Nemaha Advertiser
W. W. SAND'ns, Publisher
Nemaha, - - Nebraska
No woman is . . .r.io wears shoot
largo enough for her.
(jliecrfiilnoiis is the rubber tire on
life's vehicle. It breaks tho jol'
whenever prudence and Indudstrj
have been unable to remove the
itones from the road.
HOUSE WILL FIGHT.
LOWER BRANCH TIRED OF SEN
ATE DOMINATION.
Remember ago commands re?pcct
Df youth, and even in the bustle ol
the twentieth century a lady nlwayi
makes way for her superior in years.
For embittering life, for destroy
tng llie moat saereu relationships,
for devastaing homes in short, foi
Sheer gratuitous inisery-produoiut
No llnva Sniolito There.
Frederick Starr, professor of an thro
ology oi the University of Chicago,
vns about to sot off on his two year'
flsit to Africa.
"You ait going over there to study
Oil pigmies, aren't you?" ho wan
asked.
"iMinf fiw It inilv nartlallv cor
rect" Prof. Starr answdred, "for I am power, evil temper stands alone.
going to study other things, too." Kiohard Strauss' production of an
He smiled and went on: opera founded on Oscar Wilde's
i ..... 0 ... trftnlli,. . . . .
-you remind mo cm a mini "Sa omii" is a mus ca sensation in
tallwl at a house which the stork had ounml,yf nnti j9 the cause of a
ireach between tho composer and
ut visit ml
'"Is It a
man.
" 'Guess,' said
boy or a girl?' said tills
the father.
" 'A boy,' said the man.
"'You are only half right,' tho fath
ir ausWfred with a sigh."
JV Wander.
"You don't call on Miss Qulblca any
wore."
"No, L don't. I found she was alto
ether too anxious to chango that
liieer name of hew." Cleveland
I'laln Dealer.
Her 'MioiikIiMcnh Mother.
"Jane says she will never forgive
her mother for marrying again."
"And why not?"
"HceauHe her stepfather can't help
flvlng her age away. Everybody
knows he Isn't as old aa alio Is."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
So ITiillUo 111 Ilitiilc.
Newltt Yes, he's getting out -ti
book of his poems, ('alls the thing
Autumn Leaves," I bellevo.
Crlttlck You don't say?
Newltt Yes, rather commonplace,
lou't you think?
Crlttlck Yes, and very lnnppropri
ite. Autumn leaves are frequently
red! Philadelphia Press.
Hiier.-t HIoiin.
"Mother, what sort of a sign is It
ivhen you dream that you are mar
ried?"
"They say that dreams go by con
traries, my dear."
"Mother, Pll be afraid to goto sleep
cow." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
It All Depend.
"Hut," Bald the political boss, "do
rou think your friend Hlank can 1111
the ofllce In a satisfactory manner?"
"Well," replied the business man,
"It depends altogether on the size of
the otllce. Hlank weighs 1100 pounds."
Kaiser Wllhelm.
If a man is determined to make n
noise in the world, he is sure to en
counter abuse and ridicule, as he who
gallops furiously through a village
must reckon on being followed bj
the curs in lull cry.
A New tlelnic.
Shepard, III., Jan. 8th (Spcclnl)
Mrs. Sarah E. Howe, who Is residing
here, huts she feels like "A New Be
ing." although she la In her flfty-sev-
nith year. Why? Because she baa
taken Uodd's Kidney Pills, that well
known tnvdlclno that has put new Ufa
Into old bodies, and has come as a
(Sod-send Into homes of sorrow and
suffering, She says:
No one knows what awful torturo
I suffered with Khonniatlsm nnd Kid-
aey Trouble, until I got cured by
Dodd's Kidney Pill. This grand
remedy drove tlw Rheumatism out of
tny body, notlilug else ever did mo
any good. Dodd's Kidney Pills are
tvorth one hundred times their price,
(or they have made me, though I nin
fifty-sown years old. a new being.
I am la better shape now than I have
Dcon for many years and I owe it till
to Dodd's Kidney Pills."
Will Iml.llif tliu Spirit of SpcnUcr
Cannon, Tnwiiey ami JleplMirii,
Lender Who Are Old In Meinhcr
Hhlp ImiI .Niv In I n II li unci:.
Washington rorrcsiiomlcnci!'.
irpHIS Is to be a
II lighting Congress,
according to those
who are watching
conditions closely
In V a s h 1 n gton.
The strong men
of both Senate and
House will havo
their hands full.
In tho House of
sentatlves
men of
the Cannon re-
ym gune uio cuiiiiiih
forward more con
' spleuously t h a n
ever nnd -will have
an Important part In the lighting. They
will divide honors with the older lead
ers, who, because of their long tenure
in high places, are sometimes disre
spectfully called the "dowagers" of
the House. In this class are such
men as tlrosvenor, Payne, Hlnghatn,
Dalzell, Hltt and several others. They
will be leading spirits In the present
House, but not so much the whole
bIiow as in several previous sessions.
'Col. lete" Heiitnirii.
Most prominent of the men whom
Speaker Cannon brings forward Is W.
mmwi
mm
fflpH epro.
V"3wv3L the new
Is Inevitable partly because he Is nat
urally a lighter and partly because ho
has had so wide and broad legislative
experience, and has such backing of
good judgment and common sense that
he will be drafted whenever there is
to bo anything of Importance doing.
A Illaokatnltli SlnleMiiiii.il.
"The Blacksmith Statesman" would
not be an inappropriate title for
James A. Tawney, of Minnesota, who
Is to bo a conspicuous House leader.
He Is chairman of the Committee on
Appropriations, which Is the position
formerly held by Speaker Cannon and
also by V. S. Holman, of Indiana, and
the holder of which Is generally called
"the watchdog of the treasury." He is
intimately acquainted with all the
members of the House, for he has been
for years tho party "whip" and has
also had charge of the speakers In
Congressional campaigns. He is a
Pennsylvanlan by birth, 00 years old,
and served a long apprenticeship In
his father's blacksmith shop. Later he
followed the machinist's trade for
many years, going to Winona, Minn.,
when he was 22 and following his oc
cupation there of blacksmith and ma-
AWFUL ITCHING OH SOALP.
Hair finally Had to 3s Cut to Sati
Any Scalp Now In Good Con
ditionCured by Cuticura.
"I used tho Cuticura Soap and 01nt
ment for a diseased scalp, dandruff,
and constant falling of hair. Finally 1
had to cut my hair to save any at all,
Just at that time I read about the Cuti
cura Remedies. Ouco every week t
shampooed my hair with the Cuticura
Soap, and I used the Ointment twice n
week. In two months' tlmo my hair
was long enough to do up in French
twist. That Is now five years ago. and
I have a lovely head of hair. Tha
length Is six Inches below my waist
line, my scalp Is In very good ccV
tlon, and no more dandruff or ltdmug
of the scalp. I used other remedies
that were recommended to rue as good,
but with no results. Mrs. W. F. Grloas,
Clay Center, Neb., Oct. 23. 11)05."
The production of gold in tha
United States during 1901 amounted
to 3,010,729 fine ounces, valued at
$80,835,0-18. This represents au
increase of $l213,9-18 over the pro
duction of 1G03. After a period ol
chlnlst. Seeing In the new country op- very rapid advancements in the gold
portunlties for lawyers he studied nrnllllf.tiAll frnm icoo to ipm durinu
Hlackstone after pounding all day on ... nti . PIinart frnm 4;wnno.no(l
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Ho Lost.
The world is too apt to have a con
fused idea uf happiness, success, and
dollars.
The people who. look for trouble
Sim always be depended on to lind
fiUllt.
A silver dollar of 1803, with filled
head, and on the reverse a largo
eagle, is worth $1.10.
The kangaroo, which is noted foi
its enormous appetite, is able to ea'
as much grass as six sheep.
' A tvrttunn Itl-nu cmiiii. nnliln limSnt.
.il ..v. ...... ....X hi till lx . . v w . , a.v.fw.
able man to be thoughtful of her,
kind and considerate of her welfare.
Do you lag through a task instead
of attacking it with all tho steam ot
and pushing it through briskly?
Life is short only four letters in
ti MM....... ...... ..I,.-.. ..I' ia ii "li.i1'
II.. X II' UvJ lllitll tvilii in 11 -j 14 ww
and half nf it an "it".
. n
hii:akkk CANNON.
P. Hepburn, of Iowa, usually canon
'Col. Pete." He has had au Interest
ing career, lor no is not a young uiau
. ... . i...
nor even a new man in i. ougrc-st, ui
lug new only In commanding inllu-
oni'o. Oi two subiccts Hepburn Is
th Ktronimst antl In the House. He
MllllU , 1 1 1 vis i; j; i v jk wuv iMi.vuiM w .... .-7
together with a lino brisk rubbing
give you
The Twin Yesslr, wo played hook-
sy to-day, an' mo brudder an' mo
matched a penny to see whlch'll tako
oth lickln's. He lost!
Direct Information.
Neighbors 1 say, Slotioy, when nro
fou going to move?
SJoboy Why, I have no intention' of
moving, What put that Idea Into your
lead?
Neighbors Your landlord.
Mclon-rliol j- Dnyh,
"Hello, old chap," remarked the cab-
lage, "you're looking good."
"Yes," rejoined the watermelon, "but
Tin feeling rather seedy Just tin
lame."
.vitli a coarse towel will
l heap of selfrespect.
Misfortune is a tide tnat sweepi
small souls under and drowns litth
minds, and bears ureat and brave
ones on to noble and
heights.
Itesolvo not to run for ofllce unlesi
circumstances including poverty.
idleness and loss of self-respect-
compel you to make the desperatf
venture.
In Japan fish is an important
article of diet. It is the law tlia
thev must be sold alive: they an
therefore peddled thruogh the street
in tanks.
INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION.
How Kuoil llcailiHl Off the lusluloin
to $79,171,000 took place, there fol
lowed two years of nearly stationary
output and one yearr 1903, of very
decided decrease. It is, therefore,
very gratifying to lind that the pro
duction has risen again witli a bound
to record liiruros, tho lamest prev
ious output
$80,000,000.
in 1902, amouning tc
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES-
ItchliiK, Blind, Bleed Ine Protruding l'lles.
Dr.iKKlsts Are nutliorztul to rt'ftiuil money t
l'A.O OINTMENT Xalls to cure In 6 to 14
duyu. COc.
Iron and steel and at the age of U7
was admitted to the bar. He took a
course later In the law school of Wis
consin University. In 1890 he was
elected State Senator In Minnesota,
two years later was sent to Congress
and has been there ever since.
The lights which the House will car
ry on against tho Senate will be more
bitter and will undoubtedly win more
of victory than has been the case In
the past. This is duo to the attitude ot
Speaker Cannon. He won out against
the Senate luSt session In the matter
of Statehood legislation. He also won
out in a number of other particulars
which, because of the graceful acquies
cence of the Senate, did not attract
the same amount of attention. Mr.
Cannon Is the sworn enemy of tho
Senate. lie has made that clear. Just
before ho was elected Speaker of the
House he took the lloor one day and
delivered a denunciation of the Senato
methods and tho manner in which tho
House had repeatedly given up to tho
Senate that attracted national and
even International attention. He plain
ly threw down the gauntlet. He said
in effect that the House had always
rlvoii down tn Kiwmto nivui' and
that he was tired of the method that ,n Principle ramer man in resolution
prevailed of the House being the body A letter of introduction should be
that always had to yield. For one ho given to the bearer unsealed.
was up in arms against tue system ami In society uevor forget that you
iiopcu 10 sco a eim. so outspoKeu unu apri nf .,, .
nlnln w-iik Mi. C'limimi flint- mnmhrvra
.even tne ienow who is ins own
Consistency is a jewel that has na
value at the pawnbroker's.
' Too many ancestors may be as fata
as too many cooks.
Prejudice roosts on a perch from
which facts are barred.
1
It is well to remember that all thol
good excuses have already been made.
silver quarter dollar of 1827, with
fillet head, is quoted as worth $50
A wo-uan likes to be truly loved
and to be told so.
The foundation of good conduct is
of the Senate, Including Hale, Spooner
and Allison, felt called upon to reply
to what Mr. Cannon said.
It Is a popular and well-founded bo
best friend, cant' get along very well
..S.l ... .. .11 . ..VI
YlLIIUUb a ICW ULUU13.
Do you put off until 9:30
o'clock
lief that the Senate really shapes out the things that might just as well bo
and nnlslies and completes the leglsla- fj,one at 9?
tion of tho Congress and makes It tight
and so It will hold water and resist
the strain put upon It by the courts.
Heal ThliiHT.
DIggs I actually ran across an In
telligent poem In Blank's magazine
Ills morning.
Hlggs Indeed!
DIggs Yes; It was a rhyming soap
id.
Ilvailutl OA'
IJInciimu.
Convenient.
"Do you believe In premonitions?"
"Yes."
"I had a premonition that you were
(olng to lend me ?"."
"I only believe my own prcinonl
ions. I had a premonition I wasn't."
Chicago Journal.
Cheerful I'riiNiiectn.
"How's things with that mining
jompany In which 1 purchased stock
11st spring?" asked the timid Investor.
Flourishing," answered the promot
tr. "We have sold every share of our
itoek."
"Then why are you still atTvertlslnfj
dock for sale?" queried tho t. I.
"Oh," explained the promoter,
ire having a lot more printed."
w
til-cat Advantage.
"Say, old pal," remarked the long
bul red hard as he bit the point of hit
encll, "what rhymes with umbrella ?"
,vToo niui'ii for mo," replied hit
friend, "but why hhould you want te
tin vv a pocji) on anything ho unpootl
Nil as an umbrella?"
""Heeause 1 know It will never i
feturned."
The happy wife of a
loned Michigan fanner suys:
"In the spring of 1902 I was taker
Kick a iruiiei'iil breaking down, ai
It were. I was excessively nervous
could not steep well at night, my food
seemed to do 1110 no good, and I wai
bo weak I could scarcely walk acrosi
the room.
"The doctor said my condition wai
due to overwork and close coiillneineiu
and that he very much feared that con
sumption would set In. For swera1
months I took one kind of medicine af
ter another, but with no good effect-
In fact, I seemed to grow worse
"Then 1 determined to quit all medl
clues, glj up coffee and see what
Grape-Nuts food would do for me. I
began to cat drape-Nuts with sugal
and cream and bread and butter threi
times a day.
"The effect was surprising! I begai
to gain Mesh and strength forthwith
my iwrves quieted down and grew nor
mally steady and sound, sweet sleei
came back to me. In six weeks' tlnu
I discharged tho hired girl and com
nienced to tlo my own housework foi
a family of six. This wiia two yean
ago, and I am doing It still, and enjoj
It." Naiuo given by Postum Co., Bat
tie Creek, Mich.
There's a reason. Read the lltth
book, "The Koad toWellvllle." In pkgs
Is against civil service and against
river and harbor appropriations. Per
bans his views on the former are
based on observation made during his
Hlt-'l('0 IIS solicitor of the treasury. In
h Harrison administration. Ills con
deninatlon of river and harbor appro-
generoui pi-iutlons does not hurt him in the esti
mation of his constituents, because
there Is no navigation In his district.
Hepburn was born at Wellsvllle,
Ohio, In 1S3.", and was taken to Iowa,
then a territory, in 18-11. He was edu
cated in the public schools of the ter
ritory and in a printing ofllce. 'I hen
he studied law. Ho was admitted to
practU-e In IS."-!. He served as cap
tain, major and lieutenant colonel In
the Second Iowa Cavalry during the
Civil War. Ho Is 72 years old, and
this Is the tenth Congress or which he
has been a member. For two or three
years lie did not speak to Mr. Cannon,
and It Is perhaps true that there is still
no love lost between them. In spite
of this, each respects the ability and
position of the other. There Is not an
other such lighter In 'either house of
the Congress as Colonel Pete. Ho has
a command of Irony and sarcasm and
can use it so bitterly and effectively
joined with ridicule that many a brave
floor tighter quails before mm. Mr.
Cannon deliberated when ho became
Bpeaker of the House. For months he
and Colonel Hepburn had not been
rood old-fash
A UI.AC1CS.M1TII STATI'.SSIAX.
friends. He made up his mind that It
was better to have such a man with
him than against him, and so he con
sontod to a reconciliation, which was
was eagerly arranged by mutua
friends. Hepburn Is chairman of the
Committee on Interstate Commerce
and lu that position will havo charge
of the administration railroad rate reg
illation legislation. He will mix up lu
very other tight of Importance. This
was a ritiNTKU 5 Tii:vir
Hut the members
loath to admit it.
of tne House are
When at a party you may speak to
those next to you, even if you havo
not been introduced.
Four pounds of fresh leaves are
neceessary to mane one pound 01
dried leaves.
Hright colors will prevail in
women's hats and gowns lor spring
says London modistes.
These evils of the tongue call for
specific form of religion. Wo speak
of the religion of creed, of deed, ol
the mind, of the heart let u3 alstv
preach the religion of the tongue.'
MEN WHO SUFFER
BACKED BY MILLIONS.
I'he
I.oliliy AuraliiNt Arizona Stnti--
luxxl In Very lou er I'ul.
Lobbies are thick in the corridors of
the big, white national state house these
days. There is the railroad lobby, well
and persistently maintained. Hut the
most strenuous and dangerous, as well as
the most picturesque lobby of all, is the
mine owners lobby from Arizona, light
ing statehood for that territory. It is
picturesque because of the bold methods
its employs, and because it has at least
two United States Senators among its
backers. It is dangerous because of the
possibility that grave scandals may re
sult from its operations. It is a lobby
with hundreds of millions of dollars back
of it. The agents and manipulators of
its schemes are too smart to offer out
right bribes. Hut they have mining stock
for sale stock which is sure to earn a
big profit stock that will "pay big to all
who get in on the ground lloor. And
just now wo are letting a little of it out
to our friends."
It seems rather strange that the rich
mine "owners of Arizona should bo fight
ing statehood, either single or joint, but
tho reason for it is not far to seek. They
own the territory now. They run It.
They are lords of the estate. Naturally
they do not want to run any risks by a
change to statehood. Theso mining cor
porations have had tilings their own way
all along tho line, but in no particular
so emphatically as in the assessed valua
tion of their property upon which they
are called to pay taxes.
These powerlul corporations do not
want statehood. They can operate more
Independently and profitably under a ter
ritorial form of government, and they
stand ready to devote a big share of their
millions to the work of preventing the
passage of a bill giving Arizona either
single Htatehood or joint statehood with
New Mexico.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills tho Ona
Romody Particularly Suited For
Feminine Ills.
To women who suffer Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills aro worth their weight in
gold. At special periods a woman necda
lnodicino to regulate her blood supply or
her life will bo a round of pain and suf
fering. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills aro
absolutely tho finest medicine that ever
iv woman look. They actually malco
new blood. They aro good for men too
but they aro good in 11 special way
tor women.
"It was threo years ago last spring
that my health failed me," says Mrs
Arthur Conklin, ot No. G Coldwater
street, Battle Creole, Mich. 1 suffored
from leucorrhcea and other troubles
that, I presume, were caused by tho
weakness it produced. I had sinking
spells, nervous headaches, was weak
and exhausted all the timo and looked
liko n walking skeleton.
"My back and limbs would ncho nl-
most continually and there were days
when I was absolutely helpless frnm
sick headacho. I tried 0110 doctor after
another but cannot say that thoy helped
am at au. my aver was Sluggish and
I was troubled somo with constipation'
" One day a physician who has noS
retired from practico met my husbanu
on tho strcot nnd inquired about my
health. Ho advised mv husband to get
somo of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for 1110,
haid thoy woro n good medicine, better
for my troublo than ho could put up. I
tricti tuein, improved steadily and koou
.was entirely cured. As soon as tho
loucorrhoca wns cured tho headaches
and other pains stopped. I nm entirely
won now but intend to coutuiuo to uso
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills as a spring
tonic."
Tho gonuino Dr. WillinmB1 Pink Pills
nro sold by all druggists and by the Dr.
WlillaniH Mediciuo Company, bcueiieo
tady, N. Y.