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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (July 28, 1905)
Nemaha Advertiser ttV. W. GANDERS, PuoLiQHcn Nemaha, - - Nebraska A runu Is seldom as bad tiu ho thinks its wife thlnka lio 1h. Never Judgo a Kuan's worth by what n woman values him nt In a broacn-of-promlsc suit -- Z. Prosperity hau ruined more men thnu adversity but that kind of ruin in so much more delightful. In tackling tho railroad problem It 1b a good deal easier lo nay whut shouldn't than what should be. According to Dr. Hlllln the pooplo "upend too much In Insurious eating." Also In luxurious drinking, doctor. One of Nan Patterson's lawyers says alio is fitted only for tho stage. Such attacks on tho stage nro uncalled for. Lillian liussell might try bo mo of her ndvlco on '7Iow to Keep Hus bands" before offering It to the pub lic. Dowlo la talking of Issuing bonds. Zlon City common and preferred may yet figure In tho regular stock nmrkot tables. When a girl has u corn that causey her to limp she always apologizes by saying that she must have twisted hor ankle. Tho only living ex-Presldcnt got equally exciting sport by staying at homo and writing an article nbout woman's clubs. If Mr. Itockofellcrs critics get him thoroughly roused, by tho great horn spoon ho will proceed to glvo away his wealth In million dollar chunks! Leading C'ongrcgatlonallBts deplore tho talk that has been aroused by tho question of tainted money. Mr. Rocke feller will agreo wlUi them on that point. Nino out of every ten servant girls In Germany havo money in tho banks. We might say In passing that the ser vant girl has the only suro get-rlch-qulck Bchemo on earth. President Eliot of Harvard thinks the long vacation of three or four mouths should bo cut to two weok and. that football ought to be curbed. Why, the mun wants to mako the col lege courso a serious matter! Our old frlond General Bullcr has got htmsolf elected a momber of a Tlllago council In England Perhaps 4ho gcnoral's experience In tho lloer war convinced him that his forto lay in tho civic rather than tho military branch of tho public sorvlco. An ofllclal of the Egyptian govern ment has been in Philadelphia looking at lightning rods. It seems the cli mate of tho Nile Valley has so changed that lightning threatens the pyramids. The decoration of those ancient piles with lightning tods would certainly give tliera an odd appearance. Even as a king may look at a cat, If tho eat doe not hldo under tho throne, so may a man look at a more diamond Jf It ts lying round. A news paper man wu saw the great three-thousand-carat diamond found In the 1'reinlor mine says that It looks like a piece of washing soda. Tho descrip tion puts tho diamond at onco within the roach of any housewife. Peaeo is an orponslve tiling to main tain. Thirty-one obsolete British war ships, which cost fifteen million dollars to build, were recently sold for less than ouo-twentleth of that sum, to be broken up into Junk. They wero sea worthy, and in their time were power ful englnoa of war, and becamo obso lete only because progress in marine mechanics has enabled governments to build vessels against which Uiese would bo helpless. They havo done their work, and tho British have the consolation that It would cost less to rebuild ithclr whole navy than to pay the bills for oven a little war. So they wore worth what they cost. A slab from a royal palace In Nino voh, on winch had been carved an In scription, whlch covered about lialf of K, fjid tho rude picture of a king, recently arrived In the port of Now York. The collector of customs as sessed tho slab a.s "a manufacture of limestone," subject to a duty of fifty por cent ad valorem. The Importer In isbed that It was a manuscript, and not liable to duty. The board of gen eral appraisers decided that the caw ing was a manuscript Another de partment of the government would be sure to overrule that decision promptly If tho importer carried the slab, four bjr Ave feet iu ln, to the New York jwetoilco and fctked t hare It eeut, aaj to 'Babylon, Long LsUnd, at manu icrlpt rat The postal fltetole would deny the request with fieenful colex" lty. "If you never do more tiran you ar paid for, you will ncvor get paid foi more than you do." A ffood motto, that! It In tho motto which tho gtri of a trndo training school In Boatou havo adopted nn the principle which shall guide thorn in their work. II might well bo the motto of every man and woman who tolls. And w?io of ut do not? Who Is there to whom It do?j not npply? Theso young slrls who are preparing themselves for u life of tlic highest social worvlce that of real usefulness In the work of tike world have hit upon tho principle of true km" ces. In fact, they have hit upon the only principle which can assure sue ces that Is worthy of tho nr.ift. It li a safe guide tho only safo guide for working girl and for working boysi for working men and for wariclng women. It In a motto which may bo expanded Into ti philosophy of Hfo. It stands for honesty, for fidelity and foi elnclency. It (Hands for ptirposo, far courage and for zeal. It fecognlzes the value of sincerity, of Integrity, of worth. It places onanhood and worn anhood above everything else. It marks the way of sXicceas. The man who glvea less than he receives will bo deft behind In the race of life It Is tho fit who survive. Tho real failures aro the men and women who havo de ceived themselves into thinking thnt they can nuocced without being worthy of success. Thoy give little and expect rmidh. Thoy are doomed to disappointment. Thoy may accum ulate anoney, but their lives are desti tute of thoso achievements which mean success. They may wield powei ovor tlKilr ellowmcn, but their own souls aro dwarfed by their thoughts and their deeds. Tho success worth struggling for is not to bo attained In that way. These Boston girls hava fonnd the key which opens the dooi of truo success. It io tho key of mer it. Tho servant must bo worthy ol his hire. One of the worst evils In American public llfo is that which, In half-humorous Batlro, la known as "the Third House;" In othor wordo, the "lobby." Tho lobbyists havo become so closely associated with legislative corruption that it is easy to forgot their legitimate beginning and the original reasonable ness of their existence. But the cloak of respectability with which they still cover themselves was onco nn honest garment, and in some senses is so still. A legislative body, being merely rep. rcsentatlve, cannot know all tho wishes of all the people; consequently, when some special act Is under consideration, It often happens that there aro men outsldo tho Leglslaturo who know moro of what the' effect of the act will be than tho members themselves. If these men ao Interested in the matter it is natural and right that they should present their views to' tho legislators. If they are not personally Interested it is on easy step for them to intcreedo for thoso who are; and so a class of professional lobbyists has appeared. Not all attempts to influence tho vote of n legislator are dishonest or wrong On tho contrary, It Is perfectly Just that a street-railway company or a shoo manufacturer or a group of farm ers should seek the special legislation which will be for their interests; but tho lawmakers must consider not on class alone, but all classes, and it it their duty not to allow their action tc bo controlled by any argument more potent than an appeal to justlco and good scriBe. Private lntorests, which originated the lobby, have been lti most helpless victims. But tho "sand bagging" policy the Introduction oj bills drawn for the special purpose ol Inducing private Interests to glv bribes to have them dropped has re ceived a hard blow ut tho hands ol Governor Folk of Missouri. He sim ply notified all the Interests which had maintained lobbyists at tho state-hous that if they would keep their men away ho would veto every "aahd-bag-glng" measure. They did their pari of the bargain and ho did his, with the result that Missouri politics has nevci been cleaner or more effective than during the last winter's session Of th Legislature. Odd Niuucs. Miss Death was brought to tho Ger man borstal In Philadelphia, snya Fuel, to bo operated upon for aDnen- dicltls. She was a daughter, she said, of an undertaker. Tho name of the surgeon who wru chosen to perform the operation waa Dye Dr. Frank Hackett Dye. When tho operation was over Mis Death was placed in charge of twa. nurses. Mi.w Payne 1 the day nurse. MIsi Grone is tho ulht nurse. The patient recovered rapidly and In a short time bade srood-by to Dr. Dye. Miss ivm and Misa Grone. Philadelphia Kocord Why lie Noddrd. "Did the editor approve of yora poem?" "Weil, when I read it to him h nodded." "Iudeed? And what did he sax when you had finished V "Oil. He was alctp thtn." Phila delphia Prow. Cure For The Blues ONE MEDfCINE THATJiAS NEVER FAILED Health Fully Restored and tliB Joy tt Lifo Regained When aeheerfnl, brave, light-hearted woman Is suddenly plunged Into thai perfection of misery, the BLUES, it ii a nad picture. It ia usually this way : She has been feeling "out of sorts" for liorao time; bend has ached and back also; has slept poorly, been quite ncrveus, and nearly fainted once or twice; head dliusy, and heart-beats very fast; then thnt beurfcig-down feeling, and during' her menstrual period she is exceedingly despondent. Nothing pleascHher. Her doctor nays : "Cheer up: you havo dyapepsia; you will be all right soon." But she doesn't get " all right,1 and hopo vanishes; then come the brood ing1, morbid, melancholy, everlasting BLUES. Don't wait until your sufferings have driven you to despair, with your nerves nil shattevod and "your courage gone, but take Lydia E. Plnltham's Vege table Compound. Seo what it did for Mrs. Rosa Adnms, of 810 12th Street, Louisville, Ky niece of tho late Gen eral Roger Hanson, C.S.A. She writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkhnm: " I cannot tell you with pen and ink what Lydia K. Piiikham's VcautALi Compound has dono for ino. I wittered with female troubles, cxtremo lamltudo, the blues,' nervounnees and that aJl-aona focling. I wa advised to try Lydia E. Pinkbam's Vegetable) Compound, and it not only cured my fomalo derangement, but it lias rcntored mo to perfect health and strength. The buoyancy of my younger dayit has returned, ud I do not mir ror any longer with deHiondency, as I did be fore. I consider Lydia 12. PJnkham's Vejco table Compound a boon to tick and suffering women." If you have nome derangement ol the female organism write Mrs. Plnkbam, Lynn, Mass., for advice. The manufacturers of gloves say they make a No. 6 woman's glove linger than tbey did live years ago. Women liavo become more athletic and thin hands havo grown larger, but they insist on wearing tho samo number of gloves. A firm of tailors in the north of England has compared the measure ments for clothing made two genera tions ago witn those of today, the re sults going to show that chest and hip measurements aro now throe lobes on tin average more than they wero sixty years ago. AN OLD MAN'S TRIBUTE. An Ohio Fruit Kulmer, 78 Yearn Old. Cnrcd of n Terrible Cane After Ten Ycure of Butlcrm j. Kidney Justus, ti;!t denier, of Men tor. (;iio, says: 'I was cured by lan's Kidney IMls of a severe t;l if 1-1 1 &$3iY trouble, of'rtght Mif.::3tf!&l r ten yo.u-s' iU4tjHn, x ,1111 fered the most severe backache and other pains In the region of the k I d n u y a. Tllf'Sf wnrn n. Pfdally severe when ntooplt! to lift anything, nd often 1 could hardly straighten my back. The uchlng was bad In the day time, hut Just :is had ftt night, and I was always lam- Jn the morning. 1 w.n bothered with rheu matic pains and dropsical swelling of tlic feet. The urinary passages were painful and the secretiouK were dis eolorcd and so freo that often I had to nse ! at night. I felt tired all day. ualf n box served to relieve me, and three boxes ffoctod a permanent euro." lostr-Mllburn Oo Buffalo, N. y. for sale by a)) dealers. Price 50 cents. Beautify Your ralis and d Reck Gmmni Ln tlnta, Doco not rob or scale. Dcctroyn dU easo gerraa and vermin. No washing ol trulls after onoo applied. Aiy on can bruih It on mix vrith cold water. Other finishes, bear In c fanciful namoi aud mixed wlUi eithor bot or cold water, do not Jhiyo tliQ oomontlnf property ot Alabastlno. They aro stuokon with gluo, or otlier axiimal mattor, which rots, feeding dlaoaao jrcrms, rubbing, scaling,- and spoiling walls, cleth. liiff, etc. 8uoli irinlskea siast bo wuhed oft every year espenilre, filthy work. Buy Alabactino only lu Avo pound pck njcee, properly labeled. Tint card, pietty wall and celling detlra, " Uinta oi DecorctiDg" aid oar artUto' services in ttHklmg color plus, flrce. ALABASTINE CO trasc fefhfe, JIUeki ot Nf Wa4r &t., H. T. HUMOE OF THE WEEK STORIE8 TOLD BY FUNNY MEW OF THE PRESS. Odd, Curious nnd Laughable Phnnen oj Iluitinn Nature Ornphlciillr Portray ed by Kmlncnt Word Artlata of Our Own Uay A Ihidtict of Fuu. "Doctor," aid the bride of a year, "I wish you would try to persuade my husband to lay aside the cares of busi ness and take a fow weeks' rest. I'm suro he 1b killing himself with over work." "Why do you think so?" nsked thfl M. P. "Been use," nhe explained, "when wc were tlrst married he always pot home from the ofllcc by 5 o'clock, but now ho Is often detained until after mid night." Certainly. Kathnrlne Tho public is waging war against the milk trust. Kidder Yes, .and the public will ba forced to take water, as usual. San I'VanolMco Call. lloth NeeeHary. The Watchman What arc you look, inj; for? Tho Seeker I just lost two license! a dog und a marriage license. The Watchman Well, hero's tlu marriage license. I found It in tbt hall. Tho Seeker It ain't no good with, out the dog license. She agreed tc marry me providing I also got n 11 censo for her dog. Cincinnati En (julrer. Perfectly Safe. Weary Walker Say, yer a disgrace tor do profesh. I heard yer tolliu' dal woman yer'd saw some wood for hoi If she gev yer a meal. Kagson Tatters G'on! Don't yei s'pose I made suro foist dat she dtdn'l have no wood ter Baw? Philadelphia Press. AVhnt Pupa Said. The young wife had just returned from making a duty call. "There," she exclaimed, as she re moved a new $27.08 hat from her head "a great load has been lifted from mj mind." "I suppose so," rejoined her husband with a large, open-faced sljrh, ,as he glanced at the hat, "and there will hi a greater load lifted from mine when J get squaro with your milliner." An Kurly Sturt. Brown I see by the papers lhat Ardupp has just celebrated Iti.s goldei wedding. Green Ills golden wedding! Why, he was only married yesterday. Brown Yes, but he married an heir ess. Aa tt Result. "Did you hear that the Ollenbyi have separated?" "No. What was the trouble?" "lie minted her to move to theh country placo, and she wouldn't thlnli of leaving town." "And where are they now?" "She has gone to her mother out oa the farm, mul he Is living with hh parontfl in town." Chicago Tribune. Purely n Qucntioti of Hpeed. "What la tho greater the genera) who wins tne battle or the general whe successfully brings his army through a dangerous retreat?" '"That Is a hard question to answei without knowing which war corr spondent got tho wire flrat." Clnclu natl Commerdl-Trlbuae. NAMES BEST DOCTOR ME. BAYBSON PUBLISHES BESULT8 OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE. A Former Pronounced Djnpnptltt tin Now n-Jolcin In I'erftict Krc-rJojii front MtftcrlcB of Indication. Thousands of sufferers know that tho reason why thoy aro irritable nnd dc pressed aud norvous and sleepless is bo chuso their food does not digest, bnt how to get rid of tho difllculty ia tho puzzling question. Good digestion calls for strong diges tive organs, nnd strength comes from a supply of good rich blood. For thirf reason Mr. Buyssou took Dr. Williams Pink Pills fter flio euro of indigestion. " Thoy havo been my best doctor," ho says. ' ' I was suffering from dyspepsia.! Tho paiuq in my strtmach aftar meal wero nlmosb unbearable. My sleep was ' very irregular and my complexion waa nallow. As tho resnlt of using olghtJ boxes of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, nbouti tho merits of which I loarned from frioudu iu France, I havo escaped all' theso troublos, and am ablo again irotnko pleasuro iu eating." A vory simple story, but if it hud not, been for Dr. Williams1 Pink Pills ifcf might havo been a tragic ono. Whou dia comfort bogins with oating, fills up the intervals between monls with pniij, and! prevents sleep at night, there certainly cannot bo much pleasuro In living. A final general breaking down must bo merely a question of time. Mr. Josoph Baysuou is a native ot Aix-los-Balns, Frnnce, but now resides at No. 245)9 Larkin street, San Francisco, Cal. He is ono of a great number who can testify to tho romorkablo efficacy of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills in tho treatment of obstinate disorders of the stomach. If you would get rid of nausea, paiu or burning in tho stomach, vertigo, ner vousuees, insomnia, or any of tho othor misoricB of a dyspeptic, got rid of tho wcakuess of tho digestivo organs by tha nsoof Dr. WirMams' Pink Pills. They aro sold by druggists overywhero. Proper diet is, of course, a great aid in forwarding recovery onco begun, and a littlo book, "What to Eat nnd How to Eat," may bo obtained by any one who makes u roquost for it by writing to tho Dr. Williams Medical Co., Sclveneotady, N.Y. This valuable diot book contains an important chapter on tho simplest mean 3 for tho euro of constipation. Say what you ploaEc about false teeth there Is. this In their favori You du not have to cut them in tho lirat placo or have them pulled In the end. Atchison (Kan.) Globe. Few men acquire teh habit o f throwing tho cloak of charity ovei tho faults of others by the practice of hiding their own sins. Chicago Tribune. A young man started in the livery business and tho first thing did was to have a sign painted represen ting himself holding a uulo by the bridle. Ho was particularly proud of this stroko of business enterprise and asked of his wife: "Is that not a good likeness uf me?" "Yes" she replied "it is a peifect pictured you; but who Is the fellow holding the briale?'' N. Y. Globe. CHANGED HUSBAND. Wife Mode Wise Chpuue In 1'ood. Change of diet is the only way to really cure atomach and bowel trou ble. A woman says: "My husband had dyspepsia when wr were married and had suffered from it for several years. It was al most Impossible to tlnd anythlns ho could eat without ball results. "I thought this was largely duo to tho use of coffee and persuaded htm to discontinue it. He did so, and be gan to drink Postum Food CofTee. The change did him jiood from the begin nlng, his digestion improved; ho suf fered much less from his nervouaness, nnd when he added Grape-N'uta food to his diet ho was soon eutlrely cured. "My friend, Mrs. - , 0f , VIcksburg (my former home) had bo come n norvous wreck also from dya pepsla. Medicines had no effect, neither did travel help her. On my last visit home, some months ngo, 1 persuaded her to use Grapo-Nutn food, She was In despair, and consented. She stuck to It until it restored hc health so completely that she la now the most enthusiastic frloud of Grape Nuts that I ever kuew. She eats tt with cream or dry, just aa It comes from the packagekeeps it in hei room and eats It whenever she feoh like it. "I began eating Grape-Nuts food, myself, when my baby was 2.nionthj old. and I don't know what I sbouM have done without It. .fy appctit waH gone, 1 was weak and ncrvom and afforded but very little nourish ment for the child. Tho Grape-Nut food, of which I soon grow very fond, speedily set all this right again, and tho baby grow healthful, rosy nnd beautiful as a mothor could wish. lie la '2 years old now and eats Grape Nuts food himself. I wish avry tired young mother knew of the cod that Grape Nntu would do her." Names given by Pootum OeN Ka'ttl Creek, Mich. Thtrt reatea . ft