good road problem. evils of locating roadI^on THE SECTION LINES. Serenity ol Placing Country Bondi Under the Management of Experienced Men— DiAlcnltlee lonetlmn Encountered In Securing the Right Kind of Mntortnl for Good Ronds. By lli nry Wallace, Editor Iona Homestead. The problem of securing permanently good roads in Iowa is hedged round with many difficulties. First, the land being laid off in sec tions, each one mile square, and' the roads being located almost universally on section lines for the convenience of the farmers, no attention whatever has been paid to securing easy gradients with a view of decreasing the cost of transportation. No matter what the nature of the ground, unless by reaoon of streams, lakes or high bluffs where a road is altogether impracticable, it is placed on the section lines Roads of this character are purely local, afford ing an outlet for the farms adjoining, and the utmost that is attempted is to mahe them passable when roads better located are ordinarily good. It follows from this that in the newer sections the road system of the state is constantly becoming worse, and for two reasons; the roads themselves are r. ' wet spots, where the most hideous uiiholeg occur, are on the edges or ‘les of these sloughs, and are caused so**,.,nir d°wn through (ho , upper fertile soil, and striking a vein *“ h*T”P*“ or impervious clay, and must therefore come ont laterally. The remedy for this is under drainage, eitli er with tile or with rock, laid cither under the road-bed or alongside of it so as to catch the water before it roach es the bed. We have seen many of the very worst and most impassable mud holes rendered dry and placed in exccl | lent condition in all seasons of the ?e*p* Wll“ an expenditure of not over Jive dollars in labor material. After these wet spots and seepy places have been removed in the manner above sug gested, the road-bed should be thor oughly ploughed, harrowed and rolled **18 reduced to the finest possible tilth, then graded so as to allow the vvater to run off as it falls, and. ns often as ruts are formed by passing teams in wet weather gone over with a road-grader when it becomes dry and kept in a smooth, well-rouDded, oval shape. To secure this treat ment of roads, two things must «>e done: provision must be made in the laws of the state that will allow the supervisor, or whoever is in author ity, to find drainage through adjoining lands, wherever necessary, under the law of eminent domain. Unless this is done, narrow minded land owners will effectually prevent by unwise opposi tion any effective road drainage and hence any permanent road improve ment _ Again, it is essential that the road districts be greatly enlarged to at least half a township, and better still, a whole township, and the manage ment of the rdads placed in the hands of a competent, practical civil engineer; either a man who has spent years in acquiring scientific knowledge or some practical farmer who has good horse sense, an eye that is about as accurate as a full set of instruments under ordi nary handling and an honest pride in seeing good roads in his township. It is needlera to soy that this supervision will require all taxes, whether land tax or poll taxes to be paid in cash, and the men who work the roads, whothcr they be farmers or not, required to do a day’s work for a day's pay in cash. This system will involve no greater outlay than is now expended, will pro vide superb roads thq greater part of the ye;r and passable roads all the year except, as before stated, near large cities and mines, where, in addi tion to the above, some covering is nec essary, and will prepare the way for the good roads of the future. • IDEAS AND INCIDENTS. Only one person in 15,000 reaches the age of 100 years. A device to prevent discoloration of piano keys has been invented. A white mallard duck is on exhibi tion in a sporting goods house in San Francisco. The Chinese have a superstitious dread of black and blue, but regard red as a lucky color. The Regent diamond, the property of the French government, weighs 130 carats and is valued at 12,000,000 francs. When a fine ruby is found in Bur mah a procession of elephants, gran dees and soldiers escorts it to the king's palace. Continued cigarette smoking is said to have caused Frank Fitzgerald of Marlborough, N. Y., to lose his eye sight. He is totally blind. The odor of the blood rose of Jeffer son county, Florida, is very pungent and sickening. The dew which drips from it is of a bright pink color. The capitol of Hartford. Conn., is of marble. Local engineers claim that it expands an inch to each 100 feet, being three inches longer in summer than in winter. The average of the persons whose obituaries appeared in the London Times during the course of a whole week last month was between eighty and eighty-six years, and such a record is said not to be uncommon. Mr. Bsudcrau, a French scientist,has been studying the causes that have been gradually elevating the whole Scandinavian peninsula above the sea level, and concludes that the move ment is due to the gradual warming up of that country. Mention is made in a San Francisco paper of a single grapevine, seven years old, on the grounds of a private house in the city limits, which covers a space full seventy-five feet square and from which four tons of grapes have been gathered in one season. The capitol at Washington has cost more than 930,000,000. It covers three and a half acres, the dome is 307 feet high and 135 in diameter, and is ex ceeded in size only by St. Peter’s in Rome, St. Paul’s in London, the In valides in Paris and St. Isaac’s in St. Petersburg. The state, war and navy depart ments at Washington occupy an enor mous structure, erected at a cost of 910.500.000, covering four acres of ground and having twenty acres of floor space. The treasury building cost #8,000,000. The interior depart ment buildings cover two large blocks of ground and its buildings cost 92.700.000. MASCULINITIES. Charles Grisword, over 63, of New Britain, Conn., is one of the best bicy cle riders in his state. The man who dresses to please his wife should never be asked to perform any further penance. Friend—What became of that young j man you were engaged to last sum mer? Miss Catchem, innocently— Which one? “I feel now quite satisfled3tliat there is no life so happy as a married one.” “And how long have you been mar ried?” “Since last Wednesday.” The young men residents of Roberta, Ga., are talking of forming a club, and as each member of the organiza tion marries the others are to give him 85. Life is full of disappointments. Many a girl who expects to marry and settle down finds she has to settle way up on the top floor of a ten-story tenement house. Take no Substitute for Royal Baking Powder. It is Absolutely Pure. I All others contain alum or ammonia. ^ -Knster K|| Decorations. Decorating eggs is an Easter amuse ment, and it is a good plan to save the empty egg-shells for this purpose some time beforehand. One way to prepare them for children is to break a small opening at eacli end and blow the con tents; then fill with very small candies and paste a gilt or a silver star over the openings, lie suro to allow the inside' of the egg to dry thoroughly before Ailing. Other eggs may have laughing or frowning faces sketched on them. The eggs are pretty when placed in a little inexpensive basket before being pre sented on Easter morning. Mothers will take pleasure in preparing some edible eggs. Have the empty shells ready with but a small bit Woken front the ends, and set them on end in oats or something that will keep them up right Next make a quart of simple corn-starch blanc-mange and All two or more shells. Now take a part of the mixture and color it with saffron and Aavor it with lemon extract; All more shells with thiB mixture and in the same way color a part witjh chocolate to make brown eggs, and with pink coloring and rose-* water Aavoring for pretty pink eggs. Every cook knows how to increase the colors and Aavors, and when the mock eggs have cooled, break off the shells and arrange them on a low dish. Shelia' .Ailed with maple sugar in the same way make a pretty gift to a child. Deafness Cannot Do Cared By local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the. ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by con stitutional remedies. Deafness Is esused by an Inflamed condition of the mneous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When ibis tube la inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Im perfect, bearing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness Is the result, and unless the inflam mation can be taken out anq. this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine eases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous sur faces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars; free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a O'Sold by Druggists, 75a. Gave It Up. A teamster kept beating1 one of his horses unmercifully, and the animal still refused to go forward. Unable to endure.the sight of the lashes upon the horse, the lady of a neighboring house rushed out. “Oh, is there any need of whipping him so—is there any use in it?” she inqitired timidly, patting the stubborn animal's head. The teamster dropped his lash. No use'at all, ma'am, he said in a tone of resigned despair. “I’ve licked him till I'm tired out. and it ain’t a bit of use."—lioston Trans cript. The Bloilern Way Commends itself to the well-informed, to do pleasantly and effectually what was formerly done in the crudest man neranddisagreeablyaswell. Tocleanse the system and break up colds, head aches and fevers without unpleasant after affects, use the delightful liquid laxative remedy v Syrup of Figs. The One Exception. * A village cure at a wedding dinner held out his glass after each dish was served, with the remark, “ My children, we must drink wine with this.” At the tenth repetition of the form ula, “Pardon. M. le Cure,” said one of the guests, “but with what would you not drink wine?” “With water, my son.”—Argonaut For Throat Ulaeaxee, Uouglit, Cold*, etc., effectual relief is found In the use of "Broum’i Bronchial Troche*." Price 25 cts. Sold only In boxes. What is the oldest table in the world! The multiplication table. Ask about the wonderful climate and resources of Southern California. There never was such and opportunity for home seekers. For information regard ing this section, address, J. A. Allison, Brewster block, San Diego, California. A bad man can never own anything that is fireproof. Go South II* the Wabath. Tourists’ tickets now on sale to all points. Homeseekers’ tickets at half fare on ex cursion dates, April 11th and May 8th. For rates or folders giving full description of lands, climate, &c., call at W abash Ticket office, No. 1502 Farnam Street, or write , Geo. N. Clayton, N. W. P. Agt., Omaha, Neb. The first American paper nns made from straw in 1828. | Thulr Titles. I Shakespeare has been a mine of wealth to authors in choosing titles to their books Tersely descriptive are “The Quality of Mercy," “A Woman’s Heason," “A Modern Instance," “The Undiscovered Country,” which W. D. Howells found In the great dramatist, Mrs. Ollphant remembered her Shake* speare when she named one of her novels “The Primrose Path." Mr. Hardy must have been reading “As You Hike It" when he called his book “Under the Greenwood Tree.t 'Other writers have taken “Airy, Fairy Lil lian," “A Daughter of the Gods"* and “The Heir of the Ages" as titles from Tennyson. —Journal of Education. MHIek’s Contempt IsmldMi amianuitun, II curat Uoii. lt M lb* bmt Oouth Cura. >a Cm An ArMtt. The visitor at the boarding house was entertslntng one or two of his friends at the piano, and two boarders were Its tening at the head of the stairs. /“Who’s thatat the piano?" askdd one. “Blamed if 1 know," was the reply; “he hits the piano as if he were a black smith, but he murders the music like a butcher.”—Detroit Free Press. Beeoham's Pills will dislodge bile, stir up the liver, cure sick heida bet, and make you feel well. 35 cents a box. Tlie Play Wat Over. Everett Herald; -A very funny thing happened at the play the other night, when Madeline Merli appeared in “The Story of a Kiss ” The climax was reached where the double tragedy comes in the enamored lover of the in fatuated woman slew her with a sti letto; she fell over on the sofa and ex pired, while he in a mad frenzy drained a glass of poison and ended his miser able career. \ Upon this thrilling finale the curtain dropped, but the audience retained their seats, uncertain whether or not the play was over. To Bettle the question a matter-of-fact youth went directly to the point by ascending the steps to the green room. Presently he reappeared and said, “That’s all." The spectators laughed and left. They are still puzzling their wits to knew wheth er they are dullards or jvhether the playwright made a poor finish. KAKI.Y CUliN OVlClt 1 FOOT LONG. ! Salzer illustrates in a colored plate a new early corn, a giant of its kind, and offers 8300 in gold for the largest ear in 1801. In addition to this early Giant corn, which yielded in 1803110 bushels per acre, ho has over twenty other pro lific field corns. He has the best fodder corn in the world. He is the largest grower of farm seeds, such as oats, barley, wheat, millet, potatoes, etc., in America. Fifty kinds of grasses and clovers. If You Will Cut This Out and Bond It With 16c to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, WIs., you will receive a large pack age of above Giant corn and his mammoth catalogue. _ w The devil can catch a grumbler with a bare hook._ The Mid-Winter Fair a Success. To reach it take the only direct line, the Union Pacific. Through first and second-class sleepers, diners. Our advertising matter tells you all about it. — E. L. Lomax, Gen’l.'Pass. & Tkt. Agt., Omaha, Neb. On the Alps vinegar is made of milk whey. Hegemaa's Camphor Ice with Glycerin*. Tiic original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hauds and Face, Cold aores,£c. c. O. Clark Co.,N.H evcn.Ci Members of the Austrian Parliament get 84 a day. " Hanson's Magic Corn Malvo.** Warranted to cure or money rvfuoded. Ask your druggist tor it. Price 13 cents. An ordinary piano contains a mile of tyire. California for Health, Pleasure and Profit. If going for either, take the direct route, | the Union Pacific. [ The only line running first and second class sleepers and dining cars to Ban Fran cisco. Bend for our new 1894 pamphlets. All about the Mid-Winter Fair. E. L. Lomax, Gen'l. Pass. 4fc Tkt Agt., Omaha, NeW A woman without jealousy is like a ball without elasticity. Coart la Mississippi. “In Mississippi there need to baa oounty where it waa almost impossible to hold court The lawless backwoods element would come into the county seat otd break it up," said Neil Caruth ers, a prominent attorney of that state, .to a St Louis reporter. “Judge Clarke once went there to hold court The first day he had a bucket of water poured over him from a chimney hole in the roof, and several pistol shots were fired in the court room. “The next day, as he opened court, he laid two large pistols ou the desk and at the first sign of disturbance lev eled the pistol at the man and oonduotbd him to jail. After that there was no more disturbance, and the better ele ment of the community were anxious that he should return tne next term, b&t he deolined with a sentence that has passed into a political proverb in Mississippi: *1 regard my coming into this county us an adventure; I regard my leaving it as an escape.' “ Variety Necessary. The man who thinks a newspaper should be made up exclusively of read ing matter suited to his particular and predjudices is pretty hard to please, lie forgets that there are others inter ested in subjects which he deems ob noxious: All kinds of people read, newspapers, and there must be variety in the kinds of news published.—Frank lin (N. Y.) News. Uttk. Persona who believe in lack signs will doubtless agree that it is un lucky to be struck by lightning on Mon* day, or take hold of a circular saw in motion on Tuesday, or. tumble down stairs with acoal scuttle on Wednesday, or be hit by a cable oar on Thursday, or fall overboard on Friday, or marry on Saturday a girl who swings 10-pound dumb-bells, or be one ofTS to dinner on Sunday when there is food for only 10k .n ■ ■> Carpenters, and other mechanics, who are' so apt to fall from scaffolds and dislocate a limb, will please remember that there Is nothing so good for Inflammation as Salva tion Oil, the greatest cure for sprains and bruises. Which river is the coldest 1 The Isle (ice ': \ is.) • , - The bearer of good news always has a :• pleasant voice. ( :.. The flret book printed wae the tlble. Any sudden change in the condition of the atmoepbere Is certain to bring its harvest of coughs and (olds. Thsse, If suffered to run on are likely to terminate in consump tion ; but they may be readily cured by Ur, Bull's Cough Byrup. The Diplomatic Jap, The Japanese minister at Washing ton the other day avoided an attempt to pronounce bronchitis by saying that his wife “was sick in the neck.1 No wonder the Japanese have an excellent reputation for skill in diplomacy.—Buf falo Cotarler. i.’.yj * ?g ttim women call on their family physicians, Buffering, ae they imagine, one from dyspepsia, another from heart disease, another from liver or kidney disease, another froin nervous exhaustion, or prostration, another with pain here and there, and in this way they aU present, alike to themselves and their easy-going and indifferent, or over busy doctor, separate and distinct diseases, for which he prescribes his pills and potions, assuming them to be such, when, in reality, then are all only symptoms caused by some womb disorder, lisa physician, ignorant of the cause of suffering, encourages bis practice until large bills are made. The suffering patient gets no better, But probably worse by reason of the delay, wrong treatment and consequent complications. A proper medi cine, like Dr.'Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, directed to the cause would have entirely removed the disease, thereby dispelling all those distressing symptoms and instituting comfort instead of prolonged misery. The lady whose portrait heads this article is Mrs. Ida Coventry, of Huntsville, boon County, Ohio. She biul an experience which we wul permit her to relate in her own language. It illustrates the foregoing. She writes: “I bad ‘female weakness’ very bad—in bed most of the time, dragging down pains through my back and hips; no appetite; no energy. The family physician was treating me for * liver complaint I did not get any better under that treatment so I thought I would try Or. Pierce’s Favorite Proscription and his ‘Golden Medical Dis covery. I felt better before I used one bottle of each. I continued their use until I took six bottles of each. In three months’ time I felt so well I did not think it necessary to take any more. In childbirth it does what Dr. Pierce recommends it to do— lessens the pain and perils to both mother and child ana shortens‘labor*. I would like to recommend Dr. Pierce’s Extract of Hmart Weed to those who have never tried it; it surely is the best thing for cholera morbus, or pun in the stomach I ever used ; it works like acharm. I try never to be without it." The following is from Mrs. Harriet Hards, of Montpelier, Idaho: “ I have enjoyed bet ter health since I began treatment with Dr. Plarcs's Favorite Prescription, for Imoor rhea and uterine debility then I have for sixteen years. I am cured of my trouble, and now weigh one hundred ana sixty-six pounds, whereas my weight for many yearn stood at one hundred anatwenty-flvepounds. With pleasure, I remain,'' The following la from Mrs. M. A. McAl lister. of Lin Rock, Jackson Co., Ala.: " I wos in bad health; age was working upon me, and I bad ulceration of the womb; could not get about. I took Dr. Pieros’s Favorite Prescription and it cured me; I felt ten years younger. I have not had any retorn of my trouble. I am the mother of thirteen children and I am flfty-three years old, have never seen a better woman's friend than your medicine. I have recommended it to my friends here, and it has never failed *» in any case, so let me thank you for the mod ft difl mA.” Vnnpt fnilv For “ worn-out,” “ run-down,” debilitated school teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seam- ' , stresses, general housekeepers, and over worked and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the best of all restorative tonics. It is not a "cure-all,” but admirably fulfills a singleness of pur pose, being a most potent specific for all those chronic weaknesses and diseases pecu liar to women. It is a powerful, general as well as uterine, tonic and nervine, and im parts vigor and strength to the whole system. It cures weakness of the stomach, indiges tion, bloating, nervous prostration, hysteria, debility and sleeplessness. A Treatise lltt pages, Illustrated), on “Woman and Her Diseases,” sent seated in plain envelope, am receipt of ten cents to pay postage. Address, ■ World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Invalids' Hotel ana Surgical Institute, Buf falo, N. Y. It contains a vast number of testimonials with half tone, or phototype portraits of their authors and gives tbs full address of each. lit ruiMiu. Yours truly, ■ ^H**m*/ ST. JACOBS OIL GORES HABIOALLY SPRAINS. Chronic Cases of Many Years Cured Easily. Young ^^“Whlch Insures Safety to Life of Mother and Child. Wo Offer You a Remedy Mothers—^ ^-“Mothers’ Friend” Robs Confinement of Its Pain, Horror and Risk. “ After using one bottle of ‘ Mothers’ Friend,’ I suffered ► but little pain, and did not experience that weakness afterward , usual in such cases—Mrs. Annie Gage, Baxter Springs, Kas. ► Sent by express, charges prepaid, on receipt of price. *] .SfLpfer bottle* ' v Sofd by all Druggists. Book to Mothers mailed free. BRADRELO REGULATOR CO., Attash, B>. . —dlli. alzer'5 /Northern Gr°wn5eed CUT mis OUT and wnd It with 6e postage and get a I s&mpleof our*‘Q#tTbare EM” liodUh. tit foruaeialtl ■dart,and our liammoth Farm Scad Catalogue; or 10c (or cata [ |logn« and 10 Farm Crain Rato plea; or ISo for catalogue and IS I «raia and clover sample*. We are the largeat grower* of Kami I aoda. Fotatoai, Qraasgaand Cloyr tao i».«ta.. I i America* W I W. L. DOUGLAS |3 HBOS i (equals custom work, costing from $4 to $6, best value ibr the money in the world. Name and price stamped on the bottom. 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Pension Bureau. ■ Syreliilast war, l^utUtiiUcuiiugulmuis, ally sincu. 6ET MARRIED Uet 04 iaolea, with photos sad rest# ocnces many very pretty and rich* free. Walter Me UunnelhChwsffe^llfe mt