Bslgrave Mystery. £■ ;!; Hr a. ci.lexis voitur. CHAPTER XI—Continued. $£ I'wt ore they could touch her. she rnUed her linnets to tier heart, with a sharp agonised cry. and foil heavily | Into a chair. Ilor fnco grow livid; a 1 dark tinge crept over her lips, f ‘’It tins mine!" she gas pod. pant ing for breath. "It is—tho last. Ah. fno.i Dion! have moroy! Forgive— forgive—” * With a heavy groan her head fell back, and after , a brief, convulsive struggle she lay still. Sho had escaped human justico. CHAPTER XII. (■ Through Sorrow's Oates. •Oh. my dear, my doar. you did it for hU sake—you did it to aavo him! I knew It. I know it my darling girl,” sobbed pretty, excitable Oladvs Kennar.i. some days later, as she olaspod Olive Ponlium In her arms. (She had not known it; indeed, It had never struck her for a inoinonb hut that Is of no consequence). And. indeed, all London now looked upon Lady Denham ns a horolno. I'ubile opinion, which had runstrongty against her, suddenly veered round— now that she was free, and cleared ■ from all suspicion—and pronouncod lior conduct be vend all praise. No ona, it appeared, had over really be lieved her to be guilty. ••Poor,, poor darling.'’ said Society feminine. "Fancy her allowing her self to be accused, to save her hus band! So sweet—so romantic! How fond sho must havo boon of him:’1 •Douoed plucky little woman!" sa d Society masculine. "By .fo.e!” ncnnam s a lucky beggar. wonder »r any woman would show as much appreciation of me?' As for Sir Keith himself he did not know of his wife's loviug sacrifice of herself for his sake: ha did not know that »he had been divert buck to him, and Ih.ii she scarcely ever left his side. For the fearful strain of these jiHst weeks had been too much for him, and ho was raving in brain lever He pulled through, though, after many long weary nights and days; and at last was pronounced compara livo'y oat or danger. Ono evening, when Olive had been siltiug besldo him almost in silenco— for ho could not bear to talk or bo talked to much, as yot—a message was brongot to her that Mr. Kennari was downstairs and desired to see her" • Denham is better. C'oringham tells b»” said Kennard hurriedly, ad vancing to meet her as she entered the library. • Yes.” she answered, looking up at. hint with lovely, heavy eyes, “ho Is very mu U better. He has been steadily Improving for the last three or four days, ltut" she added With a quiver Of the lift do not think he remembers anything of_or wtiut has happened. And lie is so terrib'y weak. Charlie Corlngtaam saw him for a few minutes to day, and I think oven that tired him. bo you Won't mind If I don't ask you to go tip?" •'Not at all" ho answored with h’s graye smile think one visitor in • day is enough for him just now. I oaly came to bring you u piece of good new* Lady Den mm' . 1 •<»ood news?' she repeated, . “Yes. I oaly returned this morning from KildannIon. tho little Irish town where, if you remember. Felise Devorne was married to Edgar Vers choyle.” f', v ' “Was supposed to be married, you mean," she said bitterly. “No—-was actually married" ho answered with deliberate emphasis. “Here is a copy of tho certificate" She took the paper he held out to nor. ana rena u. nor rate (lushing and puling alternately. Then she laid it down, and folded her hands together con ulsively. ’ 4 •Our boy!” she gasped. -Oh. thank God!—our boy need not be ashamed—need not be”— She stop ped suddenly, her chest heaving, her eyes dilating, a slow, painful blush mount!uk to her forehead- Then, with a low. shuddering cry. she th-ew herself into u chair and hid her face I on her arms, i , Kennard bent over her anxiously. j ; *i)ear Lady Denham.” he said : •you must not agitate yourself in this way. Remember Keith, your husband. He needs you. Ho will 'wonder at our absence.” ' ••Ah! yea he cannot do without me— 1 yoir’ the murmured, rising slowly to | her foot *•! will go to him. ’• With] a quick movement she caught hib hand, and touched it with her lips. Then she went swlltly out of the room. # One of the nurses met her at the top of’the staircase, t *Sir Keith has been asking for you. Lady Denham." she said. He seems restless, and not inclined to sleep " •.!,, Olive stole softly into the sick room, and bent over the bed. • Did you want me dear?” she said in a voice that was in itself a caress. V ••Yea” he nnsweted with a fired little smile. “I always want you. I have been trytng to remember things —and I can’t. 1 have had such hor rible droams. Olive—such ghastly, awful dreams. I thought they had taken you away from me—you and tbo bo.v; and"- He stopped and put bis hand to his forehead with a woary gesture of pain. ••You must not talk, dear.” said his wife anxiously, for the doctors still [feared any excitement for him. •Of Ijiourso you have had horrible dreams V‘>u have been very ill, you know.” , He pressed her hand, and lay silent tor a time. Then he said suddenly: -Olive I should 1 ke to see [Cyril." • Had von not better wait n day or Jsj.l * • - A. *\ 1 s’ I '•( V ■■ ••No.’• ho answered‘irritably. “I want to see him now.” When Cyril came-^ln spite of the Injunctions he had rocelved from his nurso to be •'very quiet and not dis turb his poor papa”—ho throw his llttlo arms round Denham's neck and burst into tears. •‘Oh! father,” he sobbed. 'Tve been wearying to see you so dreadful ly. and they wouldn't let mo come. Oh!—arn'tyou glad darling mother has come home?" At the child's words. Denham be came deathly pale. Olive, seeing this, hastily unlocked Cyril's cling ing arms from her husband's neck. ••Hun away, now, Cyril darling," sho whispered, kissing the tear stained llttlo face. “Father is very weak still. You shall seo him another time." ••Dot him kiss mo, poor llttlo fel low.” said Keith, faintly. • flood night my boy. You shall come again to-morrow." •flood-night father. God bless you. I hopo you’ll sleep well," said tho sweet childish voice: 'l’ho words saeraod to strike n latent chord of -moraory in Donham's brain, llo raised himself with difficulty on his olbow. and leaned his head on his hand. When Cyril had gone he said: ••Aro wo alone, Olivo?" •‘Yea dear.”' Ho did not speak just immediately; then ho said, with n terrible agitation in bis weak voice: •Olivo—I remember It all—now! the child’s words brought it all back to me. And yot~ 1 do not under stand. Is it you my wife?—or shall I awake and find It only a dream? I remember it all—and yet there is something that always escapes me. ” he wont oa excitedly. -1 remember tho murder—the awful days that fol iowou—anu inai most terrible day or all when they told me that you—that you—" He sank exhaustedly back on his pillows, and covered his eyes with his hand. •Oh. God!” he muttered, '.am I mad that I cannot remember! Olive —help mo!" Ills wife, seeing how fearfully ho was ugitutod, ana uncertain how far ho would bo able to bear tho recital of all that happuned. was inex pressibly relieved by the nurso’s an nouncing that one of the doctor* Sir Henry Drummond was downstairs. Olive ran down to the library, and conBded her nnxtety to the Klnd heurtod old mun who aamired pretty Lady Denham immensely, and had always stoutly believed in her in nocence. Ho listened with grave kindliness, as in broken faltering words she told him of Kennard's discovery; then with a feiy cheerful reassuring words ho went up to the siok room. * Sir Henry wus with his patient for a considerable time. The general eonditiou was Improved he said when he came downstairs again; but Sir Keith had been somewhat excited, and must be kept quiet for the remainder of the day. ••I littvo told him everything, my dear Lady Denham. ” wont on Sir Hoary, rubbing his glasses diligently. ••And now. I.think ho would like to see you. But don’t let him talk much. Olivo went slowly upstairs, and into her husband’s room. He was lying with his face turned toward the door, looking white and exhausted but with a light of great thankfulness in his eyes. He hold out his arms to hor, and drew hor houd down to his. • My wife —my wife!" ho murmured, with trembling lips. - My noble dar ling—you would have given your life for mlno! And I—I had dared to doubt your love for me—nay. more, to"-Ho stopped, lor his voice failed him. She slipped to her knee* aud rested her head on his breast. After a long silence she moved slightly. • Ana— oup ooy. . she whispered. ••Did Sir Henry tell you?" ■■Yes," ho answered, and his voice shook. -'Oh. ray dearest—let us LhankGod!” Olive hid her face on his arm. ••But Keith." she stammered almost weeping, “have you realized that— that I was never Edgar Verschoylo’s wife at all!—” Just for a moment a dark flush rose to Denham’s forehead. Then he turned his wife’s face to his: and a very loving light shone in his brown eyes as he kissed her qulv-i ering lips. “My dear," he said, and the simple love-word held a world of tenderness. ••I only realize that you are mine— and that henceforth no earthly power can take you away from me!" THE END. liH'alllble lustration. • Judging from the dress and gen eral appearance of that couple that has just got aboard, it’s a case of bride and bridegroom. They are starting on a wedding tour. ••That may be. but they've both been married before." • How do you know?" ■•Can’t you see she's carrying all the bundles?”—Chicago Tribune. Ureas Book Agents. Napoleon Bonaparte. Washington. Longfellow. Daniel Webster. Grant,’ Bismarck. Mark Twain Jay Gould, ex-Preside nt Hayes and James G, Blaine alt tried the book canvassing I business in early life. A Kmart Lawyer. ••Is Smithins a smart lawyer?" ••Very. Man went to him with a case involving $150. Said lie was willing to spend 4l. .500 to get it back. Smith ins made him out a bill right off for fl.ttoO."—Brooklyn Life Comparatively Happy. lie- •'■Are you happy uow that you ro married?” She: ••Compar atively.” He: “Compared with whom?" She: •Compared with my busbaud.”—Life. FARM AND HOUSEHOLD. BADLUCK IN THE DAIRY MEANS BAD MANAGEMENT. Pluck and Common Nance Needed In Every Ruclneee—Threshing Naejr Hnaae —Horn Talk—Poultry Pickings and Household Helps. Bad Lock In the. Dairy. No man can thoroughly succeed at any business unless he is hopeful of the future. Particularly is this true of farming and dairying. A dairy man fulls into a little bad luck with his cows or milk or butter, and he gets downhearted, and has an attack of the “blues.” When ho is in this state of mind he is apt to make a worse mistake in somo form of his dairy management than the one that originally led to his discouragement Now, it is futile to tell a man not to got discouraged without offering |ome remedy for a cure of the com plaint. The most potent remedy that I know of for this bad ailment is work—energetic work. So, when a cow dies of “milk fevor,” or you lose $10 on the sale of a lot of butter, it is the poorest policy in the world to got disheartened over it. By so do ing you may take so much less inter est in your dally routine of duties as to lose two more cows, or $20 on the next butter sale. Bad luck is not always avoidable in the dairy, but a succession of bad luck generally is, and If a dairyman meets with many reverses he should inquire of his own mind if he is not responsible for some of them. When dairy mistortunes come to you, work to retrieve them, whether you feel | like it or not. As a result, ambition will come to you, and you will eventually prosper, says the Ameri can Cultivator. Thu dairyman who has his barns and stocks ihsured*when fire sweeps them away has not his good luck to thank for the insurance, but his good management By a proper business method he had been enabled to save something from the wreck to rebuild again. Now, ambition will not come to you spontaneously; you must culti vate it, and this will bring you cheerfulness of mind and brighter prospects. The worst thing that ever struck a dairy farm is apathy in the owner. It is a mental dry rot. It means a dilapidated barn, dilapidated cows and blue milk. Apathy will not lift a farm mort gago. or build a new house, but energy and persistent work will. I knew a dairyman once who : had let one misfortune flatten out all of his ambition, and he fell into a state of apathy. Everything on the farm needed new life infused into it, from the meadow which did not yield a ton of hay to the acre to the mongrel cows that did not pay for their keep ing from year to year. This dairyman’s wife, under the impression that a change was needed, woman like, thought that she would do something in a small way to im prove matters. She had 910 of “pin money” laid by, and this she expend ed for a new-born Jersey heifer calf. Her husband, when he found what she had dono, was shocked at what he considered stich wanton extrava gance. “Why, he had never got more than 92 for any calf that he had ever sold, and they were much more ‘likely looking' than this new comer.” It was three years before the lady could show her husband that she had net made a mistake in her pur chase. Then the puny oat*- had grown to be a milch cow and waa. producing more butter alone than any other two cows in his dairy. What was more, the wife wisely kept the butter made from her eow sepa rate irom mat proaucea irom tno common herd, and under the name of “Jersey” sold it for a top priee. Iler Jersey’s first calf was a male, but she traded it for a heifer, and soon she owned two, three, five cows, all profitable animals. Her husband caught the spirit of progress J that she had stirred up on his farm and enlarged the business that she had created. It was better to have emulated the energy of his wife’s example than not to have been aroused at all. In* dustry will drive dull care away, for no one has time to brood over ill luck while busily engaged in repair ing its effect. ijniklag Karr Mean*. A correspondent who has had ex perience in that line, says he believes it is impossible to thresh beans so that they would sell in the market Last season he ran some fifty bushels of navies through a threshing ma chine and has resolved not to do so agfln. Fifty per cent of his beans were split, and the crop would not sell for seventy-five cents per bushel if placed on the open marketf. It was a Hong and laborious task to pre pare those beans to a salable state, but he succeeded in selling them all with the exception of ten bushels of screenings. He says;’ These screen ings make excellent soup, but not being partial to bean soup my supply bids fair to be everlasting. Even a small per cent of split beans would materially depreciate the value of the beans, and in order to obtain the top prices they would have to be hand-picked, and to pick out those broken beans is something more than to pick out the black and damaged beans as is otherwise dono. 1 shall not attempt to thresh my beans by a threshing machine until the industry in this locality has grown to such proportions that it would pay to invest in a special bean thresher. This season I shall use a flail altogether if> I cannot find a bet ter way. * 7 - I estimate that the cost of flailing and runuing through a fanning mill will be less than twenty-five cents per bushel, and it would not be less by using a threshing machine. It is a curious fact that a good many men here who have not grown twenty five bushels of beans in their lives, stoutly assert that threshing beans with an ordinary threshing machine is a grand success, and influenced by their opinions I went at my beans with great expectations. It did not. however, take me very long to find out that an ordinary threshing ma chine is not the best tool to prepare ray fancy natives for an exacting market. It is to he hoped that some inven tor will furnish the ideifb for a cheap and effective bean thresher that will come within the reach of the Indi vidual bean grower.—Farm,Field and Fireside. Horn Talk. Don’t ask me to back with blinds on. I am afraid to. Don’t lend me to some block-head that has less Bense than I have. Don’t think because I am a horse that iron weeds and briars won’t hurt my hay. Don’t be so careless of my harness as to find a great sore on me before you attend to it Don’t run mo down a steep hill, for if anything should give way I might break your neck. Don’t put my blind bridle so that it irritates my eye or so leave my fore lock that it will be in my eyes. Don’t think because I go free under the whip I don’t get tired. You would move up if under the whip. Don t whip me when I get fright* ened along the road or I will expect it next time and maybe make trouble, Don’t hitch me to an Iron post or railing when the meroury is below freezing. I need the skin on my tongue. Don’t keep my stable very dark, for when I go into the light my eyes are injured, especially if snow is on the ground. Don’t forget the old Book that is a friend of all the oppressed, that says: ‘‘The righteous man is merci ful to his beast.” Don’t make me drink ice cold water or put a frosty bit in my mouth. Warm the bit by holding a half min ute against my body. Don’t compel me to eat more ult than I want by mixing it with my oats. I know better than any other animal how much I need. Don’t forget to file my teeth when they are gagged and I cannot chew my food. When I get lean it is a sign my teeth want filing. Don’t trot me up hill, for I have to carry you and the buggy and my self too. Try it yourself sometime. Run up hill with a big load. Don't leave me hitched in my stall all night with a big cob right where 1 must lie down. I am tired and cannot select a smooth place. Don’t say whoa unless you mean it. Teach me to stop at the word. It may check me if the lines break, and save a runaway and smashup. Ponltr? Pick lues. Save the best birds for breeding. In winter cover the windows of the poultry house at night with batting or shutters. If a hen only pays seventy-five cents profit annually, she is paying a big per cent The temperature of the poultry house in winter should never be be low 40 degrees. liens will not lay unless they have a full supply of water: Water is as necessary as food. Whenever a farmer can get hold of oyster shells he should take them home for the hens. II you want to fatten, feed corn and other fat producers. If eggs are wanted give egg producing feed. It is ail right to have a good breed, but without good care in the way of feeding and warm quarters fowls will bekept at a loss. Certain markings are necessary for exhibition, but for practical purposes a good hen is a good hen whatever her markings are. Remember that laying hens will be kept more profitably through the winter if fed wheat and some meat Winter eggs are profitable. French poultry raisers cook the grain that is fed to fattening fowls, but some poultrymen claim that there is no advantage in doing It Household Helps. For an Ingrowing toe or finger nail cut a V or notch in the center of the nail, and it will grow toward the center and relieve the corner. A goblet of hot water taken just af ter rising, before breakfast, has cured thousands of indigestion, and no simple remedy is more widely rec ommended to dyspeptics. No matter how large the spot of oil, any carpet or woollen stuff can be cleaned by applying buckwheat plentifully and faithfully, brushing it into a dustpan after a short time, and putting on fresh until the oil has disappeared. Broken china may be mended by making a light paste on the white of an egg, and flour, cleaning the broken edges from dust, spreading them with the paste and holding the parts together while wet, wiping off all that cozes out It must b3 held or fastened in position until dry. For dark colored garments make the starch'of coffee dr make hay tea to wash them in. When the color of ' red or pink garments is doubtful soak thorn two .hours in salt water before washing, and blue ones in water to which a tablespoonful of i sugar of lead has been aided. Al ) ways iron colored garments os the ‘ wrong uide as far as possible. THE TRAVELING TRAMP RAILROAD PETE HAS LUCK WHEN ON THE ROAD. Accidents Hid no Terror for nim_Re Doold briii end Hear Anything That Turned Up—Had Come Oat of ■ Doran rninih-L'ps Without a terateb. ■ “Yes, a tramp is killed in a rail road accident now and then,” said the freight conductor, “but it may bo set down as an act of Providence. In other words, it is the tramp who seems to have nineteen chance* out of twenty of coming off without a scratch.” “iou carry a good many on the deadhead list, I suppose?” queried the Detroit Free Press man. ••I don’t suppose that a freight train enters or leaves Detroit which hasn’t from two to ten tramp passen gers on the bumpers,” he replied. “The last thing before pulling out, we go along the train and drive them off, but they are back in place again before the train is under way. Mow and then -I’ve had a tramp killed on my train, but he was a second-class tramp and new to the railroad busi ness. There are two species of him, as you probably know—the railroad tramp and the highway tramp.” “No, I didn’t know that” “Well, it’s so, and the railroad tramp feels himself head and shoul ders above the other; one rides in his carriage, so to say, while the other sloshes through mud or dust Wo were speaking, however, of tramps being killed on the road. A week ago I saw by the papers that a well known tramp called •Railroad Pete’ had been killed down near Dayton. I didn’t believe it, ai.d it wasn’t an hour ago that I met him down in the yards looking for a Chicago freight” “Did you ever carry him on any of your runs?” ••Did I? Well, I should whistle for a cow on the track! I’ll bet money Pete has traveled 25,00) miles on my trains, and I’ll bet more money that he goes out with me.to-night He is a case in point. He’s been in at least a dozen smash-ups and never got a scratch. Five years ago, when I first met him, we struck a farmer’s team at a crossing and had fourteen cars piled into the ditch. About the last thing the wrecking crew came to as they cleared away the debris was Railroad Pete, but he didn’t even have his nose skinned where four of my crew were killed. ' Six months later my train went through a bridge and two men were killed and eight cars smashed to kindling wood. Pete was down at the bottom, as usual, and I believe he got his foot hurt that time. Do you remember the big accident down near Monroe ville two years agoP” “I believe there was one.” “You can be sure there was! I was running a train of forty-two cars, half of them *empties,’ when the engine struck a car which had rolled on to the main track from a siding. That was what you might call a jim dandy accident Twenty nine cars left the track and the kind ling wood was piled thirty feet high. The engineer was killed outright, the fireman fatally injured and three of my brakemen never knew what hurt ’em. I got off light, but it was three months in the hospital. Railroad Pete was right in the center of that wreck, and it was eighteen hours be fore they got him out He hadn’t even a bruise oe him!” ••But he can’t always escape.” -••I dunno about that. I know of his haying been thrown off a train twice and landing right side up. Two or three times he has jumped off at Stations where he didn’t stop, and mf ter knocking down fences and uprooting trees, has escaned even a Dusted suspender. One night, down near Toledo, he got to fighting with another tramp on the roof of a car and was knocked off by a bridge. The other man was run over and cut into strings, while Pete landed in a snow-bank and reached town only forty minutes behind schedule time. Down here at Trenton one night about a year ago he was manoeuv ring around to get a ride on my train when the express picked him up. Say, if he wasn't thrown twenty feet high and a hundred feet out into a garden you may call me a liar!” “And he wasn't killed?” “Killed! Why, when half a dozen men went after his body they couldn't find it! As soon as he struck be jumped up and made a half circle to strike my train and get a front seat I believe he com plained that one of his kneeQ was a bit stiff for a week or so, but that was all. Kill old Railroad Pete! It might be done with a gun or axe, but he can't be gathered to his fath ers by any sort of railroad accident we know anything about in thia country.” A Sacrtfto*. Mr. Sourly—I’m going to hare my pictures taken to-day. Mr. Sourly’s Wife—You will have to make a great sacrifice if you da Mr. S—Why? Mr. S.’s W.—You’ll have to look pleasant for a moment or twa - Educational Item* Teacher—You were not at sohool yesterday. Tommy—No, my father needed me at home. Teacher—Why ? Tommy—To give me a licking._ Texas Siftings. Chinese Ulrtliddys. In computing the age the Chinese always reckon back two years from the celebration of the first birthday, i or, in other words, as though the , person had been a year old at the I time of birth. Which Wcy ► Mould This Xam, _ Boaind. ^ Antiquaries or philologists »„ nearly all parte of England h m favored the papers with . "*v® respiting "Srt nunciation of the name ••itatph » Pr°T they appear to he equallv™. nd tioned for “Ralf.” »Ba«” end iPn°por' according, to local proclivltiL K r®'” tom and literature are eaua!k.Cu8' certain. Writing from y nn‘ Ralph Rectory. G Launder gives an intero.* account of what may be re^ l'ng the evolution of tlmword S *ed ** ■“>V » ioMrom many readers to know of its spelling register of the parish of Bromotn Ralph, and of the pronuncdaH? given by the inhabitants. The register dates from 1557,and iscaiw the register of tho.«—i.i. lcaUcd the register of the parish of ton Raffe.’ There is no change £ the spelling, as far as I can tracft! l6o2, when ‘Half’ displaces .gaffe In 1665, and from then to 1716 I «„ Ralfe.’ In 1717 a new register begun with the word as we now ha* it,‘Ralph.1 The younger generation pronounce the debated word , though it ought to rhyme *ith ‘chaff The very oldest inhabitants use th pronunciation which rhymes wi‘ Ralph. "It is ourious to notice, howevei when a child is baptized ‘Ralph ’ a ter the name of the parish (case have occurred within the w years), the parents invariably eivn ‘Ralph’ the ‘safe’ Bound. ” 8 •Hudibras" affords another ex ample of variety of pronunciation Butleu says Of the doughty knight that “ A'Sqptre he had, whose nime was Ralnh 1 hat In th adventure went his halt p ' Though writers, for more toae, • Do call him Ralp.io. ’tla all one: And when we can with meter safe We'll call him so, if not plain llaiph. From all which the conclusion ol the matter would appear to be that it is wrong to be dogmatic one way or the other, and that each man may pronounce “Ralph” as it may sound go od to his ears. A Dry Geyser. There is a hole in Yellowstone park supposed to be a “dry geyser,’’ which is believed to be “bottomless.” Three thousand feet of line, with weight attached, has been let down into it without meeting with obstruc tion. Cost of Milk* Varies. The New Hampshire experiment farm finds that milk from the best ■cows costs one and a half cents a ' quart; from their poorest, four and a half cents, as it costs just as much to feed the smaller producer. SORTED AND SELECTED. | The, most disastrous flood was that of Holland, 1520; 400,000 persons drowned. An opal, weighing 000 karats, in the possession of Edward H. Fleming of Opalville, Idaho, is claimed to be the largest of its species in the world. A West Virginia man has become insane on the subject of the Ferris wheel. He rode on the wheel and on his return home endeavored to make one on a similar plan. Gorham Abbott of Winsted, Conn., has surprised his friends by beginning to talk after being dumb for thirty years. He was made deaf and dumb by an attack of scarlet fever in his yonth. After two years’ trial with pine, oak and greenhearp in the Sues canal works it has been found that while pine and oak are destroyed by the borer worm the greenheart, which comes from British Guiana, was un harmed. Miss Anna Gies, a (fed 10 years, has brought auit against her father in a New York court for $10,000. She says that she has been his housekeeper for nearly twenty years past,, and that he owes her at least the amount she has sued for. Hans Schliessmann, a Vienna carica turist, has been sending letters to his friends inscribed with “Mr.” and a sketch of the. person intended, and a designation of the quarter of the town in which he lives They have all reached their destination. The Chinese are the most expert smugglers iirthe world. Contraband opium has been found in their queues, the soles of their sandals, in loaves of bread, and even in bananas on the stalk, defying the closest scrutiny. Some of their shrewdest schemes are discovered by accident only. The idea that chess was invented by the ancient Indians or by the Chinese is shaken by the discovery at Sakkara. in Egypl, of a wall painting showing two chess players belonging to the government of King Teta of the sixth dynasty. Professor Brngsob put at 3,300 B. C., or 5,300 years ago. A young couple are getting married. Suddenly some absurd idea enters the head of the bridegroom and he bursts out laughing. Thereupon the o priest who ip officiating pauses a nW‘ ment and says gravely: “Donotlaug my son. You will have little °fcasl“ for mirth in the state into which y are now entering. ” Admiral Avelan of the Russian navy encountered while he was an e sign an officer who for some gra offense had been degraded from a cap" taincy to the post of common sai o . and who despaired of ever finding opportunity to exhibit the gallan 7 that alone would restore his ra The ensign secretly arranged "' him to fall overboard and be savec the man. and the plan was carrie on the first rough weather tha curred. The man was so indifferent swimmer that he would have drow had not the young ensign been an usually good one, but the desire was sco a red.