A Farting1 Scone. Did yon ever hear two married women . take leave of each other at the gate on a . rammer evening? This is the way they tloiti “Good-by!” ■ "Good-bv. Come down and see ua right soon." “Yes, so I will. You come up right toon.” “I will. Good-by.” 5 "Good-by. Don’t forget to come soon.” “No, I won’t Don’t you forget w> come up." D 1 “1 won't. Be sure and bring Sally Jane with you next time.” “I will. I’d have brought her up this A time, but she wasn’t verv well. She wanted to come Awful bad. ” “Did she, now? That was too bad. Be sure and bring her next time.” “I will; and yon be sure and bring the baby.” “I will. I forgot to tell you he’s cut another tooth.” “You don’t say! How many has he got now?” “Five. It makes him awful cross." “I guess it does, this hot weather. Well, good-by! Don't forget to come down.” “No, I won’t. Don’t you forget to come up. Good-by!” And they separate.—New York Com mercial Advertiser. Mb. 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We somotlmes sit and wonder And stow und foam and fret For fear somethin; may happen, But It hasn't happened' yet There was onec a lonely woman Who cried down by the sea: “What if my pretty children All should perished be!” Now. this particular woman, Who thus did fret and fret, Is still a maiden lady, ho It has not happened yet —Amusing Journal BLIND JUSTICE. DT HELEN H« MATHERS. CHAPTER XVI—Continued. When I had read the last word, and the famous name appended, I threw my hat up in the air,I stamped, I shouted, I could have rolled on the turf in my extravagant joy and then I seized the little doctors hands, and nearly wrung them off his arms. “Stop!" he cried, “stop! Who would have thought you were so strong?" Then I lot him go so sud-, denly that he nearly fell backwards, and back I tore into Smuggler's Hole. “Keep your box!” I shouted, “keep it and bad luck to you! Your secret is no secret now, and the woman you could have saved, and would not, i * fiVed without you. Listen—"stand ing opposite him, while Dr. Cripps placidly sat down just inside tho door, I translated the telegram into Austrian to him. “So,” he said calmly, though his face was that of a defeated devil, “you English are not such fools as I supposed. You do sometimes hear of what goes on m other places; but you have poor stomachs—you pre not strong men like we are, end our meat is your poison.” “Thank God, yes!” I cried, “we can support life without' being slaves to a degrading habit such as yours.” i The Styrian thrust out his lips with a gesture of utter contempt. n “Have you any bad habits that can show such results as ours?” he said scornfully, “or any drug that will keep the skin and hair sleek and glossy, just as it will make an ani mal plump, and strengthen its breathing organs? It gives us clear ness of skin, and increases powers of digestion; it enables our herdsmen laden with heavy burdens to climb mountains without fatigue, and it gives us courage, the courage that comes from perfect health and strength. Look you, Seth Treloar came to me with bones showing through his skin, and only one thought in his mind, how he could get drink. I soon taught him there was something better than drink, and he began with very small doses; he suffered burning pains in his mouth, throat and stomach, ior he wit ao hardy mountaineer whose forefathers had eaten arsenic from generation to generation, and who commenced the prac tice in early youth, but I kept his courage up, and soon he got to love it as he loved his drink. Cursed be the day,” he went on savagely, “in which he crossed my path; he has robbed me, he has fooled me, he brought me hither to be treated like a dog, and here I should have died but that 1 am stronger than most of my race, and hard to kill. I could not die—ah, I would not,” he added, striking the ground with his clench ed fist. “But that fool," he went on after a pause, “when he awoke to find himself there” (he pointed downwards), “in the dark, alone, with no light, and his box gone, no doubt he thought himself buried alive, and out of pure fear and rage, t(flf want of his arsenic, died. He always was a coward; if he had madis up his mind to endure his a&ony for a few hours, daylight would have shown him the means of escape, and he would be living now." *T must be off," broke in Dr. Cripps, “I don’t know how these poor ereatures are getting on. And I hope I leave you quite happy, sir. Poor Judith, poor girl—but the future prill make handsome amends.” j “One moment," I said. “I must get on order from a magistrate to detain this map as he has important evidence to give in Judith’s favor. I won’t watch him another night, but he must be put in safe custody somewhere.” • “O! Tregonnel will see about that,” Mid Dr. Cripps, “he is our nearest magistrate, and I shall he passing his Tory door. Come hack with me, and I will drop you there. Have you ■ breakfasted W’ ho added, looking Lkeenly at me. | “No, I was too anxious to see you. ” “My housekeeper will give you a mouthful, come along. So that fellow has found his appetite?” he added, looking at the Styrian and the empty cup and platter beside him, aa ho went out. “Yes, I never thought to see him eat again,” and 1 told the doctor the night’s events. He lihtened with the deepest in terest, and was now sufficiently com fortable in his own person to pity me. “You’re had a rough time of it!” he said kindly, "Out you’ve reason to be proud of the way you’ve undone yotr- mistake. To bo sure it all souuds wildly improbable, aud if Judith is tried again, the jury may refuse to believe a word of it—but I take it that she is now practically a free woman. To be sure she has lost her child, but time will mend that ” That Bight the Styrian slept under another roof than mine, and until i very late Dr. Cripps and I studied i together the pamphlet that arrived by the evening post. The main facts about the practice | of “Hedri” we already knew through ' k—’s telegram, hut many interesting , ■ ’ . -vi: -V.. - . ^ .. detoils were now oddod, a few of which I hero give. When Hedri was first brought before the notice of the medical profession, it was treated as a gross imposition and classed with fasting* giris and other frauds, and the doctors boldly declared that the Styrlan peasants ate chalk, not arsenic, -for it was not doomed credible that a man could unscathed coWsumo enough poison to affect a dozen people, and sufficient to kill three. As early as 1822 Dr. Ilelsoh brought forward the subject of arsenic eat ing, and in 1831 Tschudi brought the matter prominently forward, and since that time, scientific rosearoh has proved Hedri to bo no fiction, but a very vivid reality. No one, however, takes to the habit quite openly. It is usually begun in secret and at the increase of the moon, with strango and superstitious observances. A minute dose is at first taken once a week, usually in bread and butter, then twice a week, and so on, until, when the individual arrlvos at a dose daily, the do. Then, too, m: had a Ind case of BSJgl ~TX 7 O. W. Sincnr. by tho Ufe of tlS wonderful blood-puii> Her." PIERCE antecsa CURE OB 1BOMET BETUBIfED. FREE] n2SS2& FACE BLEACI L *1 lk« 0.8. ta»» Mt Bi»J »y Ktr» BlMek,« ■ Pr,c«» »Wch la f| jwr botUe,aa4 ■ la m*tr that all nay *t«e It • fair tria^f n will aai a Sample BoUV.eafely packed, all §4 ckarfM prepaid, oa receipt of tie. 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