A College Wag.
In a certain college, under Presbyte
rian auspices, not a hundred miles from
New York, it is a rule that the students
shall attend church at least once each
Sunday, either in the college chapel or
some other church in town which they
shall designate, and for non-attendance
satisfactory reasons must be given. Of
course, on Monday mornings, when
these reasons are called for, much in
genuity and some fun are brought out.
In one of these interviews, Prof. L
asked a student, "Mr. C-, where did
you attend church yesterday?”
Mr.O-replied, “The First Church,
sir.” ,
The professor, looking a little sur
prised, said, “Are you not aware, Mr.
C-, that there was no service at the
First Church yesterday ?”
This was a poser, but was coolly met
by, “I mean, professor, the first church
I came to.”
A general laugh followed, and some
how the young gentleman got rescued.
—Harper's Magazine.
Historical Snatches.
Notes and lulls first stamped, 1782.
Use of quicksilver, discovered in re
fining Bilver ore, 1540.
Pens for writing were first made from
qiulls in 635.
Paper money first used in America,
1740.
Signals nt sea first devised by James
II, 1005.
Tulips first brought into England.
1578.
Thread first made at Paisley, in Scot*
land, in 1722.
Mortars for bombs'first made in En
gland, 1513.
Microscopes first used in 1621; the
double ones, 1624; solar microscopes
Invented, 1740.
Letters were invented by Memnon, the
Egyptian, 1822 B. C.
Earthen vessels were first made by the
Homans, 715 B. C.; the first made in It
aly in 1710; the present improved kind
originated in 1763.
Insurance policies were first used in
Florence in 1523; first society estab,
lislied at Hanover, 1530 ; that at Paris
1740.
Why She Cried.
Mother—What have you done to
your little sister?
Bov—Nothing.
“Then what is she crying for?"
"She’s cryin’ because she can’t
think of anything to cry for."—Pear
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THE WATER MILL.
Listen to the water mill
All the livelong day—
How the clinking of the wheel
Wears the hours away.
Languidly the autumn wind
Stirs the greenwood sheaves.
And a memory o'er my mind
As a sped is c.i*t —
Th" mill will nevor grind *
With the water that is hast
Take the lesson to yourself,
Loving heart und true.
Golden years are Meeting by:
Youth is passing too *#
Strive to make the most of life;
Lose n > happy day.
Time will never brin: you back
Chances swept awuv.
Leave no tender word unsaid,
Love while love sh ill last —
The mill will never grind
With the water thit Is past
Work while vet the daylight shines
Man of thought and will
Never does the streamlet glido
Useless by the mill.
Watt not till to morrow’s sun.
Beams upon your way
All that you can cull your own
Lies in this-to dav.
Power, intellect and health
May not always last —
The mill can not grind
With the water that Is past.
—Surah Doudncy Clarke.
THE MERCHANT’S CRIME.
11Y IIOKATIO Al.UUIt, J IS.
CHAPTKK 11—Continued.
“It is better to be regular about
it As the nurse is uwuy 1 will give
it to you.”
“Thank you.”
“1 must go to the window to see
how much to pour out. How much
do you usually tuke?”
“A wino-glass two-thirds full.”
Paul Morton took the bottle and
a glass to the window. As he stood
there he was out of tho observation
of tho patient. He poured out the
quantity required of tho cordial into
tho glass; but after doing so, he slyly
added a small quantity of powder
from a paper which ho drew from his
vest pocket. Ho put the paper back,
and re-appeared at the bedside hold
ing tho glass in his hand.
••I think I have found the right
quantity,” lie said but his voice was
constrained, and there was a pallor
about his face.
The sick man noticed nothing of
this. He took the cup and drained it
of its contents, as a mutter of course.
“Thank you, Paul,” he said.
Paul Morton could not find any
thing to say in reply to the thanks
which fell upon his soul like a
mockery. He took the glass from
the trembling hand of the sick man,
and looked into it to see if in the
depths there might be any tell-tale
trace of the powder which he had
dropped into it; but he could see
nothing.
"Well I must leave you for a time.
Perhaps you cun sleep.” he said.
“Perhaps so; I will try,” was tho
answer.
Paul Morton left the sick chamber,
and shut himself up in his own
room. He wanted to screen himself
from the sight of all, for he knew
that he had taken the fatal step,
and that alroady, in deed, as well as
in heart, ho was a murderer!
CHAPTKK III.
An Unexpected l>iscovery.
The next day Ifalph lfaymond’s
unfavorable symptoms had returned,
and ho was pronounced worse bv the
physician. Yet the change was not
sufficiently marked to excite sus
picion. It was supposed that his
constitution had not vitality enough
to rally against the steady ap
proaches of the disease under which
he was laboring. Paul Morton read
from the old medical book w'bich he
had picked up in Nassau street, and
which, as we know, had given him
the first suggestion of the horrible
crime which he had determined upon,
the following words:
“The patient has been known to
recover where but one dose of this
poison has been administered, but
should it have been given him on
two successive days, there is little
or no chance that he will survive.
Yet, so slow is its operation, that
after the second time of administer
ing, it is not impossible that ho may
survive several days. Cases have
been known whore the peripd has ex
tended to a week, but of the final
fatal result there can be no ques
tion.”
“1 must go through it again,”
muttered Paul Morton to himself.
“It will not do to fail. While I am
about it, I must make a sure thinw
of it”
He accordingly sought the bed
side of the sick man on the next day,
about the same time as before. Ho
had watched till he saw the nurse go
down to prepare the patient's dinner.
“How are you feeling, to-day?” he ;
inquired, in apparent anxiety.
"Worse, my friend,” said the sick
man, feebly.
"But yesterday you said you were i
better, did you not?” . j
"Yes, I felt better then, but to-day
I have a dull, throbbing pain here,” !
and ho pointed to his breast.
"Did you not sleep weli?” \
"Yes, better than usual.”
Paul Morton knew that this was
the effect of the poison, for it had
been referred to in the book.
“I wonder, then, you do not feel
better,” ho said. “I supposed sleep
always had a salutary effect.”
“It has not had in my case. Xo,
my friend, I feel convinced that I j
have not many days to live.”
“I hope you are wrong. What can '■
I do for you? Shall I not give you
your cordial as 1 did yesterday?” *
••Yes. if you like.” '
Again Paul Morton poured ou the !
cordial, and again, as on the day i
previous, he filliped into the ; lass a I
minute portion of the powder
The sick man drank it.
••I don’t know what it is,” ue said. |
“but it does not taste as it used to.” ;
Paul Morton turned pale, but he ;1
rallied at once. J
“Your sickness, doubtless, affects I
your sense of taste,” he said. "It is H
very often the ease in sickness, even 1
of a lighter character than yours.” I
“Very likely you are right” J
■‘Can I do anything more for you?”
asked Paul Morton, who was now
anxious to get away from tho pres
ence of his victim. Strange thoughts
cume over him when ho felt that ho
had taken a decisive stop, which now
could not l)o recalled. lie had ad
ministered tlio poisonous powder for
the second time, and, according to
the medical authouty which wo have
ulreadv quoted, tlicro was no longer
any help for tho sick man, His vic
tim. lie might live two, three or
four days, possibly a week, though
this was not probable in the case of
one whoso constitution was enfeobtod
by a lingering malady, but his doom
was sure. Hut lie was as truly a
murderer as if he had approached
him with a loaded pistol, and dis
charged it full at his temple.
Twenty-four hours had made him
such.
“Thero is something I want to toil
you, Paul,” said tho sick man, turn
ing his head on tho pillow by an
effort, “something which will, per
haps. surpriso you, and aftor that I
shall have a favor to ask of you.
Will you grant it?”
“Yes,” said Paul Morton, “I will
grant it. Speak on. ”
His curiosity was not a littlo ex
cited by what lie had heard. Ho
drew a chair to .tho bedside and sut
down.
“I am ready to hear what you
have to say, Kalph,” he said.
“You suppose, and the world sup
poses, that I liavo novor married,”
the sick man commenced.
Paul Morton started, and ho
awaited nervously what wus to follow.
“The world is right, is it not?” ho
said hastily.
“.Mo, the world is wrong. Six
teen years ago.l married a portion
less girl, Por reasons which it is
unnecessary now to mention, my
marriage was not made public but it
was strictly legal. My young wife
lived less tnan two years, but ere
sho died she gave me a son.”
••Is ho still living?” asked Paul
Morton in a hoarse voico.
“Yes, he still lives.”
“Then,” thought Paul, with a
sense of bitter disappointment, “all
my labor has been for naught. This
boy will inherit Raymond's fortune,
and his death will be of no benefit
to me.”
“Where is the boy now?” he asked.
“He is at a boarding-school on the
Hudson. Ho was early educated
abroad, but for two years he lias
been at l>r. Tower’s boarding-school,
about forty miles from New York. ”
“Hoes he know anything of his
parentage?"
“Xes, I went to see him before I
came last to your house. Besides. I
have thought it well to communi
cate all the facts in the case to Dr.
Tower as it was possible that I might
die suddenly, and his testimony
might be required to substantiate
my son’s claims to my estate.”
"What is your son’s name?” asked
Paul Morton, rousing a little from
the stupor into which the in forma-,
tion had thrown him.
‘•Robert Raymond. It was the
name of my wife’s only brother, who
had died young, and as I had no par
ticular preference, I allowed her to
name him.”
••Is he in good health?”
“Yes; happily he has not inherited
my constitution. He seems healthy
and likely to live long. Rut J am
sorry that ho will be left so alone in
the world, as he must be by my
death. This brings me to the favor
I was about to ask of you. in my
will I have appointed you the guar
dian of my boy, who is now between
1-i and 15. I think it will not oc
casion you much trouble. My prop
erty, which I have put into solid se
curities, will amount to $120,000. Of
course, therefore, there will be no
occasion for stinting him. I desire
him to have the best advantages. As
for you. my old friend, as a slight
compensation for the trouble you
will take, and as a proof of my af
fection, I authorize you to appropri
ate to your own Use, during my son’s
minority, one-half of the income of
the property, and pay his expenses
out of the other hal'. What there
may be over can be added to the
principal.”
• 'iiui suppose—uioiign.il mo 00V is
as healthy as you say, there is little
feat1 of that—suppose Hubert should
die before attaining his majority ?”
‘•Should that event happen, and.
as you say, it is possible, i desire
that the property should go without
reserve to you. I have so provided
in my will.”
A Hush of gratification mantled
the cheek of Paul Morton as he
heard this statement. “All is not
lost,” he thought. “The boy may
die, and then—”
This is what he thought, but be
said:
“Kalph, you are too kind and gen
erous. It is my earnest hope that
such a contingency may never occur. ”
••I am sure of that. I have per
fect confidence in you, and I know
you will be kind to my boy. He may
be here to-morrow morning.”
“Here to-morrow morning!” ejac
ulated Paul Morton in surprise.
“Yes. I requested the nurse to
write to him yesterday afternoon, in
my own name. Jo come at once. As I
have but a short time to live. I wish
to have him with me during the
short remainder uf my life—that is.
if it will not be inconvenient to have
him in the house.”
“Certainiy not. I shall be glad to
have him come,” said Paul Morton
absently. •
I begin to feel drowsy. I will try
said the sick man.
I hope
'hen I will leave you
ay awake refreshed. ”
Morton walked out of the
jio ikpiu w-ith his eyes bent upon
•’rttPfV wttnt0(1 10 think over
rTmed unexpected turn of af
C1IAPTKK TV.
Ralph Raymond's Hoir.
Tho next morning Paul Morton
was sitting at tho breakfast tables
with his wife opposite hin.. Mrs.
i Morton was ten yours younger
: than hor husband. Sho hat belonged
' to a proud but poor family, and Iim i
married from no impulses of alTc
tion. but bccauso sho eonsitlorjd
Mr. Morton u rich man who eould
giro hor a luxurious homo. No
! sympathy need ho wasted upon hor,
for she had very little heart and
i lived only for ostentation. There
had boon very little domestic hur
i mony between tho two. * Mm had
shown herself lavishly extravagant
oven beyond her husband's means,
; and any tendency on his part to curb
her extravagance was met by biting
; sarcasm, and an exhibition of*il”
temper which soon compelled him to
j surrender at discretion. Mr. Morton,
of whose personal appearance 1 liavo
j not yet spoken, was in appearaueo
I fifty-four years old, though ho was
I really several years younger. lie
| had lost nearly all his hair, rotuin
j ing only a few locks on either side
of his head. There was a furtive
j look about his eyes calculated to in
: spiro distrust, lie scorned reluctant
j to look one full in tho face.
••Well, Mr. Morton,” sal 1 his wifo,
! leaning back in hor chair, • havoyou
' brought mo tho money I uskod for
, yesterday?"
j “No,” said Mr. Morton uncusily,
for ho knew that this reply would
; elicit a storm.
"And why not. I should liko to
know?” sho exclaimed, with Hash
ing eyes. “Don’t pretend to say
you forgot it, for 1 won't believe any
such nonsense. ”
“No. I didn’t forgot it. Mrs. Mor
ton," said her husband, “but tho
fact is, it was not convenient for mo
to bring it.”
“Not convenient! What do you
mean by that. Mr. Morton?" ex
cluimod tile lady in nn angry voico.
“It is just ns I say. Husiness is
very dull and money is tight.”
••That is what you always say,”
said Mrs. Morton, curling her lip.
“Whether I do or not, it is true
enough now. 1 wish it wasn’t.”
•■I only asked for a hundred dol
lars. Surely that would make no
difference in your business.”
“That is where you are mistaken.
If you will be kind enough to re
member how often you call upon mo
for such trillos, and liavo a head for
arithmetic, you can estimate what
they will amount to in the course of
a year."
••bo you refuse, do you?” exclaimed
Mrs. Morton in deep anger.
“I do; and lor a very good reason.”
“Give me your reason then. I
should like to judge of it myself.”
“Then I will toll you without re
serve what I had not intended to
mention. In all* my mercantile ca
reer I was never in such danger of
ruin as at present. The dull times
at which you sneer have proved very
disastrous to me. It is ull I can do
to keep my head above water, hvcrv
day I fear that the crash will come,
and that instead of being able to
afford you this establishment, I shall
bo obliged to remove into some
humble dwelling in Brooklyn, and
seek for a position as clerk or book
keeper. How would you fancy this
change, madam!' Yet it is at such a
time you harass me with your un
reasonable demands for money. Ji I
am ruined, it will bo some satisfac
tion that you. who have had so much
to do with bringing it on, are com
pelled to suffer its inconveniences
with me.”
Mrs. Morton turned pale while ho
was speaking, for she had never
known anything of her husband’s
business affairs, and supposed that
such a thing as bis failure was im
possible.
Mrs. Morton was for a brief time
silent. She hardly knew how to an
swer; at last she said, “There’s your
sick friend up stairs. Isn’t he a
rich man?”
“Yes.”
[TO BE CONTINUED.]
A Victim of t'lrrunistHnccH.
“I am jista unfortunate victim of
circumstances,” explained the bul
let-headed gentleman to the city
missionary who wanted to know
how it happened that ho was in pri
son.
“Victim of circumstances?”
“Mats what, lie night I went fur
to do dis job dat I got pinched fer,
dc policeman had a toothache, an’
couldn t sleep.—X. Y. Mercury.
Not Vrry KiivutirHeingf.
Johnnie Masher—I dreamt last
night that I proposed to you.
Ksmorelda bongcoffin —There is
evidently a bond of sympathy be
tween us. I, too, dreamed last night
that you proposed, and that I re
jected you and then my big brother
kicked you down the front door steps,
and the dog bit a chunk out of you,
—Texas Siftings.
I>ea'n Kxrluftlvely in Celery.
There is one business man in .New
York who deals in nothing whatever
but celery. He is probably the only
man dealing exclusively in celery in
the l.nited States, perhaps in the
world. He has been in the business
eight years, and has built up a large
trade.
One Way of Inrrcasiiix ('ompmivtllsn
Torn, tlie bookkeeper —Why do
you work so hard:' The tirm doesn't
give you any greater pay for it.
(Icorge, the clerk—I know that,
but when I'm working I forget how
small my salary is.—Chicago Kecord.
Tl»e British Cabinet.
Kvery member of the British cab
inet acts in three capacities—as ad
ministrator of a department of state,
as member of a legislative chamber
and as a confidential adviser to the
crown. .
1 .
Take no Substitute for
Royal Baking Powder.
It is Absolutely Pure.
AH others contain alum or ammonia.
A ii 11-Ten.
In 1743 there was miito nn nnti-tca
Agitation in Scotland, where it was pro
nounced hy tlu> tuimniK Duncan Forhcs
tn bo “in many respects an improper
diet, expensive, wasteful of timo, and
oidoulutod to render tho population
weakly mid olToiniimto.” During that
timo thorn was n vigorous lnovoniont all
over Soothmd for abolishing tho mho of
ton. ltoHolutioiiH worn imssod by Town
Councils and tho inhabitants of villagoH
condemning it, and advocating boor.
Sir William Fullerton's tenants in Ayr
shiro ontorod into tho following bond:
“ Wo, being farmorH by profession,
think it needless to restrain ourselves
formally from indulging in that foreign
and consumptive luxury called tea; for,
when wo consider the slender constitu
tions of many of higher rank among
whom it is used, wo conclude that it
would bo but an improper diet to quali
fy us for tho more robust and manly
part of our business; and therefore wo
shall only give our testimony against it,
and leave the enjoyment of it altogether
to those who can atl'ord to bo weak, in
dolent, and UHoloss,”
Fur From tlm MhiIiIIiir Crowd.
This 1m whut muny a nervous sufferer
wishes hlmsc.f every day. Hut there will
tuurn lie no necessity to forsake the busy—
albeit somewhat. noisy -> ernes of metropol
itan lift*. If ill • nervous Invulld will begin,
and persist In the use of, Hostetter’s Stom
ach Hitters, which will speedily bring relief
to u wc.tk and overstrung nervous system.
Hay by day the lualy acquires vigor through
the influence of this reliable tonic, and In
the vitality which It. dllTusrw through the
system the nerves conspicuously share.
Bleep, appetite, dlge-dion all these are pro
moted by this popular lnvlgorant. and If
they are, who can doubt that the acquisi
tion of health and nerve quietude will he
speedy and complete? Constipation, hi 1
iocsness, malaria, nausea, sea sickness and
cramps In the stomach yield to this remedy.
Eoo-Nooo.—Take the yolks of six
teen eggs and sixteen table-spoonfuls of
pulverized loaf ipigar and beat them
to the consistency of cream. To this
odd nearly a whole nutmeg grated, half
a pint of good brandy or rum, and two
glasses of Madeira wine. Beat the
whites to a stiff froth, mix them in, and
finish by adding six pints of milk. No
heating is necessary in this formula,
and the quantity should suffice for a
party of twenty.
When Traveling,
Whether on pleasure bent or business,
take on every trip a bottle of Syrup of
Figs, as it acts most pleasantly and
effectually on the kidneys, liver and
bowels, preventing fevers, headaches
and other forms of sickness. For sale
in 50c. and SI bottles by all leading
druggists. Manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only.
1'raise.
As a general thing we are too chary in
praising and encouraging tiro efforts of
tlio young, too free in criticising and de
preciating them. Many a child’s powers
in various directions are thrust back into
inactivity by the cold, unappreciative re
ception they meet with. Children quick
ly adopt the sentiments of their elders,
and soon learn to put the same value on
their own powers that others do. The
parent, the teacher, and the employer
can easily teach lessons of self-deprecia
tion which may cling through life, and
forever prevent the development of pow
ers that, under more favorable allspices,
might have proved a bless’ug to the
community ; or. on the other hand, by
cheerful encouragement and wholesome
commendation, they may nourish many
a tiny germ of ability and talent that
may one day come to be a mighty influ
ence—a perceptible jiower in the world.
Winter Wheat, 100 Bushels Per Acre
Wonderful reports come in on Salter’s
new winter wheat and monster winter rye.
Over 2,000 farmers planted these grains
last fall and now re|>ort yields of 50 to 70
bushels wheat, and over 00 bushels rye per
acre. The way it looks 100 bushels will bo
reached. Send to John A. Salter Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis., 4c postage stamps, for
samples of this wheat and rye and fall
catalogue. _ w
Hope deferred maketh the heart bustle
around in some other loea’ity.
A woman despises a bad man of her own
making. _
MICHIGAN LANDS.
Fertile. Cheap. Healthr.
And Dot too far from good market*. The
Michigan Central will run special Home
Beakers' Excursions on July 10, Aug. 14,
Sept. 18. to points north of Lansing, Sagi
naw and Bay City at onefarefor the round
trip. Tickets good twenty days and to
■top over. For folder giving particulars
and describing lands, address O. W. Bug
gies, Gen. Pass, and Ticket Ag’t, Chicago.
Judgment is the fence Let ween impulse
and action.
A woman is not so much concerned in
what man loves her. as how he loves her.
CROSS-ORAIXKD,
sour, irritable, so that the
whole world seeing wrong.
That's the way you feel
when your liver is inac
tive. You need Doctor
Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets to
stimulate it and correct it,
and clear up your system
for you. You won’t iniud
the taking of them —
they're so small and so
natural in their effects.
All that you notice with
them is the good that
they do.
in nit* pt-rimiiifui. c .1 rr vi rmiousness, uttuD
dice, Constipation, Indigestion, Sour Stom
achs, Dizziness, Sick or Bilious Headaches,
and every liver, stomach, or bowel disorder,
they'ro guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
the money is returned.
Don’t tinker at your Catarrh with tilt
known medicines. It’s risky and dangerous
Tou may drive it to the lungs. Get the
Remedy that has cured Catarrh for years
and years — Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The makers guarantee it to cure, or, benefit,
fa the worst cans. i
IMiih mcr Own Work.
Does she.? Wlmt of it ? la it any
disgrace ? Is eho nuy loss of, a true
woman, Iohh worthy of respect, than
she who aita in silka and nut ins and if
vain of fingers that never lubor ? We
listened to this answer a few days a'JO,
and the tone in which it was uttered be
tokened a narrow, ignoble mind, better
fitted for any place than a country whose
institutions rest on honorable labor as
one of tho chief corner stones. It
evinced a falso idea of the true basis of
society, of true womanhood, of genuine
nobility. It showed the detest aids
spirit of caste, of rauk, which a certain
class are trying to establish—n_ casta
whose sole foundation is money, "and is
the weakest kind of rank known to oiv*
ilization. Mind, manners, morals, all.
that enters into a good character, are of
no account witli these sociul snobs ; po
sition in their stilted tankH is bought
with gold, nud each additional dollar ia
another round in tho ladder by whiuh
elevation is gained.
_ Karl's Olnrcr Uoot Trs,
Tbwpr**nt moot I |iurlflt<r,irlvt>H fri'klim-kaiinM rlrrvrnmt
U*ilivcoui|»le*luiit4(iti cuivhCoimllpitliou. Ii5o..&0u.|#le
Thoughts.
When yon bury an old animosity,
never mind putting up a tombstone.
Worrying will wear the richest lile to
shreds.
A sweet temper is to the household
what sunshine is to trees and flowers.
Everything we meet with here below
is more or less infectious. If we live '
habitually among good and pleasant
people, we inevitably will imbibe some
thing of their disposition.
ll*B»mai»'« Camphor Ira with Olyrarln*
Thi* original nnrimil)ireuuln**. Curat Chappml Hand*
ami Fact:, Cold hun*h, sc. C. (i. Clark Co.,N.iia.v<m«Ch
Early Itis'ng.
The early riser has always an hour or
two in band, which the lute lier loses
and oan never find, search as diligently
as he may. Things which begin well,
(or the most ]>urt, go on well; and the^
punctuality and order, the method and*
exactness, of a house where the day
pins betimes, and tho morning doe (
inaugurate a scramble, make ha’/
pleasantuess of domestic lifo.
Hall's Catarrh Curs /
Is taken internally. 'P-rlfe, J f
Oatmeal 8amp.— Put a pi;
meal to soak in warm water a
before cooking it; just water eu.%
cover it; then pour this mixture4
boiling water, a little at a time, '
a good pinch of salt, and let it i
slowly, the some as corn-meal h.
pudding, for half an hour or*longer!
pudding can bo made of it by w»—
eggs, milk, sugar, raisins and oinnamonT
the same os-for other puddings.
IlMUnon’s Nagle tarn Halva.** . -
Warrant mi tonin'or n.unt'v ruruu«lotl. Auk yam
ftruggiMl for It. Fn* « IS cwnU.
The first balloon ascension In the
United States was made in Philadelphia
on Jan. 9,1798 by Mr. Blanchard. The
ascent was witnessed by a large crowd
of spectators, among whom was Ora.
Washington.
Billiard Table, second-hand. For sale
cheap. Apply to or address. H. C. Akix,
All 8. lath St., Omaha, NeU
What a true gentleman Is, he was In tha
beginning.
Icly’s CREAM BALM cures R
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WIFE1
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.. . IT AHO MY FIEIOHT.
Sift Da^’1 ovr * drawer wain at or oak tm
Risk Am Statoreewla* mochlae
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,*et of Steel Attachment*} ah I pped any where <m
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6knt Frkx. Have been tested and
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Successors to I'ech Mfg. Co. 5
HIomx City. Iowa.!
1117 Union At©.. Kansan City. Mo.
PISO'S CURE TOP
CwiuaptlTAi and paopla
who have weak lungs or iKk*
ml should qm Ptso's Cura for
Oooiu option. It has rurtl
UMaaoda. itb.na not tnJur
at one. It is not bad to taka.
It is tba base cough syup.
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