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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 5, 1906)
Nemaha Advertiser W. W. SAND'SRS, PuDLisncn Nemaha. - Nebraska If you lmvo applet winch will not keep well, maku apple Banco and refill your empty glass jars. In this ivuy you wave your apples, get double use of your jars and have apple saueo for spring use, If one admires the patience, gentle ness, sweetness and unfailing energy of another; if he finds himself re newed and invigorated and inspired by fiueh contract why does ho not himself so live that he may bring the samo renewal and inspiration ta others? Jtifit Woiulprf ill. Vestry, Miss., .Jan. 1st (Special) Thr caso of .Mrs. 0. V. I'enrson, who resides here Is a particularly Interest ing ono. ' Here Is the story told by .Mr. ronrsoii, her husband, In his own .words. He says: ".My wife's hen It h wns bad for n long time. Last .Inly she was taken terrible bad with spasms. I sent Tor too doctor, nnd after making a thor ough examination of her, he said un doubtedly the cause of her trouble was a disordered state of the Kidneys. His medicine didn't seem to ho doing her much koou", ho as I heard about Dodd's Kidney Pills, I got her a box Just to give them a trial. Well, the effect was Just wonderful. I saw that they were the right medicine and I got two more boxvs. When she had taken those fihe was so much better that she had Ineroaspd tliirry pounds In weight. She Is now unite 'well, and wo owe It all to Dodd's Kidney I'llls." The Ohineso domiciled in Sinir have to pay a small poll-tax once every threo years. When this has boon paid the collector ties a string around the man's left wrist and fastens the knot with an ollloial seal. Tho Uracolot is tho Chinaman's receipt and must be worn one mouth. Florence Nightengale, the woman who revolutionized tho Hick-rooms and hospitals of the civilized world, is now eighty-five years old. The two hundred and fifty thousand dol lar testimonial presented to her a few years ago she gave to a school for trained nurses. Think of a landlord who exacts bis Mill, in snowballs and roses. In tho little town of JJrookhouso, England, the annual rental is one snowball in Juno, and a red rose in December. Tho rose is easily arranged, and tho snowball is now made of shaved ice. An extremely sensitive lady in Elgin, 111., wants a divorce because her husband snores al,l night long. Sho is entitled to it, for tho illustrious hard struck a popular chord when ho sang, "Yawn, and the world yawns with you; snore and you sleep alono." A London chimney sweep displays ingenuity and ' a commendable brevity in tho following sign : "His Majesty, tho King" in large let ters "has made a clean sweep of his enemies. There is only one clean iwoop in this street I'm him." MALARIA? ? ? Bonernlljr Tliut 1h Not the Trouble;. Persons with a susceptibility to ma birial Influences should beware of oof ' (ee, which has a tendency to load 'up tho liver with bile. A lady writes from Denver that she mffored for years from chills and fe rer which at last she learned were mainly produced by tho coffee she Irank. "I was also grievously nflllcted with Headaches and Indigestion," she says, "which 1 became satlstled were like wise largely due to tho coffee I drank. Six months ago 1 quit Its use alto gether and began to drink Postum Food Coffee, with tne gratifying result that my headaches have disappeared, my digestion has been restored and 1 have not had a recurrence of chills nnd fever for more than three months. I have no doubt that It was Postum that brought me this relief, for I lmvo used no medicine while this improve ment has been Rolng on." (It was really relief from congestion of tho liver caused by coffee.) "My daughter has been as great a coffee drinker as I, and for years was ailllctod with terrible sick headaches, which often lasted for a week at a time. She Is a brain worker and ex cessive application, together with tho headaches, began to affect her mem ory most seriously. She found no help In medicines and the doctor frankly advised her to quit coffee and use Postum. "For moro than four months sho has hot had a headache her mental fac ulties have grown moro active and vlg Drous aud her memory has been re stored. "No more tea, coffee or drags for us, so long as wo can get Postum." Name glyen by Postum Co., Battlo Creek, Mich. Tiiero's a reason. Read the little Dook, "The Road .o Wollville." Ill pkus. TOPICS OF 1 HE TI MES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER. ESTINQ ITEMS. ConimciitH nnd Crltlciumfe Jluscd Upon the IIiippciiluuH of tho Day HlHtorl cnl ami Ncwk Notes. All advertiser with sand lnlcreotH tho customer with rocks. All systems of government look alike to the anarchist, and none of thorn looka good. The earth now haa two frigid zones, two temperate .ones, a torrid one and a canal .one. Russia's capacity for self-government Is not at the present moment the most conspicuous fact In world poli tics. Somebody ought to notify those Rus sia lis that work Is ono of the best things In the world for the constitu tion. That list of million In tho Hall of Fame at the New York University Hooms to be moro exclusive than Now York's 1(J0. One difference between a politician and a reformer Is that a politician may get rich out of politics and a reformer may get poor. Andrew Carnegie limb; It's more fun to bo lord rector of a Scotch university than to plant libraries In the hill on American soli. If the University of Chicago suc ceeds In discouraging the great Ameri can toothpick habit, It will need no other claim to fume. After bringing about peace between Russia and Japan, President Roosevelt Jurim his attention to allaying tho hor rors of warfare on the football Held. As it maintained a house and a fa mous cook at Albany, the Mutual Life's part of the Insurance legislative work must have been to feed the ani mals. Tho Standard Oil Company Is pay ing 200 per cent a year. Tho Rocke feller Sunday school choir can sing with gusto "dithering in the Sheaves." Paris Is to have a theater In which only tho plays of unknown authors will be produced. If It can also get the unknown authors to buy seats the success of the scheme will bo assured. G rover Cleveland Is mentioned for a place on The Hague tribunal; but any ono who has stirred up as much war ns Mr. Cleveland has recently, cer tainly has nothing In common with a peace commission. Tho Equitable Life's expenses wore nearly $1,000,000 less for the third quarter of 1905 than for the corre sponding quarter In 11)01. .Tinnnlo Hyde Is now paying out of his own pocket for tho entertainment of his friends. The Irrigation Engineer in charge of tho Pacific district tells us that there are now a.",000 irrigated farms In' California. This means not only making waste places populous, but also making It possible to cultivate tho land all tho year round. President MeCurdy of the Mutual made bis family doctor vice president of the company out of gratitude for Uio physician's success In pulling Mrs. MeCurdy through a serious Illness. It will bo dlfllcult to get some of the women to believe that Mr. McCurdy's net was not a noblo one. American women In London are try ing to raise a fund which shall do for women what tho Rhodes scholarships do for men. The plan Is to send ono or two students from each State for a course In ono of the English universi ties. It Is hoped that ten million dol lars can bo raised for the purpose. King Edward Is reported to have of fered a Rlblo to the Episcopal church at Williamsburg, Va. It will he es pecially inscribed and will commem orate the three hundredth anniversary of the establishment of the church at Jamestown, of which tho Williams burg church Is regarded as the suc cessor. Some men seem to live on a diet of discontent. Everything Is wrong; nothing Is as It should be. They are always In the dark. They oven regret the sunshine, for fear It will fade something; they bemoan the rain for fear of tho mud. If they would find less fault and make some effort to bet tor matters they might at least lift themselves out of the quag. Tho Board of Health of Mount Yor- non, N. Y has passed an ordinance forbidding roosters crowing at night, as they disturb tho roposo of tho cltl scons. Dogs are also prohibited from barking, railroads must not blow whistles, and oven church bells must bo silent between the hours of ten al night and six In tho morning. In fnet, the eat seems to bo about the only night disturber that has escaped, yet all the other sounds combined are no worse than a ouplo of cats indulging in a vigorous Kilkenny dispute under tho bedroom window. Mount Vernon's new law needs revJidng, and then tho fun will come In enforcing It. "It is dllllcult to understand," re-. marks the New York Times, "why a ' woman who writes wishes to conceal 1 her sex." Apropos of this, ono of tho Four-Track News' most popular con-' mnutors not long ago sent a manu script to a leading magazine. The ac companying letter was signed with tho writer's Intlals, and the editor natu rally supposed his new contributor to be a man. Tho submitted manuscript so greatly pleased Us recipient that ho wrote a letter of acceptance, earnestly soliciting more along the same Hue, and asking the contributor to call at the editorial oillce. In due time the Invitation was accepted and the writer was ushered Into the presence of tho astonished editor, who was dumfounded upon discovering that his correspondent was of tho gentler sex. That settled It! There were no ar rangements made for further contri butions from that quarter, and shortly after the Interview tho accepted man uscript was returned with a letter ol apology from the editor for havlm; changed his mind, as ho had decided not to use It. This was, perhaps, an extreme case, but It happened, and it may ho that It has happened many times, and that may explain why wo have had so many George Ellot3, Charles Egbert Craddocks, George Sands, and G. E. Mlttons. As long as the prejudice exists In the sanctum, It matters not how free from Unit prejudice the public may be, It Is a bur to honest effort, and not only ex plains but Justifies the women masque rading behind masculine pseudonyms. According to a compilation of child abor laws of the several States, re cently issued by the Bureau of Labor, children only ten years old may be employed In factories in Alabama, Ar kansas, Nebraska and Yermont. This Is the lowest age at which the em ployment of children Is authorized In any State. In some States, however, there Is no law fixing an ago under which children may be put to work for hire. South Carolina, in which tho percentage of child labor was in 11)00 greater than In any other State, has a now law, which Is rapidly Improving tho conditions. Under It the employ ment of children under ten In mines, fnotorle!r"oT textile mills was ordered stopped on May 1, 1003. After May 1, 1005, It became Illegal to employ any child under eleven, and on May 1. 1000, tho legal ago will be raised to twelve years. In most of the Northern States reasonably satisfactory, laws have been passed for the protection of children, and the ability of the father to earn larger wages than formerly has made It unnecessary for tho whole family to work In the mill. There are more mothers at homo nnd moro chil dren In school in tho factory towns than a few years ago. In the South whole families still go to tho mills, be cause of tho demand for labor that cannot be met otherwise. As tho ca pacity of the adults to do more In creases, the necessity to employ tho young children will disappear. The na tional sentiment against permitting tho children to bo denied their rightful opportunity to develop their bodies In play and their minds In school Is al ready forcing legislating to pass bet tor laws to safeguard tho future of the race by taking care of those who are to be tho fathers and mothers In a few years. Tin Need of Hurry. The train, as usual, crawled along you know the line and then stopped dead. "Guard," shouted a humorous passenger, "may I get out and plcli some llowersV" "Afraid you won't find many about here," said tho guard, good-huinoredly. "Oh, there'll bo heaps of time," re plied the jovial one; "I've brought a packet of seeds." Tatlor. ZVetcleeteil, Mrs. Stiles I do wish you'd try to keep yourself neater. Mr. Stiles But, my dear, you're not so careful Mrs. Stiles I'm not I'm certainly more careful of my clothes than you. Mr. Stiles Exactly. Whereas, you should bo more careful of mo. Phlla dolphin Press. Rt-UHsuriiig Him. "I was delighted, Miss Roley," bo gun Mr. Roxley, "to meet your mother to-day for the first time, but I was surnrised to Hud or " "Oh, don't mind that," Interrupted Miss Roley, hastily. "I take after fath or, you know." Philadelphia Press. It seems that when a boy hurts himself, everybody In the family and tho whole neighborhood, has been ox pectlng It. 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