" DuiM Webster’s Humor.
©Miel Webster was a grim humorist.
On one occasion, when aSenator who was
P^nntiy said.
The honorable gentleman may proceed
to qurt® from ‘Crabbe's Synonyms,’
*™m 3*£er Md Webster-*” »\Jt
“»d Webster," ejolaimed
the Senate^ from Massaciiusms, “ f«w
**■« auflior-M'S ffla? disagree'” i* *
E»r wkr.rt vk — ^
the
be
fte Senate clock be
te ®tnk/- and- it had
strucA continuously for about fourteen
or fifteen times, Mr. Webster stopped
and said to the presidiug officer, “That
°Iock„w ®«t cf order, sir—I liave the
flaw. The occupant of the chair
looked rebukingly at the refractory time
piece, but in defiance of the officers and
rules of the house it struck about forty
before the Sergeant-at-Arms could stop
it; Mr. Webster standing silent, while
every one else waa laughing.
On another occasion, while Mr. Web
ster was addressing the Senate in pre
senting a memorial, a clerical-looking
person in one of the galleries arose and
shouted, “ Mv friends, the country is on
the brink of destruction ! Be sure that
you act on correct principles. I warn
you to act as your conscience may ap
prove. God is looking down upon you
and if you act on correct principles you
will get safely through.” He then de
liberately stepped back, and retired
from the gallery before officers of the
Senate could reach him. Hr. Webster
was, of course, surprised at this ex
traordinary interruption; but, when
the shrill voice of the enthusiast had
ceased, he coolly resumed his remarks,
saying, “ As the gentleman in the gal
lery has concluded I will proceed.”
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Tb« Ratter Cow.
Recently In an address It. G Adams
®l Wisconsin said: The modern dairy
cow in her best form is . a long ways
from cow nature as it existed in the
tiiuvS of Abraham, no doubt She is
highly artificial. The more artificial j
she is the bvtt r she is. The men who
worry and theorize about our getting I
away from nature, in order to be ion
sis tent, never should milk, they should
leave that to the calves. We put shoes
on horses and clotbes on children, and
slap nature in the face every time we
shave. The dairy cow has been made
over by the hand and brain of man for
a perfectly natural purpose—making
money. And if she does sometimes
have milk fever and many other dis
eases unknown to wild cattle, she to
day possesses greater vital force than
her unpampered ancestors, who were
supposed to be hardy, but all of whom
would have died in a week if compelled
to exert the vital force necessary to
elaborate in . their organism milk
enough to make fourteen pounds of
butter in that time. We have not de
stroyed vital forces, we have changed
their currents. The average cow and
the average farmer are being driven
from their fields—to better ones. In
herited notions are giving way to the
logic of facts. An old farmer in my
state says: “Feed makes the cow.”
Prof. Henry, at the experiment sta
tion, says nothing, and feeds a. mm
mon cow, a grade Jersey and a
thorough-bred Jersey a 17-cent ration,
each the same, in the same barn,
With the same care, for a week, and
from the common cow he gets one
pound of butter, from the grade one
pound and five ounces, and from the
thoroughbred one pound and fifteen
ounces. A farmer in New Jersey by
grading, without special change of
feed, raised his butter average in a
large herd, in ten years, from 135
pounds to 275 pounds. I test the cows
in my own herd and find them rang
ing from six to seventeen pounds of
butter per week on the same feed.
Does feed make the cow? Good blood
lies at the foundation of dairy success.
The average farmer has enough of it
when electrified by thought; his cows
do not. Outside of his often thought
less disregard of his own business in
terests, the average fanner commands
both our love and our respect, lie has
made these western states. Through
his modest and sometimes unnoticed
toil have come railroads and schools
and pleasant villages and cities rich in
beauty and commercial life, and in his
quiet country home he has bred the men
who to-day control the business and
political destinies of this nation. We
may criticise his business methods in
order to improve them, but we never
forget that the average farmer is more
than an average good citizen and more
than an average patriot. And in the
great contest which is to come be
tween the socialist, anarchist and com
munistic enemies of all government
and this government, he will be the
rock upon which this government
jhall stand.
N'Otes oh Milkihg.—It is a blessed
sight easier to keep the, dirt and ill
flavor out of the milk than to take it
out of the butter, says “Farm Journal.”
Any delay in setting the milk, lessens
the quality of cream obtained. To se
cure the best results in cream raising,
let the mi.k be strained and put at rest
at once when it is drawn from the cow.
To test this, strain one-half of the cow's
milk into a pan as soon as you get up
from the milk stool, and strain the
other half into another pan half an
hour later and note the difference in
results. The old-time method of cov
ering the milk pan with a strainer
doth, laying a clean clam shell in the
depression and milking in the clam
shell, is not one which modern dairy
men need to laugh at. The practice is
excellent. It allows straining the milk
Instantly, and does not permit the
streams to force filth through the‘
strainer, as their force is expended
upon the hard and odorless clam shell,
or other like substance. In milking a
cow with sore teats always wet them
first, also place the hand so the sore
will come in the palm of the band. Do
not expect to pound milk out of a cow
with the stool, and hallooing is no bet
ter than pounding.
HYDROPHOBIA IN A HOUSE.—Recently
a case of hydrophobia in a two-year
old colt was developed on the (arm of
Eric Anderson near Nordaess. The
tenant on the farm went out in the
morning and found the colt in the pig
pens chasing the pigs around. In at
tempting to drive the colt out the man
was bitten on the arm, but luckily the
teeth did not penetrate the akin, only
tore it loose, and 4 is expected no bad
results will follow. The animal ran
all over the place, chasing other stock,
biting itself, and trying to bite the
others, and acting in other ways as a
mad dog acts. It was allowed to con
tinue until exhausted is order to see
it in all stages of its madness, and
finally fell and died with every symp
tom of a genuine case of hydrophobia.
The above facts are supplied by Dr.
Whitbeck, who went to Nordness to
ex amide the ease.—Decorah Republi
The Horse Buyer.—The eastern
buyer is very uncompromising. He
accepts your horse as he finds it. He
can not afford to pay you a first-class
price for. your horse simply because
you have the best one in the neighbor
hood. By comparison with some
horses yours may be good, and yet
might be found wanting by other com
parisons The eastern buyer to-day
wants the best. Any of them will
tell us that they would rather pay S150
for what they call a first class horse
than $30 for a plug, and now comes the
question, what constitutes a first-class
hone and how can we get him? A
first-class horse of to-day means some*
thing. To fill the measure of this
term at present, a better horse la re
quired than ever before, Just when
the market demands the best hones it
haa ever required, we find ourselves
with the poorest lot to offer. Just
when we ought not to hare any in
ferior horses on hand, we find that
they are about the only kind we hare
_*>_
What Kivd of Hobsks-.'—'There are
thousands of small breeders in the
north who are debating In tlielr
own minds what kinds of horses they
can breed with a reasonable chance of
making the business profit** bio. Many
of them have already reached the con
clusion that good gentlemen's road
sters are the sort for them. Others
hare decided to raise large, handsome
carriage horses, lloth of these classes,
like the best of trotters, are always in
demand, and are likely to be for sev
eral years at least. There is probably
leas risk of failure in breeding car
riage horses than gentleman’s road
sters. There is greater fascination,
however, for the thorough horseman
in raising the latter. The profits, too,
in cases of success may be greater.
The probabilities of success in either
case depend largely upon the judg
ment used in selecting brood mares.
The general characteristics of the
mares are quite as important as their
blood linea—American Horse Breeder.
Fens for Lambing Ewes.—It has
been our experience that light,strong,
close pens, say 4 feet square and 214
feet square, are best for lambing ewes.
They can be carried by one man and
placed over a ewe in the shed, yard or
pasture. They will be found very
handy and always ready for use. A
sick sheep can be treated readily in such
a pen. In addition to putting ewes to
lamb in a flock by themselves, as fast as
they come in they should be put in
the “lambed flock’’ and receive
ceive appropriate attention. If the
quarters are crowded they may still be
divided by putting ewes with strong
lambs, say a week old, into a flock by
themselves and given a daily run in a
field of growing rye or wheat. Here
they will receive some green feed and
have plenty of milk for their lambs.
The lambs, too, will soon begin to
nibble fresh green 6hoots and grow
off beautifully. — South Dakota
Farmer.
Costof Wool.—A writer in the “Ohio
Farmer” says: Our experimentstations
ought to' come to our assistance and
work out for us the cost of producing
a pound of wool. Very much has been
expended in investigating the Cost of
beef, pork and butter, and wool has
been left to the fostering care of the
politician. Now that they have de
serted it, will not the scientists give it
some encouragement? It is the seventh
largest industry of the United States,
and is certainly an indispensable one
to the whole people. With Ohio lead
ing in th? ind"«try it «re**’s that oui
experiment station ought to do sqm*
work with sheep. If it can hot be
done at the station they might enlist
some farmers of the state for experi
menting. The contests at the expo
sition proved that we have something
to learn yet either in breeding or feed
ing, or both.
Feathered Economizers.-Fowls are
great economizers by natural inclina
tion, for they gather much for their
own sustenance, that would, were it
not for their industrious habits, be
lost. Not a kernel of scattered grain
that lies within their reach, escapes
their vigilance, and they gather every
crumb that may be thrown out. with
the utmost frugality. Besides, the
bugs and insects which so annoy the
farmer bv the ravages they make on
his crops, are excellent food for poul
try and they gather these diligently.
Beally it is because deprived of such
food in winter, that fowls need greater
variety in the daily rations which we
provide for them. It is plain then
that while gathering avalauble article
of food for themselves, they are rid
ding their owners of a great nuisance.
—Ex.
Winter Daimeing.—This winter
dairying movement is a step in the.
right direction. Ct has saved oar peo
ple from the disastrous effects of the
world-wide depression, which is felt to
such a marked degree hy our neigh
bors across the line. Winter dairying
is just what is needed to keep up the
dairyman’s income the year round.
There should be no break between the
last batch of cheese in the fall and the
first pack of winter butter. These
two great dairy products must go hand
in hand, thus keeping up a continuous
cash income, besides furnishing pro
fitable labor on the farms and in the
factories during the winter months.
The production of cheese, butter,
beef, bacon and poultry must be the
aim of the future.—Prof. J. W. Rob
ertson.
PotTLEBr Investment.—Does poultry
keeping pay? is always an open ques
tion for discussion among farmers.
One way to decide this for yourself
would be to invest say 940, the price of
a good cow, in good fowls, and then
take as much care of them as you
would of the cow and keep aoeount of
the expenses and receipts; but remem
ber that yoa would not let she cow's
stable go a month without being
cleaned, nor would you expect it to
pick np its own living. Poultry-keep
ingdoes pay, but how well depends
upon the man and his methods
The Lima Beam.—The Lima bean
has been so called for a hundred years,
and, as Its name indicates, Kerns to
have first been known in South
America. The common kidney bean
seems to have first been known to the
ancient Peruvians.
i
The Cause «r ffheepiug Cough.
In 1871, Dr. Ludwig Letxcriek began
microecopio investigation as to the
ranee of the disease. He showed for
the drat time that'the phlegm coughed
np in the early atagea of the diaeaae
contained eliptical-shaped brownish
red fungna «pores. This discovery
gave a dew to ita true nature,
and to a new channel of treat
ment. Those spores are lodged by
inflection inder tho toe cue, whore
lhey remain until ti>oy germinate and
spread along the aides of tho tongue
and backward until they reach the
larynx and pharynx. 'When the growth
has extended thus far, the full whoop
is eetsWi'd’"J. Small elevations or
lumps be scca under the tongue
before the patient begins whooping.
The time required for the germination
of the spores is from nine to fifteen
days, varying in different persons. Dr.
Letzeriek proved his theory by intro
ducing spores into the traonia of yonng
rabbits, in which he produced all the
StomR of the disease. As qninine
ly kills all fnngua plants, it ia
found to be an efficient remedy, the
speaker said. In administering this
the immediate result is good, the
patient usually not whoOptng more
than once a day. The best way to ad
minister it is to place a powder upon
the tongue and let it gradually dissolve,
bat, as children object to the bitter
taste, it oan be given in other ways, bnt
alwavs so as to be dissolved in the
mouth.
The Watch*! of the Night
When of tha repented kind experienced by
person! troubled with tnsnmnlu. soon bring
about an nlarmlnir condition of the nervous
system. The slut king Imnd. confusion of the
brain, lapses of memory and loss of upi.otlio
Indicate, with terrible precision, the ruv
uttes produced by loss of sleep, which If un
remedied must destroy mental equilibrium
altogether. No better and thorough nerv
ine exists than Hostetler's Stomach Hitters.
Common sense and experience point to its
early und steady use (a cases or Insomnia.
It. strengthens weak and relaxes the tension
of overstrained nerves, which, by the way. a
resort, to unmedlcated stimulants will never
do permanently, while the after effect of
such e cltants Is most prejudicial. I,'tiller
the Influence of thl benign invlgorant.ap
fietlte. digestion and sleep return, and coa
ly comfort and health are alike promoted
It. Is Invaluable In chills and fever, liver
complaint, constipation, rheumatic and Sid
ney trouble.
Wealth Not Omnipotent.
Wealth is potent in its own sphere,
but impotent beyond it. It can put a
telegraph under the sea and cover the
land with a network of wires as with a
spider’s web. It can build railroads and
bridge oceans. It con buy houses and
lands and every material advantage; but
here its power stops. It cannot pur
chase goodness, or justice, or gentleness,
or patience, or love, or true friendship.
It cannot make character stronger, or
life sweeter. It can say to the minister,
I will feed yon and clothe you while you
are mating men better, and to the
teacher, I will take care of you while
you are making men wiser, but it can do
nothing without the brain of wisdom
or the heart of goodness. It can build
railroads, hut it is powerless to build
men.
CONDUCTOR E. D. LOOMIS. Detroit, Mich.,
says: “The effect of Hall’s Catsnh Cure is
wonderful.” Write him shout It Sold by
Druggists, 78c.
youia.
The/e is nothing like youth. The
snnBhi..,s streams upon the flowers.
The blood rushes wildly through the
veins. The air is full of music, and
echoes uf happy laughter are borne on
every creeze. All the world seems
wrapped in golden mist, and hope, s
white-winged angel, shines in the rosy
heaven of the future. For age, the
rustle of the dead leaves! For sorrow,
the wail of the autumn wind, the sad
November twilight, and the lonesome
splashing of the rain 1 What have age
and sorrow to do with life? Let them
thrust away their doleful gloom—while
for youth and beanty, and love and
mirth, the silver bells ring, the wine
sparkles, and the earth is strewn with
roses.—William Winter.
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will tell you that the progress in med
icinal agents, has been of equal impor
tance, and as a strengthening laxative
that f-'yrup of Figs is far in advance of
all others.
me wim« or uumas.
Brunettes deceive—blondes betray.
Give money, bat never lend it. Giv
ing it only makes a man ungratelol;
lending it makes him an enemy.
If men would spend in doing good to
others a quarter oi the money they
spend in doing harm to themselves,
misery would vanish from the earth.
Man was created to utilize everything
—even sorrow.
A woman’s venality is the punishment
of the man that buys her.
The only thing I am astonished at is
that people are astonished at anything.
Corns CtJSTABD.—Make a good,
strong extract of coffee—by dripping it
as slowly as possible—for ten people you'
will want two cupfuls; take eight of the
same measures of milk, and beat into the
milk yelk of six eggs; add three ounees
of powdered sugar; mix into this the two
cupfuls of coffee; as coffee differs in
strength, better taste to see that is sweet
enough; pour the mixture into cups, and
put the cups in a not-too-deep pan with
boiling water; the level of the water
ought not to stand higher than thecup;
do not try and boil the water too hard;
about IS minutea of boiling is necessary.
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The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands
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Is ragedeaf as the sea; Pasty as the fire.
—Shakespeare.
Man Is the merriest species of the crea
tion.—Addison.
sRunn'i Slagle Cera Salve.**
Warranted to cure ur u.uury rufautloU. Auk roar
drass**i fur it. Pri.-u iSc.uts.
Never attempt to compliment a a«u
when be knows he has made a lailare.
You want the Best
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We should try to And the golden mean,
and neither be lavish nor stingy. He
hue his money best spent who has the
best wife. The husband may earn
money, but only the wife can save it.
"A wise woman buildeth her house.”
The wife, it seems, according to Solo
mon, is the builder or the real puller
down. A man con not prosper till he
gets his wife's leave, A thrifty house
wife is better than a great income. A
| good wife and health are man’s ^est
wealth.—Charles It. Spurf/con.
Shiloh's Consumption 1‘srs
on n frtmrante*. It fiimi Jnnpisnt romMimpi
Umi. it n U* beta. Coualt Cura. Vcta.fiOvia.
Parsnips, carrots, Bwedirh turnips
and especially mangel-wurzel, will all
fatten pigs. These roots ought not to
be given in a raw state, but always
cooked and mixed with beans, peas,
Indian corn, oats or barley, all of which
must be ground into meal. When pigs
j are fed on such cooked food as we have
stated, the pork acquires a peculiarly
rich flavor, and is much esteemed, es
pocially for family use.
Bkecham’s Pills are a wonderful medi
cine for nny bilious or nervous disorder,
such as sick headache, etc. Price, li.i cents
a box. _|_
Oliver Wendell Holmes contends
that true greatness has never yet been
able to master a pretty hand in pen
manship.
The Bound must seem an e.ho to the
sense.—Pope. ,
from kitchen to Threats
We.read of peculiar thing* happening
in life, end e wise men aboaU he ear*
prised et nothing. In like meaner a
comely end modest women hen often
found e fortune in her feoo if she known
how beauty should become her. To
wit: During the troubles in the reign
of King Charles L, e country girl cam*
up to London in search of a place an
servant maid; but, not sucoeeoing, aha
applied herself to carrying ont bear
from a brew-house, and was one of thoan
then-called tub-women. The brewot*
observing a well-looking girl in thin
low oooupation, took her into hie luaily
as a servant, and, after a while, aha bn
having with so muoh prudence and is*
corum, he married her; he died whan
she waa yet a young woman and left her
a large fortune. The business of thn
brewery was dropped, and the yooaff
woman waa recommended to Mr. Bydn
as a gentleman of skill in the law tn
settle her affairs. Hyde (who waa after*
ward the great Earl of Clarendon), flaw
ing the widow's fortune very considera
ble, married her. Of thu marriagn
there was no other issue than a daugh
ter, who was afterward the wife of
James II., and mother of Mary anil
Anne, Queens of England.—Land and '
Water.
Tumors are healthful for finteaa.
They ahonld be out in slices, or, what in
better, pulped finely and mixed with a
little meal and some salt. Rntabogaa
are better than white turnips.
At subject of the above portrait is the
Rev. Chas. Prosser, a much beloved and most
devout minister of the gospel at Mount Car
mel, Northumberland Co., Pa. Mr. Prosser’s
usefulness, was, for a long time, greatly im
paired by a distressing, obstinate disease.
Bow his malady was finally conquered we
will let him tell in bis own language. He
says: “ I was a great sufferer from dyspep
sia, and I had suffered so long that I was
a wreck ; life was rendered undesirable and
it seemed death was near ; but 1 came in
contact with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery and his1 Pleasant Pellets.’ I took
twelve bottles of ' Discovery,’ and several
bottles of the ‘Pellets,’ and followed the
hygenic advice of Dr. Pierce, and I am
happy to say it was indeed a cure, for life is
worth living now.”
For dyspepsia, or indigestion, “ liver com
plaint,” or torpid liver, biliousness, constipa
tion, chronic diarrhea and all derangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels. Doctor
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery effects
perfect cures when all other medicines fail.
It has a specific tonic effect upon the lining
membranes of the stomach ana bowels. As
an invigorating, restorative tonic it giv
strength to the whole system and buiku up
solid flesh to the healthy standard, when re
duced by “ wasting diseases.”
Mr. J. F. Hudson, a prominent lawyer of
Whilchervllie, Sebastian Co., Ark., writes:
“ Having suffered severely, for a long time,
from a torpid liver, indigestion, constipa
tion, nervousness and general debility, and
finding no relief in my efforts to regain my
health, I was induced to try Dr. Pierce’s
Golden Medical Discovery and * Pleasant
Pellets.’ Under this treatment, I improved
very much and in a few months was ablate
itlssil to my professional duties*
Yours truly,
/
To purify, enrioh and vitalize the blond,
and thereby invigorate the liver and diges
tive organs, brace up the nerves, and put
the system in order generally ; also to build
up both solid flesh sad strength after lite
'* ' proantuar
pneumonia, fevers and other
diseases, "Golden Medical Discovery” tee
|uai. It does not woke fat people ana
noeqi
coi
mlent, but builds up tolid, wMamee
Do you feel dull, languid, low -
have fulineeeor bloating aftereatin:
coated, bitter or bad taste in
lor appetite, frequent headaches, "BoattaW
IfB" hnfnnt mvm nArvnua nrrwdrw^g^
specks ” before eyes, nervous prostrations
drowsiness after meals I
If you have aay considerable trambar ef
these symptoms, you are suffering fre
torpid liver, associated with dyspepate.
indigestion. The more complicated yo_
disease the greater the Bomber of symptom*.
No matter what stage it has reached, Dev
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will ante*
due it. i
Nervousness, aleephasnesa. nervous proa*
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turbanoes are generally due to impoverished
blood. The nervous system suffers for wanfc
of pure, rich blood to nourish and aoslnim
it. Purify, enrich and vitalize the blood hr
taking “Golden Medical Discovery" and aft.
these nervous troubles vanish.
The “ Golden Medical Discovery " fa far
better for this purpose than the mneh ad
vertised nervines and other compounds, sn
loudly recommended for nervous prastrattoa,
as they •* put the nerves to sleep," bat d»
not invigorate, brace up and so strengthen
the nervous system as does the “ Discovery,"
thus giving permanent benefit and a verffoaf
cure.
Buy of reliable dialers. With aay others^
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probably be urged aa “ Just as good."
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