Nebraska Advertiser
V. W. GANDERS, Prop.
NEMAHA,
. . NEBRASKA
Right, no!, might. in master.
Tho corset tnnit, of course, hti
come to stay.
Your (hilly words nnd work will roe
oinniond you to hotter wages.
1u northern Australia I hern Is one
white man per 700 square miles.
Tho devil of suspicion, envy, grceid
and hypocrisy has never had his due.
A man at Richmond speaks hovcb.
languages fluently, hesldes hase hall
talk.
Hard drink also numhers among Hh
vletlins tho hoy -stealing a hunk from
the lee wagon.
Whether whales and dolphins ever
sleep, observation so far has heen un
ahlo to discover.
If It Is not satisfied with Its posi
tion Brazil might lift Itself hy its hoot
straps into first place.
China Is beginning to wake up to
the fact that It is hotter to he a nation
with a future than a nation with a
past.
Korea, in spito of Its racial alllni
ties, is now moro inclined than any
other nation to take stock la yellow
peril talk.
Tho esteemed Salt Lake Tribune
thinks "a real gentleman forge U tho
clothes ho wears." .So also does tho
real sloven.
Now that it is possihlo for an ling
lishman to marry his deceased wife's
t sister perhaps ho will not want to as
much as ho did.
Tho fashion writer who says that a
woman can dress easily on $50 a year
is dead right. She will have only one
drcsB to put on.
A Wisconsin farmer became para
lyzed while hoeing corn, and the funny
part or It is that he did not wako up
with a head the next morning.
Going out in an automobile Is get
ting to he such a common form of
HUlcido that one might think automo
biles were sold In drug stores on doc
tors' prescriptions.
People who think China is going to
tho dogs because one old woinnn Is
dying have evidently not personally
met the 400,000,000 other inhabitants
of the Flowery Kingdom.
It takes all kinds of people to make
Pub oiU ouioii otuua uiuu v 'pmo.w is
because his wife was Bleeping Boundly
ho got mad and threw her out of tho
window. Yes. what fools men are!
Ground corncobs are said to bo the
ehlet constituent of one of tho now
breakfast foods. Tho pure food laws
must bo demanding something more
nutritious than excelsior and sawdust.
England Is not a good field for
schoolteachers looking tor situations.
Early this summer tho authorities in
a town advertised for two teachers
and received more than 11,000 nppll
cations. Chill avoids trading with the United
States as far as possihlo. hut when
sho wanted tho best locomotives; for
heavy grades, sho had to place her
order ror two dozen and one of them
in this country.
In Copenhagen tho
trying to exterminate
a bounty for every ra
itiiinoruics are
rats by offering
t tail brought to
them. This leaves
While it Is truo that,
been deprived of its
room for fraud
a rat. that has
tail Is not likely
to grow a second tail
tho bringing in
of a rat's head would
nlablo proof that the
be a more undo
animal is dead
Capt. Joshua Slocnm, who sailed
around tho world alone in his little .'MI
foot boat, tho Spray, a few years ago
still lives and sails his craft. Ho re
cently arrived at Nantucket with the
Spray from the West Indies. Cant
Slocum 1b anxious to see the complo
tion of tho Panama canal, when ho
and his little boat will go through to
tho Pacific ocean.
Dr. William F. Mass of tho City of
Mexico has been laboring for seven
months upon a testimonial to ho pro
sentod to President Diaz on his noxt
birthday anniversary tlio autographs
of prominent peoplo throughout tho
republic. Tho doctor has been in tho
important places of a dozen states
there aro 27 in all traveling a ells
tanco of 11,000 miles In his quest
Evorywhero tho man and tho ldeu
were well received, and tho result wil
bo many albums and a giant collec
tion of autographs.
NOTED WOMAN
Mr. Stevenson Is well known throughout the country as a writer and
authority on medical subjects and has been a delegate to several national and
international medical congresses. Her home is in Chicago.
CUPID ROBS VILLAGE.
FEW BACHELOR MAIDS LEFT AT
HANCOCK, MASS.
Only Four Now Remain in Quiet Little
Town, the Other Four Having
Played the Summer Game
Very Profitably.
Piltslleld, Mhsb. Tho announce
ment tho same day of four engage
ments In the town of Hancock de
velops the fact that outside of tho
Shaker settlement in tho quiet little
town on the west slope of the Tncon
Iob there are only four girls of mar
riageable age In the village. There are
424 souls In the town, and of theso all
but HO or so live outside tho sleepy lit
tle village. Thero wore eight girls in
the town who were eligible. Then
Mabel C. ICldridgc announced her en
gagement. to Joseph C. Turner; her
sister, Alice L. lOldrldgc, announced
that she was to be married to Robert
P. "Sashimi; Miss Dora K. Gardner said
site was to become the bride of Arthur
G. Lewis, and Mr. Turner's brother is
o marry Miss Emily Thomas.
The four remaining girls of the oc
tet are Misses Julia" Channing, 20;
Marian Hopewell, 19; Anastasla Gal-
agher, 22, and Sophronia ISaston, who
declines to give her age.
Hut the girls arc not bachelor maids
because they have no admirers. Han
cock Is a splendid summer resort, and
Miss Hasten said:
"Tho other four girls announced
their engagement recently. I suppose
our four could have done the same,
hut we don't believe In summer en
gagements. Hesldes, when wo become
really and truly engaged, we will go
outsldo of this town. You know the
boys hen; are not very swell and thero
Is no place for them to earn money
except on the farm. We have only a
small shop and one store, so 1 don't
see how we could very well accept
their proposals. Hut proposals we've
had more than 1 care to tell you of.
"Photographs? Well, I ;mcsB not.
Wo are all right here now, but if you
publish our pictures folks will think
we are advertising ourselves.''
With that, she directed tho reporter
to stop ut the Shaker settlement and
Goose Fights
Follows Master Through Crowded
Streets of Washington.
Washington. A large Chinese goose
wait seen wandering along Pennsyl
vania avenue and up Fourteenth
street a few nights ago, apparently
following its own Inclinations in tak
ing a stroll. Its owner was near, but
no sign or his presence was given un
til one friend greeted nnother hy plac
ing his hands on his shoulders. At
this movement the goose suddenly
darted forward in defense of the man
thus approached.
He Is A. A. Hihb, of 1502 Tenth
street, northwest, and "Doe" Is the
uumo of tho bird. "Doc" is his mas
ter's pet. He came to Washington
about eight months ago In a crate
filled with geese, and as soon as Mr.
iaiibh saw him ho was chosen for a
career that does not usually fall to
the lot of his kind. Hut "Doc" did not.
realize the honors in store for him. As
soon as released, ho Hew away, soar
ing over tho tops of buildings until he
wan lost to sight. He was recaptured
near tho Smithsonian grounds and re
turned to his owner. His wings were'
"lipped, and there were no mon
PHYSICIAN
ask one of the sisters for her photo
graph. Hancock's main street is a typical
lovers' lane. There is not a light the
whole length of it, and the houses are
all set back from the road.
THIEVES' SCHOOL INSIDE PRISON.
Alonzo J. Whiteman Caught Teaching
Tricks to Convicts.
Rochester, N. Y. Alonzo J. Wnlte
man, ex-mayor of Duluth. Minn., and
notorious criminal, has been removed
to Dannomora prison from the state
prison at. Ashhurn. The climate did
not agree with him at. Auburn and
either on account of that or the prison
fare his stomach became affected,
causing much sickness and discom
fort. Whiteman was sent to jail two years
ago for stealing $7f0 from a trust
company of Buffalo. He is a native
of Danville, "N. Y., and was a graduate
or Hamilton college.
The superintendent of the Auburn
prison says Whiteman is one of the
most intellectual men ho has ever met.
When first taken to tho prison he was
put to teaching in the prison school.
It was ascertained soon, it is stated,
that he was teaching some of the stu
dents on the sly to work the banks
for an easy living when they were
once liberated. So Whiteman's career
as a teacher came to a sudden close.
Then lie took up the study of .stenog
raphy in tho superintendent's office
and now can follow a speaker at 100
words a minute.
Latest Suitor Wins Girl.
Lancaster, Pa. James Jones, of
New York, came to this city to wed
Emily Jackson, but when he reached
town the marriage license oflice was
closed and the wedding was post
poned.
Marshall Richardson, who was also
a suitor, heard of Jones being In
town, and of hmniy s Intention to
marry him. This did not deter him
from calling on the girl, and ho was
so persuasive that Emily changed her
mind and dismissed Jones. Richard
son and the girl received a marriage
license and they were married.
for its Owner.
tempts to escape. "Doc's" longing for
liberty apparently disappeared with
bis means to enjoy It, and he has now
taken on many of the habits of
Washingtonian.
"Doc" Is a line looking, swan-liko
bird and weighs about 20 pounds. Al
most every afternoon, when the side
waJKs are coed, "Doe Is taken out,
for a stroll. Ho usually keeps in
front of Mr. Hlbb, and picks his way
through the biggest of crowds with
apparently no fear of becoming lost
or trampled upon. If his owner bo
conies lost from sight, even for a mo
inent, "Doc" begins an unearthly yell
and continues until Mr. Hlbb hurriOB
within view.
One of the peculiarities of tho
goose is that he. although friendly to
most men, does not like women, and
Is continually making some sympa
thetle girl Moo when In his neighbor
hood.
Probable Result.
"I hop uutmuohilo& have been intro
dueed In lloineo." .
"What do you think will he the r
Hlllt?"
"An increase in the number of wild
vwa. Milwaukee Sentinel.
LAPPS 0 DEGREASE
REINDEER ALSO GRADUALLY
GROWING SCARCER.
Herd Sold for Strong Drink Nomad,
ic People Rapidly Diminishing,
But No Other Nation Can
Take Their Place.
Washington. The Lapps arc de
renting in number. Tho most san
guine estimate of the numbers of the
ntlv1 race in Norway. Sweden and
tussla dues not place them above 51,-
000 Hy Kime the number is placed
far lower on the strength of trust
worthy data. In Norhottcn, the mini
Dor of Lapps is 11,000, of whom 2,500
ire nomad Lapps and 500 settled,
since, a certain number of Lapp fanv
Mod have abandoned their wandering
mbits. have built habitations here
ind there, and have endeavored, with
more or less success, to imitate the
life of the Swedish settler.
That the nice must die out eventu
ally is certain, and its diminution may
he very speedy, though its complete
extinction may he still far off, since
there is no race that can possibly take
ts place on the high reindeer fjaell.
Yet even here we come upon a factor
which ha, perhaps, hardly heen reck
oned with. We mean the decrease of
the herds of tame teindeer.
This has heen going on in the last
piarter of a century with striking
rapidity. In one district alone In tho
ust 12 ears the reindeer have dimin-
shed from an estimated IlO.OOO to an
estimated 7.000. This decrease is ex
plained variously. The commonest and
most plausible explanation which car
ries the authority of men well quali
fied to judge, is that the demand for
eindecr flesh, which has been brought
nearer to the Lap) hy the opening of
the Bohemian railway, has tempted
them to part with the deer at a rate
too rapid for their production.
The herds of reindeer, which are
taken off the high fjaell down to their
winter quarters, aro ifbw within four
or five days of Stockholm, and there
s a good demand for reindeer flesh. It
s said that the Lapp, who is no more
tble to resist strong drink than any
other half-clvillzed man. is plied t'ree-
y with brandy, and In that state will
part with his reindeer for a. trifling
sum, or even for a fresh bottle of spir
ts or two. And he goes hack to his
fjaell stripped of half his herd, and
with nothing to show for it.
Hut there is another cause also al
leged, and that by equally good au
thorities. It is said that Swedish state
education is having upon the Lapp the
effect which not uncommonly follows
the early stages of learning. Every au
tumn Swedes and Lapps alike send
down their children to the nearest na
tional school, where they remain for
the winter months, the Lapps In most
cases having "seminaries' to them
selves. And it is declared that in the
case of both races alike, after a few
years of this training, the youngest
generation, when it comes to the age
of choosing its way of life, shows an
unwillingness to return to the hard
outdoor life of the homes in the in
terior.
MARRIAGE FOR LIFE A CRIME."
So Says Prof. Larkin and Urges Time
Contracts.
Shi) Francisco. In a lecture before.
the San Francisco Sociological society
Prof. Edsinr Larkin, an astronomer,
said: "Marriage for life is the great
est crime that can be committed in tho
world, from either a physological,
psychological or anthropological point
of view and the third party who joins
a man and a woman in a marriage
for life, whether lie acts in civil or re
liXlous procedure or as witness to the
contract. Is the greatest criminal in
the world."
Pi of. Larkin said his views were
the result of 20 years' close study of
anthropology and of human nature.
Continuing, he said: 'Ninety-live pei
cent, of the crimes in the world aro
due to marriage for life, a contract
that must be abolished in time. If it
contiminoh the Anglo-Saxon race lll
be wiped out.
"1 know what 1 am talking about,
for. aside from my study of these mat
tors. It has been proved to me that I
am right. I have asked and received
letters from 1.S00 women in the United
States women who aro talented, in
tellectual and college-bred and they
tell me 1 am right."
Held Up With Scissors.
Heaver Falls, Pa. The other night
as Miss CarmiehaoJ, a trained nurse,
wan walking on an unfrequented street
a man sprung out of an alley and at
tempted to catch her. She eluded him,
and pulling a pair of glittering scis
sors from her pocket, stood on the de
fensive. The follow, evidently think
ing the woman had a revolver, threw
up his hands and yelled, "Don't shoot."
Sho then marched him up tho street
ahead of her. Intending to hand him
over to tho police, but when an aru
light was reached and tho fellow saw
that the woapon held hy Miss Car
michaol wag only a pali or scissors, he
A MISSOURI WOMAN
Tells a Story of Awful Suffering and
Wonderful Relief.
Mrs. J. D. Johnson, of 003 Wo.st
Iickman St, Columbia, Mo., nays:
"Following an operation two years
ago, dropsy set in,
nnd my left side was
so swollen tho doctor
said he would have
to tap out the water.
There was constant
pain and a gurgling
sensation around my
heart, and I could not
raise my arm above
my head. The kid
ney action was disor
dered and passages of the accretions
too frequent. On the advice of my
husband I began using Doau's Kidney
Pills. Slnco using two boxes my trou
bio has not reappeared. This la won
derful, after suffering two years."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-MIlhurn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
TEA FROM THE FLOWERS.
This Product Little Known in the
United States.
Tea, not from leaves, hut from the
flowers alone of the plant, is rarely en
countered In commerce. The petals,
stamens, etc., are sun dried, and the
resulting tea is of a rich, deep brown
hue of 'peculiarly delicate odor, and
gives a pale amber colored Infusion
rather more astringent In taste than
that from tho average fair grade leaf.
The taste for It is an acquired one.
and even If this tea could he made
commercially possible, it is doubtful if
it would ever become popular.
Tho American tea trade could ad
vantageously take a suggestion from
the brick tea of the far east. In our
country, tho tea dust, some of -which
is good quality, is not properly
utilized. In Europe it is a regular
article of trade, and it is advertised
and sold as tea dust. In America it is
sold to thousands of cheap restau
rants, who make from it the mixture
of tanlc acid, sugar and boiled milk
which they sell as "tea." If, as In the
orient, this dust was compressed into
bricks, good tea could be made from
it.
KNEW VALUE OF AN OATH.
Colored Witness at Least Was Aware
of Its Pecuniary Worth.
Clarence S. Darrow, tho well known
lawyer and essayist, discussing the
Haywood trial, in which he played so
prominent a part, said tho other day:
"Some of tho evidence in that trial
was so transparently false that it re
minds mo of a case that came off in
Alabama a few years back. One of
tho witnesses in this ease was an ex
tremely ignorant man. As his testi
mony progressed, his ignorance he
came so shockingly evident that the
judge, looking sternly down at him
said:
" 'Look here, sir, aro you acquaint
ed with tho value of an oaths'
"Tho witness answered anxiously:
" 'Jedgo, l hope I am. That thar
lawyer on yer left, hand gimme six dol
lars to sw'ar agin tho other side.
Thet's tho correek value of an oath,
ain't it, jedgo?'"
PUTS THE "GINGER" IN.
The Kind of Food Used by Athletes
A former college athlete, one of the
long distance runners, began to lose
Ills power of endurance. His experi
ence with a change in food Is interest
ing. "While I was in training on the
track athletic team, my daily 'Jogs' be
came a task, until after I was put on
Grape-Nuts food for two meals a day.
After using the Food for two weeks I
felt like a new man. My digestion was
perfect, nerves steady and I was full
of energy.
" trained for the mile and the half
mile runs (those events which require
so much endurance) and then the long
daily 'jogs,' which before had been
such a task, were clipped off with
ease. I won both events.
"Tho Grape-Nuts food put me in per
fect condition and gave me my 'ginger.'
Not only was my physical condition
mado perfect, and my weight in
creased, hut my mind was made clear
and vigorous so that I could get out
my studies in about half tho time for
merly required. Now most all of the
University men use Grape-Nuts for
they have learned its value, but I
think my testimony will not he amiss
and may perhaps help some one to
learn how the host results can he ob
tained." . There's a reason for the effect of
Grape-Nuts food on the human body
and brain. The certain elements in
wheat and barley are selected with
special reference to their power for re
building the brain and nerve centres.
Tho product is then carefully and
scientifically prepared so as to make
it easy of digestion. The physical and
mental results aro so apparent after
two or three week's use as to produce
a profound impression. Read "Tho
Road to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's
a reason,"
