Nebraska Advertiser W. W. 8ANDER8, Frop. NEMAHA NEBRASKA Apparently Howard Gould took a fow lessons from Bonl do Caatollanc. Prof. Starr Bhould havo moro re spect for old ago than to question Me thuselah's years. Doubtless tho gulf Btreatn Is having a harmful lnfluonco on tho cllmnto of Nebraska by refusing to flow up tho Mississippi and Missouri rivers. A Paola (Kan.) man recently oloped With, two girls. It Beoms as If peoplo will novor get over tho foolish prac tlco of loading themselves with trou ble. Tho North Adams Transcript contin ues to tako a cheerful view of Ufa. "Whatever" clso may bo said about It," it says, "this Is great weathor for grass:" A good many will sympathlzo with tho young married couplo out In Dor chestor who started a collection of souvenir postal cards In a flat, and now havo to hlro a wholo hoiiBo. "Undo Tom's Cabin," without ico and sans bloodhounds, is being pro duced at a Now York roof garden. New York peoplo have been so badly treat ed by tho ico trust that tho sight of ice makes them angry, but wo can't understand why tho bloodhounds have bqeri abolished unless it is to afford tho .pursiiors a chance to glvo chaso lnj automobiles, According to tho pessimist pretty much all tho fruit of tho country has boon destroyed by tho backward spring and the late cold. Peaches, apples and the like aro doomed, If thoso prophets' of evil aro to bo taken at their word. But this is a big country, and thero are sections whore tho frost has wrought no mischief, and tho crops (havo not been killed. A good way, before-jumping at conclusions, will bo to wait and soo what tho season Is likely to bring forth. London has boon having an exhibi tion of tree-felling at tho Hippodrome, by the two champion axmen of Aus tralia, one of whom cut through a blue gum tree of 63 Inches in 1 min ute and 11 seconds. He also sawed through a tree 76 inches in circumfer ence in 2 minutos 12 seconds, and conjointly with his companion won tho double-handod saw championship by sawing through a 76-inch tree in 42 Iseconds. How do these records look to tho lumber camps of America? Bonos of a bear which in llfo was at v least twice as largo as tho present day polar bear wero recently found in 5f a Pennsylvania cavo. The animal is said by scientists to have lived 20,000 years ago. Near its romalns wero othor bones described as Uiobo of tho calves of the mammoth, tho young beasts having boen presumably drag ged to the cavo and devoured by Mr. Bruin. If thero had only been prehis toric William J. Longs and Thompson Setone what a thrilling talo of that far-off tragedy we might have! ' Nova Scotia is an agricultural prov ince, and like many sections in this part of the country is troubled with insect pests, notably the brown-tailed moth. And our neighbors have bor rowed an Idea from this side of the In ternational line. They have set the children at work. The government offess a bounty of threo cents for every brown-tailed moth captured and Identified, and agricultural officials havo organized school children's corps .trained to gather the Insects and turn them In. That should do the bust ness. A man writing to a Now York pa . per Bays: "Dining tho last two years I have had in my employ six trained nurses two at a time graduates of , Roosevelt, St. Luke's and tho Presby terian hospitals. To the first two I paid 25 a week, to the next two $35. a week and to tho last two 30 a week. Apparently they did all the same work, the patient being a non-Infectious mod , leal case." He wants to know wheth er there is no uniform chargo for nurses. We should advlBo him, says Boston Globe, to quit inquiring and. hire the first two whenever he needs a nurse's services. There died in a Washington Catho 11c convent a few dayB ago a nun who had taken tho holy vows after he had refused the hand of Richard Mansfield, the actor. They had been sweethearts for years and it is said that for awhile they were engaged. Persona who knew her in Washington declare that she was ono of the most beautiful nuns Md ono of the most devout Christiana they had ever known. After she had entered the con vent Mr. Mansfield never came to Washington that he did not send to her, with the permission of the con vem authorities, great quantities of flowers, These she distributed among th hespftais for the poor. Not Partial to Nursing. Not long ago a young Irishman was seeking work In western Illinois, and among those to whom he applied was a farmer near Cairo. The farmer was attracted by the Celt's frank, cheery manner, and, while ho was not in need of help, he asked, after a pause: "Can you cradlo?" "Cradle!" repeated the Irlshmaa. "Sure, I can! But, sir," ho added, per suasively, "couldn't yo glvo me a job out-of-duros7" Harper's Weekly. PURIFIED LIFE INSURANCE. benefit! from New Law, Which Re. mains Substantially Unchanged. Through tho Influence' of Gov. Hughes, tho Now York Legislature de cided to mako no radical changes in tho new Insurance law. It was pointed out by Gov. Hughes that tho Now York law has already accomplished wide spread reforms, with proportlbnato benefits to policyholders, and that it should bo given a thorough trial be foro any amendments wero seriously considered. It Is estimated that the cost of tho mismanagement of the past did not average moro than 20 cents to each policyholder, whllo tho benefits to present and future policyholders will amount to many times more and bo cumulatlvo besides. Tho speed craze of the big companies and the ex cesslvo cost of securing new business was tho most extravagant evil of tho old managements. Under tho new regime the cost of new business has already been greatly reduced, along with other oconomles. The showing mado by tho Equitable Llfo Assurance Society in its report for 1906 was a strong argument against meddling with tho now law. In the Equltablo alono thero was a saving of over $2,000,000 in expenses, besides an Increase In the income from tho Society's assets amounting to as much more. Tho ratios of tho. Equltablo's total expenses to its total incomo was 19.42 in 1904, 17.38 in 1905 and only 14.48 in 1906. The dividends paid to Equltablo policy holders in 1906 amounted to $7,289,734, which was an increase of more than 9 over 1905. While the Equitable made a better showing than any other big company, all roported radical economies and uif der such conditions the Legislature wisely decided to leave the law sub stantially as it stands. Forgetting Something. When the train that conveyed Pres ident RooBevelt through Virginia on his last trip south stopped at Char lottesville, a negro approached the president's car and passed aboard a big basketful of fine fruit, to which was attached tho card of a prominent grower. In course of time the orchardlst re ceived a letter of acknowledgment from tho White Houso expressing the president's appreciation of the gift and complimenting tho donor upon his fruit. The recipient of the letter was, of course, greatly pleased, and, feel ing suro that his head gardener would be much interested in the letter, he read It to him. Tho darky who served In the capacity mentioned lis tened gravely, but his only comment was: "Ho doan' say nothin' 'bout sendln' back de basket, do he?" Success Magazine. Text Somewhat Apropos. The Rev. J. B. Hammlll, the elo quent preacher of the Hanson Place Methodist Episcopal church, Brooklyn, 'waa preaching at Bayville, L. I., from the text "Look well to your founda tions." After repeating the toxt he leaned heavily on tho pulpit' desk, which gave way and plunged over the altar rail, nearly hitting the laymen in the front seat and scattering the Bible and the preacher's notes among the holders of the pews. Tho aged preach er barely escaped a tumble over the altar with tho heavy desk. WENT TO TEA And It Wound Her Bobbin. Tea drinking frequently affects peo ple as badly as coffee. A lady in Salis bury, Md., says that she was com pelled to abandon the uso of coffeo a good many years ago, because it threatened to ruin her health and that sho went over to tea drinking, but finally, sho had dyspepsia so bad that she had lost twenty-five pounds and no food seemed to agree with her. She further says: "As this time I was Induced to tako up tho famous food drink, Postum, and was so much pleased with the results that I havo never been without it since. I com menced te Improve at once, regained my twenty-five pounds of flesh and went some beyond my usual weight. "I know Postum to be good, pure, and healthful, and there never was an article, aad never will be, I believe, that does so surely take the place of coffee, as Postum Food Coffee. The beauty of It all is that It is satisfying and wonderfully nourishing. I feel as if I ceuld not slag Its praises too loud." Read "The Road to WtUyUltUn pkgs. 'TherVg a tagei7 NEBRASKA NEWS TWO OF THE LEADING BANKS OF LINCOLN CONSOLIDATE. TRANSFR HAS TAKEN PLACE First National Bank Purchases the Columbia National, and Becomes One of the Strong Institutions of the Missouri Valley. Tho First National bank of Lincoln has bought tho Columbia National bank. Tho transfer took place last week. Tho consolidation of the two banks follows tho retirement of Dr. P. L. Hall as cashier of tho Columbia. Tho stock of tho latter bank has been purchased and tho transfer of the busi ness was finally arranged Juno 13. Tho transfer did not come as a sur prise to financial circles of tho city, whoro It has been known for some time that a deal of some kind was be ing consummated. Some tlmo ago it was said that some stock of tho Co lumbia had been purchased for 2, whllo money dealers figured its actual value, from tho statements made, at from 1.70 to $1.85. It was under stood that Dr. Hall parted with his stock in the Columbia at $1.80. It is probable that tho directory of tho First National will be increased in size to take on some of tho directors of the Columbia National. Will B. Ryons, assistant cashier at the Colum bia, tWlll hold a similar position with the First National from now on. S. H. Burnham, president of tho First National bnnk, said: "This is a consolidation of the Co lumbia National bank with tho First National. Tho First National has pur chased the' stock and tho good will of ho Columbia National, which will here after be known as the First National bank. "This will -make ono of the largest and strongest banks In this section of the country, and puts the bank in a position to extend greater accommoda tions to its patrons than either of tho banks could before. It will have a capital and surplus of nearly $600,000 and deposits of nearly $6,000,600. It is the intention of the First National to increase 4ts capital to one million dollars just as rapidly as the require ments of business demand." ALUMNI MEET AND REJOICE. Deslde to Educate People As to Needs of University. Over flvo hundred alumni of the University 6f Nebraska from all over tho United States attended 'the re union and alumni day exorcises held last week at the state farm. The fea ture of the afternoon was tho address made by Paul F. Clarke of the class of '87, on "Tho Historical Develop ment of American "Corporations. This followed the business session of the association and was well at tended. Officers for the coming year were elected In the business session. They will be: President, E. P. Brown; vice president, N. Z. Snell; second vice president, Miss Lucy Green;, secre- ,tary and treasurer, E. H. Clark; chair man of the committee on arrange ments, O. J. Fee. Waterton Man Drowned. A special from Waterton, Neb., says that J. W. Stubbs, living one and a half miles northwest of that place was accl- dently drowned In Wood River. Stubbs left home about 2 o'clock to go fishing, and about 4 o'clock his body was dis covered In the river by two of T. J. Quail's boys, who gavo the alarm. The body was recovered by T. J. Quail and Sam Veal, who reside near there. Cor oner Norcross of Miller was notified and arrived soon thereafter and held an Inquest. ' Tho jury returned a ver dict of accidental death by drowning. The dead man was subject to epileptic fits and its is supposed that he had al ien Into tho wator during an epileptic attack. Jailed for Fishing. Arthur French y, a young colored tuan, was given a thirty cay jail sen tence for fishing In the private lako of George Abbott ad'oinlng Falls City. He had in his possession when cap tured by Abbott more than fifty fish, mostly crapples and sun fish. Mr. Ab bott has considerable trouble In keop lng out poachers und in tho future In tonda to enforce tho 'aw against them Several years ago his lukes were dyna mited and thousands of fish killed. Suicide at Valentine J. Allen Sparks, a prominent clti sen of Valontlne, committed suicide by hanging from a rafter in the Lud wig lumber yards. Ho was found by his brother shortly afterwards. It is thought it was due to failing health and some business troubles. An in quest will probably be held. MR. BRYAN'S RETURNS. Valuation of the Real and Personal Property of the Great Commoner. According to the returns of the as sessor of Lancaster county, William Jennings Bryan's homo farm at Fair view Is listed at $5,080, one tract be ing assessed at $4,830, and another at $250, for assessment purposes. Mr. Bryan's personal schedule shows tho following; personal prop erty, tho figures given being the ac tual values: Notes and secured papers, $1,000; firearms (5), $150; typewriters (l)t $25; pictures and engravings, $1,000; billiard table, $35; piano, $500; agri cultural Implements, $100; diamonds, $300; household effects (furniture and library), $3,500; scales, $5; co'rn shcller, $5; three dogs, $25; harness and saddles, r$200; watches and clocks, $300; carriages and wagons (6) $600; horses ((5), $700; cattle (18), $1,000; hogs (5), corn (400 bushels), $120; poultry, $100; Jowelry and gold and silver plated ware, $300; valuo of other property, not listed, $5; total, $10,100; assessed valuation total, $2,020. Tho Commoner Is assessed sepa rately. Under the name of the Com moner, tho following property Is list ed: 'Notes and securities, $4,000; safes (2), $220; typewriters (10), $180; book accounts, $10,200; stock, $4,000; machinery, $300; office fix tures, $800; other property not listed, $300; total valuation, $20,000; as sessed valuation, $4,000. ASKS FOR A RECEIVER. Duncan McCuaig Files 8ult In Negras ka City Against Castor Co Duncan A. MacCualg, of Nebraska City, filed a suit in the district court against tho Faultless Caster company and all of Its stockholders. He claims to own $4,550' in stock In the company and says that it 1b being run at a loss and asks for a receiver. He says that the company has not been pay ing since August 1, 1904, and he wants judgment for the full amount of his holdings In the company. There has been trouble among the stockholders since early in the winter, when B. H. Noelting and his friends removed Mr. MacCulag as manager of the plant against the wish and the (backing which he had among the other stock holders. The Otoe County National bank then filed a suit against the company asking judgment for the amount due them from the concern and the suit Is still pending in the district court. Mr. Noelting was the patentee of tho caster and was only doing fairly well when his company was formed so as to enable them to have plenty of capital with which to enlarge the plant and manufacture the goods on a larger scale. Tho Industry Is one that employs a large number of people and this litigation may result in closing it. . College For Sterling. At a meeting of the Germain minis ters and clergyman of tho Iowa synod at Sterling last week it was decided to found a German college, and Sterl ing was chosen as tho best .location for the same. A number of other cities were hard after it and made big offers, among them Auburn, Syracuse, Gothenburg and Superior, the latter place being second choice of the con ference. This will be the only col lege of this denomination In the west ern district which Includes Nebraska, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma and Colo rado, and will be a big institution. Sterling will give a bonus of $8,000 and ten acres of land. Ashland Boy Badly Injured. At Ashland Harold Richards, the thirteen-year-old son of Earl Richards, met with a peculiar and painful ac cident while hauling a load of corn. In descending a hill near the Burling ton right-of-way, his wagon began slipping to one side, and In reaching for the brake handle, tho boy lost his balance and fell "between the horses. He wa3 picked up unconscious and has been suffering great pain, though the doctors find no ruptures and no bones broken. Grain Company Absorbed. By a deal closed recently the Nye-Schnolder-Fowler company of Fremont has absorbed tho Central Granaries company, tho big grain concern of Lincoln. The Lincoln firm, however, will maintain its present offices and thero will be no change In tho conduct or management of tho business. Tho Central company has some fifty sta tions and is ono of tho big companies of Its kind In the west. Leg Nearly Cut Off. While polishing dies on an emery wheel at OrdJ Joseph Warwick, a blacksmith allowed the sharpened Implement to slip, striking him In the leg and very nearly severed the leg from the body. It was feared that the man would bleed to death before a physician could be summoned. He will recover form the injury but ft will be several months before he can resume his labors. Balanced. "Miss Fluffy would bo a pretty goo. looking girl if hor feet weren't so heavy." "Sho stucks up pretty well, though; her head is light." Detroit .Free Press. HEALTH NOTES FOR JUNE. 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