EX-MAYOR CRUMBO
RECOMMENDS PERUNA
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
High Cuss Drcgcisis
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO
INGS HERE AND THERE.
fx-
) My Endorsement or Pe-ru-na Is
I Based On Us Merits"
Ed. Crumbo. J
ED. Cltl'MUO, Kx-Mayor of New
Albany, Ind., writes from 511 K.
Oak street :
"My endorsement of Poruna is
based on its merits.
"If a man is sick he looks anx
iously for something which will
cure him, and Peruna will do the
work.
"I know that it will cure catarrh
of the head or stomach, indigestion,
headaoho and any weary or sick
'feeling.
"It is bound to help anyone, if
used according to directions.
"I also know, dozens of men who apeak
in the highest terms of Peruna and have
yet to hear of anyone being disappointed
in it."
Mr. Crumbo. in a later letter, dated
Aug. '25, 11)01, says:
".My heulth is good, at present, but if
tt should have to take any more medi
cine I will fall back on Peruna."
The world's best swimmers are the
Ilawuiians.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Boars the
Signaturo of
A frog can't breathe with its mouth
open.
MOTHER GRAY'S
(Off SWEET POWDERS
U r rUK CHILDREN,
JjEZJb. A. Certain Car (or Fererlfthnna,
KaPVSroK CouBtlppttlou, Ilonrtanbe),
' Sroniucb Trouble, Tethlnu
.. .J" PlHordern, and Dcxtror
Mother Gray. Worm. 1W Bronte up Colds
NaneinOUIld. in 34 iiouri. At nil Rrngsmi. SioU.
reo'n Home. Haiuolo mailed FREE. Addreae,
New York Ultjr. A. S. OLMSTED. La Roy. N Y.
Not long ago tho performance in
the auditorium of a Seville theater
was far more exciting than that on
the stage. Two persons continued
applauding a player while most of
the audience wore hissing. Some of
the latter attacked tho two applauders
causing fractured skulls and death.
Gov. Miguel A. Otero of New
Moxico, is one of the most extensivo
sheep breeders in the southwest, his
flocks in Guadaloupe county alone
numbering (53,000 head. He is a
native of tho territory, a scion of
one of the oldest families and speaks
Spanish and English with equal
fluency. Tiic governor is now Hear
ing tho end of his second term and it
is considered probable that lie will
be reappointed.
Statistics show that criminals are
nearly always weak physically as well
as mentally.
A LIVING DEATH .
of
Vividly I)frilirtl lijr 11 Cltlaen
Slonv Fit I In, South Dnkotn.
Andrew Johnson, 411 West Twelfth
St., Sioux Kails, S. D., says: "Doan's
Kidney Pills saved my life. My doctor,
from a careful nu
ulyBls of the urine
and a diagnosis of
my case, had told
mo I could not live
six weeks. 1 was
struck down In the
street with kidney
trouble, and for a
whole year could
not leave the house.
I lost flesh, my eyes
failed me, I bloated
at times, my back
hurt and I suffered a llrlng death.
There seemed no hope until I began
using Donn's Kidney PHIs. The I be
gan to Improve. The pain left gradual
ly, the swelling subsided, I gained ap
petite and weight, and to make a lon
story abort, I got well !"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box!
Foster-MIIburu Co, Buffalo, N. T.
JoIcch nml Jokclctn that Arc Supposed
to Have IJcuii Recently Horn Say lu!
utul DoIiik that Arc Old, Curloiiei unci
Imiiuhablc The Wcck'u Humor.
The Obese Lady Tho wild man ol
Horneo will not apjK'ar this week.
Tho Living Skeleton What's tin
trouble Is he sick?
The Obeso Lady No; gono to vlsll
his parents in Indiana.
Xot n Chrtrlly.
Smith Is Greeu a charitable man?
Jones Well, I don't know whethei
you would call It charity or not, but b
Is always giving himself away.
Klnnnelnlly Spcnklntf.
Tom Miss Elderlelgh's money l
her only attraction.
Jack - Well, that should add lntercs'
to her charms.
Thoroughly Arouacil.
"Agnes looks dreadfully had. My
how thin she has grown?"
"Doesn't she realize her condition'
Hasn't she done anything to save her
self?"
"Oh, yes, Indeed. Sho consulted hei
doctor yosterdny and she changed
dressmakers a month ngo."
Proof PoNttlVtt.
Askltt What proof have wo that tin
good die young?
Knoltt Tho yarns of the "oldest In
habitant."
Another View of It.
Illxon 1 admire your wife's wit
She certainly has a ready tongue.
Dixon It's always ready to go but
seldom ready to stop.
Important Hpovh.
"There are only two Important
epochs In a woman's life, at best," re
marked tho cheerful Idiot.
"Name them," suggested the fluffy
haired blonde who typewrites between
meals because she needs tho money.
"I'.efore and after marriage," replied
the c. I. with diabolical grin.
Imposition.
Iilfklns The curreut number ol
Blank's magazine Is almost wholly a re
print of last mouth's Issue.
MIfklns You don't say!
Bifkins Fact. There are but three
now advertisements In the whole ninety
six pages.
Feared the Wornt.
The sad-faced man was awaiting his
trial on tho charge of bigamy.
"Keep up your courage," said his at
torney. "I'll see that you get jus'
tlce."
"That," replied the victim of h'j
own foolishness, "Is just what l'ic
afraid of."
Kxceptlon.
i mri.ni , . .
i uui nwn uji U1USL COIIIO UOWn,
quoted the man with tho proverb habit
"Oh, I don't know," rejoined tho skep
tlcal person. "I onco Invested some
coin In a get-rlch-qulck enterprise thai
went up and stayed up."
What lie Thought.
Smlthsou l want to hire a horse
no must be gentle and quiet, mustn'i
bite or kick, or
Livery Stable Keeper You'll And t
toy storo In tho next block. You waul
n hobbyhorse.
CniiNo and Effect.
She Does the summer make you
long for tho seashore?
He Yea ; and tho seashore makes m
short for tho following winter.
Ofton Seem So.
"Man," remarked the morallzer, "evei
has tho keenest longing for the unat
tainable." "Which," remarked tho demoralizer,
"may account for tho fact that a fellow
Is always bo much more anxious to
tight when somebody la holding him."
AND OTHERS.
Tho bettor clnsa of druggists, everywhere, nro men of scientific attainments find high integrity,
vrho dovoto their lives to tho welfnra of thoir fellow men in supplying tho best of remedies nnd
purest medicinal agents of known value, in accordanco with physicians' prescriptions nml
scientific formula Druggists of tho better class manufacture many excellent remedies, but
always under original or officinal names and thoy nevor Bell falso brands, or imitation medicines.
They aro tho men to deal with when in need of anything in their line, which usually includes
all standard remedies nnd corresponding adjuncts of n first-class pharmacy nnd tho finest nnd
best of toilet nrticlcs nnd preparations nnd many useful accessories nnd remedial appliances.
Tho earning of n fair living, with tho satisfaction which arises from n knowlcdgo of tho benefits
conforrcd upon their patrons nnd nssistanco to tho medical profession, is usually their greatest
reward for long years of study and many hours of daily toil. They nil know that Syrup of
Figs is an excellent laxattvo remedy nnd that it gives universal satisfaction, and thorcforo thoy
nro selling many millions of bottles annually to tho well informed purchasers, of tho choicest
romedies, nnd thoy always tako ploasuro in handing out tho genuino articlo bearing tho full
narao of tho Company California Fig Syrup Co. printod on tho front of every package.
Thoy know that in cases of colds nnd hondachos attended by biliousness nnd constipntion nnd
of weakness or torpidity of tho liver nnd bowels, nrising from irrcgulnr habits, indigestion, or
ovor-oating, that thcro is no other remedy bo plonsnnt, prompt nnd bcncficinl in its effects ns
Syrup of Figs, nnd thoy nro glad to sell it bccnUEo it gives universal satisfaction.
Owing to tho excollonco of Syrup of Figs, tho universal satisfaction which it gives nnd tho
immonso demand for it, imitations have been mado, tried nnd condemned, uut thcro aro
individual druggists to bo found, hero and there, who do not maintain tho dignity nnd principles
of the profession and whoso greed gets tho bettor of their judgment, nnd who do not hcsUato
to recommend and try to sell tho imitations in order to make n lnrger profit. Such prcpnrations
aoraotimos havo tho name " Syrup of Figs" or "Fig Syrup" nnd of eomo piratical concern,
or fictitious fig syrup company, printed on tho package,"but they nover havo the full namo of
tho Company California Fig Syrup Co. printed on tho front of tho package. Tho imitations
Bhould bo rejected becauso they aro injurious to tho system. In order to Bell tho imitations
thoy find it necessary to resort to misrepresentation or deception, nnd whenever n dealer passes
off on a customer a preparation under tho namo of "Syrup of Figs" or "Fig Syrup," which
does not bear the full namo of tho California Fig Syrup Co. printed on tho front of tho package,
he is attempting to deceivo and mislead tho patron who has been so unfortunato ns to enter his
establishment, whether it bo larsc or small, for if tho dealer resorts to misrepresentation nnd
and deception in ono caso ho will do so with other medicinal agents, nnd in tho filling of
physicians' prescriptions, and should bo nvoided by every ono who values health nnd hnppines3.
Knowing that tho great majority of druggists aro reliable, wo supply tho immenso demand
for our oxcollent remedy entirely through tho druggists, of whom it may be purchased every
where, in original packages only, at tho regulnr price of fifty cents per bottle, but ns exceptions
exist it is necessary to inform tho public of tho facts, in order that all may decline or return
any imitation which may bo sold to them. If it does not bear tho full name of tho Company
California Fig Syrup Co. printed on tho front of every package, do not hesitato to roturn tho
article and to demand the return of vour moncv. and in future ro to ono of tho better class of
druggists who will sell you what you wish and the best of everything in his lino at reasonable prices.
Tho mariner's compas was invented
by the Chinese three thousand years
ago.
SAVED BABY LYON'S LIFE.
Awful Sight from that Dreadful Com
plaint, Infantile Eczema Mother
Praises Cuticura Remedies.
"Our baby had that dreadful com
plaint. Infantile Iiczema, which nllllct
ed him for. several mouths, commen
cing at the top of his head, and at last
covering his whole body. His suffer
ings were untold and constant misery,
In fact, there was nothing we would
not have done to have given him re
lief. Wo finally procured a full set of
the Cuticura Remedies, and In about
three or four days ho began to show
a brighter spirit and really laughed,
for the tirst time In a year. In about
ninety days he was fully recovered.
Praise for the Cuticura Uemedles has
always beeu our greatest pleasure, and
there Is nothing too good that we could
say In their favor, for thoy certainly
saved our baby's life, for he was the
most awful sight I ever beheld prior
to the treatment of the Cuticura Ueme
dles. Mrs. Maebellc Lyon, 182( Apple
ton Ave., Parsons, Kan., July 18, 190.1."
Don't Get Wet!
TOWER'S SLICKERS
will keep you dry a3
nothing else will, because
they arc the product of
the best materials and
seventy years' cxperi-(
ence in manufacturing.
tQWEfc$ A. J. TOWER CO.
ftffefcsgg Boston, U.S.A.
' TOWER CANADIAN CO., ltd.
4JHHKA1 Toronto, Caa.
Ml
Kemp's Balsam
Will slop any cough that
can be stopped by any
medicine and cure coughs
that cannot be cured by any
other mcdlcEnc.
It Is always the best
cough cure. You cannot
afford to talce chances on
any other kind.
KEMP'S BALSAM cures
coughs, colds, bronchitis,
grip, asthma and consump
tion In first stages.
W. L; Douglas
3-l?& S3-S? SHOES 8
V. L. Douglas $4.00 Cllt Edgo Lino
cannot bo oquallod atany price.
NEW MSCOVKKVl ilffi quick
MlUt anil curat wont '. limit of
L.tlmanllll nd 10 Hare' Utitinint
Vreu. Ur.ll.U. UKEKN'ttSONS. Um U.AIUmIm.Uu
DROPSY
Dr. Isaac II. Ilazleton, of Welles
ley Hills, Mass., tho only surviving
ollicor of tho First Vermont, was one
of the guests at the recent launching
of the new mammoth battleship
Vermont.
i LP. Piss
CAPITA?'2,30a,000
Don't
3
I Mill
HI
GIVES
Absolutely Free
to Every Sclller
One Hundred ind Slxly
Acres ol Land la
WESTERN CANADA
Land adjoining thla can be purchased from rail
way and land companies at (rotn $6 to io pti acre.
On This Land This Year lias Been Produced
Upwards of Twenfy-FiYe
Bushels of Wheat fo the Acre
It Is alto the best of crazing land, and for mixed
farming it hai no superior on the continent.
Spleudld climate, low taxes, railways convrnl
nt, schools and churches close at hand. For
"Twsalltlh Ctnliry CiiiIi" and low railway rates
Ajplr for information to BucxrUtf ndnt of Immluri
Ilia, Ottawa, Canada, or to V. V. Bennett, Hul New Vork
1.1 fa Uallding, Omaha, Neb , AutlioriieU QoTeruuieut
'Aeenta.
1'lesae tar whaxa jou u tnU ftdrartlMaaent.
e
Nervous
ladks, but get tid of the dis-1
lease which is the cause of
most of woman's nervousness,
viz., female trouble, "I was
very nervous' writes Mrs.
T. L. Jones, of Gallatin,
Tenn., "and suffered six years
with every disease peculiar to
my sex. I had headache,.
i backache, and acute female
I inf laramation. I took three
bottles of Cardui and it cured '
me. I gained 35 pounds in
weight. I tell my husband.
that
WINE
OF
CARDUI
I WOMAN'S RELIEF
I was worth its weight in gold I
to me, and I recommend it to
9 all women." I
1 At all Druggists I
iv. i . nnnni ms makes a sells MOM
MEM'S $3,511 SHOES THAN ANY OTHE
MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD.
. (MO. finn REWARD to myone who can
3IU,UUU disprove this statement.
II I could take you Into my three large lactorlo
at lirockton, Mass., and allow you the Inlinlt
caro with which every pnlrol shoe Is made, yoi
would realize why V. L. Douglas $3.50 shoe"
cost more to make, why they hold their shape
lit better, wcur longer, and are o grcato
Intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe.
IV. L. Douolam Strong Madm Shoma fpt
Men, B2.60, $2.00. Boym' School 4
OraamShoea,S2.60,$S,$1.7B.$1.Bi
CAUTION. Insist upon Imvliu; W.Ij.Doiir
1;ih shoes. Tako no substitute. None- gonuiii
without bis mime and prlcti stmnpod on bottom.
Fast Color Eyelets used f they will not wear brassy.
Wrlto tot Illustrated Catalog.
IV. I I)OV(JI,AS, llroclcton, Musi
J
That Delightful Aid to Health
Baxtme
J vu
II
Toilet Antiseptic
Whitens the teeth purifies
mouth and breath cures nasal
catarrh, sore throat, sore eyes,
and by direct application cures
all inflamed, ulcerated and
catarrhal conditions caused by
feminine ills.
Paxtine possesses extraordinary
cleansing, healing and germi
cidal qualities unlike anything
else. At all druggists. 50 cents
LAIIGB TRIAL PACKAGB I'BES
The R. Paxton Co., Boston, Mass.
Dr. Albort A. Vim aor Veor, of
Albany, N. Y., has just rccoivod ono
of tho highest honors that can bo
given to a surgeon. Ho has boon
chosen prcsidont of tho National
Surgical Association. Ilia works on
surgery aro standard.
N. N. U. 923-15, YORK, NEBR
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