Nemaha Advertiser
W. W. SANDERS. Publisher
Nemaha, - - Nebraska
When a man makes n smectnclo of
lilmsolf ovcry one can hoh through lilni.
A wife anil Kovcntl Ktnall children
have kept many a man from wiuanrior
ln IiIh hanl-cartied coin foollulily.
'A New .lerHey JuiIko has decided
Hint a woman Ih hon In Iho kitchen."
An entirely nnneeesHary and Hunorflu
oils (Jcclrtlon.
l'crhajia capital and labor would got
along hotter together If about one-half
the people who are trying to roeon
lie them would Htop.
If oyHlers carry typhoid fnvr. how
Ik It that the months In which the
fever Ih most prevalent are those In
which the oytcr Ih not working'
Henry James Bays the newspapers
uho "sloppy Kngllsh." This Ih letting
ub down easy. We feared Henry might
nccuso Homo of us of "Hllnglng hum
jfrnmmnr."
It seemH there Ih u dispute between
f'nunda and Uruguay. A clash between
1hc.se powers might Mhake this planet's
irolley off, and It Is hoped serious trou
blo will bo averted.
Crown Princess Cecelia can do house
work as skillfully as the most trust
worthy servant. lint she will probably
Insist that little Willie must make her
an allowance sutllclent. for the keeping
of at least a first and second girl.
The Now York Tribune shows that a
singularly largo number of American
women who have married Englishmen
of rank have become mothers of twins.
Docs the Tribune -want to break up
these International matrimonial alli
ances V
The circus seems to be the only
amusement enterprise which has not
been degraded by the elevation of the
stuge. It. still retains all Its classic
names and classic costumes, and does
not feature prizefighters as Its artistic
exponents.
Wo believe In affording all possible
encouragement to the budding poets,
but our advice to that young woman
who has written a poem In Avhich she
mako.4 "mausoleum" rhyme with "pe
troleum" Is that she dash oil' her burn
trig thoughts in prose hereafter.
The Japanese admit that Kojestvent
ftky's strategy would have been splen
did If he had not been taken by sur
prise, and had bce:i careful to keep
linself properly informed, and had
arranged his line of battle more sklll
rdly, and had not permitted himself to
1)0 put at a disadvantage with respect
the sunlight and the wind. It is
;enerous of the Juris to pay this splen
J.Id trlbuto to the genius of the foe.
It Is announced, with apparent seri
ousness, that .Miss lOllen M. Stone has'
decided to return to her old field of
missionary labor in Macedonia, where
uho had a sensational adventure with
Jrlgands two or three years ago. If
tho report be true it is only necessary
to say that, In view of her experience,
Miss Stono ought to bo prepared for
whatever may befall her and that she
ought not to appeal for ransom money
if tho bandits capture her again. In
other words, Miss Stone knows exactly
what chances she is taking and wis
isavo nobody but herself to blame if
uho gets Into trouble again.
When the Marquis, of Queensberry
seeks In court n ilcenso to carry a gun
to protect himself and his children
from tho deadly onslaught of the reck
less automobller, It is apparent that
over-speeding and scorching through
city streets is by no means an evil con
fined to strenuous Americans. Since
lines are Ineffective, It Is now suggest
ed that tho ancient law of the deodand
bo revived and the punishment shifted
to the machine that does the mischief
Under the deodand of yore a cart run
ning over or occasioning the death of
a "reasonable creature" was forfeited
to the king for pious purposes. If for
cart automobile be substituted anil In
place of tho king a society for the pre
tention of cruelty to reasonable crea
tures u modern law of the deodand, the
proposer coutends, would prove a gen
uine blessing.
The task of arranging for the suc
cession to a throne In a hereditary
monarchy is sometimes as complicated
ns that of nominating a candidate for
tho presidency in America. The Count
of Plunders, brother of King Leopold.
Is tho heir t tho throne or llelglum,
kh the kl'ig has no sons. The count
Hrh agreed to renounce his claims to'
the succession when ni brother dies,
and to permit Prlnco Albert, his son,
to succeed. Prlnco Albert, however,
has not yet been declared tho succes
ql of Leopold, and the European dis
patches announce that there Is some
hesitation about asking the parliament
to consent to tho formal declaration
of tho change, becauso the socialists
would object to allowing forty thou
sand dollars a year to Prlnco Albert
to support tho dignity of his position
Tho socialists think that the king or
tho Count of Flanders, both wealthy
men, should provide for tho prlnco
out of their own fortunes.
Professor J. Lawrence Luughlln ol
tho University of Chicago laments In
tho Atlantic Monthly tho present ten
dency to denounco the getting and
keeping of wealth, as If riches were in
themselves Immoral and the talents by
which they are gathered and stored
branded their possessors as criminals.
"If men had not been, decade after
decode, saving and storing up capital,"
says Professor Luughlln, "It would bo
as Impossible to employ the great mass
of laborers now existent as it would
bo to feed an army on promises In
stead of on solid rations." That Is
true, and It Is also true that without
capital stored wealth nono of tho
great advances of what we call civili
zation would have been possible. Take
tho discovery and colonization of
America as an illustration: All the
zeal of Columbus, and all tho willing
ness of those who believed in his idea
about a shorter passago to the Indies
to devote their brains and bodies to
tho task of finding it, -would have been
unavailing had not capital been found
to equip tho expedition and to pay tho
crows and care for their families dur
ing their absence. Without the aid of
capital Columbus could never have
left the shores of Spain. All the de
votion of the Pilgrim Fathers and all
their patient endurance of hardship
would not have won then) freedom to
worship Cod as they wished without
the help of capital. Stored -wealth,
saved and accumulated In the past,
was necessary to send them across tho
Atlantic and feed and clothe them
there until they could begin to savo
and store for themselves. Without
capital they could not have started
from Holland, much less could they
have existed In the new homes they
sought. Why Is the earth so much
more populous to-day than ever be
fore? Not because Its natural re
sources are greater. They are less,
for some of them have been destroyed.
Partly because men have found out
better ways to extract food from the
earth, but chiefly because the stored
wealth, created and acquired In tho
past, makes It. possible to feed more
children through the years of helpless
ness Instead of letting them die or kill
ing them as savages do lest there bo
more mouths than food. Discontented
as any of us may be with civilization
as it is, it is time that wo all recog-'
nlzed the fact that stored wealth or
capital Is its Indispensable foundation.'
Labor cannot, save under very excep
tional circumstances, oven live by It
self alone. The most Industrious fam
ily, planted on the most fertile sbll,
without some stored wealth, would per
Ish In a few days. It must have food
every day. It must have arms to
hunt or tools to dig. And all these
are capital, the savings of some one In
the past. Many of us may not like
our civilization, but it is time that all
of us stopped talking nonsenso about
curing its Ills by abolishing capital and
treating as criminals those bees of tho
human race who savo and store wealth
for It. To do that Is simply to re
turn to the most degraded, helpless,
and miserable savagery. And wo all
know this when we once clear our
minds of the current cant about capi
talists and capital.
Tho Pnnt lteoallod.
One of the charms of travel, partic
ularly among historic scenes, Is the
privilege of realizing more fully that
past of which we have read and
thought, and dreamed. Hut much read
ing and thinking needs to bo dono bo
fore the traveler starts for a country
so rich in memorials of the past as is
Crcece. Tho author of "Two English
woiih'u in CJ recce" repeats n story
which flings a stone at an American.
Of course, the lover of art or of arch
eology should avoid all miscellaneous
alliances, and If ho cannot fall In with
those who know, let him take a guldo
and worry it out by himself. Other
wise he will receive shocks such as
greeted tho ears of a party of enthu
siasts who, steeped In classic lore, as
cended to the Parthenon one moonlight
night, when column and architrave,
rock and ruin alike seemed wrapped in
silvery silence.
Hero, burning with religious ecstasy,
pulse heating to throbbing thought, the
deep stillness of the lipur was cut by
tile shriek of Athene's owl; but tho
words It said wen strange:
"Thero Is a smell up here that puts
me In mind of a bucketful of huckleberries!"
JihoHlrig LliUHNu.
A lliassio was lhost down In Lhassa,
A cowboy just tried to walk pliassn,
She snatched all his cash
And was off with a dusk
Hut ho lJiasRocd tho lliaris lhost in
Lliassa.
New York Evening Sun.
Htraw Beds of Royalty.
According to one of the old Eng
lish chronicles royalty In 1234 had
nothing for a bed but a sack of straw
Even In tho day of Queen Ellzabetl
nt least half of the population of Lon
don slept on boards. Blocks of woo
nerved as pillows. The sleeping chain
ber of tho queen was daily striwt
with fresh rushes. Carpets were un
known. Henry VI. immediately oi
arising tossed oir a cup of wine. Tea
coffee and chocolate were, of course
unheard of nt that time. Sugar wai
to be had only In drug stores .in
then by the ounce.
It is a suspicion lu every man'
mind that his family never xot$ half
the fruit his wife put up. -
N"io Cure nt ImnU
Montlcollo, Miss., Sept. 4. (Special.)
-Lawrence county is almost dally In
receipt of fresh evidence that a suro
euro for all Kidney Troubles has at
last been found, and that cure is
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Among those who have reason to
bless the Croat American Kidney
Kemedy Is Mrs. L. U. Haggett of this
place. Mrs. Baggott had dropsy.
Dodd's Kidney Pills cured her.
"I was troubled with my kidneys,"
Mrs. Haggett says In recommending
Dodd's Kidney Pills to her friends,
'my urine would hardlv pa3S. Tho
doctors said I ,!Ui Dropsy. I have
taken Dodd's KIdnev Pills as directed
and am now a well woman."
Dodd's Kidney Tills cure the kid
neys. (Mired kldnevs strain all the Im
purities out of the blood. That means
pure blood and a sound, energetic body.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are the greatest
toule the world has ever known.
PRACTICES SURGERY AT 02.
Straight tin u Yoimc Huplinu Ih AceJ
Kx-GoTcriinr of Maine.
Ninety-two years young, togethei
with being still accounted ns the most
experienced and among tho hlghlj
skillful Burgeons of the old Pine Trei
State, Dr. Alonzo Garcclon, ex-Gov
crnor, a former State Kepresentativa
Senator, and since tho time of the birth
of the Democratic party In the nation
and his State one its most pronounced
adherents, is accounted to bo tin
"grand old man" of the State of Maine
On his 02d birthday, celebrated oi
May 0, says the Boston Post, the ex
governor, who is still practicing nmon
his old patients of Lewlston and An
burn, did not dream that It was oi
enough importance toallow his fellon
citizens to make any note of It.
Straight and supple as a young sap
ling of his native State, this remark
able and nge-venorablo former govern
or of tlmcB when the creed of democ
racy was not tho most popular In th
State, goes about the twin cities ol
Lewlston and Auburn, showing an ao
tivlty and youthfuiness of spirit that'
would generally be considered wonder
ful In a man of good health, full
twenty years his Junior.
Attired in a greatcoat of the old
fashioned cut and style, smooth Bhav
en and wearing the stock and high col
lars of our grandfathers, tho ex-gov
crnor and surgeon of fast approuchlnj
centenarian age, is to bo seen wintej
and summer in this garb while driv
Ing about the city and also to niU
from his Sabbatus road home, In out
of the old-time chaises of the patten
used by the hero of Oliver Wendell
Holmes "The One-Horse Shny."
A merchant in a neighboring town
advertises "some lovely Lnlug3 in
snlrt waists."
OU8T THE DEMON.
A TuhbIc with CofTce.
There is something fairly demoni
acal in the way coffee sometimes
wreaks its fiendish malice on those
who use it.
A lady writing from California says:
"My husband and I, both lovers of
coffee, suffered for some time from a
very annoying form of nervousness, ac
companied by most frightful head
aches. In my own case there wai
eventually developed some sort of af
fection of the nerves leading from the
spine to the head.
"I was unable to hold my head up
straight, the tension of the nerves
drew it to one side, causing me the
most Intense pain. We got no relief
from medicine, and were puzzled as to
what caused the trouble, till a friend
suggested that possibly the cpffee we
drank had something to do with It,
and advlswl that we quit It and try
Postum Coffee,
"We followed his advice, and from
the day that we began to line Postum
we both begun to Improve, and In a
very short time both of us were entire
ly relieved. The nerves became steady
once more, the headaches ceased, tho
muscles In the back of my neck relar
ed, my head straightened up und tho
dreadful pain Hint had so punished mo
while I used the old kind of coffee
vanished.
"We have never resumed the nee of
(he old coffee, but relish our PoHtuiu
rtory day an well an we did the former
beverage. And we are dellghtod to
find that we can glvo It freely to our
rhlldren aUo, eometblng we never
dared to do with tho old kind of cof
feo." Name given by Postum Co., Bat
tle Creek, Mich.
Postum CofTc contains absolutely
uo drugs of any kind, but relieves the
coffee drinker from the old drug poi-ion.
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TRACING MISSENT LETTERS.
iyntcm Adopted by tlto 1'ontofllce Da
imrtmciit. An interesting examplo of tho moth
ids of tho Post Ofllcc Department In
racing tip a lost or mlssent letter la
Jie case of a news letter mailed at
pumberlnnd, Md., and addressed to
tVnshlngton, says tho Washington
Itar. This letter was sent to Freder
ick, Md., and arrived at Washington
t day later than expected. Coi -plaint
ints made to the postal authorities,
S'illi tho result that it was traced from
!ho thno of Its deposit lu the mail car
5o that of its arrival in Washington,
md the clerk responsible for tho er
ror was located.
In the matter of registered letters
1 is a simple tiling to trace them, but
fdiore there is no record kept of a let
:cr and the only tiling to depend upon
b the postmark, It is entirely differ
ent. This inquiry passed through four
:een hands before being returned to
:ho complainant, that number of otil
:iuls being engaged in its care en
route.
Tho original complaint went to tho
shief clerk of tho railway mail serv
ice stationed at Baltimore, who for
warded the memorandum to the post
master nt Frederick for Information
is to how ho got hold of the letter
iddressed to Washington. He replied
M tho chief clerk that tho letter was
In a package marked for the Fred
Brick olllce, but that ho did not know
now it came to be sent there.. Tho
Met clerk at Baltimore then sent an
Inquiry to the clerk In chnrgo of the
train by which the letter was dis
patched to Frederick, asking how tho
iC-tter was disposed of on his train.
It went to him by way of tho superin
tendent of tho railway mail service,
who Indorsed It: "Please continue in
vestigation." The clerk replied from Cumberland
that tho letter was dispatched in New
York & Grafton Hallway post otllce
train No. 4, nt 2:1S a. m., April 27.
rhls reply came back to Washington
and another inquiry was sent to tho
transfer clerk at Cumberland. He
made reply according to the informa
tion he had and the matter continued.
At last came the reply to tho com
plainant. It read:
"Attention Is Invited to the report
of the superintendent of tho third di
vision of the railway mnll service, in
aicatlng that the railway postal clerk
responsible for missending this let
ter has been located, 'fills otllce re
grets the annoyance caused by this er
ror and hopes tho action tnkon (a
reprimand to the clerk and a caution
to be more careful lu future) will pro
vent its repetition."
. A Wonderful Jiiiihling.
"Without doubt one of the greatest
buildings in the world is in the strange
and remote part of the globe which Is
often alluded to as the 'Forbidden
Land,' " said Thomas Dawson of Eng
land to tho Washington Post. "This is
tho palace of the great lama, in
Lhassa, the capital of Tibet. Tills dig
nitary's castle in 000 feet long and -37
foot in height. 7u stately grandeur
and masslvencss it Is one of the most
imposing structures reared by mnn.
The building contains 3,000 room,
many of them being of great size. Ti
Is painted while, except a central pop
tion near tho top, which includes ttw
apartments of the chief inmate. It ,
reported on good authority that f
roofs are covered with plates of ao3j
gold that present a dazzling effulgci
under tho rays of iJio sun. E-pt
for its vnstness, however, thci n noth
ing about the palace of any special in
terest except the private nparlm?rjl
of the grand lama."
Offers Prizes foe Sharks.
The marine board of Trieste, Aus
tria, has issued a circular in which all
Austrian marine otllcers are instructed
to stimulate the killing of shark
Premiums are offered as follows:
each specimen of shark, of whatever
species (tho eatable ones excepted), up
to 5 feet In length, $2.30: for largtr
ones, $1.00, and for very large speci
mens of tho species oxyrrhinus spalHtv
zanl and odontnspls ferot, $110. For
the capture of man-eating sharks pre
miums of from $9.50 to !?230 are ottv
ed. Fishermen making application tai
payment are to exhibit the spcclmw
to the nearest harbor officer.
Pope JtH 2:i,U00 Loiters u I)ny.
King Edward receives dally no few,
or than 3,000 newspapers and 1,000 lct
tors, while tho Czar and the German
Emperor receive each from 000 to 70C
letters and uppeals. The King of Italy
Is troubled by about fiOO, and Queer
Willielniina from 100 to 1.T0. All thes
however, are put in the shade by the
Pope, who holds first place with from
22,000 to 23,000 letters ovcry day.
No One Hurled Alive.
To prevent burlnl alive a French
physlclau suggests tho Injection of a
solution of fluorescein Into corpses.
This substance has the property, if
thero Is still some circulatory activity,
of staining' tho skin a deep yellow and
tho eyeballs an intense green.
ODDS AND ENDS.
The roaa which leads to success ii
macadamized with grit ar d sand.
No Improvement has been made on
tho kiss old Adam Inventor in the
Karchn of Edon.
A hot sandbag is ao efficacious as a
hob water bag, and is both moro dui
arilo and less expensive-
Thero nro lots of henpecked men
bub wo believe more wives are mis
treated than husbands.
Near tho Panama cannl exists gold
mines abandonrd bv Spain centuries
aio. Tnoy will soon be re.-pened.
Tho stork Hies loo miles an hour,
excepting when carrying twins. The
added weight then makes its fight
somewhat slower.
At Solomon Kan., a farm' of lfiO
acrsa is operated entirely by five
WMnerf a mother aod four grown
daugn torsand a boy of 12 vears
Each of tho women has ber own de
pirtment. The labor is distrionten
equally among thim.
Stone-soled Bboes have been pro
duced bv an Ul nols inventor. He
mixes a waterproof glue with a
suit iblo quantity of clean quartz
sind and spreads it over the leather
Bole used as a foundation. These
quartz solo3 are said to bo vory Ilex
lulo aud endurable and glvo the foot
a firm hold oven on the most slippery
surface.
Here is a prophecy of a Canadian
Dov3paper: "The city homo of the
future will contain no stoves. Cook
ing will be dono by power, tho build
ing v i J I bo heated from a Central
plant i levators will run from collar
to garret, ana breakfast, lunch and
dinner will be supplied from a co
operative center. Nut only will the
house of tho future bo cleaned by
powt r bub bbo du-b will ha removed
by a pnouma ic exhaust system.
And American young lady, who
had once been graceful i i form, but
who was now becoming stout, was
havi g a gown fitted by a Parisian
tail tr, and she complained It was so
t gbt she could not sib down. The
t U.r, who understood American
slig, blandly Inquired: Does
madarae pre'er a gown in which she
an stand up and look smart, or one
In which she can sib down and loi-k
sl-ppyV" Madame preferred tho
tight-lltbing costume, of course.
I
A woman never Judges a man's abili
ty as a liar by tha coinplliiHnts h
Xnnds her,
Positive, Comparative, Superlative.
M I have used one of your Fish Brand
Slickers for five years, and now went
a new one, also one for n friend. I
would not be without one far twice the
cost. They ore just aa far ahead of a
common coat to a common one is
ahead of nothing."
(Sim on appltritlou.)
IIIfiKEST AWARD WORLD'S FAIR, 1904.
Do suro you don't sot one of tho com
mon kind -this Is the COWi3fjJ
mark of excollonco.
A. J. TOWER CO., "T"2
DOBTON. U.O.A. tStiggH
TOWER CANADIAN CO,, Limited.
TORONTO, CANADA. 351
Makers of Wet Weather Clothing & Hats.
W. L. Douglas
3J?&3-5i SHOES 8T
W. L. Douglas $4.00 Gilt Edge Lino
cannot be equalled at any price.
KiUhl lined cTy .
Ill) .lnlye,i8T.
V.L.DOUGLAS MAKES AND BELLS
. mUHk HIEH'S S3.BU shoes Tti.m
ANY OTHER MANUFACTURER,
$10 niin REWARD to anyone who can
O I UjUUU disprove this statement.
W. I.. Douglan $3.50 hot have by their ex
cellent Atylc, easy flttlnsr, nod supcriorwcarlnr
qualities achieved the largest tale of any $3.50
alioe In tho world. They are lust as good as
those that cost you $5.00 to $7.00 the only
difference Is the price. If I could take you Into
sny factory at Hrockton, Mass., the Unrest In
the world under one roof making men's fins
hoes, and show- you the caro with which every
pair of Douglas shoes l. muds, you would reallzt
why V. U Duuslus $.1.50 shoes are the best
hoes produced In the world.
If I could show you the difference between tin
hoes made In my factory and those of other
makes, you would understand why DoucUi
$3.50 shoes cost moro to make, why they hold
their shupe, fit better, wenr longer, and are oi
greater Intrinsic value than any other $3.50
hoe on the market to-day.
W. L. DouoImm Mrona Ma da 8tomm for
Men, $Z.BO, 92.00. Boym' School A
Dramm Shomm.t'J.DO, $2, 01.76, SI. BO
, CAUTION. lnslut upon havlnc AV.Ii.Vong
las shoe, 'l'nko no substitute. None Rnuln
without his naiuu mid prlno stamped on bottom.
AVANTICI. A shoe dealer In entry town where
W. Ii. Douglas ttboen are not sold. Full Hue of
ainplt'S tent froo for Inspection upon request.
ftt Color Eyitttt ut$dt thty will not tvtar bratty,
'Writ for Illustrated Catalog of Fall BUI.
' W.Xi. DOUGLAS, UroktB,feM. ,
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