.■ k ■ i f! i t ■ • £;;• I?' ; ft fe; An Kasler Way. “No,” said the elderly lady, “I don’t think that woman is advancing the right way. She is getting to a point where she is liable to be imposed upon.” “Don’t you think she ought to vote?” - “Of course, if she can’t do any bet ter. But in my younger days a woman made up her mind how she wanted a vote cast, and sent her husband to the, polls to cast it, while she stayed at home and busied herself with what ever she thought proper. That's what I call woman’s rights.”—Washington Star. A Canal Choked Up Is practically useless. The human organ ism Is provided with a canal which some times becomes choked up, namely, the bow els, through which much of the effete and waste mutter of the system escapes. When they are obstructed—constipated. In other words—Hostettei ’s Stomach Bitters will re lievo them effectually, but without pain, and institute a regular bublt of body. This medicine also remedies malarial, bilious, oyspentic, ihcumatl-. nervous and kidney trouble, and strengthens the entire system. Potato Pancakes. Boil six medium-sized potatoes in salted water until thoroughly cooked; wash them and set aside to cool; then add three well-beaten eggs, a quart of milk and flour enough to make a pan cake batter. Bake quickly on a well greased griddle and serve very hot. There Is more Catarrh in chls section of the country than all other diseases put together, i and until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced It a local disease, and pre scribed local remedies, and by constant ly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced It incurable. Science has proven Catarrh to be ~a constitutional disease, and therefore requires consti tutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is the only constitu tional-cure on the market. It Is taken Internally, In doses from ten drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucoits surfaces ot the sys tem. They offer One Hundred Dollars for any case it falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENUY & CO.. Toledo, Ot "Sold by druggists; Me. Hall's Family Pills, 25c. We can only do our test when we are sure we are right. , , BETTER WALK A MILE than fall to get a S-cent package of Cut and Slash smoking tobacco If you want to enjoy a real good smoke. Cut and Slash cheroots are as good as many G-cent cigars, and you get three for 5 cents. Sure to please. The farmers’ rivals in making bay while the sun shines are plumbers and dentists. The Genuine Bbown's Bronchial Tbo ches” are sold only in boxes. They are wonderfully effective for Coughs and Throat Troubles. Many of the Lest social positions are filled by underbred people._ _ It the Baby Is Cutting Teetn. Be sure and use that old and well-tried remedy, Has. Wixslow's Soomura Sisur for Children Teething* Many a man whose hands are busy has a loafer's heath_ Coe’s Cough Balsam Is the oldest and beet. It will break up a ColdnoleW er than anything else. It la always reliable. Try IW Rain for the complexion is most benefi cial. __ COLORADO GOLD MINKS. If you are interested in gold mining or wish to keep posted regarding the wonderful strides being made in Colo rado, it will pay you to send fifty cents for a year’s subscription to The Gold Miner, an illustrated monthly paper published at Denver. Nearly 60 per rent of premature deaths can Le traced to excess of strong drink, Fiso's Cure ) or Consumption is the best of all cough cures.—George W. Lotz, Fabu cher, La., August 26, 1895. % The slightest material these days makes fashionable scandal of longest duration. IOWA PATENT OFFICE REPORT, Des Moines, January 24.—Patents have fceen allowed to Iowa inventors as follows: To L. J. Stanley, of Harlan, for a brake for bicycles adapted to be advantageously operated by the rider’s foot. To Rev. J. Q, Moore, of Atlantic, for a gravity door lock in which the latch is shaped and pivoted in such a manner that it will be retained in its normal position by its own weight. To L. L. Edwards, of Loriinor, for an armored mitten specially adapted for handling barbed wire and other objects that have sharp points. Valuable information about obtaining, valuing and selling patents sent free to any address. Printed copies of the drawings and specifications of any one United States patent sent upon receipt of 25 cents. Thomas G. and J. Ralph Orwio, Solicitors of Patents. Some noblemen and their American wires’ money are soon alienated. HICK PRICE FOR POTATOES. The John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., pay high prices for new things. They recently paid $300 lor a yellow rind watermelon, $1,000 for 30 fcu. new oatB, $300 for 100 lbs. of pota toes, etc., etc.! Well, prices for pota toes will be high next fall. Plant a plenty, Mr. Wideawake! You‘ll make money. Salzer's Earliest are fit to eat in 28 days after planting. His Cham pion of the World is the greatest yielder on earth and we challenge you to pro duce its equal. if yon will sen* 11 cents in stamps to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,^ Wis., you will get, free, ten packages grains and grasses, including Teosinte, Spurry, Giant Incarnate Clover, etc., and our mammoth cata logue. Catalogue 5e. for mailing, w.n. Metropo'itan society will be more miscel aneous this winter than ever. ' t Hosts of people go to work I* the wrong way to curs a Sprain, Soreness,* Stiffness, ST. JACOBS OIL we old rare in the right w*y, right cff. ► FOREIGN WOOL FACTS. EFFECT UPON CONDITIONS OF | WOOLEN MANUFACTURES. Impart* of Forlgn Good* Larger than In Any Prevlou* Period—Every Line of American Trade Serlonily Injured —a Fraud. Importa ol Woolen lng Articles. 1895. Carpets ..J1.356.S07 Clothing . 1,296.210 Cloths ....21,807,899 Dress Goods ..19,328,051 Knit g'ds. 1,988,349 Shawls ... 370,264 Yarns .... 1,632,852 All other. 1,919,785 Goods—Ten Months End October 31. 1894. 1893. 1892. 1614.421 11,266.827 Jl,803,718 673,038 918,374 1.200.057 4,775,874 10,683,294 11,803,471 6,566,170 13,834,060 15,250.431 503,669 1.183,362 1,273,161 63,653 227,220 273,280 236.388 536,639 566.933 512,235 901,710 1,003,886 Total. 949.899,717113.981,398J28.580.986J32.C74.437 Time and again, the free trade pa pers have asserted that our imports of woolen goods were no larger in 1895 than in 1892 and 1893. It is well to disprove this deliberate and intentional falsehood, so we have given above our Imports of'ail classes of woolen goods during the ten monthB, ending October 31, of the last four years. It is easy to see that our total'Im ports of foreign woolens last year were larger than the combined Imports of 1892 and 1894, or of 1893 and 1894 com bined. That year we had bought 50 per cent more than in 1892, nearly 75 per cent more than In 1893 and 250 per 60 per cent over 1893 and of nearly 300 per cent more than our Imports of knit goods In the corresponding months of 1894. The imports of yarn were almost three times as much as in 1892, more than three times as much as in 1893 and seven times as much as in 1894. Even the Increased values given do not represent fully the increased quan tity of goods imported, because prices of genuine woolens are cheaper now than a few years ago. We have also bought enormously of shoddy stuffs ranging from 25 cents a yard upwards, and these rag goods have done more to injure the honest woolen trade than anytlng else. Import* of Woob 10 month's to Oct. 31. Founds. Value. 1895 . 211,057.038 329,036,341 1894 . 83,223,270 9,649,643 1893 .106,234,209 13,320,290 1892 ....140,176,114 18,135,153 American sheep raisers can see that we paid to foreign countries, for free wool, nearly $20,000,000 more than in 1894, nearly 916,000,000 more than in 1893 and almost $11,000,000 more than in 1892. Taking the average of the three years, 1892-94, at $15,000,000, the free trade in wool policy has sent out of the country, to foreign sheep farm ers, $14,000,000 more than under protec tion to American wool. Adding this to the extra $2,000,000 paid for additional shoddy, and we have a total of $16,000, 000 that would have been saved to American wool growers, in ten months of last year, had the McKinley tariff for protection been undisturbed. An Kill tor Who, Straddled. The proprietor of one of the leading trade papers that is interested in cotton and.wool has for a long time past been 1 straddling. He finds, however, that his I position across the top rail of the fence j is, at least, uncomfortable. It happens j that he owns, or is interested in, a con »rrrrr?T Capturing the Market* at the World. ! IpCOlej; * ««« Seeds raised.in ft* United States.and JflorkelecL'm Foreign Countries during the two jiacalipars ending June 30 m (994 oni 1895 I-: cent more than last year. In ten months ot 1895, under free wool, our imports of foreign manufactured goods have been larger than In any full year since 1873, excepting only 1889 and 1890, when extraordinary quantites were shipped here in anticipation of the enactment of the McKinley tariff. We have imported more foreign car pets than in 1892 or 1893 and more than twice as much as in 1894. The same is true of ready made clothing, excepting that this year’s product had not up to October 31 quite doubled those of a year ago. Of woolen cloths our Imports, under the boon of free wool granted to our manufacturers, were almost double the value of the 1892 importB, more than double the value of the 1893 imports, and more than four times as much as in 1894. The imports of woolen cloths Very nearly equaled the total imports of 1892 and 1893 combined. Manufacturerscan readily see that a policy of protection for wool growers is infinitely preferable to a free wool policy for manufacturers. The largest previous value of woolen cloths ever Imported into the United States in a single year was $15,567,244 in 1890 be fore the McKinley tariff became opera tive, so that a free wool policy has en abled foreigners to secure. In ten months only, $6,250,000 worth more of the American market for woolen cftfths than they ever formerly possessed in a full year. Of the American market for dress goods, the foreign manufacturers were enabled to obtain last year, under our free wool policy, over 25 per cent more than in 1892, 50 per cent more than in 1893 and 200 per cent more than last year. Excepting 1890, before the Mc Kinley tariff became law,, we have to go back to 1883, before the Morrill tariff was enacted, to find any record of such large imports of foreign dress goods, in a full year, as has been shown in ten months ot 1895. Our imports of knit goods for the ten months of free wool were larger than in any full year since 1885. They'show an increase of 59 per cent over 1892, of pie of -eheep farms in New England, where he is raising blooded stock for breeding purposes. Possibly the value of his stock is depreciating. It has just dawned upon him that if farmers are compelled to sell their sheep be cause they cannot sell wool at a paying price in competition with free wool, then there will be no sale whatever and no use for the wavering editor's blooded stock. HVttli Bradford** Beat Wl*he*. . May your Christmas be unmention SHODDY MADE TROUSERS. WELL SHRUNK PRICE! LOO auiy nappy, ana your New Year one o f uncheckered prosperity. No Breeches of Ofe light and Love, Thro’ Life may you e’er see, But, where you go, may Fortune strow ■ Unmentionabl e glee. May Joy and Peace that never cease, Chi you be always : "spoons,” And Care and Doubt be both played out, I Like c a s t - o ft | Pantaloons. v. nat a shame and insult to Am*rl can labor, when the exporta of shoddy made goods from England alone, dur- | lng the last eleven months of this year, | reached the following gigantic figures: | 1894. 1895. Wo°l .£140,552 £452,870 Woolen and worsted yarns . 9,778. 142,787 Woolen tirfEues. 267,179 1,386,607 Worsted tissues.1,031,481 4,433,055 £1,448,990 £6,415,323 Increase . £4,966,335 YANKEE. Bradford, Eng., Dec. 21, 1895. PENGUIN BABIES QUEER. Thiy Cant* Their Parent* No Bad of Trouble. From Young Idea: You will notice that the penguin baby la very (at and looks aa though he might be extremely good for eating, but if you could see father and mother penguin just now you would And them uncommonly thin. The care of the baby haa so worn upon their minds and the trouble of finding enough flsh for three to eat. that all superfluous flesh for the time has van ished. Baby penguin has a curious nest. The mother tucks the egg away softly and safely among her warm feathers and even movea slowly and with great gravity over the cliffs, carry ing the egg, while father penguin goes fishing. Mother penguin looks ae fat during this time as the baby does now, but when the egg Is hatched she goes fishing, too, and soon grows as thin as father penguin himself. You notice the funny little wlnge Just beginning to start on baby’s shoulders. Well, mother and father penguin have longer ones, but they are still more like fins than wings. Nearly all the time la spent In the water and fins are more useful to them than wings; when on land these little half wlnge are used as legs, and the birds are often mistaken for Quad rupeds as they run over the ground. They do not seem to be troubled with Insomnia. When asleep they can be kicked several feet and never even wake up. There is a variety called the jackass penguin, from Its habit of throwing back Its head and making a loud, strange nolee that sounds like the braying of that animal. The king penguins have regular towns, where every Inch of ground Is measured off In squares for nests. The young birds are arranged in a certain locality, the inditing birds In apother, and the clean birds quite apart from all these. So strictly are they all divided that If a moulting bird should accidentally stray near the clean birds It would be In stantly put out. In the Falkland Is lands and In Patagonia these birds abound. They are also very numerous in certain islands of the southern Pa cific ocean. On some of them SO,000 or 40,000 are constantly landing or going to sea. “TRILBY" WAKES UP JOHN BULL H« Hat Juat Discovered That Jonathan'! Literary Judgment Was Correct. Our British cousins did not take very strongly to “Trilby” when that novel was first put upon the market, says the New York World. The English critics, who are a very clever and high sal aried lot of gentlemen, instantly an nounced with a‘ suddenness of percep ception and immobility of conviction peculiar to the British isle that there was really nothing in the book, and the British public, which haB been waiting with strained ears to catch the mani festo of the critics, at once came to the same conclusion. Shortly afterward the work became extremely popular in America, and when they heard this the British critics and the British public threw their hats up in the air and ex •almed aloud in a frenzy of joy and self-congratulation: “Did not we say long ago that there was nothing in ‘Trilby 1'" 'And “Is it not now proved that we were right? The great American public has approved of ‘Trilby.’ Tto great American public never approvra of cnything that is worthy of approval; therefore, oh, it is so plain, ‘Trilby’ is trashy." But now two years have passed and the sad news is flashed over the cable that the discerning British public and critics have succumbed. They now acknowledge “Trilby” as their queen. They have the “Trilby" craze. They | wear Trilby shoes. They give Trilby teas. The women buy Trilby garters. The concert halls are all giving Trilby j burlesques. In fact, “the Trilby lnfec- ! tlon” (so reads the cable dispach) “has worked in the slower English blood a fever no less violent than that from which America recovered months ago. The craze has Invaded everything and become almost Insufferable to the Americans in London. More than 100,- | 000 copies of the book have now been I published here, and the demand is un satisfied.” If the British public keep up this hustling there is every possibility that they will adopt the sleeping car in time. She Left* She was very pretty and very well dressed. When she boarded the train at 14th street she began to make In quiries of the guard. A gray-halred old gentleman on the opposite side of the car courteously, begged leave to tell her where to go. A young man next to him begged his leave to differ and to suggest that the lady had better follow another route. A laboring man corrected him and there was a lively squabble by the time the train reached 8th street. The lady had blushed and begged pardon through It all, but the men had each contended that bis wau the only proper method of reaching the point. The train rolled out of 8th street and the old gentleman re marked pompously, with a wave of his hand: “I assure you, madam-” And at his sudden pause all the men turned to look and found that the lady had fled at 8th street.—New York World. Mammoth Ring*. In India at the time of the British oc cupation foliated rings were fashiona ble. They were so large that when worn on the second finger they covered almost all the outer portion of the hand. Wear the Victoria Croat. The number of general officers on the active list of the British army who ire decorated with the Victoria cross •for valor” is nine. iOUST BEEN TO THE STORE SEE4VHAT I COT FOR lO The largest piece of .good tobacco ever sold ibr o cents and e 5 cent piece is nearfu grge as you get of ofh high grades for 10 cents B LOOK AT THE BOX This Is Walter Baker t Co.’s Cocoa box—he sore that yon don't get an Imitation of it. ■ ■ ■■■ ■■■ ■ - '' ' V ' Sold by Crocera Everywhere. Walter Baker & Co..Ltd., Dorchester, Mess. ‘ Dr. Parkfturst ana young men < In twelve familiar “talks” Dr. Parkhurst, the ; ’ ] great New York preacher anil reformer, will 1 address himself to young men. A feature ] . that will continue through the year of 1896 in «- ^ ; Cbe Cadies’ some journal ; ONE DOLLAR FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR ] * * OVER 140 GIRLS WERE EDUCATED FREE } At the best colleges and conservatories under the Free ' Educational Plan of The Ladies* Home Journal. Every 1 girl has the same chance now for any kind of education she , wants. Not a penny need she expend. Let her simply write to 1 CDe Curtis Phmmmus Company. PMaMpDia 5 CTS If Afflicted with •or* eyea, uau } Thompson’s Eye Water. Tantee (^■ii|§| by drugKl^t&H HMaH«JBI5HBS3 Morphine Habit Cured in M \V. N. U„ OMAHA—C—1890. When wiiting to advertisers, kindly mention this paper.