OFFICIAL DIRECTORY STATS. .. .Silas Holcomb ... ..T. J- Majors 1,-ut Governor. ... .J. C. Allon |rv of State. J. 8. Bartley Fri usurer. .George H. Hastings ' ,• General. .Eugene Moore i ill'tor • i mi*- ana BuS"8^AHrfij vkVt-STATS ilNIVERSiTY. kSTaSStIM.J. Hull. CONGRESSIONAL. (-,lflS 1\ MiUlderson, of Omaha; fUlen. of' Madison. [Allen, of M*lMm,1'Brynn. Llnooln; O. b»r.;^-Uow“vmrS‘cKeltrhan.fa«l JUDICIARY. . . ..Samuel Maxwell tustlce-.. ji0,t Bnd T. L.Norval rKENTHJWAL^™ J . .. J. J. King of O Neill per.. t Bartow of Ohadron [ .L. Warrick. of O’Neill land offices. 0’mn.L. John A. Harmon. ..Elmer Williams. COUNTY. .Geo McCutcheon [ f the District Court- • • •OoUln5 fit Schools... .. key ,,..1. P. Mullen .Sam Howard ...Bill Bethea .Mike McCarthy ..Cbas Hamilton .Chas O'Neill ...Vt. K. Jackson Mrs. W. E. Jackson .J)r. Trueblood .M. F. Norton .H. E. Murphy SUPERVISORS. .Frank Moore , Wilson Brodie .. W. F. Elsele . George Eckley . .L. B. Maben ..A. S. Eby . .A. C. Purnell .. D. G. Boll . John Dlckau I1*. H. B. Kelly .. K. J. Hayes ',llley. .E. H. Murray .8. L. Conger .John Hoage irk. Tulls fc’reek... . ffm. Lell .E. J. Mack George Kennedy ....John Alfa James Gregg .. 7...F. W. Phillips A. Oberle .Hugh O’Neill .D. C. Blondln John Wertz . H. O. Wine T, E. Doolittle J. B. Donohoe rl, .G. H. Phelps .a. c. Mohr ■.'reek . CI1Y OF a NEILL. trvlsor. E. J. Mack; Justloes, E. H. ■let and 8. M. Wagers; Constables, Ed. Ide and Perkin9 Brooks. ■ COUNCILMEN—FIRST WARD. I two yearB.—John McBride. For one ■Ren DeYarman. SECOND WARD. years-Jake Pfund. For on© year Guta. THIRD WARD. two years—Elmer Merrlman. For on© ■$. M. Wagers. CITY OFFICERS, or, It. R. Dickson; Clerk, N. Martin; urer, John McHugh; City Engineer Horrlsky; Police Judge, N. Martin; of Police, Charlie Hall; Attorney, Benedict; Weighmaster, Joe Miller. GRATTAN TOWNSHIP. ervisor, John Winn; Trearurer, John r; Clerk, D. H. Cronin; Assessor, Mose ►t»eii; Justices, M. C&stello and Chas. sell; Justices, Perkins Brooks and Will kie. Kosul overseer dlst. Allen Brown u; 4, John Enright. HI Kits' RELIEF C0MNI88I0N. ilar meeting first Monday in Febru tuch year, and at such other times as uieJ necessary, ltobt. Gallagher, Page, nan: Win. Ilowen, O'Neill, secretary; Hart Atkinson. I’ATRICK’S CATHOLIC CHURCH, '"ices every Sabbath at 10:30 o’clook. [lev. Cassidy, Postor. Sabbath sohool K-iately following seryices. T1IODIST CHUBCH. Sunday servlces-Preaehing 10:30 a. M.and 7:30 Class No. 19:30 A.M. Class No. 2 (Ep |,l.eaguel6:30i*.M. Class No. 3 (Child “"*J p-M Mind-week services—General er meeting Thursday 7:30 p. M. All will uie welcome, especially strangers. E. E. HOSMAN, Pastor. A,It l.0S,X, N°. 80. The Gen. John •Neill Pust, N°. bti, Department of No Hhv'rT'wm meefc the tir8t *ud third $&$***• of eaoh moQth in MaBonio ^ S. J. Smiih, Com. KIi'),^r VALLEY LODGE, I. O. O. H'tt, n, a. q l. Bright, Sec. J- Uobhs See. j. C. Harnish, H. P ^invited? 6aU' Vl8ltln* hrethei «ts r ft,,, Chas. Davis, C. C, Gallagher. k. of R. and S. |0.u t\meeuivJrP:MENT NO. 80.1. '2SZSS& 8mxdw« bcrlbe. H. M. Uttlby. |*W UEUEK.S’*.1' UAUGIITEB8 rot ™a,M l'sc« Adams. Secretary.nHIQUT’^' G' P^|^UofTheS^“*^ 1 Sec- _A. L. Xowlb, W. M, A. a- Combett. clerl ^CHUKhHeC- O.F.BUlln,M.W, p!S™““"ES uS I^^aoers, Sec.*”' McCctcham, g. M Alriv»l of Mail. h^AT.S?^®-j^-roosrrHB ,Agj Lt ~ RU)M tub — ?AClFlP cBn,— I * *uviuaed at... . 9 short line. ’’’ By tX(.!&vts U'0T p°m'm' An-lvea 9 ■ * XctPt Bunru..'Arrives? ■ v J„:**v*9 U:OT p | CfcPt Sunday.*"' ^"ives ?: V?.?0n t,i * MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Crape Cream of Tartar Powder. Free from Ammonia, Alum or any other adulterant. 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. AT THE LIBRARY. Why Overcoat*, Bundles and Wraps Are Barred. One of the most rigidly enforced rules in the Newberry library in Chi cago, is: “No overcoats, bundles or outside wraps can be worn or carried up stairs.” Just at the left of the entrance is a large check-room where bundles, wraps and coats can be checked. Even casual visitors must remove their overcoats and have them checked with their hats and bundles before they can examine the beautiful build ing. Some persons who do not under stand the reasons for this rule have become indignant when the>man at the foot of the stairs quietly and firmly insists that overcoats, hats and bundles must be checked. In the Newberry library are thousands of rare and costly books. Admission is free. No one is barred from the pleasure of the greatest reference library in the country. But men and women who are professional book thieves infest libraries. It is an easy matter for them to slip a rare volume under an overcoat or wrap, stick it in a pocket or hide it inside a paper covered bundle. Librarians know these tricks, and the librarian of the Newberry library, to guard his books, compels patrons to check their over coats ana Dunaxes. The young women in charge of the check room are gowned in black, as are all of the young women employed in the library. They attend the check room in turn. Whether they are afraid of contagion or plain Chicago dirt is not in evidence, but before the young woman in charge is fairly ready for the day she slips a large easy glove on her left hand. The mate lies on the table, and before she takes the proffered coat she slips her hand in the right glove and then places the coat in a cubby hole. After she has given the owner of the coat his check she returns to her table, removes the right hand glove and resumes her reading. BROTHER JONATHAN OONE. Genuine or Typical Yankees Becoming; Searee as the Buffalo, To people who have not visited the United states it is perhaps not gener ally known that the typical Brother Jonathan, with his grotesque appear ance and strange accent, is becoming almost as scarce as the buffalo, but such is nevertheless the case. During the last forty years a great change has taken place in the manner and appearance of the American people. To-day we find that the true, native born Americans, descended from sev eral generations of American ances tors, are a mere handful among the bulk of America’s population. They are far outnumbered by peo ple of foreign birth and parentage the Irish, Germans, Swedes and Italians taking the lead. The enor mous influx of immigrants during the last forty years has completely changed the American type, until the people of the United States are now found to be mainly composed of German-Americans, Swedish-Ameri cans, Italian-Americans, Irish-Ameri cans, etc. T A A J 4 V, AMA n n _ _ M XL — United States where little or no Eng lish is spoken, where settlers of a non-English speaking race have made their home, who read newspapers printed in their own language, and conduct their public meetings in their own tongue. These people, however, are not looked upon as foreigners, for as soon as they become citizens of the United States—which is possible after a four years’ residence in the country —they have all the rights and privi leges of native born Americans. There are many other national peculiarities which might be quoted as reasons for abandoning the cus tom of calling all Americans “Yan kees,” but I believe I have said enough to show what a great mistake it is and why so few citizens of the great republic really deserve the title. A Bottomless Pit. A wonderful natural cavern was discovered in Lafayette county, Georgia, in 1891. It has the usual complement of “rooms,” “galleries,” “domes,” “pits,” etc., but its sole title to being something out of the ordinary in the cavern line is a well like abyss in one of the rooms, which, as far as anyone knows, may once have served as the chimney of hades. It is known locally as “the bottom less pit.” Stones of large size have been thrown into it with a hope that they would be heard to strike bottom after awhile, but, ^according to re port!?, “there were no reverberating sounds borne back to the ear by which its enormous depth could be gauged.” L [•Price’s Cream Bakins Powder WerM’i Pair IHgkwt MwM aid Dlptaaa. CHAMELEON SPIDER. 4a latent Which Changes Ita Col dr at WU1—Ita Delicate White Web. “It has always been a hobby of mine,” said T. L. Grimshaw of Raleigh, N.Cl, to a reporter, "to collect strange bugs and insects during my travels, and I think I have succeeded in get ting together a pretty ohoice collec tion. Of the whole assortment I think the chameleon spider, which I got last summer on the coast of Africa, is the most valuable. The capture of the insect was highly interesting to me. One afternoon, while tramping along a dusty road, I noticed in the bushes which grew along the side what appeared to be a white flower with a blue center. Stopping to ex amine it I found to my astonishment that it was not a flower at all, but a spider’s web, and that the supposed light blue heart of the flower was the spider itself, lying in wait for its prey. The mottled brown legs of the spider were extended in such a way as to resemble the divisions between the petals of a flower. “The web itself, very delicately woven into a rosette pattern, was white, and the threads that sus pended it from the bushes were so fine as to be almost invisible. The whole thing had the appearance of being suspended in the air upon a stem concealed beneath. Upon knocking the spider from his perch into the white gauze net which I carried, my surprise was greatly in creased upon seeing my captive in stantly turn in color from blue to white. I shook the net and again the spider changed color, this time its body becoming a dull greenish brown. As often as I would shake the net just so often would the spider change its color, and I kept It up until it had assumed about every hue of the rain bow. A BOGUS BILL. Out of Which the Mice Had Cut the Bad Hark. Not long ago a $20 note was sent to the United States treasury for re demption. Accompanying it was an affidavit saying the owner had put it in a cigar box where mice had got at it and nibbled it The note was a counterfeit Not only that, but it had been through the treasury at some previous time and had been stamped with the word “bad” in letters cut out of the paper. But the alleged mice had almost obliterated the let ters by nibbling around them. It was a queer way for mice to behave, to say the least of it A detective of the service was sent to look the matter up. He investigated the case fully, and reported that it was all right—in short, that the note had been sub mitted for redemption in good faith. The owner, it appears was an old German sailor of respectable charac ter. Nevertheless, he would go on an occasional spree. Waking up one morning after a night of dissipation he found all his money gone except this note of $20. Somebody had doubtless passed it off on him. He noticed nothing wrong about it, and had put it into the cigar box in which he kept not only his ready money, but also bird seed for his pet canary. Mice attracted by the bird seed, vis ited the box and incidentally chewed up the note. On finding it partly destroyed the sailor forwarded it to the treasurer at Washington. The case is interesting, chiefly as an illus tration of the way in which appear ances of fraud may sometimes mis< lead. A DELIGHTFUL MEETING. But She Hadn’t Thought It Beit to Be Too Explicit. “Fancy meeting you here, dear]” “It’s quite too delightful, isn’t it?” They kissed one another rapturous ly—a short peck on both cheeks. I had taken down the young lady in the white gown at a dance supper, and I knew she was from Chicago. 1 stood behind her in the corner when the young lady in a blue gown floated up, and I couldn’t help hearing. I wish I could, for the young lady in blue stepped back a pace or two and said, in tones of astonishment: “Why, you’ve got on your wedding “Yes, I only wore it twice, you know, and nobody knows it here. I had new sleeves put in and-” Here her eyes re sted upon me, and 'my face must have expressed the fact that I had been addressing her for the last half hour as an unmarried woman. “Perhaps I had better get you—er— an ice or something,” I ventured mis erably, trying to wriggle around a palm, but she turned to her friend brightly and remarked, without the slightest embarrassment: “So perfectly ridiculous, isn’t it. But Mrs. Blank (the hostess) didn’t think it necessary to tell any of the men that I had taken my maiden 'name after getting a divorce. I was married last February, you know, and divorced in Springfield. That’s how I happen to be wearing my wed* ding gown.” I haven’t got over it yet. A Trotting Juryman. Some people are too trusting for this world. At a recent trial the prisoner entered a plea of “not guil ty,” when one of the jury put on his hat and started for the' door. The judge called him back and informed him that he could not leave until the case was tried. “Tried!” cried the juror; “why he acknowledges that he is not guilty.” Arrested the Joker. A Y. M. C. A. young man of Indian apolis put on a false beard and fixed himself up in order to terrify his roommate. Then he went out on the street to await his friend’s coming. The consequence was that the joker got arrested and had a hard time to establish his identity. . FELT GUILTY. A Slick Cut ot Filin- Mam bjr mi Inno cent nptnton “Talking' of flim-flam games,” said a quiet little domestic woman, who was dining with some friends at a restaurant, "I must tell you how I flim-flammed a strange milkman out of a dollar’s worth of milk.” “Why, Mrs. Blank.” echoed her friends, “you didn’t do it on purpose, surely?” “Not exactly, and the funniest part of it is that the raau never knew he was flimflamined, or else he did not have a very good bump of locality. It was this way. 1 had promised to help furnish edibles for a church supper, and 1 had agreed to send oyster stews sufficient for a certain number of guests. When I was cooking the oysters I found that three gallons of milk that had been ordered had not eome. A milkman was just passing the house, and 1 sent out for him and he had enough, and measured it out. I went upstairs and got a dollar bill, which I crumpled up in my hand while I assisted in disposing of such a lot of milk. Then 1 mado some re mark to the man about the occasion for which the unusual supply was needed, and be went away.” “And you did not pay him?” “No. All that afternoon I was con scious of something in my hand which I clung to, as they say a woman does to a receipt, only to throw it away in the end. When I found time to look it was the dollar bill, and you can im agine how I folt. Of course I sup posed the man would miss it and re turn for his money, but he never did. Now when I see a milk wagon I feel guilty, almost as if I had done an in tentional wrong, for it really was a very slick case of flim-flam. SENATOR PALMER. The Aged Virginia Lady Not Anxious to Claim Kelatlonshlp with Him. Senator Palmer of Illinois, belongs to a family wliieh for longevity can scarcely be equaled by any other in the country. The senator’s grandfather was born in 1747 and fought in the revolution. His father was a soldier in the war of 1813 and he himself fought in the rebellion. Senator Palmer is, moreover, the oldest of four living generations of Palmers, all bearing the name of John M. “My grandfather,” suid Senator Palmer one night last week—and Senator Palmer is second to no man in Washington in telling good stories— “was born down here among the fish and oysters of Northumberland county, Virginia. There are plenty of Palmers down there yet, and my friend, Colonel Jones, has had a great deal to tell me of them. lie went to sec an old lady one time when I was expected down to make a speech, and when he discovered that her maiden name had been Palmer he told her there was a man up here in the sen ate of that name whose grandfather was born down there. The old lady remembered that branch of the fam ily perfectly, and claimed kin at once. She could even detect in me some un mistakable family traits. “ ‘But aunty,’ said Colonel Jones ‘Senator Palmer fought in the North ern army.’ “That staggered the old lady, for she is as loyal to the lost cause as anybody in all the South, but once she had claimed kin she wasn’t going to back down. “ ‘Well,honey,’ said she with a sigh, ‘there's always a black sheep in every family.’” A Ramin ler to Cnclo Mark. Mark was growing old and had seei a great deal of the world. The result was that he was rather given to relat ing stories of his vast experience that were courteously doubted by the younger men. One night a young fellow told a story that was especially wonderful, and some one turned to the old man with the query: “Doesn’t that remind you of your younger days, Uncle Mark?” “Well,” said the old man, “it does remind me of a story I heard when 1 was a boy.” “What was it?” asked the other. Uncle Mark looked solemn. “It was a darned lie," he said. Instrument of Fata. An old man who believed “what was to be would be,” lived in the West, and was one day going out sev eral miles through a region infested by savage Indians. He always took his gun with him, but this time found that one of the family had it out. As lie would not go without it, some of his friends tantalized him by saying that there was no danger of the In dians; that he would not die until his time came anyhow. “Yes,” said the old fellow; “but suppose I met an In dian and his time had come; it would not do, no how, not to have my gun.” new Medical Treatment. A doctor, whose home is near Frank fort, Ky., presents a new medical treatment, which consists in exchang ing liquid for aerial draughts. Live in a perpetual draught, so he preaches, and you will never catch cold. And his practice is in keeping with his precept. At his establish ment all his patients, many of whom are suffering from serious diseases, are constantly subjected by day and night to strong currents of air, and when they go out generally dis pense with hats and bonnets. Dangers In Target Fractlee. 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