OFFICIAL DIRECTORY STATE. .Lorenzo Crounse Governor....<.T.J.MnJprs State..., ..J- 9; 2 u rer * * 'I .*:.*.* :... J* S. Bartley ,rai. ind Bulling*.. 6'eorge Humphrey Instruction.A. K. uouuy TH STATE UNIVERSITY, ire. Lincoln: Leavitt Burnham, HiattAimv E. P- Holmes, 111att, Alina. M j HuUj IiiJlaieu, Kearney; VORKSSIONAL. «». F. Manderson, of Omaha; ! Madison. T n aos__Wrn. Bryan, Lincoln: O. I ilowi Win. McKeiffhan* Bed \UDWIART. ....Samuel Maxwell . judge Post and T. L.Norval l'H JUDICIAL DISTRICT. M. P- Ktnkald, of O Nelli ‘ .. J. J.King of O'Neill '..A. L. Bartow of Chadron . .A. L. Warrick, of O’Neill tND OFFICES. O’NEILIm .John A. Harmon. ..Elmer Williams. COUNTY. .Geo McCutcheon District Court.John Bklrvlng .O. M. Collins ..I. P. Mullen .Sam Howurd ",.Bill Bethea .'.Mike McCarthy .Chas Hamilton , .Chas O'Neill tag' '.W. H. Jackson .Mrs. W. K. Jackson '.Dr. Trueblood .M. P. Norton '7.'.H. E. Murphy 7PERVJS0RS. .Frank Meore .Wilson B rod It) .Willie Calkins .George Eckley .Fred Schindler .J. S. Dennis .W. B. Haigh .D. G. Boll .8. Gllllson .H. B. Kelly .H. J. Hayes .R. Slayuiaker .E. M. Waring .8. L. Conger .John Hodge .J. H. Wilson ... .John Murphy .George Kennedy .John Alls ..lames Gregg ..F. W. Phillips ".Peter Kelly .John Crawford ...L. A. Jilllson .U. O. Wine . .T. E. Doolittle ... J. B. Donohoe .... G. H. Phelps .J. E. White ... D.Trulllnger IT OF O'NEILL. Bohn Murphy; Justioes, B. H. ] B- Wei ton; Cons tables, John rklns Brooks. OILMEN—FIRST WARD, s.—John McBride. For one farman. ‘ SECOND WARD. rs—Jake Pfund. For one year THIRD WARD. -Elmer Merrlman. gagers. For one CITY OFFICERS. at. Dickson; Clerk, N. Martin; John McHugh; City Engineer |y; police Judge, N. Martin; slice, Charlie Hall; Attorney, fct; Welghmaster, Joe Miller. \TTAN TOWNSHIP. ; John Winn; Trearurer. John I, D. H. Cronin; Assessor, Mose iistlces, M. Castello and Chas. stices, Perkins Brooks and Will ui overseer dist. 26, Allen Brown bn Enright. 1 RELIEF C0MNI8SI0N. eting first Monday In Febru jar, and at such other times as fessary. Robt. Gallagher, Page, kn. Bowen, O'Neill, secretary; skinson. IK'S CATHODIC CHURCH, very Sabbath at 10:80 o’clock, sidy, Postor. Sabbath suhool [lowing services. ST CHURCH. Sunday -Preaching 10:30 a. M. and 7:30 b. 10:30 a. m. Class No. 8 (Ep >0:30 P.M. Class No. 3 (Chllu Mlnd-week services—General |g Thursday 7:30 p. m. All will pme, especially strangers. E. E. HOSMAN, Pastor. JST.NO. 88. The Gen. John ost, No. 86, Department of Ne jt., will meet the first and third king of each month In Masonic S. J. Smith, Com. r VALLEY DODGE, I. O. O. . eveiw Wednesday evening In hall. Visiting brothers cordially end. s’. G. C. D. Bright, Sec. ,1) CHAPTER, R. A. M first and third Thursday of each lonio hall. s Seo. J. C. Harnish, H. F —HELMET LODGE. U. D. lion every Monday at 8 o clock p. Fellows’ hall. Visiting brethern ted. Chas. Davis, C. C. allagher, K. of H. and 8. ENCAMPMENT NO. 30.1. moots every second and fourth ach month in Odd Fellows’ Hall. Scribe, H. M. Uttlev. 1DGE NO. 41, DAUGHTERS HSKAH, meets every 1st and Ud ch month in Odd Fellows’ llall. Jessie A. Hkight.N. 0. Adams, Secretary. LD LODGE, N0.95.F.& A.M. communications Thursday nights the full of the moon, s-s, Seo. A. L. Towle, W. M. AMP NO. 1710. M. W. OP A. i the first and third Tuesday in in the Masonic hall. CH, V. C. A. H. Corbett, clerk. IV. NO. 153. Meets second urth Tudsday of each month In : hull. unh. Kec. 0. F. Blglln.M. W. STOFFICE D1RCETORY Arrival of Mails M. V. R. R.—FROM THE EAST. lunday lnoluded at....6:15 pa FROM THE WEST. lunday lnoluded at.. ... 9:30 ai PACIFIC SHORT LINE. Heaves 9:35 a.m. Arrives 11:45 I’..\ Arrives 4:5U p. Ives 8:30 p. M, 1 Sunday. >’NEILL AMD CHELSEA. IV’ SLed- ttnd Friday at 7:00 a i lay,Thurs.and Sat. at..l:00pi LN EII.LAND PADDOCK. dav Thnf.nd £rtdar a*- 7:00 a flay, Thurs. and Sat. at..4:30 p |IJJwi2D niob«Ara. at' nw nd Fri. at. . .7:00 a ay,Ihurs. andSut.at...4:00p ti. and cummins vujue • IW«i »!f/rriuH at. ..11:80 p | " «U. and Friday at.1:00 p BE SB HER HUSBAND'S LITTLE JOKE. ChMrful Method Finlander* nan of Making the Hoar* fui Pleasantly. An inhabitant of Voro, in Finland, named Sellqulst, who for a long time past has been living on bad terms with His wife, had lately a narrow escape from being poisoned by her. She called at a chemist’s nnd asked for some rat poison. As these crea tures are very rarely seen in that neighborhood, the chemist had his suspicions aroused, and gave tho wo man a perfectly harmless drug. On second thoughts he decided to men tion the matter to her husband, and requested him to say nothing about it to his wife. In the evening, as she was preparing the porridge, the man kept a watchful eye on her move ments, and noticed that she scat tered something out of a paper into the saucepan. When the por ridge was ready he sat down to the table and began to eat. After awhile he got up in great excitement, paced up and down the room and at last fell fainting on the floor. This was what the woman expected. She now pulled down a rope through a hole in the ceiling with a noose, which she placed around her hus band’s neck, whereupon she ran up stairs into the garret in order to pull up the rope and hang her husband in that fashion. Meanwhile the husband got up and tiod a few chairs to the rope. The wife did not return to the room, as she dreaded the sight, but went out into the village to raise an alarm, saying that her husband had hanged himself in her absence. When she came back With a host of neigh bors and crocodile tears in her eyes there was her husband sitting at the table, laughing till his sides ached. The chairs were still dangling on the rope. AN IMPRESSIVE TRAIT. A Queer Man Who Made a Friend by Re* ■peet for HU Mother. During' my bohemian days it occur red that I sat in an uptown cafe with the sort of a man whom this incident will reveal. A wild-looking, unkempt chap, gaunt, shabby, with a four days’ growth of beard, rushed in, looked wildly around and then hurried over to my companion and took him aside. As a result of their conversation the man with me turned to me and said in a whisper: “I am going to ask you to loan me $2, but don’t you do it.” Then he asked ms and I refused the loan, and the gaunt man went unsteadily out. “Queer duck, that,” said the man at the table with me; “always getting into scrapes, taking out opera com panies and leaving them stranded. The last scrape he got into was in Montreal. He telegraphed home: ‘I am in jail on a technicality, but don’t tell mother.’ That struck me as very funny, ‘Don’t tell mother.’ But he was always' an ill-balanced ass, any way.” Now that thoughtfulness of his mother in the young mae who wanted to borrow $2 struck me as a rather de serving trait, and I left my compan ion abruptly and followed him out. I saw enough of him to convince me that he was not a man of business, and not even an admirable character. However, I loaned him the $2. Since then he has been considerably in the public view in many ups and downs. But he is now the impresario of a lot of continental stars. I wish him well. Like Mark Twain I love a man who never shakes his mother. This one's name is Robert Grau. THOUGHT HE’D FOOL PEOPLE. One Bridegroom Who Didn't Propose to Give the Thing Away. They looked like a bridal couple as they boarded a Chicago train at a Phil adelphia station. There were half a score of friends on the platform who liad com3 to say good-by. A few grains of rice dropped from the young man’s hat brim' as he entered the par lor oar. He carefully escorted the fair partner to a seat. All the other passengers smiled indulgently and looked interested. Then the young man extended his hand to the young woman and said in a very loud voice and with the most commonplace formality: “Well, Miss Blank, the train is about to pull out. I wish you a very pleasant journey.” And doffing his soft hat, he hurriedly left the car. The passengers looked disappointed; the young woman look ed nervous. By and by she called the porter and whispered to him. The porter nodded his head and passed to the rear of the car. He came back in a moment and said in a voice that was audible to everyone in the car, “Yo’re all right, ma’am. He’s in de smokin’ compartment.” Everybody smiled and the bride blushed prettily. Lockhart's Joke. Lockhart, the son-in-law and biogra pher of Sir Walter Scott, played a practical joke on Lord Robertson, who sent him a copy of a poem for notice in the Quarterly Review. lie wrote a scathing article on the work, had it put into type, and only one copy of it printed, and that, of course, his lordship duly received, hound up in his number of the Quarterly. The review is said to have contained the famous epitaph or epigram. "Here lies the ChristUa Jud;e, and Poet Peter, Who broke the laws of God, and man and metre." Cinderella. The Euglish tale of Cinderella is found in the Servian tale of Papalluga, in the German tale of Ascbenputtel and in the fable of La Fontaine about the milkmaid and her pall. The legend of Beauty and the Beast is also found in the myths of the Hindoo, Greek and Norseman. All of these tales had a common origin in Central Asia. MISSED A JOLLY TRIP, Bat Frucrnd the Dignity nr III* (.ItUa South American republic, . Just before the Mhia.ivj.ilW sailed from Philadelphia for the trip which proved so successful, Dr. 11. Estanis laus Zeballos, the Argentine Repub lic’s minister to this country, who had boon invitid to go along us a guest, walked up the gang plank in Cramp’s ship yard with a servant. He was shown to the room which hud been reserved for him. ->n 1 which, in view of the crude oond t on of the cruiser, consequent upon her trial trip, ho found plainly fm'nisho l, He also dis covered that the president of the trial bo ird and Chairman Cummings of the house committee on naval af fairs had state rooms that woro some what more roomy an t butter situated, but no better furnlsht 1. Dr. Zoballus at once declared that in his capacity as m'n’stor to the United States from tin Argentine Re public lie could not accept any accom modations on the ship which were not equal to those assigned to any other person, and he made a request for a better roe n. it w.is impossible for Captain S.irgent to tin 1 such ac commodation or to turn Mr. Cummings or any other official out of the quar ters to which lie had been assigned. Dr. Zeballos declared that, under these circumstances, he could not ac company the ship on the trip and would leave forthwith. The officials of the Cramp company expressed their regret very politely, and Dr. Zeballos, with servant trailing along behind him, walked down the gang plank and thus preserved the dignity of the Argentine Republic, but missed the most beautiful trial trip that lias over been made. ONE OF PILATE'S SOLDIERS. I’lie Man \\ tu> Thrust Ilia (.unco Into < hrlMt'A Slrte. The name of the soldier who piorced Christ's sido with the spear while he was hanging1 on. the cross has been preserved in the legendary lore of the church as Longinus. This man was one of the soldiers appointed to keep guard at the cross, an 1 it is said that lie was converted by the miracles which attended the crucifixion. The legend even goes further, declaring that lie was one of the company of watchers set to guard the sepulcher, and that he was the only one who re , fused to be bribed to say that the [body of our Savior had been stolen by the disciples. For his fidelity to this great truth Pilate resolved upon his destruc tion. Oft this account Longinus left the army to devote his entire tune tft spreading the gospel; but he did this without first getting permission from the government of Judea or from Rome. Ho, and two fellow soldiers whom he had converted, retired to Cappadocia, where they began to preach the word of God. At the insti gation of some of the leading Jews, however, Pilate sent out a detach ment of soldiers who surpris’d the de serters, who were holding a Christian meeting, and where they had three crosses set up as an illustration of the great tragedy which had occurred but a short while before at Jerusalem. All three wore killed and beheaded, and their heads nailed upon tho crosses and carried back in triumph to Jerusalem. StranjB Mo I City. Dr. Von den Steinan was kindly re ceived by Indian tribes in Urazil who never dresso l themselves except for social festivities. They were, how ever, extremely delicate-minded, and their refinement took the form of thinking it a dreadful thing to e it in public. Having received soma fried fish from a kindly hand, and being extremely hungry, the doctor began eating in public. All the company present lowered their eyes, and turned away their heads. If they saw a European at table d’hote they would die of confusion. Dr. Von den Steinen attributes this excess of re finement to.,a survival of the instinct which cause * a dog to hide himself while gnawing a stolen bone. Tired, Weak, Nervous Could Not Sleep. Prof. L. D. Edwards, of Preston, Idaho, says: “I was all run down, weak, nervous and irritable through overwork. I suffered from brain fa tigue, mental depression, etc. I be came so weak and nervous that I could not sleep, I would arise tired, Dr. Miles’ Nervine and now everything is changed. I sleep soundly, I feel bright, active and ambitious. I can do more in one day now than I used to do in a week. For this great good I give Dr. Miles’ Restorative Nervine the sole credit. Dr. Miles' Nervine Is sold on a positive guarantee that the first bottle will benefit. All druggists seU It at II, fi bottles (or 15, or bUUlu IlUU Dlvv.p< J. nUUlu ul lov lillCU, discouraged and blue. I began taking It It will be sent, prepaid, on receipt of price by the Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, lad. l.lglittir Mourning. Of Into years the rigors of porfuno tory mourning1 hnvo been greatly modified. There is little heard nowa days of how long people should stay away from the theater after the death of a relative', oratoxactly what period it is again proper to dine with “a few friends.” Even a widow need no longer count the threads of white in her collar and handkerchief in mortal terror lest there should bo one too many. On the whole, the tendenoy is a sensible one, which, in the naturo of things, cah hardly go too tar. Peo ple suffering real bereavement are not likely to be guilty of undue levity, while no sort of hypocrisy is more hideous than an affectation of sorrow. Donth tn a Gum Ball. An infant daughter of John Waters, at Lancaster, ?enn., met with a sud den and singular death. The child, a year old, was left in the care of her brother, six years old. They played with a small gum ball and the baby put it in her mouth. The boy called the father, who was in another room, and he endeavored to take the ball from the baby. The child, thinking he was playing, leaned back, laughed and swallowed the ball. Before a physician could be summoned the child was dead. A Daring Bet. Herr Heinrich Stott, a Berliner, made a bet of £350 that during the time between Juno 15, 1893, and January 1, 1805, he will walk through at least two countries of each of the five continents of the worid, defray ing the expenses of his journey with the money he earns en route. So far he has had plenty of adventures. In Algiers he was arrested as a spy, but acquitted after being detained four months in prison. Four Big Bucceues. Having the needed merit to more than make good all the advertising claimed for them, the following four remedies have reached a phenomenal sale. Dr. King’s New Discovery, for Consumption Coughs and Colds, each bottle guaran teed. Electric Bitters, the great remedy for Liver, Stomach and Kidneys. Buck len’s Arnica Salve the best in the world, and Dr. King’s New Life Pills, which are a perfect pill. All these remedies are guaranteed to do Jngt what is claimed them and the dealer whose name is attached herewith will be glad to tell you more of them. Sold at P. C. Corrigan’s Drug Store. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world fot cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rbeum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions and pos itive'y cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satis faction or money refunded. Price 25c. per box. For sale by P. C. Cor rigan. 28 28 A. strictly high-grade Family Pewits# Machine, posHesNhig :\J> .uocleiu improve in a ... Guaranteed Equal to the Best Prices very reasonable. Obtain them from your local dealer and malco comparisons. ILDRED6E MANUFACTURING CQ. ! BELVIDERE, ILL. I UNTIL JAN. 1,1895, 25 CENTS. 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