SUBSCRIPTION, SI.SO PER ANNUM. CLYDE KINO AND O. H. CRONIN, MANAGERS. ' VOLUME XII O’NEILL, HOLT COUNTY, NEBRASKA, MARCH 10. 1892. NUMBER 35. | ffiil OF THE MS The Happenings of the Week Caught by the Local Scribe. items OP GENERAL INTEREST th« Minstrel Show—Supervisor Kelly Asked to Itesign—Teachers’ Association.* v Sun ford Parker is in from Spencer. E. Perkins, of Little, called Saturday. Alex Boyd is home again from Bpen ier. __ Mr. Thos. Hudson, of Dorsey, was a :illcr Friday. George Mellor, brother of Jesse, is In own this week. Geo. Biggs acts as postmaster in lames’ absence. G. M. Cleveland is in the city this teek on business. John J. McCafferty went down to Swing this morning. The treasurer trial has already cost he comity about $1000. Mrs. Charlie Hall is very sick. The •’uontikh is sorry to say. Jim McClure, of Sioux City, visited old Iriomls in the city over Sunday. Miss Mary Murtha of Ewing is in the lily, the guest of Mrs. C. Selah. Miss Alice Sample has been quite sick hr. past week with the measles. One of our contemporaries alludes to a packing bouse as a “dead issue.” Hugh O’Neill, the independent war riur from Chelsea, is in town today. Judge Kinkaid and H. M. Uttley visit ed Neligh the forepart of the week.’ B. A. Dcyarman returned from his trip to Missouri Wednesday evening. - Attorney Golden left Sunday morning for Pueblo, Col., on a two weeks business trip. school was dismissed Wednesday morning on account of tlie prevailing high wind. W D. Mathews made a business trip down the road Saturday, returning yesterday. For the next thirty days you cen buy goods away down for cash at Sullivan’s Trade Palace. Mr. Sam Sample relnrned to Butte Sunday after a couple of days visit with his family here. Spokane has offered an inducement of u $1,000,00} to the . Great Northern to build into that city. b. T. Dudley, representing the Collier Publishing company of Omaha, was do ing the lown Monday. Fatras in all parts of Holt county to rent. Call and see us. 5-1 R- K. Dickson & Co., O’Neill. Neb. J. S. Crow, a prominent citizen of Ord, *U8 run over and killed by a switoh eu gme at Grand Island last Friday. Garden seeds in bulk, in great variety, onion sets etc. ■84 2 O’Neill Grocery Co. Mr. J. H. Riggs and wife took the pas aenger west Monday evening, l’hey will vis>t in Boyd county for a week or two. • H- Cronin left O’Neill Monday ■horning for Michigan, where he will "s't for a couple of weeks. flome grown, early, seed peas, onion ie|s, lettuce etc. O’Neill Grocery Co. 0 J8’R<' Kdly is expected to arrive in ■J , ,tomorrow from the east. She 1 visit here for a short time. Liu!'8 P°y4° s,a,'ted yesterday for hor C ^°C*£’ Ark., with a car load of ses. j[e wj|j be absent a couple of Ame'8 Ras 0,1 exhibition a piece bean made moling tin manufactur KjelphV & Taylor company, Phil ! ihisUlee.^inkail4 Is working in his office »nd ,1 °° Somc cases in flolt county r a. 80 S0Ir|e that belong to counties In [ le Wt'8t end. '■,|r3es°U 'Vimt l° 8el1’ Ruy or trad I'Djy ®° to lko Checkered livery barn ; 4o hi,c-m'ln ^ros- Bre always on hand t ! ‘0b,‘8>ness in that line. ^ tome*; 4tem offloe is undergoin [ derS,a^,Crila* improvements and we un ■ aiakin Re occupied as a dress : establishment. Ilo reiie^an.n went 10 Spencer Tuesda; [ store at o If' Joncs' manager of J. P.’ , iut v at i’^ce. Mr, Jones’ wife be i ' Verysick. Mrs. W. P. Mathews cutertaines the Kensington party this afternoon. We are obliged to lay over some very interesting commui'ications this week. The contest case of Butte City vs. O. A. Johnson is being tried at the land j office. Yesterday’s wind tore a large piece of the tin roofing off the east end of the court house. The genial Ed Kelly, fortnerlv cashier of the First National at this place, but now of Oelrichs, 8. D., is visiting in the city this week. Sullivan is out with a challenge wherein he oflers to fight any man on earth—coons excepted— for a purse of $25,000 and $10, 0OU on the side. Standing room will command a high price at the traveling men’s show. P-o cure your tickets and be in lime. On sale at Corrigan’s. John Hicks, of North Dakota and Stephen Hicks, of Minnesota, relatives of Mrs. B, A. Dayarman, were visiting in the city lust, week. A Mr. Meyers, of Sonth Sioux City, arrived in O’Neill Saturday night with a patient for the Keeiey. He returned home Monday morning. For sale, by D. P. O’Sullivan, living one mile west of O’Neill, two good brood mares, both with foal, and one good young horse. Will sell reasonable. W. H. Mason and Col. Buster left O’Neill Sunday evening for the Hot Springs, where they go to assist Barney Mullen in the erection of a large building. The mill between Clark and Moffat, which will take place at the rink after the minstrel performance next Friday night promises some sport for lovers of the manly art. We keep a lull line of notions and cutlery, and we handle the famous Wm. Rodge brand of goods. Come and see us and get prices before buying else where 33-4 Pfund & Waoehs. A petition was circulated in Scott township Monday and it is said quite generally signed, requesting Pete Kelley, supervisor from that township, to re sign on account of the part he took in the persecution of Scott. Charlie Elwood is doing Holt and adjoining counties this week in the interest ot his Sioux City commission house. Chat lie is what'Js known intliis country as a rustler and will do good work for his employers. The managers of the opera house are thinking of building a thirty-foot addi tion to the building, with a larger stage. It is to be hoped they will decide to make the improvement as th« building is much to small for the town. E. W. Coburn and son Lou were in O’Neill Wednesday looking for some hogs that were stolen from their farm 30 miles north-west of this place. They suspicionod that they had been market ed either in Atkinson or O’Neill but were unable to find any trace of them here. Robert Ashmore wishes to plant shade trees in the yards of O’Neill citizens this spring. He has young box elder and ash trees in good condition and wili plant and insure them to grow. Call on him or leave orders at Frank Toobill’s meat market. 33-3. It strikes us that O’Neill is just a little gay considering the season. There are at present three plays on the boards at the opera house. The first one, the traveling men’s minstrels, Friday even ing; second, “Lost in London" Satur day, and last, but by no means least, home talent will present “Robert Emmett” on the 17th iust. The sixth annual session of the North Nebraska Teachers’ Association will be held at Norfolk. March 30 and 31. and April 1, 1892. The first meeting will be held Wednedsay evening, March 30, and the last, Friday afternoon, April 1. The high school oratorical contest will take place Friday evening following the adjournment of the association. Norfolk News: The traveling men will repeat the minstrel performance recently given in this city al O'Neill on Friday evening of next week. The O’Neill people can depend on seeing the best and most refined entertainment of that kind that has ever been put on the boards in Nebraska. All the audience has to do is to sit still and laugh. The boys do the rest. If anyone wants to see Eli, please call at Brennan’s hardware house. Eli barb wire, of course, not Eli Perkins. Mr. Biennan also keeps the finest garden seed in the market, has all kinds of ma chinery, handies the John Deere plows, and can give entire satisfaction. Cash preferred, but lime given if wanted. Call at Brennan’s, the best hardware store on earth. 34-3 On Friday, March 18tli, at 10 o’clock a. m , Harry Howe will sell at public auction, a lot of horses, cattle, farm im plements, grain, etc , at l»is farm, three miles southwest of Emmett’ Lcavo orders at Toohill's meat market if yon want sbndc trees planted in your yard this spring. Robert Ashmore will do the work, furnish the trees and Insure them to grow at a reasonable figure. Plank & Thompson want to hire some one to break 200 acres of prairie 8 miles west of O’Neill and also have 75 acres of ground which they want sown to oats—will furnish seed. Cull on or address them at O'Neill. 35-1 Dr. Taggart of Amelia, la., came to O’Neill last week and bought of Planck & Thompson the Standard bred Hable tonian stallion, EdgarTL, 17807. They will come a long ways to buy a horse when he is bred as well as this one is. A man inclined to booze can have no better temperance lecture than to spend an hour or so in the Eeeley club rooms. To hear intelligent men reiate the history of their downward career and expatiate on the evils of king alcohol is a good object lesson to the uniniat’nted. Since Judge Bartow has decided that the law allowing commissioners $3 per day and milage was repealed by the last legislature, and that there is no law that will allow them pay for their services, we are anxiously holding our breath until Holt county supervisors impeach Bartow and the legislators. The Nebraska town that isn’t just get ting up or just recovering from a “home taient”play is behind the times. “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” the “Mikado,” "Lady Andley’s Secret,” “The Hidden Hand” and the “Union Spy” are specimen plays of Urn crop.—State Journal., The “Hidden Hand” is the favorite up in this country. Not that it requires any great amount of talent to play it well, but the reliearseis are so nice, you know. «, There is no dangor from whooping cough when Chamberlain’s cough rem edy is freely given. It liquefies the tough, tenacious mucus and aids in its expectoration. It also lessens the sever ity and frequency of the paroxysms of coughing, and insures a speedy recovery. There is not the least danger in giving it to children or babies, as it contains no injurious substance. 50 cent bottles for saie by P. C. Corrigan, druggist. From the Edgeuiont Express, 8. D., we clip the fallowing regarding the cool mine of Mr. Fred Anthony. Mr. An thony is a son-in-law of our fellow townsman. Mr. Ryland Parker, and bis good fortune will be noted with much pleasure by Fhon’ITEk rerders: We have seen some samples of coal from Fred Anthony’s mines north of town and cer tainly the owner may well feel elated over his prospects. The coal Is the finest wo over examined except Pennsylvania anthracite Mr. Anthony has rocentiy uncovered a vein five feet thick and the present indications j are that the supply Is Inexhaustible. ThU is good news for Edgomont and Is sure to provo a bnnonza to the owner of so valuable a property. The executive committee of the North Nebraska Teachers’ association will award a $30 teachers’ library to the county whose teachers travel the great est number of miles in attending the next meeting. For example, if one county has a representation of six who have necessarily traveled 50 miles in reaching Norfolk, making a total of 300 miles, and another has a representa tion of ten who have traveled 30 miles, also making a total of 300 miles, tbo two counties would be equally entitled to the prize. The railroad certificates will be used in estimating distances. The library will be composed of selected books for teachers, and will be placed at the disposal of those whose attend ance has aided iq securing it. In speaking of the traveling men's minstrel show lately presented in Nor folk the hews of that place says: The performance was a model one in minstrelsy, refined, vilh nothing thread bare about it, so that aside from the distinction of giving one of the best entertainments ever put on the boards in Norfolk, the boys also have the proud consciousness of having given the most successful one also. The local hits were pointed, but not too pointed, and those who were ‘touched’ relished the joke as well as the balance of the audience and joined in the laughter and applause. There wns very i little of the stereotyped minstrel per-I formance about it aside from the general construction of the programme, while the mainstays of the entertain ment, Messrs. Webb. Tucker, Dale. Ed wards, Price, Thurber, O’Neill, llel phrey, Wilson and others, covered themselves with glory—in fact, the whole show was “out of sight” in the best acceptance of the term. All Nor folk asks of the boys in return for Sat urday night’s patronage is that they repeat the perfoimance the first idle day they have when the weather is good, so that they can have a pr»pcr apprecia tion of the audience the Queen City can turn out when the traveling bovs are “in it.” _ For Sale or Kent—160 acres two miles northeast of O'Neill. Apply to James Dorgan, Fort Thomas, Ky. 33-3 The Supervisors Carried Out the Ousting Scheme, A QUESTION OF ITS LEGALITY Serious Shooting Affray at Atkinson—The Board's Proceedings. The wrath of the alliance god has been somewhat appeased and supreme satis' faction glows like a western snnset in mid-winter on the classic features of the seventeen faithful radicals. After the trial farco had ended and Middleman Harrington and endmen Smith and Hopkins had retired to a jury room to poke each other in the ribs and laugh in tleudish glee at their devilish work and perhaps pull a cork to the downfall of Scotty and all other honest officials, a motion prevailed to find defendant guilty of the charges preferred,and then another declaring the office vacant was rnilroaded through, tea against and eighteen for. The board then adjourned until 8:80 a m. Saturday morning. The board convened as per adjourn ment and proceeded to uppoint a new treasurer. There .were seyeral can didates in the Held but Rody Hayes was at last chosen. He proceeded at once to get a bond, which was approved by the board and armed with his credentials entered the lion’s den and demanded possession, but was politely informed that he could not have the same. Mr. Hayes left for Lincoln Sunday morning for the purpose of securing a mandamus, and at this writing—Tuesday afternoon —has not yet. returned. In the mean time Scott and his efficient corps of clerks smile blandly and wait on the county’s customers as usual. This trial was the greatest farce and biggest outrage ever perpetrated upon an intelligent and justice-loving people. The accusers were the witnesses, the jury and the judge. What could a man expect from such a tribunal? Evidently Scott expected nothing as he offered no.testimony in bis own behalf. This scheme to oust Scott lias been growing since his election as some time ago one of the faithful was heard to assert that he would be impeached as they had enough votes nnd intended to do it. The plan was as deeplv laid and as faithfully executed as that in which Ctesar lost his life. Harrington was the Brutus in this case When he said •’move,” the faithful moved. When be said vote “aye,” they voted aye. When he said vote “nay,” they voted nay. In fact Harrington was the board. What the outcome of this will be is hard to tell but !t is safe to say that the office will not be turned over without a struggle. Should the new treasurer finally be seated the office will suffer nono as Mr. Hayes is a gentleman of experience and thoroughly capable of looking after that department of the county. With all deference to Mr. Hayes Tins Frontier hopes bis case will not stand the test. LATER DEVELOPMENTS. Mr. Hayes appeared before the supreme court Tuesday ami asked for a pre-emptory writ and the success of the move is indicated by the following telegram received by Mr. Scott Tuesday evening: Lincoln, Nku., March 8, 1802. Barrett Scott, O’Neill, Neb.: Alternative writ allowed. You have three weeks to answer. Tnos. Darnell. People who have teen upholding the idea that there was no appeal from the supervisors will now no doubt pull in their horns. The supreme court evi dently questions the legality of the pro ceedings and proposes to give Mr. Scott a chance to show why he should not be removed. The case stands exactly where Mr. Scott wants it and Mr. Hayes has no show in tho supieme court with the rotten errors of the supervisors’ trial of this case. That Atkinson Shooting Scrape. Monday a report was in circulation here that a man or two had been shot in Atkinson, but as none of the particu lars could be learned we wrote to our old friend McArthur of the Graphic, who kindly sent us the following this morning: Monday about 2 o’clock Clement. John and Llwis Tomsik camo driving furiously Into town and made their appearance before I)r. Sturdevant and applied to the doctor to ex tract a load of bird Hhot, No. 4, from the anatomy of Klement, which they stated lie had received at the hands of the three Jonas ltoys, in an altercation over a piece of land, located about three miles south-west of town, which has been contested by the Jonas and Tomsik families for more than one year past. The Tomsiks stated that the three Jonas boys, JolinJ Frank and Jim had come on them unawares and shot their brother. Klement. Just as lie had Unished tying ills ho-ses,Ailing bis bands, stomach and thighs with shot as before stated, and also shooting one of the horses in the side. The Tomsiks claim that the Jonas boys Bred more than a Boron shots, fairly riddling tlio shanty In which the former woro stationed, The Tomslks then returned the Hre, perforating Frank, jr„ from the anktotuthc shoulder with flno shot, one bullet or buck-shot entering the shoulder blade, penetrat ing tho loft lung and coming out near tho nipple. I)r. McDonald extracted as many of the line shot as he was enabled to locate, dressed Ills wounds and left him as comfortable as possible under the olrcumstunocs, but Ills recovery Is very doubtful. The Jonas boys claim, on the contrary, thnt tho Tomslks were tho ngressors and tired the llrst shot. Tho roport of the comhuttants are so conflicting tlmt little cun now be given ns an authentic roport of tho blood conflict. Warrants for the arrest of all parlies con cerned'have been sworn out before Justice Burleson, who bound them over to the dis trict court, and pandemonium reigns among tho llohoinluus at this writing. Tho part most to be regretted about the wholo ulTalrls, that'the principals in the con flict were not Injured, but that the younger boys, who were only assisting tholr brothors wero the sufferers. They Were Bight. O’Neill, Nkh., March 5, 1892. KniTOit Frontier, Dear Sin: We, the undersigned members of the Ilolt county board of supervisors, in order to vindicate our actiou in voting to sustain Uarrctt Scott against the charges brought against him, respect fully request you to publish the pro ceedings of March 1, 1892: 0. W. Moss. S. D. Dutton, ,T. M. IIUNTEll. II. Miller. S. JlLLSON. Wm. Clevish. J. J. Doud. W. U. Uaioii. F. PiiiLirs. Wm. Nollkamper. In accordance with tbe above request wo publish in n condensed form the proceedings of the day above mentioned: O'Neill. March 1,18(8. Hoard met pursuant: to adjournment with all members present except Jlllson, Noll kamper and Golden and was called to order by enmity clerk. The following roport of setlement com mittee was then read: O’Neill, Feb. 24,1SB2. TO THE CnAIItMAN AND MEMBERS OK ilOl.T County ho a fid ok Bupehvihoiis: Gentlemen—We. your committee on set tlement, consisting of T. V. Golden, Jolin Crawford and II. Miller present, met as per agreement In the treasurer’s ottlce this day and found as follows: Currency.$S4.iitl5.(lO Gold. S.UOIMKi Silver. 11.44 Receipts from stato treasurer.ll.28s.otl Total. ..$70,707.04 Wlilcb Is In accordance with settlement of February 7,1302. * II, Milleii, Chairman Com. Report of settlement committee In regard to tbe treasurer’s settlement was upon motion adopted. WiiKitEAS: It has boon repotted that tbe money that was counted on February 24.1318, by the committee on settlement lias noon re moved from the vaults of tho treasurer of Ilolt county, thoroforo be It ro-olved that there bo a committee appointed by tho chair to recount the money new In the treasurer’s office mid report to the buaF'd at once. D. (J. Roll. Moved and sccoFFded to adopt tbe resolution. Moved to lay motloFi on tho table lost. Tho original question being called for resulted In all voting aye excopt Dutton, Hunter, Moss and Phillips, Clevtsh present but not voting. Moved and seconded that committee con sist of tbe whole board. UpoiF motion board adjourned until 10 o'clock p. M. Hoard met pursuant to adjournmeFit with all members present, except Jlllson, Noll kampor and Golden. A committee of throe was then appointed to wait on tbe treasurer to see whether be would bring tbe money Into their room or committee go Into his office to count It, com mittee reported that Bcoott rofused to do either one for the reason that the money had been counted once. Tlio opinion of the county attorney In writ ing was thou called for and Is asfollowf: O’Neill, March l, 1882. To The Honorable Board ok Hupeiivis ons of Holt Countv, Neb.: Gentlemen:—Replying to tho above ques tion, I have the honor to sav that 1 am of tbe opinion that tbe county board has not the right or power to require tbe treasurer to al low the board tbe privilege of counting the money In bis hands at any time they see lit. It Is only on a settlemont with hliu that they have this right. There could be no object in doing so at any other time. Respectfully submitted, li. W. Adams, County Atty. The above is in substance tbe proceed ings of that day and tbe gentlemen who stood by Scott all the way through claim that the above justifies their action. The committee reported, their report was adopted and they rightly claim that the whole thing should stop there. Marriage Licenses. Name and age. ( John MeAlllster, 2i.... | Mias Mairglo Ernst, in. i Frank E. Keinvehl, 22. i Jennie 1. Crow, 17. I James Homier. 55. I Mrs. E. II. Stills,54.... ) Goo. II. Ilrooks, 31. (Edith A. Miller, 17. j lloliert Dickey, 21. ( Cora Brown, 19. Residence. Agee Joy Stuart Stuart Grand Haplds Grand ltapids Paddock Paddock Stafford Stafford Court Motes. Judge Bartow came down from Chad ron Monday to finish up the term of court here. The judge is new at the business but a stranger wonldn’t know it as tie presides with the dignity and grace of an old-timer. A number of cases have beeu disposed of but none of much interest except the old chestnut of Allen Root vs. E. & M. V. Ry., which came on for trial Monday and went to the jury Wednes day evening. . Home time during the night a verdict was agreed upon for the plaintiff in the sum of $1500. Robert Ashmore will plant shade trees for you and insure them to grow. Call on him or leave orders at Toobill’s meat nf&rkct. 83-3 Lott in London, Thin play will be presented it the rink opera houie next Baturday night. It Is the llrat of a aeries to be glvon In O’Neill every Saturday night until farther notlee. A oiroult has been formed by E. L. Web ater, mnnager of the Peavey grand, who says: "I have worked hard for the past two weeks completing what has beon known as the Black Hills circuit and now hove the same oxtonded from tlilsolty to Dead wood, including all the best towns and oities on the Fremont, Elkhorn and Mis aourl Valley railway. Returning I In clude all the towns to the Missouri river via the Burlington and Missouri railway, through Hastings. Grand Island, Fre mont, etc. This places the country in such a shape tnat theatrical companies can now aflord to make it. I have al ready contracted with Newton Beers, “Boat in London" company and the Ma bel Snow Burlesque company to make this circuit. Mr. Beers will start Aarch 7, nnd Mabel Snow Mnroh 14. “I have also ten or fifteen other com panies corresponding for dates.” This in sures the circuit some splendid plays as Mr. Webster lias said that nothing will bo put on the roaa until It has first been presented nnd approved In Bloux City. In regard to the play of next Saturday night the Lincoln Call of January 80 says the following: Last evening nt the Lansing was pre sented Newton Beers' lyrio spectacular production of "Lost In London." It has achieved success the past three seasons, solely through giving a meritorious per formance that all classes of theatre-go ers cun appreciate. t'he play is a simple story of woman’s weakness and a man.s devotion told in good English with an easily defined plet. It gives, however, a faithful pleture of English North Country life. The spec ial features introduced are strong and original, making the entertainment doubly interesting and attractive. The special scenery of this production was ' placed on the stage as advertised, and a thoroughly satisfactory entertainment Is guaranteed. Seats are on sale at Corri gan's. SCATTERING CHIPS FROM NEIGHBORING WOODPILES. Ho hud boon to dlvurs pluoes, he was filled 't with princely Kriices, And for him romantic maidens used toslgh. and sigh, and sigh; But alas! alas I he blundered, nnd was HfM'1 from the “four buudred.”— * • • •' _ —[Wai/t Masok. Amelia Journal: Quite a number of farmers In this vicinity took advantage of the past nice weather to sow their wheat and rye. From present indica- & tions there will be a larger acreage of small grain put out here the coming season than oyer before. Basset Statesman: There is one class of citizens,we are sorry to say are not in the majority, that newspaper men bow to with deepest reverence. We refer to the man who comes in unsolicited and pays his subscription. We are sure there is a reward waiting for them when their earthly career is ended. Ewing Democrat: Last Monday Her man Ftak, a yonng man living near William Wonder’s, carried a dressed hog weighing 108 pounds, on his shoulder a distance of one and one-half miles, without resting or dropping his load. Mr. Ptak weighs 103 pounds. He was to have the hog if he won or pay the price of it if he lost. DawesCounty Journal: An important, decision was rendered this week by Judge Bartow at Rushville, in which he held that the section providing pay of $8 per day and milage for county com missioners was repealed (probably by oversight) by tbe last legislature, and that there is no law by which they can be paid. It l^ould be a great change for Dawes county to have a county board work for nothing and board themselves, but the change would be so radical it is doubtful if we could eland it Atkinson Graphic: Gene Cress, who has no peer in Holt county as a genial, jovial rustler, is now employed as trav eling solicitor for the O’Neill Keeley cure. No man better qualified for such a mission can be found between the two oceans. Gene “has been there” and “know3 how it 13 himself," and can rep resent the saving grace of the Keeley cure with a fervent unction that hypno tize the most obdurate topers. He came to Atkinson last Saturday in quest of Bacchus devotees, but found it a barren field. No alcoholic stimulants are used by the denizens in this baili wick. except for mechanical, medicinal and sacramental purposes. So long as the gold holds out they sav, there's hope for tho drunkard still'; They cau chase the demon of Itum away Kora hundred dollar bill; Oood luck to the gold that effects a cure Though the man be full and his people poor: It’s a great Cod-end to the country, sure, Is the jag gold-curing mill. S.I long as ‘.he gold holds out, they say. The -boys” will go drunk to bed; When their gold Is blown. In a maudlin way. rhey’ll wake wiih an aching heua. Well, gold Is surely a singular stuff; It enables a man to become a tough. And it cures him of booze when he's had enough. And It buries him when he’s dead. —IKremout Tribune*