The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965, April 19, 1894, Image 6
ONE BEET-LOVED OP ALL. iesii Tttna new dolls nt (m three little chair*, . Walling ter Christmas dvr: If And they sronderw, when she new them. Vriet the little girl would say. The; hoped thet tho nursery lire was say; itt, v , ' fife __jyhopod that they would find UttlO girl often played with dolls; " the; hoped that sho was kind. Near by sat an old doll noatly dressed In n now frock, blaok and red: Bho smiled et the French dolls—“As to that. Don't feel afraid," she said. Tho new dolls turnod tholr waxen heads, And looked with n hauxhtv stare, As It they nevor had seen before That a doll was sitting there. “Oh, wo'ro not in tho least afraid," said ono, “Wo arc Quito too lino and new; But perhaps you yourself will find that now She will scaroely euro for you." The old doll shock her head and smtlod: Sho smiled, although sno know Herplostor nose was almost gonn, And her cheeks wore faded too. And now It was day: In camo tho child, And there all i ay and brlsht Sat thro j new dolls in;ilttlo chairs— It was a lovely sight. She praised their curls, and noticed too How finely they were dressed: But the old doll all tho whflo was hold Clasped close against her breast. —St Nicholas. | BLIND JUSTICE. BT HELEN B. MATHERS. chapter r. The woman flashed across the eourt at me a lcok of scorn, ay, and of contempt, but of fear not a traco. And yet I, who had placed her in ,• the dock whore sho stood, I, who had made those purely disinterested efforts to hung hor, that socmed cor if-;, tain to bo crowned with success, felt that howevor much I might deserve her detestation, I in no sense was or looked the mistaken fool that she supposed me. Judith they called hor, ahd a Jud ith she was, with the grand frame and limbs of a daughter and mother of the gods, and like her groat name sake, she too had slain her man, though not to such heroio purpose and results. This woman had no tribe to glorify her crime, and only one friend on ! v earth with a heart,to.bo w^ung by it,, / a%d that man now Mood as closely as might be, beside hor, his comeli ness all aged and dimmed by the an guish through which she had brought him. And yet I felt, for tho first time, •orry for my work, when that look of hers, in which spoke a virile inno ; cence, so sure of itself as easily to ' afford contempt, flashed upon some : inner consciousness of mine, leaving outsiue it the brain and that had al ready tried and found hor guilty. &■* But, no—I had seen this strong, calm woman in the throes of fear and agony, her not easily moved nature shaken to its vory depths, and no criminal yet ever had ctruuinstantial evidence so pitilessly arrayed against her. 1 forced my eyes from her, and fixed them on the oounsol for the prosecution, who had already com li menced his indictment against her. "This woman," no said, "little more than a child at hor marriage, had lived a notoriously mlsorable life with Seth Trcloar, though to do her justice, no blame of uny kind at , tached itself to hor conduct as a wife; and when within the year ho ; disappeared, leaving no trace, she 'if remained in her native viilago, sup porting herself by any sort of work : that came in her way. She does not appear to have encouraged any lovers; but when seven years had passed, she boldly announced that she felt herself legally free of Tro loar, and married a man whose char y acter was as good as her former hus band Is had been the reverse, and : whom 6ho loved with a passion more than equal to that detestation she had foil for the other. From being the butt of a drunken and brutal scoundrel, she became tho cherished w and adored wife of the best looking and best natured man in the village, and for Some brief months tasted that supreme happiness which is known only to those persons who in tho past have acutely sulfored. Per haps so much content irritated the on-lookers, fOr only cold looks were / cast upon the two, while tho mali cious prophesied that Treloar’s ro turn would cut short the pair's feli city, and affected not to consider them man and wife at all; so that by degrees they became completely iso lated from their neighbors, ahd no |v: living feet save their own ever crossed the threshold of Smugglers’ Hole. This house had formerly been the rendezvous of smugglers who were . said to have within it some hiding place in which to dispose of their stolen goods; but though smugglers went there no more, its bad charao v ter remained, and its lonely position .. at the end of the parish made it loarod, so that the rent was a mere trifle, and as Treloar had brought ■v Judith back to it a bride, so now Judith brought Stephen Croft thither as bridegroom, and there they dwelt as much alone as on a desert island. The woman defied her world, car ing nothing, but the man felt her .... position keenly, and at last per r’ buaded her that it was best to eml isf grate, and to this she at last very , reluctantly consented. Six months, then, after the cere mony that the villagers declared no ceremony, Judith Croft sat one night by the fire in the almost empty cot tage from which she was to depart is! on tho morrow, with the man who ? represented all the sweetness and happiness she had found in her life. She heard steps on the path, the latch lifted, and wo may surely pity the unhappy woman whon, springing ■ through the dusk, she found herself clasped In the arms, not of Stephen XJl-Oit. but of Seth Treloar. Of what passed between them. Cod ■ alone was witness, and God - alone ■ knows the truth; when the man she loved came in an hour later, she <was sitting alone by the hearth, with no sign of exdtomcnt or anxiety about her. Sho prepared tho fish ho had brought in for supper, ate with him, and from that moment ho never left her until they rose early next morn inf', to be in time for tho train that was to take them to Liverpool. So much Stephen Croft said in his evi dence, most reluctantly given, but still more reluctantly two damning pieces of evidence against her wore drawn from him. lie said thoy had arranged for their landlord to tako over tho few poor sticks of furniture they pos sessed, and had sent on their small personal belongings the day before, but there were some few odds and cuds to be carried batwocn them,and ho hnd brought in a coil of stout rope for binding them togother. At start ing, the rope was missing, but his wifo could not account for its disap pearance more than himself, and did not "fuss” about it as most womon would have dono undor the circumstauccs. At breakfast (this was only dragged from him bit by bit) ho noticed that she ato very little, but furtivoly collected food on a plate, and 6et it aside, as if for an unexpected guost. He asked her why she did this, and sho said tho neighbors would bo all over the house tho moment their backs wero turned, and sho would gratify, their curiosity as to what they had for breakfast. He reminded her that tholr landlord was trawling that day, and several subsequent days, at a distance, and that no one could know the secrot piece, previously agrood upon, where they wore to hide tho key of tho house. Sho laughed strangely, and said that though you may lock people out, you could not lock them in; but this speech, though he did not under stand it. was afterwards distinctly quoted in her favor. Then they col lected their small effects, and with out a God-speed from a friend, or a kindly eye to follow them on their path, passed away from tho home in which they had been so happy, to tho one that had yet to be earned in the uncertainty at tha. Juture. Perhaps the man looked back, but at some distance from the house the prisoner did more, she alTected to have for gotten something, and bidding him go forward, retraced hor stops quick ly. But he reluctantly admitted that she returned empty-handed,that she was pale as a corpse, with wild eyes, that she gasped for breath, stammering and presenting every ap pearance of a woman who has re ceived somo horrible shook, but when he asked her if she had met with some insult from a passing neighbor, she shook her head, but would give no explanation of her state. She showed extraordinary eagerness to reach the train, but did not utter a syllable during tho journey, though a sinister incidont occurred during it That incident (here tho counsel turned and looked steadily at me) was witnessed by a gentleman, to whose keen observation, swift action, and roastorly manipulation of fact and surmise was duo tho brilliantly con clusive chain of ovidonce that had brought the prisoner to where sho stood that day. This gentleman had in his hurry jumped into a third instead of a first class carriage, and congratulated himself on his mistake when he saw the two other occupants of the com partment They were simply the two most magnificent, specimens of man and womanhood that ho had ever seen in his life, but the man looked troubled and perplexed, and the woman gave one the same im pression as of some usually calm majestic aspect of nature, now con vulsed and shaken to its very core. He saw tho fine hands clonched be neath her woolen shawl, tho splendid eyes blind to all save some awful in ward sight, and he recognized that a tragedy had been, or was to bo en acted, and he watched her, with en tire unconsciousness to horsolf, un remittingly for m!le upon mile. Tho vigilance was unexpectedly rewarded. She moved abruptly, searched her pocket for a handker chief with which to wipe hor damp brow, and pulled out with it a small, curiously shaped silvor box that foil into the man's lap. The blank hor ror of her eyos slowly quickened with some recollection, she stretched her hand to take it. but he drew back, and with astonishment in his face lifted the lid, and found the contents to be a white powder. Into this powder ' he thrust his fore-finger and instantly applied it to his tongue, on the moment crying out that his tongue was burning, then that his throat and stomach were on fire, and violent nausea com pleted the symptoms of having swal lowed a violent irritant poison. “You have taken arsenic!” cried the stranger present, whereon the prisoner shrieked out, snatched the box from Stephen's hand, and threw it far out the window. lhe stranger, approaching the ] window, took the exact bearings of 1 the spot where it must have fallen, ; they were then close to a station, | and there he got out, having | watched these two until the last I moment. The man was. urging questions on ! her as to who gave it her, or where I she had got it, but bevond that ono ] shriek, the stranger hoard no sound I issue from her white lips from first to last. Only as the other closed the door, he saw her lean forward, and press the fisherman's hand with a passion of tenderness, that startled the gazer: clearly the poison was not intended for the husband, therefore j for whom? .! The stranger bade the guard watch the pair, and communicate to him, at an address he gave the station at which they descended, then ho re traced tho distance ho hud come from a certain point, and with very little difficulty found what ho wanted. Tho box was of pure silver, of for eign make, which ho subsequently discovered to be Austrian, and it was three parts full of arsenic. He locked the box away, said nothing to anybody, but watched the dally papers carefully. Ho had not very long to wait; on <ho fourth morning he read how in a cellar, formerly used by smugglers beneath a cottago at Trcvonick, in Cornwall, had been found the dead body of a man whose appearance gave rise to suspicions of foul play, and who, on examination was found to have in his viscera sufficient arsenic to kill three or four men. The man was well clothed, well nourished, un.l concealed In a belt, upon him was found one hundred gold pieces of money. He was at once identified as tho long missing husband of u woman who had within the past few days left the villago for Australia with her second hus Jake George, a fishorman. swore to sooing a man entor the house at 7 o’clock the evening before the pair left, but ho saw no one come out, though his work kept him near by till 8, when Stephen Croit liirasolf camo home. He was not near enough to hear voices, though ho could easily have heard a cry had there been one. He peeped, as would bo shown in the evidenco, but he could seo nothing. With what superhu man swiftness and strength must this woman have overcome hor vic tim, so that not even a moan or cry reached the spy without! What self control must have been hers that she could meet hor husband with a smile, and sit at board with him that night, howevor absolutely she might break down on the morrow! In one short hour she had done as much, and more, as a man could do, and she had done it thoroughly. Secure by hor hearth, the murdered man hidden at her feet, she sat with undaunted front, no smallest trace around of the man who had visited her. Without that hollow cave be low, she might have murdered, but could not have concealed him; but as it was, this hiding place favored the swiftness and subtleness of the crime to an oxtraordina'-y degree. For who could believe that he, the former master of that house and the woman in it, walked of his own free will to the disused trap-door, and deliberately elected to be low ered by a rope to a cold and noisome dungeon peopled only by rats? No! It was for Stephen Croft to quail, to shrink away out of sight as a de frauded man, or, if Treloar showed himself moved by his wife’s en treaties, and actually consented to leave her to her happiness, would he not have left, as he came, by the houso door? Wo see no such thing when, in imagination, we project our gaze upon that bare, dismantled room; we see a man who. whatever he may have boen to her in the past, had since possibly repented, and pros pering in his new life (as his clothes sufficiently proved), had remembered the woman who once loved him, and returned to share his prosperity with her. He found her more beautiful than ever, and probably the very I thought of taking her away from an other man enhanced her value in his not over-fastidious mind; he meant to take his rights and told her so, while the miserable woman only half heard him in straining her ears for her lover's step without. She must have acquiesced to all appearance in his demands, or he could not have tuken from her hand the cup of milk with which she had stealthily mixed the poison; strangely enough, she must have also been possessed at the time of a strong narcotic, since traces of one were found in the stomach, so that the cool, firm hand doubly doctored the draft sho handed to the unsuspecting man. [TO BE CONTINUED.] Not a Target of That Kind. One of the deputy commanders of the state naval force employed to prevent the depredations of oyster pirates in Chesapeake bay, says a writer in Harper’s Weekly, accepted the captaincy of one of the sloops, because it was an easy berth and the pay was sure. His duties consisted in sailing over his district and avoid ing pirates. One fateful day he fell in with a lot of depredators, and, be fore he could got away, they were impolite enough to fire at his boat. Acting quickly, he put on all his canvas, and sailed shoroward with all possible speed. When he reached the harbor, ho went promptly to the telegraph office, and sent his resig nation to Annapolis. A week later Commander Seth met him and asked him why he had resigned. “General Seth,” ho replied, “during the war I paid three hundred dollars for a sub stitute, and, at my time of life, I have too much self-respect to allow myself to be shot by an oyster-pi rate. " Rigged for Comfort. An Aroostook, Maine, farmer travels in great comfort through the long reaches of snow and in the faoe of the bitterest north winds in a one* horso sleigh, hooded over like a prai rie schooner and with a stove inside, the funnel sticking through the top. It is a rig of his own invention, and while not architecturally beautiful in appearance, it is mighty comfortable in use. I-ondon Sandwich Men. Sandwich men on the streets ot London are required by.Jaw to walk near the curbstone, but not on the sidewalk, and not less than thirty yards must separate each sandwich man from his placarded comrade. The fine for violating the regulations j is $2.50 for each offense. REPUBLICAN DOCTRINE. PAYMENT OP PENSIONS. Extract From tho Speech of Hod. William W. Croat, of Vermont, In the Hoaie of Bepreeentattves, Friday, March a, 1804. Tho house, being in committee of the whole on the state of the Union, and having under consideration the bill (H. R. 0482) making appropriations for the payment of invalid and other pensions of the United States for the fiscal year ending Juno 30 ,1805, and for other pur doscs— Mr. Grout said; Mr. Chairman; The bill before ua carries $151,581,570. The appropria tions for the present fiscal year was for $160,530,350, which makes the present bill $15,950,780 less than the one of a year ago. Upon this statement the question at once arises: Is the sum named in this bill sufficient to meet the expenditures of the pension bureau for the next fis cal year? COMMISSIONER BAUM’S ESTIMATE. At first glance it seems altogether improbable, in fact almost incredible, that this reduced sum will meet the requirements of the bureau, especially when we remember that the late com missioner, Gen. Raum, than whom no commissioner ever had the business of the peusion office better in hand, esti mated when before the committee a year ago that if the work of the bureau were pushed for the next two years as it had been for the two years then last past the expenditure for the fiscal year 1895, the year for which this bill pro vides, would amount to about $180,000, 000. But he also estimated that at that time, with a continuance of the same energy, there would be upon the roll 1,050,000 pensioners, there now' being but 996,140. roll and as to expenditure, which would, as you see, have been nearly $15,000,000 more than the ap propriation for the present year, the fiscal year 1894. But instead of that this bill carries almost $16,000,000 less than the appropriation for the current year, and in round numbers $30,000,000 less than Gen. Raum could see going to the old soldiers in the year 1895 under a vigorous and friendly yet fair admin istration of the Bureau. Nevertheless, Mr. Chairman, I feel constrained to say that I think the sum named in this bill is all that will be ex pended by the pension bureau under its present management; indeed, 1 think it is more than will be expended, and that several millions will be left over at the close of the year 1895. Mark you, I do not say it is all I think ought to be expended'under the pension laws as they stand on the statute book of to day, but I think it is all that will be expended, unless a great change takes place. And now that the friends of this ad ministration may understand how suc cessfully it has been in cutting down pension expenditure, a matter of sin cere congratulation, of course, among themselves, let me give just a glimpse of the work of the pension bureau for the past few years, with certain com parative results under the last and present administrations. That, I think, must satisfy all, not only that under republican administration would the old soldiers, their widows and orphans, receive at least $30,000,000 for the next fiscal year more than now, but it will also satisfy you that the smaller sum reported by the committee is all or more than will be paid them under the present management Remember 1 am standing by the bill as reported by the committee, so far as the amount appropriated for the pay ment of pensions, and 1 present the fol lowing facts and figures simply for the purpose of showing how completely the present administration has reversed the liberal pension policy of the past, and if possible to bring its friends to a real izing sense of the great injustice being done the men who preserved the Union of the states, and made possible the greatness of this rich and prosperous American people. [Applause on the republican side. UNSETTLED CLAIMS. ^ In the first place, I want you to fix in mind that on December 31, 1893, there were 811,572 unsettled claims pending in the pension bureau. 244,706 of which have been examined and re jected, but are always open' to further consideration on additional evidence. This leaves 567,866 claims that have never yet been taken out of the pigeon hole for examination. , Now, please fix another fact in mind, viz., that for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1892, Commissioner Raum is sued 311,589 certificates. How many certificates do you suppose Commis sioner Lochren issued in the first six months of the present fiscal year? Only 33,999. This shows that Raum ad mitted claims or, in other words, granted pensions more than four times as fast as Lochren is doing. REJECTIONS. But there is another side of this work in which Judge Lochren far ex ceeds Gen. Rauin. It is in rejections. For six months, viz., for June to Novem ber, inclusive, in 1892, Commissioner Raum rejected 48,398 claims and allow ed 110,266. Commissioner Lochran for the same months in 1893 allowed 35,755, but rejected 67,383. in other words, Kaum admitted four cases just about as often as he rejected one. But under the present adminis tration the order is entirely reversed, and under Lochran two cases are re jected almost as often as one is admit ted. And during the sultry month of August last the proportion was very much larger, only 5,173 cases being ad mitted and 23,663 rejected—a case re jected a little more than four and one half times ae often as one was admit ted. It should also, perhaps, be stated that during this dismal month of Au gust rejections in the office seem to have culminated. In a single month 23,663 sad messa ges had gone to as many anxious, and in many instances destitute homes, scattered over the whole country. Such a flood of adverse decisions, together with over 12,000 suspensions, could hardly help stirring the atmosphere in every section; and when the veterans were met in national encampment at Indianapolis early in September last no one was surprised when they entered their protest against this indis criminate slaughter of the innocents. I say "indiscriminate slaughter,'’ for it must have been such. From the very 1 nature of the case, so many rejections in so short a time could not have hap pened had not the spirit of resistance to pensions been rife, like an evil genius whose fell influence had reach ed the whole pension force. It may be as Doesticks would say, only a "remarkable coincidence," but from that time the number of rejec tions became suddenly less, In Septem ber being only a little more than half, and in November a little less than one half as many. It was a little time be fore the meeting of this encampment that a halt was called in the wholesale suspension of pensions, without notice to the pensioner. Mark you, I do not say that this meeting of the veterans had anything to do with staying the hand of the executioner, but as a faith ful chronicler of these sorrowful times I give you the facts and the dates, and let you draw your own inference. More directly to the point, however, as showing the sufficiency of this re duced appropriation, is a comparative statement of the amount of the first payments for the same half of the fis cal years 1S93 and 1893. These first payments, remember, depend alto gether upon the number of cases ad mitted or certificates issued; and as the issue of certificates is increased or les sened the expense is increased or les sened, approximately, at least, for the payment to those already on the roll is all the time very nearly a fixed quan tity. Hence, it is perfectly clear that the way to keep down pension expendi ture is to keep down the issue of cer tificates—and that is just what this democratic administration is doing with a vengeance; and that, too, “in a way that is peculiar,” though all the time “with a smile that is clildlike and bland.” PENSION ACT OV JUNE 27, 1890. While President Cleveland and Sec retary Gresham have been struggling to reverse the march of liberty in the islands of the Pacific, Secretary Hoke Smith, more successful in the work of undoing, under date of May 27, 1893, re voked order 104 and directed the com missioner of pensions to formulate new rules for the allowance of pensions under the act of 1890, and also to have the 400,000 claims already allowed un der order 164 re-examined and read justed according to the new standard. And right here let us see what that new standard is. It will be found in Commissioner Lochren’s order 225 of June 9, and in the new “rules for rat ing.” THE PINCH IN THE NEW PROCESS. I will not stop to read order 225, which, except in the negative, unfrindly spirit that pervades it, quite incompat ible with the benevolent intent of the act itself, is not so very different from Kaum’s order 164. The pinch in this new process does not lie in this order. It is to be found in the “rules for rat ing,” which the commissioner said would be prepared by the medical referee; and three days later, June 12, that official brought forth, with the ap proving midwifery of Commissioner Lochren, the following monstrosity. I say monstrosity! And Mr. Chairman, when you get a square look at this newcomer in the pension office you will also say mostrosity. Here it is. 1 will thank the clerk to read. The clerk read as follows: [Clrcular.l Department op the Interior, 1 Bureau op I’Ensioxs. Medical Division, >• Washington. D. C., June 12, 1*9.1. ) In the matter of rating cases under the act of June 27, 1S9D, the following directions will serve as landmarks only, and will be subject to such variations as the particular case may require: The ratings will be $12, 310. ?S and $6. The rating of 312 will bo allowed only In the following class of cases: 1. In ca es where the Claimant is clearly disabled from performing any effective man ual labor. 2. In loss of el her band or arm. 3. In loss of either leg or toot. 4. In total (leafties■> of both cars. The minimum rate shall be allowed for a disability equivalent to anchylosis of elbow joint, double inguinal hernia uncomplica ted, and double inguinal hernia, one incom plete. The ratings between 812 and fG will be given in proportion as the claimant is dis abled from earning a support oy manual labor. If there are two or more disabilities each demanding a rate of $U, the rating of $3, the rating of 310snail be allowed, and if there aro two or more disabilities, each demand ing a rating below 36, shall not be added to make a minimum rating, and such shall be rejected. All specific ratings as published In the book of instructions have no application in adjudicating claims under this act. Thus. Fkathekstonhaugh, Approved: Medical Referee. William Lochren, Commissioner. Mr. Chairman, here is not only a new system of ratings, ignoring the wisdom of thirty years’ experience as expressed in the standard schedule, but wonder ful indeed; yes, monstrous even; here is a new arithmetic with a new rule for addition, in which twice 6, or any larger number of times 6, make 3, and twice 8, or any larger number of times 8, make 10; ancTirtl the numerals below 6 count for nothing. Mr. Chairman, if these were nominal ratings, like some under the old sched ule, substantial, as will appear from section 2 of Commissioner Lochren's or der 225; 2, No specific Injury or disability can, as such, have a pensionable rating under that act (June 27, nor be considered other wise than as it affects the capacity of claim ant to perform ordinary manual labor. Now, let us, for just a moment, see 1 what you would have under this sys tem. Remember the new “rules for rating” say the minimum rate, which is 86, shall be allowed for a disability equivalent to anchylosis of elbow joint { rated at 810, or double inguinal hernia, uncomplicated or one incomplete, rated at 812 in old schedule. Wow, suppose a claimant has anchy losis of elbow and knee joints: has nearly total deafness of both ears; has double inguinal hernia and anchylosis of shoulder joint; has lost thumo and iddex finger, and all the toes of one foot, and is also suffering general de bility in a degree equivalent to double inguinal hernia; and what will his pen sion be? Only 88 per month. Prepos terous and impossible, you will exclaim! But it is even so, for the new rules of rating say: “if there are two or more disabilities (remember, two or more), each demanding a rating of §«, the rat ing of 88 only shall be allowed.” Ia this case 8 times 0 make 8. Now, suppose another claimant has a stiff wrist and ankle, is blind in one eye, has severe, not total, deafness of j both ears, has lost index and middle fingers, has inguinal scrotal, or ventral hernia, not double, but single, and is j at the same time suffering from gen- j eral debility in a degree equivalent to j a stiff wrist or ankle, what pension do you suppose he has under tiie new rules? None at all. More preposterous still, you say; but all these ratings would be below 88 each; and do not thlse rules say, “two or more disabilities each de manding a rating below 88 shall not be added to make a minimum rating and such cases shall be rejected. ' So say those monstrous, these hideous] v strous now rules. *»>usiy mon Mr. HopUius of Illinois tw G™nt' .Of course it does Isow, Mr. Chairman, suppose a claimant has all the disabilitf^ „,blr<l nliranfr TV* 1 _n lU6S 01 ap plicant No. 1 and all theTnfirmit°„ S No. what pension ought he to have’ Can you help thinking, sir, that V ought at least to hare 313 a month es pedally when you recall that the W congress with the approval of Hen*!1 mm Harrison to show our brelhrenrf the south that a republican administra tion con d be fair, could be generous even, raised the rate of disabled Me*? can war pensions from 88 to 812 in ? cognition of their early defense of the flag, though most of them had after wards been in rebellion, an increase ot which, by the way, I have never heard the pension reformer complain'’ I <,•>„ can you help feeling that claimant No 3, loaded with nearly all the ills flesh is heir to, though he might be able to hoe potatoes and pick up chips, ought to have 813 under the law? b ‘ Mr. Chairman, I cannot say what his rating would be. except that it would not be $73. Here again the new “rules of rating” stand in the way of manifest justice. Here they are: tZyteoZ^g°Llf^m be aUowed cnly In 1. In cases whero the claimant Is clearlv mauuUaborl:,n perfo m,n» effeciua5! 2. In loss ot either hand or arm. 3. In loss of either leg or foot. 4. In total deafness in boih ears. “Allowed only” in the above cases is the language, and this man could get at most only 810 per month. Mr. Chairman, I might multiply illus trations to Bhow the systematic hostil ity to the soldier of these new rules. But the foregoing must suffice as show ing how completely he is barred from the benefits of the act of 1890 by the in genious work of the nullifiers; and this is democratic administration of the pension bureau. MEANING OF FEMININE NAMES. Bachel is Hebrew, the lamb. Margaret is Greek, the pearl. Clara is Latin, the bright one. Florence is Latin, the blooming one. Ruth is Hebrew, and means beauty. Beatrice is Latin, the one who makes happy. Catherine, a Greek name, means th# , pure one. Agnes is of German origin, the chaste one. Charlotte is a French name, mean ing all noble. Blanche is of French origin and sig nifies the fair one. WITS AT WORK. Clara—Don't you think he is too old to love? Maude—That may be, my dear, but he’s too wealthy not to. Traveler—1 see you advertise shel ter for man and beast? Tavernkeeper —Yes, sir; I can give you either. Which do you prefer? Maud—Why don't you give young Sewers some encouragement if you love him? Nell—Oh, he ought to be able to press his own suit. He's a tailor. Aunty—What a lot of pretty dolls you have. Little Niece—Yes'm, they is real pretty; but I do have so much trouble wi? zem. Sometimes I fink they must be all boys. Prisoner—It's hard to charge me with forgery, for you see I can’t even sign my own name. Judge—That point is immaterial; it’s auother man's name you're accused of signing. “Brinkles says you owe him $10,” said the man who has no tact what ever. “That’s very true,” was the re ply. “I’d have paid it long ago, only 1 was afraid of hurting his feelings.” “What do you mean?” “I was afraid he would think I thought he needed the money.” Company had unexpectedly“dropped in” to dinner at the home of the small boy who was fond of pie. His mother, not having an ample quantity, dimin ished the generous slice he usually received. But he objected and, push ing his plate aside, said; “I ain’t going to take that piece of pie; it’s long and slim and thin and not a bit wide and hardly any thick.” An Artist. The visitor at the boarding house was entertaining one or two of his friends at the piano, and two boarders were listen ing at the head of the stairs. “Who’s that at the piano?’ asked one. ■ “Blamed if I know,” was the reply; “he hits the piano as if he were a black smith, but he murders the music like a butcher.”—Detroit Free Press. A Contrary Influence. “Did yon tell anybody that funny story I gave you yesterday?” asked young Woodby Witte. “Yes. I told it to an old gentleman who works in our office.” “Did he laugh?’ ’ . “No. He cried. He said it reminded him of his childhood days.”—Washing ton Star. ■_ A Definition. Teacher—What is the feminine of man, Thomas? Thomas—Woman. . Teacher—And the feminine of gentle* man? Thomas (unhesitatingly) — Dude!— Puck. Hadn't Any Kalb “Confound you, sir! I’ve a notion to pull your nose. What do you mean by telling people that I’ve got a temper* _ “I take it all back, sir. When I sai; that, I wasn't aware that yon bail lost it this morning.”—Brooklyn Eagle. Completely Gone. “He is madly infatuated with her. “Indeed?” “Yes. He even went so far as to tell her that if she. were only a^few y®819 younger he would marry her.’ —Lite. Not That Kind of a Toon* Man Maud—What did young Fitznoodlo « when you rejected him. Did be get <lo on his knees? Ethel—No, he went off on his ear. Trnth.