Nemaha Advertiser
W. W. SAND'fRS, PuBUOHcn
Nemaha, - Nebraska
Mamma Dorothy, do you Icnow who
nto tin? raisins f left on the table?
Dorothy (aged r) WoJI, mamma, I
know (mo tiling. The eat didn't oat
om.
'T think pupa and mamma likes the
liahy hotter than they do tin.'," said
4-yoar-ohl Flossie to tho visitor,
" 'cause ho Ids 'cm do Just as they
Ipk'UHC."
".Mamma," Hald little Kthol, who was
looking at the pictures In a Sunday
school hook, "how do tho angels got
Jthelr night gowns on over their
wings?"
"Tommy," said the teacher, "don't
you know hotter than to talk aloud in
KchoolV" "Hut what Is a feller to do?"
queried Tommy. "You said tho other
day I mustn't whisper."
Mamma (to small hopeful) Tom
my, you shouldn't ask tho lady how
old she Is; It Is not polite. Tommy
I wasn't trying to he polite, mammn.
I Just wanted to know.
"Orandpa," queried llttlo Nellie, "do
tho good dlo young? "Ho wo aro told,
my dear," replied tho old gentleman.
".My!" exclaimed tho small observer,
"you must bo awful wicked 1"
Olara, aged -I, suddenly burst out
;crylng at tho dinner table. "Why,
Clara, what Is tho matter?" asked her
mother. "Oh," sobbed the little miss,
"my t-teelh stopped on my t-tongue I"
Small Johnny Auntie, what is that
thing crawling on tho door? Auntie
That Is a cricket, dear. Small Johnny
I'm going to kill It. Auntie Xo, no,
darling. God made It. Small Johnny
Oh, well, Mo can make another one.
It was the roll of distant thunder
that caused little Mingle to observe,
"They must be cleaning house In heav
en to-day, mamma." "Why do you
think so, dear?" asked her mother. "I
hoar tho angels movln' tho fttrnltun
uround," explained .Margie.
CHINESE AS"sL.OWASEVER.
AfvrltMiHtiriil Mttchliir' In u Ilnrlly
In dm Flowery li Inu'iloiu.
In tho agricultural sections of Ilia
entire Yangtso Valley there Is prac
tically uo use whatever for foreign
agricultural Implements. The Chinese
laborers In tho rice and cotton Holds,
In tho mulberry groves and In the gar
dens llnd tho Chinese Implements of
greater utility than any of the foreign
and adhere to them. Tho Chinese hoe,
which contains a much greater weight
of metal than tho foreign one, being
practically a mattock, Is, according
to their Ideas, more serviceable in this
heavy soil than tho foreign Imple
ment. All the ordinary hand implements of
(agriculture are shaped and constructed
according to Chinese taste. Agrleul
tural machinery Is not used In this see
'tlon, even the plow being a great rar
ity. The Chinese turn over the ground
usually with their mattocks. It Is har
rowed in a primitive way and when
tho crop Is gathered hand labor does
all tho work.
Under these conditions it is not
strange that tho Importing linns of
Shanghai do not consider it worth
while to carry a line of agrlcutural Im
plements. It Is dllileult oven to obtain
a foreign Implement for use In the gar
den of a foreigner in Shanghai. This
is the present condition and to all ap
pearances It bids fair to continue for
an indellultc period. In tho north, and
especially In Manchuria, some agricul
tural implements aro being used, but
these are rather the result of Russian
Introduction than of Chinese desire.
Q'he statement was made recently in
one of tho northern papers that tho
Introduction of modern agricultural im
plements seemed practically as far off
us ever. New York Commercial.
Tli KlortM-nt Wind on lticoril.
Tho world's record for high winds Is
Jield by I'olnt Heyes, an important
United States storm signal station
about thirty-live miles north of San
Francisco, on tho coast. On May IS,
lOO'J, tho wind was rushing along at
the furious rate of 1'JO miles an hour
for several minutes. A fearful gale
raged for three days, recording on the
anemometer -l.TOt miles In seventy-two
consecutive hours, or nearly one-llftli
tho distance round the globe, in three
days.
KxtromcN of II out anil Colli.
The lowest teniporaturo on record In
the United States Is 0-1 degrees bolou
zero, at Tobacco Garden, N. D,
Greely, the Arctic explorer, has prob
ably experienced a wider range of tern
peraturo than any other living man
Ho recorded 00 degrees bolow zero at
i'ort Congor, In Lady Franklin Hay
Oh another occasion, In tho Maricopa
Desort of Arizona, his thermometer In
the amide run up to 114 degrees above.
Hetween the flexibility of th
Lnglhh language and the vertical
Htyle of handwriting it isn't iiard foi
a woman to make a letter mean two
or three things.
Once more tho open pencon foi
pummor lllrtatloits is at hand and
some dudes who nre of no oUiei
earthly use. will come in real handy
.luring the next few months.
All tile lovlinoss of tho wedding
HTPtnoMy is centered in tho bridt
ind Hie rojoq tlmi she wear.?. Th
gromn is only tolerated because it
takes two to make a contract.
Men who are prejudiced against
mother. in-l.nv should remember thai
if it wasn't for thone same mothers'
In-law they wouldn't have the
J on rest wives in the world. !ZH
Catch a man in a lie and lie will
uy that lie told it Just to see whether
you would hvlicve it or not.
Women often wonder if men have
as much real pity for piano-playing!
boy as they have for torn-boy girl.
"Pin money" is probably ho called
because it stick? so closely to tho
average husband's lingers.
The ardent lover who compares his
s veetlicart's complexion to peaches
and cream probably knows little
about the cost of either.
Did you ever notice that as tho
garden in season advances men lind
more and more excuses for leaving
iioiro earlier in tho morning and
staying latter in tho evening?
Once in a while Fashion evolves a
sensible fad. For instance t ho short
sleeved fad will bring into use lots
of waists that were worn out at tho
elbow and wrists, to say nothing of
permitting thorn to bo worn twice
as long without washing.
Wonder why it is that bachelors
always pose as tho tiest Judges of
home cooking?
It's a poor homo whose literature
those- days doesn't contain a few rail
r.iad guides and summer resort ad.
oortisemonts.
When a girl buys a kodak it. is a
pretty sure sign that her friends are
L'oing to bo favored witii some
I'outo" pictures of herself.
Tho truly enviable women thcee
lays is t ho one who has enough
t raw berries to serve with the cream
nd sugar.
About tlto only money that tho
najority. of men never spend
oolishly Is that tlioy never get hold
)f.
The more some men stay away
from homo t ho mom they are
ospooted by their wives and
diildren.
THE DOCTOR'S WIFE
Airree with 1 1 1 in Alioiil Kootl.
A trained nure says; "In the prac
tice of my profession I have found so
many points In favor of Grape-Nuts
food that I unhesitatingly recommend
it to all my patients.
"It Is delicate and pleasing to tho
palate (an essential In food for the
sick) and can he adapted to all ages.i
liel-.g softened with milk or cream for
balilos or the aged when detlcloncy of
teeth lenders mastication Impossible.
Fur fever patients or those on liquid
diet 1 lind Grape-Nuts and albumen
water very nourishing and refreshing.
This recipe Is my own Idea and Is
made as follows: Soak a teaspoonful
of Grape-Nuts in a glass of water for
an hour, strain and serve with tho
beaten white of an egg and a spoonful
of fruit juice or llavoring. This af
fords a groat deal of nourishment that
even the weakest stomach can assimil
ate without any distress.
"My huband Is a physician and he
uses Grape-Nuts himself and orders It
many times for bis patients.
"Personally I regard a dish of Grape
Nut, with froh or stowed fruit as the
Ideal breakfast for anyone well or
slrk." Name given by Post it in Co., liat
tlo Crook, Mich.
In any cause of stomach trouble,
nervous prostration or brain fag, a
10 days' trial of Grape-Nuts will work
wonders toward nourishing and re
building, and in this way ending the
trouble. "There's a reason" and trial
proves.
Look la pkgs. for tho famous llttl
book, "The Uoad to Wollville."
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GOOD
tofiesl
Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of
honor at a dinner In an Important city.
The mayor presided, and when tho cof
fee was being served, the muyor leaned
over and touched Mr. Chamberlain, say
ing: "Shall we lot the people enjoy
themselves a little longer, or laid wo
better have your speech now?"
After looking over tho upper branch
of Congrs from the reserved gallery,
MarkT.waln was asked what he thought
of tho United States Senate. "Oh, I
always make It a point not to criticise
my neighbors," snld Mr. Clemens.
"How does that apply to the Senate?"
was asked. "Why. I live in Connecticut
and Mr. Aldrich lives in Itnode Island."
IJourko Cochran tells an Irish story.
"There wivh an Irish schoolmaster," he
said, "Who wus examining a class In
geography one day. 'Now, my lad,' he
said to a clever little chap, 'tell us what
latitude Is.' The clever llttlo chap
mulled and winked. 'Latitude?' he said;
'oh, sir, there's none o' that In Ireland;
sure the English don't allow us any,
sir.' "
Two very great swells, one a young
duke and tho other a young viscount,
brushed against each other one night at
the theater. The duke, anxious to snub
tho viscount, pretended to tuke him for
an usher, and said, holding out his
hand: "Have you a program V" Hut
the viscount, too quick for tho duke,
smiled and replied: "Yes, thank you,
my man ; 1 got one from the other fel
low." Cleric McDowell of the House of Rep
resentatives has Issued a vest pocket
directory of the House, giving the
names of the members, their residences,
and their committee rooms. "What's
this, Aleck?" asked u disgruntled mom
berwho came Into the clerk's olllce after
he had had a session with the Speaker
about getting recognized to call up a
bill. "That's a vest pocket directory of
tho House," Clerk McDowell replied.
The member examined It carefully.
"Seems to mo like a rotten waste of
money," he said finally; "you could have
innda it u lieap smaller and more ac
curate If you had printed Speaker Can
non's name In It and let it go at that."
A strange being with wings to Its
school of aotinghnpponed tolloat into tho
colony of devotees rehearsing "Ivan the
Terrible." When the being begun to
rehearse, Mr. Munslleld grew paler and
sadder and more dazed than a well man
might, lie had a hurried Interview
with his treasurer, resulting in the
forthcoming of a bundle of greenbacks.
Then the caustic curve in Mansfield's
mobile lips came into play, and he cour
teously called the being with Icarus
gesticulation away from the stage cen
ter, and said gently: "Ah, my dear sir,
If you stay and play that part it will
inevitably result In a murder or a sui
cide. To prevent either, I bog you will
return my manuscript of the part, ac
cept this two weeks' salary, and go
home by tho earliest train possible."
A babu In charge of the documents
of a certain town In India found that
they were being seriously damaged by
rats. Ho wrote to tho government to
provide him with weekly rations for
two cats to destroy the rats. The re
quest was granted, and tho two eats
wero installed one, tho larger of the
two, receiving slightly hotter rations
than the other. All went well for a
few weeks, when tho supremo govern
ment of India received the following
dispatch: "I have the honor to Inform
you that tho senior cat is absent with
out leave. What shall I do?" Tho prob
lem seemed to batllo tho supreme gov
ernment, for the babu received no an
swer. After waiting a few days, he
sent oil' n proposal : "In re Absentee
Cat. 1 propose to promote the Junior
cat, and In tho meantime to take Into
government service a probationer cat
on full rations."
CULTIVATION OF RHUBARB.
riant In One of the Moat Healthful
Knlly Grown,
IMiubarb, or pie plant, as It Is com
monly known, Is ono of tho most
healthful, ono of tho most easily grown
and one of tho most valuable of garden
vegetables, according to tho Rural
Farmer. It is of such importance and
real valuo thut It ought to bo more gen
erally grown. A good thing, so easily
got, so easily grown, ought not to bo
so infrequently found and used in our
farm and even our city homes. There
are a great many valuable and whole
somo vegetables, but rhubarb always
stands without an equal In Us class. It
Is one of the earliest vegetables of
springtime. It3 strong, vigorous leaf
stalks, so crisp and brittle, push them
selves from tho cold ground Into suu
shlno and air. Tho whole plant re
flects of Inborn strength, vigor and
freshness. Its uses ure many and It
can be prepared easily for tablo use.
There la nothing like rhubarb pie or
StarlCt
sauco It: tho early spring months.
There- are but few things with tho
same tartness or acidity, wholesome
iioss and palatablllty, as has ruhbarb.
A small bit of ground Is lnrge enough
to grow enough plants ten to twenty
--for an ordinary family. Most city
homes and at least all farmers have
some small plot or corner of ground,
perchance luioccupled or In weeds,
which might well bo planted to k'hu
barb. A good, moist, deep loam, thor
oughly enriched with well-rotted barn
yard manure, Is an ideal soil for rhu
barb. The plants may bo grown from
ti'cd, but "roots" or crowns are usual
ly used. Seed should be sown in early
Hprlng, say in April. The second sea
son's growth usually furnishes some
stalks large enough for use. An ounce
of seed will sow from 100 to lc."5 feet
of rows. In about eight weeks after
sowing the plants should be thinned
to about eight Inches. The following
spring they should be transplanted to
their permanent places, setting them
throe or four feet apart In rows, that
aro four feet apart.
Cultivate throughout tho season and
give the ground a covering of a good
barnyard manure in tho fall. Tho
leaves can bo pulled until the first of
June or July, depending upon your
wants and needs, and upon market de
mands to a degree. Hut pulling should
cease early enough so that the plants
will be able to make a good growth be
fore fall. Unless seed Is desired,
which Is rarely the case, cut tho flower
stoelcs as they appear. Tho original
pluuts will last for a number of years,
but It Is best to divide the crown and
make a new setting about every tlfth
year.
Tho full value and utility of rhu
barb has not been fully realized until
lu recent years, when it bus been
forced. Hut few of our common veg
etables are so well adapted for forcing.
P.ocause of tho marked ense of forcing,
we can secure this vegetable in a mora
attractive and equally valuable for
midwinter or later than we can from
outdoor planting. The forced product
Is of the highest quality, it can bo
forced in light or darkness. It is not
exacting as regards a deflnlto degreo
of temperature, which may vary from
15 to 70 degrees. The lower tempera
tures .are best, producing stalks more
cvrlsp and with less acid. Rhubarb
can bo forced in a cellar, In a box,
even in the kitchen or in well or poorly
constructed forcing houses. It is per
haps most conunouly forced in low,,
double spanned, roughly and cheaply
constructed houses. An excavation two)
to three feet deep may bo made and
arched over with a roof of hoards or
logs, covered witii hay, straw or tod
dor, and tho dirt of the excavation
thrown over the entire roof. No par
ticular facilities are necessary for ven
tilation. Unless In a severely cold win
tor, the house can be heated by use of
ordinary heating stove. In moro ex
pensive houses, and In case of extreino
cold, a system of hot water or steam
heating would undoubtedly bo udvis
able. AVonlth of I.tihruilor.
Labrador covers a larger area than
France and Germany combined and Is
Intersected by so many streams that It
Is possible to travel by canoe In any
direction. On the southern watershed
the forest growth of spruce and larch
is luxuriant with trees of marketable
size virgin forests that await tho
woodman's ax. Here lies a great
wealth of material for paper mills.
The mineral wealth Is considerable.
Silver-bearing lead ore galena occurs
lu many areas, while auriferous veins
and placer beds have been discovered at
accessible points along navigable rivers
not over 100 miles from tho sea. The
furs of Labrador aro a source of wealth!
which exclusive commercial corpora-
Hons have assiduously kept concealed'
that they might enjoy the rich monop
oly. The ocean shores i".ul Inland wa-!
tors contain supplies for largo cod and'
salmon lisherlos, and not a single night
need be spent at sea along Its coast,
for a safe harbor can bo made in ten
miles anywhere from Hollo Isle to Cape
Chlldley. Consular Report.
llnlilt of Ycurx.
Mr. Reddevle Here, James! Why
didn't you stop the auto when you saw
nie on tho corner waving my hand to
you? You looked directly at me and
simply put on more siKed. What da
you mean by it, sir?
Chauffeur Reg your pardon, sir. It
was force of habit. I used to ho a mo
torman on a trolley car, air. Cleveland
Leader.
Tluit' the Aiinvrer.
"How aro you?"
"Feel lUe an empty shotgun."
"Huh?"
"Ross tired me."
"P'raps ho 'didn't know you wort)
loaded. "
That's the trouble he did." Clove
land Loader.
Somo Good ThliiKn.
"Yu say your husband went out to
tho race track looking for good things?"
"Yea," anwwered yung airs. Torklna,
"Wero there any there?"
"Yes, Charley wa.i one of them."
Washington Star.
ALL HAIL PE-RU-HA.
A Case cf
STOMACH CATARRH,
Miss Mary O'Hrlen, HOO Myrtle
Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y., writes:
"Peruna cured me In five
weeks of catarrh of the stomach,
aftor suffering for four years and doc
toring without effect. in common
with other grnteful ones who have
been benefited by your discovery, 1
say, All half to Peruna."
Mr. II. J. Henncmnn, Oakland, Neb.,
writes :
"1 waited before writing to you about '
my sickness, catarrh of thu stomach,
which I had over a year ago.
"There were people who told me It
would not wtay cured, but I am sure that
I am cared, for I do not feel any moro
111 effects, have u good appetite and iuu
getting fat.
"So I am, and will say to all, I am
cured for good.
"I thank you for your kindness.
"Peruna will be our house medi
cine hereafter."
Catrarh of the stomach is also known
in common parlance as dyspepsia, gas
tritis and indigestion. No medicine
will be of any permanent benefit except
it removes the catarrh.
A Great Tonic.
Mr. Austin M. Small, Astoria, Ore.,
writes: "During the hot weather of
the past summer I lost my appetite. I
tried Peruna, and found it pleasant to
take, a splendid appetizer and a great
touic."
. The higlutit salary earned by a
male vocalist was undoubtedly
received by Jean do Reszke. Ilia
Contract or sixteen appearances dur
jing his last American tour amounted
ito $3o,000 an average of $2,250 for
enuh night ho appeared. Madame
Patti, however, can claim a hotter
(record. For singing at Convent
.Garden in 1870, for sixteen nights
she received $-13,000, an average of
'$2,t5S7 for eacli appearance. Rut tne
'famous prima donnn beat this record
while or. her Ameri?an tour, for,
while in New Orleans, about the year
4882, she received ns much as $6, 000
'por night.
Cabs called coaches wero first let
for hire in London in 1025. Tho
Londoners still tiave tho best cab
'service in the world. . Ten years o-fter
ltheir beginning King Charles issued
an order restricting their number.
V
jllo thought there wero too many of
'them.
Mrs. Wlnslow's SOOTHING SYItUP for chil
dren teeihlnir. (.often the gums, reduces intla
'mation, allays puin. cures colic. Price 2.io bottle
" Safety lamps lamps surrounded by
'gauze to prevent explosions o! gases
in mines, as well as to indicate tho
jiresenco of poisonous gases wore
invented by Sir Francis Davy in 1815.
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS)
FOR CHILDREN,
wui v twMiww in III inuutifiM
ffv Connllpiitlon, ( II o ail acli ,
,. ., ' ' UlMordorn, and DeMtrojr
, Mother Gray, Worino. Tlnr Kroalc on ColiU
Nurno In Child- in 24 hourk At all Drtifri". 'J&cU,
Mn'a Home, Sampla matlad KRKR Address.
How YorkUity. A. S. OLMSTED. Lc Roy. N T.
In an olTort to discover "tho ideal
man" a St. Louis newspaper dis
covered that tiio ideal is as numerous
as there nre women to describe him.
. If tho average liusnan:! would praist
his wifo as much to her faco as he
does when talking about her to
another man the honeymoon woulu
laat forever.
WINTER
WHEAT, 00 Vu.htl. per ncr.
CUIguiiiltiple rkU Suiter
l'v,, box V, LmtmMi WU
In August 1S8G an earthquake
visited Charleston, S. 0., iloing much
darnago to lifo and property.
AUEJf S. OT.M&THD "WINS IN
COU11T.
Tho Foot-Eime Trailc-Mnrlc Sus
tained. Buffalo, N. V. The Suprome Court ima
Branted a punruuient Injunction with routs
RKHliut Paul H. Hudson una others of No
York City, restraining them trom making or
nrlllng a foot powder which tho court do
Clares Is an Imltutlon and Infringement on
, "Foot-Ease," now so largely udvertlsed and
sold over the coiwtry. The owner of lha
trade -murk "Koot-Kase." Is Alien S. Olmsted,
of Lo Hoy, N. V., uud the decision In thl
suit upholds his trude-niark and renders all
parties liable who fraudulently uttempt to
profit by the extensive 'Toot-Ease" adver
tising, In placing on thu market the spurious
and similar nppeurlng preparation Involved
In tho case. This the court declares was de
signed In Imitation and infringement of the
genuine "Foot-Hase." It is said that slmllat
Bints will bo brought against others who ara
now infringing ou the Foot-Kaso trade-mark
rights. Each package of the genulue Allen'i
Fout-ICase has the facsimile alfiiuture of Al
len S. Oimstod on Its yellow label.
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