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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (May 12, 1905)
Nemaha Advertiser W. W. SANDERS. PuntioHen Nemaha, Nebraska J i Is not, irrnrrntly known tTiat tho rolnli iif Meixeo turn out more silver moupy tl)iin tlioso nf any other coun try in the world. Lasb year Mexico ihlppotl Hovoral mMlon silver dollars to China. A Tftlo or HiilTorlnR. ! Oakley. Mich.. Alny 3. (Special.) "1 could not sleep or rost In any place, BflVH I-Morcnce ('upon of this placo In a recent interview, "I hud n pain In my back ni .l hips. If I sat down I could not set up out of my clinlr. 1 was n pnln nil the time. I sot poor for I did not out pijouk" to kctp n Bmtill culld. I could not rest nights. i "Then 1 sent for a box of Dodd a Kldw-v IMIls and went to talcing thorn land what do you think that very night II went to bml and I slept till morning. I got up and thanked God for tho intent's rest and Dodd's Kidney Pills, il kiov that Dodd's Kidney Pilla aro all .that Ih claimed for them," Tula is only one of I ho numerous ex Iperloiicos that ahow .e way to build 'up run down iieoplc Is to euro tho kid neys. Thousands of people In every Slate hoar witness to U.e fact that Dod'l- Kidney I'llls never fa J to curu 'the kidneys. I PRETTY KHAR IT. Insurance- Examiner' Has then; been any Insanity In your fain 1 1 Mrs. Do A "iioo Woll, my" slsi married a man who hadn't. acM Hr..I. II. Ollrn, Kvrott, Pa., HuOVr. n Kr with kliliify and antral trouble. Cur! by I) rldKeunedy'i Favorite lUmeily, Koudotit, N. V. Quit ns to wtiab you would do t lome one else's placo, and do you befit In your own. Mrs WlnBlowB 800THlNa SYKUP for I'M, fren teethlnit, voftaui the guiai, reduce lnflu ntlon. ully pain, cures oulio. Price 2 o 1 Quit waiting round for chances tc turn up. Go and turn them up. IiiYABtigntion of tlio Packer . Very general Interest has been maul Rested In the government investigation sow in progress into the mode of eon ducting buelnesB by the large packer) focated in Chicago and riaewhero Much has been written uoon the al Jkged. illegal and improper modes ol business procedure cwinoctad with tlx packing Industry; but it seems that oc Tar no definite charge ef any kind has been sustained and no proof of Mega. er inequitable methods has bee? dls closed to the public. While a wave ol severe critlcldm of tills great Industrial Sntorest 18 now passing over the conn (try It might be well to remambwr that J he packers Lave had as yet no oppor unity to make specific denial, the puny Indefinite charges of wrougdoi 5ng baring never been formulated sc. hat a categorical anawer could hi' Hade. The recent report of Commissioner Barfleld, which embodied the result! if an official investigation undertaken y the Department of Commerce and Jjabor of the Unltod States, was a Tin Ilcation of the Western packers, but this resnlt having been unexpected at tempts 'lu many quarters to discredit II vera made. , In vlow of the situation as it now stands, however, attention may proper Jy bo called to a few factB that owina to popular clamor are now Doing ap. parently overlooked. Fair treatment In this country has heretofore boon ac corded to all citizens whose affairs an sumo promlnoneo in the public eyo and onie of the facta that bear upon the relation of the packers to the couii toerco of the country may at this tlma be briefly alluded to. it would b difficult to estimate the benefits gained by the farmers of the country result Ing from the energetic enterprise of tho packers, for whatever is of benefit to the farmer is a gain to the entire teomuiereo of the country. And con nected with their continuous aggres sive work no feature perhaps has been Wore Important than their efforts In coking outlets all over the world for we surplus products of the farmer. Our total exports of agricultural prod Sets have gained but little in the past twenty years, and leaving out corn, the total of all otlier farm products waa far lesB in 1003 than in 1891. But iu Hacking house products there was con siderable gain during this period, bo cause an organired and powerful fore pas been behind them seeking new and broader markets. Besides the benefits reaped by farm ers on account of the enterprise and energy exercised by the packers in at taining commercial results by foreign trado, tho great development in the toanufacture of packing house by-nroil acts has added enormously to the raluo of all live stock raised in tins United Statea. The waste material of )wenty years ago, thou an expense to Iho packer, is now convortod into ar ticles of great value and, as an eco nomic fact, this must correspondingly tncreano tho value to the farmer of srory head of cattle marketed nt tha umerous stock yards of the country, tet theso facts be remembered while tow It is so popular to regard the treat packing industry aa deserviug of condemnation. At least it must be ad bitted tli at, so far, there is no ado uato reason for the almost unanl tious howl that may be heard every where in tho face of the Garfield re port above alluded to which practical- (y oxoneratea tho packera from the oh- ure and indefinite charges that have win for aome time mst made tl.e ub- ect of uoyul-ir "" : The Main Tiling. "A village client of mine had beet trying through me for woven yearn U collect n claim against the govern mcnt," Bald the lawyer, "and at las! tho claim was allowed and 1 receive! a chock for .?S,000. "As tho man was poor 1 know tha thla would ho a great windfall fc bin and It was with considerable exului tlon that I put the chock In my poeku and started for the house. Tho nun himself was awny aoinewhero, but at IiIh wife answecrd my knock I nhowej her tho chock and called out: " 'At last, Mrs. Davis at last" "'What is It?' she asked. " The claim ban boon allowed an! here Is a chock for SS.OOO.' "'Yea, I ace,' she answered, 'bu! please don't talk quite ho loud or yot will wako the baby upl' " Iter (Jain. "How Is your Invalid hoarder get ting on?" naked the caller. "Very nicely," replied Iho landlady "Ho Iuib a splendid appetite." "Splendid appetite? Why, ho onlj oats a cracker each meal." "Well, that la a splendid nppotitt for me. If all tho boardora only ate t cracker I'd make a fortune." Out In J-'lralitomid. The Father Eunice, I don't llko tin company your young man Sponnamor keeps. Tho Daughter Why, papa, I'm tin only company he's keeping these daya Similar Puzzle. "John, there Wuh a funny old salloi around UiIb morning who could actual ly put a ship in a bottle. He said fol a dime he'H teach mo tho pmtzlc." "Why didn't you hold him?" "You don't want any ships in bottles do you?" "No, but perhaps ho could tell mi how to got a piano into our little tint.' i Choice. )opor Yes, I havo Indigestion. A' night I dream about green dragons anj purple eagles. Kldwood What are you doing it tho day? Doper Oh, I go arouild reciting mj dreams among my nutomohHIn) friends and they name their raclt:j machines after the objects of in dreams. Constant Attention. "Oh, papa, my tooth aches again!" "H'm Aro you going to continue H oat a box of candy every day after yoi aro married?" "Yes, indeed! I suppose yow think ohould mnrry a candy manufacturer? "No; 1 think you'd better marry acntlst" Never Suw It. .Vlfe Well, did ye find th' puddln I left for you in the saucepan? Collier (whose favorite dish Is bollei puddings) Oh, ay; I found It rlgh enough, it were a stunner! Wife Did you take the cloth oil'? Collier (aftor a pause) Were then & cloth on? L'uuch. At the I'rewent Writlnu. Quadds Scribbles Is BUfforln? froit writer's cramp. Spencer Why, 1 thought he employ ed an amanuensis. Qustdds So ho does, but the cramr la In his Jaw. See? Knew the Syiuptonin, "Oh, John," exclaimed Mrs. Newpop "I fool dreadfully uneasy! The babj hasn't cried all day." "More uneasiness here, my dear,' nnswered Nowpop, with an overgrow Blgh. "He'll probably make up for it by crying all night." Crucial Teat. Ida Yes, 1 am going to marry i photographer. He has such an uuruiuo( disposition. : .May Why should you think so? I Ida I have seen him take the plo t ure of a baby without even losing liil omper. SliuiiloroiiH. IHcks M.Iss Stalker's new picture Ij a speaking likeness, Isn't It? Wicks Woll, it wouldn't look llkj her If It wasn't, SomervHlo Journal .1 rrinv. "Why Is tho Ozar so turbulent thli morning r iiskqii uio royal caller. '"Sh!" whispered the high oulelal 'Some one juat sunt him a hook anj nsisteu no should road It." "Ah, something lallammahlo, on V" "Worse than that. It was eullot The Simple Life.' " HAPPY WO MEM. r 1 1 Mrs. Paro, wife of C. B. Pare, a prom 1 n e n t resi dent of Gins from a coin. plication o kidney trou bles. Besides a bad back, I had a great deal of trou ble with the h o c r c tions, which wero pxceedlngly variable, sometime excea Rlve and at other times scanty. The color wna high, and passages were ao companlud with a scalding sensation. Doan'a Kidney Pills soon regulated tho kidney secretions, making tholr color normal and banlshod tho Inflammation which caused the scalding Kcnaation. I can rest well, my back la strong and Bound and I feel much bettor in every way. '' For sale by all dealers, prlco CO cent per box. FOSTEIt-MILBUHN 00H Buffalo, N. Y. Private Oar liinea. The railroads seem very willing to have the private ear lines brought un der the Jurisdiction of tho Interstate Commerce Commission. A railroad president Is authority for the statements that lines are paid mileage, without discrimination, and the question of ex :essive charges is a matter for the shipper to settle with the car lines, bo long as there Is no law to govern thoii rates. Car mileage paying has been de cided to bo as legal as tho payment of rental for property. rATK or Oiuo, City or Tolcoo. 1,UCjU COUNTY. Vkank J. Chknkv lnnke.i oath tint ho Is th( Hnlor ttHrtnerof tlio llrni of 1'. .T. Citknky & tint ho Is i Co., tlofiiR buslneas In tho City of Tolodo, Count; iiiul Ktute uforosiild. and that said llrm will paj tho mum of ONE HUNDKHD DOLLAIW for eaci iintl oery c.osoof Catarrh Hint cannot be cureo uy the uso of JIai.i.'s'Uatakku Cujik. Kit AN K J. CIIKNEY. Sworn to licfore mo ntidsubscrlbtd lu my pros eiice. thU nt It day of Docembur, A. I). IRSb. A. W. (JLKASON. A'otarv Publio. SICAIj I lull's Catnrrh Oh U takon Intcrnivlly, and ach Hrcctly on the bloml nnd mucous wurfaces of tbr lysteui, Xontt for testinumblH, frco. K. J. CHKNEY & CO., Toledo, O Hold by DniKclsts. Mmi'i Katnllr rills arc the bert. A Funny Boarder Squelched. Wilf oraenody please chase the cow down this way? asked a Hannibal (Mo. funny boaider who wanted somi milK for his oatmeal Sunday mom ing. Seizing the cream pitcher and starting It down the lice the land lady c.ruEhingly replied:' IMrase hurry the cow to wbeie tnab calf is bawling. The funny boarder now takes his meals at tho restaurant. HER U PINION. Mr. Rashful (after jears of stfadj calling") If if 1 f-houlri pro propose toto anyone, what would you thiuk? Miss LonKwait I'd thiuk the world was corulnis to an end. Quit anticipating evils futiiiro. in thi COFFEE HEART Very Plain in Sonic People. A great many people; go on suffering from annoying ailments for a long time before they can get their own consent to give up the Indulgence from which their trouble .arises. A gentleman in Brooklyn describes his experience, as follows: "I became satislied some months ago that I owed the palpitation of tho heart, from which 1 suffered almoit dally, to the use of coffee (I had been a coffee drinker for I5U years), but I found It very hard to give up the bev erage. 1 "1 realized that I must give up the harmful indulgence In coffee, but f felt the necessity for a hot table dr'.ir;, and ns tea if not to my liking, I was at a loss for a while what to do. "One day I ran across e very sen sible and straightforward presentatlo of the claims of Tostum Food Coffee, and wns so impressed thereby that I concluded to give it a trial. My ex perience with It was unsatisfacto-y till I learned how it ought to be pre pared by thorough boiling for no less than 1f or 'JO minutes. After . learned that lesson there was no trou ble. I'ostuni Food Coffee proved t be a most palatable and satisfactory hot beverage, and I have used It ever since. "The effect on my health has bee i most salutary. It has completely cure the heart palpitation from which used to suffer so much, particular!' after break(ast, and 1 never have a re turn of it except when I dine or lun . away from home and am compelled t drink the old kind of coffee becau Posturn li not served. I find th Postum Food Coffee cheers and lnv . orates, while it producer no hannfi. stimulation." Karat given by Poatu. Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a rttasou. Ton days' trial proven an ya opim1 to many. Itend the little book "The Itoad U Wollvllle" in every pkg. B o w. K y., ifSmmX Bays: "I was V $M$ffltf MM h u ft' o r 1 n tm:At!!im f WARNS OFF ALL SETTLERS. California Writer Tells of a Strip ot JLund Strewn with Skeletons. On Juno 15, 100U, 1,000,000 acres of land in California wero thrown open to entry. Tills may bo tnken up either under tho desert land act or ns home steads In ton-acre tracts. Tho Btrip stretches from Mojaro to tho Colorado Itivcr. Wo "wish to warn all Intending set llcrs to let this land alono. There a a ,good doal of talk about "making the desert bloom as tho rose." Home des erts blossom, but not this one. Nobody ,wlll over do more for this desert titan iMothcr Nature has done. Tho only blooming Nnttirc has brought about (there is that its freckled bosom bios- teems with lnrge alkali pustulen or pimples, punctuated with sage brush and cactus. Tills sums up the Horn of tho new promised land. Tho fauna includes Jack rabbits, horned toads, Gila monsters nnd venomous snakes. The soli is coarso gravel, und on top of tho coarse gravel there Is a Jlno alkali powder which, when the wind blows and the wind blows often sweeps over the scorching and barren land like the dreaded sandstorms of the Sahara, which, by the way, thoy much resemble. Even far to the southwest, across the lofty mountain rnnges, theso desert sandstorms some times sweep, reaching the favored dwellers in southern California in tho midst of their orange groves. Even this distant touch of the desert winds causes troes to wither, grass to scorch ond men and animals to suffer keenly. (Over this dreadful desert the sun I moves like a ball of lire across a sky !of brass. Rarely doo a cloud break the intensity of its pitiless rays. Those credulous persons who may behove that this is the kind of desert which, by Irrigation, may be turned into a garden are doomed to disap pointment. There Is no water on this desert strip. The waters of the Color ado may bo led on the lands of the Yuma desert, but that Is far lower in level than nre these. Much of this Mojave strip Is at an elevation of '2,000 or 8,000 feet. As for artesian water, tho writer personally knows of one well which was bored for near ly 2,000 feet, ending In igneuos rock and producing nothing but profanity. The last hope for the setitler on this barren hind would be the discovery of the precious metals. They may exist there. We do not say they can not be found. But we know that the dand has been prospected by experi enced miners for half a century. If a tenderfoot can And a gold mine where an old California miner fnirs lie is a smart tonderfoot. But we doubt his success. We warn nil Eastern people not to be deluded by false, even if well .meaning, representations concerning .this strip of land between Mojave nnd he Colorado River. It Is strewn with tho skeletons of prospectors, the bona? of animals. It is a place of skulls. San Francisco Argonaut. Hovr It Struck "Joe." "Joe" w-as tho name of a servant employed for many years by Mr. Clar ence King, the eminent geologist. Joe'a life was evidently in his work, and hc Judged of all tilings in the world by their relation to it In "King's Mem oirs" tills anecdote of Joe's point of view is given: At a gentleman's country sent, with good servants' accommodations, amplo facilities for blacking boots and brush ing clothing, well-trimmed lawns anil genteel society, Joe was in paradise: 1iut experience in the muddy or dusty wilderness half-paralyzed his useful ness and wholly quenched his enjoy ment On one occasion, attended by this man only, King made his way to the Grand Canon of the Colorado, and (Stood for a time dumb uivon Its brink, overwhelmed by the vastness and tho glory of tho scene. At last It seemed to him that ho must speak; and as ho (turned away he said: "Well, Joe, how does it strike you?" "it's no place for a gentleman, sir!" was tho reply. Itnlv'H Vounir Kinir. The young King Victor Emmanuel III. has been a revelation to his people. Long before King numbert was cruel ly assassinated, reports wero circulat ed that the heir to the throne was In tellectually a weak man, a know-nothing; and it wns common talk that ho would never be allowed by the Ital ians to reign over them. The unexpect ed happened, as It so often does. King numbert wna murdered on the 20th of July, 1000. Ills son assumed his rights without the slightest hint of trouble, and he hao proved to be as intelligent, conscientious nnd Judicious a sovereign as United Italy has had. St. Nicholas. Mean That Wny. "That's a tine-looking horse, my friend." "Yep." "Does he shy nt automobiles?" "Nope. He-stands pcrfockly still, jpocJally If he's right In tho path of rem." Dotroit Tribune. A vain woman may accuse a man of being a flatterer, but never of being a .liar. E GENERAL WEAKNESS AND PE7EI DISAPPEAR TOO. now n IVomnn "Wn Freed from Trnnblcf That Hnd Mario Life Wretched for Mnny- Ycnrs. Tho immediate causes of headaohe vary, but. most of thorn come from poo or poisoned blood. In n uremia tho blood; Is scanty or thlu ; tho nerves aro import (notly nourished nnd pain is the way iq which they oxpross their weakness. In colds tho blood absorbs poison from tha mucous surfaces, nnd tho poison irritfttoB, tno norves nnd producos paiu. In rhott maMam, malaria and tho grip, tho poisoa In tho blood prodocon liko discomfort. Ia Indigestion the gnsos from tho impnr niattor Kept in tho system affoot the) blood in tho same way. Tho ordinary headache-cures at beat, pivo only temporary relief . Thoydoadoa tho pain but do not drive tho poison ou of tho blood. Dr. Williams Pink Pilla) on the coutrary thoroughly rcuow th, Mood and tho pain disappears perma nently. Women in particular havo found tho.se pills nn unfailing rollaf in head K'hea nausod by autamia. MissStnlla Blocker recently ald: "Dr, Williams' Pink Pills did mo a great deal of good. I had headache nearly all th limo. After I hnd tnkott throo boxoaof Ihoso pilla I became entirely well." "How long had you unfferod V Bh was asked. 11 For sovernl years. I can't toll the sxact date when my illness began for il same on by slow degrees. I hnd beea going dowu hill for many years." "Did you havo any other uilmentn? I " I was very weak and fioraotiinos Iliad' Tover. My liver and kidneys wero of footed as woll as my head." " How did you como to take tho rem edy that curod you?" "I saw in a southern newspaper ,' itatemeut of sonio person who was ouredj of it liko troublo by Dr. Williams' Piuk Pills. My physician hadn't douo me any good, so I bought a box of those pilla. Aftor I had taken ono box I felt somuoh bettor that I kept on until I became en-' tirely well." Miss Blocker's homo is at Leauder, Louisiana. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills arl sold by all druggists. Besidos headache they cure neuralgia, Relation, norvousl prostration, partial paralysis and r.hou-1 rnntism Quit saying that fato is against) fou. Mnnv School Children Are Sickly. Mother amy' Swvet I'owderi for Chlldres, iiscil I v Mrtli'T Gray, n ure In Children' Horn, Nt-w V"nrU, lireuV uii Coldi In 21 hours. cur Coa f IpftUim, KeverlnUueii, lIMdolis, SH jaok Troubles, Teethhijf Disorders, mora nnd rtioJUU ilm boweU ami Denroy Worini. Sold by all tlruvrM or by mall. 5& Sample raaltod FUES. Aildrri.1 ALI.IN S. OlmwTEO. L Roy. N. Y. Quit talking big things and do nn 5111 -ill oocs. 1 (i LAS W. 1. DOVOLAO MAKES AND 3EU.8 MORE MEN'S $3.80 BHOKS VKAH ANY OTUKil MMIOrACTVF.ER IK 1UE WOULD. SlOiOOO nEVVARD to nyoM who cn dliprovo tbli (t&tratnt. , W. Ti. Poujrlnn S.1.CO ulioos nrp Uio -rri.il ,.( Ki'lliTri III till, iwtl'ltl 1C- cnns of tholi- oxcelloiit ptyle, I'lisy It tlni- Jinil hiiperlor wt-arliuj mmlltlc. Tliuynrojiwt us t:ol us llioso iliiit enftt from S5.0O to W7.00. Tin; ly llf- fjta.no hIiucs coHt limro to mi'Ui', liobl tliolr h1iuh hotter, ivenr lmiKcr, nnd mi- or jjwnN'r vidito .ttinii iniy '1it .-'(.. "0 h)o ni Mio inn rltPtto-Uuy. A.L. Douirlus t-" '''"' Cl tlielr valuu by stniniilnc liN liiuno nnd tntro on tlie bottom r ouch hlioo. J.nnlt for It. Tnkn no Mtbitltuto. V. I.. 1oiikIhm Wi.RO dlions nro sold flirntieh lilft own retail HtorcH in tlio ltrliiclpul cities, anil by hIioo liilrn ovoryw lioro. .Vo mnttcr ivlioro tiiu lire, V. L. Uonulns nbocs nro wltiiln yuur ruiich. "Tho Oast I Evor Varo." " urite to lav thnt I hate leorn your 13.10 tUntl'ir tht pint Jif V'txrs, and Ami t' cm the txtt l trer wort." (!rr. Frank T. Hipcetf, COS Kait Jejferion St., Js)uuvtllt, AV. Boys wcnrW, L. Douo:!a5$2.50 and $2.00 shoes becatioo tliey fit better, hold their ehape and wear longer than other make. If. I Douglas vies Ccrona CoUnlin in hit IS.S0 ihnrt. Corona Celt U ecnctdni to be the finest pattnt Uathtr yroductd. Past Color E)-clets will not wear brasiy. W. b. PoubIrh tins the larcest shoo mall order liiMint'sa In tlio wnrlil, No trouble to vnl a fit by mall. 15 conU oxtra prnpays deltrury. ir you iieRiro iiinnnr inrnrtnRiion, inior Uluitrattd Catalogue of Spring tStvlti. W. L. DOUOUS, tlrocktoo, Mats. l7TTTTWni Quit pretenclLiK, and bo your rea s If. Found Gold in Nebraska. Investors lu VnlirasU-ii lleil Ktivte will fln( tlilatruo. Now is tho tlnio to (ret In ou thi k round Moor. Wk hRV om choio lnTeitluaU Wrlt ut for furthor Informutlon. Schumncher Jdipcp, Orleans, Neb Quit triing around with a gloomj face. Kjfl II oil. Conirh Sayrujj. Xiiies Gtod. ta tl' n. 3"' ' y-r j7-rt;l"tv K. N. D. S75, 1.) YORK, NEB IF AFFUICTEO WITH SORE EYES UttB Thomoson's tve Wate' IB K Y $ m lb& SHOES UNION (., MA0Cy7t rVV (1 m It