The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965, September 26, 1895, Image 7
"'*r„ ---- „ SHARP POINTS. People never tell theexact truth. Modesty will earn a man more than * ability. t As a rule, when a story la funny, It Is not true. A picnic is not a success unless there Is pie to throw away. 1 Most people Just drag along until It Is time for them to die. -A laugh Is an awfully good bluff to make when troubles appear. A man never knows what is coming until it gets right on to him. There is one thing to the credit of old maids; they accumulate no kin. When a man stops smoking, and be gins again, he feels mighty sheepish. A man with a future isn’t as Interest ing to people as a woman with a past If you ask a boy how his boil is, he will take off the bandage and show you. Some people imagine that as soon as they get married, they must kiss in i'> public. If a man expects to amount to any thing, he must accomplish it in spite of hard luck. Marrying men are beginning to re mark that women have too much Idle time on their hands. There are lots of men who are pretty In society, but who are as absolutely useless as dried currants. , • - Nb'woman should give way to grief; let her keep her hair frizzed, and every thing may come around all right. Nearly all the women recite these days. They will simply have to quit it; the men are shy enough as it is. Much as people like to hear secrets they have the greatest admiration for the friends who have never told them any. We have noticed that when a man is approached about advertising, he says he w*'l “think about it,” or “see you again.” The people Bhould remember when rating, that Death keeps his white horse ready with the harness on in this weather. JETSAM. A new locomotive near Wishington made thirty-five miles in thirty-three minutes, and for a part of the distance ran at the rate of 102 miles an hour. The map on the north wall of the Broad street station of the Pennsyl vania railroad in Philadelphia is fifteen feet wide and 126 feet long, and is said to be the largest map in the world. The Incomes from the London daily papers are thus put down: Daily Tele graph, £130,000; Times, £120,000; Stan dard, £70,000; Morning Post, £45,000; Daily Chronicle, £40,000, and Dally News, £30,000. It is estimated that 30 per cent of the iron manufactured by Tennessee is sold outside of the southern states. It Is said to be the favorite iron with pipe, plo# and stove makers in the east and north. The total wheat crop of New Zea land for this year is 3,613,000 bushels, or 1,000,000 less than for the previous year. It is estimated that the colony will have to import 500,000 bushels to supply if own requirements. ■Of the four nationalities making up (he population of Great Britain and Ire land, the Scotch are the heaviest men, the average weight being: Scotch, 175.3 pounds; Welsh, 168.3 pounds; English, 155 pounds; Irish, 154.1 pounds. Working for the good of otheers indi rectly brings about our own good. There is no true greatness except the greatness of usefulness. The despised milkweed can be used to ■advantage. Its seed yields a tne oil. A ] erfect jam—that made of plums. KNOWLEDGE ■Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live bet ter.than others and enjoy life more, with Hess expenditure, by more promptly .adopting the world’s best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the ■remedy, Svrup of Figs. Jts'excellence is due to its presenting in .the form most acceptable and pleas* ant-to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a jierfect lax ative; effectually cleansing the system,, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has-given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup <rf Figs is for sale by all drug gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, end being well informed,you will not, •eeept &ny substitute if offered. PROFITABLE DAIRY WORK Gao only bo accenpUshod with the ter/ best <x tuois and VTltU a Dark) rator on tbe cure ai mors butter, wiille milk i« » TttU Farniers will take to get a illustrated mllod KUKJC appliances. Cream Sepp m (am you aro anj better the skimmed uahlo feed, make no mis Davis. Keat, catalogue Asenta wanted * KAWKIB BLOC. * MFC. 00. Car. Randolph * Dearborn 5t*., Oiicsgs. DAIRY AND POULTRY. INTERESTING CHAPTERS 'FOR OUR RURAL READERS. Row Cmnatfnl Farmer. Operate Ttila Department of the Farm —A Few Bints as to the Care or Lire Stock and Poultry. HE bulletin recent ly published by Prof. H. L. Russell, , of the Wisconsin < Experiment Sta r tlon, contains the following: Pasteurized and sterilized milk does not suffer decompo sition changes nearly ao reauitj as ordinary milk. The' heating process eliminates by far the larger portion of the bacteria present in the milk, and with this diminution there is a corresponding increase in the keeping properties of the product; either milk ought to remain sweet for a considerable longer period than raw milk. Pasteurized and often the steril ized product, however, undergo sootier or later a fermentation induced by the bacteria spores remaining in the milk. These changes diffef from those re maining we observe in raw milk. The milk curdles, but the character of the curd is entirely different, and to the taste is not usually very sour. These conditions are brought about by the presence of bacteria that are able to excrete rennet, and the soft, Jelly-like curd seen in boiled or heated milk is due to this ferment. Lactic acid or sour milk bacteria, as a rule, do pot form spores, so they are easily de stroyed by heat. The destruction of these widely-spread organisms leaves the milk seeded with a spore-bearing rennet and butyric acid bacteria, which brings the peculiar change which is noted in pasteurized or sterilized milk. The physical characteristics of milk treated by heat compared with raw •****» no n i uic ai o uiui/u itoo »,v» . With the sterilized milk there is a marked change in the physical consti tution of the milk that cannot be read ily detected. The application oi heat at a temperature exceeding 158 degrees F. for 15 to 20 minutes produces a co agulation of certain proteld elements, and at the same time the milk acquires a peculiar cooked taste. With pasteur ized milk this change is not so appar ent, in fact, no cooked flavor should he perceptible. The physical 'constitution of the milk is undoubtedly somewhat modified, even with the lower degree of heat used. This Is shown in the way rennet acts on pasteurized milk. The coagulation produced by this chemical ferment is entirely different In char acter, and appears much more slowly than when acting In fresh milk. For butter-making purposes, or for milk .or cream -consumed directly, the pasteurized process seems to have no injurious effects on the physical con stitution of the material. Butter can be made from pasteurized cream, and aside from the difference in flavor, which is produced, there is no observ able difference in the texture of grain of the product. Pasteurized .cream can also be used Indiscriminately for ordinary purposes, for ice-cream, whipped cream, and for general use. Milk treated by the pas teurized process yields as large a per cent of butter fat, when separated or raised by the gravity system, as the raw milk. By either process the milk is freed from any diseased bacteria that may have been derived from the cow, or may have fallen into the milk »fter the milk has been drawn from the ani mal. Piceon* for Front. It was In the spring of 1880 that a' large farmer was induced by the writer to breed common®pigeons for profit. Accordingly six pairs of mated white and blue pigeons were sent from the city to the farm -and a place boarded off for their accommodation above a part of the hay mow. The space was about 20x16 feet, with a door for the en trance, and a ladder extending from the upper beams of the barn. In the center of this room a square was partitioned off by railings. In this inclosure were spread sharp, coarse sand and gravel, the railing about the inclosure being necessary to prevent the pigeons from scattering the sand. A box in one cor ner of this inclosure was kept filled with egg-shells, broken mortar and clay in lumps. In another box at the opposite side a piece of rock salt was kept., all this being necessary to keep pigeons In health. The nest boxes in which to rear the young pigeons were made of low, shallow soap boxes. A box 10x12 inches square and 3 inches deep serves the purpose. 'Some of these boxes were nailed a few feet above the door, some higher up, and quite a num ber were put on the floor. Any place will suit a common pigeon. All being ready, the six pairs of birds were set at liberty in the coop. The light was ad mitted by a email window at the ex treme end of the barn. In tbe course of a week after the pigeons were liber ated In their new quarters two pair had built nests, a little hay for that purpose haring been provided. The following week these had laid two eggs each, and the four other pairs were building their Bests. Thus two pairs were on eggs and four others laying and ready to sit. The following week all were at work. Pigeons lay two eggs for each clutch. It takes eighteen days to hatch them, three to five weeks before they lay again. Usually a new setting of eggs may be expected three weeks after the first hatch. It takes the young ones five weeks to begin feeding themselves, but the male pigeon usually looks after them until they are able to attend to their own wants. Tbe first twelve months the six pair batched and reared fully eleven pairs of young, or sixt: - two pairs in all. -These sold (or $26.40, or 40 cents per pair, de livered in the city. It cost Just $7.65 to (eed and keep them. The profit la plainly visible. Who say? pigeons are not worth their keeping? This old fanner was very bitter against pigeons of all kinds until convinced to the con vinced to the contrary. The next season he kept one hundred pairs of breeders, and his success was equal to the first season, but the first coop had to be enlarged. He tells me now that his pigeons keep himself and wife in shoes and clothes and leave something over. One of the essential points in keep ing pigeons is to have the sexes equal. If there is an extra male, he will make an attempt to secure a mate from the other males, and thus break up the mat ings as well as keep the colony in per petual turomil. He must be taken out, or a mate for him must be procured from elsewhere.—Ex. A Cheap Silo. The Colorado State Agricultural Col lege is reported to have an under ground silo which is certainly a mir acle of cheapness of construction. It has a capacity of sixty-four tons and was built at a cost of forty-three cents for each ton of capacity, which would make $27.52 for the silo, or, including the cost of four partitions by which it is divided, the cost is placed at sixty five cents a ton of capacity, which would make the total cost, including the partitions, $41.60. It is built on a spot which remains dry the whole year. Here a hole twenty feet square and eight feet deep was dug chiefly with a scraper and team. The stud ding, two by six , rest on two by six inch sills and are held at the top by a plate of the same size. A single layer of unmatched boards lined with tar pa per is held in place by perpendicular slats and these constitute the sheet ing. Dirt is filled in against the sides. The silo has no roof and the silage is covered with straw and six incheB of mostened dirt, which is said to ■•pre serve it well. A silo could hardly be provided for less money than this is said to have cost. Raising Geese for the Liters It was an archbishop of Strasburg, a native of Toulouse, who introduced in the district during the last century the rearing of the Toulouse goose for its, liver, says an English writer. In the region of the Garonne, the poorest of the humblest peasants'rears every year a dozen geese, and fattens them on maize or millshorts. The goslins are brought up like the chickens and tur keys—members of the peasant’s family. The geese are only reared for their liver; that, duly extracted, is sold, and the proceeds pay the rent. The flesh is kept by the family, and potted in melted lard, and this preserve enters into a variety of succulent dishes in the regions of Bordeaux, Pau, etc. The peasants flavor their cabbage soup with a little of it, and it is more liberally served at family fetes, and on holidays. The geese are kept confined and liter ally stuffed, until there follows a fatty degeneracy of the liver, and just as this shows itself with the animal and death is threatened, the bird goes to the block, and the liver, now developed into enormous proportions, goes to the epicure, who pays a fancy price for dis eased liver. A Frightened Horse.— When a horse becomes frightened, demoralized or otherwise rattled about something he encounters, but does not understand, a good way to quiet him down is sim ply to talk to him in a good tone of voice. If a horse gets frightened at something he sees in the road, stop him at once and give him a formal intro duction to it, telling him in the mean time how very foolish he is to let such a little thing disturb him. Nothing can be worse than to whip a horse when he is frightened. He doesn’t get fright ened because he wants to. It is only' because he has seen or heard some thing that he is not familiar with. After he once gets thoroughly ac quainted with the object of his uneasi ness, it will never frighten him again. Save the Feed.—With a short crop of hay reported from all of the principal hay growing states, he will certainly be a wasteful farmer who does not stack the straw carefully and preserve it in good condition for winter feeding. Choice new timothy hay is now selling for $12 to $13 in Chicago, and choice upland wild hay is bringing almost as much. At these prices we can well af ford to sell hay and buy cheap by-pro ducts, if necessary, to feed with the straw and corn fodder. We do not ad vocate raising hay to sell, but we be lieve in holding the platter right side up after one year of panic and another of drouth.—Farm and Dairy. Prof. Warrington has given the fol lowing figures as representing the* fer tility sold in $100 worth of the foods named; Eggs, $3.56; wheat, $42.28; milk, $14.08; cheese, $18.88, and timo thy hay, $95.84. The above speak well for biddy, and comparatively so for milk, though the milk was figured on a higher basis of valuation by the quart than farmers realize. It brings out once more the great amount of fer tility carried from the farm in the sales of timothy. Hay is a soil robber for the returns it gives to the exche quer. Sanitary Milk.—In the Rural New Yorker there has been published aseries of articles on sanitary milk. The methods of feeding and caring for the cows are fully described, and the means employed to eliminate the germs of destruction or rather to prevent their getting into the milk. All through the description "cleanliness” is the thing to be desired, every detail has this view. When it is known that this milk Is sell ing at 12 cents a quart, it shows that care and labor properly applied bring paying results. AMERICAN SCHOOLS. Fruit* of Their Work Compared With Forelpli Conntrie*. Colonel Robert U. Ingersoll gave ut terance to a few striking educational truths in a recent address delivered be fore the surviving soldiers of his regl ivent at Kim wood, 111. He said: ‘‘We spend more for schools per head than any nation in the world. Great Britain spends $1.30 per head on the common schools; France spends 811 cents; Austria, 30 cents; Germany, r>0 cents; Italy, 25 cents, and the United states over 92.50. 1 tell you the school house is the fortress of liberty. Every school house is an arsenal, tilled with weapons and ammunition to destroy the monsters of ignorance and fear. As 1 have said ten thousand times, the school house is my . cathedral. The teacher is my preacher. Eighty-seven percent of all the people of the United States over ten years of ago can read and write. There is no parallel for that in the history of the wide world. Over 42,000,000 of educated citizens, to whom are open all the treasures of lit erature. Forty-two millions of people, able to read and write! I say, there is no parallel for this. The nations of antiquity Were as ignorant as dirt when compared with this great repub lic of ours. There is no nation in the world that can show a record like ours. We ought to be proud of it We ought to build more schools, and build them better. Our teachers ought to be paid more, and everything ought to be taught in the public schools that is Worth knowing. "I believe that the children of the republic, no_ matter whether their fathers are rich or poor, ought to be allowed to drink at the fountain of ed ucation, and it does not cost more to teach everything in the free schools than it does to teach reading, writing and ciphering. “Have we kept up in other ways? The postofflee tells a wonderful story. In Switzerland, going through the postoffice in each year, are letters, etc., in the proportion of 74 to each inhab itant. In England the number is CO, in Germany 53; in France, 31); in Aus tria, 24; in Italy, 10, and in the United States, our own home, 110. Think of it in Italy only 25 cents paid per head for the support of public schools, and only sixteen letters And this is the place where God's agent lives. I would rather have one good school master than two such agents" Small Fry Swindlers. feme of the meanest of these are Ihoy who seek to trade upon and inuko capital out of the reparation of the greatest of American tonics, Hostetler's Stomach Bitters, oy Imi tating Its outward guise. Kcputablo drug gists, however, will never foist upon you as genuine spurious Imitations of or substi tute for this sovereign remedy for ma aria, rheumatism, dyspessia, consumption, liver complaint and nervousness. Demand, and If the dealer be honest, you will get the gen uine article. Other Victims Came Earlier. The occasional contributor walked into the office of the editor and bowed to that dignified but busy personage gravely. “I would like to see the proofread err.” he said. “1 have a trifling affair to adjust with him.” “Very sorry,” the editor replied, "hut several other gentlemen have ap plied ahead of you for the privilege of shooting the proofreader.”—Chicago limes-Herald. Paved With Molasses. Perhaps the oddest pavement ever laid is one just completed at Chino, Cal. It is made mostly of molasses, and if it proves all of the success it is claimed to be, it may point a way for the sugar planters of the South profita bly to dispose of the millions of gallons of useless molasses which they are said to have on hand. The molasses used is a refused product, hitherto boijeved to be of no value. It is mixed with a certain kind of sand fo about the con sistency of asphalt and laid like as phalt pavement The composition dries quickly and becomes quite hard, and remains so. The peculiar point of it is that the sun only makes it drier and harder, instead of softening it, as might be expected. A block of the composi tion several feet long, a foot wide and one inch thick was submitted to severe tests and stood them well. No Fill (free Work. Dean Hole tells of an old-fashioned cathedral verger, “lord of the aisies,” who one noon found a pious visitor on his knees in the sacred building. The verger hastened up to him and said, in a tone of indignant excitement, “The services m this cathedral are at 10 in the morning and at 4 in the afternoon, and we don’t have no fancy pray era”— Argonaut Tongue and Doctor Got a Kent. “My doctor,” said a somewhat vol uble Indy, "was writing me a prescrip tion yesterday. I generally ask him all sorts of questions while ho lb writ ing them. Yesterday he examined me and sat down to write something. I kept talking. Suddenly he looked up and said: ‘How has your system been? Hold out your tongue.’ I put out that member and he began to write. He wrote and I held out my tongue, and when he got through he said: ‘That will do.’ ‘But,’ said I, ‘you haven't looked at it.’ ‘2io,’ said he, ‘I didn’t care to X only wanted to keep it still while I wrote the prescription.’ ” Had to Draw the Line. Poole, the tailor, was an accommo dating gentleman, and was often in vited to the houses of “the great.” When staying with a certain nobleman, he was asked one morning by his host what he thought of the party who had assembled the night before. “Why, very pleasant indeed, your grace, but perhaps a little mixed.” "Hang it all, l’oolei” responded the jovial peer, “I couldn't have all tailors!” The man is very poor who can put his riches in an iron safe. Highest of all in Leavening Power.*—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report Bakins Powder Absolutely pure m ' *’ •> V W,! Hre'i on* llaby'i Bead. Two children of John Fehr.* residing near Straustown, Germany, had* a thrilling adventure with a swarm of beea The inseets left the hive in u large, black, and variegated ball, us usual when swarming, and alighted upon a 2-year-old child who was play ing in the yard, totally unaware of the danger. Another child. Merton, aged 14 years, fortunately realised the dan gerous condition of affairs, and having learned that swarma will vacate cer tain places when noise is produced, at once secured tin kettles and hammered upon them with great energy. The din and confusion caused the bees to leave the child unharmed, and in a few mo ments more the swarm alighted upon a pine tree, where the owner subsequent ly captured them in a hive. Neither of the children, singular to relate, had received a single sting. We will give (ICO reward for any rase of catarrh that can not he cured with Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Taken Internally. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Propn.. Toledo O Whole Wheat Bread. A New York physician gets around the eating of bolted wheat flour by eaftng unground wheat. The objec tion to the bolted flour is. of course, well known—that it is deprived of cer tain necessary ' nutriments to the human body. Hence the reason for eating graham flour. This physician, however, does not stop with gralium flour, but eats the grain whole, and says his family does not tire of it after Sts use for three years. If the cooking is well done there is an agreeable nutty flavor of the wheat which corresponds to the bouquet of grapes This flavor seems lobe lost when the wheat is cracked, crushed or ground before codking. If this flavor is not desired, the cleaned whole wheat may be pounded in a mortar or run through a coffee mill. This will short en the time of cooking to four hours or less, the time required for whole wheat being eight or ten hours—Good House keeping. Metal Wheels for Voor IVstone The season for cutting corn fodder being close at handi It may be well for farmers to get a set of these low metal wheels wtth wide tires. They can be had any size wanted from 20 to 66 Inches in diameter, with tires from 1 to 8 Inches wide. By having low wheels, enables you to bring the wagon box down low, saving one man in loading fodder, etc. It (s also very convenient for loading and unloading manure, grain, hogs, etc., and will save in la bor alone their cost in a very short time. These wheels are made of best material throughout, and have every possible advantage over the high wood en wheels with narrow tires, and will ontlast a dozen of them. There will also be no resetting of tires necessary, and consequently no blacksmiths' bills to pay. Wide tires save your horses and prevent cutting up your fields. For further Information write The Empire Manufacturing Co.. Quincy, 111., who will mall catalogue free upon application. satisfactory to Him' “No. Mr. Northside,'' said Miss I)u kane, with decision. “I cannot uccept you. To be perfectly frank, you are really the last man in the world I would think of marrying." ‘•That suits me precisely." replied the suitor. “How so, sir?” demanded the girl, with some asperity. “Did you propose from a sense of duty, hoping I would reject you, or had you a wager on the subject?" “Neither, I assure you. You said I am the Inst man in the world you would think of marrying. Now I see no reason in the world why you should think of marrying anybody else after me.” This cheerful view of the matter so charmed Miss Dukane thut she accept ed it herself. The two will be married in September.—Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. . Billiard , tab’e. second-hand, for sale cheap. Appiy to or address, H. C. Axis, Ml 8. 12th St.. Omaha, Neb. Tomato Soup. One can of tomatoes, one pint of soup stock or beef tea, two teaspoonsfuls of flour, one cupful of milk, one teaspoon ful of butter, sugar, salt, one-lialf tea spoonful of soda. Melt the butter in the soup pot, add the tomato and slock. Boil until the tomatoes ars thoroughly cooked, then strain through a sieve. Put buck over the tire, and when boil ing hot add the inilk, flour, sugar, salt and soda rubbed perfectly smooth to gether. As soon ns thickened take from the stove and serve with small squares of toasted bread. The doing right alcue teaches the value of meaning rijjht. Um From Bark. The department of agriculture, for estry dirl«ion; Washington, has a col lection of rare trees and plants eaflp second to that belonging to the times Kevr gardens, London. A recent addi tion to this dendrological muaean ka “lace bark tree" from Jamaica. Tbo inner bark of this queer tree is eser posed of many layers of tine and hstri-. cutely woven flibers which interlock with each other in all directions Capa, ruffles, and even complete suits of thin curious vegetable lace have been made. It bears washing with common lanadry soap, and when bleached in the ana ac quires a degree of whiteness seldeaa excelled by artificial laces made of set ton, linen and silk. This intricate mb of this unique bark makes it compare favorably to the Inst mentioned, *■» auctions for both beauty and bility. m ‘-Hr "■W ;3i liegeman’s Ice wlia Olpm—s CurwCbapMilHuAudFM’.Ttnl’rtnWsfin ■ Chllblalna, Him. Co. C. O. Clark Co*Sew Bm,sC Chargee Jiut the Same. Clerk—Mr. IVtersbe’s watch that brought in to be fixed 1 find baa begun to go all right of its own i Jeweler—When he comes in tell the mainspring is broken and the fly wheel is off its lever, but that wo cam. have it ready by the end of the week. Charges, $2.50.— Judge. fcvecy mother ahould always have at kaaeOr a b i ll.' of i arker’s (haver Tenia. Noising a! e ea ■ gaol tot polo. weehnee*. oo'.Om. and eleeideemma. Ammunition Wasted. Hogan—Oi have a joke on HougUlg han. They was a felly Item into him place an' took three drinks in rapid se cession av bis whisky an’ thin palled a gun an’ shot himself. Orogran—01 think the joke ie ma tea man. Fwnt for did he go to the ticaUe av usin' a gun afther three drinks av HougUlighan's whisky? — Cincinnati ; Tribune. lew le the time to core year Cent with Jllnilerciroi. It taken tuen* o <t perfectly, gttaw comfort to the f, et. Aib your druggtet fee M. Da The Table* Tsraad. A Scotchman once neatly tamed the tables on an Englishman who had hem ■ alluding to. the number of Scobs ha London. "Well,” replied the Scot, “1 know a place in Scotland where thorn arc 30,000 Englishmen who never go - back to their own country. ” "Why, wherever can such a crowd be?” wlt'i the Englishman, to whom the Scot dry* ly remarked, "at Bannockburn.** ..FITS—All Fit* itomed free by Dr.KVWa CmO . berve Kestorer. wnusftcrtiwllruiiu'iaa Sunliiiucgm. Trestteesmiaatrlslbottlel>«»as ISosu. buniUo Ur. Klluv^Sl Arch IW..i-Ulla^S*fe ■ Ignorant Interviewers. Speaking of the ignorance of eomo'v newspaper interviewers, Henry Wat tcrsou relates an incident that happen ed in- New fork, when a young man was sent to the Fifth Avenue hote^tn interview Rutherford B. Hayes on setae* - matter of prison reform. When the in terviewer had gathered ail the fact*, , lie shot a last question at Mr. II aye*. - "Hythe way. Mr. lioyea,’* he snH^- v: •‘what were you president of?’* I am entirely cured of hemmorrhace «£ v iungs by Fiso's Cure for Coorompma— Lot Isa Lisi'AMAXN, Bethany, Mo., 3ul (l 18U4. • Overentbuslastle. Advertising extremes don’t alwayar work. One enterprising restaurant keeper in town surprised his customer* ami many others a few weeks ago.by displaying in his window this sign, "Our ice cream is hot stuff.” He worked in his slang all right, but wen - dered why trade fell off.—Syrarmn Fost. | “Hanson's hiaglo Oora naive.** Warranted to curt or money draegidt for it. Prioo IS cento. Golden opportunities do not fly lncinfsm. "\ 0 \ 8 ASSIST NATUW a little rots and Ihta ■ in removing dtod. ing matter fits Hie stomach and bcwrls and yon thereby avoid a multitnd*. of distressing de rangements and dia* eases, and will haws less frequent need of your doctcw** service. Of all know* agents for this pro pose, Dr. Pierce** Pleasant Pellets at* i the best. Owe* i need, they are aK I ways in favor. 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