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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (July 19, 1907)
COULD HARDLY TOTTER ABOUT. A Vivid Description of the Most In sidious of Diseases. Miss Emma Shirley, KUlbuck, N. Y.. Writes: "Kidney disease mysteriously fastened itself upon mo two years ago and brought awful headaches and dizzy spells. I was all un strung, weak and nervous, could scarce ly totter about. Pains in the side and back completely unnerved me. My food dis tressed mo, I looked badly and tho kidneys wero noticeably deranged. I sank lower and lower until given up and at this critical time began with Doan's Kidney Pills. Details are un necessary. Twelve boxes cured mo and I weigh six pounds more- than over before. They saved my life." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box-Fostcy-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. ENTICED BY THE BAR. Strenuous Actions Mildly Explained by the Minister. Many stories are told of the ec contric doings and sayings of an old clergyman who lived in Maine some years ago. At one time there had been a fight among some men, ono of whom was seriously hurt. A trial took place, and the old minister who had seen the affray was sum moned as a witness. "What was Salson doing?" was the first question. "Oh, he was slashing around." "Well, sir, just what do you mean by that?" "Why, ho was knocking about him here and there." "Now, sir, kindly tell us plain ly what Salson did to this man." "Why, ho he enticed him," said the old minister slowly. "Ho enticed him with a crowbar. He used the crowbar to persuade tho man to en tice him; and by a series of pokes and blows he succeeded in doing it," said the minister, mildly. THE STORY OF A WISCONSIN MAN IN WESTERN CANADA. Three. Years Ago Worth Only $2,000; To-Day Is Worth $13,000. The following is a copy of a letter, of which tho Agents of tho Canadian Government throughout the United States receive similar ones many times during tho year: Cayley, Alta., Dec. 7, 190G. Agent Canadian Government, Watertown, S. D. Dear Sir: Your letter dated Nov. 27th at hand and was very glad to hear from you. I see that you are still at work per suading people to movo into the Cana dian Northwest. I must tell you that I owe you many thanks for persuading me to come out here, am only sorry that I wasn't persuaded sooner, and there is still plenty of good chances for many moro right at the present time. I hopo that you will be able to induce moro to make a start out to this part of tho country. Now I must tell you what I have accomplished since I came out here and It won't bo three years till the 1st of July. I shall shortly receive my patent for my homestead, the home stead cost me $10.00 in all, to-day it is worth ?30.00 per acre, but it is not for sale. Then a year ago last May I bought 320 acres at $7.00 per acre and sold this fall for $20.00 per acre and cleared a profit of $4,1G0.00. How is that for tho Northwest? I now havo 320 acres of land and all paid for, 15 head of horses, 30 head of cattle, 22 pigs, 2 sheep and about 150 chickens and other poultry, and all new ma chinery and everything Is paid for. We also bought 8 lots in Calgary and 7 in High River. Wo gave $170 for tho 15 lots and they are paid for. At present I consider myself worth $13, 000.00, and when I left Wisconsin less than threo years ago I had about $2,000.00. This year I threslied a little over 4,000 bushels of grain, havo about ono thousand bushels of fine potatoes and about fivo hundred bush els of turnips. Mrs. Boislegol sold about $200 worth of garden truck and poultry this fall. Now there aro lots of others in this community who did ns well as I did in tho samo length of time. Tho family 'and mysojf aro all well at this writing nd hopo this letter will find you tho samo. Yours very truly, (Signed) PIIILTP BEISTEGEL, Cayley, Alta., Canada. SOMEWHAT OF A REFLECTION. Quite Desirable. Tho Hold-up Man (us ho takes large watch from victim's pocket) I sup poso you're thlnkln' I'm a real untie slroblo citizen, eh? Tho Victim Nothing of tho sort, old man! That watch you'vo just re lieved mo of was In my wife's family for 75 years and she forced mo to lug it around. Puck. When a man's business affairs be gin to go wrong his wlfo thinks It Is because ho doesn't follow ier advice. Naive Comment of Debutant That Amused Hostess. A charming hostess of ono of the "big houses," as thoy are called by thor.e who are welcomed into them, hka tho added beauty of premature white hair. That which seems to her contemporaries an added charm may appear to the crudely young a mark of decline, at least so it appears in ono instance of which the hostess her self tells with enjoyment The lady is a connoisseur of an tiques. At ono of her tens a debutante rich with tho glow of youth, but sadly constrained with her sonso of novelty, was handed a cup of tea; tho cup was beautifully blue and wonderfully old. Tho hostess desiring to light en the strnin on her youthful guest by a pleasant diverting remark, said: "That little cup is a hundred and fif ty years old!" "Oh," canio the debutante's high strained tones: "How careful you must bo to have kept it so long!" SCALY ERUPTION ON BODY. Doctors and Remedies FruitlessSuf fered 10 Years -Completely Cured by Cutlcura. "Small sores appeared on each of my lower limbs and shortly afterwards they becamo so soro that h could scarcely walk. Tho sores began to heal, but small scaly eruptions ap peared. Tho itching was so severe that I would scratch the sores until the blood began to flow. After I suffered thus about ten years I made a renewed effort to effect a cure. Tho eruptions by this time had appeared on every part of my body except my face and hands. The best doctor in my native county and many remedies gave no relief. All this was fruitless. Finally my hair began to fall out and I was rapidly becoming bald. A few months after, having used almost everything else, I thought I would try Cutlcura Ointment and Cutlcura Soap. After using threo boxes I was completely cured, and my hair was restored, after fourteen years of suffering and an ex penditure of at least $50 or $G0 in vain ly endeavoring to find a cure. B. Hiram Mattingly, Vermillion, S. Dak., ug. 18, 1906." Did Not Prevent Raveling. Tho raveling of state highways in Massachusetts during dry weather has generally been prevented In the past by spreading a thin coat of sand over the surface. During last year, how ever, there were two quite protracted dry spells which disturbed the bond of the road and caused loose stones to stand up on the surface. Although sand was spread thinly as before, It did not prevent tho raveling in all in stances. Engineer. , A Humane Horse Collar. Warm weather and heavy work ce.uses sore necks and shoulders, which prevent your horses from work ing, or decreases their services by ono half. With the use of tho "Whipple" Humane Horse Collar, sore horses can be worked every day, and the sores will heal at the same time. The same collar will fit any horse. Sold on 15 days' trial when used on soro horses. When all the homely people redeem their faces with their conduct this will be a fine world. That an article may be good as well as cheap, and give entire satisfaction, is proven by tho extraordinary sale of Defiance Starch, each package con taining one-third more Starch than can bo had of any other brand for the samo money. Tho moro cause one has for losing patience, the moro reason there is for holding it. Feltham. Lewis' Single Binder cigar richest, most (satisfying Hinoke on the market. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111. A man of the world Is ono who has managed to dodge the undertaker. Mrs. "Wliialow's Soothing yrnp. For children teething, softens tho Kiiraii, reduces In Uummutlim, allays puln, euros wind eollu. 25c a bottle. Kunning for office costs almost as much as running an automobile. Mica Axle Grease 1 lengthens the life of the Et wagon oaves horse- power, time and tern per. Best lubricant in the world contains powdered mica which forms a smooth, hard coating on axle, and reduces friction. If you want your outfit to last and earn money while it lasts grease the axles with Mica Axle Grease, STANDARD OIL CQMPAKY Incorporated 1 Vacation. The secret of rest is to got rid of dotail for a time. Why is it that a sea voynge is regarded as tho best of tonics? Simply bocauso tho entire change of surroundings wipes out tho mass of complications attendant upon the dally routine of the ordinary worker. Wo all need occasional free dom from tho bondage of tho tiny strings that bind us to wearing tasks. Tho man who realizes this and plans his vacation accordingly makes no mistake The Reason. A southern Kansas editor has no ticed that men swear to keep from crying, and that women cry to keep from swearing. Kansas City Star. Important to Mothers. Examines carefully every bottlo of CASTOTUA, a safe and euro remedy for Infants and children, and eco that It Bears tho Signature of In Ubo For Over 0 Years Tho Kind You lluvc Always Bought. New Use for Old Ropes. Some.tlmo ago a woolen manufac turer In the north of England succeed ed in making a fnbricjrom old ropes. Ho obtained a quantity of old rope and cordage, unraveled them and wove them by a secret process into a kind of rough cloth. Ladies Can Wear Shoes One n'v.c smaller after using Allen's Foot Ease. A certain cure for svollon,Bvcating, hot, aching feet. At nil Druggists, 'JHc. Ac cept no substitute. Trial pnckc.ge FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Hoy, X- Y. Perhaps He Was the One to Blame. Hicks He first met his wife when he was on a camping trip down in the Maine woods, but their marriage Isn't happy. Wicks Ah, I see. He mistook hor for a dear. No Headache In the Morning. Krausc'fl Headache Capsules for over-indulgence in food or drink. Druggists, 2oc. Norman Lichty Mfg. Co., Des Moines, la. Occasionally there Is a man wise enough to think poetry without writ ing it. Lewis' Single Hinder straight 5c cigar is good quality all the time. our dealer or Lewis' Factory, l'eoria, 111. Your success will never bo finally destroyed until you havo lost hopo, cnorgy, Integrity and bravery. Ho Mori Sire Kecks or Sfionlfcrs SICK HEADACHE CARTER'S Fiver H PILLS. Positively cured by these Little Pills. They ulmi relievo DIh tiTHHfnmi DyHeiHln, In digestion ami Too Ileurty Kilting. A perfect rem edy fur Dizziness, Nau sea, Di-oWHlncsM, Had Taste in tho Mouth, Coat ed Tongue, l'nlti In tho Side, TO It PI I) I.IVKH. They regulate tho Dowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. GARTERS flTTLE DIVER PILLS. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. msmam IF YOU Ut THE WHIPPLE HUMANE HOME COLLAR. Wo guarantee this. Warm weather mid hoavy work cnuso soro necks and shoul ders which prevent your horses workinu or decroaso tholr services by ono-half n honvy loss to you. Soro horses can bo worked ovory dnvln tho Human Collar and sores will hool ntthosnme tlmo. Well horses wlllnover becotno soro. Mndoforccn oral fnrmlnc nnd draft nor- poses It will outlast threo old-stylo collars Nobruskn Stnto AKrlculturnl Farm and Experi mental Stations uso the Humane Collar. Sold subject to 15 days trial when used on soro horses. Ono col lar.fils every horso. Write for particulars nnd testimonials to HUMANE HORSE COLLAR. CO. Ro. 10TH ST.. OMAHA, NCR), FRJEI PAXTINE To oonvlnoo anv wonum thnt l'MJt- tllio AtlLlrtcptlo Will improve her health nnd do nil wo claim 1 fur It. Wn will send her absolutely frco a largo trial box ot r.txllno with book of instruc tions nnd jremilno testimonials. Send your namo nud address ou a postal curd. olonnscs nnd heals UlUOOIIO , m o m - 1 lir.mn nf. factions, such ns nasal catarrh, pelvlo catarrh and inflammation caused by femi nine Ills; soro eyes, soro throat nnd mouth, by direct loeal treatment Its cur ntlvo power over tlicso troubles Is extra ordinary nnd rIvcs Immediate relief. Thousands of women nro using nnd rec ommending It every day. Co cents at druggists orby mail. Kcmcmber.liowovrr, IT OOHTS VOW NOT! I INO TO TKY IT. T1IK It. 1'AXTON CO., Boston, Mass. SORE SHOULDERS" I would llko very much to personally moot every rondor of this paper who owns any hoi so that hnva soro shoulders nud toll him about Security, tiall Salvo This In imposslblo oo I niu colutt to toll you thuiUKh tho naiior. , You nnd I both know thnt horsos working with soro shoulders aro In puln, nnd thnt thoy cun't do ns much work without run nine down ns whon they nro f roo from pnln. I nUo know porfoctly well that Security (lull Bolvo will euro thoio shoutdors, but yon do not know it. If you did ytu would buy a box of your tinnier nt onco nnd, euro thom up, for you hnvo no doubt often wished that you know of some thlmryou could ralyon. Youcon roly nbsolutoly on Soouifty Onll Salvo, It will do its work ovory time, or If you profor to try It first I will mall you a snmplo enn f roo. Just wrlto for It It will no to you on ilrst mall. . . . ....... Also I want to toll you that Bocurlty Antlsoptlo Ilonlerli nH good for barb wlro cuts ns Hoourlty Unll Snlvo U for harness Ralls. Dealers carry thorn In ?So, son nnd $1.00 rIzos. Uoo thomforyouruoodsi I L'uurnntoo you porfoct satisfaction. Frank 1). Donnlo. President. BEOUIUTY HEMEDY CO. Minneapolis, Mini SPECIAL AGENT WANTED In ovory town to handle IiIkIikhkIo gold, cnppornnd Industrial Kci-iirltlcH. r,xclnMvotnrrltory chun; only men of lilKlicliuriu'torroUbtdcri'd. (ilvoueo, pro ken) occupation nnd ri'torciu'OMln tlrbtloltor. OnrHpuclai niti'tits make l'umt (7UUtol,U00per month, Wrlto VI today Till: (JI'.NIMIAI, HiMI'ltlTlUS COMPANY '11 H. Ilroud way, Ixs AuuuIck, Cal. W. N. U.. LINCOLN, NO. 29, 1907. fl t JU kw bbbbbbW bbbbbbbbbbbbbI bbbH bW ' ' m i i Jr VibbbibbbbI Dainty, Crisp, Dressy Summer Skirts are a delight to the refined woman every where. In order to get this result see that the material is good, that it is cut in the latest fashion and use Defiance Starch in the laundry. All three things are im portant, but the last is absolutely neces sary. No matter how fine4he material or how daintily made, bad starch and poor laundry work will spoil the effect and ruin the clothes. DEFIANCE STARCH is pure, will not rot the clothes nor cause them to crack. It sells at ioc a sixteen ounce package everywhere. Other starches, mach inferior, sell at ioc for twelve ounce package. Insist on getting DEFIANCE STARCH and be sure of results. X? 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