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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 13, 1905)
N km aha Advertiser W. W- GANDERS. PtmtMn Nemaha. Nebraska HAVE YOU COWS? If you huvo crcmn lo scparato n good Cream Separator is tho most profi Uil)it) hi vusununl you cnii cribly make. De!uy moariB daily wnsto of tiino, Ialor and product. UK LAVAL CREAM 8EPARAT0I-H savo $10.- per cow per your ovcry year of use over ull Jtr gravity netting systems (jo, per cow ovor all irniUi tlntr tic pnratoru. They recti vod tho Orond Prizo or Iliglieal Award hI Hi. Louis. Buying trashy cash-in-advanco ncpn ratora Ih ponny wise, dollar foolish. 'Such inachinefl quickly lono tholr coot 'instead of saviny it. If you liavon'fc tho ready cash DI5 LAVAL machines irmy bo bought on Hiioh liberal terinn Hint they actually pup for thcmiu'.lvca. Bend today for now catalogue- and 'name of uearent local agent. The De Laval Separator Co. Undjph & Canal Sti. 1 74 Corttandt Slrett Chicago I New York ltiotiti Tnrklngton, W. IV. Jacobs, 'Alfred Ilonry Lewis, lirtivln Lofevre, Junius L. Ford, Ambroso Hlrrcc and Herbert Quick arc cot.ttlbtitors to Jho October Gosmonollinn an un- lusunlly la go number of piirulnotit jonmeB (or u popular magazine. iNtedless to say, Iho mtlro Isuo Is woll worth reading, and tlio 1 :1 na rrations uro attrnctlvo, btlnir con it ri bitted by Will Uwcn, famous in England fr Ids clnructcr work, W. L. Jacob', Ii'runlc Tonnoy John son, Ors'iu Lowell, J'' ran I; VotiJock, d'hllllpps Ward, Henry I.taMgh., If. ,T. Richards and S ymour M. Sb-no. On tlio whoio, It is a very beautiful QlilgU.lllC. You CJhii I.-itrn To Piny aimpln tunftH on tlio Violin cr Maiulollno fur t! coulu will, tmlf hour firnotliti. (inid VctHithtnriip for fill KiI-ttcuUi. Allilr.bU 0. W. Wllcut, lllltMo, N.J. A qulto oxtriordlnary c.nmbinntion of merits is claimed in Franco f rn now explosive, which conLs s of a mixture of powdered aluminum and nitrate uf ammonium, it Is not liable to spontaneous decomposition, cannot bo prematurely exploded by shock or f lotion, burin on!i with d'nic Itv, is not nITcoicd by frost or damptuss, aid the cxbos from lis cxnl son utc Iniml-ss. It cm be exploded icadlly by an ordinary do ton a tor. rtl.nr. rtuucrti ions. Always holt new Iron, such as ranges, very gradually at ilrsl, jib this will provont cnieklttg. Woolen clot lies should be washed lit very hot suds and not rinsed, Luko warm water shrinks Iheut. If potatoes are soaked In cold water two or three hours after peeling they will be whiter when cooked. Btrnwb-rry l'ool. This is n most delicious sweeL Ono pot of strawberry Jam, ono pint and a half of milk, one egg. Press the Jam (or fresh fruit) tliiour 1 a hair slevo with the back of a wooden spoon; sim mer the milk with tlio yolk of an egg Beaton up In it, add uair a pint of CTcntn when cooling, and stir all the In fredlents Into the fruit Servo in a Class dish when cold. To Mono Cucumber IIoxcm. 1)0 not peel tlio cucumbers nor Iialvo tneni, but cut an oblong opening lu tlio top of each one; take them and acoop out the centers; 1111 with tho green or white salad.. Place a roso across the opening, put on the covers, leaving the roso at 0110 end and the tnd of tlio stem at tho other. Tho guests will removo covers by pulling out tno rose. GOLD, GOLD." "iloatl," Lo HnyH, "but Comfort Uoltcr." "Food that ills is better than a gold mlno." says a grateful man. "Heforo I commenced to use Grnpc Nuts rood no man on earth over had n worse infliction from catarrh of the tomaeh than I had for years. "I could ent nothing but tho very lightest food, and even Unit gavo mo ureal distress. "I went through tho cntnloguo of prepared foods, but found them all (ox cent Crane-Nuts) more or less Indigest ible. L-eneratlnc gas In the Htomaeh (which in turn produced headache and various other pains and uetics) aim om crwlsc unavailable for my use. "Crape-Nuts food I have found eas ily dliicsted and assimilated, nnd it lias renewed my health nud vigor nnd ninde mo a well man again. Tho ca tarrh of the stomach hns disappeared entirely with all Its attendant ills, tlinnks to Crane-Nuts, which now la mv nlmoHt solo food. I want no oth- lr." Name given by Poatum Co., Hat tic Creek, Mich. Ten days' trial tell tb Btory, : 4 'timely Advice A. shadow lull across I ho threshold, and (ho god of war looked up. "Who are you'" be u sited. "I am tho nngol of peace," was tho reply. "Well," rojoinott his war nibs, "If you uro going to stay over night In Europe I d advise you to roost high." Wei- Titian l.oekn. Jiosllt Molly gave herpolf away aw fully yesterday. Carter I low? (yeslle Totn Insisted that she hart a fiery lumper because her hair was red, and she had to admit It was dyed to win tho argument! Detroit Frco Truss. A imIIkii(iih. Mubel Jimmy Itownder proposed last night. Mamma That young wretch? Well, I hope you sat down on hlru good and ha nil Mubel 1 did. And he'll never pro poso to another girl as long as ho lives. Cleveland Leader. Hnvii;o Ituclielor. "This paper says." remarked the cal low youth, "that I lie brldo was sup ported lo the altar by her father." "Yes," growled the savage bachelor, "and I'm offering odds of fiO to 1 that he'll have to keep on supporting her." Such Dcur I'rlcndn, Too. Mayme I lore are sotno proofs I Just received from the photographer. Which Is tho best? Edyth Do you mean which Is Ihe best picture or which looks the most like you? Wny of tho Waiter. Kjrst Villager How Is your son get ting along since ho went to tho city? Second Villager Fine, lie writes that ho Is carrying everything before him. j First Villager Sol What restaurant Is lie carrying things In? Vroof Pimtlve. Stelln--Why are you so positive Hint It is a love match on her part? Maude Beenuso she didn't even try to find out what the engagement ring cost. Hhiitlnrity. Toarl They all say Percy Plnhcad is a novel fellow. Ituby Yes, he reminds nie of 11 great many novels. 1'earl in what way? Ituby He's cheap, takes up u lot of room and you can't get Interested In htm Tlio Keiixou. I tlx They tell me he's Iho mos popular man In Lonelyvlllc. Dlx Yes. lie's the only ono win owns a lawn mower. It I'nvH to WlvprtiHc. "I thought your husband had lefi you," said Mrs. lirowu to Mrs. Smith "Ue did, but I adyortlsed and go him back. It was very simple." "What did you s:iy Mi your advertise mont?" "Simply lids: 'Five thousand lol lars cash paid for prompt return ol property missing from 8 llluo street No question! asked.' He neoded the money and oanio himself." Coinmcr clal Tribune. Limit. Mrs. A. And does your husband keep worrying you by saying yoi. don't mako things like his moLhor usee lo make? Mrs. 'A. indeed he does. Why, lie says l don't, even make mistakes Ukt his mother used to make. Ucr School of Art. "This, my last picture," said the fab amateur, "Is a kitchen scene, where a mother is instructing her young daugh ter how to bake pie. What school ol art would you Call It 7" "Krer cooking school?" asked the critic. Dotrott Tribune. Doubted UIh Veracity. "What luck did you have dslilng?" "Had. Very bad. 1 landed three whoppers. They wore so big nobody'd believe I caught 'om." Detroit Free Press. MlttHCil That SI 00 Apruln. Amateur Dotectlve You are tho missing " Hibernian Stranger Arrnh, bo alsy, young tnon. Th last felly th't tailed mo th' nilssln' link Is in th' hospital. Cleveland Leader. Suro-thiujt I'.stimate. Oyer Pm something of a mind read or. Think of tlio money In your pocket and 1 can tell you tho amount you have to tho dollar. . . Myor Well, how much? Oyer One hundred cents. Logical. Chhnmy Mo father sea clgnrettei Is no good for yor. Tlmmy Doy nil depends on weddei ft- KIDNEY TROUBLE DUE TO CATARRH mmuMm mm w 1 Tho Curative Power of PE-BTM?A In Kidney Disease tho Talk of tho Continent Nicholas J. Hertz, Member of Ancient Order of Workmen, Capitol Lodge, No. 140, Pearl Street Ilotel, Albany, N. Y., writes: "A few rrontbs ago I contracted a heavy cold which settled In my kidneys, and each time I wua exposed to inclem ent weather tho trouble was ttRcravated until finally I was unable to work. ''Aftor trying many of tho advertised remodica for kidnoy trouble, I finally took Pernna. "In a week tho intense pains in my back wore much relieved and in four weeks I wa3 able to tako up my work again. 'I still continued to use Pcruna for nnother month mid at tho cud ot thai tiino I wno perfectly well. I now tako a doc or two wlicu I liav been exposed ud tind that It is FplMidid to keep me well." Hundreds of Cures. Dr. Ilnrtmnn is constantly In receipt of testimonials from people who hav heon cured of chronic and complicated kidney dlseaso by Pcruna. For freo medical advice, address Dr. Dartman. President of Tho Hartman Sanitarium Oolumliiis, Ohio. A Copenhagen orglntcr has biiill a vcfsel us neatly us possible ihe rJoab'a ark, alili'iuU ojly about one-tenth its actual size. Tin. d( scrip ions In ttie Biblfa liavc been followed, and tho outlines taken fron tbo most ancient representation known of tbo ark, which is given 00 an ApacL'can coin of ilOO 15. C. Rocrnlly a trial trip was taken and the a-k, which la of 200 torn; bind n, bPbaved splendidly. The ves-ei is dcclaicd by tna-ico exoerts to Le not onlv the simplest kind of vesse pnssIMe but ulso a masccrpicce ci Bliipnnilning, upon which tho Iate?t dcvdiipetnentB of the craft wmid uevlse no impruvemont. SCREAr ED AT NIGHT. rtnby Scratched Until Knee Win Uan and HleeilhiK ICczcmti Cured by Cull euro. "For over two years my little baby girl suO'cred with a raw, itching and painful eczema ou her head and face, tho pain causing her to scream day nnd night, and my wife couid got no rest. Wo trietl several doctors, but without success. Unless wo kept her hands tied she would scratch until her fnco was like raw beef. One cake of Cuticura Snap and two boxes of Cuticurn Ointment completely cured her, healing her face without mark or blemish. (Signed) W. J. Morgan, Orchard Town, New Lnmbton, New South Wales. Australia." Chlcag Sept. The Pcruna Drug Manufacturing Company, manufac turers of a widely known proprietary medicine, has brought suit in the Su perior Court of the city of Chicago ngalnst the CurtU Publishing Com pany of Philadelphia, alleging that it lias been damaged to the extent of $250,000 by a recent article in the Ladies' Homo Journal. The suit is liase.l on a statement re cently made in that jcirual that a tes tlmonia) as to the merit of the remedy manufactured by the plaintiff, alleged to have been pi veil by Congressman Ceorge II. White of South Carolina was fraudulent, denial from Mr. White that he ever gavo such a testimonial nlso being printed. The Pernna Company declares that Congressman White did give tho tes timonial In good faith, that It has two original letters from Mr. White. It declares that Mr. White was led to repudiate the testimonial through a misunderstanding. This Is the se -dihI large damage suit that has been tiled against the Curtis Publishing Company since it Inaugu rated its attacks on "patent mud! clues." To Wash Illnclc HtooklnH. To prevent black stocking from ns siunitiL' a KreeiilHh Jim-, wnsii ns iiiiiowr Dissolve n lilieritl amount of Ivory Snip In a t::i Ion 'of water ns lint ri I lie hands e.n hear. Wash throtiv Mveral suds of this nronarntion: rlnae through two warm Witters, adding to Ue hist a tiihleitpooiiful 01 vitieg.ir. Dry and press on the wrong ido with a cool Iron. ISLE A NOR H I'AKlvKK. Try! iik to Muhe It .!. Onfc In Cnllfornln, wbcro thoy oprin tie tio streets with oil, one day a man mid o a boy: "WJioro does that street go to, my boy?" "It don't go at nil; It stays right where It is," replied tlio smart young slr.r. "Well," replied the man after reflec tion, "they're trying to make It go somewhere, I guess; they're oiling 1L" - Yonkers Statesman. PoHKlbly tlio Cunc. "They say that Snooks has been earning $100,000 a year, and yet be ac cepts a government Job at $$,000." "Well?" "How do you account for Hi" "I don't know. Perhaps tho hundred thousand was mostly In stago money." Philadelphia Bulletin. ChniiKiiiu Tciiipcrutlirc. Waggsby Hear about IJraggsby's sudden dcuiLse? Naggsby No. What caused It? Waggsby Uo was In Ids shirt sleeves -when tho recent hot wuvo end ed and took down with pneumonia be fore he could slip his eont on." Balti more American. JIow It Huppcnctl. Tom- -Do yon see that pretty girl In tho hammock? Jack Yes. What of her? Tom I saved her life last summer. Jack Indeed! At tlio seashore? Tom No, on tbo front porch. I pro posed lo her and she said Bho'd die If she had to marry me, so I excused lior. Ucte Plenty of It. "Do you like your boarding house?" "It's good for the purpose. I'm writ ing a book ou IIow to Re Cheerful In Disagreeable Surroundings.' I'm there Cor atmosphere 1" Detroit Free Press. Grabbc! lliiti. M.r. Soashlist Do you know any tiling about this co-oporative house keeping? Miss Bldorlolgh Oh, John, this is ho Btiddcu ! Cleveland Leader. I'lnul. lie But why won't you come canoe lng with me? She Well, because I can't breathe under water, for 0110 thing. llrokc Ilitii. "She returned ail of my love letters In ouo package," sighed the Jilted suitor. "Poor chap," sympathized his friend, "that must have nearly broken you up." "It did. Indeed. There was 25 cents postage duo on them and I bnd only n dime to my name." P.usIiicmh In ItiiHiueuH. "I should tliiuk Blinker would ilnd nutomoblllng nil the time n very ex pensive amusement." "It might be, if it wasn't for his business." "What line Is his?" "no manufactures 'First Aid to tho Injured' outfits." Merely n Oiichh. "Brownson always keeps a .small mirror in tlio crown of his bat" "What's that for?" "An aid lo reflection, I suppose." Ciovcland Plnin Dealer. A Coinfortlnn Itellef. "Johnny," said his mother, roprov ngly, "do you know where you'll go it you persist In being naughty?" "Mother," replied Johnny, "when I get a littlo bigger I'm going to Join the church where Tommy unggs' motner n.it. Timv don't twdlnve ill nnv such place." Cleveland Plnin Dealer. nww-' V (lot Knoiiuh. "Ferdy nctnally went huntlngl" "Tho idea! Did he bag anything?" y03tiio knees of bis trousors He'll never go again 'Cleveland Leader. Just Paate. "This is my diamond engagement ring that Mr. Fourilush gavo mo," said Miss Mark. "Indeed!" remarked Miss Knox, ex amlnlnc It. "It must have nattered you when he gave you this." "Flattered me?" "Yes; you know they say 'Imitation ts the slucerest flattery. " Plilladel plda Ledger. 111 paired. "1 don't beilevo you havo a con science!' she declared. "Oh yes, I have!" replied the dero llct, "I've got one, but It leaks!" De troit Free Press. Coti'dn't Give, But Would Tnlce. He Glvo mo a kiss, won't you? She 1 can't; I bolong to an nntl Kissing club. "Oh, that's too bad." "Why is it?" "Becnuso I wanted to felsa yon." "Well, you don't belong to one, too lo von?" Yonkers BtatMiman. irovioce of Galicla, iluuurr. Ift rnovrn to be &&U miles Juo;, CO nroittW uui CO fcflt in thlctrie.n. Lft Saturday b tho boma ar iiwc irirJc on west Kktibh htrort o;corrKa Ujc wcddlns of MIph Edith Cbxbtr JU&eu to M'-s rC'irt R. Hmltli. rlotU. if the youou people aro from thcK' iilv and aio well known hcru. Thft ridc hsR been cmplood f jr omo. lime at tho Model laundry iniffca Ironing dcpHrtmont. The groom in ihis'jn of Mrs. Mssjule Iloiian. Thoi :cretiiouy wur pioformed by Rar.' fhuco of this )liC2. Aftor tho ccrof atony a tuniptuoi.s weeding dlanoc was served. Rent In tlio World. Cream, Ark., Oct 0. (Speclnl. 1 After e'ghteen monthn' surrcrlng from. Epilepsy, Backache nnd Kidney Com plaint, Mr. W. H. Smith of this plac la n well man again nnd thoso who pave watched his return to health un hesitatingly give all tho credit to Dodd's Kidney Pills. In an Intcrvlow, regarding his cure, Mr. Smith says: "I had been low for eighteen mouths with my back nnd kidneys nnd ala Epilepsy. I had taken everything I knew of and nothing nccmed to do mo any good till a friend of mine got mo to hciuI for Dodd'a Kidney Pills, t Qnd that they nro the greatest medi cine In the worll, for now I am nblo to work and am In f&ct an stout nndi itrong ns before I took sick." Dodd's Kidney Pills euro tho Kld-J neys. Cured Kidneys cleanse the blood! 3T all Impurities. Pure blood mourw pood health. Marksboro, a fwu of ftOO inbabt birts in .Now Jctscy, lias carucd the r.Lr.mu'ii dl-.binotiou of not reportinn trie birrh of u baby for Ovc years. Tborc i net a crarilo or baby car nage in the whole place. Alumitniiu-cuafcod paper, tnad5 In Rermany for wrapping food sub stances, Is picpand ijy applying a ihio coat of an uicuholc scdution ci Tcsin to artftcial parchmoot, tue sp inkllng alutniuuni powder o?ei iho 6tirfaco, nod finally suhmktlut to prrssnie. Tne a-titJciol parch mo'ic is pioer that has beea trcaLe'i AWFUL HEIMLGIA Mr. PorterThought Ho Should Go Mad But Dr. Williamo' Pink Pills Cured Him. 'It scorns liko a miracle that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills should havo ired my neuralgia, said Mr. Porter. Jllioj nro certainly ti marvelous medicine and I am always glad to recommend them. "For two years," ho continued, "I hud suffered almost unendurable painaiu my head. They would start over my oyua iml shoot upward must frequently, bub they ui'ten spread ovor my face, and at titn-'s every part of my head and faco would bo full of agony. Sometimes tho , pubis wero t-o inteuso that I actually feared they would drivo me mud. " My eyes ached constantly and tlicra was alwaysa burning sensation over 11 forehead, but the other pains varied. Kouictimes they wero acute, and agniu they wero dull and lingering. I count nofc'sleep. My temper wns irritable aud I got no pleasure out of life. j " f tried remedy after remedy, bud finding no help iu any of them, I be- ctuuo 11 despairing man. Even when I began to tako Di. Williams' l'mlt Pills l had no great hope of a cure. g " J hut wa-J 111 December ot ID0.J TeT ' my surprise, n chango in my condition tool: nhico right away. Tho pains grew ( less intense aud tho nnnte attacks wero j further nnnrr., us I kept on using Dr. Wil- J iinui.-i' Pink Pills. Tbo improvement lift gun with tho first box, nnd when I hntf used six botes I .slopped. aiy enro vrna complete and has lasted ever since." Mr. Charles u. porrer fives at itny ninnd, N. II. He is one nf man v gratef ti- pfonle who have found that Dr WiUmms Pink Pills will cure discasosnf tho nerves-1 that have stubbornly rcsistori overy othec remedy tried. Not only nouralgla, but sciatica, partial paralysis aud locomotor ataxia yield to thorn. They nro wild by all druggies, or ntav bo obtained directly from tho Dr Williams Mediciuo Co , Scheuoetady, N. Y I $Mm 1 ISt Jacobs (mi (or many, many ysars has cured G H ;J ami continues to euro H fj RHEUMATISM NEUItALGIA J A 1 LUMBAGO W A BACKACII2S 2 SCIATICA QkW I sprains um I BPUISES II f SORENESS ! m stiffness mm s frost-bites Mm I Price, 25c. nnd 50c IB