PAT'S MIND WAS LOGICAL.
Quick to See One Strong Point as to
Victim's Identity.
Previously to entering the railroad
yards an able-bodied loafer picked up
a small, glittering object from tho
sidewalk and, without examining it
very closely, pinned it to his coat,
Bays tho Philadelphia Ledger. Three
minutes later he collided with a slow
ly moving freight train, was hurled
against a post and picked up insensi
ble. Tho train dispatcher, notified by
telephone, called up Patrick Doyle,
the yardmaster's assistant, and said:
"You'd better search his pockets,
Doyle. Find out who ho Is, notify his
friends and report to mo:"
A few moments later tho report
cumo:
"There's not a line of writing on
him," said Patrick, "but wo'vo identi
fied him by the badge on his coat. Ho
is a Lady Maccabee."
How I Cured Sweeny and Fistula.
"I want to toll you how I saved one
of our horses that had a fistula. Wo
bad the horso doctor out and ho said
It was so bad that he did not think he
could euro It, and did not come again.
Then wo tried Sloan's Liniment and
It cur.ed It up nicely.
"One day last spring I was plowing
for a neighbor who had a horse with
sweeny, and I told him about Sloan's
Liniment and ho had me get a bottle
for him, and It cured his horse all
right, and ho goes off now like a colt.
"Wo had a horse that had sweeny
awfully bad and we thought it was
never going to be any good, but wo
used Sloan's Liniment and it cured It
up nicely, I told another neighbor
about it and he said it was the best
Liniment he over used.
"Wo aro using Sloan's Sure Colic
Cure and wo think it is all right."
A. D. Bruce, Aurella, la.
ON THE GLAD HIGHWAY.
"Say, boss, you hasn't er dime in
yer clothes, has yor?"
"No, my man, I Iiavo not. But how
did you guess It?"
Laundry work at homo would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get tho
desired stiffness, It Is usually neces
sary to uso so much starch that tho
beauty and fineness of tho fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also nffects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou
ble can bo entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can bo applied
much more thinly because of its great
er strength than other makes.
Where He Drew the Line.
A famous English barrister was
upon one occasion called upon to de
fend a cook tried for murder, being ac
cused of having poisoned his master.
The barrister, after a most able and
brilliant defense of tho culprit, so
cured an acquittal. The cook, anxious
to show his gratitude, said: "Tell me,
sir, whatever can I do for you to re
ward you?" Tho triumphant counsel
answered: "My good man do any
thing you can, but for God's sako,
don't ever cook for me."
In a Pinch, Use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE.
A powder. It cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and Ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
tho age. Makes new Qhoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, 25c. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad.
dross A. S. Olmsted. Lo Roy, N. Y.
Carries Weight.
"Pa," asked Freddy, "what Is a so
cial scale?"
"Genorally speaking," replied pa,
"It's a place where they weigh num.
ey." Bohemlnn.
Those Delicious Lemon Pies,
Tho kind that "malco your mouth wa
ter" nro easily inado with no fussing and
at least possible ex pernio if you uso
"OUIt-PIF." Preparation. Don't hosltnto.
Try It and tell your friends. At grocers,
10 cents. Three kinds: Lemon, Choco
late and Custnrd. "Put up by D-Zertu
Food Co., Rochester, N. Y."
Retort Suitable for a Fool,
"I bellovo I'll rock tho boat," de
clared the man In tho stern.
' 'fl9on't do It," advised the man In
the bow. "It might dlschargo this un
loaded pistol 1 havo with mo."
Lewis' Singlo Hinder coats rnoro than
other 5c cire. Smokers know why.
J our dealer or Lewid' Factory, Peoria, 111.
When a man's dog turns against him
It is time for his wife to pack her
trunk and go homo to mamma.
SIMPLE HOME LUNCH
SUITABLE FOR FAMILY OR A FEW
FRIENDS.
Salmon Croquettes with French Peas
the Main Dion Preparing Crlspets
Gelatine Confection Makes
an Appetizing Dessert.
A simple and attractive luncheon
that may bo prepared easily at homo
Is tho following:
Fruit Cocktoll.
Cronm of Potnto .Soup.
Salmon Croquettes and 1-etu'li Peas.
Grapefruit Sulnd. Cheese Units.
CrlspetH. ,
Mousse. Fancy Cakes.
Coffee.
Bonbons. . Salted Almonds.
Sllco two very ripe bananas, adding
to them ono grated pineapple, a few
Maraschino cherries, tho julco of one
lemon and orange. Thoroughly chill,
sweeten a little and servo in grape
fruit or punch glasses.
To propare the soup uso a quart of
milk, six large potatoes, ono stalk of
celery, an onion, a tablespoonful of
butter. Put milk to boil with onion
and celery; pare tho potatoes and boll
them until they are thoroughly uonu,
turn off tho water and mash fine; add
milk and buttor, pepper and salt; rub
through a strainer and serve immedi
ately. For tho fish croquettes, lake a can
of salmon, or the same amount of
fresh fish, remove skin and bone and
drnln It well. To two cupfuls of well
seasoned fish put one small cupful of
whlto sauce, made with two tabb
spoonfuls of flour and ono of butter,
and a small cupful of hot milk. Rent
well and spread out to get stiff and
cold. When you are rer-v to fry the
croquettes, cut off pieces of the mix
ture about two inches long and rjout
an inch wide, forming a sort of a
square; dip each piece Unit into sifted
bread or cracker crumbs, then Into the
beaten yolk of nn egg mixed with a
tablespoonful of cold water; then into
tho crumbs again, and when the outer
covering Is dry put a few at a time
Into a wire basket and fiy in deep fat;
drain on white or brown paper in the
oven, and servo on a napkin laid on a
platter, with a garnish of sliced lemcn
and parsley around the croquettes.
Use a small head of white lettuce
for the salad, some whlto grapes and
half of a grapefruit. Cut the grapes
in half and remove tho seeds; peel
and shred the grapefruit, and ov r all
pour French dressing. To"s until
dressing Is well mixed through tho let
tuce and fruit. Serve this with crea..i
nutted cheese balls and crlspets.
Tho crlspets are made by taking
small squares of bread cut very thin
and buttered on both sides; roll and
fasten with a toothpick; place In a
quick oven and brown. Just before
serving remove toothpicks.
For dessert soak a quarter of a box
of gelatine In a quarter of a cupful of
cold water and dissolve over hot wa
ter. Whip a pint of cream stiff; add
a quarter of a pound of candied cher
ries, cut In small pieces, a quarter of
a pound of blanched almonds rolled
fine, a tablespoonful of sherry, a ton
spoonful of vanlla, and the gelatine.
Stir carefully from the bottom towa.d
the top until it begins to stiffen. Turn
Into a mold and pack in Ice and let
stand an hour.
Cream of Spinach Soup.
Two quarts spinach, four table
spoons butter, ono quart milk, four
tablespoons flour, one cup cream, ono
teaspoon salt, speck of popper. Pre
pare spinach and cook with or without
wntor, chop and rub through sieve or
colander. Prepare thickening, add
spinach, milk and seasoning. Whip
cream and garnish soup.
Save Pie Juices.
In baking any kind of juicy pies,
after getting pio ready for the oven,
take a strip of muslin cloth about an
Inch and a half wide, wring out of cold
water, and put all round edge of pie,
one-half on pie tin, and none of tho
julco will run out In tho oven. When
dono lift the cloth right off tho pie.
Fairy Gingerbread Cookies.
Half cup butter, half cup milk, one
cup light brown sugar, 1 cups bread
flour, two teaspoons ginger. Cream
buttor, add sugar gradually. Mix and
sift flour and ginger, then combine
mixtures. Spread very thin with
long, broad-bladed knife on Inverted
buttered pan. Rako about five or six
minutes In moderate oven. Watch
carefully and turn pan frequently so
that all may bo evenly cooked. If
mixture about edges should cook first
cut off and roturn to oven to finish cen
ter part. Cut in squares.
Brown Mushroom Sauce.
Ono can mushrooms, ono quartor cup
buttor, one-quarter cup Hour, one-half
lomon juice, two cups consommo or
brown stock, salt and popper. Drain
and rinse mushrooms and chop finely
one-half cup of same. Cook five min
utes with butter and lemon julco,
drnln, brown tho butter, add Hour and
when well browned add gradually con
sommo or stock. Cook 15 minutes,
skim, add remaining mushrooms cut
In quarters or slices and cook two min
utes, Season with salt and pepper.
WOMEN'S KIDNEYS.
Are the Source of Most of Women's
Sickness.
Mrs. Rebecca Mock, 1795 E. Rich
Street, Columbus, Ohio, writes: "I be
lieve I would still bo
a victim of kidney
troubles b it t for
Doan's Kdlncy Pills,
for when I stnrtcd
using them I was in
constant pain with
my back, and no
other remedy had
been of any use. Tho kidney sccro
tions were irregular, and I was nerv
ous and lacked energy. Rut Doan'a
Kidney Pills gavo mo prompt relief
and continued uso cured me."
Sold by all dealers, 50 cents n box.
Foster-Milbum Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Willing to Oblige.
Tho poor but nervy young man was
after tho hand of tho heiress.
"Young man," roared her lrato fa
thor, "never darken my door again."
"All right, sir," replied tho suitor,
blnndly, "I'll como around to-morrow
and give It a coat of bright red paint.
That will bo much better than dark
ening It."
And tho next instant tho poor but
nervy young man was being chased
by a Scotch coachman, a French
chaurfour and nn English bulldog.
New Dinner Card Idea.
From ParlB comes a decorated card
rack with a trail of artificial flowers
that, may bo changed to suit tho din
ner colors and makes a pretty addi
tion to tho table. Those racks aro to
hold a plain card upon which tho
guest's name Is written and they may
bo used for a good many dinners, thus
obviating tho expense of tho decorated
dinner card every time one enter
tains. Perversion of Type.
Tho Sunday school teacher was en
tertaining her class with what sho
had fondly planned to he a "social
evening." To her disappointment sho
found that all spontaneity had been
loft at home with the boys' everyday
clothes, and conversation dragged
hopelessly until her bull terrier came
Into tho room. He sniffed about from
one shy hand of welcome to another,
when suddenly a boyish voico, gruff
with embarrassment, burst forth: "I
had a bull pup like that oncet, but ho
growed up into a bloodhound."
The Mean Man Again.
"Come on, son," said the old farmer,
after tho daybreak breakfast, "and
we'll get out In the fields and start
plowing."
"Rut I can't plow to-day," protested
the youngster, "I have chills. Why,
dad, I am shaking all over."
Tho old farmer grinned and took ji
fresh chow.
"All tho better, my son. If you can't
plow you can scatter tho seed. All
you havo to do Is to hold them In your
hand and every time you shako It will
send them In all directions. Bettor
than a patent seeder, begosh."
Accounted For.
Naturally she turned to her husband
for information.
"Why are so many of the police
mentioned as plain-clothes men?" sho
asked.
"I suppose," ho nniiwercd. "that
thcy'ro like tho rest of us. It takes all
their pay to keep their wives from bo
ing plain-clothes women." Philadel
phia Ledger.
BUILT RIGHT.
Brain and Nerves Restored by Grape
Nuts Food.
The number of persons whoso ail
ments were such that no other food
could be retained at nil, Is largo and
reports arc on tho increase.
"For VI years I suffered from dys
pepsia, finding no food that did not
dlftress me," writes a Wis. lady. "I
was reduced from MB to 'JO lbs., grad
ually growing weaker until I could
leavo my bed only n short while at a
time, and became unable to speak
aloud.
"Three years ago I was nttracted by
an nrticlo on Grapo Nuts and decided
to try it.
"My stomach was so weak I could
not take cream, but I used Grape-Nuts
with milk and lime water. It helped
mo from the first, building up my sys
tem In a manner most astonishing to
tho friends who had thought my re
covery impossible.
"Soon I was ahlo to take Grape
Nuts and cream for breakfast, and
lunch at night, with an egg and Grapo
Nuts for dinner.
"I am now able to eat fruit, meat
and nearly all vegetables for dinner,
but fondly continue Grape-Nuts for
breakfast and supper.
"At tho tlmo of beginning Grapo
Nuts I could scarcely speak a son
tenco without changing words around
or 'talking crooked' in aomo way, but
my brain and nerves havo become so '
strengthened that I no longer havo j
that trouble." "There's a Reason." ,
Name- given by Postum Co., Uattlo '
Creek, Mich. Read "Tho Road to Well- I
vllle," Ju pkga. j
A Gentle Hint.
"Life at host Is but a gloomy pris
on," said tho moralizing bachelor.
"So mucli the worse for men who
deliberately choose solitary confine
ment," remarked tho girl who had her
trap sot. Rohomlan.
Oarfirld Tea is a nnturnl laxative it ite-
ulates t lie (liao.stion. nurilicH the blood.
clenmcH the system, clears the complexion.
brightens the. eyes and brings the glow ol
splendid Health!
If a man has brains back of his foro-
head ho never has tlmo to consult a
beauty doctor.
It's Pettlt's Eye Salve,
that gives instant relief to eyes, irritated
fioin dust. heat, piiii or wind. Me. All dnnr-
gists or Howard Bros., Bullalo. N. Y.
Hugging by another name would be
squeozlng, Just, tho same.
You always get full value in Lewis'
Single Hinder straight fio cigar. Your
dealer or Lvin Factory, Peoria, 111.
Character Is what yon aro; reputa
tion Is what people think you arc.
Sim. Wlnitnw'n Soothing Nyrnp.
For children tocttilim, of ten tho purav, rcilm-cn In
flamnmtlon, alUya jmln, euro wind collu. S5o bottlo.
Tho reward of ono duty dono Is tho
power to fulfill anothor. George Ellot.
lMIMUIWI
ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT
AVegciable Preparation for As
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ling Ihe Stomachs and Bowels of
i.ii.
Promotes Digcstion,Chccrful
ncss and RcslConlnins neither
Opium.Morphinc nor Mineral
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In providing the family's meals,don't
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best. K C is guaranteed perfec
tion at a moderate price. It
makes everything better.
Try
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MEN, BOYS, WOMEN, MISERS AND CHILDREN.
ttxeu W. L. Oouglcm makom and aetln mora
mon'm &2.AO, $3.UO end sn.BdthiCHia
than mny otkor manufacturer In tho
Ekv world, boqautto tho; liold their
mhapoj fit batisr, wotir tonamr, and
ttfrcn. nro of ormater valtto than any other mzc
0 mhoum fn tlto world to-dav. tU
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HnM lit tin. hpfct ahfvi Hpntprti .r.rgitlinni. Mh
ratal Catalog frto to luiy nldm.
ttaUtuol
Constipation
Tlfty 1)0 permanently overcome l)y proper
Jietsonal efforts vnM )c assistance
ofllioouo truly QOttejicicu laxative
remedy, Symj of tiflt? omllM'uW cSnnj
vmick cnabloft one lo form tcfjufar
Kabife doily $o ihnl Assistance lc na
ture may be gradually dispenficclvrtWi
vwcn no tourer needed rtStliebcstof
remedies, wucn vcamrcti, avc to assist
ttature and hot to supplant the natur
al functions, vlttcli huifitilenond ulli-
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if fuucUonS. wwclt mum done
mutely upon pronev nouri.slnnent.
proper cjJovis,am rifm living generally.
Toctila beneficial effects, alwa5
buy trie genuine
Caufornia
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SOLD BY ALL LIZADING DRUGCISTS
one we only, rgu;r price 50tir ftottU
WIDOWS,uni,0r NEW LAW o)tnlnel
nrTckmTCi JOHN W. MORRIS.
PENSIONS Washington, 1). C,
W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 18, 1908.
CUSTOMS
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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and see.
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