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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 25, 1907)
A Woman' Alphabet. I will ho : Amiauio niwnj'B. Beautiful as poBfllblo. ' Charltnblo to everybody. Dutiful to mysolf. Earnest In tho right things. Friendly In dlBpoBlllon. Generous to all need. Hopeful In nplto of evorythlnp. Intolllgeut, but not pedantic. Joyful as a bird. Kind evon In thought. Long Buffering with tho Btupld. Merry for tho suko of others. NeccBHary to a few. OptitntBtlc, though tho HkleB fall. Prudent In my pleasures. Quixotic, rather than hard. Iteady to own up. Solf-rospectlng to tho right limit, Truo to my best. Unselfish, short of martyrdom. Valiant for tho absent. Willing to bollovo tho beflt. Xomplary In conduct. Young und fresh In heart. Zealous to mako tho best of llfo. Now England Farmer. Men with Mining Fingers Barred. llo was u bright young fellow, and had given such a good account of him Rolf while on trial as a conductor that tho superintendent would have liked to keep him. "But I can't do It, Johnson," ho said Willi real regrot. "Why not?" asked Johnson. Tho superintendent hesitated, but decided It wan bettor to out with the wholo truth. "It Is becauBo two of your right-hand fingers are gone," he said. "But what difference does that mako7" argued JohnBon. "I can keep tab on tho passengers and handlo tho chango all right." "I know you can," said tho superln tondont, "but thoro have been many complaints from passengers on ac count of your maimed hand. Many people aro uensitivo in regard to an Infirmity of that kind, and, although they do not wish to ho unkind, they object to being thrown into contuct with it. I havo been obliged to turn down other estlmablo young men who wore thus handicapped. Occasionally a man minus u digit or two does llnd employment as a conductor on certain street car Hues, but thoro always comes a storm of protest against him that ultimately necessitates his retire ment." Copper Mines Closed. A special to tho San Antonio Ex press from Saltlllo, Mexico, says: The slumn In the prlco of copper ban closed a number of mines not only In tho Boutheru portion of tho repub lie. but in this soctlon as well. A Lincoln Directory THE PRESCOTT MUSIC CO. Wholesale and Retail Dealers In Pianos and Organs Exclusive Piano und Organ House Eitiibllihed 1876. Reorganlied 1902 Telephone!: Bell F937; Auto 5069 1210 O ST., LINCOLN, NEB. Send for one of onr booki of "00 Old Karorlte flotiKx" f reo BROWN'S BUSINESS COLLEGE Twenty years' experience. Our irrnduiiten no cure posltlonii at 100, 976 ami 100 per month loiv u mreei, Lincoln, weDrasuu. . FREY tk FREY Largest growers of FLOWERS In Bona us your uruern. Nebraska. 1888 O Strut LINCOLN, NEBRASKA eeeUMetimmmejfem Nebraska Advertiser MIX THIS YOURSELF W. W. SANDERS, Prop. NEMAHA, NEBRASKA RECIPE FOR SIMPLE HOME-MADE KIDNEY CURE. Will England Pacific, too 7 send a fleet to the Tho Pall Mall Gazetto states that nobody has ever really seen the sun. robnbly meaning, nobody in L.onuon. So munylvolnen'hnvo been detected HmuirirHm: that dodging tho cnistoms ofllcers would Beem to rival bridge, ns a feminine fad. and Inexpensive Mixture of Harmless Veg etable Ingredients Said to Over come Kidney and Bladder Trouble Promptly. Here la a simple home-made mix ture as given by an eminent authority on Kiuney diseases, wno manes mo statement In a New York dally news paper, that It will relieve almost any case or Kidney trouble u taken be fore tho stage of Brlght's disease. Ho Btates that such symptoms as lame back, pain In the side, frequent desire to urinate, especially at night; painful and discolored urination, aro readily overcome. Hero Is the recipe; try It: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce; Compound Syrup Sarsaparllla, three rnmlnc critics who object to prize- ounces. Tuko a teaspoonful after each ring faking should remember that In meal and at bedtime. tho pugilism business tho box omce si wen-anown puysiciun ib mimum most naturally flguro largely. that these Ingredients are all harmless ? anu easily mixed ai iiomo uy hhukiuk A Pullman conductor says tho "up- wou jn a bottle. This mixture has a per berth Is JuBt ns comfortable as the peculiar healing and soothing effect lower." Of course. And It Ib even Up0n tho entire Kidney and Urinary more picturesque to get Into. structure, and often overcomes tho worst forms of Rheumatism in just a Perhaps the greatest requisite for a mUe whe Ti,8 mixture Is said to druggist Is not knowlodgo but sum- rcmoVe all blood disorders and euro clont presence of mind to avoid put- tho Rheumatism by forcing the Kid Wireless telegraphy, turbines floating hotels nre taking tho romance out of tho mighty deop and subsuun- ng solid comfort for It. Priwlonno and dcflDorntlon character ize the creat cenoral; the first quuiuy prepares him for fight and wins with one grand charge. the last ting tho strychnine bottle. In tho quinine It Ib a nltv that those fanatical Moors should waste their picturesque- nenn on tho desert air when they would mako such a hit In any amuse ment park. noys to filter and strain from tho blood and system all uric acid and foul, de composed wasto matter, which cause the afflictions. Try it If you aren't well. Save the prescription. DID NOT WANT TO BUY. Look for tills brund on Ilarueaa, Cullara, iailillet, UIunketM, l.ni Ilole. Whips, Eto. Ahk yonv dealer to dhow you kox1h with thla brand boforo you buy. Manufactured by HARPHAM BROS CO., LINCOLN, NEB. Out this out, mall to ub; wo'U eond you souvenir expert GLEANERS AND DYERS And Pressors of Ladies', Gentlemen's and Children's Clothing. Write tor Price List. J. C. WOOD & CO. 1322 N ST., LINCOLN, NEB. Prince Sclnone Dorgheso has ac- compllBhcd tho extraordinary feat of running nn automobile from l'oKing to Paris in 60 days without running over anybody. If Sir Thomas Linton builds two yachts to race against each other and let him pick tho better, there will probably be half a dozen turned loose In this country. Tho French people are afraid to In vest In Amorlcan securities. It Is feared that somo of our touristB have been leaving Wall street tips in Paris that did not pan out. Germany's crown princess has sent hor chef to the United States to study Amorlcan cooking. Tho crown prln- cess may want codfish balls for break fast and huckleberry plo for luncn. President Guerrero of Panama Is lHtltiP nrnund EuiOOO. but doubtless it is all rlKht. Any man with a mod erate amount of ability Bhould bo able- in irnvnrn nn small a State On half O" " time. A wrestler who wolghs 350 pounds lino prmn nvpf frmn Makadoland to cothcr In Amorlcan coin. If tho Rus sians had had such Japs to shoot at tlinv mlcht have hit a few thousand moro than they did. Still, this statement by a southern professor that Irish potatoes breed malaria In tho human system Is not llkoly to chill tho ardor of tho man who likes 'em baked, split open, with a big dab of butter In the middle. Fifty widows want to marry an ex convict In Denvor becauso ho says ho has reformod. Thero Is some hopo for them, Blnco they are not taking him to reform him but havo permitted him to do tho job for himself in his own way, While a Brooklyn family Blumbered, happy in the protection of Now York's flneBt police, brainy burglars dropped in and stole tho Bnfo. Brooklyn people should lock tho safe up in tho safe bo- fov rotlrlnc. It Isn't safe to leave Buch things lying around as one would a red-hot stove. A tramp at Urbana took a chango of venuo from tho Illinois statutes to tho dictionary to prove that he was not a vncrant. It Is well for tno tramp wno oxpocts to mako a success or bis pro fession to qualify by being graduated from a college. Ho never knows whon tho Information thviB obtained may bo useful. IN LIFE'S BRIEF SPAN. Experiences, Joys and Sorrows of the Human Existence. Tho loves and friendships of indi viduals partake of the frail character of human life, and aro brief and un certain. The experience of a human llfo may be shortly summed up: A Httlo loving and a good deal of sor rowing; some bright hopes and many bitter disappointments; somo gor geous Thursdays when the skies aro bright and the heavens blue, when Providence, bending over us In bless ings, glads tho heart almost to mad ness; many dismal Fridays, when tho smoke of torment beclouds the mind and undying sorrows gnaw upon the heart; somo high ambitions and many Waterloo dofeata, until tho heart be comes like a charnel house filled with dead affections, embalmed in holy but sorrowful memories; and then the chord Is loosed, the golden bowl is broken, tho individual life a cloud, a vapor, passes away. Matthew Hale Carpenter. State op Onto. City or Toledo, I I.UIJAS Coutt. Frank .7. Ciiknky make oath that lie U icnlor part.iur of tho Qnn of r. J. Uukhky 4 Co., delug bunliica In tlio City of Toledo, County anil Gtato aforesaid, nnd that said firm will py tlio iiim of ONE HUNIHtKD DOI.LAIW for each nnd every caso of CxTAnRii tlut cannot be cured by tho mo of Hall's Oataiiru Cuius. FIIANK J. CHENKV. Sworn to before me and tubnurlhcd In my pretence, ttiti 6th day "f December, A. D 188. . , A. W. GLEABON, BEALf Notary Tuiilio. llall'N Catnrrh Cure It taken Internally and actt directly on the blood and mucous surface of the ystcm. Send fur testimonials, free. F. J. CHENKV 4; CO., Toledo, O. Bold by nil Druggists, "Sc. Take Hall's Family I'llli for constipation. FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL. THE A. D. BENWAY CO, Exclusive Agents for Hooiter Kitchen Cabinet. Ostcrmoor Mattres ses. Macey Sectional Bookcases, Sailtarire Iron Beds. Wrlto for catalogrp of nbovo goods und prices, freight prepaid, to your town. III2-III4 O ST., LINCOLN, NEB. si I IB- I I All' THAT'S A 1. 1. LIGHT I HE lallini Bettor nnd clioupor tlmn ims or electricity. urnn v; por cunt mr. i-pr hotfllB, business houses, cliurohos. iQdiro hulls, nnd residences. Address E. M. Blgslo. Miinneor I.lnnnln Virnnfll Atnoi'iciill UllH MttChlUO Co.. U01 P-Ht., wncoin, ou. , The Great Musician Had No Use for His Production. A great tenor had been singing for some hours into a phonograph. "Tho phonograph," he said, "is a wonderful thing. It almost realizes the wish of the Scottish poet, the wish that wo might boo ourselves as others seo ub. We can how, at least, hear ourselves, a thing impossible before. Tho phonograph teaches us many val uable lessons. "When I was In the army, before I realized tho capabilities of my voice, I played the ilutc. . A phonograph salesman brought a phonograph to my quarters and tried to sell it to mo on the Instalment plan. I was undecided. Finally tho man took out a blank cylinder. "See,' he said, rather reluctantly, 'hero Is a blank cylinder. You may make a record on it, then we will run it off nnd you shall hear yourself. It's a costly favor I am doing you, but it will show you what a fine Instrument this is.' "I was delighted. " 'I'll get my llute,' I said. 'I'll play a flute solo.' "Well, I played my best Into the ma chine. It seemed to me that I had never combined beforo such feeling with such accuracy. I was more than pleased with myself. Then the man put In tho cylinder, and the music be gan to Issue forth. I frowned. " 'Is that me?' I said. " 'Yes, sir,' said the man. " 'Really mo, just as I played?' "'Precisely, sir, precisely. And now,' said he, "do you want to buy tho phonograph?' "'No.' said I: 'I want to sell the flute. " Wisdom of Solomon. In a dog case at Felixstowe, Eng land, one witness testified that tho dog whoso loss was being sued for was worth $125, whllo another swore it was worthless. So tho judgo award ed 102.50 damages as a fair average. Ugly Appendages. "Hasn't Woldby got his coat-of-arms yet? Why, he told mo he was going to look up his ancestry the first chance he got nnd " "Well, I believe he got a chance to look up his family tree, but he saw some things hanging to the branches that discouraged further research." Catholic Standard and Times. Give Defiance Starch a fair trial try It for both hot and cold starching, and if you don't think you do better work, In less time and at smaller cost, return It and your grocer will give you back your money. in Indignation. "It Is said, doctor, that you treated your landlord for liver trouble and ho died of stomach trouble!" 'Infamous slander! When I treat a patient for liver troublo he dies from that! Understand?" Translated for Transatlantic Tales from Fllegende Blaetter. Discharged Becaues Doctors Could Not Cure. Levi P. Brockway, S. Second Ave., Anoka., Minn., says: "After lying for flvo months in a hos pital I was dis charged as Incurable, and given only six months to live. My heart was affected, I had smothering spells, and some times fell uncon scious. I got bo I couldn't u s o my arms, my eyesight was Impaired nnd tho kidney secre tions were badly disordered. I was completely worn out nnd discouraged when I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went right to the cause of the trouble and did their work well. I have been feeling well ever since." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box, Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. A Vast Sum. Tho amount of money which tho government is called upon to redeem In tho course of tho year reaches an almost fabulous amount. In 1904, for Instance, it totaled $912,000,000. This redemption is either for the purpose of securing clean, fresh notes or to get change of some other denomination. With a smooth Iron and Derlancw Starch, you can launder your shirt waist just as well at home as the steam laundry can; it will have the proper stiffness and finish, there will bo less wear and tear of tho goods, and It will be a positive pleasure to use a Starch that does not stick to the iron. The Truth of It. "Well," said Nagget, during their quarrel, "you'll give me credit for a good disposition at least." "Not at all," replied his wife, "it isn't that you've a good disposition, but you're simply too lazy to kick." Philadelphia Press. Hides, Pelts and Wool. To jjet full value, nliip to tho old relinble N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. It's easier to run up a bill than it is to run down and settle. Lewis' Single Uimler the fnmoiis strnfght 5c cigar, always best quality. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111. There Isn't anything chlckenhearted about tho game rooster. jiSi ALCOHOL .1 Wit nvwm I,? V w.4. , AVcgelablcPrcparalionrorAs. Ik Stomachs andBwclsof OLD SOAKERS Naturo continues to display its pow er in ways that exclto woudor. A brand now volcano Is reported to have materialized In ono of the Aleutian islands, thoroby becoming an Ameri can poBaeBBlon, whllo a big moteor hit tho ground in Now Mexico with a dull, sickening thud that shook tlio coun- rv fnr miles nround ns though nn earthquake had occurred. In addition to saving his airship Mr. Wollman has also presorved his faith that ho bus the right schomo for reach. inc tho nolo. But Mr. Wollman scorns to overlook one dlctato of reason. AS tho wind seems to blow tho wrong way continuously at tho point ho has selected for starting, why does ho not en around to tho other side of tho polo, and be blown across without dif ficulty? Get Saturated with Caffeine. When a person has used coffee for a number. of years and gradually de clined in henlth, it Is time the coffeo should bo left off in order to seo whether or not it has been the causo of tho trouble. A lndy in Huntsville, Ala., says she used coffeo for about 40 y .rs, and for tho nast 20 vears hns had sevoro stomach trouble. "I havo been treat ed by many physicians but all in vain. Everything failed to glvo relief. Was prostrated for somo time, and camo near dying. When I recovered suffi ciently to pnrtnko of food and drink 1 tried coffeo again and it soured on my stomach. "I finally concluded that coffeo was tho couso of my troublo and stopped using It. I tried toa in its place and then milk, but neither agreed with mo; then I commenced using Postum, had It properly mado and It was very pleasing to tho taste. "I havo now used it four months, nnd my health is so grootly improved that I can eat almost anything I want and can sleep well, whereas, boforo, I suffered for years with Insomnia. "I havo found tho causo of my trou bles ami a way t get rid of thorn. You can depend uponri, I appreciate Postum." "There's a Reason." Head "The Road to Wellvllle," iu pkgs. Promotes DigeslionheerfuI-! ncss and RestContalns neither Opiitm.Morphine norMincral. Not Narcotic. J!ecofoidDrSMrnmmn i finpkia Snd jtlx.Sttuta HintfSrti Qatilkd Sugar Wtntomai t'lanr. t i ' Anerfcct Remedv forConsliDa- lion , Sour SloniaclbDiarrhoea Worms,CoiTVUisions.Fcvxnsh- nessantlLossorSiiEEP. Facsimile Signature or NEW YORK. GASTORU For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of J AW ..Guaranteed undcrtra W Exact Copy of Wrapper. In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TMB CCNTAUR COMPANY. NEW YORK CITY. W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES theSwo'rld fifiiy8HOE8 FOR EVERY MEMBER OF sRjft THE FAMILY, AT ALL PRIOES. 99jr Oouatas doom not mako as l BtMM3matt ) more Man's $3 ahoaa anSwwMM M than any othsr manufacturer, THE RKASON W. Jj. Douglas shoos unsworn by moro peoplo In all walks of llfo tlmn nny other uiiiko, Is becnuso or thuir oxcollent stylo. oasy-UttliiK, nnd superior wearing qualities. U'lio selection of tho loathors nnil other inuterinls for each part of tho shoo, nnd every detail of tho linking lBlookod nftor by tho most complotoorganlzation of superintendents, foremennnd skilled shoemakers, who reeolvo tho highest wages paid in tho choo industry, nnd whoso workmanship cnunot bo excelled. If I could tako you Into mv lnreo faetorlos at llrockton.Mass.. nnd show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoesnro mado, you would thou understand why thoy hold their shape, tit bettor wear longer nnd nro of grantor value than any other imiko. n My $.OOand SB.OO Gilt Eduo Sheaa cannot be eoualled at any price, CAUTION 1 Tho gonuluo havo V. L. Douglns name and price stamped on bottom. Taki No StUistltuto. Ask your dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes. If hu cannot Supply you, send direct to fnctory. Shoes sent everywhere by mall. Catalog f rco. W.LDouslat, Brockton, Mm