( : - CET RID OF THE GAS Dr. Williams' Pink Plllu Strengthon tho Stomach and Enablo It to Do Its Work. When tho stoiimt'h is feohlo tho food lies in it undigested, decays ami throws off poisonous gases that distend tho vails of the stomach and causo inter ference with other organs, especially with tho nt't ion of tho heart and lungs. Thoso gases have other ill effects. Tin nerves and tho bruin aro disturbed nnd discomforts Buch as dizziness, hot llnshfs, sleeplessness, irritablenoss nnd despondency originate from this source Experience shows that theso troubles vanish just as soon as tho stomach i.1 made strong enough to digest tho food. In other words, it needs a tonic-that will rouse it. to do the work of changing tho food into nourishment. Miss Minerva O. Ladd, of Ipswich, Mass., nays : "I had n weak stomach from tho timo I was n little child. "Whenever 1 took hearty food it would causo terrible l'aintness, and I would linally vomit what; I had eaten. At times there would bo the most intense pains through tho upper part of my body. For days in succession, I would have to lio down most of too tune. Tho distress was often so great that I could hardly bear it, and tho frcquout and violent botching spoils wero very di$aKreeable, too. " My doctor's medicines gavomelittlo relief and it was not until I tried Dr, Williams' Pink Pills that I found a euro. "Within three weeks a decided improve ment was noticeable Tho belching spells wero loss frcquout, tho pains thronsh my bony woro not so lntouso, my food was retained and after taking tho pills for a. fow weeks longor I found that I was altogether free from tho miseries I had so long suffered. Every dyspoptio should read " What to Eat and How to Eat." Write tno Dr. Williams Medicino Co., Schenectady, N. Y.. for a free copy. SUPPOSE WE SMILE. The Chilean government owns more than half of its railroads, but private enterprise is now engaged in building a great deal of mileage. Nearly seven hundred tons o flowers are annually produced in the Sicilly Islands for pcrfunic-makmg. Young ladies of Vienna have an odd fad. They wear their initials worked in silk and gold, on the front of their jackets. You ladie3 who are engaged may weai other initials than their own, presumably those o the favored suiter. Most of the tune of an infant in Guinea is passed in tho sand. The mother digs a hole, and buries the child in it up to its waist. This to prevent the little one from getting into mischief, or injuring itself. There are said to be 'J0,000 lepi women than men in the state o" lowa, and the state is also short o school teachers. HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM THE COMIC PAPERS. lMcnmtut Incident Oecnrrltijr tha World (vcr--ynjrliij that Arc Cheer ful to Old or Yotiiiu-l'untijr Selection that ICverjrbody Will Knjoy. "lie's quite n classical scholar, Isn't he'f" "Well, he's backward in reading He brew." "You don't say? I thought lie was particularly good at that." "So he is, but that's the way you have to read Hebrew." Philadelphia Press. All on lllm. Towne Yes. he certainly Is hi hard luck. Hrowno Well, ho has only himself to blame. Towne Of course, that's the biggest part of his hard luck. Philadelphia Press. OPEX PUBLICITY THE BEST GUXR7IXTY OF MERIT. When tho maker of a medicine, sold through druggists for family uso, takes his patients fully Into his conlidenco by frankly and fearlessly publishing broad cast as well as on its bottlo wrappers, a full list of all its Ingredients In plain Enyllsh, this action on his part Is the bfst possible evidence that ho Is not afraid to havo tho search light of Invos tlgation turned full upon ids formula and that it will bear tho fullest scrutiny and the most thorough Investigation. Dr. I'ieren's Favorito Proscription for tho euro of tho weaknesses, periodical pains and functional derangements of tho or gans distinctly feminluo, Is tho only mcdl ciuo put up for salo through druggists for woman's special use, tho maker of which Is not. afraid to tako his patients into his full conlidenco by such open and honot publicity. A glance at the published Ingredients on each bottle wrapper, will show that It Is made wholly from natlvo, American, medicinal roots, that it contains no poi sonous or habit-forming drugs, no nar cotics and no alcohol puro, triplo-rollned glycerine, of proper strength bolng used Instead of tho commonly employed alco hol, both for extracting and preserving thoactlvo medicinal properties found In tho roots of tho American forest plants employed. It Is tho only medicine for women's popular diseases, sold by drug gists, that dpos not contain a largo per centage of alcohol, which Is In tho long run so harmful to woman's delicate, nerv ous system. Now, clycorlno Is perfectly harmless, and Forvcs a valuablo purposo lossosstng Intrinsic valuo ail Its own. and besides it enhances tho curatlvo effect of tho other Ingredlonts entering till" fin miuiiiu i 1V1L lLIUIli Sotno of tho ablest medical wrltors and teachers endorso theso viotvs and pralso all tho several Ingredients of which "Fa vorite Prescription" Is composed reo ommoadlng them for the euro of tho very same diseases for which this world famed mcdlclno is advised. No other medicine for women has any such txro JessUmnl endorsement worth moro tnan any number of ordinary testimonials. If Interested, send name and address to Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for his itttlo book of extracts from tho works of omlnont medical writers and teachers, midorslng tbo sevoral Ingredients and tailing lust what Dr. PUrce'a medicines aro made of. I t's fret for tho asking. Tin A'orjr TltliiKN. La The Orator I auk you I ask you what two things are helping niunktm: to uet m in the world. The Sleepy Janitor The alarm clock and the atepluiMer. Ho Do Wo All. "There are some disadvantages In being a millionaire." "For instance?" "Well, millionaire aro continually gel ting letters threatening them with all sorts of uwful fates unless they immediately pny tho writers lurgo sums of money." "That's nothing. I got just such let ters every month." Cleveland Lender A Theory. "Why do they mako those orienta pipes with bowltj lis big as water pitchers?" asked tho inquisitive girl "Those," answered tho wise woman "are for men who havo promised that they will confine their smoking to one pipe after each meal." Washington Star. . Villi Iml. She (preparing for a ride) Do you think I ought to wear my veil? He Sure. Otherwiso the wind might blow your complexion off. Mutter or Ap-. Edith They say tho minister new assistant Is a confirmed woman hater. Mtiymc Indeed! I had no idea ho was us young as that. Truth rul Tliomitw. "Please, ma'am, could youso glmm Kumthin' t' eat?" queried Truthful Thomas. "I'm so hungry dat I could eat a house.'' "Tho idea!" exclaimed the kind lndy. "It would be impossible for any ono to eat a house." "Here's whore youse is wron ma'am," replied Truthful Thomas. "Git bl.zy an' cook me a porterhouse an1 I'll show youse." x (ofil nt A iinwcrt'il. lie Suppos" 1 should ask your fa ther If I could marry you do you think I'd stand any chance? She No; your enso would be hope less. He Why? Would ho say no? She Not that,, but ho would leava the decision to me. Fixing tho lllamo. Tom Cupid is responsible for an other merger. Jack Indeed! Tom Yes; tho marriage of young Poorniau and tho homely Miss Got rox. Jack Huh! I think cupidity is re. sponsible for that affair. AVcgclablc Preparation for As similating the Food andRctiuh llnrj thcStoronclts and Bowls or CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought IW. L. Douglas '3 & 3 SHOES 1 N. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Ulna cannot bo equalled ntany price. Promotes Digedtion.Cheerrul nessandRcst.Contnins neillicr Opmm.Morplunc nortincral. Tstot "Narcotic. CltrifUd Mia? A perfect Remedy forConslipn Tion, Sour Slontach, Diarrhoea Worms.Convulsions.Fcvcrislv ncss nnd Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signntureor ' NEW YORK. Bears the Signature A ( m Use EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. it For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TMI OCNTAUR aOMMNV. NCW VO CITY. p. ALL ' PIIIC . T V 711 t i ill II van x ii .'JUtYa'iaTO-? CAriTAtV 2.300.0 W. L. DOUGLAS MAKES & SELLS MORE MEM'S $lt.Ht) SHOES THAN ANY OTHER MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD. . M (1 nnfl ntWAOO to nyoni who cn 0lU,UUU dlsprovo thl italemmt. II I could Inke yon Into my three lame fnctnrlet t IJrockton, Mass.. niul show you the Inllnlti cure with which every pnlrol shoes Is made, yoil would reallxe wliy W. I.. DoiikIha $J.50 shoej cost moro to make, why they hold their shatwu lit hetter, wenr ionter, and are of (create; Intrinsic value than iiny other $.1.50 hoe. j W. L. Ootifjlua Stronn Mntla Shorn ton Man, 92.BO, SZ.Otf. Oo.Vb' School Drosm Shoes, $X.OO,$2, SI. 7 a. $1.6 CAUTION. Jnslut timn lmvlnn .I..lou xliooi. Tiko no subHUuto. on animllH without his niinie niul vrlmi tamud on lottotn. Fait Calnr Eurltts used: thru will not tvear 6ruiw NVrlto for llltutratod ('ntulou. W. I.. DOIMU.AS, Itrnnkton, Mmv W Sale Ten Million Boxes a Yean M 0mA "IE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDI0INE U BEST FOR THE BOWELS That Delightful Aid to Health! $axtme Toilet Antiseptic Whitens the teeth -purifie mouth aud breath cures nasal catarrh, sore throat, sore eyes, and by direct application cure all inflamed, ulcerated and , catarrhal conditions caused by , feminine ills. - , Paxtins possesses extraordinary cleansing, healing and germl c ual qualities unlike anything esc. At all druggists. 50 cents r.AROB TRIAL PAC1CA0B FRE3 Tho H. Paxton Co., Boston, Mast, S I Oat are. carried an mascots by Such n variety of races is re. pro - nnny of the large ocean greyhound, scnted by tho inhabitants of the Phil- riieso jieta aro well known to Globe ippines that tliirty one languages are rotters. spoken there. N. N. U. 1)21-13, YORK, NEBR There, nro only lf0 miles of railway in Paraguay. r.ADIKS -Semi 10c Mlver for valiiablo lnfor million, llox si-', Mlniicupdlls, Mltin. ;' Contrary to the general" belief; a eelebrated Kreneii clteniat nsaerW that, drinking water lo.Sjjuna .iwelglit instead of increasing it. ' There is only One Genuine-SyrUp Of FlgS, The Genuine is Manufactured by the California Fig SyrupCo. rTho full name of the company, Cullfornla Piff Syrup Co., li printed on the front of every package of the genuine. The Genuine- Syrup of Figs- is for Sale, in Original Packages Only, by Reliable Druggists Everywhere 1 11 lKnowing the above will enable one to avoid the fraudulent imita tions made by piratical concerns and sometimes offered by unreliable dealers. The imitations are known to act injuriously and should therefore be declined. Buy the'genuine always if you wish to get its beneficial effects; It cleanses the system gently yet effectually, dispels colds and headaches! when, bilious or '"constipated, prevents fevers and acts best 11 nn thr kidncysV liver, stomach and bowels, when a laxative" remedy is needed ' tuvii; vvuuii." uiwuiwun ATituiy ituiuuii iviiuw oi us ucnenciai effects from actual use and of their own personal knowledge , It is the) laxative remedy of the well-informed. Always buy the Genuine- Syrup of Figs MANUFACTURED BY THE . - flewYork. H,$4M A fit V jTVL Louisville , Ky. wuce rarer cents pj bottib PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Cefer hrta m4i brlgbter ni ftsttr colon HM aay otter dr. 0m lOe pickwe cMirt ll flftcri. They drc la cold water better Irm tay other tit. Yoa cm dn nyurcMat tttlhMt rlMlt mrt. WrIUforfrei kooklet-llow to Drt, Uticb mi UU Otort. MO ft HOE Bit WG CO.. XnionvUU. Mfjjouri