Ncbr aska Advertiser W. W. SANDERG, Prop. NEMAHA, NEBRASKA Why not, build a doughnut without a hole and fool tho poHHlinlHtH? If Anna Gould did not havo cnotiRh of French nobility the other time alio must bo hard to willHfy. A visiting KngllBh woman nays that hiiHbjinds aro claniH. Woll, who 1b It that makes them hIhiL up? A New York phyfilclan wants bo duty to fly ltltcB for Its health. Any thing at all bo It iBn't a useful occu pation. Now that their convention Ib over the sclent IstB may hurry back to the society of the guinea pig and the gi ant poato bug. Maybe those ISnropeans who still think there will bo war between this country and Japan have not seen a picture of our fleet. Virtue hnrdly gets a chance to pat Itself on tho back In San Francisco beforo vice rises up and hands It one or tw'o In a tender spot. That It Is tho duty of a man to walk the tloor all night with a crying baby Is the opinion handed down by a Chicago' Judge. Impeach him. Heenuso a mule sat down on him, nn Iowa miner demands $25,000. Tho mule will know bettor next timo and merely kick tho stuilln' out of him. Something will havo to bo done to make service In tho army moro entic ing than a Job in tho steel mills be fore there will bo a grand rush to enlist. Great Hrltaln can now put into prac tice some of the theories It was so willing to try on us when wo wore having troublo with Japanoso Immi grants. Tho peanut diet so strongly advo cated in Illinois has received a hard backset. A Now York boy was run over by a truck while on his way to buy goobers. Dyspepsia makes liars, says a Lon don medical Journal. As all mon aro liars, according to tho psalmist, It would appear that something is radio ally wrong with tho world's food. There is an Idea prevalent in tho hoiiBo of representatives that tho army needs somo men to put behind tho guns rntlior than moro highly paid otllcers to shout commands to nobody in particular. Students who live In inarblo halls and havo all tho luxuries do not make as good grades in Yale as do tho poor boys. That is natural. Thoy do not need ns good grades for tho purposo of making a living. It is all very well to attack tho navy from tho seclusion of a Now York mngazlno olllco, but would tho wrltor of tho nrticlo care to meet the fleet in the middle of tho Pacific on a dark night and attack it there? Owners of tho now Brooklyn tun nel aro much disappointed. Not ovory strap on ovory train was in ubo tho first day. Still thoy should glvosuch staid persons as Drooklynitos atlcaBt a week to get tho tunnel habit. Automobile scorchers aro to bo put In jail. That Is treatment moro near ly fitting tho disease. Somo scorch ers would rather pay a flno than out peanuts. It makes thorn feol he role without crippling thorn llnan olally. A publisher catalogue divides books into throe lists: "Famous Hooks," "Headablo Hooks," "Gift Hooks." No book appears In moro than one list. This is nn amusing comment on "tho present stato of lit erature." Now York hotol keepers will learn after awhile. Henceforth when a man signs his iinmo "Duko do Doadbeaf or something quite as noble and Im preBsIvo it will bo to tho stroot for him unless ho has a fow tons of bag gage along as an ovidonco of good faith. Cathorlno Waugh McCulloch says that women do not got a show beforo a jury unless thoy aro pretty, and then thoy got too much of a show, Tho Idea that any ono should slan der tho girls that way! Our undor standing of it was that thoy were all pretty. Sclenco is about to provo that anl mal onorgy Is dovoloped by electricity and that tho human body Is a battory for generating tho subtle fluid from the pure-food products tho person ab sorbs at a banquet, n froo-lunch conn ter or elsewhere. After tho subjec has bsen dovoloped moro thoroughly perhaps when we aro sick wo Hhnll, send for tho electrician instead of fox the physician, as in tho present transitory stage. AS IN WASHINGTON'S DAY prauQce's Tavern Restored to Its Old Time Aspect WASHINGTON might recognize the exterior of Frnunces' Tavern should he ride down Broad street, New York, in if these days, but once Inside there would bo a num- "V of details which would be novel to him. As he entered the "Colonial" hall ho would see waiters in modern bob- ailed evening coats Hitting about earning honest tips. Instead of being permitted to climb the stairs to the 'Long Itoom," where he bade farewell to his officers after the close of the revolution, ho might be Invited to go up In an elevator. Passing tho "tap room" on his way to the elevator, pos sibly he would be uvged to try a cigar, 'best Virginia leaf." Ills eyes, ac customed to guttering candles, would bo astonished at tho, steady glow of electric lights, and, doubtless, he would want to know more about the way In which Franklin's lightning could be secured on a clear day for use In lighting. His quick ear would detect tho click of the typewriter as ho stopped through the passage toward tho "Long Room," although ho might not recognize the origin of the peculiar noise, and he would bo mysti fied at tho spectacle of a man talking nto a -telephone receiver. Frnunces' Tavern, "tho oldest land mark" In New York city, comes Into tho public eye now moro because on December 4, 1007, tho 124th anniver sary of Washington's farewell to his ofllccrs In tho big dining room of tho old inn, the restored building was for mally turned over by tho committee having tho restoration In charge to tho owners, the Sons of tho Revolu tion, and two tablets were unveiled. Tho reception to the guests was hold In tho hall of tho Chamber of Com merce after tho tablets were unveiled. Ono of tho tablets was attached to the wall of tho famous "Long Itoom," in which Washington's historic and touching farewell to his comrades and assistants occurred, and tho other affixed to tho oxterior. Tho history of tho building Is con cisely told on tho tablet placed In tho Long Room." It reads: "Fraunces Tavern, orected 1719; Queen's Head Tavern, 17C2; Chamber of. Commerce founded hero, 1708; headquarters of Committee of Cor respondence of CI, 1774; thiB room the aceno of tho farewell of Gen. Wash ington to his officers, December 4, 1783; SotiB of tho Revolution reor ganized horo December 4, 1883; tho property purchased by tho Sons of tho Revolution in tho stato of Now York, 1904; formal occupation taken by the Sons of tho Revolution, Decem ber 4, 1907." W. II. Mersereau, tho architect who Fraunces' Tavern as It Appeared In Are Shown the Ruins m ir rrmi m ai made tho restoration, after much in vestigation of all the evidence drew the design which has been realized In tho building as It stands to-day. It Ie now supposed to look as It appeared when Washington visited it, and all ol tho bricks and timbers remaining ol tho building which was known at Fraunces' Tavern are still in the places they then occupied. Tho restoration Ib based on an ad vertisement printed in 1775 in which Fraunces offered his inn for sale and described It ns "thrce-storles high with a tile and load roof, has 14 fire places, a most excollent largo kitchen, lino dry collars, with good and con venient, ofllccs, etc." The earliest pic ture of it is dated 1854. This showed the building as it appeared after its recovery from the damnge caused by tho "great flro" of 1835. In the same year It was again visited by flro. This time tho "Long Itoom" was burned out, and the wall on the Pearl street side above the second story fell out ward. When the building was restored this time it was made five stories high with a flat roof, and, barring tho sa loon on tho ground fl8or, looked as it did until tho recent restoration. When tho building was dismantled for restoration the lines of the old Fraunces' Tavern, Restored. roof Indicating the top of the walls and tho slopo and height of thd roof were found in the walls. Tho differ ence In the bricks in tho walls also holped to determine what portion was old and what modern. It will bo ob served that tho wall fronting on Broad street is of thin yellow bricks. These are the same kind as aro found in the old Dutch church In Tarrytown. In order to secure an additional supply to fill up the opening on tho first floor iney nau to uo maue to oruer in a yard in Holland whero bricks of the same size aad kind are still made. The bricks on tho Pearl street side aro red. As they are an Inch longer and some what thinner than tho bricks made to-day It was only by searching through many yards, tnpo measure in hand, and picking up abnormal bricks that onough could he secured to "piece out" tho original wall. By such means the old building was put back into a shapo that would probably bo recog nized by "Black Sam" Fraunces if he should appear to-day. Washington's Time- Across the Street cf the Fire of 1778. Getting Down to Facts. "In your opinion," asked the mem ber of tho Investigating committee, "what is the cause of the evident un rest among tho Indians?" Comanche Pete, the noted scout, blow a cloud of smoke into the atmos phere. Then he took his pipe out of his mouth. "Fleas," he answered. Of course there Is nothing new un der the sun, but almost any drugglBt can give you something just as good. PURE FOOD. No Food Commissioner of Any State Has Ever Attacked the Absolute Purity of Grape-Nuts. Every analysis undertaken shows this food to bo made strictly of Wheat and Barley, treated by our processes to partially transform the starch parts into a form of Sugar, and there fore much easier to digest. Our claim that It Is a "Food for Brain and Nerve Centres" la based upon the fact that certain parts of Wheat and Barley (which wo use) con tain Nature's brain nnd nerve-bulldlng ingredients, viz.: Phosphate of Pot ash, and the way wc prepare tho food makes it easy to digest and assimilate. Dr. Geo. W. Carey in his book on "Tho Biochemic System of Medicine" says: "When the medical profession fully understands tho nature and range of, the phosphate of potassium, insane asylums will no longer bo needed. ''The gray matter of tho brain Is controlled entirely by tho Inorganic cell-salt, potassium phosphate. "This salt unites with albumen, and by the addition of oxygen creates nerve fluid, or the gray matter of tho brain. "Of course, there is a trace of other salts and other organic matter in nerve-fluid, but potassium phosphate Is tho chief factor, and has the power within itself to attract, by Its own law of affinity, all things needed to manu facture tho elixir of life. Therefore, when nervous symptoms arise, due to the fact that the nerve-fluid has been exhausted from any cause, tho phos phate of potassium is the only true remedy, because nothing else can possibly supply the deficiency. "The ills arising from too rapidly consuming tho gray matter of tho brain cannot bo overestimated. "I'nospnato or rotasn, is to my mind, the most wonderful curative agent ever discovered by man, and the blessings it has already conferred on tho race aro many,. But 'what shall 'the harvest be' when physicians everywhere fully understand tho part this wonderful salt plays in tho processes of life? It will do as much as can be done through physiology to make a heaven on earth. "Let the overworked business man tako it and go homo good-tempered, Let tho weary wife, nerves unstrung from attending to sick children or en tertaining company, take it and note how quickly tho equilibrium will be restored and calm and reason assort her throne. No 'provings' aro required here. We find this potassium salt largely predominates in nerve-fluid, and that a deficiency produces well- defined symptoms. The beginning and end of the matter Is to supply the lacking principle, and in molecular form, exactly as nature furnishes it In vegetables, fruits and grain. To sup- ply deficiencies this is the only law of cure." Please observe that Phosphate of Potash is not properly of the drug- shop variety but is best prepared by "Old Mother Nature" and stored in tho grains ready for use by mankind. Those who have been helped to better health by the use of Grape-Nuts are legion. "There's a Reason." BRAIN POWER Increased by Proper Feeding. A lady writer who not only has dono good literary work, but reared a fam ily, found In Grape-Nuts the ideal food for brain work and to develop healthy children. She writes: "I am an enthusiastic proclaimer of Grape-Nuts as a regular diet. I for merly had no appetite in tho morning and for 8 years while nursing my four children, had insufficient nourishment for them. "Unable to eat breakfast I felt faint later, and would go to tho pantry and eat cold chops, sausage, cookies, doughnuts or anything I hnppened to find. Being a writer, at times my head felt heavy and my brain asleep. "When J read of Grape-Nuts I began eating it every morning, also gavo il to tho children, Including my 10 months old baby, who soon grow as fat as a llttlo pig, good natured and- contented. "I tvroto evenings and feollng tho noed of sustained brain power, began oatlng a small saucer of Grape-Nuts with milk, instead of my usual indi gestible hot pudding, pie, or cako for dessert at night. "I grow plump, nerves strong, and when I wrote my brain was active and clear; indeed, tho dull head pain never returned." POSTUM CEREAL CO., Ltd. Battle Creek, Mich. Dlabolb In tho Past. More dlabolo discoveries. In tho National Library at Paris are two prints, one entitled "The Game of Dla bolo at the Beginning of the Last Cen tury;" the other entitled "The Devil for Four (the old dlabolo)." Two couples are playing dlabolo excitedly in a room; -the furniture is upset and the mirrors broken. Another design is entitled: "The Good Devil, How Ho Goes!" A young woman throws a big, simple fellow In tho air, and from his pocket fall pieces of gold. In tho same plcturo Is another woman, with her dlabolo cord round the neck of a man, with tho inscription below: "See how we lead them!" Dlabolo raised a furor In France In 1812. It was then, according to the Figaro correspondent, Imported from England, and an Eng lish caricature of a later date repre sents a great Wellington sending to St. Helena's a very little Napoleon rid ing on a dlabolo. Long before the revolution of 1789 some missionaries in Peking sent an exact reproduction of dlabolo to a French minister of stato who collected, Chlneso curiosi ties. The Chinese are always found to have forgotten everything we are be winning to learn! Dundoo Advertiser How to Keep Warm In Winter. The clothiers intend to keep women warm if one may judge from the many new "protectors" on tho underwear counters. Separate knit sleeves at the knit underwear departments are among them. Then, too, there are Shetland vests with or without sleeves that give a maximum of warmth witli a mini mum of bulk, and union suits of tho same gauzy wool. Bloomers of satin, mohair or sateen, somo lined with al batross, are In the same category, be ing snug extras for wet or bitter weather. Theso bloomers for wet weather for the woman who is out at all times and seasons are Ideal, since they take the place of a skirt and a damp hem about the feet. No More Dark Brown Sugar. "You have no Idea," said tho wife ivho is also an excellent cook, "how difllcult it is to make molasses cookies and gingerbread and brown bread so it will have tho same flavor that It had In tho days now past. And why? Because It Is wellnlght impossible to find the good old-fashioned dark-brown sugar. That's the secret of It. There was a time when one could get differ ent grades of brown sugar, that which was least "refined" being very dark and vastly sweeter than the light brown or "C" sugar, as it used to bo called. But those days have passed, and I suppose that never again will my cooking taste quite so good. "Of course the younger people, those who havo never known the ex quisite flavor of molasses candy and molasses cako made with the dark sugar, cannot realize the difference. Hnppy mortals they! As for myself, I am constantly looking for the sugar of my childhood, and there is not a week but I have my hopes raised by some storekeeper telling me he has it; but he Is mistaken It Is the light brown sugar ho has, and not that which I seek." TEXAS FARMS. For Sale or Exchange for Eastern Nebraska or Western Iowa Farms, 3566 acres Brazos Valley land in Baylor county, Northern Texas, sub divided into 160 acre tracts. Strong, rich soil. Suitable for winter wheat, oats, corn cotton and alfalfa. All kinds of vegetables and fruit. Suf ficient timber for fencing and flro ivood. Abundant rainfall. Healthful climate. Near good county seat town of 3,000 people. For further infor mation call on or write, F. A. Field, Room 681!, New Brandeis BUlg., Oma ha, Neb. Lincoln Directory BEATRICE Creamery Company Guarantees highest mar ket prices for your cream. Call at our receiv ing station HERBERT E. GOOCH BROKBR AND DUaLER Grain, Provisions, Stocks, and Cotton. Itatn Olflce, 305 Fraternity Bldir. 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