,.ft
Nemaha Advertiser .
!
W. W. BAND'RS. PunLioHin
"Nemaha, - - ' Nebraska
The rnlvorslly of Chicago facility
"has given football a drop kick.
of ton iiiIIoh." Tlio passing of the sail-1
lug vokhoI has also ronfrlhufod greatly
to tho safety of crew mid pasnengora
Hlclips may "Hhrlvol tlio soul," hut
poverty Ih equally hard on tlio uppers.
.Apparently It Ih an umiKual kcihoii
Colombia nlo. It. Irt ofllclally denied
t lut 1 there Ih ii revolution there.
Not feeling entirely certain as to the
quality of tlio obituaries, Uncle Itii.s
noll Hugo Ih determined to live as long
jis potwlble.
Those who nro deterinlHed to put "ah
Holutely Incurable" patient to a pain
less death might tnko n rHferonduiii of
Uie so called absolutely Incurable.
Tho dlBcorory of an artlllclal lamb
chop ought to make tho CougnvMmcn at
lnt reallto tho value of tho Department
of Agriculture for even their own prac
tical UflCfl.
As Urldget Inld down the morning
paper aho remarked that alio waH much
3lko Uic opponents of tariff revision, for
hIio oxpectod to stand Pat till tho dny
of her death.
Salaries are To bo lowered In the
various services of the Russian govern
mienf. The LlberalH and Reformers
would not object to a general strike of
the lirenucrnt.
.Ilaltlmore working girls have demon
Htrated that they arc able to live and
wave a little money on wages of $5 n
week. No occasion for a girl with that
kind of ability remaining slnglo longer
than ho wishes.
Thinking la more exhausting, accord
ing to a Gorman professor lecturing at
'Columbia, than miy physical process.
Now soino ono will draw tho corollary
that studying Is moro fatal than foot
ball ns now played.
A Ituaslan nnti-Homltlo paper makes
tho awful charge that tho Jews nro
buying land and farms with money fur
nished In pnrt by American nud Eng
lish sympathizers. If such treasonable
,conduct does not Justify massacres wo
really do not know what does.
After all Iternhardt's way for keep
ing young Is not new to us. Wo have
hoard It prescribed time aud again. It
Is agreed by all that forgetting to wor
ry Is the only reliable method for keep
ing old age at liny. But the crux of the
wholo matter Is right there precious
few can niako n practical application
of the rule. It Is the being able to do
.this that makes for youth renewed and
too few arc equal to the task. It Is a
small and exclusive set tl'ut can laugh
mid forgot that "tho reuv goes on Just
tho same."
It Is truo that there can be no harm
less hazing. The tendency, however, is
.almost Invariably away from harmless
aess. Emulation runs high between
classes, societies aud schools. Ever the
endeavor to accomplish some more
trlklng play upon the nerves or the cn
duranco of victims. This Is why even
with hazing at Its lowest ebb in the
general run of schools there Is yet the
occasional casualty to sport. A favorite
military plea for rough hazing Is that
It helps make men manly and self-reliant.
This la the plea of tho absurd. The
practlco of brutality destroys real man
hood. Those who nro not broken by It
may bo expected to turn logically to
"the attempted breaking of others.
000 0 H I
Sens
American philanthropists during the
year gave sixty-six million dollars for
the endowment of colleges, the building
of hospitals, asylums and libraries, and
for tho support of various church enter
prises. This sum docs not include the
ordinary revenues of the churches from
their members; but the extraordinary
gifts to meet special needs nro Included.
Sixteen of tho givers each contributed
ono million dollars or more. One of
them gave fourteen million dollars, nud
nnother cloven million. Tho total al
ready given away by these largest two
givers Is n hundred aud lifteeu millions
Dy the llrat and sixty-one millions by
the second n record never before ap
nroached In the history of human bene-licence.
If, In tho course of human events,
universal peace Is agreed upon by the
nations of tho earth, as Is now prom
Ised, what would bo more natural than
that tho powero should enter Into an
Ironclad compact placing the adminis
tration of the niTalrs of this dear old
oblato spheroid under one central move'
incut and bringing into being a grand
United States of the world? The eco
mimical advantage of such a consum
matloii must bo apparent to tho dullest
novice. L'lcture the combined armies
nud navies of this great land going
forth to do battle with tho force of
other globos, seeking, like Alexander,
new worlds to conquer. IVrturo tho In
terstate commerce commission dlseu
taugllng a problem prcscnled by th?
shipment tit reduced rates of n crnto ol
peaches from the State of Slam to the
Stale of Honduras.
MANY PHYSICIANS PRESCRIBE
Lydia . Pinkham's
Voffetablo Compound
Figures show, so far as past experi
ence can, that life on tho deep Is grnib
unlly growing snfer. Seamanship Is Im
proving; vessels nro more stnnchly con
structed ; safety devices are added con
stantly. Communication between n ves
sel In distress and other ships by wire
less telegraphy is playing Its Important
pnrt In tho rescuo of threatened lives.
The London Chronicle writer notes also
the patent sounding machine, Lord
Kelvin's compass, Improved speed meas
ures, better methods of determining n
ship's position, better lighting aud sub
marine signaling, "by which a ship may
bo warned of tlio proximity to luud In
tho densest focr at a distance eertatnlv
One of our correspondents wants to
know if It Is not "tluio to call n halt,
In fact, to place an embargo, on tho
further publication and even sale of all
'dime novel literature." Perhaps ho
could do It, but wo confess that wo
would neither Ilko to undertake tho Job
nor see It undertaken by anybody clso
whose name occurs to us nt tho Instant.
It strikes us that for the suppression
of such dlmo novels as nro really bad
under any rules of Imaglnablo formu
lation thero nro already laws In full
abundance nud thnt nil the rest may
will be permitted to take their chances
with the public to which they appeal.
And o are not a bit worried, either,
about the effect they hnvo upon that
pnrt of tlio public. Tho boys who read
these little books might easily employ
their time to woroo advantage aud wo
aro not nwnro of nny distinctly nnd
meusurnbly evil Influence they exert
Doesn't It seem strango that tho
Carnegie hero fund commission Is
compelled to report a scarcity of he
roes? Tho world Is full of heroes.
Each mau Is n hero to somebody. At
the second annual meeting recently
held the commission has found only
one person worthy of nn award. Out
of 70t assorted casea of courageous
conduct submitted to It up to date, It
has approved only 19. Maybe Oiero
Is something wrong In tho commis
sion's definition of a hero. Theoreti
cally, tho commission in estimating
any given caso has only to weigh Uio
rcallfy and gravity of Uio risks and
the extent to which ono has deliberate
ly Incurred them for the benellt of an
other. Hut In practice tho question is
infinitely complicated. Tho same risk
will not look equnlly menacing to two
persons, nor to tho same person on
different occasions. Kor Instance,
what would bo truly heroic In a poor
swimmer might he conimonplaco In a
good one. What would bo divinely
courageous In one unaccustomed to lire
nnd filled with terror by It might bo
everyday routine with a fireman.
Again, tho heroism required to face
danger varies, for tho Impelling mo
tive sacrificing courage, and In an
other mere Impulse or excitement.
There Is nothing quite so hard to an
alyze and mensuro as courage. Much
that passes for bravery Is sheer In
sensibility and failure to take In tho
situation. Rlbot, tho groat psycholo
gist, says that "a complete idiot shows
no sign of fear. "Vools rush In whoro
angels fear to trend." Real courage
Is not fearless at all It Is keenly ap
prehensive. Kcar Is nn essential ele
ment of true bravery. The real hero
Is tho man who Is strong enough to
march Into danger whllo fully seeing
It and even fearing It. llo who turns
white and trembles and would Uko to
run away, yet clinches his teeth and
goes forward Into tho danger, has tho
genuine stuff of heroism and he Is
rare. Tho commission's work Is serv
ing a. useful purpose In keeping tho
Ideal of heroic conduct before tho pub
lie, even though It must conllno Itself
to rewnrdlng only Uio moro obvious
and spectacular feals of courage
These are nduilrahle, though some of
the examples of heroism rovenled In
the humdrum lives of courageous men
and women living bravely from dny
to day in fear of poverty, of sickness,
of calumny, nro more ndmlrable still.
Of these the commission, unfortunate
ly, can tnko no cognlznnco. Hero re
ward Is healthy. It stimulates tho
young to deeds of courage, stirs tho
old to unselfish efforts, nnd gives tho
musses models of mankind that tend
to lift humanity above tlio common
place mennnesjN of ordlnnry life.
Tho wonderful power of Lydia K.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound over
the disease of womankind is not be
cause It is a ntimulnnt. not because it
in a palliative, but simply because it Is
tho inokt wonderful tonic and rccon
btructor evor discovered to net directly
upon the generative organ, positively
curing disease and restoring health aud
vigor.
Marvelous cures are reported from
all parts of the cotiutry by women who
have boon oured, trained nurses who
have witnessed ourcn and physicians
who have recognized the virtue of
Lydia H. Pinkham's Vegetable Corn
pound, and nro fair enough to givo
credit where it is due.
If physicians dared to bo frank nnd
open, hundreds of them would acknowl
edge that they constantly prescribe
(Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound In scvero cases of female ills, as
(.hey know by experience it can be re
lied upon to effect a euro. The follow
ing letter proves It.
Or. S. C. Hrlghnm, of 4 Ttrigham
Park, Ifitchburg, Mass., writes:
1 "It gives mo great. pleasure- to Fay that 1
Iinvo found Lydia K. I'inldiam's Vegetable
Compound vory cfTleaclou, and often prtv
scribe It in my practice for female difficulties.
"My oldest daughter found it very benefl
rinl fora femnlotrouble some time ngo, nnd my
youngest daughter In now taking it for a fe
tnnlo weakness, and is surely gaining in health
and strength.
" I freely advocate It as a most reliable po
eiflc In all diseases to which -.voiuen aro sub
ject, and givo it honest endowment."
Women who are troubled with pain
ful or Irregular periods, bloating (or
flatulency), weakness of organs, dis
placements, inflammation or ulceration,
can bo restored to perfect health and
strength by taking Lydia K. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. If advice is
needed write to Mrs. Pinkhara, at
Lynn, Mass. Sho is daughter-in-law
of Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty-
flvo years has been advising sick
womon free of charge. No other living
person has had the benefit of a
wider experience in treating female
Ills. She has guided thousands to
health. Every suffering woman should
ask for and follow her advice if she
wants to be strong and well.
lloth Ilml Suffered.
"When cireelc meets Greek" both
get smashed, Is tho moral of the Inci
dent quoted from tho New York
World. Another conclusion to bo drawn
from the talo Is that "pa's" mode of
action wns forcible nnd decisive.
A smnll boy rushed Into a drug store
nnd cKdtedly called for somo liniment
and cement. When asked why he de
sired them both nt once, he snld, nerv
ixisly :
"Pa hit ma with a cup."
The man who loveo Ida Joko la usual
ly unpopular.
A Trite Saying.
It Is a trite Paying that no man Is
stronger than hi stomach. Dr. Pierce fl
Golden Medical Discovery strengthens
the stomach-puts It in shape to maka
pure, rich blood-holps the liver and
kidney to expel the poisons from tho
body und thus cures both liver and kid
ney troubles, if you tnko this natural
blood purifier and tonic, you will assist
your system In manufacturing each day
a obit of rich, red blood, that Is Invigo
rating to tho brain and nerves. Tho
weak, nervous, run-down, dobllltami
condition which so many people suffer
from. Is usually tho effect of nol&ons in
the blood; It Is often Indicated by pimples
or bolls appearing on the skin, the face
becomes thin and tho feelings "blue.
Dr. Pierce's " Discovery cure all blood
humors an well as being a tonic that
makes ono vigorous, strong nnd forceful.
It Is tho only medicine put up for saw
through druggists for Ilko purposes that
contains unithor alcohol nor harmful
habit-forming drugs, and tho only one,
overv .ngrcdlent of which has the profes
olonal endorsement of tho If-adlng medical
writers of UiIh country. Somo of theso
endor'onvents are published In n little;
luinl nf evtrnets frnm standard medical
works and will bn Sf.nt to any address
HUMOE OF THE WEEK!
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY
OF THE PRESS.
MEN
Odd, Curlonn and r.niiKlinlile I'hnnes of
Huinnti Nature (Iruplilcnlly Portray
ed bjr Kmincnt Word Artint of Our
Own Day A Iiuduct of Fun.
Illcks I mot Unrelock yesterday,.
I'yplcal bnld-hended man,. Isn't he?
Wicks -Typical? nou. jo you mean 7
Illcks I hadn't known him ten min
utes before he was telling mo how his
mother used to whip him because- his
hair was so thick he couldn't keep It
omlwd. Catholic Standard and Times.
A Ml.-tantlirtipln Comment.
"Do you Ixdleve In evolution?"
"Vcs," answered Miss Cnvenne. "I
frie, on roceij4 of reoucst therefor by nm pained to meet porno people who
letter or postal oard, addressed Dn H. to noitnv firori t
V. Pierce, linflJtlo, N. Y. It tolls just Fecm l" getting tired of It and aro
uuK-miiimi 10 revert to original types.
Bilk
It cures Catarrh
the Head quickly.
Taste nnd Smell.
or by mail;
A Positive
CURE FOR
CATARRH
Ely's Cream Balm
is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief at Once
It cloansea, soothes,
honls and protects
tho diseased membrane.
and drives away a Cold in
Restores tho Houses of 1
Full sizo 50 eta. nt Drue
Trial size 10 ctu. by mail
KlY JJrothora, 08 Warren Street, New Yok.
$2 TO 5 LANDS
I 00(1.000 acre rli'hest farm lands. Colorado
viik.is -and Nebraska Will ktovv anytiuai;
Jitvermiieiit hoieeMe.iiMoealcil Primed Us's
howine exiii't mentions and prices, also
i.ips. pieiiircs. etc I' Kl-.rj
ST Kit!. I Ml IXVKSTMRNT COMPANY
J05 Front St.. Swirling. Colo.
Struck by I.lulitnln;.
Mrs. Nancy Cleary, of Hrewers, N. C,
mifferoil hs if struck by lightning. She
says, "I wns almost paralyzed from my
waist down nnd my back hurt me con
stantly from female troubles. I Und head
ache, seemed always tired, and felt ns if
I was dying. I took Wine of Cnrdui,
which cured me, nnd now I feel like a new
person." Oardui relieves periodical pnin,
nnd makes sick wonieu well. $1.00, at
drug stores.
The faet that a man is all puffed
up with pride will mil mitigate the
jar when he takes hi? fall.
Tho falk about his opponent's
money is probably the most disgust
ing topic to tlw politician.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Ii? fMurnii's noilWnns am mnrtfl of,
The " Words of Praise " for the several
Ingredients of which Dr. Pierre's mod
el ties are. composed, by leaders In all tlis
several schools of medical practice, and
recommending them for tho runt of tlio
diseases for which the "Golden Medical
Discovery " Is advised, should have far
moro weight with the sick and aflllcted
than any amount of the so-called "testi
monials" so nonipieuously flaunted before
the public by those who aro afraid to let
tho Ingredients of which thetr wcdletnes
arc composed be known. Ue-ar In mind
that the "Cohlou Mcdk.il Discovery " has
thr BAunc or HosnBTy on every bottlo
wrapper, In a full list of Its lngredlonts.
Dr. PInrce's Pleasant Pellets euro con
stipation, Invigorate tho liver and regu
late stomach and bowels.
Dr. Pierce's groat thousand-paco Illus
trated Common Sense Medical Adviser
will tw sent free, paper-bound, for 21 one
cent stamps, or cloth-bound for 31 stamps.
Address Dr. 1'ierce as aoove.
"Red letter days" refer to day?
which have proved lucky in one ?
.... i i t ... .
career, i lie term nngniaieu irom
the ancient, practice of marking
aunt's iays in the calendar?, with
red letters, because saints' days wort
eonsiderod auspicious occasions
There is a summer dining house in
the czar's palace at I'eterhof which
is so arranged that there need not be
any servants during the meal. A bell
is touched athe end of every course
and the table and all its content
I lion descend through tho door, to
reappear laden with the dishes for
the next course.
Washington Star.
Troof.
"How do you know Noah wns a poor
pilot?" asked the passenger.
"Don't history say he ran tho ark
on a rock?" was the old sea dog's reply.
Detroit Vrce Press.
firectliiK III New Fnrent.
Mrs. Twlcewedd - - Hurtle, 1'vo
brought you a new papa !
Deitlc Gee! Is thnt the best you
fould do? You ought to have got dou
ble trading stamps with that!
AN EVERY-DAY STRUGGLE.
Men nnd Women of Erery Occupa
tion SufTcr Mlaerlus from Kidney
Complaint.
J. C. Lightner, 703 So. Ccdnr St.,
Abilene, Kan., is one of the thousands
who suffer from kidney troubles
brought on by dally
work. "I nrst no
ticed It eight or ten
years ago," Kald Mr.
Lightner. "The dull
pain In the back
fairly made me
sick. It was hard
to get up or down,
hurd to straighten,
hard to do any
work that brought
a strain on the
back. I had frequent attacks of gravel
and the urine wns passed too often and
with pain. When I used Doan's Kid
ney Pills, however, all traces of the
trouble disappeared and have not re
turned. I am oertalnly grateful."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
II 111 He Soo Ihe Point t
He Wise men hesitate only fools
are certain.
She Are you sure?
"I'm quite eertain or It!"
Then she laughed. Kansas City Independent
A Snfe Itemed.
"I am greatly troubled with klepto
mania," exclaimed tho fashionably
dressed woman as she bustled Into tho
drug department "Now what would
you advlBe mo to take for It?"
'Your departure, madame, by all
means," replied the noorwallter and
bowed her t the elevator. Puck.
Twitlnjff n Theory.
Professor There nro very few real
thinkers, In this day.
Dusyman That's what I thought
when I was In college, but when I got
out In the world I found nine men out
of ten could think fast enough to do
me up! Detroit Free Press.
The half dollar
premium value.
of 1SDI bears no
An T nterendni: Letter.
Mary Hagguley of 117 Peach street,
Syracuse, N. Y writes to tell of the ter
rible suffering of her sister, who, for the
past 24 years, had boon tormented with
ildc ache from female trouble, keeping her
weak and ailing. "She took Wine of Car-
din and is now well. Cnrdui lias Open a
codsend to us both," she writes. For all
women's troubles. Cnrdui is safe, effi
cient, reliable remedy. At druggists, $1.0U.
Appropriate.
Pntron I see you have a new chef.
What is his name?
Proprietor Oh, wo call him Poult-
ney Hlgelow.
Patron That's odd. Why should you
give him such a distinguished name?
Proprietor Oh, because he Is such a
good roaster.
Coin; find Cotnlnu'.
"A man who Is ns big a fool as you
are should never have married."
"Rut of course, if I hadn't been as
big a fool as I was i wouldn't havo
married. It works both ways, my
dear." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Unlet AVeddlnKT.
Boars the.
Signature o
It is not hard work to get a woman
to believe a story if it has a scandni
attached to it
"When you buy
WET
WEATHER
CLOTHING
you wunt:
complete
protectloa
and long
service.
Those and many
other good points
are combined In
TOWER'S
FISH BRAND
OILED CLOTHING
Top cnt afford .
to buy any other r
ffil
1,1 TO CO tON
Tjlp CMUIIN CO
r J
Never think you can make yourself
great uy making others less
UoiifncsH C'uimot !S Ciuoil
Iy local Hiiill'.'itloii as they eaunot re.trh tho
used portion of "Tno ear. There Is only one
ilTsi:
way to cure Headless, anil that li bv roimi...i
II.... .,1 ........!(... ,.. I .
iKMKti t-iiit-tiiu.i. w'',iiut"i! is taueeii ny an in
iiftiniMi coiuuuon of Uio inueou Unltie of tho
I'.usiaomaii i line, w nen tills tulxt gets Inflamed
you havo a riuiiullnj; sound or Imperfect he-
IUK, and when It Is entirely elosoil Deafness l
the mult, nnil unites tho Intlnnmi fit Inn iun 1ft.
taken out and this tube restored to lis mutual
fouoiuon, nearniK win uo ietroyeii forever
nino eases out 01 ten aro r.inii hv i murri,
which Is nothing hut an Inllanied condition of
nm nuu-oiis Miiiarcs.
W'O Will utVO Ono Hllniireil Hnllnrc tnr nn.
caso of I)eafne'.s (caused by catarrh) that ranno't
no cureii oy nan s unarm uure. Send for cir
culars, iri-u.
o,. ;.! CUKNEV k CO., Toledo. 0
Hall's Family Pills or the best.
a mi),, rim uenne drawing aa
"thinking and then drawing lines
around the think "
MOTHER GRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN,
"It was a quiet wedding, I presume?"
"Oh, yes. Tho groom acted as If ho
had been hypnotized."
Mother Qnv.
Watt In Child
s Oniiatlp-ttioii, , ,11 end n c he! ,
1 StemucU Troublo., TeoililuiJ
DJ nor d ep, nil I) m troy 1
l nrir
in St tiourl
rtj'i Mora, ompi tnni ruKa ArMreia.
K.wTorkOltf. A. S. OLMSTED, La Roy, N Y.
Tlmlln-alt nn Co
, At iirDruccidf, ti
A married man does not livo longer
than a baohelor U only seems
longer.
1'nnltlvuly Ilrutal.
Young Wife I havo just mado a
beautiful cake, dear. I do wish you
could bring some one homo with yon to
dinner.
Young Husband All right, darling.
I'll atop at the dlmo museum and invlt
tho Iron-Jawed man.
Domuatlo DoIiikh.
His "Wife I'd like to know how you
expect mo to provldo something for you
tto eat if you don't giro mo the tnoacy,
f Her Erasband I'd like to know host
yon expect me to earn Uie money If you
don't grve me something to cat