Nebraska Advertiser W. VV. GANDERO, Prop. NEMAHA, NEBRASKA Don't kisB the baby. Walt till bIio grows iti. Tho 1088 u nmn snys, ns a rule tho less ho has to take buck. Why 1b law like a kimono? asks a Chicago Judge. Docauso It Is 80inc times flimsy. If Joaquin Miller really has money enough, why should ho want to go tq tho United States senate? Tho best mlscroscopes magnify about 1G.000 times and muko a tiny pile of Hour look liko a pile of Btoncs. A woman can ncvor understand how It Is posslblo for a smart man like her husband to got tho short end of It in a lawsuit. It is a delightful season for tho devil at tho bathing resorts with so many beautiful nymphs between him and tho deep sea. Somo men aro born great, some achieve greatness, and somo can Im part a curvilinear motion to a leather covered sphere Tho Michigan nonogonarlan who 1b socking a dlvorco may not know ol any other way In which ho cau hope to break a record. Tho New York physician who does not approvo of prunes Is no friend ol tho theological seminaries or of -soma of tho boarding Iioubcs. A professor at tho UnivorBity ol Berno, Switzerland, Is Mile. Gertrude Wokor. Sho 1b 2G and lectures on physics and chemistry. Gorman manufacturers aro using potatoes In tho making of lead pencils If a Gorman dan do that a Yankeo cat build an automobile out of potatoes. Iionl do Castellano has obtained the right to a rehearing of his wife's dl vorco. suit, and thus has earned th gratitude of tho yellow press, at leant Dr. Wiley belioves that a man should attain tho contury mark as far as ag( is concerned, but wo do not seo how ho can If tho cost of provisions con tinues tolncrcaso. And now a Now Jersoy man has per fectcd a lGO.OOOcandlo power electrl light. But to what end? The light It bo intonso that people have to shut their eyes to avoid tho glare. The department of agriculture la about to Investigate tho manufacture of abslntho In this country. That ought to bo tho work of tho depart ment of chemistry and dope. James Lewis, of Terrell, Tex., was excused from Jury service tho other day on tho gronnd. that ho was tho fa ther of 22 children. Tho court prob ably thought ho had lost his sense of proportion. Mother Stewart, founder of the Woman's Christian Temperance union, recently celebrated her ninety-first bljcthday. She was tho first woman known to hold a federal office, being a postmistress under Gen. Jackson. She wns the first woman to demand police .matrons. Sho began her temperance crusade at Springfield, O., and has written four books. Two prominent Cincinnati men, brothere, have been killed in an auto accident while riding in a hired ma chine. They wanted to mako time, and told the chauffeur to go at full speed, and if arrested they would pay the fine. They wero thrown out and instantly killed, but the chauffeur es caped without injury. It was a re markable case of tho responsible par ties paying the fine. Speaking of the mannor in whjch American visitors on foreign ships steal all small portablo articles ol value as "souvenirs," Admiral Evana says flatly that wo aro a nation of thieves. And considering the losses Buffered by hotels in tho way of silver ware, towels, pillow slips, blankets and even rugs, tho charge docs not seem overdrawn. Tho worst of it is that such stealing is commonly done by people amply able to pay for their loot. Expert witnesses, as a class, hav won the distrust of the public. A Massachusetts physician, followlni tho example of thoughtful men in other states, has outlined a plan foi the improvement of the legal value ol expert testimony, and also for the pro tection of the medical profession from the ill repute brought upon it by somt of its members in court. He pro poses, says Youth's Companion, that the court appoint the experts and the state pay them. So long as humar. nature is human, an export, no mattei how good his intentions, will be in clined to favor the sldo by which he j ia engaged and paid. Distrustful. "Ho Insists that ho will not nss any money In hjs campaign." "Yob," answered Senator Sorghum, "but I cannot bo suro whether ho Is tremendously conscientious or merely cautious and economical." LIFE INSURANCE ACTIVITY. The New York Life's Business Nearly Up to the Legal Limit. Tho Now York JLlfo Insuranco Com pany announces that its new paid business during tho half yeur just end ed was over seventy million dollars. As tho new law allows no llfo com pany to writo over one hundred and fifty millions per year, it would ap pear that this company Is working nearly up to tho limit Tho New York Llfo gained such headway bo fore the law was passed and suffered bo llttlo, comparatively, from tho Arm Btrong investigation, that tho question with its management has been how to keep business down to tho limit, rath er than how to reach it. No other company is writing noarly as much as tho law allows. Tho New York Llfo has evidently become a pre ferred company. Tho company's payments to nollcv holders during tho six months end ing Juno 30 wero $21,660,761. It Is interesting to noto that this amount was almost equally divided between payments under policies maturing by death and payments made to living policy holders. Thus, whllo death claims wero -$11,180,620, tho amount paid for matured endowments, annu ities, trust fund Installments, for pur chased policies and for dividends was $10,480,135. Modorn life Insurance, as practiced by the best companies, em braces a wfdo Hold, and covers many contingencies. It Is money saved for tho aged, as well as money provided for tho families of those who die pro. maturely. The Goat Comes First. Switzerland is tho only country In tho world where tho goat Is- placed ahead of all other animals, and even of human beings. If a boy plagues a goat ho can bo fined and sent to Jail. If a person meets a goat on a path, and drives him aside ho can bo arrest ed. If a goat enters tho yard of a person not his ownor nnd Is hit with club or Btono tho person guilty of tho offonco must pay 30 cents. If a railroad train sees a goat on tho track tho train must halt until tho animal can bo coaxed to remove himself. There's many a boy In America who wishes ho wero a goat In Switzerland. Two Advertising Truths. A soap millionaire and an actor , manager woro talking business. "I," said tho actor manager, , "have discontinued tho uso of posters. My announcements appear in tho news papers exclusively. I have learned that thoso who don't read the papers, don't go to tho theater." , "You aro wlso," said tho soap mil lionaire.. "And I do llko you. Long Blnco I discarded overy form of ad vertisement savo that of tho 'press, finding that they who didn't read a dally paper had no .uso for soap." Tests of Bravery. "Do you think men have more cour age than women?" "Cortalnly not," answered the pro fesBor. "Everybody knows thero is moro peril In the first Ice cream soda than in tho first straw hat." MEAT OR CEREALS. A Question of Interest to All Care ful Persons. Arguments on food are Interesting. Many persons adopt a vegetarian diet on tho ground that they do not like to feel that llfo has been taken to feed them, nor do they fancy the thought of eating dead meat. On tho other hand, too great con sumption of partly cooked, starchy oatB and wheat or whlto bread, pastry, etc., produces serious bowel troubles, becauso tho bowel digestive organs (whoro starch Is digested), aro over taxed and the food forments, produc ing gas, and microbes generate in the decayed food, frequently bringing on peritonitis and appendicitis. Starchy food is absolutely essential to tho human body. Its best form Is shown in the food "Grape-Nuts," whoro the starch is changed into a form of sugar during the process of its manu facture. In this way, tho required food Is presented to tho system In a pre-dlgested form and Is immediately made into blood and tlssuo, without taxing tho dlgestlvo prgans. A remarkable result in nourishment is obtained; tho person using Grape Nuts' gains quickly in physical and mental strength. Why In mental? Because tho food contains dolicato particles of Phosphate of Potash ob tained from tho gralnB, and this unites with the albumen of all food and tho combination is what nature uses to re build worn out cells in tho brain. This is a scientific fact that can bo easily proven by ten day's use of Grape-Nuts. "There's a Reason." Read, "The Road to Wellvllle," in pkgf. THE GOLDEN CALF Sunday School lesson for July 28, 1907 Specially Prepared for This Paper LESSON TEXT.-Kxodus 32:1-8, 80-35. Memory verses, Zi, S3. GOLDEN TEXT. -"Llttlo children keep yoursclvcH from Idols." 1 John 5:21. TIME. Sometlmo in .July, D. C. 1491 (according to the common chronology), toward tho clone of Moses' forty days on Mount Slnal; nix or seven weeks after the glvliif; of tho law. PLACE. Tho people are still encamped before Mount Slnal In tho Valley of Er Rahah. SCIIIPTUIIE UEFI5UENCES. Warn ings against modern Idalatryr Rom. 1:21 25; 1 Cor. 0:10; 10:14, 20-22; 1 John G:2l'; Rov. 21:8. Comment and Suggcotlve Thought. After tho commandments had boon given by God through Moses and tho covenant assented to by the people, Moses again went up into the mount to obtain tho commandments In moro permanent form, written on tablets of stone, and to receive further Instruc tions; nnd also to be prepared by his lntlmato communion with God for his long and difficult work of forming tho people Into a nation that could dwell In tho promised land. Every quality of mind and of spirit was to bo taxed to the utmost. Every minister, evofy teacher, every believer needs, says Joseph Parker, "periods of solitude and communing with God; away from tho fray, tho battle, tho race, but re ceiving nourishment, nutriment, in spiration, comfort, and even words by which to express the divine thought. And, coming back from the mountain of contemplation, ho touches life with a steadier hand, and does his duty with a completer obedience and moro radiant cheerfulness." V. 1. "Saw that Moses delayed." Ho was gone 40 days (Ex. 25:18), al most seven Weeks, If tho week with tho loaders In tho lower parts of the mountain Is to be added (Ex. 21:9, 1G). Tho absence of Moses was a time of testing both the leaders and the peo ple. Thoy had just taken the oath of allegiance to God, and unanimously promised to obey him. V. I. "Up, make us gods," or a god, "which shall go before us," and be our leader. They could not see God, and they wanted some visible expression of God. They had several manifesta tions of God, tho pillar of cloud and fire, tho glory on the mountain, and tho dally manna; but oven these be camo so. common that they did not mako them realize tho presence of God.. They had just come from the land of idols, heathen gods every where. All these gods could be seen. The' attractions of idolatry wore of no ;Mfep6yir.or. t They wero familiar witnTre-way in which the Idols of tho heathen were' worshiped, with feasting and rioting and unrestrained licen tiousness, in marked contrast -with the purity and self-control required by Jehovah. V. 5. "And when Aaron saw it (this)." Saw in what light tho peo ple viewed the image. "Ho built an altar beforo It . . . and said, to-morrow Is a feast to the Lord." God was still to be worshiped, but under the form of a calf. Probably Aaron thought he was very shrewd in thus saving for God what he could of honor and reverence. So Jehu boasted of his zeal for tho Lord of hosts while he was worship ing tho golden calves of Jeroboam (2 Kings 10:16, 29). V. 7. "The Lord said unto Moses, Go, get thee down." Moses in the thick cloud which covered the top of Slnal could not seo or hear what was going on below. Hut It was no time for him to remain apart, even In com munion with God; thoro was work to do below, which his mountain-top ex perience fitted him to do. So tho three disciples who vlewed the Transfigura tion weer not allowed to remain on tho Mount, but wero sent down to their dally work where tho others were In vain trying to cure a demon-con trolled boy. To test hlin, God offered to destroy the nation and make Moses the second Abraham of a new and greater people. Moses stood tho test, rejected the tempting offer, and urged upon God three pleas for mercy. Moses hasten ed down the mountainside, with Joshua, who had been waiting for him. Soon thoy camo In Bight of tho abom Inablo Idol, and tho frenzlod worship ers dancing, half naked, around it. Probably thero was a power not only in his soul, but In his appearance, somo gleams of that glory described In Ex. 34:35. Tho breaking of tho tables of tho covenant was enough to cause the stoutest heart to fear. Moses then burned tho golden calf and ground It to powder. "It Is almost Impossible to pulverize pure gold, but tho act was made easily possible, prob ably, by nlloyp present in the Jewelry from which tho Idol had been made." Patterson Du Bols. Then Moses put tho question, "Who is on the Lord's sldo?" Who will stand for the right, whatever their past mistakes, whoever else may refuse? THE DAY OF THE FARMER. Occupation Properly Recognized as One of the Professions. The farmer who is not an amateur is a really Increasing factor In to day's life. In fact, farming Is rapidly becoming ono of tho professions. Wo have our agricultural schools, Just as we have our law schools. It is getting to be a business as well. Farmers have their trusts, like other manufacturers. It is a far cry from tho Now Eng land farmer, trying to arrange an ex ploded granito quarry Into a stone wall that ho may lfavo room in which to plant his crop, and that 'master of capital, science, and black earth ten ,'eet deep who plows with a traction cngino and reaps with a ten horso team. And between these two types of famors the drift is steadily toward the latter. Tho comic paper does not laugh at the "granger" as frequently as It used to laugh. It wants his subscription. The capitalist does not foreclose mortgages on tho prairie farm now. He borrows money of its owner. And, what is vastly moro lmpor: tant, tho entire country looks with a respect bordering upon apprehension on this r. typo of American who has decide! views on railroads, trusts, and, in fact, on every subject, from the "green bug" to tho lecturer at his Chautauqua. This rise of tho farmer Into national significance Is welcome In view of tho inundation of great cities by immigrants who have sig nificance only en masse. The farm Is the nursery of individ ualism.. If you are a cliff dweller In tho city send your boy thero this sum mer and let him see what It meanB to create wealth with the help of naturo rather than with tho ticker. You will help mako him a better American. The World To-day Magazine. Unkind Advice. Two Irishmen were eating their lunch,' when ono asked tho other: "Pat, an' what be you thinking about?" Pat replied: "Shure, Mike, I was a thinking how I would bo getting mo clothes over me wings when I would get to heaven." "You would better be thinking how you would be getting your hat over your horns when you get to tho other place," answered Mike. Ally Sloper. Damaged by Moon's Rays. In hot countries meat exposed to the direct rays of the moon putrefies much moro rapidly than if kept in tho dark. Does Your Head Ache? If fo, get a box of Krausc's Headache Capsules of your Drupgist. 25c. Norman Lichty Mfg. Co., Dea Moines, la. Can Go Long Without Food. The condor can fast for 40 days and the eagle 28 days. WOMEN WHO CHARM Health Is the First Essential Toward MaKing a Woman Attractive. MISS HULDA KUGHLER There is a beauty and attractive ness in health which is far greater than mere regularity of feature. A sickly, irritable, and complaining woman always carries a cloud of depression with her; she is not only unhappy herself but is a damper to all joy and happiness when with, her family and friends. It is tho bright, healthy, vivacious woman who always charms and carries sunshine wherever she goes. If a woman finds that her energies are llnggiug and that everything tires her; if her feminine system fails to perform its allotted duties, there is nervousness, sleeplessness, faintness, backache, headache, bearing - down pains, and irregularities, causing constant misery and melancholia, she should remember that Lydla E. PInkham'5 Vegetable Compound made from native roots and herbs will dispel all these troubles. By correct ing tho cause of tho trouble it cures where other treatment may have failed. Miss Elizabeth Wynn, of No, 205 Bth Avenue, New York City, writes : 4 Dear Mrs. Pinkham: "For months I suffered with dreadful headaches, pain in the back and severe hemorrhages. I was weak and out of sorts all the time. Lydla E. Pinkbara's Vegetable Compoun'l helped me when all other medi cine had failed. It seemed to be just what I newUd and quickly restored my health." QUICK REMEDIES FOR CRAMP. Not Hard to Get Relief From This Painful Affliction. .... Do your llttlo growing folks wake up In tho night with cramp In their toes or legs? If so, toll them to slide down to tho foot of tho bod and press their toes hard against the footboard. This seldom fails to bring relief. Even1 the tiniest tot can do this for .herself when she wakes up In alarm at tho big pain In her leg. Should this fail, and sometimes when tho cramp Is up by the knee, It is not efficient, tell the sufferer to press tho solo of her cramped ;.foot against tho Instep of the other. Press good and hard, and tho pressure, to gether with tho warmth and electric ity drawn from tho well foot, will cer tainly bring relief unless the case Is very s stubborn. To treat the "knot ty," stubborn kind of cramp, which sometimes seizes the little folks when they are nervous, or if they have eaten something which does not agreo with them, to tie a broad band (fa ther's handkerchief, folded, will an swer,) tightly above the cramped part. Rubbing, unless one knows just how to manipulate tho muscle, often does moro harm than good. The doctors toll us that cramp of this kind is as much a nervous as a muscular trouble. If your children suffer frequently with It, a good warm bath with an alcohol rub at night is a good" pre ventlve. B. "'N. Big Deposits of Limestone. . On tho Tomblgbee river, Alabama, is enough limestpne to supply .a ce ment plant for 100 years. Lewis' Single Binder straight 5c cigar made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your deal er or Lewis' Factory, Peoria,. III. Men enjoy doing anything they don't have to do for a living. LIVE STOCK AND M EAVnATUIlPA MISCELLANEOUS CLkV B flU I I rCO In trreat rarietv for al at thn I nwnit nrlnoi liv I 4.s.KiaicaNKn8rArKBco.,isir.AdtBiB&,cuec "eVusU Thompson's Eye Water MISS'ELIZABETH WYNN Miss Hulda Kughlcr, of No, 25, West 15th Street, New York City, writes : Dear Mrs. Pinkham: "For months I was ill with an internal trouble. I, suffered terrible agony; was nervous, irritnblo, and sick all the timo. I took ditrcrent medicines without benefit. Lydla E. Finkham's Vegetable Compound was recommended and within six months I was completely restored to health and I want to recommend if to overy suffering woman." Women who are troubled with painful or irregular functions, back ache, bloating (or flatulence), displace ments, inflammation or ulceration, that bearing-down feeling, dizziness, indigestion, or nervous prostration may, be restored to perfect health and strength by taking Lydia E. Pink, ham's Vegetable Compound, Mrs. Plnkham's Invitation to Women. Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. From tho symptoms given, the troublo may bo located and the quickest and surest way of recovery advised. Out of her vast volume of experience in treating female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably has the very knowledge that, will help your case. Her advice is free and always helpful.