Ncbr aska Advertiser W. V. SANDERS, Prop. NEMAHA, NEBRASKA Every day Iiuh Kh now horocH, and 11 (;oo(l tunny of tliom tin firemen. A professor of morals will ho tlio first essential If tho country over has a corespondent h' .school. Tlio nffnlr or tho Congo scorns to ho one of thoHo mailers which will never ho tiolllod until II Ih seltluil right. A Hrttlsh roport HiiyH Hint Amorlca In facing a lliuhor fninlno. At any rule, It Ib not a presidential tlmhor faniluo. Tho marriage of a prosperous medi cine manufacturer to an r.ctrcss gives assurance that thoro Is hoiio for tho American drama. A Ronton man Ih offering $fiO reward for a treatment that will euro a par rot of tho hahlt or repeating profanity. Why not try tho ax? Wo have It on tho word or an ICng HhIi scientist that tho north pole, pro Bumnhly having grown weary of wait ing to ho discovered, Ih coming south. There being a eyiiHlderablo Hi retch of real oHlato Intervening between Franco and Turkey It Ik perfectly Hafo for tho two countrleH to make facoH at each other. Threo Chicago men claim to have discovered a process by which human hodlcH can be turned into metal. There aro plenty already who are evi dently made of hrnss. Ab regardH tho hen, furthermore, she ban one conspicuous advantngo over tho cow. It, in harder to counterfeit, adulterate or otherwise Impair tlio UHOfulucHB of her output. Several more dcsirahlo euHtoniB than tho manufacture of dynamite bombK would bo welcomed from an nrclilHlle immlgrautH. TIiIk Ih a habit which Hhould ho left with tho old folltB at home. A southern paper remarks that no ono evor saw a "merry widower." Tills Ih a very gallant, If not very accurate, Htntomout, for naturally, gallantly Hpcaklng, why should there ever bo a morry widower? Tho prlco of coal Ih decreasing, sayH a nows roport. However, this was to ho oxpcclod. Now the really wonder ful thing would happen if tho price of coal woro to decrease In tho autumn InBtond of tho glad springtime. A problem In all countries is to keep tho young men in tho small towns. Tho remedies suggested aro many, but wo fall to llnd tho most practical and the most potent. Tho way to keep tho young men anywhoro Is to keep tho pretty girls in tlio namo neighborhood. It is said that Madame Adelina Pat ti plans another farowoll tour of Amorlca. America Is pretty well ac customed to this sort of thing, but tho former diva should remombor that even over horo wo have a littlo say ing about tho turning of the patient worm. It Is very discouraging. Horo Is tho Lady's Pictorial of London snylng: "Wo do not want all women to bo smart and enorgollo; sho who can bo merely gontlo and charming and gracious and shall wo not even say helpless? maintains the Ideal of womanhood for man to worship." Moro mollycoddles. Hero 1b another indication that busi ness is Improving at homo and abroad. Tho commorclal papers announce Hint room on vobsoIb has been ongagod for shipping 150,000 tons of pig Iron from Alnbama furnaces to Modltorranonn ports. This means not only that thoro Ib a growing demand in tho old world, but that In supplying tho requirements Amerlcnn producers will have a fair market and will bo enabled to give em ployment to more American labor. Commenting on the danger of trust ing womon to run motor cars, an Ohio mayor suggests that tho only proper machine for a woman to run Is tho sowing machine. Wo should bo moro willing to contlno our women to theso useful contrivances if they had electric motors to drive thorn. It would bo woll if somo of tho power spent in driving automobiles woro ap plied to necessary domestic engines, which in many homes overtax the. foot that push tho jreadles. Aftor all, John Hay did write "Tho Breadwinners," a novol that had con Bldorablo voguo 25 years ago. It was published anonymously before the au thor had made a imputation as ono of tho greatest secretaries of stato tho country evor had, and tho secret was kept, although suspected, until at last, states tho Youth's Companion, Mrs. Hay has consonted that tho credit which belonged to her dead husband shall bo given to him In an account of tlio book In "A Manual of American Uteraturo," recently published. IN RADIUM FACTORY INTRICATE PROCESS OF MAKING PRECIOUS ELEMENT. Tons of Ores Treated for Two and Half Months in Large Sifting Tanks to Obtain Minimal Fragments of SaltB. t London. Physical theories have, In the course of the last fow years, un dergone something like a revolution, duo to tho discovery of radiations, glvon out from certain substances, which radiations, although in visible to the eye, manifest themselves by the most varied effects. The typical representative of theso substances Is radium, or rather Its chemical compounds, as tho element Itself has not yet been isolated. Owing to the scientific Interest attaching lo thie wonderful substance, and the practical uses It Is liable to bo put to, especially In medicine, It will not bo anilHs briefly to record tlio compli cated processes required In its manu facture. Apart from their being some of the moBt Interesting substances known to men, radium salts aro tho most precious of all chemical compounds, one kilogram of radium bromide be ing estimated at about $80,000,000. Owing to this extreme costliness, it will bo understood that tho amount of radium generally bundled In labora tories must be rather minute; and, as tho effects of radium are of extraordi nary Intensity, those small quantities aro quite snfllclent to show any phe nomenon hitherto discovered. In order, however, to give an Idea of the enormous amount of material required to produce, even such min ute quantities as a few milligrams of radium salts, It may bo said that whole Sifting Tanks In a Radium Factory. wagon-loads of diverse ores have to bo submitted to a lengthy treatment In order to extract from them some minimal fragments. Hy discontinu ing the various operations at. a ulven stage tlio activity of tlio radium salt can be varied at will, according to the special purpose it is Intended for, and a whole scale of different intensities can thus be readily produced. At a special radium factory recently installed at Nogent-sur-Marne. the most varied ores are treated, and on their arrival aro all taken to the crushers, whereas their further treat ment varies according to tho kind of matorlnl. Tho method described In tho following applies more particular ly to pltchblend, or rather to pitch blond rosldues as obtained in the man ufacture of uranium which nre the moBt Important of radium-holding ma terials. The "gross treatment" Is car ried out in wooden tanks and cast iron tanks provided with stirring de vices. Each ton of rosldue will re quire five tons of chemical; and r0 tons of rinsing wnter. As radium sulphate always remains at tho bottom of tho vessel, it is found there at tho conclusion of tli dirroront oporntlons (lasting about two and a half months), when ono oi two kilograms of impure radium bro- muio win no obtained from each ton of residue. Tho activity of this ra dlum-holdlng salt hardly oxeeedB GO to CO. Products of higher activity are oh talnod by "frnctlonnttng" namely, b submitting the mixture of salts to series of successlvo crystallizations in puro water, and In water cental ing Borne hydrobromlc acid. While tho first fractional operations aro still carried out on a commorcl basis, tho moro nilnuto onorntlmin i il quired to treat tho products of highe activity aro necessarily perfonnod ii tho laboratory of skilled chemists. A tho end of this difficult treatmom mil ono to two milligrams of bromide aro found to remain from each ton original residues, but this minimal amount shows an activity 2,000,000 times higher than metallic uranium Tho most Important nnrt of the fun tory Is tho laboratory, whore chemical analyses ami spoctrosconle testn carried out, In addition to measuring the activity or each product, as w ell as of the emanations they nre liable produce , to RAPID RISE OF GEN. BARRY. Career of Army Officer Recently Named for Promotion, Washington. The rise of Hrlg.-Clen. Thomas H. Marry, recently nominated as major-general, Ice Oon. C. It. Hall, retired for age, has been rapid. Horn in Now York In October, 1855, ho was graduated from the Mlllltary academy In June, 1S77. After three years' serv ice in the cavalry and 17 years In tho infantry ho was transferred to the ad jutant-general's department with the rank of major in .January, 1897, and became colonel In that department In Gen. Thomas H. Barry. July, 1002, less than six years ago. As a brigadier general of volunteers he served In the Pekln relief expedition and In the Philippines. For those services he was made a brigadier general in the regular army in August, 1H0H, and now stands fourth In that grade, his seniors beings Gens, runs ton, Carter and Hllss, In the order named. Gen. Harry Is now in his fifty-second yenr, and will not retlro until October, WW. With the exceptions or Gen. Funston, who Is his junior by ten years, and Gen. Pershing, who Is five years younger. Gen. Harry Is the youngest officer of brigade rank in the nrmy. For several mouths past Gen. Harry has been in command of the army of Cuban pacification, and it is announced that he will remain on that duty in spite of his promotion. GETS IMPORTANT POST. John R. Wise Appointed Superintend ent of Chilocco Indian School. Washington. John It. Wise, for many jears a resident of Washington, has been appointed by Secretary Gar field as superintendent of the United States Indian school at Chilocco, Okla. This Is one of the largest and most. Im portant Indian schools In tho north west. Mr. Wise was graduated from the University or Wisconsin In 1888. Ho entered the government service in Washington In 1801 In the record and pension office. For over 12 years ho was employed In the office of the com missioner of Indian affairs. He was designated by the secretary of the Interior in 1808 as manager of the United States Indian congress held in connection witli the trans-Mississippi JOHN E . hJE exposition at Oinnha. For the last threo and a half years Mr. Wise lias served as assistant superintendent of tho Carlisle Indian school. Success Attainment of Ambition. Success Is the attainment of laud able desires, and tho successful man Is he who faithfully performs his duty towards himself and all tho world bo Bides, and by doing so confers happi ness upon himself In tho knowledge that ho is fulfilling his divine mission hero in tho hopo of an eternal rewnrd heroaftor. Her Good Work Recognized, Mrs. W. S. Penbody of Colorado is called tho mother of Mesa Vordo Na tional park, becauso of the Interest she has taken in tho preservation of tho relics of the mysterious cliff dwellers of Colorado. IN MEMORIAM. A laurel wreath for each koo1 Kruy bond, Honor for ouch of tlie hcium they bear; Tvars for tho blood that they had lo shod, KlgliH for the 111 that they had to share; Love for their hopo when hopo had lied From the weak who cowered In palo de xpnlr. Fame, but not for the hIiiuiio of those Who fell for u cause that was better lout . CheeiH for their love of the gallant foes Whose bayonetH by their own were crossed; Love for the grace that the hero hIiowh To tho vanquished foe who Ii.'ih paid the cost. A laurel wreath for each good gray head, Cheers for the heroes inarching by; Tears for the blood that they had to shed, For each of the Ills that they boro a nigh; Love, for their faith when the BtreaniB ran red Arid despair was written across tho sky. - S. 15. Riser. SCYTHE HIS MEMORIAL I Remain in Tre Where Youth Huns It When He Went to War . WHEN the territory about Waterloo, In Now York stato, was sparse ly settled the principal industry was the hewing of timber from the forest along the Seneca canal. At a point known as Log Landing, midway between Geneva and Water loo, the woodchoppers woro wont to gather and tell their stories of early Indian fights, and hero young Hyman Johnson, a farmer boy, first learned of tho impending disaster to the union if tho southern states were allowed to withdraw from their early affiliation. One day In ISOt Johnson, who was then 21 years old, was mowing a lot on the farm. A neighbor drove up bearing tho tidings that tho call to armB had been sounded. Without hesi tation the youth walked to tho house and placed his scythe In the crotch of a young Halm of Gilead tree. His mother asked him what the matter was, and he said: "Mother, Lincoln needs men. I am going to war." "What, Hyman? You, ray son, go ing to enlist?" "Yes, but do not. fear any harm will come to me. Tho war will bo over In a month. The southerners cannot face the troops from tho north for more than that timo. When I return I will mow tlio rest of tho lot. Leave my Bcythe in the tree until I return." His regiment marched to the front to the stirring martial music, and was often in the lighting lino. The mother, true to the words of her boy, left the scythe as it had boon placed. Johnson camo home a year later on a furlough, and laughed at the almost forgotten In cident of the Implement and Its posi tion. He inspired hopo in tho hearts of those who thought of nothing else than his safo roturn by saying: "I will yet be back lo mow that lot." Soon after returning ho was cap tured in a skirmish and becamo a pris oner in a southern pen, from which escape was impossible. Disease Inid hold upon him-nnd he died surrounded by enemies. He was burled in an un known grave with hundreds of his eomrndcH. Meanwhile tho tree grew apace and tho blado became partially imbedded in tho trunk of tho tree. Tho handle rottod away, but tho steel remained fixed in tho wood. A general proclamation was Issued from tho White House declaring one day should bo sot apart as a time for memory of thoso who had fallon while defending their country. It was the first Moiuorial day. Word of the proclamation was carried to Mrs. John htm, but sho had no gravo to decorate. Sho fain would strew a few (lowers upon tho spot wherein her boy lay, but its location must over remain a mys tery. Kneeling in the garden, she offered a short prayer. Then she plucked a fow lilies from tho plot sho tended dally, and, making a wreath, sho boro It to tho troo which gavo such a grim reminder of her sacrifice to her country. With a caress she reached up and hung the wreath upon tho scytho point. Memorial day has long becomo an established anniversary. Many years have passed bIuco Mrs. Johnson was laid to rest In tho village cemetery. The old homo is exactly as it stood in tho day of tho civil war, but is occu pied by auothor family. Takes Snapshots of Guests. A woman well known for her lovt of amateur photography as well as hospitality, has, evor since her mar riage, carried out the plan of "speed ing tho parting guest" by taking a snapshot of them. Tlio result Is In the guestroom, where a frieze of pho tographs shows tho gallery, making an interesting collection, and ono that entertains every new visitor that tbt room shelters. Again the Practical Joke. A volatilo bartender of Rochester, N. Y., noting that a patron. Edwin Bar rett, slept soundly in tho saloon, heated a copper coin until it had reached tlio white stage and then de posited It on tho knee of tho slumber ing one. The Joke was entirely suc cessful, as tho coin burned the flesh, caused blood poisoning and necessi tated tho amputation of Mr. Harrett's leg above the knee. Smallest Visible Things. Fow persons would guess that fhfl smallest things visiblo to tho eyo aie tho stars. Yet, according to a high authority, such is the case. Great as many of the stars are In actual magni tude, their distance Is so Immense that their angular diameter becomes insen sible and they approach to tho con dition of geometrical points. Tho minute disks that they appear to havo are spurlotiB, an effect of radiation. Greatness. There Is a kind of elevation which does not depend on fortune. It Is a certain air which distinguishes us, and soeme to destine us for groat things; it Ib a price which we imperceptibly sat on ourselves. By this quality we usurp tho doferronce of other men: and it puts us, in general, more above them than birth, dignity, or even merit itself. La Rochefoucauld. What, Indeed? What Is the cruel pleasure which carries sorrow and bitterness to tho heart of your brother? Where is the lnnocenoy of an amusement whose source springs from vices which ought to lnspiro you wfth compassion and grief? Joan Baptiste Massillon. Changed His Mind. 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