mittens, blue with black cuffs. Finder please leave same at this office. j Corbett’s photo studio and dental parlors will be open from October 23 to 30, 1896, inclusive. 9-5 A. H. Cobbbtt. Lincoln' J. Carter’s “Fast Mail” show appeared before a very small audience here last Thursday evening. The show was good and certainly deserving of a better patronage, . Dr. Scoggih, the Norfolk dentist, will again visit O’Neill; Monday, October,26, 27, 28, 29 and 30, prepared to do work in all the branches of dentistry. Office at Hotel Evans. ,, 10-1 There is no flour, at any money, as good as White Satin, and there is no 'flour for the pried that equals G." A, R. They cost no more than other flour of the same, grade; but will give better satisfaction. 11-4 J. P. Mann. A hacking cough is hot only annoy ing to others, but is dangerous to the person who has it. One Minute Cough Cure will quickly put an end to it. Morris & Co. Mrs. E. Williams. DeWiti’s Witch Hazel Salve la an an ticeptic, soothing and healing applica tion fot burns, scalds, cuts, bruises, etc., and cures piles like magic. It instantly stops pain. Morris & Co. Speed and safety are the watchwords of the age. One Minute Cough Cure acts speedily, Safely and never fails. ABthma, bronchitis, coughs and colds are cured by it. Morris & Co. Senator W. R. Akers and Hon. James Witehead were in the city Sunday. They left for Lynch Monday morning where they addressed the people of Boyd county upon the issues of the day. They also spoke at Spencer nnd Butte. There is trouble in the camp of the retail grocers and a broad smile on the faces of their customers, while the mer chants are pounding each other on the back with cut prices. We want to tell our customers, and everybody else, that we are strictly in the deal and selling groceries at any kind of prices to get trade—ain’t particular about profit, and samply make prices to get biz, regard less of cost or the price the other fellows make. 16 2 J. p. Mann, There will a sociable given by the Christian Endeavor society at the home of Rev. Lowrie Tuesday evening, Oct. 27. A short program has been arranged. Hot coffee and doughnuts will be served. Price 10 cents. We received a letter from C. J. Schram, who will be remembered by our old settlers as having been engaged in the general merchandise business here for several years. He is now run ning a grocery store in Milwaukee and is doing well. He says he has changed from a democrat to McKinley Right you are, Charley, McKinley is soon to be elected president. If a man wants to get acquainted with human nature let him edit a newspaper for a while. He knows nothing of the ups and downs of life unless he has served in that capacity. He may have been a preacher, a banker, a merchant, traded horses, practiced law, sawed wood, been a member of the school board, Janitor of the church or run for office, but he needs a brief experience as the editor-in-chief Of a country news paper to complete his knowledge of the eccentricities of human nature.—X. RESOLUTIONS. The following resolution was passed by Garfield Lodge F. and A. M. No. 95. in memory of their beloved and departed brother, A. U. Morris: Whereas- In His eternal wisdom it has pleased Almighty God to remove to that undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns our beloved brother and respected friend, Alexander U.. Morris, therefore, be it Resolved: That in the death of our brother we recognize the loss of an ex emplary Mason and friend, and keenly feel the sorrow of parting which abides always at the open grave* In his pri vate life A. U. Morris was loved by all who kuew him. His heart was full of sympathy and all kind impulse and his hand was its willing and generous ser vant. He was happy in his domestic surroundings, a devoted son, a _ loving husband and watchful father. His sense ui uuuur w»s uigu nuu uu^oiiuito. uc illustrated tbe wholesome influence which true adherence to our principles can exercise in a community. He was a man of exceptionally pure habits. He. lived in an atmosphere of moral cleanli ness, a thorough gentleman everywhere and under all circumstances. He was not only a Mason when adorned with the emblems of the order in tbe lodge room, but always and everywhere. Over his grave tbe tears of affection have been shed. Upon his grave has been heaped the laurels of affection for many years to come. May the time never come when his example shall not be to the members of the order a bright, a burning and a shining light. Resolved: That these resolutions be spread upon the records of the lodge and a copy be transmitted to the family of the deceased. W. J. Dobbs, Clyde King, John McHugh, Committee. $2 EXCURSION. 22 Palmer and Buckner, presidential can didates, will speak in Sioux City Mon day, Oct. 26. The Pacific Short Line will sell excursion tickets from O’Neill at tbe very low rate of two dollars for the round trip. G. W. Smith, Agt. A QUESTION And an HONEST ANSWER. A fashionably dressed woman asked an O'Neill merchant this question: “Wbat is style in a garment?" “Style in a garment,” he said, “is what all women want, wbat some women instantly recognize when they see it, and what no woman or man can describe. Style that is not absolutely correct is as bad as no style. Almost right is no better than altogether wrong. A stylish garment is usually well made, of up-to-date materials and it always fits. But good fit, ex cellent making and quality of material do not in themselves make a stylish garment. The only way to dscribe style is to show it.” And that is wbat I am doing this fall—showing the largest line of ladies’, misses’ and children’s jackets of up-to-date •' materials and styles. We hope to have the pleasure of showing to every lady who intends purchasing a gar ment this fall THE CORRECT STYLES and lowest prices. There is one question I wish to submit, and that fact is: That they are well made, and upon the making depends the whole ques tion of style, of fit and of service. Respectfully yours, P. J. McManus. U "KNOWLEDGE'S FOOT This Aphorism Ones More Exempl fled. Selah’s “Arguments” Again Knocked to Smithereens. His Sixteen Ounce Dollar Scheme Shown to be a “COKSPIBACT AOAIR8T 8ILTZB." A Compute Ssstnetlen of His Theories end PlatformJWith Our “Student” Sour ing MgjestioaUy Over the Wroek. ' - It io difflcnlt to comprehend whet Mr. Hagerty’s bunking business bus to do with the "issues of the csmpsign.” any more than has Mr. Selah’s vending of irrigation stock—one-eighth wind and seven-eighths water. Mr. Selah must think it has, however, for, driven from what he deemed impregnable positions, he tries to rally what is left of him upon that irrelevant ground. He thinks that when be is out of argument he can use as a substitute among his brethern.the terms banker, Shvlock, corporation, trust, etc. These epithets won’t pass current for argument with all the brethren, Mr. Selah. A goodly number of them ere beginning to do their own thinking and to cease being excited to phrenzy by de signing knaves and red-rag politicians. And then, isn’t it likely to call to their minds the eighty corporate and individ ual silver mine owners who are reputed to be worth 9700,000,000, who employ those red ruggers to do their shouting? I Isn’t Mr. Selah himself somewhat of a "corporate cormorant,” and wouldn’t he be a still greater one if be had not been foiled in his scheme to foist a bonded debt of 9250,000,000 upon the dear down-trodden people’’ of the dis trict under the proposed "big ditch?” The glass house admonition would flt in nicely here, Mr. Selah, if it is at all entitled to a place in this discussion, but 1 don’t think it is, as a man’s business has no more to do with it than the color of his hair. Nor, it is needless to ear, do I offer the foregoing as an argu ment, but to show the inconsistency of those Coxeyites. (Mr. Belah does not seem to take kindly to the designation, “Bryanite.”) Mr. Selah and his co-laborers m the Bryan or Coxey (whichever he pleases) vineyard have nothing but anathema for r the owners of large accumulations of wealth. Their idea in regard to things social and economical is that the wealth of the country is not properly distrib uted. What they would call an equi table distribution, it is fair to presume, is an equal share per capita. As the population of the country is about 70, 000,000 and the wealth of the country about $60,000,000,000 the share of each individual would, on the above prin ciple, be less than a thousand dollars. As the Bryanites will not tolerate cor porations, except among their own par tisans, and as a rigid adherence to the principle of "equal distribution” would prohibit the increase or diminution of individual "shares,” excepting as above —among the members of their own party —isn’t it pertinent to ask: how would it be possible for any one not in "good stand ing” with the triangular conglomeration to become or even remain owner of an enterprise such as a railroad, a ship yard, a factory, or even a huckster’s shop that would involve a capital greater than his "divy” of the "aggregate wealth of the nation?” As it is no “crime” for corporations and miliionaries to exist and thrive inside the pale of Bryanism, and as it is, or would be, treason against the "people” for those on the ontside ot the same "ring" to unite their capital or efforts in the pursuit of such enter prises above referred to, are there not at least plausible grounds for the suspicion that, among other dark designs of this Bry-Hoxyd of outlawry, is that of a deep- laid scheme of its members, in case they should succeed to power, to con fiscate the proporty of the "enemy" (those outside their own corporations) on the pretext of protecting the "peo ple” (their own party) from the danger of aggregated capital and corporate monopolies? The question is deserving of serious consideration. Mr. Hagerty authorizes me to say iu regard to the postofflce episode men tioned by Mr. Selah, that It happened about like this: In days of yore he and tour or five others made up a purse ot three or four hundred dollars to assist Mr. Mathews to bring from Monroe, Wis., a printing press which he owned at that place, to publish a republican paper in O’Neill. Mr. Hagerty paid over one hundred dollars toward the en terprise and hauled, without charge to Mr. Mathews, three loads of his goods from Niobrara, Mr. Brennan driving the team which did the hauling. Mr. Hag er ty also paid two or three months’ rent for Mr. Mathews after he started hie paper here. Mr. Valentine was then representative of this, then the Third congressional district. He was a candi date to succeed himself for the next term. Taking time by the forelock, Mr. Mathews (unknown, of course, to Hagerty) paid a visit to Mr. Valentine and told him that if he would secure him the postmastership at O’Neill he (Mathews) would carry down the dele gation in his vest pocket to support Val. at the convention. This ingratitude of Mathews, and underhanded scheming of Valentine did not go down pleasantly with Hagerty, so he “laid'’ for Val.—not "for the money that was in it,” as in the Case of Mr. Selah, when he threat ened to turn The Item against Dorsey, tut on account of the treachery and duplicity that were practiced toward him. The old settlers here remember the tacts and know that the money that was in in the office was not worth quarreling about. Besides Hagerty had more than he and three or four clerks could attend to in his store without the postofflce. Mr. Selah falls back once more upon Mr. Caldwell to try to make it appear that Student was the “aggressor” in this little controversy. It won’t do, Mr. Selah. Every one who has read your “articles’”knows that yon were trailing your coat for two .or three weeks to get up a “discussion’’ of the money ques tion or of any of the Issues of the cam paign. Tou are aware, too, that you thought “it became necessary for you to dissolve the political bands which had connected you” with the republican party, and that “a decent respect to the opinions of mankind required that you should declare the causes which impelled you to the separation.” This I have asked and dared you to do, several times, but the only time you attempted or appeared to take a decided stand was when you enumerated several things which you would have the government do, every one of which it is already do ing, as you yourself stated. You say vou “laid down Dremlses.” etc. If vou have they were stowed away among the patent medicine advertisements. You cannot point to a solitary one in your alleged articles. I will be a little plainer with you if you wish. I say now that you are unable to state your case syllo gietically or in a manner that will be binding upon you. But what you lack in ability you make up in impudence and stupidity, as shown in your per sistent attempt to make it appear that the financial clause in the republican platform is either a mean duplicity or a cowardly cringing toward foreign pow.ers, or both. Anyone sufficiently intelligent to read and possessing the slightest degree of candor, or who has noticed the comments made upon that part of the platform knows that the "agreement” meant there is an agree ment upon a ratio that would be com mon to all the nations that should enter into the agreement, and one which there would be some probability of maintain ing. An attempt to distort the words and intention into any other meaning is gross idiocy, vile calumny. There are three or four different ratios among the leading commercial nations of Europe, and all differ from that of ours. And how do you know that the movement for a larger use of silver will not be initiated by some European nation? I notice that Mr. Bryan's subjects have to quote European "bimetallists,” and beg their opinions, and go into tantrums over a few lines from a Bismarck, or a few words or a visit from a Moreton Frewen, and their kind. It is possible, fir, that the ball will be set a rolling over there, and it is well that we be ready to take a hand in the came. You deny that Mr. Bryan’s financial scheme requires that the government declare 16 ounces of silver equivalent to 1 ounce of gold. His platform declares that silver shall be coined without limit and that such coins shall be a full legal tender. There is no country under a srstem of unlimited silver coinage in which such coins are worth more than their bullion value. Under the same system such coins cannot be worth more than their bullion value here, and hence to declare by law that an obligation, as* sumed with at least the tacit understand ing that it is to be discharged by pay ment in gold or its equivalent, may be discharged by payment of coined silver at its bullion value is to declare, al though a falsehood, that 16 ounces of silver, for debt-pa/ing purposes, is equivalent to 1 ounce of gold. It is immateiial what you think the value of silver might be, or that Mr. Bryan may be "fully convinced it would be” under free coinage. We have the facts before us and, although it may seem to you to be an act of rash judgment, we pre fer to be guided by the experience of the world rather than by your or Mr. Bry an’s fancy. Mr. Hagerty thinks that you hold his importance at too high a premium when you ask: "If” silver was remonetized, (he denies that it has been demonetized) and "if” he was the owner of silver bullion, would he sell 871} drains of 11 for leu than one dollarf And “if he could get 871} grains of it coined Into a dollar, would he be likely to sell it foi leaa than 100 cental And “if" he would not, then the commercial ratio la at once along aide of the legal ratio. Scat l Now you have It. All that would be neceuary under a system of unlimited coinage to bring the commercial down to the present legal ratio, and to keep it there would be, that Mr. Hagerty own silver bullion and refuse to sell 871} grains of it for less than 100 cents— whew I Now comes Mr. Hagerty and answers, that, in the first place, if un der the circumstances, he should be so fortunate u to beabullionairehe would, like other mortal folks, be obliged to accept whatever the market afforded, in case he wished to dispose of it. De ponent further states that, although he makes very strong pretentions to being good-looking, still he is not stuck upon himself to such an extent as to be de luded into the belief that a cold, heart lus commercial world would make this fact the buis of a business transaction. In the next place Mr. Hagerty avers that, under the circumstances men tioned, he would expect to reoeive for his 871} grains of silver a silver dollar worth just 100 cents in bilvbb—that is, the 871} grains of silver would be worth just the same after as before It was coined. Nineteen-twentieths of the Bryanite fallacies are manufactured by palming off as absolute conclusions drawn from conditional premises. Bryan will say: “If such and such things are true, then such a conclusion must follow." Then, without affirming his major premise, which is necessary to the truth of the conclusion, he proceeds to construct an argument based upon such fallacious conclusion. A great many sophistries are concealed in those “if" propositions. In regard to the Erneet Seyd case, I will elate that Mr. Selah cannot deny truthfully (although be mat deny) that he allegee a ‘‘conspiracy” In connection with the coinage act of ’78. I will there* fore make my statement general, that is, to include all creditors of the United States at that time, instead of confining it to English creditors. I say, then, that no creditor of the government-would conspire to urge such legislation as would compel him to take the less val uable of two kinds of money In pay ment of his claim. How does that suit you? And where, then, was the motive for a conspiracy? And as every delib erative act presupposes a motive, and as there was not only absence of motive in the case referred to, but as the motive alleged is contrary to reason, therefore there was no conspiracy of the nature alleged in the passage of the act of ‘73. I will also remark that a "crime of ’78” without an "Ernest Seyd” is somewhat like a play of "Hamlet” with that char acter omitted. Mr. Selah seldom opens his mouth that he doesn't "put his foot into it:” but now he sticks in both feet and thereby foims a very ^vicious circle, inside of which he again flounders with his para lell between the thirty-six inch yard stick as a measure of length, and the 100-cent dollar as a measure of value, lie admits the completeness of my refutation of his financial theory with the exception of one point, and, think ing, I suppose, that the overthrow of that one fell short of completeness, he turns in and annihilates it himself. Listen to the words of wisdom of this political-acrobat: "Because the material composing the dollar Is worth only 60 cents is no evidence that the dollar is reduced to 60 cent*. Certainly * not! Isn't a 50-cent dollar as intelligble a* a 2-quart gallon, or a peck half-bushelf And havn't we lots of these measures in use? But allow me to assist you a little further in your case of “Selah versus Selah.” Suppose we reduce the material in your dollar (T) to the value of one cent—just as logical as any value less than 100 cents—then we have the value of the cent equal to that of the dollar. This gives us a new axiom, viz: under the Selah coinage dispensation, the one hundredth part is equal to the whole! Oh yes, Mr. Selah, Student is perfectly Well able to distinguish the essential difference between a measure of length and a measure of value and, in order to preserve this distinction from the des tructive quackery of Mr. Selah, will con tinue to insist upon a rigid enforcement of the law of identity, which declares that “every oblect is equal to itself.” This forces the conclusion, that the dollar used as a standard of value— whether it be a gold, silver or copper dollar—must be equal in value to 100 cents composed of the same material. Otherwise the whole would not be equal to the sum of its parts. It does not en lighten us to tell us that the yard stick may have no appreciable value. But it knocks us almost speechless to tell us that the standard of value may be some thing else than what it purports to he. But this prince of innovation, it seems, la not yet done with us. Routed at every point and compelled to repudiate every eaaential which makea Bryaniem what it ia, he once more plunges into the induatry of platform makihg, and behold the work of hia hands! Here it la: "What they (he apeaka in the third person this time) do demand ia that the 4? government put its stamp of (100 cents)* 'one dollar’ onto 10 ounces of silver and- * let the market price of the metal take care of itaelf.” Geewhltakerl Put the ‘ government dollar stamp upon 10 ounces, a pound and a quarter troy weight, of sliver and cast it out upon the waves of the world to take care of itaelf! . Talk about the "crime of '78,” and other - crimes, but here la a conspiracy, under ' the guise of "rehabilitating silver,” cod* cocted in the "houae of her friends/1 W* "plunge the dagger of the assassin” into" her frail anatomy, and make her; Victim to the cruel treachery of those, tp, whom she appealed for protection.'. Nor have those conspirators, as in ’78, come in the "dark hours of night," with the "stealthiness of the cat.” No, no! They are open and frank about it. Now, as Mr. Selah has done with Mr. Hagerty, in Bryanesque style, let me ask Mr. Selab, if he were the owner of 7686 grains of silver bullion, and that, under an unlimited coinage law he could take that amount to the mint and have the government stamp of "one dollar” im pressed upon it, would be be likely to ' take it thereY Or would any one of » ordinary intelligence do it? And if no ' one would do this, how many silver dollars would be coined for circulation Y ' And if none were coined, how would we.‘ secure a "larger use of silver,” and henpe . increase the amount of '‘primary” moneyY And if auch "dollars" were , coined, would they fill the bill for the Bryanite "cheap dollarY” These arb* pertinent questions. . ... . Mr. aeian sun, in a nair-neariea man.**' ner, clinga to the much-exploded theory . that the prices of commodities are governed by the amount of money .in circulation, notwithstanding the fact that he need not go outside of his own _ town'io disprove its falsity. And he off era., support of hie statement the opinion* of . several eminent scientists. A question, Mr. Selah, must not rest upon opinion > ■ when it can be determined from- facts.r This is a question, not of authority, but,. ,, of testimony. We yield to authority fas matters of opinion, but we accept testi mony in matters of fact. And those very1/ men whose names you mention have been'• guilty of some of the most egregious ’ blunders on record, in matters of opinion on tenets of their own profession. J. 8. Mill, as shown by Doctor Bowen,-. author of “Bowen’s Logic," was found * wandering in the inside of a very "vicious circle”in his attempt to ear.:• plicate the principles of “inductive-'-" reasoning." Other eminent scientists 1 erred with him. It was John ’Locke -"-' who advanced the theory of ’^freprfeaen tative images”—that we obtaid ai^ndwl edge of the external world bymeaug of images, which pass from external ob-> - jeots to the seat of knowledge. Hume “ undertook to prove the impossibility 7* miracles, and did so to his own satis*,, faction.. But it was shown that by conr> founding “intuition” with “inference” . j, his attempt was an ignominous failure)- -. By the way, John Locke is reputed te ■: be the original monometallist—a silver one, at that. Is the introduction ifi'CZ John as a witness an attempt'tolay a. foundation for an “argument” in favor of silver monometallism? It Carlisle was a good witness in '78, with eighteen years experience his judgment certainly - ought to have improved. And }t has. ., He is now on the “sound” side of thy question. Therefore, while we may have .■ and should have an unbounded respect' for the opinions of men of eminence and ' integrity, still, to disprove what is knoiyn to be a positive fact, the opinion of, Solomon is as impotent as that of “Mrs. Grundy.” The opinions of those gen- ‘ tlemen are not only opposed by that of others equally noted for learning and integrity, but are disproved by almost dailv observation. ' Ur. Selah s "abnormal condition" ex ception only helps to knock the stuffing out ot the theory he advocates. It would, 1 think, be safe to say that hardly a year has passed since Adam’s advent into the world that there has not been an "abnormal condition" some where among his offspring. The his tory of the world since the day Mother - * Eve plucked the apple is one of “abhor-* mal conditions.” In fact, the “abhor- ' ‘ mal condition" is the rule and the nd£i' '*■ mal condition the rare exception. ' _ £ Mr. Selah still persists in desecrating’ the name of the Martyr President. It is* almost an act of flendishness to mention ! it in the same breath with that of*' Bryan, except by way of antithesis, To ; even insinuate that the noble sou), who ’ declared of his countrymen in the dark days of the rebellion, when each broth er’s hand clutched the neck of his brother "we are not enemies;” to even insinuate, I repeat, that this angel of peace would tolerate, much less be in league with, that enemy of peace and harmony who is now tramping the coup- - try endeavoring to k’ndle the flamej of*. discord in the breasts of a united-people' . (Continued on eighth page.)