The fioetor's Wife BY MISS V. f.f.H-i--H--H-4,H"r-H"H- CHAPTER XIV. (Continued.) 1 "I nienn to. appropriate Mrs. Gilbert for the whole of this day," he said, cheerily; "and I shall Rive her n full account of Wnvcrly, looked upon from an archacloglcal, historical nntl iegen dary point of view. Never mind your flowers now, Holund; It's n very charm ing bouquet, but you don't suppose Mrs. Gilbert Is going to carry It about all day? Take It Into the lodge yonder, and auk them to put it In water; and in the evening, If yon'ro very wood, Mrs. Gil bert Hhall tnko it home to ornament her parlor at Graybrldge." The Kites were opened, and they went in; iBabel arm-in-arm with Mr. Hay mind. Roland placed himself presently on one side of Isabel; but Mr. Raymond was so very Instructive that all Mrs. Gil bert's attention wns taken up In the ef fort to understand his discourse, which wns very pleasant and lively, in spite of Its instructive nature. It was a very pleasant morning alto gether. There was a strangely mingled feeling of dissatisfaction ninl annoyance In Roland Lansdcll's mind, as he stroll ed beside Isabel, and listened, or appear ed to listen, to Mr. Raymond's talk. He would like to have had Isabel's little hand lying lightly on his arm; he would like to have those wondering black eyes lifted to his face; he would like her to have heard the romantic legends belong ing to the ruined walls and rootless ban quet chambers from liiin. And yet, per haps, it was better as It was. lie was going away very soon, and It was bet ter not to lull himself in soft delights that were so soon to be taken away from his barren life. Yes, his barren life. He had come to think of his fate with bitter repining, and to look upon him nelf as, somehow or other, cruelly 111 used by Providence. The sun was low when they left the ruins of the feast. The moon had risen, bo pale as to bo scarcely distinguishable from a faint summer cloud high up in the clear opal heaven. Mr. Raymond took Isabel up by a winding staircase to the top of a high turret, beneath which spread green meads and slopes of ver dure, where once hnd been a lake. Ro land went with them, of course, and snt looking out at the still night. Soon the voice of George Gilbert sounded from below, deeply sonorous among the wall and towers, cat.lng to Isabel. "I must go," she said. "I dare say the fly Is ready to take us back. Good night, Mr. Raymond; good night, Mr. Lansdell." "But I nm going down with you to the gate." said Roland; "do you think we could let you go down those slippery stairs by yourself, to fall and break your neck, and haunt the tower by moonlight forever afterward, a pale ghost in shad owy muslin drapery? Here's Mr. Gil bert," he added, as the top of George's hat made itself visible upon the wind lug staircase; "but I'm sure 1 know the turret better than he does, and I shall take you under my care." He took her hand as he spoke, and led her down the dangerous winding way . as carefully and tenderly 'as If she had been a littlu child. Her hand did not tremble us It rested in his; but something llko a mysterious winged creature tha had long been imprisoned In her breast seemed to break Its bonds all at once, and lloat away from her toward him She thought it was her long-Imprisoned s.oul, perhaps, that so left her, to be come a part of his. If that slow down ward journey could have laBted forever! But the descent did not last very long, careful as Roland was of every step; and there was the top of George's hat bob bing about in the moonlight all the time. "Remember to-morrow," Mr. Lnnsdell said, generally, to the Graybrldge party , ns they took their seats. "I shall ox peet you as soon as the afternoon service is over. I know you are regular church goers nt Graybrldge. Couldn't you come to Mordred for the afternoon service, by the bye 7 the church is well worth see ing." There was a little discussion; and It was .finally agreed that Mr. and Mrs. Gcorgo Gilbert and Sigismund should go to Mordred church on tho following uf . tcrnoon. Mr. Lnnsdell and Mr. Raymond walk ed along tho lonely road under the shadow of the castle wall, and for some minutes neither of them spoke. Mr. Ray mond was rather puzzled how to com incnco the conversation; when he did be Kin. ho began very abruptly, tuning what one might venture to call a conversation al header. "Roland," he said, "this won't do." "What won't do 7" asked Mr. Lnns dell coolly. "Of course, I don't set up for being your mentor," returned Mr. Rnyniond, "or for having any right to lecture you, or dictate to you. Tho tie of kinsman- ship between us is n very slight one; as far ns that goes, neuvon Knows mat i could scarcely love you better than I do If I wero your fattier, nut you are doing mischief; you are turning this silly fflrl's bead. It is no kindness to lend her books; it is no kindness to Invite her to Mordred, and to bIiow her brief glimpses of a life that never can be hers. If you want to do a good deed, and to elevate her life out of its 'present dead level, mako her your almoner, and give her n hundred a year to distribute amongst her husband's poor patient. The weak, unhappy child Is perishing for want of some duty to perforin upon this earth, some necessary task to Keep Her busy from day to day, and to wake a E. BRADDOM ink between her husband nnd herself. Roland, I do believe that you are as good and generous-minded a fellow as ever an old bachelor was proud of. My dear )oy, let nio feel prouder of you than I have ever felt yet. Leave to-morrow morning. It will be easy to Invent some excuse for going. Go to-morrow, Ho- and." "I will," answered Mr. Lansdell, after a br.'ef pause. "I will go, Raymond," lie repeated, holding out his hand and clasp- ng that of his friend. "I suppose I have been going a little astray lately; but I only wanted the voice of a true-hearted fellow like you to call me back to the straight rjud. I shall leave to-morrow, Raymond, and It may be a very long time before you see me back again." The watchdog's honest bark or rather the bark of Feveral wntchdog made the night clamorous presently, when Mr. Lnnsdell drew rein before the porch; but there was no eye to mark his coming, and be brighter when he came; unless, In deed. It was the eye of his valet. "iou may set to work at once with my portmanteaus, Jndis," he said, when ic met his servant in the hall. "I must eave Mordred to-morrow morning in time for the 7 o'clock express from Wamcliffe. You can go to bed when you've finished packing. I've some let ters to write, and shall be late." The letters which he had to write turned out to be only one letter, or, rath er, n dozen variations upon tho same theme, which he tore up, one after an other, almost as soon as they were writ ten. He was not wont to be so fastidi ous in the wording of his en sties, but to-night he could not be satisfied with what he wrote. He wrote to Mrs. Gil bert, yes, to her! Why should he not write to her when he was going away to-morroW morning when he was going to offer up that vague, bright dream which had lately beguiled him, a willing sacrifice, on the altar of duty and honor? "Dear Mrs. Gilbert I much regret that circumstances which only came to my knowledge after your party left last night, will compel me to leave Mordred early to-morrow morning. I am, there fore, compelled; to forego the pleasuro which I anticipated from our friendly lit tle dinner to-morrow evening; but pray assure Smith that the Priory Is entirely at his dispoeal whenever he likes to come here. "I hope you will convey to Mr. Gil bert my warmest thanks, with the ac companying cheek, for the kindness and skill which have endeared Jiltn to my cottagers. I shall be very glad if he will continue to look after them, and I will arrange for the carrying out of any sanitary improvements lie may suggest to Hodgson, my steward. "The library will be always prepared for you whenever you feel Inclined to read and study there, and the contents of tho shelved will be entirely at the service of yourself nnd Mr. Gilbert. "With regards, to your husband, nnd all friendly whiles for Smith's prosper ity nnd success, I remain, dear Mrs. Gil bert, very truly yours, "ROLAND LANSDELL." CHAPTER XV. Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert went to church arm-in-arm, as usual, on the morning after the picnic; Sigismund stayed at home to sketch. The day was very tine a real summer day, with a blazing sun and a cloudless blue sky. The sunshine seemed llko a good omen, Mrs. Gilbert thought, as she dressed herself in the white muslin robe that she was to wear at Mordred. She was thinking of the wonderful hap piness thnt lay before her an evening among pictures nnd hothouse flowers nnd ninrblo busts nnd trailing silken curtains, and with glimpses of a moonlit expanse of lawn1 and shrubbery glancing through every open window, when a bell rang loud nnd shrill In her ear, and looking round suddenly, she saw a .man In liv ery standing outside the garden gate. flic doctor's wife turned the key In tho lock and opened the gate; but the man only wanted to deliver a letter. "From Mr. Lnnsdell. ma'am." he said. She read It very hurriedly twice, and then all at once comprehended that Ro land was going away for some years forever it was all the same tiling; and that she would never, never, never, never the word seemed to repeat itself in her brain like the dreadful clanging of a bell never see him again! She knew that Sigismund was looking nt her, and asking her some question nbout the contents of the letter. "What did Lnnsdell say? was it a put-off, or what?" Mr. Smith demanded; but Isabel did not answer him. She handed him the open letter, nnd then, suddenly turn ing from him, ran into the house, up stairs Into her room. Site locked tho door, Hung herself face downward upon the bed, and wept as a woman weeps in the first great, agony of her life. The sound of those passionate sobs was stilled by the pillows amidst which her face was buried, but the anguish of them shook her from head to foot. It was very wicked to have thought of him so much, to have loved him so dearly. The pun ishment of her sin came to her nil nt once, nnd was very bitter. Mr. Gilbert went upstaris, by and by, nnd finding the door of her chamber locked, knocked on tho panel, and asked Isabel If she did not menu to go to church. But she told him she hnd a dreadful headache, and wanted to stay at home. Mrs. Gilbert got up by and by, when the western sky was all one lurid glow of light and color. She got up because there was little peace for n weary spirit In that chamber, to the door of which some considerate creature came every half hour or so to ask Isabel if her head wan any better by this time, if she would have a cup of tea, if sho would come downstairs and lie on the sofa, and to torment her with muuy other thought ful inquiries of the like nature. She was not to be alone ,wltli her great sor row, Sooner or later she must go out and begin life again, and face the blank world In which he -was not. Better, since It must be so, that she should begin her dreary task at once. She bathed her face and head, she plaited her long black hair before the little glass, behind which the lurid skies glared redly at her. Ah, how often in the sunny morning she had stood before that shabby, old-fashioned glass thinking of him, nnd the chance of meeting liim beside the mill stream, under tho flickering slindows of the oak leaves at Thurston Crag! And now it was ail over, and she would never, never, never, never see him again. She went downstairs by and by, in the dusk, with her face as white as the tum bled muslin that hung about her in limp and llabby folds. She went down Into the little parlor, where George and Sigis tnund were waiting for tea. She told them that her head was bet ter; and then began to make the tea, scooping up vague quantities of Congo and gunpowder with the little silver scallop-shell which hnd belonged to Mrs. Gilbert's grandmother. "Hut you've been crying, Izzie!" George exclaimed, presently, for Mrs. Gilbert's ey?lids looked red and swollen in the light of the candles. "Yes, my head was so bad it made me cry; but please don't ask me any more about it," Isabel pleaded, pitcously. "1 suppose it was the n picnic" she nearly broke down upon the word, re membering how good he hnd been to her all through that happy day "yesterday that made me ill." "I dare say it was that lobster salad," Mr. Gilbert answered briskly. "I ought to have told you not to eat it." Sigismund Smith watches his hostess with a grave countenance, while she poured out the tea and hnnded the cups right and left. Poor Isabel managed It all with tolerable steadiness; and then, when the miserable task was over, she snt by the window alone, staring blankly out at the dusty shrubs distinct in tho moonlight. CHAPTER XVI. All through the autumnal months, all through the dreary winter, George Gil bert's wife endured her existence, and hated it. The days were all .alike, all "dark, and cold, nnd dreary," and her life was "dark, and cold, and drenry," like the days. Mrs. Gilbert did not forget thnt pass age in Roland Lansdcll's letter, in which he had placed the Mordred library at her disposal. The first visit to Mordred made the doctor's wife very unhappy. Was it not a reopening of all the old wounds? Hav ing broken the Ice, however, she went very often to the Priory; and on one or two occasions even condescended to take an early cup of tea with Mrs. Warman, the housekeeper. One day in March, one bleak day, when the big fires in the rooms nt Mord red seemed especially comfortable, Mrs. Gilbert carried her books into an inner apartment, half boudoir, half drawing room, at the end of a long suite of splen did chambers. She took off her bonnet and shawl, and smoothed her dark hair before the glass. She had altered a lit tie since the autumn, nnd the face that looked out at her to-day was thinner and older than that passionato tenr-blot- tetl face which she had seen In the glass on the night of Roland Landsell's dcpnrt ure. Her sorrow had not been the less real because It was weak and childish, nnd hnd told considerably upon her np pearance. But she was getting over it. She was almost sorry to think it wns so, She was almost grieved to find that her grief was less keen than it had been six months ago, nnd thnt the splendor of Roland Lansdcll's image was perhaps a trifle faded. The Priory clocks struck three sue ceedlng hours, but Mrs. Gilbert snt in the same attitude, thinking of Roland Lnnsdell. The thought of going homo nnd facing her dally life again wns un utternniy paint ill to nor. Unce inoro Isabel Gilbert flonted away upon tho wings of sentiment nnd fancy, into that unreal region where the young squire of Mordred reigned supreme, beautiful as a prince in a fairy tale, grand as a demi god in some classic legend. The French clock on the mantel-piece chimed the half hour after four, and Mrs. Gilbert looked up nroused for a moment from her reverie. "Half past four," she thought; "it will be dark at six, and I have a long walk home." She paused suddenly. The door of tho boudoir was ajar; all the other doors In the long range of rooms were open, and she heard footsteps coming rapidly to ward her; a man s footstep! Her heart beat violently, her hands clasped, her lips apart and tremulous, And In the next moment tho step was close to the threshold, tho door was pushed open, and she was face to faco with Roland Lnnsdell Roland Lnnsdell, whom she never thought to see ngaln upon this earth! Roland Lansdell, whose face had looked at her in her dreams by day and night any time within these last six months! "Isabel Mrs. Gilbert!" he said, hold jug out both his hands, and taking Iiltb, which were as cold ns death. She tried to speak, but no sound came from her tremulous, hps. She could ut ter no word of welcome to this restless wanderer, but stood before him breath less mid trembling. Mr. Lnnsdell drew a chair toward her, and made her sit down. (To bo continued.) GOOD ShortQ tor ies i KKfMl l t 1 I H I 1 1H II H If Nelson wns not nn author he nt least enriched tho language with one (rent, though diversely reported, phrase. He wns one day talking to Mrs. Swinburne, of Hnmsterly, nnd the conversation turned on Frenchmen. "I never see n Frenclnnnn, Mrs. Swin burne," said Nelson, "without shiver ing from head to foot." A colored undertaker was requested to embalm the body of n colored man. The wife of the deceased asked what the cost would be. He named Ills usunl charge, to which she quickly replied: I think that's too much." "But It is the regular fee," protested the under taker. "That mny be," nssented the widow, "but this ain't a regular corpse. My husbnnd hnd n wooden leg." A red-headed man one night raked up enough courage to propose to a girl with whom he was very deeply and sin cerely in love. She replied to his suit n u sad voice: "I'm very sorry, George, but I could never marry any one with rod hair." "That is nothing," said her suitor, "my barber tells me that at the rate my hair is falling out I'll be completely bald in two years." Bishop Bloomlleld, of England, dis covered one day, ns he entered the pul pit, he had forgotten the manuscript of his sermon. He was obliged to preach extempore, taking for Ills theme the existence of God. As he walked home he overtook one of his congregation, whose opinion of the sermon he in vited. "Well, It were a very good ser mon," was the reply, "but I don't agree wi' it. I believe there is a God." The number of Joneses In Wales is illustrated by a story told of a certain Oxford college, much resorted to by Welshmen. A man from another col- lego went Into its "quad" in search of a friend, and called "Jones!" All the windows looking on the "quad" Hew open. "I want .lotin .Jones, said tne man. Half the windows closed. "I mean the John Jones who has got a toothbrush." All the windows closed but one. A Christian Brahmin wns preaching the gospel in the Dei-can, when a Hin doo in the congregation began vehe mently to contradict. In good Oriental fashion the sermon was Immediately suspended, and the disputants retired to a garden to settle the point at their leisure. The substance of the debate was this: "You declare God to bo in finite," said the Hindoo. "Yes." "What Is the meaning of infinite?" "It means limitless." "And what part of speecn Is good?" "Good Is nn adjective." "And what Is the grammatical func tion of nn adjective?" "To limit a noun." "How then do you npply nn adjective to God, calling Him good, and thus limiting the limitless?" In the early days, when the people sent their wisest men to make the pub 'lie laws, a mnn of peculiar traits, but of sterling worth, was sent to the State Legislature from a small Eastern town. He wore an old-fashioned rustic costume, which was sadly out of place in tho legislative hall, where some of the fastidious statesmen vied with each other In the correctness of their attire. Soon after Ills arrival one of the representatives called out to him: Hnve you no smarter men than you to send to the Legislature from your district?" Tho man smiled Innocently, as he replied: "There's a heap o smarter men up my way, but the devil of it is they hain't got no clothes good enough to wear down here." POPULAR BELIEFS. iKIIOI-IIIIt'C UN to the I.imv In Ever)-OoL-lirrenecM. day It Is an American predilection to be lleve the outre nnd freakish stories that are based solely on hearsay testl mony nnd to reject often the com monplace matters of fact. A list of the cheerful lies that are commonly believed would Jill a volume. Only i few of them are given below: How often have you been infllctci' with the story of the man who was overpaid when cashing a check at the bank, and the cashier telling him that no mistakes would be corrected after the customer left the window? Ac cording to the story, the cashier laid flown the mandate before he knew the mistake was in his favor. It makes an excellent yarn, but diligent search dls doses that It never had any fotinda lion in fact. Banks have no such rule, If a customer is underpaid or overpah the mistake will appear when the bal unce is struck at the end of the day's business, nnd tho error will be cheer fully rectified. But the majority of tin public believes tho iletitlous story of "how the fellow got tho best of the bunk" simply because It is n good story uhd they like to believe It Probably the most common error on the part of the public is the belief tha when a dead body Is found no one lias i -right to touch or move the remain 'until the coi-onef comos.'v There never was uuy buui law, la not now mul probably never Trill be. Tho cltl7.cn. who is of an Inquiring turn of inlnfj has n perfect right to examine dead bodies he runs across in the course, of his travels, to move the remains and even search the pockets of the de censed, provided, of course, that ills motives are honest. That is all that la necessary. There is nlso n prevalent belief that a note signed or contract entered into on Sunday is void and thnt either par ty can plead the fact of Uie sacred day to get. out of ii hnd bargain. This la not true. If a man enters Into u con tract or signs a note on Sunday he is legally bound and can have no de fenses that he would not have if tho transaction had occurred In the mid dle of the week. "I had my back against my owu. house when I struck this man," says the defendant hi police court. He be lieves that ills proximity to his castle gives him more rights than lie would have If lie were In the street. Tltla belief has been tho cause of much can tankerous litigation, and It has ever re sulted In the ruling that a man has a Ight to defend himself in a reasonable manner if he Is attacked, whatever may be his geographical position, and the incidental contiguity of ills homo cuts no ice" in the case. Doctors agree that tho public Is wrong in the popular conception that burglars sometimes chloroform the In mates of a house before committing a obbery. The usual story Js that tho naesthetlc was squirted into the sleep ug room through keyholes. A Kansas City surgeon who has had occasion to administer chloroform or ether 500 times says thnt chloroform adminis tered In this manner would put a quietus on the burglar, as well as tho Inmates of a home. Physicians havo tried many times to administer chloro form to sleeping persons, and have met with very poor results. The llrst effect of an unnestlietic Is not to lull to In sensibility, but to arouse all the men tal and physical vigor of the person to whom It is given. Tlie public has great confidence in the magic No. l, and without nny rea sonable basis for the belief. It is com monly believed that if a drowning per son sinks for a third time he is gono for good and all. The facts contradict tills. Many persons die on the first sinking, and If one has the strength and the vitality to rise to the surface of the water twice it furnishes an ex cellent presumption that he will bo able to do so again. In nn eddy or apldly-nioving waters people havo sunk from sight a half dozen times and lived to tell the experience to their grnndchlldren. Then there Is the third congestive chill, commonly believed to be fatal. Most people who die from this causo succumb to the llrst or second attack. If a man succeeds In weathering two of them the odds are In favor of his coming out victor in the third. Almost every community possesses a citizen who boasts the fact that he lias a sil ver plate in his skull. Surgeons say that very few attempts were ever made at such an operation, and nil of" them wero failures. There does not exist a man who has n sliver plate In his skull, although many men honest ly believe thnt they are carrying thltf species of paraphernalia in their crani utns. The bone of the skull cannot live and he healthy in tho presence of a foreign body. It is said by surgeons to be a physical Impossibility, but this serves in no way to overcome the com mon and erroneous belief. The medical fraternity has another false belief to combat in cases of "shingles." The disease consists of a skin eruption always following affect ed nerves, and commonly appearing on the body. It Is a very common belief that If the "shingles" completely sur round the body and strike a meeting point the patient will die instantly. The belief Is untrue. Kansas City Journal. No Smoke For llliu. There Is n clever young physician in Philadelphia who has never been able to smoke a cigar. "Just ono poisons me," says the youthful doctor. Recently the doctor was Invited to a large dinner party given by a New York friend. At the conclusion of tho repast, when the women iiad left tho table, cigars were accepted by all tho men except the physician from Phil adolphla. Seeing his friend refuse tho cigar, tho host in astonishment ex claimed: "What, not smoking? Why, my dear fellow, you lose half your dinner!" "Yes, I know I do," meekly replied the doctor, "but If I smoked, I would lose tlie whole of It!" loh it Ilny'w Humor. It is said that the late John Ha.y was once the subject of a cane presen tation, and stood while tho spokesman of the donors made a speech that ran Into an elaborate oration. A friend afterward commented to tho diplomatist on the length of the. speech. "Yes," replied Hay, "ho didn't want me to have the cane till I really need ed it." ' Never Judge a woman's beauty by her make-up.