IS CURED RAPIDLY
DANCE
TO BE
AVOIDED
IN FEBRUARY.
JIEMAHA ADVERTISER,
W- W. SAHDRftS, VaMsSf '
HJCBBASKA
1
John 0. Carllslo, who 1jiib a fnnn
on Long Island, wna discussing with
Ws foromnn tho advisability of putting
011 a now man. "No," said the fore
man, "I wouldn't bother to tnko on
Frank, llo wouldn't milt." "Why
not?" "Well, becauso you couldn't
placo no dependence on his stlckln' to
xuo jod. no h such a freckle-minded
cubs ho nover Btnya at any one thing."
Boino ono asked PrcHldent Jordan.
of Stanford University, why It 1b that
tho two leading educational Institu
tions of California havo granted, so few
ooctor of phlloflophy degrees only
twenty-flvo In soven years. Dr. Jor
dan reflected for a moment, and. then
Bald: "By wider introduction of tho
'trading Btamp' princlplo In higher ed
ucation tho numbor of degrees could bo
Increased, but "with no gains to science-
ana art."
James McNeil Whistler onao visited
an artist In Puriti who was not over
burdened with this world's troods. niu
wuh surprised at the sumptuous lunch
provmca. on being asked how ho man
agca to live so well, his host replied
-jl jiavo a pet monkey, which I let
down from my window by a rope Into
that of my landlady, and trust to
Provldonco. Sometimes Jocko returns
with a loaf, sometimes with n ham
His visits aro full of surprises ono
never knows what may appear."
Bishop Potter tolls of a young and
incxporionced clergymon who had Just
boon called to a city charge. At tho
end of tho first month his salary was
paid by a check, and he took it to tho
aamc ana passed it in at the paying
Toiler's window. Tho ofllclal looked
at it, and then passed It back. "It's
perfectly good," ho said, "but I wil
Jiavo to ask you to Indorse It." Tho
young clergyman took his pen and
wroto across tho face of tho cheek:
"I respectfully subscrlbo to the sentl
ments herein expressed."
Ono -of tho niOKt popular priests in
Canada is Father O'Gorman, of Gun-
anoguo, on tho banks of tho St Law
renco. Ills rovcrenco Is a keen imisr
f horses and dogs, never failing to
uuvo at least ono Irish setter at every
Dcncu snow in Now York oltv. At
tho recent exhibition thoro his entry
tvou tjio irst prize, on hearing ol
jwrncn a friend said to him: "I sup
0oso tnoy will make you a bishop
now." Father O'Gorman, who Is not
at an averse to a Joke on himself, ah
wcrod, readily: "Mr ionr utr n
know as much about thnni ntfv no r in
about Irish setters, I'd bo a cardinal
uub minute."
Joseph Jefferson says that during his
luiis Biugo career no was nover asso
elated with anyone showl T1IT llTlillln Cn.
mtllarltr except one Individual named
Bagley, property man for several
seasons, tho man was valuablo in
his way, and so Mr. Jefferson tolcr
uicu ins uisagrecablo mnnners until
one nignt In Baltimore. Tho property
man got very drunk In the ufternnmi.
and in tho evening paid his way Into
ii ganery seat. Mr. Jefferson was play,
ing "Rip Van "Winkle." Tho angry
Gretchon had just driven poor, desth
tuto IUp from tho cottage, when iUn
tunied, and, with a world of pathos,
asked: "Den I haf no interest In dot
house?" The theater was deathly r,tlll,
tho audience half In tears, when Bag.
loy'(8 cracked voice was heard In re
sponse: "Only eighty per cent, Joe,
oia boy; only eighty per cent" He lost
hia job on tho spot
Wild IlorscH in tho West.
Tho work of capturing tho wild
horses in tho vicinity of Fox moun
tain and Madeline plains Is In progress
and several animals have been hi ken.
Tho country is practically a wild, un
.broken Btretch of mountains in West,
jcrn Novada and Eastern California
(thnt la too rough for any purposo ex
cept grazing, ajid over which several
thousand head of wild horses roam,
Tho captured animals aro invariably
small, but well proportioned, and prove
to bo hardy, serviceable, and obedieitf
after being broken.
For tho Snko of JJor Idttlo Ones.
"Ah, yea, thoy need a father,"
The pretty widow snid;
Bho looked down at her children,
And nndly shook her head.
8ho Btood beforo ttid altar,
And when she turned' away
Her children had a father
Ah, happy, happy day!
Oh, ho was tall and handBomo,
And nhc still young and fair;
DTor children aro at grandma's,
They've gouo to settle there.
Chicago Rccord-IIcrnld.
This Ilnrm.
Mamlo Tommy, you don't knovi
how much luirm that cigar Is going tc
do you.
Tommy Gee, Mamie, is mo muddci
comln'? Phlladolplda Telegraph.
Many a young man who thinks hi
M a girl's Intended Is only her pro
traded.
ITBMAHAf
EHEUMATISM IN TWO SEVERE OASES
MASTERED IN PEW WEEKS.
Xho Rninniljr Uml by Mr. Hohrorppel nnd
by Captain llalfonr In Ornnt JHiinatnl In
Vicinity of Tlielr Homes.
In tho wintor of 1002-3 Mr. Schrooppo
was confined to his bed by n sovero at
tiidc of rlii'iiiiiatimn. Ills doctor's trout
monfc proved nusucccssful, bnt ho subse
quently regained nts ncaitn by means
wntou no ucscrioos witu great ommi
siasm.
"Aftnrflvn nr ax vtntn of linlnlnnl
- ' "
noq nnd THifii." Mnld hn. " durinir whhdi
I was receiving regular visits from the
doctor, 1 felt as bud us ovor. Just then
my mother, n woman eighty years of
ago, paid mo a visit. Sho hud rocoived
groat boneflt from Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, and sho was confident thoy would
help mo. At her solicitation I gavo up
t ho doctor's treatment and took tho pills
in its place."
"And woro yon curod as tho result of
taking her advice t"
" Yes, quickly nnd thoroughly, Bo
foro tho second box was ilnished I felt
voi'v mnnifosb imnrovoincnt. nnd within
two weeks I was ablo to leavo my bed and
tako up my neglected farm work. I con
tin ii nd to u hd tho nillH. hnwnvor. imf.ll
pight boxes had boon taken, nlthough
long uoioro tnac a ioic time ovcry ves
ligo of tho discaso had been eradicated.
"Aro tnoro no traces loitr"
"Absolutely nono. For a vnnr nnrl
thrco months thoro has novor boon tho
slightest return of the old trouble For
thin liannv result I and mv familv frnnlv
praiso Dr. Williams' Pink Pills."
Within tho bounds of China township,
St. Clair county, Mich., thero is no hot
ter known farmer than Mr. Henry
Schrooppol. His euro has thoreforo nat
urally attracted a great deal of attention.
Ono of Mr. Sohrooppol's neighbors, Cap
tain George Balfour, alter hearing of tho
uilnlurv results in Mr. Hchroonncl's nasn.
v- - - A A , t
decided to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
m ii t . f i
lor an ntincic oi rueuniatismiromwincu
ho was himself fluttering. Ho took eight
ir (-.mi linron mill linw ileelnrpw liuimnlf
free from Uio painful ailment."
It is littlo wondor that Dr. Williams'
Pinlr tilla urn tminli ill ffivni In flin finm.
munity whore Mr. Schrooppol and Cap
tain Balfour aro so woll and favorably
known. Thoy aro sold by all druggists
and aro equally successful in curing
nouralgin, sciatica and partial paralysis.
Thero Is nothing so strong or Bafo
in any emergency of life as the
6 1 in pie truth.
Many School Children Are Sickly.
Mutlinr (iritv'i Ktviiot Unuul... r.hii.1..-
tued liy Mother Gray. nurso In Children' Hnmn'
Nnir York. IlreW un fViliU in 9.1 hm.. ..,. i-n.
Kllpatlon, KtiVHrliihifBsa, Headauho.' htotnaoh
1 roubles, .leethlni; nisorders. movo nnd rcciilaU
no uoweis nun Dostroy Worms. Sold by nil
druagUts or by mnll, 25o. Satnplo mnlled VRV.1L
Address Alucn S. Olmsted, l.o Roy, N. Y.
1 Destroy Worms. Sold by nil
Columbus would not have dlsoov.
ored America if he had been guided
by precedents.
A GUARANTEED CD 1110 FOR riLEB,
. Itching. Wind, Wecdlne or Protruding Piles.
ourdrugirlst wlllrelund money U l'AZOONT
MENT IiULh M oura yon In 6 to 14 rtUra. Wa
lt wo accept a sekret wo would lob
t up in our hearts, nnd then throw
awny tho key.
'TI "M" 'fYI JoraamoMnAVti.omAV Auv m nn-nnl
i?aoAV 'Sopiiuo -)co.ia aiot) im TamoS
-Ol 'iinODS IllJllI Jaino nun nn.in'n oiiii m
oidmus u oD.tj iioa puosi J1AV Aoin pun '-BiM
3I0UOM snix umv oqi u.vrua isnr
1t nnnnn irn ciiinx
JJopjflQ -oanituj on 'tuaogrit ou Msiu ovr
jBpuui puu uo Boijsnq 00 oj oi- Pm spuur
qiM ''oiT ""J '0 '-stu 'wm "m '-iir
pooS uo !uot; jad uo Bnuujn una oin idoitav
?boujj jo siaqsnq OS SuipjoiA jo ojua b,
'?Bni ?Ptlu" fjjooin XjoAnisod p'uu Bptom
-op oil) pun P)n3nojp qri BnSncr uaitiM.
pupi oij) b; luaiiAA biij) jo uiiuiB e.aozpjg
Whon a mnn is sot In his wavs ho
s not apt to hatch out any new Ideas.
WET WEATHER. WISDOM!
THE ORIGINAL ,
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ELSE' WILL
TAKE NO SUDSnTUTW
CATALOGUER rnrr
LINE Or QAnUENTs BNn ua
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TOViCn CANADIAN CO., LTD., TORONTO. CANADA.
The man who can, but duesu't
must rIvo way to tho man who can't
but tries.
BEGGS' CHERRY COUGH SYRUP
cures coughs and colds.
N. N. U. 863 - 7 YORK NEB
1 mwt)ma
IX. I X. S I
I NJXI
I L IVi
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Airmr
I KEEPING HOLD.
h &
It was tho tourist season in Wanh
Ington, altliough for that matter it is
tourist season thfro pretty Htcadlly
for nine montlw out of the twelve ev
ery year, and the day being perfect,
the Library of Congress was thronged
with visitors. Hnthuslastic groups
were gathored In every corridor, weary
sightseers 11 lied the seats or dropped
limply on tho stairs, and the marble
tloors echoed with the constant pass
ing of foot.
Suddenly from a group of gray-haired
ladles, the youngest of whom must
have been long past 50, an eager voice
was heard:
"Oh, but girls, look at this picture!"
People who were near glanced smil
ingly at each other: two schoolgirls
giggled aloud, but a tired woman on
tne steps looked wistfully after tho
happy gray-haired "girls."
"Aren't they having a good tlmo?"
she said to tho woman heslde her.
I'll warrant they were schoolmates.
and they've kept it up all tholr lives,
nnd now they're having a rccular lark
together. It's nice to see them so, only
It kind of mnkes you feel as If you
might have kent hold of thlnirs in votir 1
own life that you've lot go, don't it?"
"les, it does," her friend acrced. so
berly.
"I believe It ono of the most hannv ;
things In tho world, as wo grow old
er," Lowell onco wrote to a friend, "to
nivo as many ties as nosslblo with
whatever Is best in our own vouth.
nnd to bo pledged as deeply as possi
ble may be to our own youth." To bo
pledged deeply to one's youth, to "keep
Hold of things in your own Hfo," sure-
y thoro Is no better secret for mak-
ng the years yield rich harvests.
Youth's Companion.
Yankoo IMiriiplclii Pie.
You may talk about your foreign copka
and all the things they make,
The thousand ilnintv illslum Hi lit flmv
stew and boil nn.l linlm?
Voil limy nratO nhmif Hinlr rrmli-niia
skill in ctiliimrv nrls.
How deftly they can manufacture pud
dings, pics and tarts:
Go praiso the French and German chefs,
and the Italians, too.
Vov making snlads.
fancy dishes now
But for a toothsome morsel upon which
i can relr.
Just give to mo a solid wedge of Yankee
pumpkin pie.
Let those of fashionable tastes turn ud
the nose in pride,
And think it quite plebeian to be simply
satisfied;
Let them oat their pate do foie gras,
their truffles and bucIi stuff
With foreign nnmps, suspicious looks and
odors rank cnoucrh:
Let them ent those airy pastry puffs thoy
think so very nice,
Hceauso they've got outlandish names
and cost a mighty price
Hut say, to curb your appetite, nnd your
stomach satisfy
aMicre's nothing like a great big chunk
of Yankeo pumpkin pie!
Itoast beef may have nutriment, moro
bodybuilding worth;
Veal, mutton, lamb, be nourishing, and
stretching of your girth;
Your chicken, duck or turkey may suit
palates very fine
Hut these can take a back seat when I'm
passing down the line.
Fish, flesh and fowl may serve to stay
the appetites of some;
Hut you must treat mo better whon I tc
your table come.
Leave out the high-toned viands, let each
(luiuty dish go by
If I can got my face fast In a piece of
pumpkin pie!
Now York Tribune.
Sho Itohiilrod the, Conductor. .
It was on a League Island car go
ing south, says tho Philadelphia Presa
the time was high noon, and as usual
there was a variegated assortment o
persons hisldo, while out on the fron4.
and rear platforms passengers stood
huddled together like sheep.
The conductor, u tall youth, who ha!
evidently not been ringing up faies
for many months, was In bad lnimo,
becauso people did not step lively
enough when leaving or entering the
car at the various stops.
At one of tho streot crosslugs the caj
stopped and an ngod woman, careworn
nnd feeble-looking, got up and slowly.
AVllh tho aid of the backs of tho chairs,
started toward the rear to get off.
"Come, come, there, lady, step live
ly; we can't wnlt hero all day," Im
petuously Bhoutcd tho conductor.
Tho old lady glnncod up nt tho tall
youth in a kindly manner us she passed
him and in n low but pathetic voice
replied: "I am moving as fast as I
can, my boy, nnd-would step livelier,
but I have been sick nil suniiner, nud
this is the first time I have been out
since last May. Didn't yon ever havo
a mother, lad?"
It is needless to say the conductor"
was humility Itsolf for the rest of tho
trip.
SHIt Difroronuo.
He If I woro suddenly to lose all
my money would 'you marry me Just
the samo?
She Not quite tho same, dear. Wo
should have to Invite a few hundred
more of tho rabble to bring us prog
enia. Cincinnati Oommorcla Tribune
Intense Cold Breeds C&tarrfe.
I
Sevens
Weather.
FebriinrV In n month nf nnvnrn ntnrmg
. .1 I... -1 I
Mill llllL'Ubf Ct)I(l.
lOvcn In tho Kmltll wllnrn Dm ni.niralt
inc tomnnrnf lire la rnnoli nl
lf...i.. in.i i . J
" J - ' - ussBCfyw UUUUVII
flinnircH nf trmiinpntiiro.
iiilaLUUUH. lifiiriinrv nrinrra utininti
iuercury Bomeumca drops 20 degrees
iu BIllKIC Illglll.
Thercforo. thn fnllnwl
fire applicable to the whole of North
America:
Ventilation.
ri'i. ..i.. t
J.IIU BlCUlllIlg
rooms should be well
bo as to avoid direct
rentilatod. but
:iirrents of air.
Oat It lag.
Those in vigorous health should tako
a cold water towel bath every morning
before breakfast. Those In feeble health
should take a brisk Jry-towel-rub every
morning.
Diet.
The diet should be a generous one.
Including meat, and occasionally fresh
regetablcs.
Sunshine. '
The nights being long and the days
short, as much sunshine as possible
ihould bo let into the house during the
day.
Cloth In?.
The head should be kept cool at all
times. The feet should be kept warm
sud dry, day and night.
PcTU'nn.
When unavoidably exposed to cold or
ivct, a few doses of Peruna will avert
bud consequences.
Precaution.
When selzpil with n nhlll r
Blight chilliness, a doso of Peruna should
uk uiKuii in once.
For Infants and Children.
Nw Kind You Have Always Bough)
Signaturo of
rffJ '
TMa" in ,nt numn, - " j m
III . n tt 1.1 II nl. I. I n n ll..,.!!.!.
CASTORS A
There are Many Imitations o f
Bak
:er's
Baker's Chocolate
Don't be
ib Our trade-mark is on
package
Look f oi this Tnde-Muk
Our handsomely illustrated recipe book
sent free.
Walter Baker & Co. Ltd.
Established 17E0 Dorchester, Massachusetts
45 Highest Awards in Europe and America
Sale Ten Million Boxes aYear.
THE FACIILY'G FAVCCITE iaEDICJWE
CANDY CATHARTIC
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
3 o....
lit
IN THE GOUTH
uiwuu nicuiJ ua iiusbiliiu j,
should be obtained in tho forepart ol
An -I .. 11. 1-
tue nignt.
Catarrh of Head.
Mr. Frank Cobb, 175 Summit street,
Decring, Me., writes:
"I was troubled with catarrh In my
head. I wrote to Dr. Ilartmau fo
advice and he prescribed Peruna.
' I took it and am happy to say 11
helped me at once. I feel better than I
have for years."
Bronchial Trouble.
Mr. J. Ed. O'Brien, Pres. American
Pilot Ass'n, Pensacola, Fla., writes:
"1 heartily give my endorsement to
Peruna as an effective euro for catarrh
and bronchial trouble."
Throat and Lungs.
Frank Battle, Jr., Ill N. Market St
Nashville, Teun., writes:
"Peruna has cured nle of chronta
bronchitis.
"It Is the grandest discovery of tht
age for the throat aud lungs."
Pneumonia.
Mr. A. 0. Danforth, St. Joseph, Mich,
writes:
"I l!Ontrnrtnil n anvrrn nnlil itrlitnh
settled on my lungs. I was threatened
with pneumonia.
"Peruna gave me relief within a
couple of days. Three bottles saved mt
a larct! rioetnr hill fin il n H-ronf final .4
suffering."
Thousands of Testimonials.
We hnve on till' tlinimnnrla nf vt.
. , , ,, ........... vfc cuu-
lllOIllllIfl llk-o tho
-"-' , v-. I T V, V.44U (jiff
our readers only a slight glimpse of tha
Vast amiV Of lltlnl!f itH nnilnranmnnla
Dr. Elnrtman is constantly recoivingl
n''nd.llress Dr' S- B- Hartman, President
ol xne iiartman sanitarium, Goluxnbus,
Ohio.
Every moment Is the right moment
for the man who has pluck.
RRRIm urn i.'ita fhtf vntl nnn rl.
ppmlon. net Crtalogua.
J. II. (IHEIillUY A UO.N, ilrblchd, tUt.
j The word "Impossible" should nol
jba In any one'3 dictionary
Cocoa
and
misled by them
every
of genuine goods
GREGGLWS
Under the decisions of several
United States Courts, no
other chocolate or cocoa than
Walter Baker gf Co.'s is en
titled to be sold as "Baker's
Cocoa" or "Baker's Chocolate''
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