[L SERVICE. ksED BY COMMIS f ROOSEVELT. [ Its Eztenilon uA the Itlcal AiMUnu.t Cases— oers TsUs How Vnels ■hootd bo Conducted— I not. Ho Thinks, bo Al mj Figaro In tbe Matter [Oct 27.—The exten ■ervice system and al assessment eases day by Civil Service sevelt He said: election comes on 1 and sweeping ex assified service be* nt. All government ir the civil service ry chest a means by n unhealthy stlmu activity of that very nity which we should see interested in pol ous bulk of officers lonnection whatever heir duties are in no and they should be ly without regard to Dns and kept just so their duty well. It is Jishonest nonsense, to ter service can be .ving in subordinate who are of the same as the head of an ad he railway mail sor ted as proof of this. of the government tisfaction to the pub it the great bulk of nployes now are men ited during Mr. Har* cy or in Mr. Cleve All of these of the stration were drawn las been the case for ears. Those ehtering Ider the civil service K>f employes, including democrats, Prohibition f and Mugwumps, all (t regard to politics, and | one consideration of p. l)een going on recently shows the inequity of iem. There one of the bandidates has actually 'a political assessment !- a month's salary, on pf the internal revenue tr efforts have been Is postoffice employes, p sought wholly with |he political affiliations |It is a mere piece of just as if gained by the clerks on the ird to understand why community will toler »d abuse, where a man tinders a set of public [ he may get funds ■debauch voters. The lently had before it the lorder of deeds, Taylor, e investigation it was lerever the civil service >tain in Washington a itual terror existed in rice, and that janitors, other employes were politicians for places itain them. Anything ig, more servile, more ; be imagined. ■uu a great many puouc (the merit system, but sr yet been any argu ed against it or in favor that was' both honest It. There are honest (et too prejudiced, too >o unobserving to un ruitful evils of a cor [vice administered in a partisanship. There dishonest politicians, tnd unprincipled, who base ends clamor rit system and seek to against it. But there (American, honestly de llfare of the country, for a moment at the Ind consider the princi they stand without he fty ally of and believer methods. The law is ig headway. The classi extending all the time, lion, however, is nec red to be active in su extension of the law. kotably the case in the (fled postoffices, where |(ys a hitch, it being dif the law well observed at {Several of these cases are consideration. The eom >t only now investigating done in some of these also is keeping a vigi jlitical assessment mat law unfortunately is not fugh. It ought to be |d so as to prohibit anyone a political contribution iment official. The latter [be left free to contribute sir own accord. At pres mds from high officers of nnmittees are often com by clerks because they .officials are in the same lization with their own in rs.” r Joel Patterson Dead. Mo., Oct 27. Joel Pat* oldest settler in Eastern ranty, died this morning'. »rn in North Carolina in sine to Jackson county in eras at one time a large Funeral services will oc Soutbern Methodist church te to- morrow morning' at 10 t | Cabinet Reconvenes. [ton, Oct 27.—The presi his first cabinet meeting |e the first week in Septem >1 the members were pres [ Secretary Morton, who is Washington. Naturally |ch business to lay before tnt that had accumulated [absence from Washinston, Sresham in particular be d with several matters con sign relations and all the wishing to discuss the ints to be treated in their >rts. to BE SHOT ON 8IOHT. Ho Morey to bo Shows to the Territory Outlaw. Fort 8«th, Ark,, Oct 27. _A report has reached this city to the effect that the little town of Gibson Station has been robbed in pretty much the same fashion as the Watroba hold-up, the express office and several stores being looted. The place is six miles south of Wagoner, on the Missouri, Kansas and Texas road, and there is no telegraph office there, particulars of the robbery have not been received here. It is said that six men took part in the hold-up. Marshal Grump received a telegram yesterday from Deputy Lambton.who had gone in pursuit of the Cook gang, saying a fight between the bandits' and officers was expected at any time. The latest tobbery reported here utb to this morning was that of a preacher last night at Illinois Station by two men. It is not known how much was secured: The train from Wagoner, which ar rived here at i o'clock this morning, was guarded by a force of twenty five men under the leadership of Sheriff Brown. The same posse guard ed the west-bound train leaving here a few hours later, and were rein forced by twenty-five others at Ken netia as the railroad people are ex pecting a hold-up at Illinois Station. ’ The Cook gang is supposed to be in that vicinity, as ten men were seen at the water tank there when the east-bound train came through. Con ductor Conklin was on the lookout for a hold-up at Braggs and later at Illi nois, but he came through all right. He reports the whole country an up in arms and on the hunt for outlaws, saying there are fully 500 men in the chase. Bill Cook is to be shot on DIPHTHERIA INNOCULATION. The New Treatment at Practiced Id France a Won:ler(nl Success. Washington, Oct. 27. — The new treatment by innoculation of diph theria and croup, as practiced in (Vance, is the subject of a special re port to the state department by United States Consul C. W. Chancellor at Havre. He says that by this method of treatment only one out of four diphtheretic patients succumbs, whereas the figure is double for other methods of treatment heretofore ap plied. Consequently the consul, who is a Baltimore physician of repute, says that it would seem very desir able that the anti-diphtheretic serum should be introduced and come iato general use at the earliest period practicable in America, where many thousand children and numerous physicians, students and nurses die from diphtheria and croup. The consul gives in detail a history of the development of the treatment by Dr. Pasteur and his assistant, Dr. Roux, who have been experimenting with it for five years, keeping it secret until they had satisfied them selves of its efficiency and had sub jected the animal (the horse) best adapted to transferring diphtheretic poison into an anti toxine. A trial of the new treatment at one of the largest hospitals of Paris resulted in reducing the death rate from dip theria from 51.70 per cent to 24.33 per cent. In addition, it is stated that children vaccinated with the serum were protected from the disease even while living in close contact with diphtheretic patients. As the Pasteur institute can not meet the great demand for the serum, movements are on foot in different localities to establish auxiliary sta tions. In slight cases one injection of the serum is sufficient, while the ordinary case yields to two. SMALL POX SCARE. Panic In the Interior Department at Washington. Washington, Get 27. — James I. Parker of Indiana, a law clerk in the interior department division where the other smallpox cases were re ported, was stricken this morning. The scare at the interior depart ment gathered force during the fore noon, and by the time the clerks came back to work from their lunch at noon a state of panic prevailed. The case of Owens, when it became known, was the most serious of all the smallpox attacks. He is the mes senger to the chief clerk and it was part of his duty to distribute docu ments to the several bureaus of the department In this way he came into contact with about every branch of the service under Secretary Hoke Smith and may have been the cause of the spread of the disease. ‘ Dr. Woodward, the health officer of the district, made an urgent appeal to Secretary Smith to close the entire interior department in the interest of public health and in accordance with the request an order was issued this afternoon closing every bureaq. of the department. ‘-v SENSATIONAL WILL CONTEST. - :f ■alt Began to Break the WIU of the Late A. 8. Everest. Atchison, Kan., Oct. 27.—A sensa tional suit was filed in the district court yesterday to break the- will of the late Aaron S. Everest. The plaintiff is Mrs. Belle Everest, who has been assigned the interest of her husband, Frank Everest, and one of the heirs of A. S. Everest ft is al leged that A. S. Everest and Frank Everest were partners at the time of tne death of the first named and that F. Everest has an interesting amount ing to 875,000 in the estate. Kittie Everest Marie Fleming, Mrs. A. 8. Everest and David Martin, who drew up the will and who has charge of the affairs of the estate to some extent are named as the defendants. Alleged Train Wreckers Held. Atchison, Kan., Oct. 27.—Odie Sey mour and Dave Hill, charged with at tempting to wreck a Burlington and Missouri train, were yesterday bound over to the district court It is al leged that the men threw a switch for the purpose of wrecking the south-bound passenger train which arrives in the evening, Tne open switch was discovered before the train arrived. You con disappoint the devil in one way by weeping out or debt UPHOLDS MR. DRAFFBN. Ha Olasy tajn Bb Eeelsloa an IMMm Cmw la Federal Courts la Correct. WashiHgtoi*, Oct 37.— Attorney General Olney, speaking to-day of the statement of the assistant district attorney at Kansas City that there was no law by which election frauds eonld be punished in United States courts, said that, without speaking as authorltively as he would on a care* ful examination of the statutes, he. was of the opinion that the Kansas City attorney was correct By the act passed by congress last February repealing the federal elections law. Congress has done away with all election paraphernalia so far as the United States courts were concerned and had taken away their jurisdic tion. At the same time there was no doubt in his mind that state laws were in existence by virtue of which eleotion frauds, whether of registra tion or voting, could be punished it state courts. INVESTMENT SOCIETIES. Plutonic* Authorities Dotormlnod • Shot Thom Out From th* Molls. Washinqton1 Oot 27.—It is asserted that the postoffice department will at tempt to suppress the so-called '‘bond investment” societies, so far as It can, by prohibiting the transmission of their literature through the United States mails. It was said at the de partment to-day that the postoffice authorities have been for sortie time taking active steps to bring the pro moters of the enterprises to justice, and among them are some very prom inent men In political life. These companies are conducted materially the same as lotteries, and are at pres ent operating in the South. Within the past few days ten companies of this character, in New Orleans, Jack son, Miss., Nashville, Tenn., Atlanta, Ga.. and Cincinnati, Ohio have been forbidden the use of the mails. ROYALIST RUMORS AQA1N. An Uprising In Hawaii Now Set for the First Election Day. San Francisco, Oct. 27.—Alameda, which arrived to-day from Sidney, Auckland, Apia, and Honolulu, brought news from Honolulu to Octo ber 18. The most interesting point was the fact that now that the first election of the new repnblic draws near these reports have again been circulated of a Royalist uprising elec tion day, October 29. Very little stock was, however, taken in the re port. Nominations for senators and representatives have been made. Out of twelve chosen for the island of Oahu only two are natives and this has caused some criticism among the native annexationists. Every nom inee has been pledged to the support of the annexation plank in the plat form to the exclusion of everythin? else. _ 1 * DR. HBLMBOLD IS DEAD. The Famous Potent Medicine Hon Dios In an Insane Asylum. Ttenton, N. J„ Oct 27.—Dr. H. T. Helmbold, of extract of Bucbu fame, died suddenly of apoplexy yesterday in the state asylum for the insane, in this city. He was 57 years of age, and has been an inmate of the insti tution about three years. Transporting Gold. Washington. Oct 27.—The state ment prepared at the treasury de partment shows that during the period between March, 1893, and October 1, 1894, the amount of gold transported between sub-treasuries, mints and banks at government ex pense in consequence of exportations of gold was $117,307,500. The cost of transporting the amount was $95,480. The aggregate shipments between the more important points are given as follows: VVashington to New York; $12,000,000; Cincinnati to New York, $11,500,000; San Francisco to New York, $7,500,000; Philadelphia to New York, $69 960.000; Philadelphia to Boston, $5,000,000. Horrible Work of a Train Wrecker. Atlanta, Ga., Oct. 2 7.—An engine and thirty freight cars crashed through a burning trestle at 2:30 o'clock yesterday morning, killing the engineer instantly. It was on the Macon and Northern road, near Godfrey, and to add to the horror of the affair,' the wreckage caught fire, and bale after bale of cotton burned. The trestle was set on fire by an in cendiary, and the surrounding coun try is up in arms. If the man who did the work is caught he will be burned at the stake. A Woman With Flack. Perry, Ok., Oct. 27.—Miss Agnes Jones, who owns a fine claim twenty - miles north of here, and has a nice home on it, left home some weeks ago to visit in Kansas and on her re turn found that Samuel Bartell had jumped her claim and moved into her house. She ordered him to leave, but he did not heed her and she opened fire. Three bullets took effect, mak ing painful but not fatal wounds. ■ Bartell shot once at the woman, but missed her. The man has vacated the homestead. Ho Campaign Work by Gorman. Washington, Oct. 37.—The only vis itor of note at Democratic headquar ters yesterday was Senator Gorman of Maryland, who came, he said, merely to see Senator Faulkner on personal business. Mr. Gorman is positive and pronounced in his declin ation to take any part in the present camnaign. He says he has been so much adversely criticized and opposed he intends to let his enemies run this campaign themselves and see how they will succeed._^ French Anarchists Again Plotting, Pabis, Oct. 37.—The Matin states that information was recently re ceived at the prefecture of police that the Anarchists were preparing for a fresh outrage. It is said that three compagnons have resolved to come to Paris from Poissy, Lille and Lyons, for the purpose of blowing up the chamber of deputies The Palais Bourbon consequently is watched by the police with redoubled vigilance and the strictest surveillance possible is being exercised oyer all Anarchists and suspected persons, particularly I those who are known to the police in i the three towns mentioned. WHEN MOLLIE BATHES THE BABY. When Hollte bathe* the baby I lay my book slide And watch the operation With deep p .tern *1 pride; f ' ”■* ' I loan the dlmplod body Of the atru .•din* little elf For undeveloped point* of , ■ ’ Resemblance to myself. .'.'»* 1 When Molllo bathes the bab7 She always says to me: ;V <*,. "Isn't he Just as ounnlng " ■ And sweet a* he can be? Just sao those pretty dimples! Aren't hts oyos a lovely blue?" And then, “You proclou* dnrllaf, I could bite those arms In two. When Motile bathes the baby 1 always say to her: "Look out now, don't drop him," And she answer* back, “No. sir!” • Thou I talk about hi. ro*y cheek*. The muscle. In hi* arms. Bis shapely head, his sturdy leja. And ether manly charms. When Mollle bathe* the baby The household bends Its knee, And shows him creator dofereno* Then ever It shows to me But I fool no Jealous goadlny. As they laud him to the aklos, For every one assures me That be has his father's eyes. —Ladles’ Borne Journal . A Passive Crime. BY .‘TUB OUCHKS8." CHAPTER IV—Continued. “Well, my dear, perhaps so. I own I am stupid,” said Mrs. Neville, who, though the best and kindliest of women, Is certainly in no danger of setting the Thames all re with her cleverness. “Though I can’t see why you should dlsliko the idea so muoh. He is quite charming, in my opinion, and so handsome! Then there is Lord Stretton: you can’t tell me that he does not adoro the very ground you walk on!” “Oh, Stretton!" said Maud, dis dainfully. “Dick Penruddock is, of course, in many ways far prelerablo," she says, presently, shitting ground. “He is quite as rich, and is younger, and has prettier manners. But, then, you say you object to Dick, also.” “No, I don’t object to Mr. Ten ruddock," says the girl, with a soft, slow blush; “that is not it. You mistake me, MimL” (This is the pet name she gave to Mrs. Neville when a child.) “i only mean that I shall never marry. ” “But why—why?" irapatleut’y. “Can you ask • me that?” returns she, with a glance full of the liveli est reproach. “But the thing is not a secret— all the world knows how I adopted you, and that you are the daughter of some poor mechanic, dead before I ever saw you. But they know, too, that you are the most beautiful and the most charming girl in the town! Yes, you are!” in answer to a deprecating shake of Miss Neville’s head; “and if these men love you, and choose to overlook such a little fault, why, then, I cannot see-” “A little fault!” repeats she sadly Then with a touch of pride, “Nay it is no fault at all, but it is a great misfortune; and though Stretton— or—or Mr. Penruddock may, per haps, foolishly wish to marry me, do you honestly believe their' families would receive me with open arms? Do you thin* it at a!l likely that Dick’s father would be glad to see him married to a girl without name? It is impossible, Mimi!” “1 know not what they think or say, but I know that it he were my son I would gladly see him married to you,” says Mimi, maintaining her cause stoutly. “That is because you love me, and because you are ditferent from all the rest of the world,” says the girl, gently, looklpg at her through a soft mist, that dims the beauty of her eyes, and is born of tendorness, and gratitude, and deep affection. CHAPTER V. After the Dance. It is many hours later, and the dance is at its best and gayest. The sound of music and the delicate per fume of dying flowers are in the air. Thd rooms are filled with all that London can afford of its brightest and highest, and best; and pretty women in toilets almost as desir able as themselves, are smiling and waving their fans, and doing all the damago that soft eyes and softer speech are supposed to do. It is the third waltz and the band is playing “Mon Reve.” In Dick Penruddock’s opinion it is the waltz of the even ing, as his arm is round Maud Neville, and her perfect head is very near his own. He is as happy as a man can be who holds all he deems most precious for one moment to his heart, knowing that the next might separate them forever. Presently they pause to rest, and find them selves near the door of the conserv atory. "Are you urear asKS ne, seeing she sighs, and raises one hand in a half wearied fashion to smooth back some loose hairs that have wandered across her forehead. Come in hero and sit down for a little while." He tightens his arm on the hand resting upon it, and mores toward the cool, retreat before them. “If you wish it,” replies she, un certainly, and with some slight hesi tation in her manner. Yet she goes with him into the dimly-lighted conservatory, where a little fountain is splashing, sending forth a cold, sweet music < f its own, and where green leaves are glisten ing calmly beneath the beams of the subdued lamps. The time—the hour —the very drip, drip of the fountain —all bespeak loneliness; and to feel one’s self alone with a beloved ob ject, as a rule, kills wisdom. Pen ruddock, who all day long has been enduring susj>ense, and an uncer tainty 'that borders on ho.'o, sud denly loses his head. Laying his band on Maud's be bends down to her, and whlapera something In a ■oft, Impassioned voice. The girl appeara neither atartlod nor sur« prlaed, and when she speaics, her tone, though perhapa a shade slower than usual, Is Armor than ever. Only she changes color, or grows pale until her very lipa are bloodlesa ••You speak without tnought or reflection." she says, gently. “You have considered nothing. No, no; do not Interrupt mo! I am sorry this has ocourrod; but there is no reason why we should not forget what you have just said, and be good friends as wo wore before." “There is a reason, and a strong one," returns ho. very quietly now; “and as to our being mere friends, that is qulto out of the question. Do you Imagine me an impulsive boy to aay a thing one moment and regret it the next? I have dared to say to night what I have wanted to say for many days. And 1 must have my answer now." “And my birth—have you forgot ten that!"' demanded she, looking at him fixedly. “I have forgotten nothing. But to me it makes no difference. Princess or peasant, how can it matter? I love you. Darling," says the young man very earnestly, taking both of her hands and holding them closely, “I implore you to believe in my love! Take time for relleotlon, consider well. I entreat you to glvo mo no hurried answer." ••I do not hurry," returns she, in a strange tone; “I will not oven ar gue with you. Let u4 say no more about it; and please let my hands go, Mr. Penruddook. I cannot marry you—Indeed I cannot." -But why P—at least, tell mo that," demands he desperately, re fusing to reloase her hands. “Maud, answer me! Do you—Is it true that you love another bottor, and that is why you cannot care for me." “No; that is untruo,” replies she, with quicic pain in voice and eyes. -I love no one better than you; which moans, of course"—hurriedly, and with a sad little quivering laugh—“that I love no ono. You will understand me." “Only too well," returns he sadly. He lifts her hands and kisses them separately, in a forlorn, lingering fashion. “And yet there is some talk of Stretton," ho says, mlsorably, his face haggard and unhappy. “Bellove nothing you hear," she says impressively; only this—that I shall never marry." Rising and turning abruptly from him, she moves toward tl\e ball room, and standing in the doorway, gazes, without seeing anything, at the swaying crowd before her. Pres ently she becomes conscious that two dark eyes are fixed upon her; she turns restlessly, and Captain Saumn rez stands at her side. “Not dancing, Miss NovllleP” be gins he, lightly. “And all alone, too!” Then with a change of man ner, and throwing some concern into his tone, he says, quietly, “You look overtired. May I take you out of tnis to one of the smaller rooms be yond, or in hero?” pointing to the conservatory she had just quittea. “Oh, no; not .in there!" exclaims she with some distress. “But I shall be glad to got away for a little while.” Taking hts arm, she makes her way slowly through the dancers and the lingerers at the doorway, and presently sinks with a sigh of relief, into a low chair, in a small room that opens off an anto-chamber The music seems so very far awuy that the noise and confusion could almost be forgotten. Oh, that she could not get rid of her com panion. and find herself, if only for one short half hour, alone! ••Something has annoyed you. Can I help you in any way?" says Saumarez, in his gentlest manner. “You are very good. No; it is nothing. I am only slightly fatigu ed," returns she, listlessly. “May I get you something? A' glass of wine—some ice water?" "Thank you—nothing." Her evident determination not to bo friendly, her extrome coldness of voice and gesture, pique him beyond endurance. What has he done to her that this proud girl should treat him with such open distain? “I saw you go into the conserva tory about ten minutes ago,”‘he says, after a slight pause, some reckless desire to rouse her from her apathy, and bring anger, if ho cahnot summon love, into those beautiful eyes below him, inuiting him to his speech. “You seemed greatly disturbed when you> came : out again. Wus that boy rude to you?” •That boy?" repeats she., in an impassable tone. •*I am speaking of Penruddock." returns he, with a cool persistence. “Was he rude?” “I hardly know how to- answer such a question,” says Miss Neville, frigidly. “I never knew until now— ! to-night—that any man. could be rude to me.” “Ah! then I am to understand he did offend ?” says Saumarez, insolent ly, his evil genius at his elbow. “I was not alluding to- Mr. Pen ruddock; ha is incapable- of any act j of ill-breeding; I was alluding to j you!” says Maud, ini a clear tone, ! rising as she delivers this retort. She would have swe-pt, by him and left the room, but with a smothered exclamation he seizes her hand, and detains her against her will. “Stay!” cried he, with some pas sion. “I have something to say to you, that I hare too long withheld, and that you shall hear now or never.” “Then it shall be never!” says the girl, quickly. “I decline to listen to anything you havu to say. Re lease me, sir; your vory touch Is hateful to mo!” **Ah, since Penruddock came upon I . “. ■ • tn« field. Do you think I am so- > blind that I cannot tee how he hat trained favor when all other* have been treated with studied coldness? Do you think I have not notioed bow he——" <>I decline to dlicut* Mr. Penrud dock with you.” aaya Maud, throw- , fng up her head with a gesture full of graceful dignity that might have p adorned a queen. "la he so precious In your eight P” aaya Saumaroz, with .v a sneer. "And 1* this new VS lover prepared to overlook the fact of your humble birthP” "Tako care, sir; do not go too far!” says Maude, her voice vlbrat log with Indignation "I don’t oare how far I go now," deolares he. all the evil blood in hie heart surging upward to the sur* , face. "I love you, too! Yes; you shall listen to me. though It be for the last tlmo!” tightening his fingers on her wrist "I love you, as that ■ boy can never love you—with all the strength of a man’s deepest devo tion!” "Hush! your mention of love Is but an insult!” says sho, in a withering tone. "My voice Is not so silken as his, no doubt," replies he, driven to madnoss by her loathing. "Nor do soft words trip so readily from my tongue. But will his love stand the tost of time? Will he never regret that ho has marriod one who Is—" "Lowly born." »no supplies the words; spoaklnir ^ them bravely, and not flinching from the stroke. ••Ay, and basely!" says ho, between his teeth. • It Is a lie, and bo knows It But at this moment he would have ut tered any false thin? to lower the pride of the woman whom—a strange paradox—ho loves, yet hates! A terrible change passes over Miss Neville's countenance as the words cross his Ups. ••No, no; it is not true!" she orlos, all her couruge forsaking hor. ••[ will not believe it! What can you know raoro than all the others? Ah! Is it for this reason I hava dreaded you? Have pity, and unsay your words!” ••I do not speak without au* thority," replies he, qulolcly, stung again by her admission that she dreads him. “I know all about your birth”—there Is an air of undoubted truth about these wordB that strikes cold to her heart—••and I tell you again, that you are not only humbly but basely born!" She shudders violently. A low cry escapes her. and with the hand that still remains free she covers her face. At this instant Penruddock, fol lowed by Mr. Wilding, with whom he is earnestly conversing, enters the room. He is unfortunately in time to hear Miss Nevillo’s agonized cry, and to hear Saumarez’s las t words. Going up to the latter he pushes him backward, releasing Maud,from his grasp. , "Who has dared to apply such words as 'basely born’ to Miss Nev illeP" ho asks, in fiery tones ••I have said so, and say it again!" says Saumarez, with his usual evil sneer. “You are a coward!" says Ponvud- ' dock, losing all command of bia temper; and, raising his gloved hand he strikes him across the face. There is a second's awful silence; then Saumarez—who has instinct ively raised his hand to his cheek, on which a pink line may be traced —says, quietly, turning to Peni'ud dock. "When, and where?” "The sooner the better,” says I Dick, still white, and wild with fury. Maud, who had shrpnk aside, and who is now standing close to Mr. Wilding, says to him, in a nervous whisper, so low as to be almost un intelligible, "What does it all mean?" [TO DB CONTINUED, j Too Small for Cats, The young man from the city had been Ashing. He hadn’t had much luck, but it was more than bo was used to, and he looked very jubilant as he strode into the- farmhouse kitchen with bis catch. "What’je git?” asked his host "Oh, nothing much. Just a. few catfish." • -Mean them ?” the farmer inquired, pointing with his pipestem. “Certainly. They’re- not very • large. But there's no- doubt about tbeir being catfish." "Wal, mobbe they passes- fur cat fish out whur you come from. But here we calls them kitten.fish.—Den ver Tribune. 1 he Bible In Japan. According'to the British and For eign bible society, there is. little chance (or circulation, ot the bible in Japan. The society says.ot Japan: “The progress of Christianity seems to pause before the absorption ot the people in their new political passions ” Some visitors to Japan say that the trouble is that the Japanese, eager- to receive every* thing of Western civilization, have welcomed the missionaries of all sects of Christianity, and now are. greatly puzzled over the rival olaima of different denominations. Jonn of Arc-ers. ••Who are theseOrloanists who. are always kicking up such a fuss in France?” asked Hostetler McGinnis of Kosciusko Jones ••! suppose they are deseonded from the chil dren of the Maid ol Orleans.’*replied Jones—Texas Siftings A Bible Monstrosity. The only monstrosity ■ mentioned I In the bible was the giant who had . "six Angers on every hand and on every foot si t toes, four and twenty • la ail.” See Samuel 2. xxl, 2d