:1;,CiAL directory STATIC. i rntT. ■ Silas Holcomb T. J.Mtijor8 "" ,|.C. Allen j! S. Bartley Lujjtmo Moore 1,uVm.^rgo..umfchj|T 'IrvTK'i-NlVKIWITy. * .... Leavitt ILirnhara, f- I-'Ml iima- K. I*. Holmes, l M. cti. -A' ’ Vney; M. J. Hull, Mdilawu* Kcarurjrt , \,,UKSS!OSTAL. )■ Mnmlerson, of Omaha; ^“wml'llryan. LWfLOj Wm. McKelghan, Bed JilHClAliY. ..Samuel Maxwell I mice l’ost ami T. L.Norval .1. .1. King of U Neill Harlow ofOhadron "a. L. Warrick, of O Nelli J SI) OFFICES. O'NEILL. John A. Harmon. "" .Elmer Williams. COl'ETY. Geo McCutcheon .triciVourtV. • • 'John Sklrvlng ..O. M. Collins .I. F. Mullen ..Sam Howard ..".Bill Bethea V. ..Mike McCarthy ....Chas Hamilton . .. .Chas O'Neill . ..W. K. Jackson ..Mrs. W. B. Jackson ...Dr. Trueblood . ,M.F. Norton H. E. Murphy CPER VISORS. .Frank Moore ... W ilson Brodle .W. F. Elsele . .George Eckley .L. B. Maben .A. S. Eby ...A. C. Purnell . .D. G. Boll .John Dlckau .H. B. Kelly .It. J. Hayes _It. Slay maker .It. H. Murray .S. L. Conger .lohn Hotlge .Wm. Lell .E. J. Mack .". ..George Kennedy .John Alls .lames Gregg .F. W. Phillips . .A. Oberle .. ...Hugh O'Neill .[). C. Blond In ..John Wertz ..II. O. Wine .T. E. Doolittle .J. B. Donohue .G.H.Flielps ..J. E. While .A. C.Mohr nr OF O'NEILL. , K ,i. Mack; Justices, E. H. IS.M. Wagers; Constables, Ed. Perkins Brooks. rSCILMRN—FIRST WARD. ears.—.)aha McBride. For one >e Yunnan. SECOND WARD. »ara-Jake Pfund. For one year THIRD WARD. ars-Elmer Mcrriman. For one Waners. CITY OFFICERS. K. Dickson; Clerk, N. Martin; .loiin McHugh; City Engineer ky; Police Judge, N. Martin; olice, Charlie Hall; Attorney, itt; Weigh mas ter, Joe Miller. ATT AN TOWNSHIP. r, John Winn; Trearurer, John k. 1). II. Cronin; Assessor, Mose Justices, M. Costello and Chas. uMices, Perkins Brooks and Will •ad overseer dist. Allen Brown ohu Enright. >" relief comnission. noting first Monday in Febru yeur, and at such other times as tcessary. ltobt. Gallagher, Page, Bowen, O’Neill, secretary; Atkinson. 1U K’s CATHOLIC CHURCH. I I'very Sabbath at 10:30 o’clock, tjssuiy, Pastor. Sabbath school following, services. CIIUItCH. Sunday “-Preaching 10:30 A. M.and 7:30 -No. 1 U::tu a. m. Class No. 2 (Ep Class No. 3 (Child » Jli'Kl-week services—General "5 u‘“railay 7:30 p. u. All will kune, especially strangers. K. E. liUSMAN, Pastor. S*V*0.8?. The Gen. John « l’m m’ department of Ne renme rmeetuth0 ttr8t and third ■;n*r el each month in Masonlo S. J. Smith, Com. dODGE, I. O. O i injf viavUdn.Pslll*y evening it ' wiling brothers cordially ' N'lj' C. L. BRIGHT, SOC. of eJrt b stc- J. C. Harnish, H. p riled. aa * ' Siting brethern r!=™Um?rvMENT 30.1. ionth fn ooTi ?,nd lour«> r ° * Scr i bu^u. yt Uttlev 11 ' fedHNSeet18’,.v,^U, lnUuded at pach„„ t 9;iS(j SS555 ^ ‘ ‘■■M. aI’j'os »:«7 Arpiv-s -*;« iSF. P’-fdhv u> AN t> CIIP.lsp . ■-5ock W^'izv ^-arid Fr io • fessssst* f t,., and Sat. aj' \ ^•*“6 Friday a*1- !: Awarded - World’s Fair, MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder. Fra* from Ammonia, Alum or any other adulterant, 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. Sniffles Handed the Parson a Clear and Then There If as 1 rouble. The clerks in the office were always on the alert to play some joke on Sniffles, the junior bookkeeper, and the strangest part of it was that they always managed to catch him un awares. The other day the clerks loaded a tempting-looking cigar with an ap parently harmless explosive. It was graciously offered to Sniffles, who ac cepted it with -profuse thanks, saying he would smoke it after dinner that evening. It so happened that that very even ing Sniffles’ wife, who is a very relig- * ious woman, had invited the minister to dinner. The minister loved good cigars, and Sniffles, knowing this, proudly asked him to have a cigar and unselfishly and innocently handed him the one which ho had received that afternoon from the clerks in the office. Suddenly there was a report, the minister fairly howled with terror, and the air was filled with smoke. Sniffles and his wife were surprised and shocked beyond expression. “Heavens!” muttered Sniffles, “that’s the work of those d’—n clerks again." The minister’s face was red with rage. Half of his beautiful side whiskers had been singed and he looked a sight. He gave one terrible glance at Sniffles, then took his hat and departed. - / That night there was war in Sniffles’ house. His wife recused him of having loaded the cigar on purpose in order to drive the minister away.' All his explanations were in vain, ancL now Sniffles and his wife have ceased to speak. The * clerks are still wondering whether Sniffles smoked that cigar, but he is so silent about the matter that they can’t get anything out of him. A WOMAN’S INGRATITUDE. Hat the Young Han Will Never Again Stop Her Runaway Horae. The depths of human ingratitude have not yet been fathomed. Such, at least is the opinion of a young man who exerted himself far beyond his usual wont a few weeks since m an effort to confer a favor upon some un known individual, and who reaped, as the fruit of his labors, only fault finding and personal loss. A valua ble team of horses had run away and the young man referred to found them at a late hour stiffening with the cold and dragging the remains of a handsome harness. He tied the horses near by and was going to notify the policeman on the beat, when the horses broke loose and would have started down into the railroad tracks in the vicinity had he not stopped them. He took them to his home, a distance of over a mile, and stabled them for the night, and the next day paid for an ‘ ‘ad” in the want columns of the local paper in order to find their owner. What was his chagrin when he learned that the owner of the team h ad secured pos session of her property through the aid of the police department, to whom she had said some very uncomplimen tary things about the officious party who had taken possession of her nags. Injury was added to insult when he went to the lady’s house to reimburse himself for the expense of the adver tising, for he was informed by the owner that she was under no obliga tions to him, as her horses had not been properly cared for and had been without their breakfast. the office boy. He Didn’t Do Much Now, But He Would Have no Imitator. The office boy sat on a high stool swinging his feet and jabbing a pen in a blotting pad, while a .visitor, to see his employer, sat over by the window waiting for him. "I presume,” he said very kindly, noticing the boy’s languid condition, “that you have a great deal of work to do?” “Not when the boss is out,” con fessed the boy frankly. “Urn! You get well paid for it, I presume?” “I don’t git as much as I want.” “Nobody gets as much as he wants,” remarked the visitor philosophically. “I’d like to be nobody awhile,” grinned the boy. “Oh, well,” laughed the visitor, “you will have to wait till you be come a man, ihen you can have an of fice boy of your own and pay him w fiat fie thinks he ought to have for his valuable services.” “Can I?” he responded emphatical ly. “Well, I guess not. You bet I m not goin’ to bankrupt my busi ness, I ain’t”—but the boss came in that moment, and just what import ant communication the office boy was going to present.to the visitor was lost in the rush of him off of the stool. D o«e. “You can always tell an American girl on the other side,” said a man who is just back from Paris, the other day, “by her nose. It’s frequently a very pretty nose, by the way, but there’s always something distinctive ly American about it The American girl may dress better than the Parisienne and may walk better than a Viennese, but no matter when you see her you can instantly tell her nationality by her nose.” Ill* View. The girl folded her arms across her heaving bosom. “Get thee behind me, Satan,” she commanded. The prince of evil hesitated, moaned and complied. "That hat,” he faltered, “aadjthose sleeves. Oh. dear.” PAVINQ BILLS. Amarloan Cutomin a Orest Aid lo English Delinquents. “I do not know what we would do without our American customers,” re marked one of the principals of a well known English dressmaking es tablishment to a New York purchaser, “for they always settle their ac counts.” “Hut how do your English ladies manage not to pay -their bills?” cx cluimod the latter. “Oh, they pay a littlo on account now and then, and let the rest go; and sometimes they come into money and settle, “llesides," she continue I, “it would ruin our custom if we refuse 1 to take an order from Lady This or Lady That because of a long out standing account; all her sot would resent it, anil they all know it and take advantage of our position. It is our outside custom that saves us.” un returning to me Hotel Mrs. I’, repeated this little conversation to her husband, who at onco jnmped to a conclusion. “The long and short of it, Jlaria,” he said, "is that you ‘American women’ really pay for the dresses of the Impecunious English women of fashion. 1 hope you enjoy it” The good old American oustom of paying bills promptly is, like many another habit of a simpler society, becoming more and more rare among our fashionable women, as the re cently overheard conversation of a group of * 'smart" young matrons will illustrate. “I always make a full list of my bills,” said ono young woman, com placently, “and then I feel so virtu ous that I never pay them.” “Mine are kept on a dark shelf in my closet,” laughed number two. “I have a long tiling point thore, on which 1 stick them all, and whenever I stick one on I feel so systematic and business-like that my conscience is quite satisfied.” "I put all mine in the fire for the first year 1 was married,” said a third. “I made up my mind that I would never worry my husband about any thing, and that is how 1 managed, ” she concluded triumphantly. PUSSY FOND OF SWIMMING, A Philadelphia Cat That Is an Expert at retelling Fish. There is in the Philadelphia Zoo a little house,' near that occupied by the reptiles, which is one of the most interesting and yet last frequented, probably, of the buildings. One of the curious animals in it is a cat. It doesn't seem to be a particularly wonderful ent, but it is. Perhaps no animal is as much afraid of water as a feline, unless it is a schoolboy. Yet this cat in the Zoo delights in water. It can swim like a dog and dive like a professional diver. If in its wild state while it went swimming along a stream it spied a fish darting along underneath it, splash the cat. would go head first after the fleeing fish and then soon emerge with it in its mouth. Then it would swim to the bank, climb up a tree and make a cold lunch of the fish. This cat rejoices in the name of Felix. It lives on fish, principally, although it has degenerated to such an extent that it will eat other things. Felix has a yearning for rain. One day there was a leak in the roof over the cage next to his and the rain came dropping down on his fellow captive’s back. This animal howled, because it objected to being in a perpetual shower bath, and Felix was mad be cause he thought he was being un justly discriminated against. He hurled himself against the bars of his neighbor's cage and called for blood. The other occupants of the building were surprised. They took sides with one or the other and joined in the howls of protest. The keepers did not know what was the matter at first. Finally they saw Felix trying to get his tail wet in his neighbor's cage, and then they comprehended. Hut instead of chang ing the cage so that both would be satisfied they stopped up the leak. IIop lilnn nf Art. She wandered about the young ar tist’s studio exclaiming' and admiring in the approved style. “IIow lovely,” she remarked, “to go through life always seeing and searching for the beautiful!” “Yes,” agreed the young artist, looking longingly toward his pipe. “You paint marine pictures, don't you?” she went on, looking at the walls. “Yes,” answered the young artist, "or, I try to.” “Are they er-oil or water color?” she con tinued. “Mainly oils,” replied the long-suffering youth. “Isn't that funny?” she said. “Do you know I thought pictures of water were al ways done in water colors?” And the young artist fell back among the cushions of his divan. Takes Alter Mamma. Miss Sylvia Green has a fid which is hers by inheritance. It is for money. Hut, unlike her mother, Mrs. Iletty Green, it is not for the making of money, but for saving it. 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