Washington Interesting Bits of News Gathered at tho Nutional Capital. H use Remembers WASHINGTON. Speaker 0 a n n o n wiib 72 ycnrH old tlie otlior day, but being ii )ixHldontl(il candidate, ho wiih nut awn ro of tlio fuel until tho anniversary wna half ovor and thou romlndora canio thick and faBt, and brought tears of emotion from hltn. Tho flrtit hint was contained In a tole grain from a constituent In Danville, 111., who la tho family Hlhlo export for thai part or tho country. "What day of tho month Is this, Hub boy?" ho asked of his secretary. "Hero ia a follow who has tho nerve to say I havo turned another mile stone." A calendar was consulted, and "Undo Joo" acknowledged that tho hoys back homo had ono on him. In a fow minutes Mr. Huuhey was called out to the corridor nnd notified that about tho biggest lloral ploco ovor soon Id tho canltol would arrlvo at four o'clock, and that thorc would bo big doings In tho speaker's room. "Undo Joo" was kept In Ignoranco of tho arrangements, and when, at tho Ho ' 4 1 tribal m ? t V Tattooing Very Popular in the Navy AN INTERESTING report on tattoo ing In the navy has been mado to Secretary Metcalf by Surgeon Amnion Farenholt as .a result of his observa tions while sorving on tho recolvlng ship Independence at tho Mo.ro island navy yard In California. Tho onlistmont records of 3.B72 men woro examined by Dr. Farneholt, this Ibolng tho enlistments on tho Indopond once for eight and a half years. These records show that tho porcontago found tattooed on examination for boc ond and subsequent enlistments was G3.G1, and tho porcontago found tat tooed on examination for first en listment was 23.01. Tho opinion Is ex President Roosevelt TUB president is not only a good churchgoer himself, but dosorvos tho thanks of at least two Washington preachers for his aid In boosting tho size of their congregations. With his predilection for having ovorythlng reformed it is no more than natural that hla church also should boat tho maslc labol. It Is Graco Re formed, a rathor small, gray stono building on Fifteenth streot, not quito a iullo from tho White Houso. Grace Reformed is not a fashionablo church. Tho congregation Is unas suming 1 appearance and would bo decidedly modest in sizo If It woro not for tho president. Ho fills cor- Big Weekly Pay Roll of Wage Earners WHEN tho bureau of tho census took tho census of manufactures In 1905 it also undertook tho taijlt of classifying tho weekly earnings of" tho employes in all kinds of manufactur ing establishments. Questions ns to tho actual earnings of all employes woro aBkod of each manufacturer In tho country and tho surprising num ber of 123,307 establishments replied. This number of establishments la G2.9 por cent, of all enumerated in tho consus and thoy employ moro than one-half of all tho wago oarnors en gaged In tho factory Industries in tho country. In a bulletin JuBt issued by tho con bub bureau, containing compactions of . those ntAtiMB It Is shown that of tho Whisperings Cannon's Birthday appointed time, ho was summoned from tho floor of tho house by tho on tiro Illinois delegation, ho was genu inely surprised. Representatives Graff and Kalnoy, ono a Republican and tho other a Democrat, spoko felicitously and pre sented tho Moral piece, which was six feet high, of dogwood blossoms and American Heauty roses. As tho speaker started to reply, a tear trick lod as ho said: "The BWuutcsL flowers of nil Bloom nhovo tho purling wall." Ho thon spoko of his long career In congross, thanked his 27 colleagues In dividually and collectively, and a few mlnutoB later was called back to tho Moor of tho house. A roll call was being taken on a motion to recess un til tho following day, but when It was half over Champ Clark jumped to his foot and said: "It seoms to mo this is the speaker's birthday." This was tho signal for general ap plause, and tho speaker blushed, smiled and bowed like n schoolgirl as ho waited for it to subside. Thon ho gave volco to his appreciation. "I move that In honor of tho occa sion tho roll call bo suspended," said Representative Macon of Arkansas. This motion was passed with a whoop and tho Democratic filibuster was re laxed for a fow minutes at least. " pressed that about CO per cent, of tho sailors who havo served ovor ten years In tho navy aro tattooed. Dr. Farenholt says it Is not fair to nssumo from tho figures that 23 por cent, of tho male citizens aro tattooed, as a considerable proportion of appll cants for enlistment aro sea-faring men. Ho was surprised to find so many, probably eight por cent, of tho recruits, who aro tattooed and who de nied having been at sea or even hav ing lived In seaport towns. In Dr. Faronholt's opinion, tho custom Is moro common In camps and In places where men aro collected in largo nunv bors than Is Imagined. Tho report contains statistics re garding tho location of tattoo marks and tho frequency of various designs. Lottors, mottoes, Initials and allied de vices lead tho list and constitute about 21! per cent, of all Ink marks. Coats of arms nnd national ombloms follow with about 25 por cent., then flans," anchors. a Good Churchgoer tnlnly two-thirds of tho pews. So far as audiences go tho preacher may havo to look for loan years after March 4, 1909. Wlillo tho president fills dozens of tho pows by the moro fact of hla ex poctod presence ho occupies his own soat in solitary grandeur. Once in a while ho goes with his wife and family to St. John's, but they don't seem inclined to reciprocate the at tention. St. John's rejoices in tho local title of "tho church of state," and always reserves a pew for tho president of tho United States, though it had not been In demand for a good many years when Mrs. Roosevelt be camo lady of tho Whlto House. Whothor ho goos to his own church or not, no ono but Thoodoro Roosovelt, unless It is somo fiend or guest ac companying him, which rarely hap pens, is ovor seated In tho president's pow at Graco Reformed. Two secret sorvlco men always accompany him, but do not sit with him. 3.297,819 wago earners covered by tho Investigation, 2,019,053 were mon; 588, 599 woro womon and 90,107. or 2.7 nor cent., woro children. Tho pay rolls of tho 123.307 establishments for one week aggregated $33,185,791, and of this amount tho men received $29,240, 287, or 88.1 per cont. of tho whole; tho womon received $3,033,481 or 11 por cent, and tho children $312,023, or i por cont. Moro than half of all th ors includod In tho bulletin earnod $9 anu ovor during tho week. Tho earn ings aro classified for totals of states and of industries, while 25 industries are shown In detail by states and tor rltorios and 25 states by loading in dustrios. Average earnings aro also computed for all tho statos and indus tries shown. Tho figures show that in 1904 tho average wago earner employed in man ufacturlug rocoived $10.00 nor wonk Tho avorago man received $11,10, tho avorago woman $0.17 and tho avorago cuuu uuuur io yeaa'8 ox ago $3.40, NEW NORWEGIAN MINISTER. Ove Gude to Represent His Country at Washington. Washington. One of the most inter esting foreigners who has como to tho Tnltod States in recent years on an official mission Ib. Ove Gude, tho new Norwegian minister to this republic. Mr. Gude, who is about 55 years of ago, is a son of tho famous Norwe gian painter, Prof. Hans Gude, whoso landscape and nun I no masterpieces caused tho old Kaiser Wilhelm to in vito him to take tip his residence in Merlin. Tho newcomer In tho official "for eign colony" at Washington has had an Interesting career in tho diplomatic service. Ho was attache of tho lega tion of Sweden and Norway at Paris In 1877; In 1879 was appointed secro- Mr. Ove Gude. tary of tho legation at Horlin. Ho served as secretary of tho legation in London In 1891 and was sent on a special mission to China and Japan In 1897 and 189S. He was minister to Spain and Portugal in 1900 and in 1902 was made minister to Denmark, where he served until the union between Norway and Sweden was broken In 1905, when ho entered tho service of his own country, Norway. Minister Gude was a widower when ho went to Copenhagen. There he mot and married the daughter of the fam ous Danish soldier, Gen. de Stiorn holm, who was chief of the Danish general staff in the war between Den mark and Germany In 1801. Mine. Gude, who Is much younger than her husband, Is an accomplished violin ist. Minister Gude has two daughters, 10 and 17 years old, by his first mar riage, and those will soon join him n Washington. QUEEN HAS UNIQUE BUNGALOW. Gothic Door of Alexandra's Residence Is Half of a Rowboat. London. Queen Alexandra has a unique bungalow. It Is In Norfolk down by the beach of Snottlshain, a quaint watering place of 15,000 people. The beach, a favorite with tho queen, is crowded in the summer season with holidaymakers, tourists and others. Tho Gothic door or main entranco to tho bungalow is nothing else than a rowboat cut in half. Tho outer walls aro of bright yellow cast stones brought from tho Snettishatn pits and Queen's Bungalow Built of Coastwise Material. tho blocks are laid In tho rough with numerous projections. Thore are two main rooms, ono for tho queen and another for tho attend ants, and betweon them is a small lobby which also gives access to tho olllco. Around tho queen's apartment runs a five-foot high dado of dark stained vortical boards and abovo tho cemented walls aro Incrusted with stones of various hues and mussel, cocklo and other shells from tho bench, Showa on Trllns. A company Is being formed in Paris for the purpose of providing tho ator cars for all tho Important ex press f rains on tho continental lines. These railroad theaters aro to havo 00 seats, a stage, and an orchestra of three pieces. Passengers will book seats as thoy now engage tables In a dining car. fvlost Courageous Animals. Tho common molo Is probably the bravest member of tho animal king dom. It will attack creatures much larger than itself, and has never been known to shuw the "white feather" under any condition. In comparison with tho molo tho lion Is a sneak and tho tlgor an arrant coward. Now York American. Drink Scourge In France. What tho French call "alcohoHsmo" has grown to bo a dreadful scourgo, and a direful portent for tho future of tko people. In somo parts ol France the very medical men must bo consultod early in tho day if they ar to bo found Bober. Church Quar terly Review. Queer Twist. Tho lato Bishop T. U. Dudley of Kentucky declared that he was indebt ed to a mountaineer of that state for the most ungrammatical sentence he ever heard. This is it: "Them three Miss Make aro three of as pretty a gal as I ovor see." Youth's Compan ion. Vesuvius Only 4,077 Feet High. Measurements taken of Vesuvius by the Geographical institute of Florence show that tho mountain has lost 375 feet in height in consequence of the last volcanic eruption. Vesuvius used to be 4,152 feet high, It Is now only 4,077 foot. Money-Getting. A .life of money-gottlng is a lifo of care. From the first there Is a fretful anticipation of loss in various ways to depress and unsettle the mind, nay, to haunt it, till a man finds he can think of nothing else. Cardinal New man. World's Need for Love. Tho world delights in sunuy people. The old aro hungering for love moro than for bread. Tho air of joy is very cheap; and if you can help tho poor on with a garment of praise, it will bo bettor for thorn than blankets. Henry Drummond. Of Course She Is. Tho United States supremo court has gravely decided that "woman is in a class by herself." Isn't it com forting to have the highest judicial au thority confirm just what all of us havo always known? N. Y. Herald. Greatness. A man Is undoubtedly great when ho can by remarking that time flies cause people to telegraph his state ment to all parts of the country and comment on It as an evidence of his profundity. No Perpetual Youth. The secret of eternal youth would make a multimillionaire of its lucky possessor. But the precious recipe is still unknown, and society women must keep their looks at the cost of time, much trouble and more money. Extremes of Heat and Cold. Tho greatest heat is never found on tho equator, hut some ten degrees to the north, while moro severe cold has boen registered in northern Siberia than has been found near tho pole. Wood Pulp Makes for Safety. Wood pulp, sometimes a fatal cargo, is often used for the safety of ships. A layer of cellulose is built into their sheathing, and In tho event of a leak tends to swell and so closo tho holo. Warning. 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Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, mado from roots and herbs, has been tho standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who havo beontroubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges tion,dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it ? Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. Between Doctors. "Was the operation successful, doc tor?" "Entirely. I charged $G00 and his executor signed a check for it with out winking." Kansas City Times. That an article may bo good as well as cheap, and give entire satisfaction, Is proven by the extraordinary sale of Defiance Starch, each package con taining one-third more Starch than can be had of any other brand for the same money. When the Lord makes a fool, tk dovll gives him a tongue. Life. Haw Fast Morning Train Chicago TO New York VIA Lake Shore LEAVE CHICAGO 9:00 A.M. ARRIVE NEW YORK 9:15 A. M. AH incoming morning trains from the West, Northwest and Southwest connect with this train in Chicago, and on arrival in New York passen gers are landed in Grand Central Station The ONLY railroad terminal in New York City. Right in the heart of the hotel and residence district. Subway station under same roof. 15 min utes to Brooklyn without change. A daylight ride along Lake Mich igan, Lake Eric, through the Mohawk Valley and down the his toric Hudson River. OALL ON OR ADDRCm L. W. LANDMAN, Q. W. P. A. La Sallo Street Station CHICAGO WARREN J LYNCH Passenger Tratflo Manager CHICAGO