OTT OF BANKS master sovereign rj His ORDERS. ; :i!xir Instructed to Refoee to Hank l'aper Money 11 districts of Pennsylvania I Kiunished at the activity. From ■bins'- to Pittsburg our train Id tube running through a line R< furnaces and steel mills, every ■ which was in active operation lene that told stronger than any I of industry and prosperity. I week liradstreet’s reporied ■l.noo.oilO wage earners had haa ■Hilaries increased within the past ■pm 'lays. I attribute this won B improvement entirely to the Brace that exists in the financial K' of the present administration, •hiring of the last loan of the gov B-iit bv the New York bankers ■ marvelous piece of financiering, ■u se things count hard for a basis • ml money, and have pricked the fciivrr bubble until it has about ■ hat i.s your opinion regarding the Ignat political parties declaring ■ her in their national conven I' lni ts that come to me from the It linancicrs of the country, and I li re that they ought to know, are lit-effect that there is nothing to Ibis free silver talk, and every day i to prove practically, not theor |bv, that the basis of sound money fr °»ly one that will stand. I ft believe" either the llepuhlican or boeratic party will attempt to in b" free silver, for it will be a dead r the national conventions Y FIGHT AT GALVESTON. lS,11“rt ,H Considering a Proposition to ,n"s ,h<- *Hs Cio Off on an Island. ai.i.as, Texas, July JO.—Galveston is the t orbett-B itzsimmons glove |tst pulled off on that island, The ttahsts and business men of that lave appointed a committee to p ". 'a*'as and make a proposition F'"° Held l p. .kIdalio- July 20. — Two steer-," 'f d UI> a faro bank in The bnnia t°"i ?0sterday morn l"'"]"-ietor \.v'ad JUf. elosed aDd i masked mo dS casblnfT up when ordered all ",..!;I1|tered tlle saloon ’■hen ton! "?■ Tt>e rob • «-,!'■ tae money, about Mired after nT' «eTeral Shots ■ ^ hMhe_dalu®:ssbnt th®y dis* lKrX? TTy eonfc-sa,! Vh '° ~1*d Ander;on, June 5, wasnfPdePl°f .*W“n 1-r in the first gn,rt-v of in V emiilovcl’at {.I,V 2''—The 200 •'h'xie.,, v- , ‘ (oi'roueloro, state :;!;st. their’em,^°'Se in revolt / e m a nci,Ti,|‘ '!■ ors- an a fal?e c°unty, L \s be«u an iJ°Itun« of WO,, °*boa^U ye‘n^ateof MORGAN IS FOR SILVER. The Alabama Senator Delivers a White Metal Address. Griffin, Ga., July 20. —The streets of this little city were thronged at an sarly hour yesterday morning by crowds from the country and sur rounding towns All came to attend the bimetallic state convention, called by the Spalding County Silver league, and to hear Senator John T. Morgan of Alabama speak. United States Sen ator Patrick Walsh' of Augusta was made permanent chairman of the convention. Senator Morgan began by saying that he came to the meeting as a Dem ocrat, in Democratic harness, and by the authority of the settled creed, to advocate Democratic principles as old and as sound as the great national party. Then he went on to extol sil ver, arguing for its restoration, and closed with a tirade against the “sound money” men. “I am here,” he went on, “as a disci, pie of Jefferson, Madison and Jackson and many others of the consecrated fathers, to speak in defense of an act of congress that was approved by George Washington in 1793 for the free coinage of silver; which was re-enacted in 1837, and was approved by Andrew lackson, president of the United States, and was stabbed below the fifth rib by John Sherman in 1873, and was left tor dead." Continuing, he said that Mr. Sher man’s law of 1873 was such a death blow to silver as a money metal that it seems marvelous that silver has in it enough life left to take up its bed and walk. “But,” he said, “it is moving to the front with uplifted head and vigor ous step again, in union, if not in full harmony, with gold, and the parade is so inspiriting that even Great Britain is keeping step to the music of the union.” Kererring to me recora ox me vote ox Senator Hill of New York for free coinage at the ratio of 10 to 1, Senator Morgan said the vote was cast in a Pickwickian sense. “Such a way of voting," he said, “may be in vogue in a state where the Democratic party is divided into ‘snapper’ and ‘anti-snap per’ factions; where one leader ‘snaps’ and the other leader ‘anti-snaps,’ and between the two the party is consigned to Jonah's quarter's in the belly of the Republican whale. If Mr. 11 ill was forced into such a voyage by the anti snappers in 1892, it may be safely cal culated that he will kick himself on shore again in due season.” Speaking of Secretary Carlisle, the senator said he was not chosen as a cabinet officer until he had changed front on the silver question. “His conversion was not like that of Paul, who espoused error, was made blind, and then saw the truth and embraced it; but like that of Aaron, who saw the truth and became blinded to it and espoused the darkness of Egypt typified in a golden calf.” Mr. Morgan combatted what he termed “the false issue invented by Mr. Sherman and adopted by Mr. Cleveland;” that it is the duty of the government to preserve the parity be tween the metals by adjusting their coinage to meet the fluctuations in their commercial value. “England,” he said, ■** wanted gold because she was the largest creditor nation and killed silver to get rid of this p rity issue.” Speaking of the 8!00,o00,0u0 gold re serve, he said: “It was a sort of ‘jack pot’ put up by Mr. Sherman that has kept up the gambling in our money. ’It was never needed to give strength to the United States. A country that has paid in debts and interest more than 83,000,000,000 in thirty years could not need the support of 8100,000,000 deposited in the treasury to support its credit.’’ _ RAIN DAMAGE IN IOWA. A Cloud Burst Near Iowa City Causes a Flood and a Train IVreck. Iowa City, Iowa, July 20.—Four and one-half inches of water from a cloud burst north of this city last night caused great damage to crops. Five hundred feet of the Burlington, Cedar llapids and Northern track were washed out. Ralston creek went out of its banks and carried off bridges, sidewalks and fences. Several families waded out of their houses in four feet of water. The Rocky Mountain flyer from the west, on the Rock Island, was ditched three blocks west of the Iowa river, and one of the fireman’s legs was broken. The passengers were badly shaken up. The rails are washed out between Iowa City and Downey. There are no trains from the east or west. _ Ingalls Loses a Farm. Atchison,. Kan., July 20—John J. Ingalls has lost a farm. He owned one near Kiekapoo, and recently had a chance to dispose of it. He took the buyer down to see it, expatiating upon its desirable qualities, and when he got there he couldn't find the farm. It had been washed into the river five years ago. And all during that five years he had been paying taxes on it. Nine Iron Miners Entombed. Iron Mountain, Mich., July 19.— Nine miners were entombed in the Pewabie mine near here last night and there is little hope of their rescue, for slow progress is being made by the rescuers. The cave-in occurred just as the men were quitting work, the timbers and ore pillars on the first level giving way A Condemned Murderer Kills Himself. Si'okane, Wash., July 20.—II. D. Smith, a condemned murderer, made an effort to escape from jail last night. A number of people joined Jailer Thompson in the pursuit, when Smith, jumping into the river, sought to cross, but the rapid current carried him back to the shore. He was seized by one of his pursuers, when he suddenly drew out a razor and almost severed his own head from his body, dying instantly. A Denver Ex-omclal Suicides. Denver, Col., July 20.—David J. M.i 'tin, ex-member of the fire and po lice beard, committed suicide to-day by shooting himself in the head. lie was about CO years old and was formerly in the real estate business, lie was one of the commissioners whom Governor A\ aite attempted to remove and who insisted Uj'-on holding their offices until a decision had been ob tained in the courts sustaining the governor's . action, thereby precipi tating the city hall warfare last year. Financial reverses and 111 health were the causes. MRS. PEITZEL’S STQRT EASILY MISLED BY INSURANCE SWINDLER HOLMES. Wrongs to Which She wftl Subjected— The Three children Token From Their Mother to be Educated by the (fneeru* loue Criminal—The Woman’* reeling! Mach Worked On—Lives to Identify the Bodies. The Pletsel Tragedy. Chicago, July 19.—Mrs. Carrie Piet tel left late last night for Toronto to identify the bodies of the two little girls found Monday in the cellar of a house there. The children, it is be lieved are her own, and it is supposed they were murdered by Berman Mudgett or H. H. Holmes, formerly of Chicago, now in jail in Philadelphia for insurance fraud. Mrs. Pietzel believes that the two bodies found in Toronto are those of her missing daughters and that Holmes murdered them. She further believes that the children were in Toronto when she was there searching for them last winter. She is broken in health and mind, the victim, she be lieves, of a hypnotic influence exerted by Holmea “Holmes, whom I had never met,” said Mrs. Pietzel, “but once before the death of my husband, seemed from the time he asked me for the care of the children until his final arrest to have a peculiar influence over me. 1 felt con trolled by him. He had a sway over me that I thought natural, alnoe he had been the intimate friend of my husband. Besides my husband had repeatedly told me that 1 could trust him, that he was a good man, and that he would always be true to us. The children idolized him. There was nothing that he could not do with them. Again and again my husband told me how much he thought of Holmes and how honorable he was until 1 came to the same opinion my self, although at first 1 did not like the man and told my husband so and begged him to have nothing to do with him. "i saw my Husband last on August 24, 1894. Ue had gone to St. Louis. He was then heavily interested with Holmes in whatever the enterprises were they had on together, and I was lying sick with my baby. I was very sick. I could not go to Philadelphia to identify the body which they suspected to be that of iny husband. I could not be moved. Holmes came to me and Alice was taken East and she identi fied the body. It was after that that Holmes told me that the body was not that of my husband; that it was a bogus body made up to look like him, and that if 1 or the children said anything abont it the insurance company would get hold of us and we would be punished se verely. I was very sick, and I be lieved Holmes. He talked kindly and offered to take Alice, Nellie and How ard away from me and educate them. He said that he would put them to school and pay all of their expenses. The children loved him, and 1 was alone in the world and poor. I let him take them, and they went away. At this time and all other times Holmes acted to me like a gentleman. He constantly kept me under the impression, though, that I and the children were to be mixed up with the bogus body which he said was found in Philadelphia. He said Pietzel was still alive, and that I would see him agaiD when this trouble was over. He wished, though, to save us from ar rest. After the three children were gone I moved about the country. I began to worry about the children. I wanted to see them and wished to know where they were. Holmes always put me off with the story that I must keep quiet until the detectives stopned their work. “When he took me to Detroit it was he who registered me there as Mrs. Adams. He told me so when he came up to the room where Dessie, my oldest daughter, and I were. I told him he did wrong to put my name down wrong, but he explained that the de tectives must be kept off of the track and that I was protecting my husband by this. I finally heard the children were at To ronto, and Dessie, I and the baby went there alone to search, but without success. Since then I have been work ing for the location of the children with District Attorney Graham of Philadelphia, Mr. Geyer, the detective, of Philadelphia, and the officers of the life insurance company have done all in their power to aid me. You must understand that when my children were first really missing I was locked up and could not communicate with any one. I was not allowed to see the newspapers nor receive mail. In Holmes’ trunk there was found a letter from my daughter Alice to me, which never reached me, showing that my mail was intercepted. Since 1 have had my freedom the Philadelphia am thorities and the insurance company have wrorked to bring my children back to me, and 1 have aided them so far as 1 could. . “When I gave the children up to Holmes in St. Louis I was too sick and trusted him too much to pay careful attention to what I did. He told me to go home to Galva. to recruit there with my parents and ho would keep the three in school. When he took me to Detroit, and 1 supposed we were be ing hounded by detectives. Holmes paid most of the bills. Sometimes 1 was compelled to pay my own ex penses. I believe Holmes intended to kill me. 1 think he meant to kill me in llurlington, Vt, but he must have lost his nerve, or he still had the chil dren on his hands, and he hesitated. 1 cannot give any other explanation of why he spared my life. lie intended to kill my entire ferni 1 v.’’ General Campos Wins a Victory. Madkiu, July 19.—Captain General Martinez de Campos has cabled to the home government that the insurgents in the uistrict of liayamo, province of Santiago de Cuba, have been scattered after suffering severe loss. Many of the insurgents were killed and wounded. General Ganto Ciides was killed and three officers wounded. NEWS IN BRIEP. Five have died and two of the con gressmen elected last fall have re signed. NEBRASKA WILL BE THERE. An Appeal From Coromlsslooere to the Atlanta Exposition to County Hoards. Lincoj.n, j«iy lo.—The Nebraska commissioners to the Cotten States and Industrial exposition are not disposed to lie down under any adverse decisions of the attorney general or county at torneys in regard to the right legally of counties to make appropriations for a state exhibit at the exposition. It is argued that counties have the right to make a county exhibit anywhere in the United States. All that is necessary is to label the exhibit with the name Of the county. A group of these counties would make a splendid showing at At lanta next September. With this end in view the commissioners have issued a circular addressed to the commission ers of each county in the state, setting ’ forth the objects of the exposition and the advantages that will accrue to Ne braska from representation at the show. In reference to money the cir cular says: “No appropriation for defraying the expenses of making such an exhibit having been been made by the legisla ture, it will be nessary to appeal to the patriotism and business judgment of the several county organizations for such funds, by an appropriation of a sufficient amount to have their coun ties properly represented at Atlanta. We therefore respectfully ask and so licit your honorablo body to appropri ate from your county funds, for the purpose above set forth, an amount not to exceed 1 cent per capita of the popu lation of your county, or any such other amount as in your judgment may seem best. The amount so appropriat ed will be used only for the actual ex penses necessary to collect, maintain and properly display the products of the state, and any person having con trol of these funds or their expen diture will be required to furnish a good and sufficient bond, and also to report to the governor for approval and publication un accurate, itemized ac count of all expenditures with proper vouchers to cover the same. For Nebraska to make and maintain a proper exhibit will require tho expend iture of about $10,000. We respectfully urge you to take prompt action in this matter, as the time is short in which to gather and arrange an exhibit which will do justice to the state. All money appropriated or contributed should be made payable to and forwarded to Gov ernor S. A. Ilolcomb, Lincoln, Neb. Communications should be addressed to H. y. Hotchkiss, secretary, Lincoln,' NeU HORR-HARVEY DEBATE, Mr. llarrry Charges Corruption In the Passage of the Lav of 1873. Chicago, July 19.—The Horr-Harvey debate to-day opened at 11 o'clock in stead of 3 o'clock ns heretofore. The subject under discussion was what Mr. Harvey had characterized in his book as the “crime of 1873”—the demoneti zation of silver. After some miscellaneous sparring', Mr. Harvey charged corruption in the passage of the act for the demonetiza tion of silver, and Mr. Horr repudiated the inference that the citizens of the United States were all corrupt. He declared that it was not true that every man had his price. Members of con gress were as honest as the average American citizen. He knew whereof ho spoke, for he had been a member of that body himself. Mr. Horr then took up the history of the demonetization act, showed the stages through which it had passed and declared that its final enactment was not until after it had bean before congress for nearly three years. Mr. Harvey then returned to the attack upon the honesty of legislators throughout . the count™, including members of congress and of the Illin ois end Colorado legislatures. This venality was sapping tlie foundations of the government as it had sapped the foundations of and destroyed every republic of the past. Mr. Horr again returned to the de fense of the honesty of the American people. Mr. Horr then spoke of the demoni tization of silver in 1810 as the result of experience in the use of the double standard. In 1871 Germany adopted the gold standard and threw on the market 8300,000,000 in silver. It was this that set the world to considering the silver question—not any gold bug conspiracy. The financial policy of no' great nation was ever dominated by a conspiracy. This closed the debate for the day, except the answering of questions by the disputants propounded by members of the audience. The attendance was not large, but was appreciative and generous and impartial in its recogni tion of telling points. BOTH SIDES READY. The Celebrated Taylor Case Will lie Called Some Time Next TVeek. Cahroi.j.ton, Mo., July 19.—At 6:30 p. m. the Taylor brothers were brought into court, and Mr. Bresnehan said the state was ready for trial. Colonel Hale, for the defense, said they did not want a continuance, but that they had three or four witnesses in I.inn and Sullivan counties who were sick, and that they wanted an order from the court to take their depositions. The court granted the order and the defense answered ready for trial. The court ordered a special venire of 300 men from which to select a panel of forty, and the sheriff was instructed to have them in court Monday next at 1 o’clock. The court also instructed the sheriff to allow no one to assist in getting the venire except regularly cworn deputy sheriffs. This will make the case come up for trial about Thurs day. Sash and Iloor Prices liaised. Oshkosh, July 19.—The National Manufacturing association and the Northwestern Sash and Door associa tion, at a meeting held here last night, decided to raise prices 20 per cent to partly compensate for the advance in glass. Police Reform In Omaha. Omaha, Neb., July 19.—Twenty-five political and sectarian policemen agi tators have been discharged, and the edict has been issued that policemen must not let political and religious af fairs interfere with tbeir duty as officers. THIS FOE SOLDIERS THREE IMPORTANT DECISIONS HANDED DOWN. Tlia U* Forbidding tho Pomlon Com* mlMlonor to Rtdnra Pomlon* Don* Mot Apply to Cases Anted on lleforo It* Pawnge—A* to the Thirty Day* NotlM —Tho Pensioning of Children. Lata Pension Decision*. Washington, July 18.— Assistant Secretary Reynold* has rendered three decisions In pension appeal eases. In the first he holds that while the com missioner of pensions is forbidden by law to suspend payment of a pension pending1 proceeding! to annul or re duoe it, nevertheless, in case such pen sion is annulled, all unpaid pensions apparently accrued at the date of the annulment becomes illegal and must not be paid. In the second case the secretary holds that the law forbidding the com missioner to reduoe pensions without thirty days notice does not apply to cases acted on before its passage. In the third ease it is held that as the act pensioning the children of a sailor who are under Id years of age expressly provides that the pensions shall begin from the date of the filing of the application for tho pension, a claimant who was over It) years old when the aot was passed has no claim for pension at all. BLOW TO FAVORITISM. President Cleveland Knkee an Important Ruling Regarding Promotions. Washington, July li.—The presi dent has Just promulgated a new rulo modifying the old customs rule of the civil service, the effect of which Is to greatly limit the number of promo tions in classified customs districts, except after appropriate examinations. The necessity for the change in the rules arises from the fact the exten sion of the classification in the cus toms service on November 2, last, over positions paying salaries of less than 8'JOO opened the doors for promotion of many persons who had entered the service through personal political favoritism. The old rule would per mit these persons after they were brought into the classified service to be advanced to many of the best pay ing positions in the office without ex amination. Under tlio now rule pro motions can bo made only to a limited extent without examination, and no promotions can be made from one grade to another without an appropri ate examination. CROP CONDITIONS. Report of the Weather Uureau for the Week Ended July 10. Washington, July 18.—The weather bureau, in its report of crop condi tions for the week ended July 10, says: Drouth has been broken in Iowa and partly relieved in Wisconsin and South ern Minnesota, but continues in Ohio and with great severity over the South ern half of Michigan. Kxcessive rains have delayed threshing in Missouri, Kansas, Northern Texas, Kentucky and Tennessee, and caused grain in shock to sprout. Corn needs rain in Ohio, Northern Indiana, (Southern Micliignn, Wiscon sin and South Dakota, and would be improved by rain in Nebraska, where the blades are beginning to roll. In the Southern states the finest crop of corn for years is promised. Frost on Tuesday morning caused slight dam age in Wisconsin. OKLAHOMA VIGILANTES. People of Pottawatomie County Forced to Form Protective Leagues. Perry, Ok., July 18.—-A call has been made by 100 citizens of Pottawatomie county for the lawabiding citizens in each township to meet and form law and order leagues to protect the people from thieving, which has become ex tremely great in the county, which is located in the southeastern part of Ok lahoma, and is nearly surrounded by the Indian territory. The people are very much aroused, and twenty law and order leagues were organized, whose object is to thoroughly rid the county of horse and other thieves. A TRAITOR'S END. Suicide In I’ubllc follow* tbe Betrayal of Fort Arthur. San Francisco, July 18.—The ease with which the Japanese captured Port Arthur during the recent war with China is explained to some ex tent by an article in the Japan Gazette, which arrived on the last steamer According to this tlie commander of the Chinese forts was a native of Japan, who had acquired favor in Chinese councils through a long resi dence in the flowery kingdom. lie in tentionally caused the shots from the guns to be misdirected so they would fall short of the Japanese warships. Having betrayed his adopted land for the land of his birth, the disgraced commander appeared before the victo rious Japanese and acknowledged his treason and committed suicide in their presence._ Missouri and Kansas Naval Cadets. Washington, July 18.—The follow ing persons have been appointed ea dets at the Naval academy: L. C. Broughton, Marysville, Kan.; Frank E. Rockwell, alternate, Junction City, Kan.; C. P. Huff, Butler. Mo.; R H. Larrimer, Wichita, Kan.; E. J. Sadler, alternate, Sedan, Kan.; li. D. Scott, alternate, Marysville, Kan. Blackburn's Candidate Nominated. Lexington, Ky., July 18. —Senator Blackburn, after a sharp tight, secured the nomination by the Democrats of this county, of three staunch support ers of himself for candidates for the legislature. Blackburn was greatly elated over his complete victory. Twenty-Five Years In Office. St. Louis, Mo., July 18 — Philip II. i£epp, one of the best known poli ticians in St. Louis, died at his home this morning of paralysis. He had been continuously in public service for over a quarter of a century. i A MAN OP RESOURCES. The Dentist Strained • Point to Serve • flood Customer. The dentist didn’t want to talk shop, he said, but he thought the story worth telling so he told It: "Not long ago," ho said, "a Western railroad president came to New York and one night waa Invited to dine with some of his friends here,” says the New York Trl bune. “The dinner was a par ticularly jolly affair, and when the western man reached his hotel he was In a merry mood. It was his custom to place his set of falsa teeth under the pillow every night just before going to bed, and he was cer tain he had done so on this particular evening. Nevertheless, In the morning he was unable to And them. Searching high and low In the room was of no avail, and finally he came to me for n new set. ” ’ How long will It take you to make them?’ he asked. I told him four or five days. ‘Can’t listen to anything like that,’ he replied. Til give yon triple money to make them In twenty four hours.’ You see people from Chi cago think that money laughs at every thing, even time. “All my arguing with the old fellow did no good, so I set to work on his teoth. In the meantime, however, I told my assistant to hasten around to the old man’s hotel and make a scien tific search of the room. The westerner Insisted that he had drunk no mors wine than usual at the dinner, but I was satisfied that he was deceiving himself. I had not been long at ths preliminary measurements when my assistant called me out and handed ms the teeth. He had found them in ths pillow case, where the owner had put them instead of under the pillow. “I returned the teeth and the rail- * road man was so overjoyed that he did not cancel the order, but told me to go ahead with the teeth. They might come In handy some time, he said. Ho even unbent so far as to admit that perhaps, after all, he had drunk a glass of wine too much the night before, and when I sent him my bill I received a check for double the amount, from him.” PRETTY FAIR At Btage Robl>lngt Hut No Good Ik# Boilnesa Men. "Yes, ‘Buck’ English was always my friend," remarked Judge Lawler when the Nana stage robbery and the wound* ed desperado were under dlscuBSlon,' says the Philadelphia Item. "He was a • pretty fair robber, but no business man. I remember one of his first ventures In a business way. A couple of German# were running a butcher shop In Lak# county and making money hand over fist. ‘Buck’ English and his brother Charlie purchased the business and soon the stock commenced to suffer. One day a rancher met ‘Buck1 on th# road and Inquired: " ‘Have you seen anything of that cow of mine?’ “ ‘What kind of a cow?’ " 'Red, with a white blalse and, out horn gone.’ " ‘The one Sleeper raised and sold Faught, and he sold to that carpenter at Middletown?' asked ‘Buck.’ ■' 'Yes, that's the one.’ “ ‘Say, Jim, we butchered her about a week ago. She was the fattest beef I ever saw. If I'd a known she wa# yours I wouldn't have killed her with* out lettln' you know. Good-by, Jim.' ' - "That's all Jim ever got for his cow. A few weeks later the English boy# were closgd put. They had. lost every, cent of their capital. ' 53uc'kT came tS me and sajd: 'I can’l understand this at all. Those Dutchmen bought all their stock and paid their bills when they came due and made money. Wo stole all our stock, never paid a bill, and still we lose. It's too much for me. I guess I'm no business man.' I suppose his failure in business enterprises drove him Into questionable pursuits." Horses and Earthquakes. It Is a well-known fact, says the Mas* cot, that horses can hear sounds that ar# not perceptible to human ears. For days previous to the great earthquake in th# Riviera the horses of that locality showed every symptom of fear, which continued without change of character, unless It was In the direction of greater frenzy, till the fury of the great convul* slon broke forth. Not until a few sec* onds, however, before the earth began to tremble did human beings hear the sub terranean rumblings. One writer from the scene says that In his opinion the horses knew that the quake was on tbe way from seventy-two to one hundred hours before their masters heard or felt the first Jar. SNORTS FROM SIFTINGS. Let us all boost, not knock, and pros perity Is our onion. The business of the police justice majr be said to be a fine art. The frog of a railroad track ought to be happy In flood times. The man who thinks he Is bright Is seldom Inclined to keep it dark. If you want to live long don't try to live more than one day at a time. Abuse is one of the few things a man can get without earning or deserving It. Next to a beau there Is nothing a girl Is prouder of than bossing a St. Ber nard dog. You can always please a good man by telling him he has a devilish twinkle In his eye. . When you need a friend don't pick out the man whose dog never wants to follow him. The most lonesome man In town Is the one that has made liberal loans to his acquaintances. When the coachman marries his em ployer’s daughter he Is a groom. The daughter Is foolish. A small boy acquires an early lesson In political trickery when he sees his mother gerrymander a pie. The ship of matrimony has a compan ionway, but many are the husbands and wives who never And It. Ben Potter—We had a meeting of the directors of our company last night. Mrs. Potter—What was the limit? When a man gets too worthless for anything else, he Is Just worthless enough for a sentimental woman to make a hero of and marry.—Texas Sift ings. • .- - *