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JOflMAUA, NIGBBA8KA
JoIcchimhI JnkclotH (lint Are Stipiin-erl
to Hnve IJccn liccetitly Horn BnyliiRi
ml DoltiRH tlittt Arc Old, Ciirloim mill
lniiKlitblc The Wcek'n Humor.
"Old Dr. rillHbury ecem to take
llfo pretty easy," remarked the vil
lage druggM.
''Yes," replied tho undertaker, tvIiosg
mind happened to be wnnderlng at tho
time, "ho Isn't above doing an occa
ilonal Cavr for u friend."
Another Cotirert.
Mlffkwo Pcckem tclla mo that ho is
firm bcltovcr in the benefits to be do
rived from absent treatment
Biffldtw Shouldn't wonder. Ho ap
peared to be another man while his
wife was passing a month In the coun
try task tnwnnicr.
Oli), Old Story.
Tho krurdy pioneers first como
With rifles, plow nnd axes;
Then politicians follow irith
lfileiNtioBS, craft nnd taxes.
I.ont to Signf.
r. i k J
Photographer Can't you strike a lit
tlo easier position, sir?
Unclo Ilawbuck Why
"Sural'
Ileal tli y Nerve.
Green I understand Short is trou
tybd with nervous prostration.
Brown Well, he may havo been,
but he Isn't at tho present writing.
Green How do you know?
Brown I met him tills morning,
nnd he. asked me to lend him $10.
Paradoxical.
Giles Cleaver, the butcher, is a
paradoxical chnp.
Miles How's that?
Giles Why, everything he sells ho
'fives a wvli.
Ono Vroblem Bolved.
lint do you think of tho Filipino
women? ilauy of them smoko cl-
"Greatl It lrnst so simplify the
aaattor of Miylng Christinas presents."
IZfey-i S'te Journal.
limited Capacity.
Doctor What! your dyspepsia no
HfMer? Did you follow my Injunctions
vl drink hot water an hour before
breakfast?
t Patient I trlod to, doctor, but I was
., sable o keep it up for more than
jufantes at a sti'etch.
Told lu Confidence.
Mm. Homer My husband tells me
Mutt you allow your bust nnd to carry
fcttobuey. Is It true?
Peckcm- Yes; but; this is con-0-
dtlnl mind it doesn't fit the door.
I lo him carry It Just to humor him;
likes to show It to his friends for
toe purpose of making tbem believe he
Is Independent
Getting Kven.
The Judge It strikes me that 1
have seen you before, prisoner.
Tho Culprit Yea, sir. I'm a barber,
audji- shaved you only yesterday
ifciit Judge Ten years at hard labor
finturnl.
. Haberdasher Sir, do you know thai
yaiir hands 'areu't mates?
jJuatonior Yes, but you sea I inner
si-.
H&tl one from my motner ana one rroin
PE-RU-NA
MEASURES
UP TO
UNCLE SAM "A High
Any Catarrh Remedy That
so Manv Trustworthy and
Trulhs that Strike Home
Tom- grocer is honest nnd if ho cares to do bo can toll
you that ha knows very little about the bulk coffee he
sells you. How can he know, where it originally cam0 fm
how it was blended or With What
do o
In each package of LION COFFEE you get on full
pound of Pure Coffee Insist upon getting the genuine,
(lion head on every package.)
( Sftvo tho Idon-hoads for valuable premiums.)
SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE
ma m a 1 .
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W. L. DOUCLA
UNION
HADE.
$3J & $3.2 SHOES
W. I.. Dtiuclns IS3.AO shoe arc (lin creutt anltcrs In tlie
world licatllof their excellent ty iy iHllair uittl tiiu
rlnr ivearlti nnnlltle. 'I'ltoy aro Jiml ns mxul ii tlioae that
t fl'imi JV. . m tnM7,, Tim imly Uuei-iiioo Is the price.
XV. 1.. linnqla 9it.nO ihati coat metro I iiiuitc, liulil their
hnKbnttr, wear loncur, unit urnnf greater itluo than any
ullu-r it!J,.10oho on ihumnrUct l.lay. W.I... Iiiuula suur
unli' tnrtr vnli by tivnipiiiu' hU nauie ami prlco un tho
bottuni iirrurh ahoe, Xrnknrlt. Take no aiiltatituto. W.Ij.
foncluntt.f hua nroculd thronnh Ula own rrtall atorua In
the principal cl lloa, ant) ly shoe ilaler u wry tvhrr. Sn mat.
ter wheroyun II vo, W.i.. Muuglna iliaciuru within your roach.
BETTER TMAK OTItBH HAKE 3 AT AXV PMCE.
"for tht tail thru vimrt fkavt irn W.L DouglH$3MiltQeiwlfounditnot
nlv at avnd, iht Utter ISan mnvttoe that t rrfr hwtreiardlni of price."
Chat. U i'ttrrtll, Aft. CathUr Tkt Capital XtUionul ftii. Utanapolu, lnd.
Boyi -wear "V7. L. Dcraplns $2.00 and $2.00 shoes beOauao thoy fit
better, hold their toapo, and wear longer than other makos.
W.LQQUQLAS $4.00 SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PRICE.
IV. U Dtt(rtn utet Otrtnm CoUtlir in hit SS iO thott. Corona
CVM ii ttnititrxi t t$ tkt Jlnett patent Uathtr predated.
FAST COLOKHTELKTH WHLNOT WKAIC UKA8ST
W. L. Pontlki kM tta Inrcral thos wMl crdfr lmlDe In tha world.
Mo trouhlt i to jt , flt by mall. JSr. tr nrrnitjri drlivcry. If you dtilr
further ifitnitUn, unh fr JUutlralU Catalogue if Spring Stylet.
W.L. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS
1 tie unuaii bicui mill lu tuo woild
1b being constructed in Hawaii.
Pound Gold in Nebraska.
Investors In Kcbrnxkn Heal Uttivte will find
tbla truu Now in Die tlw to -el la on the
ground lloor. We have tnmanholos InYeitioeiiU,
VYrlti us tor furOw laturrualtou.
Schumacher Vjarne?, Orloans, Neb
4 -n mi .......
&aie A en million Boxes a x ear.
TMH FABaUrtS FAVORITia SKEHSOtSQ
Ji&r -
mi
CANDY CA'rca&.i?i.xic
'A t3t7 C?T CAD T
i iV I ;v- a. l'Ul 1.
TANDARD
Standard is Required 01
Has Been Endorsed b
Prominent People."
THE
or whon roastod? If you buy your
coffeo loose by tho pound, how can
you expect purity and uniform quality ?
LION COFFEE , the LEADER OF
ALL PACKAGE COFFEES, Is ol
necessity unilorm In quality,
strength and llavor. For OVER A
QUARTER OF A CENTURY, HON COFFEE
has been the standard collee In
millions of homes. i
LION COFFEE ts carefully packed
at our factories, and until opened In
your home, has no chance ol belnp; adHl
tcratcd, or ol coming In contact with dust,
dirt, ocrms. or unclean hands.
"WO0LSON BI'IOB UU., xoieao, umo,
for
MEN.
Almost tho entire output of radium
Is now boInK obtained front
American oro3.
A natural bridtfo over a canyon Id
Arizona Is forjuod by a portlfled tre
trunk.
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tjt rrr nrviirrrT o
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Real Unkind.
Her father had suddenly acquired a
Cortuno of several millions.
"I am going to Europe next sum
mer," she said. "Wouldn't It be funny
If I should happen to marry a veal lord
over there?"
"Very," was the sarcastic reply of a
discarded suitor. "Iiut that Is tho one
chuueo you have of becoming a lady."
IIIh Olmcrvallon.
She Do you believe that bleaching
the hair will drive a person Insane?
lie Sure thing. I know two fel
lows who are crazy over a bleached
blonde.
A Knock-Out JJlow.
Oatcake When my unclo Zoko wuz
lu his prime he wuz sum punklns as
a fighter, but he lin'ly got a blow wot
knocked him out for keeps.
Uayrlx Who wuz It hit him?
Oatcake Didn't nobody hit him. Ho
went tow tu' city an' delivered tli'
blow hissclf, b'gosh!
Uayrlx Hcow wua that?
Oatcake lie took an' blowed out tn'
gas.
HopelfBS Case.
Long I'd like to uso that $10 yot
borrowed of mo last week. Are yot)
lu a position to lot mo havo it?
Short No; 1 lost my position yester
day. Juvenile LokIc.
Little Ethel was loa ruing to sew,
and ono day, after vainly trying to
thread a needle, she usked:
"Mamma, don't they call tho hole
lu u needle an eye?"
"Yes, dear," replied her mother.
"Well," continued tho little miss,
"I'll bet this old needle is cross-eyed."
The UiiBiucer'B Duty.
Passenger (at depot) Say, .can I
take a train from hero to Chicago?
Gateman You'll have to see tho
manager of tho company about that?
Passenger What's tho manager got
to do with my taking a train?
Gateman Ho hires all tho engl
ueers.
Menu of Her.
"So Jack and you had a little quar
rel?" ventured the petite blonde.
"Yes," admitted tho tall brunette,
"but he says ho likes to kiss- mo after
all."
"After all? I wonder If ho means
after all the other girls?"
A. Knock.
Nell Of course, she's not pretty, but
it's remarkable how her face lights up
when she talks.
BJle Oh, that's not so ronnirkable.
She's got a lantern jaw. Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
Nerve.
OIIlco Boy Miss Keys, please mi
look at your face?
Miss Keys What for?
Ollico Boy Why, tlie boss said soma
of tlie paiut was scratched off his
typewriter. I didn't know whether
he meant you or the machine.
An Untimely Effort.
Ohurchlolgh Our minister preached
a powerful sermon last Sunday, but It
was rather ill-timed.
Goodwin How was that?
Ohurelilelgh He discoursed at
length ou the horrors of future punish
meut, but as the church was cold as
a barn, tho word picture ho painted
was wtlhiM more agreeable than other
wise. r TJicy AlwnyB lio.
"You'd make a big hit if you could
compose the words of u popular song."
"1 guess thaf s right; all I have ever
heard or soeu needed composing."
Houston Post
Ago Ron iu tuo Vamlly.
"She belongs to oue of tho oldest
families iu thesa parts."
"Poor slrl, she looks if'Illiuols
State Journal.
Ratl&or Pitansllntr.
"So you sant somo of your poceas to
tha heirvss?" lnterorgatod the friend.
"Yes," responded the struggling
bard, "and she uaid he would like to
sec mo recognized as a great genius."
"That wtfs encouraging."
"But then, confound It, she said a
great gouius was never really recog
nhscd until he was dead."
Labor.
"For spacious sako, doctor, give mo
something for my nerves. I am
worked to death."
"H'ml Koen adding to your aocounta
for the pnHt year?"
"No; trying to keop a diary for the
past few weoks."
Hopeful Sign.
"How in your sick friend?"
"He'll soou be aroind all right."
"JPeellnff better, is be?"
"Ke; bwt ke has Just bean givon trj
by tk UUno-ta Btuto Joup
UlSPtPoln M
A 1IIHE YEARS' VICTIM FINDS A
REMEDY THAT CURES.
For Two Yi-nr.i Too Weak to Work A Doxoh
Doctors Had Tried to C!ui k DNmno.
Truiitmollt Tlmt Surccrilort.
All suffeorfl from woakness or dlsor
dors of tho digestive organs will read;
with lively iutoroKfc tho story of-the com-!
ploto rocovorv of Mrs. Nettlio Darvoiuu
from chronio dyspepsia which, vtrs.
thought, to bo incurable.
"To bo ailing for nino j-cars in not a
very pleamiub experience, " said Mrs.
Darvoux, when asked for somo acconnk'
of hor illness. " For two years I was
critically ill and could not atloml to my,
household duties, and nfc ono timo I wns
so weak and mijicrablo that I could not
even walk. My trouble was chrouic dys
pepsia. I became oxtroinely thiu aud
had a sallow complexion. I ha'd no ap
petite aud could not tako any food with
out suffering great distress."
Did you havo a physician?"
Yes, I took mcdlciuo from a; dozen
(lifforoufc doctors, but without getting
any benefit whatever." w
"Ilowdid you got ou tho traclc.'of a
cure?"
"A book about Dr. Williams'Piuk Pills ,
was thrown in our doorway ono day.' "
My husband picked it up and read it
through carefully. Ho was so impressed'
by the statements of those who had been1
oared by that remedy that ho imme
diately bought threo boxes of tho pills
and iuslsted on my takiug thorn."
" Did they help you at onoo?"
- ,
after I started to use the pills and by tha.
ttinolluid taken tho threo boxesIwnV
ontirelwell. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills '
can cure oven when doctors fail, and
they euro thoroughly, for a long timo
has passed since my restoration to health
and I know it is complete and lasting."
Tho surest way to mako sound diges
tion is togivo strength to tho organs con
cerned. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills giv
now vigor to tho blood. No other rom
edy yields such radical results.
Mrs. Darvonx lives at No. 497 Sixth
str6et, Detroit, Mich. Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills aro sold by all druggists in
every part of tho world. Dyspoptics
should send to tho Dr. Williams Med
icine Company, Sohouectady. N. Y., for
a now booklet outitled " What to Eat
nnd How to Eat."
Uampbor tree flourish only in
Japan. '
otate ok Ohio, City ok Toi.kdo,
Lucas Courm. j"'
Fkank J. Chknkv miiJies oath that lio Is tli
mentor nartnorof thu flininf F. .1. I'iibsky
Co.. (loin biNiness In tho Cltv of Tolodo. County
i iincrnii i.o ic i nntier tna Hncauu uuv .
and StuU' H.orokiiUI. find that miUI ftnn vlll par
tlio sum of ONIi HUNUltlil) UULLAKS tor oacb
aud evory case ol Catarrii Unit cannot w ouraa
OV II1U USO Ol I1ALU 8 L ATA 1IHU V V III
1'HANK .L Clir.XKV.
Sworn to boforo mo and subscribed In my pre
euro. tliU 6th day of lieconibor, A. I). I8u.
I HKAIj
A. W. r.LEASQN.
Notary Public
Hall's Catarrh Curo Is taken Intornally. anil act
dlroctly on tho blood and mucous surfaces of tho
syktum. Soud for tcatliuqiimK frco.
V. J. CIIIIm A' & CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by DniL'cUts. 7&c
Hall's Family I'lUs aro the boRt.
Kangaroo farming i-i to ticomo ao
established Industry in Australia.
WET WEATHER COMFORT
"I have used your FISH BRAND
Slicker forf ivo ynars and can truth
fully say that I novcr havo had
anything givo mo so much com
fort and satisfaction. Enclosed
find my order for anothor one."
(nam and address on application)
You can defy the hardest storm with Tower's
Waterproof Oiled Clothing and Hats.
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Tho Host .Shampoo for thi JInir.
Many shampoos aro recommended lot
ttitr hnir, as qixk. bicarbounte of noita,
nmmonln. etc. While tlu-so mny bi Kood,
their iudiserlmluato use is injurious. Th
only thini; thut oan bo prescribed for all
is Rood, puro aoap nml plenty of water,
Uso Ivory sonp uud disxolre it in tht
water Instead of rubbinp ou the Imir.
I3LEANOR U. PARK Wit.
BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIS3
CURES catarrh oi the stomach.
A self-possessed woman i& one w)?o
failed tu acquire n In shitnd.
Have used Plso's Cure for Consump
tion uonrly two years, aud find nothiais
to compare with It. Mrs. Morgan, Hurk
ley, Oal., Sept. 2, 1001..
A man la upt mj uio af r mt if re
quested to takw a ho. k sar.
"I Wnl Homo to 1I. from Gravel Troul.Jo Ilgv-,
torn fRll.d. Dr. r)vld Knindy' Krnrit KrmJl,
iurid iub.1' lira. ('. W brown. I'tt.nburt;. N. Vt-
r . .
"iw may ue npeaietl, but It's
aiffereot with oranms.
rs. Wlnslows 800T1KNG KVrfUP for hl
Jroa i-ihlau softein the irums. ruhict Infls,
rautlon. allays palu, e.ursi nolle, itjcc JSo bnttte;
Calico derives its name rrom Calls
:ut. a city of Udui, whence it first"
:ame. -i
urai vtun eye v Tun C4. Bw stfl
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f-ttrt tTtiompsons Eya Wtss
father, and they don't look a bit
! Detroit Fr Press.