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Bowen, O’Neill, secretary; Atkinson. KICK’S CATHOLIC CHURCH, s every Sabbath at 10:30 o’clock. Casaidy, l’ostor. Sabbath school y tollowing services. PDIST CHURCH. Sunday ces-preacliing lu:30 a. m. and 7:30 No. l U:3U a. m. Class No. 2 (Ep «ue) 6:30 p. m. Class No. 3 (Child >i. Jljnd-week services—General uur 1 liursday 7:30 p. m. All will ‘icome, especially strangers. K. E. HOSMAN, Pastor. HWy°. 86. The Gen. Joh i 1’“*' J?,°- 66. Department of N A- a., will meet the first and thii veiling of each month in Mason S. J. Smith, Com. K^^X^ODGE, 1.0, ets every Wednesday evening l* v lsiting brothers cordii hall, attend. N. Q. 0. L. Bright, Se -Conic‘ha1it^^1,“™d»y 'e«^ '•bus sec. ‘ j. c. Harnish, H. p i»: invited. 4htv ir . ,T* v* Golden, C. C aht\. K.of it. aud S. Ji54 K^CAMPMENT vn 'in t ocribe, Ciias. Height. Avi. n W,UWB Ua„, !!!^fLSe?reu1rJy.VlU8°!<- N‘ U- u- Okomis, Clerk fc®5IS4fSSW&,?; i 8 ^ isitiag brethern ■tiuEKAH*?’ 41> UAUUIITEKS • KH. Benedict, W. M. ^'IIT> Hec. T v _ Al v • Golden, M. W. fpZ'mn o^fMEN luontii, tr^ ^rsl a,1(i 1 A,;EU3, See.EO‘ Mcc'Mcuan, g. M ^rriVal of Mails lay'‘“MayK-,“c7u™7aTHE “y'Su^S^"' PACIs-.p •• ' tu«iU(je{rit has hitherto resented. But let two words guide you in your way through life; namely, patience and policy. The annals, written in bird-Latin, and often with spluttering quills pulled from the wings of some captive goose_ are not easily read, but we gather that while Nappy was wandering about Pa ris, roosting in trees, and scratching a living out of garbage heaps, an old tu tor of his, a parrot of venerable age, nnd a wise old fowl, met him one day„ and learning hla situation got him a poat In a flock of Gallic cocks, Burgun dian ravens, Breton geese, and Gascon drakes, together with a great number of Parisian loons, gulls, snipe, storks, sparrows and what not. It appears that a vast number of hawks and crows, many of English breed, had es tablished themselves In a place called Toulon, where they defied the utmost efforts of the French fowls to oust them. Here It was that our hero's mil itary genius first showed Itself. Now it should be known that the com mander of the forces was a certain Major-General Gander, a miserable old rascal, If the truth must be told, one sided from the loss of a wing, lame from a foot deformed by being frozen, vain and stupid withal, and convinced that the fate of the whole nation lay in his paddles. Nappy Leon, with the adventurous and unquiet disposition which went so far toward his after suc cess, and also to his Anal overthrow, being dissatisfied with the slow and fruitless tactics of Gen. Gander, one day flew Into an elm-tree which over looked the enemy’s position, and from thence devised a plan for the expulsion of the defenders of Toulon. He laid his scheme before Gander, who hesitated, quacked, hissed, nibbled at his only re maining wing, billed his unlaundered shirt-front, took a sip from the mud puddle before which he had established his quarters, pulled out and ate a very large earth worm, with a profoundly reflective aspect, and—consented. Nappy Leon proceeded at once to his quarters. Doubtless there might have been seen a haughtier carriage of his head, a more brilliant gleam of his eyes, a loftier poise of his comb, as he summoned his flock for the assault. Be this ‘as It may, he selected his storming party with great dispatch. He chose Brlenne’s “Heavies,” uniformed in yel low and black; Thlbault's “Whites,” In snowy vests and green jackets, every fowl of noble family; De Vergne's charge; and, finally, Chambord’s "Spar rows," hardy, reckless little fellows, before whose Iron bills even the “Royal Eagles” had more than once taken flight. We need not pause to describe the event. It will suffice If we say that Nappy, at the head of his gallant flock, swooped down upon the surprised and demoralized foe, and, after a short but desperate battle, drove them, pell-mell, out of their works, with terrible duck ings, squalllngs, screechings and croak ings, in a cloud of torn feathers, wings, beaks, gills, combs and top-knots. Nap py himself had a desperate, though brief, combat with Major Flemish, the commandant. Those who witnessed the struggle declared afterward that the sight of it was worthy of a poem. The further history of Nappy Leon Is one long tale of bloodshed and vic tory over his enemies. His grateful followers put him on top of the finest hen-coop, and he was declared to be the emperor fowl of the whole country. But there came a time when Nappy had to abdicate. He could do nothing else If he wished to save his life; for he knew that he must otherwise “get It," to use a bit of slang frequently in Nap py’s mouth, “where the hen got the axe”—that Is, In the neck. On a far-distant Island of the sea, he pined away the remnant of his life, nib bling his feathers, stalking around his narrow domain, feebly crowing and dreaming over again the vast dreams which erstwhile had kept the world In excitement. Peace to his feathers! He was a won derful fowl In Ills time; but his life Illus trates the great truth that, bird or man, if we fly high, we may fall low.—Adapt ed from Demorest’s Family Magazine. GREATER THAN MISSISSIPPI. i - Canadian Geologii‘» Tell of an Enormons Pre-glacial River. The largest river of any age of which there Is any evidence In the world, ac cording to a reme able geological dis covery reported to the Royal Society of Canada at Its late meeting at Ottawa, was a great pre-glacial river In north ern Canada. Dr. Robert Bell, who pro duced scientific evidence of the correct ness of his discovery, pointed out that It was generally admitted by geologists that the continent of North America Immediately before the glacial period stood at a much higher elevation than at the present time, amounting to, per haps, between two and three thousand feet. The Inevitable result of this must have been to change the river systems from what they now are, and to create In the north a gigantic river draining an area of over one-third of the entire continent of North America, and form ing a drainage basin seven times as large as that of the St. Lawrence. The central portion of the great river was In the middle of what is now Hudson Bay, as proved by the existing depres sions Of land in the north of Canada and the great depth of the centre of Hudson Bay. Its lower part dis charged through what Is now Hudson Straits into Davis Straits. It is also maintained that the upper half of the St. Lawrence basin, both In pre-glaclal times and also at a later geological pe riod, discharged Its waters northward by way of what is now Hudson Bay. It is asserted that this constituted one of the main branches of this great northern river. Other large branches were the Saskathchewan, the Nelson river, which rises west of the Rocky Mountains, the Churchill, largely aug mented by the reversal of some of the upper rivers of the Mackenzie basin, ! and great tributary streams that came down the present Churchill Inlet, Fox Channel, and Ungava Bay, any one of which must have fully equaled in size the Mississippi of our own day. The Highest Type of Hunting. In my estimation the pursuit of the mountain sheep Is the highest type of hunting our continent afTords. To “col lect” an old ram requires good lungs, good legs, good Judgment, and good shooting. In the doing of It you are bound to rise In the world, to expand mentally, morally, and physically, ard to come under the spell that nature al ways lays upon the hunter who once sets foot upon her crags and peaks. I regret the disappearance of the moun tain sheep even more than the passing of the buffalo and elk, for It Is an animal of finer mold and stronger and more Interesting character every way. It Is much more alert than the mountain goat, and therefore more difficult to shoot—so say the men who have hunt ed both.—W. T. Hornaday. BUST OP SHAKESPEARE, The Interesting History of tho Davenant Heart of tho l'ott, When Lincoln’s Inn Fields was still a rural suburb, whertf aristocratic and wealthy people lived, says the St. James Budget, there stood on the southern side, or "on the back aide of Portugal How," close by an old Inn called the Grange, a famous tennis court, together with one of those great and stately Inns of court" from which the name of that locality was obtained. Early In the year I860, or late In 1889, Sir Will iam Davenant obtained possession of the tennis court—then called Ulbson's— converted It Into a handsome and roomy theater, which a contemporary, Pcpys, said was the "the finest playhouse that ever was In England." Over Its two chief entrances recesses were made to accommodate busts, and these, appa rently, were thoBe of the manager's godfather, and his predecessor as poet laureate, Ben Jonson. At that time many of Shakespeare'B younger friends were still alive, and so were old actors who had been the poet’s fellow players, and so was Shakespeare's youngest daughter, and his granddaughter, and old playgoers who had seen the poet play. To all of these Shakespeare's bust would be attractive, and many of them doubtless often paused on their way past', Into or out of the theater to look up at It. Presently came the reign of opera In the Itallap style and come dies in the French style, and Shakes peare waB again neglected. The men who remembered the mighty poet were booming very few, the stories that were told of him were being fast forgotten, and the busts over the theaters were no longer the objects of Interest they had been. In 1668 Sir William Davenant died. Sir William had looked hls last upon the beloved bust above the thea ter door, and after hls death we grad ually hear less and leBS of Shakespeare and hls works and more of dancing and singing and coarse buffoonery. If, then, Shakespeare's plays were contemptu ously neglected, what wonder Is It to find hls personal relics equally dlsre garoeur When In 1714 the Duke's theater ceased to be a playhouse and became a barrack, the busts over the entrance remained. They were portraits of men unknown; and when (probably about that time) the entrances were bricked up, they were lost to sight al together. When the building was de serted by the military It became an auc tion-room and warehouse, and after ward, in 1737, Messrs. Copeland and Spode converyted It Into a pottery ware house. In 1S46 the old building was re moved for the erection of the College of Surgeons, and In 1848, when its last remains were also removed, the long forgotten terra cotta busts once more saw daylight. Before their real value and Importance were discovered the workmen had thrown down the bust of Jonson and utterly destroyed It. From this fate the Shakespearean bust was preserved by Mr. Clift, whose daughter afterward became the wife of the late Sir Richard Owen, to whom It was be queathed, and from whom, thanks to the kindness of his son, Rev. Mr. Owen of Richmond, and Sir William Flower, It has now become the most valuable of the many valuable Shakespearean relics In the library of the Shakespeare Memorial at Stratford-on-Avon. There we may hope Its continued existence will never again be endangered by that Ignorance and careless Indifference through which we had so narrow an escape of losing It altogether. HOW THEY FOOLED CHARLEY. Louisville Friends Flay a Practical Joke That Is Not Had, Friends of Charley Leffert, a popu lar young railroad clerk, are telling a good story at his expense, says the Louisville Commercial. They say that last Sunday night he took a young lady to church. When they entered the church a few drops of rain had fallen. Charley had no umbrella. When church was over several wags in the neigh borhood stood In front of the church door with their umbrellas raised. This gave the congregation who were about to leave the church the impression that It was raining. The people in church were afraid to venture out, although the stars were shining brightly. Of course, Charley and his girl were among those who anxiously waited for the rain to cease, but the wags hung about the door with their raised umbrellas, and no one ventured out. Then to do the proper thing Charley gave a little boy a dime and chased him to the nearest drug store to telephone for a coupe. The coupe arrived In due time and Charley pushed his way through the crowd. When he reached the pavement and looked up the stars shone bright and beautiful, but It was too late to dis miss the coupe. His ride of three squares on a beautiful night cost him $1, and now some i t the church people say Chafley was putting on style. Too Many VictnttL Are the works of the best modern lit erary artists improved by Illustration? Can an artist with his brush or pen add anything to the well developed charac terization of .our successful novelist? In other words, is it not the literary art of a master amply sufficient to portray all in his book that is charming or thrilling or pathetic or humorous? I believe that it is, and also that it is a literary crime for the average illustra tion to inject into the pages of a great work of fiction, of whose creative forces he can know no more than the reader. Some of this sort of illustration is amazingly clever, but most of it is Just the opposite. To distinguish the picto rial opportunity in a mook manuschipt is a work requiring rare distinction, and too many of our Illustrators,' with the approval of the publishers, take their cue for a picture from such inadequate and puerile suggestion as that conveyed in the familiar climax of love stories: “And she fell on his breast and wept tears of unutterable joy."—Sidney Fair field, in Lipplncott’s. He Content. There was a boy who only wanted a marble. When he had the marble he only wanted a top; when he had a top he only wanted a kite; and when he had a marble, top and kite he was not happy. There was a man who only wanted money; when he had money he only wanted a house; when he had a house he only wanted land; when he had land he only wanted a coach; and when he had money, house, land and coach, he wanted more than ever. Be content with little, for much will have more all the world over. her tooth extracted. Aching Molar Taken from the Month ot an Elephant. To pull an elephant’s tooth la about the biggest professional tnsk a voter* lnary was ever called upon to under* take. The operation wus performed a lew months ago at Peru, Ind., the win ter quarters of the great Wallace shows. Jeannette, one. of the favorites in the herd exhibited with this aggre gation, showed signs of distress. She bad acute attacks of Indigestion and would frequently whinny ns If suffering greatly. She did not relish her food. She became very affectionate toward her keeper and seemed to be begging him to do something for her relief. Ur. ITpshall, a member of the Detroit Col lege of Veterinary Surgery, was tele graphed for. He found Jeannette had an ulcerated tooth, which was aching terribly. The afflicted one waB a grinder of hugh dimensions, and It hurt just In proportion as It was big. The ulcer on the root, when out, proved to be as big as a hen's egg. Jeannette's measure* ment was taken from her tall to her neck. Just that distance from a corner In a brick building with a fourteen-inch wall, was erected, with massive oak timbers, a sort of stock, with an adjust able top piece. She was backed Into the corner and her head put through the timbers, which was then closed on her neck. The walls of the building held her body and she would have to pull her head off to get away from the tim bers. Dr. Upshall produced a pair of foroeps that would make a black smith's tongs look like small plyera. He mounted the scaffold btillt In front and secured Jeanette’s trunk back over her body with strong straps. Then he passed a strap Iron through her month and fastened her Jaw firmly. All was ready. He gripped the great forceps Into the tooth and with a ratchet de vice on the handles he screwed them as tight as possible. Three other strong men mounted the frame work with him. At a signal all began to pull. Jeannette groaned and tried to break away. At first It was a long, steady pull, but the tooth was there to stay. The doctor Instructed his assistants to let up and they would try other tactics. He direct ed them to give It short, sudden jerks in unison. They did so, and at each "helgho" that molar was given an ar gument that caused Jeannette to let forth a terrible groan. Once, twice, three times they . Jerked—and then! Well, two of the men were picking themselves up oft the floor and one was clinging to the timbers. Dr. Upshall stood on the scaffold smiling. In his hand were the forceps and In the for ceps was the troublesome grinder. Jean nette had quit bucking, and with her big tongue was exploring her capacious mouth to ascertain where all that bric a-brac had come out of her face. It was some time before she Indulged In such rare delicacies as dried thistles, but she is all right now and traveling with the Wallace Bhows.—Ex. AS GOOD AS MUNCHAUSEN. This Family Drank Water From an Iron Impregnated Spring* A remarkable story comes from the upper "^aklma country, Washington. Two years ago Peter Stromshadt locat ed on a piece of land near what Is now known as Borax Springs, his family consisting of his wife and two children. A few days after his settlement Strom shadt discovered a spring close to the shack he had built, the water of which was strongly Impregnated with Iron, but not unpalatable. Stromshadt dug and deepened the spring, and since July, 1893, the family has used the wa ter for all domestic purposes. One night recently a heavy electric storm passed over the cascades, accompanied by viv id displays of lightning. The follow ing day Mrs. Stromshadt, while kind ling a fire In the stove, found It almost Impossible to separate the stove lifter from her hand. Her husband, hearing her scream, ran to her assistance, when, to his surprise, he found that he, too, experle-’"ed great difficulty In detach ing any article of iron with which his hands came In contact. Breakfast was Anally prepared and the family sat down to the meal. The children, girls of 5 and 7 years respectively, drank their milk from tin cups, and upon raising their cups to their mouths found themselves unable to detach the cups from their lips. Stromshadt, who is an Intelligent Immigrant from Swe den, was nonplused, and while unable to account for the wonderful occur rence, nevertheless laughed at his wife’s exclamations that the family was be witched. In a letter to a friend he says that the small bed In which the children sleep Is upon roller casters. At night when the children are put to sleep the head of the bed is a little to the cast. Invariably in the morning the bed Is pointing north and south. A member of the Portland, Ore., Academy of Sci ence, to whom the circumstances were related, says that the Stromshadt fam ily has become saturated with iron, which was rendered magnetic by the passage of electricity from the clouds to the earth during the recent electric storm. Stromshadt himself takes the matter philosophically, and aside from the Inconvenience of having his head decorated with & fringe of knives, forks and teaspoons, which are attached to him. Is inclined to regard the occur rence lightly. The Sybarite*. In the south of Italy there was once {i flourishing Greek colony calley Sy barls. The town was well situated for commerce, the surrounding country was very fertile, the climate was the finest In the world, and for some cen turies the Sybarites were Industrious and enterprising, carrying on a profit able trade with other countries and heaping up Immense wealth. But too much good fortune finally proved their ruin. .Little by little they lost their habits of labor and thrift, and instead gave themselves up to pleasure. Fin ally leaving all kinds of necessary work to their slaves, they laid aside the cares of life, and spent their days in eating and drinking, in dancingsand in listening to fine music, or tn attending the circus and watching the feats of ac robats or performing animals. MANHOOD guaranteed to cure a.t n« Power, Headache, Wake ne»H,all drains ami 1ohh< by overexertion, youth! iimntA, which lead to Inti vest oockot. O l per box five a written iruurn liruKKlAtA. Ai*k for it, tal In plain wrapper. AiUlret fnvsnlalnlVNnill Koli In Right Arm Paralyzed! Saved from St. Vitus Dance. . "Our daughter, Illancho, now flf-' toon years of ago, had been terribly' afflicted with nervousness, and baa lost the entire use of her right arm. Wo feared St. Vitus dunce, and tried the best physicians, with no benefit. Sho has taken threo bottles of Dr. Miles’ Nervine and has gained 31 pounds. Her norvousness and symp-! toms of St. Vitus dance are entirely gone, sho attends school regularly.! and has recovered complete use ofi her arm, her appetite is splendid." j UBS. B. B. BULLOCK, Brighton, M. Y. <| Dr. Miles’ Nervine Cures. Dr. Miles* Norvlnn Is sold on i positive gnarantoe that tho Unit bottle will bonellt. All druggist, soil It ut $1,4 bottles for IS, or It will bo sent, prepaid, on recnlpt of price by tho Dr. Milos Medical Co., Elkhart, lud. 1' .JNKMUBk %. * For Bal. by all Druggists. READ. THE TRIBUNE For Telegraph, Local, , 2' General, State and Foreign News. Market complete -THE SIOUX CITY DAILY TRIBUNE Per Year. 50 Centa Per Month. QUICKEST AND BEST MAIL SERVICE Address: THE TRIBUNE. Hub. Dept. Hloux City, Iowa. F. E.&M.V.andS.C.&P RAILROADS. TRAINS DEPARTi 9:20 A. M 10:80 A. X 2:10 P. K. 2:10 p. x 9:27 P. X 2:10 P. x. W- J. 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