;IAL DIRECTORY IT ATS. Silas Holcomb '....K. E. Moore J. A. Piper - ” ,ler J. 8. Bartley Eugene Moore , ..A.S. Churchill L'mtinira' ..C. H. Bussell ^iietlon*H. K.Corbett ■STATE university. h in-oln; Leavitt Burnham, 11 iiieu, Kearney; M. J. Hull, hllESSIONAL. | K. Manderson, of Omaha; [Madison- . First District, J. B Strode fco er; Third. Qeo. O. Mlkel f.Y,liner; Fifth, W. E. Aud kf. Kern. JUDICIARY. l .Samuel Maxwell L I udge Post and T. L. Norval rrPlKSSffM V. ... J. J. King of O’Neill I ‘.'. A. L. Bartow of Ohadron " A. L. Warrlok. of O Neill yZ> OFFICES. O'NXIXJ .John A. Harmon. .Elmer Williams. COUNTY. Geo McCutcheon 111 rict Court-... .John 8k Irving .O. M. Collins .I. P. Mullen Sam Howard ..BUI Bethea Mike McCarthy .Cbas Hamilton ...Chas O’Neill W. H. Jackson Mrs. W. It. Jackson Dr. Trueblood ,.M. F. Norton H. B. Murphy IPERViaOBS. ..Frank Moore .Wilson Brodle .W. F. Elsele .George Eckley .L. B. Maben '.A. 8. Eby .A. C. Purnell ...D. G. Holl .John Dlckau .H. B. Kelly ..H. J. Hayes .R. Slaymaker .R. H. Murray ,.8. L. Conger .John Houge ...Wm. Lell .E. J. Mack ’.George Kennedy ....John Alts ...James Gregg ,F. W. Phillips .A. Oberle .Hugh O'Neill n n n D. C. Blond In John Wertz . H. C. Wine T. B. Doolittle J. B. Donohoe G. H. Phelps J. E. While A. C.Mohr fr OF & NEILL. f E. J. Mack; Justices, B. H. 8. M. Wagors; Constables, Ed. Perkins Brooks. ICILMEN—FIRST WARD. trs.-John McBride. For one Yarman. SECOND WARD. rs-JakePfund. For one year THIRD WARD. i—Elmer Merriman. For one agers. city officers. . Dicklbn; Clerk, N. Martin; ohn McHugh; City Engineer y; Pol tee Judge, N. Martin; Ueo, Charlie Hall; Attorney, t; Weighmaster, Joe Miller. TTAN TOWNSUIP. John Winn: Trearurer, John , 1). II. Cronin; Assessor, Mose istices, M. Costello and Chas. Rices, Perkins Brooks and Will A overseer dist. 28, Allen Brown in Enright ’ HE LIEF C0MNI8SI0N. >ettng first Monday In Febru sar, and at auoh other times bb esaary. ltobt. Gallagher, Page, in. llowen, O’Neill, secretary; ttklnson. CK’9 CATHOLIC CHURCH, every Sabbath at 10:30 o'clock. ‘Bsidy, Poster. Sabbath school showing services. 1ST CHURCH. Sunday i-Preaclilng 10:30 A. m. and 7:30 o. 1 U:30 a. m. Class No. 2 (Ep: e)p. M. Class No. 3 (Chlld Mlnd-week services—General UK Thursday 7:30 P.M. All will ome, especially strangers. K. E. HOSMAN, Pastor. OST, NO. 86. The Gen. John "ft. Mo- SO, Department of Ne ll.. will meet the first and third ulng ol each month in Masonle S. J. Smith, Com. N VALLEY LODGE, I. O. O. 0. L. Bbioht, Sec. bekah^V* daughters «* monih'M.S’STJ: »«. M wnicahallthlr^‘“”d^ w Seo. J. c. Hahnish, H. P -helmet lodge, tr. d. &wl’e7 ^on,d®y at 8 o olook p. lied? 8 Vl8l«u8 brethera Chas. Davis, C. C, AU.Ar.HEit. K. of K. and 8. encampment no an ¥ Baohet8evorE second and'fourth lMh mo“tB in Odd Fellow.- H?U. Scribe, H. M. Uttley. IjJivAH, meets every 1st and : month in Odd FeiJows’ Hall, a“ams.^LV‘,U0HT'N-G — * JLij: Benedict. W. m. J1ybe SI U l>- U. Cronin, Clerk Ufth Tuu^dav1 'V}' „ M?ets secon ‘•tall. Utty of each month 1 t. Bee. T. V. Golden, m. W. iS^te^OHKMEN O e,ll> tenth' Brsl and thli iec.E°- McC«chan,G.M. 0St°eeicedircbtorv Arr>»ml0fM»u, iSsSST.*" "A<« - Vraw .. .. | Sund£2“T"EWEST. "" " * included at.. Heaves's.^““T bine. saves9;();'*,a-M. Arrive, 8-n eN?r,day rrlves *«•> k,nday, Wm"* CH*t.8*a “^ay.T^-and Friday te.-nPADW;vt"1:WJ nfcedav S^-and FrS ,o'iftlu ““u B*t. at &:?Sa5^ ‘ ^sssgss&i "J ^•aad Ertdayat!"lJ|B ••7:00 *fe; d i£i > a fid 5 E O fid £ 8' t AMERICAN RECKLESSNESS. A Frenchman B»y* We Are All Rich— Who Know* Dentists. A Frenchman who has been travel ing in this country says that what struck him most in the United States was the American habit of filling the teeth with gold. About $500,000 worth of gold is thus used every year, he sftys, all of which, of course, is buried. So he figures that at the end of three centuries the cemeteries of America will contain gold to the value of $150, 000,000. “I am afraid,” he adds, ‘‘that this will prove too tempting to the practical mind of the future American, and we shall see the day when companies will be organized to mine the cemeteries and recover the gold secreted in the jaws of dead ancestors.” The writer then goes on and figures up the average amount of gold in the teeth of each dead person. He has evidently been consulting the record of vital statistics, for he says that 875,000 people died in the United States in 1889. This would bring the value of gold in each dead person’s teeth to an average of about sixty five and three-fourth cents, and he thinks that in well crowded ceme teries the mining of this gold could be carried on profitably despite the small average value. CAN’T BUY THE BARQAINS. Saleswomen Mot Allowed to Take Ad vantage of Bargain Sales. I asked a young saleswoman who served me in a large shop the other day whether the employes of the es tablishment were allowed to take ad vantage of the “bargain sales” in buying goods. “I can’t speak for any other places,” was her reply, “but I know that we’re not _ ‘‘Why, what chance would the pub lic have satter we'd had a whack at the counter? “There are over 600 women and girls employed here, and the cream of the bargains would be gone before the customers had fought their way through the front door. “Of course, if we’re smart we can send people here to buy for us. “One girl did this some time ago, but her friend got lost in the shuffle and couldn’t crowd her way to the counter. “So Mary Ann—she worked next to me—got so wild that she gathered up the things that she wanted and waved ’em at the woman as much as to say: 'Come on, why don’t you?’ “But the floorwalker saw the whole business, and it was ‘good-by, Mary Ann.’” THE OLD LOQ SHANTY. *■ iub tenement in the Coal Region* One charm of the anthracite coal re gion of Pennsylvania has almost dis appeared, and that is the oomfortable and even picturesque log shanty of the Irish miner. The best of these were well chinked from the weather, and within their flattened logs were whitewashed and spotless. The floor was scrubbed until it was nearly as white as the walls. On one side was a great fireplace, with a large grate piled high with perhaps 100 pounds of glowing anthracite. Wrinkled old Irish women, in the whitest of starched caps, sat in front of the grate knitting stout blue woolen stockings. To the tiny breaker boys coming home on winter nights after a hard day’s work these shan ties, with their cheerful fires, were welcome resting places, where they might stand in front of the fire unrebuked while black streams ran from their grimy boots over the shining floor. The shanties have given place to formal tenements, and the Irish miners are retreating before thousands of even poorer la borers from continental Europe. Fen and Ink Unfashionable. A new fashion that is just begin ning to grow in vogue is that of writ ing letters in pencil rather than with pen and ink, and when once it is fairly established it is doubtful 1 whether anything but legal docu ments and business papers that must be preserved will ever be prepared in the old style.. Letters are generally shorter nowadays than they formerly I were; are more hastily written, more frequent and seldom worth keeping for any length of time. They are not the elaborate efforts of bygone days that were often cherished for their intrinsic worth. The pencil, which is far more convenient than the pen, is j taking its place in the great mass'of I casual correspondence. LAZIEST MAN ON RECORD. ■I* rad AppwruH Atoms* Carloaity rad CmaMt The stranger, a Mr. Burr, produced a quiet sensation by arousing every* body's curiosity. He came to the hotel attended by an Arab servant, who spoke only three words of Eng lish. Tho newcomer had ample means, evidently, and loved his ease. He had no acquaintances in the hotel and made none. He drove about consid erably and lolled in the reading-room or In the vestibule in an easy chair carried by his servant. He said very little, ate in his room, smoked occa sionally in public, the servant always attending and attentive to his wants. Ho seldom used his legs, and never used his arms at all, carrying them both in a sling. This was the point over which the fancy of the observers exercised itself. They couldn’t understand it. Nobody, of course, liked to speak about it to the man himself, and the servant might as well havo been dumb, as he spoke only Arabic. There was never a more completely mystified set. The man was burned brown, perhaps by oriental suns; he was well and carefully dressed, was never in any hurry.novor surprised,never irritated, but always comfortably self-posed, at peace with all the world, and as placid as still waters that run deep. Everybody was certain that there was something beyond this—some ro mance or notable intrigue or some mystery more subtile than either; perhaps a crime of a rare Eastern order,tin which love and sharp blades and poison took park It was beyond all question that he had not come out of the affair as he had entered, as both arms in a sling bore witness. Some held to the notion that he had been1 hanged and revivified, arriving at this conclusion by observing his habit of always resting his head on the back of his chair; some suggested Spanish witchcraft, others India hyp notism, but tho vast majority could not agree on anything in particular, and consequently drifted in their opin ions from time to time. Colonel O-, well known every where, entered ithe hotel one day, nodded to the stranger, sat down be side him, and conversed quietly for an hour in French. Nearly everybody, of course, knows French, but it so happened that nobody near by could catch a word of the conversation, be cause the two talked scarcely above a whisper. The stranger paid his account and left next day, and in the evening when Colonel O-called again and asked for Mr. Burr he seemed not in cAio icoou ompiacu mi mo lriuuu tus appearance. ••Pardon me, colonel, but he’s a singular man," somebody remarked. . ■•Rather,” replied the colonel. “A great traveler, I presume?” “No; he comes over from England once a year. ” “Know him a long while P” “AH my life.” “He's had quite an adventurous ca reer?” “I shouldn’t think so.” “Well, he certainly produced a sen sation here.” “Why, prayP” “Oh, I mean he interested us allP” “That’s the case everywhere.” “Indeed! But he hardly ever spoke.” ••That’s his way.” “We all concluded that there must have been a curious accident-” “He never had a mishap in his life.” “But the arms, eolonel?” “Oh, I forgot I am soused to see ing him I forgot how the thing im presses others.” “What thing?” “I mean the way ho carries his arms.” “That’s the very point, colonel." “Oh, I see! Why, my friend sim ply carries his arms in a sling be cause he’s too lazy to carry them in any other way.” A Dowry on Approval A curious custom prevails among Roumanian peasants. When a Rou manian girl is of a marriageable age all her trousseau (which has been care fully woven, spun and embroidered by her mother and herself) is placed in a painted wooden box. When a young man thinks of asking her to be al lowed to pay his attentions to the girl he is at liberty first to open the box, which is always placed conveniently near, and examine the trousseau. If the suitor is satisfied with the quan tity and quality of the dowry he makes a formal application for the girl’s hand, but if, on the contrary, the trousseau does not please him, he is quite at liberty to retire.—London Woman. One Way to <>et Revenge. “If I were only a judge!” exclaimed the young man, as he picked himself up at the foot of the front door steps, and looked up at the closing door, clenching his fists and gritting his teeth ferociously. “And what would you do. if you were one?” asked a sympathetic passer-by, stopping to help him brush off the dust. "Fine that confounded old fellow $50 for contempt of court!” the young man answered, viciously. And then he straightened the chrysanthe mum in his buttonhole and sadly walked away.—Somerville Journal. Ail Claimed. Indignant Customer—That One Min ute Toothache Cure you sold me is & fraud, do you hear? It took it almost half an hour for it to act. Druggist—How long did it ease your tooth? Indignant Customer—About a min ute. Druggist—Yes; that’s the one min ute part of it. *A Boantlfol Harvest. Spend a penny, gain a pound. Is the watchword all around. What you spend In advertising Will come back In sums surprising. ' Printer's Ink, li' . . ■< . . ' 1 ’. '' ' ' 'iV* . PRIOR NEVER FORSOOK HIM. *•**•» or • Thief That Ro BU to Bo Tried Without • Soarf Flo In on Eastern state . there has been a series of barn burnings, whloh bad destroyed thousands of dollars' worth of property. In some eases residences and stores had caught fire, and there was no end to the damage. Fine horses and vehicles, hay, grain of every sort, and the odds and ends of property whloh is generally stored in barns till went The citizens of tho little village were greatly Incensed and left no means untried to catch the offender. Finally, during the thirteenth Are, the guilty man and his oonfoderate wero caught. Popu lar indignation ran so high that had the crime occurred In Kentucky, tho men wonld have been lynched. But they were thrown into jail to await trial. The day before the trial a prominent man called upon the chiof offender's wife and found her orylng bitterly. He looked about in vain for some means of comforting her, but could only pat her on the shoulder ai|d say: “There, Mra S—, don’t take on so. Maybe they’ll dear him," though down in his heart he hoped they wouldn’t. But she only wailed louder. “Oh, it isn’t that. But to think Urn’s to be tried to-morrow before a big crowd of people and he hasn't got any stickpin for his necktie. He is awful proud, Jim is, and when he was arrested he told me to get him a stickpin if I could, but I haven't been able to save a cent. Oh, it’s awful to be so poor.” And the kind-hearted man actually took out a dollar and told her if she could find a stickpin at that price to get it for Jim to-wear at court and save the family pride. QUITE TRUE. Rut Then It Dm an Unfortunate Re mark of Hie. In an amateur theatrical society there came a crisis. There was to be i performance on Monday, and on Saturday, after what had been in tended for the last rehearsal, it was plainly and painfully and awfully evident that another rehearsal was needed. The matter was talked over *s only matters of such grave, of such stupendous importance can be talked over. There was an element which in the desperate circum stances came out boldly for a Sunday rehearsal, and opposed to this were those who firmly declared that rather than have a Sunday rehearsal they in nil 1H nrafer tn ana ftin omsianw otv. ciety disappear in the most profound oblivion. The Sunday rehearsal faction had as its advocate a woman who pre sented her argument with vigor and* eloquence, but she could not sbake the rock on which stood the leaders Df the opposition, two venerable maid ens, who with numerous biblical quo tations fortified their position regard ing the observance of Sunday. “But,” cried the woman who was resolved to be Napoleonic in the emergency, “did not our Lord say that the Sabbath was made for men, not men for the Sabbath?” Then there was a pause. The maidens gazed at each other. Each felt that this was the time when the lay must be saved. One of them opened her lips to speak, and the other heaved a great sigh of relief. “That is true,” said she who re plied, “but that was a very unfortun ite remark of His.” Slssa. “Oh, that’s about a size too small for you,” said the salesman in a cloth ing establishment, as he critically surveyed a coat into which he had assisted a patron. “Yes, it is a bit boo small,” asserted the other, taking off the garment, “but, tell me just how much is a size.” “In a coat,” inch.’ “Is that so,” exclaimed the customer. He had been living' nearly 32 years, was fairly intelligent, but never knew the fact. And there are thousands like him, who also do not know, for instance, that a size in underwear is two inches; in a sock, an inch; in a collar, half an inch; in Bhoes, one-sixth of an inch; in trous ers, one inch; in gloves, a quarter of an inch, and in hats, one-eighth. 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