about irrigation further proceedings opthe OMAHA CONVENTION. jlrfolnttons aa rmailtM krtte Com nlutrc Adopted—Him tor Seearlag National UtUlatloa for tho Adrure ,,,,.,.1 of Irrlgatioo—TnUtf ot Arte Walla—What tho Gonnatst Should Do la ThU Dlroetloa—Visit to thr stork Tarda. The Irrigation ChtmUh, Omaha, March 33.—The second day's session of the Interstate Irrigation con gress was called to order with Presi dent Moses in the chair. The conven tion went into executive session to take action upon the report of the commit tee on resolutions, previously formu lated The report of the committee on reso- ! lutions was adopted. Colonel C. S. Chase of Omaha occu pied the attention of the congress with an address on “The Dnty of the Cities of the Plains in the Development of Irrigation.” Charles A. Gregory of Xew York de livered. an address upon the subject of •Irrigation and Continental Develop ment." in which he defined the word irrigation in all its phases. Scientific application of water to land was ex hatt'tively reviewed, in which he re ferred to it as an art which required I diligence to learn. The speaker could not handle the subject as exhaustively a*, he desired in the time allotted, but asked -leave to print” in the official proceedings. 1 i Ml wood Mead, state engineer of Wyoming, then delivered an address on the "Progress of Irrigation in Wyom ing." in which he reviewed the gratify ing results of irrigation and the excel lence of the water laws of the state. Colonel Hogeland of Lincoln made a tall; upon the cheapest plans for utiliz ing the rivers, creeks and sheet waters of Ne braska, which commanded general attention. Colonel Hogeland spoke, in part, as follows: "The convention has not met to con sider the question as to whether the soil of this state is less fertile than it was the day that it was broken by the first farmer who located on it, but to consider the subject of a gradual de crease in the rainfall, especially over the western part of the state, then to suggest the most available methods for getting at and placing upon the soil the necessary supply of water as a substi- ! tute for the rainfall. I have for several years past been engaged in experiment ing with a series of pumps and water elevators, efficient and simple in con struction, and in this matter I will say to the convention that I have succeeded beyond my own expectation. j "The first of these pumps I nse is al most without limit in handling water from ten gallons up to one ton per sec ond, and operates on an incline of forty- : five degrees. The other one is a single j chain pump or elevator and operates in a vertical position. Both had been tested. The one working vertically for rivers, wells, creeks, draws and lakes can i-e furnished to any farmer or gard ner at less eost than an ordinary wind mill, including the power to operate it. j 1 have also recently experimented with an inclined well or tunnel for reaching the sheet waters of the state and have given considerable time to the investi- | gat ion of the utilization of our sheet i waters for irrigation. To convince this ] convention that my theory is not a vis ionary one, I will ask my heaters to go with me to the Antelope well or pump- j ing station on N and Twenty-sixth streets at Lincoln, and from which the city of Lincoln receives its drinking wa- i ter. I made a personal examination of i that well and learned from the super intendent the following facts: The i well proper is forty-five feet deep, with brick, l-'rom the bottom of this well i the engineer drove five five-inch drain ; pipes seventy feet into what we call ■ sheet water, but which is in fact arte- , skin, as the water pours over the 1 tops of these pipes like the opening out of a large umbrella, and the pumps ; which are stationed at the bottom of the well raise to the stand pipes 1,250,- j 000 gallons of water every twenty-four hours. If the pumps cease operation for a few honrs this body of water rises to within eight feet of the surface of the ground. "Now this is a fair sample of the great great body of sheet water under- 1 lying the magnificent stretch of fertile prair.e lands traversed by the railroads of the state along the divide through central Nebraska and Colorado to Den ver, and if wells of the capacity of the one referred to can be sunk along these railroads at intervals of a few miles, aay to the depth of thirty or forty feet, anu from that depth drive down drain pipes to the body of sheet water, the farmers along the route are sure of get fin? a supply of water for irrigation purposes and they are certain of get tln" a flow of water that will in most case„ come to within ten or twenty feet °f ti: surface of the ground.” He'erring to the probable water snp P‘.v in the Platte river bed for irriga tion purposes by means of pumping well "atcr, Mr. Hogeland quoted Chief En gineer Nettleton as an eminent author 1 v f' H' tlie following: " 1 ii is estimate is verified by a deep Wea ration made on the South Platte nver twenty-five miles southwest of flenve , where the company has put in a sub onduct near the bed of the river, whi, n is eighteen feet below the water ‘“e. In the 700 feet of this conduct there is obtained 9,000,000 gallons each riventy-four hours, or at the rate of 153 culm- feet per second for a mile of such *°nrts of the underflow investiga '0|,‘ wade by Prof. Robert Hay. F. G. ' to the secretary of agriculture, " 1 he streams thus becoming entan ? ®1' ‘n the silt of their own valleys are nuivil iost to view, but they are not . llolly lost. They go to feed the un erflow. J»o physical feature of the ?rpat plains is more impressive, when fully realized, than the fact that “Wighty invisible river accompanies visible one. The under-flow is vutly broader and deeper than the vim iblerirer and is always there, while Uw-rirer insight may cease to flow. Ihe only point in which the river ex cels n velocily. The percolation of wa silt if rery slow as com pared with channel velocities and this Umts the volume which may be devel oped by subflow ditches or pumping-. Where the silt is very porous, by reason of its coarseness or theformof its per ticules, and at the same time the water is under considerable pressure, the ve locity of percolation may approach that or free flowing streams. In some places in the valley -of the Platte so copious is the underflow that when it is tapped at the distance of several miles from the channel it responds to power ful pumps as freely as if the supply were drawn from asnbsteraneanlake.” Xtelegates paid a visit to the South Omaha stock yards and in the evening held a farewell session at the Commer cial club. Mr. Carnahan of Colorado, backed by the delegation from Wyoming, insisted on the following being incorporated in the resolutions to be adopted by the convention: Resolved, That the government should determine by actual tests whether or not artesian water can be obtained upon the great plains, and if so, to what extent. After considerable discussion the men from the west triumphed and the con vention ratified their request It was decided to have county and state or ganizations act as committees to punch up the various congressional delega tions and agitate irrigation legislation now pending iD congress. A copy of the resolution was ordered sent to the secretary of the interior and congres sional delegations of the states inter ested. „ HARRISON'S ASSASSIN. Attorney! Mnklnc a Desperate Effort to Save HI* Ufa. Chicago, March 23.—Prendergast's attorneys are leaving no legal stone unturned in their effort to save him from the gallows to-morrow and as a last resort have asked examination as ! to his sanity. Late last evening the attorneys ap pealed to the United States judges in this city for a writ of habeas corpus. Their principal point was that the state court refused Prendergast per mission to appear as his own attorney. Judges Bonn, Seaman and Jenkins met with Judge Woods. From 5:30 until midnight they considered the constitutional points. This morning the federal judges de nied their aid to Prendergast, leaving the only chance of escape from death to-morrow in the hands of Acting Governor Gill. The federal judges held that the application disclosed only the same grounds for relief that had been presented to the Illinois supreme court An exception was taken by the de fendant's attorneys whereby they re serve the right to take an‘appeal to the United States supreme court, but unless a reprieve be received from the executive of the state this will be unavailing. To the surprise of the community at large a new loophole was discovered by Prendergast’s attorneys, and an attempt to utilize it was made imme diately after the decision of the fed eral judges was announced. The at torneys decided to raise the question of Prendergast’s sanity under a special statute of the state.* Attorney S. S. Gregory proceeded immediately to make a last effort to at least postpone the execution until the mental con dition of the condemned man could be passed npon' by a jury of his peers. Judge Baker of the state circuit court, to whom application was made, con sented to hear the case this afternoon. Prendergast's attorney, it is said, would try to show that the assassin is now insane. This proceeding was tried in the case of Lingg, the An archist, but failed.and all the arrange ments were completed this afternoon for a double hanging to-morrow, Prendergast and "Buff'’ Higging to be the victims. A TARIFF BOARD PROPOSED. Senator Morgan trill Pre*a HI* Commis sion Solution TTashisgtox. March 23. — Senator Morgan to-day expressed an intention to press at the proper time his pro posed amendment to the tariff bill, providing for the appointment of a tariff commission. He said: "The purpose of the amendment is to pro vide for changes in the tariff upon an equitable basis without the disturb ance in business which is al ways the result of an effort to make a complete revision. If the matter should be placed in hands of a commission, as is proposed by the amendment, changes could be made to suit the condition of the treasury or of any especial industry, and they would be so gradual, if made in ac cordance with the provisions of the amendment, as to not create the least disturbance.” The senator cited authorities to show that the amendment would be constitutional and instanced the fact that Senator Cullom had also pre sented a proposed amendment of sim ilar purport as an indication that it would find support in the senate. The proposed commission is to con , sist of four members besides the sec retary of the treasury, two of whom are to live east of and two west of the Mississippi and no more than three to be members of any one party. It is made the duty of the board to make inquiry as to the rates . of duty imposed upon any article im ported into the United States and to ascertain and determine whether rates are greater or less than is just, neces sary or proper for the raising of the revenue and their decision is to be re ported to the president, who, if he ap proves it, is required to issue a proc lamation stating the decision of the board, giving the increase or decrease and requiring customs officers to as sess and collect duties upon the arti cles mentioned in accordance with the decision of the board. Mbs Pollard to Write a Book. Lexingtox, Ky., March 2 .—Miss Pollard’s friends deny she will kill Breckinridge if she loses the suit for breach of promise, but in any event they say she will write a book, giving all the unfortunate infatuation and relations for ten years with Breckin ridge. ONE MAN’S EXPERIENCE. ATrae Story at a VanMi** MWai limUptM the tand. ■•Iptai far Taut With IduiMtwf Bkaiaittaat—Magical frlaara CaaM happly Xa Ballaf—Maw Ha Waa land. From the Lincoln. Neb-, Journal. If, as it is universally believed, the acre of miraeles in the history of reli gion has past, it is equally certain that this is but the beginning of the age of marvels in the evolution of medical sci ence. No stronger proof of this could be offered than the following case, the truth of which is vouched for by the Journal; About five miles from David City, in Duller county, Nebraska, resides Mr. W. H. Kinnison, a farmer, who, for several years, has been a great sufferer from that dread source of pain and agony. inflammatory rheumatism. Within the last few months a great change has come over him. From be ing a bed-ridden rheumatic victim he has become a strong, vigorous man, able in every instance to labor beside bis fellows The fact of his wonderful restoration to health came to the knowledge of the Journal, and in con sequence a reporter visited the resi dence of Mr. Kinnison. The man in question was found seated upon a cul tivator in the middle of a sixty-acre corn field, and to the question, “How are you this morning?” replied, “I never felt better in my life.” When asked to tell the story of his sickness and recovery, Mr. Kinnison said: “! always had good health until about four years ago, when I was taken with rhenraatc pains in my legs, arms and hands, and it was not long before I was perfectly helpless. I think the rheuma tism was the result of a case of grip I had the winter before. I did not do a day's work for nearly three years until this spring. 1 spent hundreds of dol lars on different doctors and medicines I went to Hot Springs, South Dakota, bought electric belts and electric bat teries. but to no use. I couldn't And anything that would even relieve. I was all swollen up, my muscles at their utmost tension, and tne pain was abso lutely unbearable. I could not get in or out of bed alone, and for ail those weary months I lav and suffered with out any hope of recovery. "At last, after nearly three years of that kind of a life, 1 saw an account in the Nebraska State Journal of some one who it seemed was nearly in my own condition, and who had been cured by a medicine called Dr. Williams’ Fink Fills for Pale People. I got Mr. J. J. Frater, of David City, to get me two boxes. Assoon as I began to take them 1 began to get better. It was but a lit tle while before I could dress myself, and only a short time after that that I was able to do all my work, and I have not lost a day since. I think that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are the best remedy on earth, it is certain they cured me of muscular inflammatory rheumatism in its worst form.” Mrs. Kinnison corroborated her hus band’s story in every particular, and his father also verified the main facts in the case. The Journal representa tive drove back to David City and called upon Mr. J. J. Frater. the druggist. Here again he heard Mr. Kinnison's story verified. Mr. Frater further said: "I have several customers who buy very freely of Pink Pills, notably Mr. D. C. Jordan, who is also a rheumatic, and who lives in the seuthwest part of town.” The Journal reporter stumbling thus upon another case hunted up Mr. Jor dan. whom he found to be a manufac turer. I’pon inquiry as to his opinion of Pink Pills, Mr. Jordan was enthusi astic as to their merits, and said: “Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are the best rem edy for rheumatism I have ever come across. I began recently to use them after years of suffering. They have given tne a wonderful amount of relief, 1 used them in my family, too, every one of whom have received very appre ciable benefit from them. ” The above is a plain statement of the facts ascertained by the Jonrnal •repre sentative. and can be substantiated by any one wishing to write to the parties named. These Pills are manufactured by the Dr. Williams’ Medicine Company. Schenectady, N. Y., and Brockville, Ont., and are sold only in boxes bear ing the firm's trade mark and wrapper, at 50 cents a box or six boxes for St’.SO. Bear in mind that Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are never sold in bulk or by the dozen or hundred, and any dealer who offers substitutes in this form is trying to defraud you and should be avoided. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills may be had of all druggists or direct by mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company from either address. NOTES AND ITEMS. The archbishop of York once gave a banquet which cost 8150,000. The world's standing armies and navies employ 9,000,000 men. Up to 1865 Charleston, S. C., had a larger commerce than New Y'ork The blood rose is found only in Florida in an area of five miles in di ameter. A new form of bicycle is being ex perimented with for lire department purposes. There is a band of Cherokee Indians in North Carolina who still use bows and arrows. A map of America by Columbus has been discovered. It represents this continent as a part of Asia. The great oaks in Waver!y. Mass., are survivals of an oak forest that must have existed in the tenth cen tury. | One Marler, under sentence of death at Pineville, Ky., last week professed religion and the chaplain baptized him in the bathtub at the prison. Two walnut chairs, that were brought to this country from Switzer land 240 years ago, it is Claimed, are in possession of I.andon Thomas of Au gusta, (Ja. Statistics prepared in Paris show that the proportion of novels to serious works read in the public libraries of the municipality, is less than fifty-two per hundred. 7 REPUBLICAN MATTERS. PROGRESS BLOCKED. «*• XafOim rrlwIplM at Pww laor MM oa It* Caaatry. The bill for the repeal of the fed eral election laws waa the Bret par tisan measure the Democrats were able to get through both branches of the present congress. It was in fact the first partisan Democratic meas ure adopted since the war. That this party should signal its return to power after many years of opposition j by restoring as far as may be tho ' conditions existing prior to the war ! is characteristic of its reactionary j tendencies The Democrat program. ! or rather, the program of certain | bourbon elements of the. Democrat ! party, was to wipe off the statute J books erery vestige of the legisla tion framed by the Republican party j which reflected the results of the war. This program, ignoring the rapid march of events since 18jl seemed to the bourbons to embody the highest form of statesmanship, says the Detroit Tribune. To livo j and never to learn was their creed. { A portion of this program has been ! carried out It remains to be seen ! what becomes of tho rest of it | No careful student of our history j and national developement can re- | gard the repeal of the federal elec- j tion laws in any other light than as ) a retrogressive movement The pas- ! sage of these laws was coincident! with the rise of national sentiment at the conclusion of the war; their repeal is coincident with the return to power of a party whose dominant members are infused with the,'dying doctrine of state rights. This doc trine, in its extreme form, #111 never again be popular in this country, for while the proper balance between the state and federal governments will always bo preserved, the federal government vearly gains an accretion of power and function tnat is at once demanded and approved by the peo ple. National developement requires this steady strengthening of the federal government, and the republic i is not to be preserved by breaking down federal power, as a certain class of statesmen think, but by building up federal power in harmony with our general scheme of federal government. The democratic party has never fully caught tne national spirit It is not yet freed from the influences of ante-bellum political philosophy. In this view the repeal of the federal election laws is a triumph of worn-out political , theories. From the standpoint of practical politics, however, repeal of tho elec tion laws is a merely partisan scheme to plabe the control of federal elec tions more completely in the hands of local authorities It is frightful to contemplate the possibilities of ; fraud which repeal opens up in the I South and in the populous Democrat strongholds of the North, in most j of the Southern states the election machinery is not in the control of the people, but is manipulated by external authorities, so that the dominant party has full control throughout tho entire state In Northern Democratic cities, notably in New York, it seems practically im possible to prevent the commission of the most glaring frauds upon the electorate. The repeal of the fed eral election laws carries with it the repeal of the federal statutes for the prevention of bribery and corruption in presidential and congressional elections, and the only protection of the purity of the ballot must be found in local legislation. Nowhere in this country are the election laws too severe or two well enforced. The repeal of the federal laws has removed a great safeguard of honest elections, and there can be no ques tion that this fact in itself was one of the most powerful arguments for repeal A Year of Fail ores. In a purely political point of view Mr. Cleveland has made a miserable failure. His cabinet is commonplace, and many of his appointments—that of Mr. Van Alen. for instance—have been made on private and personal instead of public considerations and fitness for the offices sought to be filled. HU autocratic methods have, alienated former supporters and di vided his party in every state in the Union. In tho effort to cat-ry out his imperious will he has been guilty of as grave an offense as lies at the door of any president, namely—the attempt to jjoerce a co-ordinate branch of the government and bend it to his purposes by unscrupulous use of the federal patronage. He can count himself fortunate that it was not made the basis of articles of impeachment. The first year of Mr. Cleveland’s second term closed in dishonor abroad and disaster at home. In the interests of the coun try and of all the people, we wish he might have the wisdom to avoid in the year before him the dangerous and destructive policies be has been pursuing. tfeasoa* loo Aum-rou* to Jlentiou. Tho New York World has made up its mind that the Democrats of Penn sylvania were defeated for two rea sons: “First because they knew they had no chance, and second because of disgust with their party’s quarrel ing at home, shilly-shallying in the senate and fillibustoriug in the house.” The same causes which op erate to defeat the Democrates in the house this year will operate to defeat them in tho nation in 1886; but the World does not enlarge upon this aspect of the situation. Where Marching Amounts to Something. Talk of Western men “marching to Washington'’ to lay their complaints and demands before congress is bal derdash. The place for Western men is to march to the polls, when [ opportunity offer*, and east a mors intelligent rote U>an many of them [ cast when the present congross and I administration were elected. West ern people, and Eastern people, too, | must learn that they cannot gather figs when they hare grown nothing but thistles. FOUR-FIFTHS QONB. How |k* Ptwofnllk No I Iowa I Majority Is Fast DUapp*»rln(. In the national election of 1892 Mr. Cleveland carried the country by some 379,0 plurality. It may give •ome faint idea of the Republican tidal wave which ha* set in since in auguration to say that that largo plurality has already been four-fifths wiped out by tho subsequent elec tions in eight states. Here are the figures of the Republican gains or Democratic losses in the state elec tions of 1893 and 1894. as compared with the previous federal election: lows, ism Republican gain. 9.391 MsrjrliuxL IWo, Democratic loss . I.KM M tsaachuaeit*. l>oi. Republican sain .. 9.SM Nebraska. 1*0. Republican gain . 1.9 w ODIo. 1*0. Republican rain.19.9S3 Pennsylvania, lest. Republican gain.It5,»3 Virginia lS9i, Democratic loss . 4.1*0 New York, l.*9t Republican gain. 7J,u0i Total.!.SDO.nou Cleveland's plurality.1....,7V Oil Yet reinstall! t. 7S.W5 Rhode Island. Oregon. Maine and Vermont all hold state elections be tween now and October. They will doubtless show Republican gains, while Louisiana. Alabama. Arkansas and Georgia will almost as surely show Democratic losses. It is high ly probable that Mr. Cleveland’s 879. 000 plurality will be entirely wiped out by these eight state contests, and that the country will go into the autumn congressional elections with a clean slate. It is no wonder the prophets of **tarilf reform'’ grow des perately nervous as they grasp the ! significance of those statistics. National Convent Ion Representation. The probability of the Republican National committee changing tho basis of representation in the next national convention has been some what discounted since the Minne apolis convention. The Republicans of the states which contributed the votes that gave the party strength and success have long been uneasy over a system of representation that arbitrarily gave each congressional district two delegates irrespective of its Republican vote. A change which would make votes and not arbitrary boundary lines tho hosts of repre sentation. has been demanded. It is now reported that the national com mittee will determine upon a sched ule which will provide that each congiessional district, instead of having two delegates, will be ac corded one delegate and an additional one one for every 7.0)0 Republican votes cast in 1892. This basis would greatly reduce the strength of the Southern states in the convention and increase the representation of Republican states. The change would increase the strength of Re publican districts in national Repub lican conventions, and give these who arc expected to furnish votes to elect Republican candidates a more potent voice in tho selection of can didates; but would, if carried out on the plan of the New York Uepullran papers, increase the influence of the Eastern states. A Narrow Pollrjr. When the Republican party un dertook to frame the McKinley pro-' tective law. what would have been said if the argument in favor of pro* tection had been based solely on par* tisan considerations? What would haye been said if Mr. McKinley had insisted upon a tariff for the protec tion of the industries of Ohio, if Mr. I Reed had advocated the protection I merely of the lumber interests of ; Maine, or if Mr. Iliscock had insisted | solely on protection to tho collar and I cuff and other manufactures of his | state? On the narrowest, most self ! ish and partisan grounds the fight • over the tariff is being made by the ' Democratic senators. Considers ; tion of patriotism, the welfare of tho | oeople. tne prosperity of tho nation. | are not considered. The question t with each senator is: “What kind | of a bill will help the Democratic party to carry my state? Let tho rest of the Union take care of itself.” Work for KepnblIrani. The decrease in tho public debt during the last' year of Harrison's administration was $6.192, 117. The increase in the debt during tho first year of Cleveland has been $52. 145, '823. At this rate tho Democrats can pile up as much debt in one year as the Republicans can pay off in eight years and a half. Should Cleveland keep up his present pace of a million I a week for tho three remaining ! years ol his term, it will take about ■ thirty-six years of uninterrupted Re i publican management to reduce the I public debt to what it was when Har | rison retired one year ago. DUhareled and Dlst muted. Between the majority report, which in vindicating Harrison condemns Cleveland by cutting away all reason for his a»,tion. the supplementary re port which affirmatively damns him without reference to Harrison’s ac tion. and the frank declaration by one-half of his defenders in favor of the annexation he has sought to de feat. Mr. Cleveland is left in a very much disheveled and distressed con dition. Tammany Has No I'm for Boosters. If over-zealous retainers and heel ers carry their lovhlty and devotion to the point of getting caught stuff ing bullot boxes and falsofying re turns it is their own lookout. Turn many has no use lor ballot box stuffers who do their work so bun* glingly as to get caught. TIM* M K*—*if. It to i rrwt mistake for people *k* (u it ill afford to spend liberally to practise economy In bard time*. On ' one occasion daring the second empire, when there was n great financial do* presslon. Louis Napoleon ootnmanded his ministers to open their houses nod entertain profusely, and the court cir cles, taking the hint, began each, a round of gayety that trade revised, while the manufacturers, pinching up courage, opened their mills, and a crisis was averted. Spending to as much s doty with the rich as saving is with the poor, and it takes both attributes to makes prosperous community. Wild Bags la Pint;. In many places in tha title lands- in the Ticinity of Snisan, Cal., wild bon, aa ferocious and tenacious of life as too boar of the Herman forests, mar be ea* countered by the sportsman who likes a spice of danger in his hunting, says the New York Evening Post. One of these beasts, shot recently, measured from the tip of the snout to the root of the tail more than six feel and had tusks fourteen inches in length. Its weight, although It had no superfluous flesh, was ISO pounds The skin at the shoulders was three inches thick and tough as leather. It was reported that hogs had been running will in the marshes for a long time and that they were savage enough to furnish , better sport than some other animals that are supposed to be dangerous A party was formed to kill a particu lar boar that had been roaming the tales land for several years in spite of the efforts of local hunters to bring him to bar. The tracks of the boar was found, and he was tracked to a patch of dense reed grass The hunters invaded it from different points, and one of them suddenly came upon the animal. Ilia companions heard the re port of his gun, and the next instant saw the man's body thrown in the air fully ten feet. Going to his rescue a second hunter was charged by the boar. One shot brought him to hU knees, but even then he rose and rushed on his assailant again. A second ball pene trated the brain and he rolled over dead. The man who was thrown into the air was not seriously injured, but received bruises which laid him up fog a considerable time. AM All A Business Urn An A Houses. GENEKAL AGENTS, OMAHA. Tents, Awnings, MDSE. Billiard and Pool Tables, O A I iinr OlaiMvar*. Svod fur ”I w OBERFELDER&Co. Wholesale ‘ Millinery .•t* .. PaxtonS. Gallagher Hotel Dellone ■« The Whale Story Exploded. Baltimore American: A southern man says that the Rev. Mr. Jasper, of Richmond, who believes that "the tun do move," is the author of an original and unique explanation of the story of Jouah and the whale. It is as follows: “Dot country war a seashore, an’ de hotels dey was named after de tings of de sea. Dab was de Sailors’ Rest, de Mariners’ Retreat, de Seafaring Man’s Home an' a lot of sich placet, jest aa yo' kin flu’ ’em at Norfolk now. Among dese places was one called de Whale’s Belly. Jonah come along, an' he didn't hab no scrip in his purse. He stayed dar tree days an' when de land lady found he didn’t hab any money she spewed him out. It is gib to us to show how when we don't treat a man right ’kai-e he’s pore we may be kickin' an angel unaware. ” Barlow Corn Planters, Dodger Cultivators. Ask your dealers for above and take no inferior ods. IININ6ER & METCALF CO., Wall Paper 4c Roll Only 91.00 required to paper walla of room 15x15, including border. Send lOo po>tasre and get frKKfc, loo beautiful sam ples. and guide how to paper. A rents* larire sample book 91.00; llikh with a $6.00 order. Write quick. HENRY LEHMANN, 1630-1634 Dongles St., - OMAHA, NEB. ,■ | A Philadelphia Incident. The easy and comfortable attitudes assumed by most men riding in street cars have frequently been a source of irritation to women, and one feminine passenger bad the courage to publicly condemn the practice. A Sixteenth street car was scuddliug up town with many masculine passengers and one woman, who sat in an upper corner and whose physiognomy stamped her as a school ma’am. Another woman entered the car at : 1’oplar street, and finding no vacant | seat was proceeding to grasp a strap | when the voice of the schoolma’am i piped out, "It these men wonld put | their legs together, there would be plenty of room!" A dead silence was fol* [ lowed by a stealthy shifting of nether | limbs until sufficient red cushion was i visible to accommodate the standing ! passenger.—Philadelphia Record. 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