Women as Well as Men Are Made Miserable by Kidney and Bladder Trouble. Kidney trouble prevs upon the mhul, (Uscounigesiuidlcsseiisniiibition; heatitv. ; -ICr, l vixr mm ciieontll- ness soon disappear when the kidneys are out of order or dis eased. Kidney trouble has become so prevalent that it is not uncom mon for ti child to be born nfllietcd with weak kidnevs. If the child uriualestoooften, if the urine scalds the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an aye when it should be able to control the passage, it is yet afllictcd with bed-wetting, depend upon it, the cause of the diffi culty is kidney trouble, and the first step" should be "towards the treatment of these importantorgaus. This unpleasant trouble is due to a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as most people suppose. Women as well as men are made miser able with kidney and bladder trouble, anil Iwth need the same great remcdv. The mild and the immediate effect bf Swnmp-Root is soon realized. It is sold by druggists, in fifty cunt and one-dollar Mze bottles. You may have a sample bottle bv mail free, also a Home ot Swamp-Root. pamphlet telling all about Swamp-Root, including many ot tne thousands ot testi monial letters received from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer & Co., llinghamton, X. Y., be sure and mention this paper. Don't make any mistake, but remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad dress, Uiiighainton, N. Y., on every bottle. Ib happy bocnuso lio Is IxjIdk fiinicd (rout i.iok thiatorturo and torment. August, Septcmhttr October, are best months to flip lions to hill lieu. I)n olrnk, tlio host Hok Dip, works qutcldy ami thoroughly. It killbiioo lick, destroys all cflsonso kithis, Iirovonts 1100 cholkka, saves loss, ceeps your hojfs lioulthy nnil jjrow ln. livery lio-mlser needs It. In olknk Is easy to uso; tlio cheapest Iiok insurance you can lmy. wrlto (or booklet ami enough dip to inako a Ballon, FIllCi:. 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Black-Draught Stock and Poul try Medicine Is a pure, natural, vegetable, blood purifier, and acts 1 by regulating the stomach, liver and bowels. It prevents and cures Hog Chol era, Chicken Cholera, Colic, Dis teinpor, Coughs, Colds, Constipa tion, Fever, Loss of Appetite, Wasting Away, and all the com mon stock diseases. It Is a perfect medicine for gen eral farm use. Try it. Price 25c for a large can, at all druggists and dealers prWE HAPFjJY Hj I WHA'I'S THE USE? Stories urn nothing but clusters of words; Heading in nothing but looking at print; Money in nothing folka throw it at birds: Pictures are nothing but color mid tint. Dinners are nothing but something to ml, Winking is nothing but moving the feet What's the use? Dancing is nothing but prancing in tune; Hiding is nothing but moving along; Sleeping is nothing but waking too soon ; Singing is nothing but talking a song ; Haying is nothing but fooling around; Boxing is nothing but learning to pound What's the use? Working is nothing but earning your ! ; Loafing is nothing and hinder todo; Silence is nothing with nothing to say; Dressing Is nothing but garment and nho; Smiling is nothing but twisting your face; Moving is nothing but changing your base A'lmt'd the use? What Is the use of it? What is the use? Smoking is pumping stull' into your lungs; Having your way is to kick like the deuce; Fame is a ladder with grease on the rungs. What is the sense of it. all anywnj ,J What is the Why ia the Hung it all; Say, What's tho wse? Republican Campaign Text Book A departure has been made in the Republican Campaign Text-Hook juat issued . in that its contents are wholly devoted to live issues, and these are treated in the briefest possible way, ywt comptehensi vely eunuch to include all necessary facts and llgures. First, there is a general statement i f the issues ot 11)0(1. followed by a brief review ot Republican legislation in gen eialand the work of tho Fifty-ninth ConL'iesH in particular. The Railroad Rate Law, I'uie Food Law, Free Al onliol Law, Employeis' Liability Law and the Meat Inspection portion of the Agricultural, Appiopiiution Law aie given in full, as is Clmii mini Tnwnej'a clear explanation of tho appropriations. The Labor question Is next fully presented, followed by Representative Watfon'a exposition of Anti-Trust pro ceedings. About one hundred pages are given to the Tariff, Agriculture and Manufactuies, and the tablen sliowinc'tbe various phases of indus trial aciivity. Among other subjects tieated nudei the tarilT are; 1'rotectiou and Free Trade; Customs Revenue; Foreign Couiriierce; Home Market end Internal Trade; Wines and Pi ices; Export Di-eonntB; Reciprocity ; Free Hides; Refusion, etc , etc., etc. Koine half bundled tables give ollleinl and authoritative ligures down to the latest possible date. The work of the President and Hdmiuistiation is then brielly present! d, the condition and status of the Philippines, the Panama Canal, the Navy. L'ostal Service, Irrin gat ion, etc., etc. The President's letter to Representn live Watson concludes the work which has a copious index of over a di zen panes. Scattered throughout the bock are quotations from President Roosevelt and other republican leadeis Among these is the extract from Sonator Manna's speech where he used the '"stand pat" expression, it being the only instance in the Text-Hook wheic the words "stand pat" are u-ed. A pngo is given to Mr. Hryan and his views, witli the comments of the New Yoik World. A so called "Prosperity Postscript" is added giving treasury c mdit'oiiB, trade reports, etc., down to A tieum l For the llrst time in a political cam paign, thn Text-Honk will have a gen eral circulation, as together with other literature, it will be sent on receipt of one dollar by John C. HvorBiniin, As sistant Treasurer, Hill Broadway, New ork. DENATUKIZED ALCOHOL The passage of the froo alcohol bill during tlio last session of Congress will doubtless give, as intended, grent Impetus to the manufacture of alcohol, which will now bo used quite freely In the aits and as fuel. Heretofore tho tax of 83 20 per gallon, levied by the government, quite effectually prevent ed the general use of alcohol. It is reasonable to expect that denaturizod alcohol will be extensively used in manufacturing dye stuffs and chomK fills, which are now almost entirely imported from Europe. Tho term "dos naturizeti" means the addition of some foreign substance which renders the alcohol unlit for making whiskey or beverages. Frequently the term im plies the uso of wood alcohol, which. s Is well known, Is very polsonoua. Denatunzing in no way affects tlio Holvent properties of alcohol. Alcohol ia obtained by tho fermen tation of some substarcesuch hh supnr starch, grain or potatoes. The strong est alcohol used is about nlnotj-llvo per cent pure, and the price varies from 82 .",0 to 82.&0 per gallon, showing that the greater part of the cost Is dun to the $2.20 tax per gallon levied by tho government. Wood alcohol Is used quite extensively in the manufacture or paint, varnish and shellacs, but 1b inferior to ordinary alcohol and is detrimental to the health of thoso who work with it. Tho opinion has been expressed by an authority that the territory along the lines of tho Burlington Route is one of tho greatest natural Holds In the United States for tho manufacture of alcohol. First of all there Is the abundance of grain and potatoes from which alcohol can be made Then theru is tho ample supply of water and coal and the good transportation faci lities. Theveiyfajt that alcohol can be made from grain and potatoes in sures better markets for those already staple crops in Burlington territory Another advantage in this connection is that early frost, which occasionallj damages the corn crop, does not lessen Its value for distilling purpoes. It is also true that potatoes of an inferior Kradoor wholly uuoesirable tor house hold consumption can bo utilized in making alcohol. Statistics of the ways and meima committee of the Mouse of Represent, tatives bIiow many places wheio alcohol can be produced at a cost, of twenty to twenty-live cents per gallon. Moreover, the refuse matter can be used as cattle feed. When this cost is compared with theS2.2o tax per gallon the enormous saving In production i at once seen The natural reduction which comes with all now enterprises, improvements in machinery and other conditions will eventually reduce this cost, so that alcohol is certain to be come one of tho cheapest fuels ever produced. j A pair of grafter aro operating in the west with one of the smoothest grafts of the year One enters a busi ness house and offers a 510 bill in pay ment, gets his change and departs Then his confederate enterK, makes n porchaso and hands the clerk a 81 bill When his change comes he insists that the bill was a $10, and nska that the proprietor ha called when tho clerk declares that it was a 81 bill. Tho grafter tells that proprietor that the thing can ho settlrd easily. The 810 bill was all the money he had, he says. A short time before he had occasion to wUh to remeobei a telephone number and jotted it on the bill. "See if 0001.1 is not marked on a bill in your cash drawer," he says. "If vou ilnd such a bill, it's mine." Of course that in scription ha l been marked on the 810 bill by tho lirst visitor, anrl the nro- pilutor no longer hosltntos before Htich conclusive proof, but hands over the bill and ealla down the unfortunate clerk, who believed his sight has served him a trick. Fx. A Sioux City, la., dispatch says : After a lapse of twenty years, steam boating lias been resumed ou the up per Missouri river. The Josephine, which for many years piled bbtweon Sioux City a n J points on the upper Missouri river, but which has been ly ingat wharf hero for twenty yours, today brought in a cargo of com and wheat from points north of Yankton The Josephino has been overhauled. supplied with new machinery, and is to have a regular run for both freight and passengers. Two other boats will lie constructed and out in tho same trade. Amorica's Groatost Wookly THE Toledo J31adc TOLEDO, OHIO Tho best known liowspapor in tlio TJ, S. Circulation 185,000 POPULAR IN EVERY STATE In many icupeots the Toledo Blado is tho most remarkable weekly news paper published In the United States. It Is tho only newspaper especially edited lor National circulation. Jt has had tho largest circulation for more years than any newspaper printed in America. Furthbrmoro it it the cheapest nowspaper in tho world, as will bo explained to any person who will wrlto us for terms. Tho News of tho World so arranged that busy people can more easily comprehend, than by reading cumbersome columns of dall ies. All current topics made plain in each issue by special editorial matter written from inception down to date. The only paper published especially for people who do or do not read dally newspapers and yet thirst for plain facts. That this kind of a newspaper Is popular is proven by the fact that tho Weekly Blade now has over 185,s 000 yearly subscribers, and is circulated in all parts of the U. S. In addition to the news, the Blado publishes short and serial stories, and many departs uients of jnattor Hulled to every mem ber or the family. Only one dollar a year. Write for free specimen copy. Ad tliess Tins Bi.adu. Toledo, Ohio. Burlington Bulletin SEPTEMBER, 1906 It will Pay to consult this Bulletin To Now Ifciglnnd and Canada: Daily low excursion rates dining Seps lumber to Canada, and on Sept 5 and 10 to New England resoita. Sept If) to Oct !M Billings fis, Salt Lake 820, Spokane $22.00. Poitland and Tacoma 820, Seatllo and San Francisco $20. Cheap ohm way to Pacilio coast Cheap Colonist rates, dally to San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland. Seattle, Taeomn und other coiut tot rN tory Aug 27 to October :M, also cheap ono-way to Montana, Wyoming, Big Morn Basin, Utah and Western Colo rado Sept 10 to Oct ill. To California, Portland and Pugct Sound Rom.d trip Sept 8 to I I, 800.00 to California ; one way via Paget Sound $112 00. Last chance this summer. Denver, Colorado Springs and Puebs lo One fare round trip, maximum excursion rato $10 00 from Nebraska Supt 10 to 22 inclusive. To the Faat and South Cheap exs ciirsioiis lo various destinations during September. Ilomeseeker's Excursions Frequent ly each month to Wostart) Nebraska, Eastern Colorado, Big Morn Basin, dry land farming destinations or inigated sections. Free Kinkaid Lands Write I). Clem Denver, Agent Burlington's Mome seekei's Information Bnrwaii at 1001 Farnam St., Omaha, about getting hold of a free section of Kinkaid lands now being restored to the public domain. Consult neareHt Burlington Ticket Agent from time to time and see what one-way and round trip rates ho has available for your Immediate purpose. C. V. Gucnn, Agent C. B. & Q. Ry. L. W Wakiclkv, O. P. A., Omaha. 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