If 9 v! V W V V V V V V ft WHY PAY-DAY WAS LATE By IRVING WILLIAMS V v V v y v v v v ft (Copyrltthl, l)' HhortHtory Pui. Co,) "I was a fool to try It," the man muttered ub lie drugged lilniHcIf to his feet, glanced over IiIb dripping clothes, and then grimly at the whirl ing torrent from which ho had es caied. Suddenly, with nervous fltiKora, ho rumbled about his waist. An expres sion of relief followed the Inspection, and ho begun to walk rapidly down tho stroma, keeping as close as pos sible to tho banks which confined the yellow turmoil, and pushing his way through the brush and undergrowth with a sturdy disregard for scratches. The man stationed himself at the upot where the landing would be made, and soon his companion in peril, a strong bay mare, splashed wearily ashore and joined her muster with a llltlo "whicker" of recognition and sym pathy. Wet and mud-stained, the pair made thoir way through the uudorgrowth until they reached more open ground, when tho man vaulted Into tho saddle and a brisk cantor brought them to tho road by which thoy had been trav eling until they readied the flood-swollen creek and their overthrow. Accepting tho Impracticability of con tinuing his journey, the man turned his horse's head on the back track. Although darkness closed In rapid ly tho horso jogged along with tho surety or a thorough knowledge of tho way. Tho man sat easily In the sad dle. Miles had passed without change in the nuturo of tho surroundings nor a word of command to tho horso when, without warning, the animal gavo a llorce snort of fright and sprang far to tho sldo of the road. Tho man, al most unseated, recovered his balance Immediately and without further ado throw himself flat against tho horse's house afforded and began to prepare for tied. "I'd give a pretty ponny to know for sure what It was Dolly shied at. Must have been a hog," ho soliloquized. "If It had been -any of tho Reed gang they'd 'a' sure shot." "Just so nobody knows I was driv en back I'm safe enough here for tho night, but I'd hato to ho caught In tills corner without a gun." Ho put his hand mechanically to his hip pocket as he had done a hundred times since his escape from tho stream; but the "gun" was gone be yond all chance of doubt. Ills preparations for bed wero brief, consisting of throwing off his coat and pulling oiT his boots, socks and trous ers. Sotting the lamp, with flame turned low, so that tho light would not show on the window curtains, he turned in without removing ills under clothing, though It was still wet. He fore retiring, however, he again fum bled about, his waist with the samo nervous anxiety ho had exhibited on tho brink of tho flood and readjusted some bulky object that showed its out line under his shirt, completely en circling his body. Ilo had slept for some time when, his senses alert to every suspicious sound, lie was wide awake and listen ing. Unmistakably the cronlc of cautious footsteps could be heard in the room below. Ho listened, tense and staring. His caller made slow progress. Cer tain progress, though, it was, and toward the stairway leading to tho hall Into which his room opened. Fol lowing any unusually Insistent com plaint on tho part or tho flooring, all sound would cease for a minute or more. Then, reassured, it would begin again. Tho man, half sitting In the bed, stared wildly before him, but without seeing. Ills whole sense was hearing. Perspiration stood bended on his face and hands. Ho was filled with tear natural to the defenseless and cor nered quarry. Hut waiting was not to be tolerated by a man of his disposition to action. Ho cautiously crawled from the bed and stood looking about tho dimly lighted room, selecting tho most prom ising weapon of defense. There was not much to chooso from a light, cane-seated chair, a water pitcher and wash bowl, tho washstand and his boots, besides the lamp. These ap peared to bo all that was available not very effective against firearms. Wait! Resides these there was ono more object, but so insignificant a small bottle of red Ink. This last. however, caught his eye and, with al most a trace or amusement in oxpres sion, ho quickly pulled a fat money belt from about his waist beneath his shirt, rumpfed up the bod clothing and thrust tho belt under tho mattress. He next made his way carefully and quietly to tho stand and secured the ink bottle, on tho way noiselessly turning the chair on Its side and pull ing tho curtain back as he passed the window, exposing tho half-open sash. A broken pane or glass luckily added to tho general appearance of disarray he plainly desired to produce. After placing the wash bowl upturned on tho floor, taking the pitcher rrom tho stand, disarranging tho towel that had been spread neatly across It, ho took one rurther satisfied glance about tho room. Carefully then ho stretched himself In tho middle of the floor, opened tho bottle of Ink and poured some of Its crimson contents on his breast and throat and ncross his forehead Just holow the hair. The rest ho poured on the floor near his head and neck and then tucked tho bottle under his shirt whero it would not bo seen. Ilo rumpled his underclothing to make it appear to have boon pulled aside by the tearing away of tho money holt, and finally lay with head thrown back and eyes fixed on the celling, and wait ed. It was a bold bit of acting. Would It work? lie did not have long to wait, for, although ho bad mndo his preparations as rapidly as possible, consistent with silence, ho had hardly completed the tableau setting before ho heard muf fled whispers at the door. Thero was, thou, more than one caller. They wero deciding on the mode of entrance. Tho door was a light one, offering but slight obstruction to a strong man. Though awaro of this they apparently hesitated before taking so noisy a method. Carefully tho knob was turned, but only to confirm what they must have expected that tho door was locked. Another interval of silence and then, yielding to a quick pressure from a broad shoulder, tho lock snapped with a sharp report and a man sprang Into the room, holding a revolver. Ho did not stop until his reet almost touched tho prostrate body on the floor. In the dim light ho made It out and shrank back to the door with an oath. "What Is it, Al?' came In a whisper rrom tho dark of the hall. "Someono has boon here before us," was the answer, as another man joined him In the doorway. For a moment the two stood staring in disappointed rage at tho red-tplotched object on tho lloor. They took in tho signs of strug gle and the open window through which a murderer and robber might have entered and made bis escape. "Ain't that hell?" and tho other as sented that it was. "We've got no business hanging around here, and the quicker wo cut out the better. The other rellow got tho ten thousand, but wc stand'a good chanco to get tho rope." This was sound reasoning, and a Tow moments later the callers were riding away more hurriedly than they had come. And that Is how pay-day with Land ers' Milling Company happened to bo one day late in tho month of March, 1J03. FRUGAL MR. GIGGS GIVE3 HIS WIFE A LESSON IN ECONOMY. But a Ruined Tree and Much Discom fiture Result from His Efforts to Save a Few Dollars. PRESIDENT AND MRS. ROOSEVELT The Animal Gave a Fierce Snort and Sprang Far to the Side of the Road. neck and dug In tho spurs. At a bound the steed regained tho road and took the course at full speed. Two rldors emerged from the forest Into tho road. Each carried a rlllo and as they came Into tho half-light of tho path's clearing ono throw his plcco to his shoulder, alining at tho rast disappearing rider. "Don't shoot, you rool!" growled tho other. "It may bo someono olso." "What's tho dlftoronco?" snapped tho man, with his cheek to tho gun stock, hut he lowered tho weapon as he spoke. Aftor a brief conforonco thoy turnod their horsos to rollow tho slnglo rider at a leisurely pace. At a late hour a hatless and be draggled horseman guided a winded mount as quietly as possible through the muddy streets of a straggling Ar kansas railroad vlllago. Thoro was caution In his every movomont. When lie reached a certain stablo door ho opened It slowly to keep tho hinges from complaining. Whon ho omorged a row moments later, having cared for his horso, ho was as roganUul or the hinges. Ho tiptoed as noiselessly as hoavy, water-soakod boots would permit, ucrosB tho back porch or tho house that occupied tho sumo lot with tho barn. With tho samo caution ho unlocked tho door and lot hlmsoir Into tho house. Ho passed through tho rooms, peering about intently, Beom- Ingly to make suro that ho was tho only person under that roor. Completing his carorul Inspection, ho set his lamp on a llttlo cupboard washBtand in tho only bedroom thp A TERRIBLE CONDITION. BBBBBBBBBBMBSbSbKBBbS : ''''BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBli The rustling or an evening newspa per as It was rolded hastily and Uld aside came trom tho head or the table. Mr. Glggs turned hastily In his chair and peered at Mrs. Glggs over his glasses. "What's that?" he asked sharply. "I was saying," Mrs. Glggs answered, as she poured the coffee, "I was say Ins that those trees In the rront or the house need pruning. They're just too ragged for anything. Now to-morrow you cnll " "That's it. That's It. Call up a, tree trimmer, eh? More expense, t won't do It." Mr. Glggs' tone wail splterul. ' "Hut John" "Don't John mo, don't do It. Every time you look at me It's moro expense. Don't you know anything but the art or spending money?" Mrs. Glggs' answer was apologetic. " just thought I'd mention It," she seld. "Yes," Mr. Glggs replied, "that's the way you always do. Now ir those trees must be pruned, I guess It'll have to be done. But I'm not going to spend $9.G8 Tor some wild-eyed freau to jab at those trees with a hack saw and then look wise as he takes the money. K any Idiot's going to Tool with those trees, I'll do it myself. Got a saw?" "Nothing but that rip saw you got tho other night." Nothing but a; say what do you want, a whole carpenter shop? Now, gimme that saw; I'm going to fix thoso trees." An admiring group of neighborhood children gathered on tho front stops to watch Mr. Glggs as he came from bo hind the house, saw in hand. ! "Now." Mr. Glggs said, "the way to trim a tree is to trim It. Guess I'll climb the tree." For about ten minutes Glggs was busy with his pocket knife cutting off s?nall twigs and branches. Then ho decided that tho top of the tree needed attention. "Takes up too much sky," he yelled to his wire rrom among the branches. 'I'll just climb up and top off that top limb." "O-o-h-h-h, John, do be careful." "Huh." And the answer of Mr. Glggs was sarcastic. "Any old time father don't know what lies doing well, just call the hearse." From limb to limb he clambered un- ,1 finally he came within reach of tho top branch. "Hold below where you're sawing,' Mrs. Glggs urged from tho porch, "If you don't, you'll " "Shut un." Glggs answered testily. "Who's doing this, anyway?" Deeper wont tho saw into the wood. Sudden ly, there was a crackling. The limb leaned far to one side and Mr. Glggs, horticulturist, went with it. But he didn't stop. Still clinging to tho saw with one hand he went downward, through tho branches of the tree, to fall, saw and all, upon tho pavement. Slowly ho picked himself up anu limped to the house. "Mrs. Glggs," he began painfully, "Mrs. Glggs, I" A femlnino shriek interrupted him. "John McAnany Glggs, you've gono and killed yourseir all because of that mean, hateful, parsimonious old nature of and just look at that tree. Ruined. Every limb broken." "Well, look at me." Glggs said plain tively, as ho Inspected a bleeding finger. "Serves you right. That's just what It does. Yes, sir, It serves well, Mr. Glggs, I'll tend to tho spending of the, money after this. Do you hear? Au swer me do you hear?" But Mr. Glggs was silent. Tortured by 8harp Twinges, Shooting Pains and Dizziness, Hiram Center, 518 Soutji Oak street, Lako City, Minn., says: "I was so bad with kid ney trouble that I could not straighten up after stooping without sharp pains shooting through my back. I had dizzy spells, was nervous and my eyesight af fected. The kidney secretions were Ir regular and too fre quent. I was In a terrible condition, but Doan's Kidney Pills have cured me and I havo enjoyed perfect health since." Sold by nil dealers. f0 cents a box, Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. FREE SHAVE. Kind Gentleman My poor man, of all the bad scrapes you've had, which was the worst? Rambling Rupert Do worse scrape I ever had, sir, was when I got shaved In a barber college. CUTICURA CURED FOUR Southern Woman Suffered with Itch ing, Burning Rash Three Little Babies Had Skin Troubles. "My baby had a running sore on his neck and nothing that I did for It took effect until I used Cutlcura. My face was nearly full of tetter or some sim ilar skin disease. It would itch and burn so that I could hardly stand It. Two cakes of Cutlcura Soap and a box of Cutlcura Ointment cured me. Two years after it broke out on my hands and wrist. Sometimes I would go nearly crazy for it Itched so badly. I went back to my old stand-by, that had never failed me one set of Cutl cura Remedies did the work. One set also cured my uncle's baby whose head was a cake of sores, and another baby who was In the same fix. Mrs. Lillie Wllcher, 770 Eleventh St., Chat tanooga, Tenn., Feb. 1G, 1907." But It Was All Right. The poor but proud duke decided to play a safe game, so Instead or beard ing the dear girl's rather In his lair ha wrote as follows: "I want your daugh ter the flower or your ramlly." By return mall came the old man's reply: "Your orthography seems to havo a flat wheel. What you want is doubtless the Hour in connection with my dough and if my girl wants you 1 suppose I'll havo to give up." Your Druggist Will Tell You flint Murine live Remedy Cures Eyes. Millies Weak Eyes Strong. Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye Pain and Sells for 50c. There Is at least ono woman In the world for every man In tho world to think tho world of. Strange Coincidence. "Waiter!" called Jones, In such tones of suppressed triumph that wo all looked up as he majestically sum moned Robert. Long had Jones en tertained his own opinions as to tho economical practices of our restau rant. Wore thoso skeptical opinions confirmed? "Walter," ho said, with crushing lmpresslveness, "just look hero, If you please. Do you soo that button, waiter. In this cabinet pud diner? That Is mine. I hid it yester day in tho end of my roll In tho end of mv roll, waiter." And Jones' glance proudly gathered In so to sneak tho admiration our looks expressed at such a successful exposuro of mean conduct. Hut uou ort was equal to tho occasion, ror foctlv unabashed, he replied: "Yessir; very singular, indeed, sir. To think, now, you should Just lmppon to got that very button ngaln, aftor all islr!" Tlt-Blts. From btoivo-rai'li, copyright, by Urulorwood & Underwood, K, Y. Unique and recent photograph of the president and his wife taken at th White Mouse. Does It Ever Happen7 A irlrl cenerally loses confidonco In e hersolf 11 she falls to mnko a foo Ol 11 IIMlll UUUl OUU lino " "w third tluio. 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