CONSTANT ACHING.
Back nclics nil tlie time. Spoils yoni
appetite. wearies the body, worries the
mind. Kidneys cap'' It nil nnd Horn's
Kidney Tills rr
Ilevo nnd cure It.
il. II. MeCarvei
of 201 Cherry St
Portland, Ore., In
speotor of freight
for the TrniiH-Con
tlnnntnl Co.. Bays
"1 used li o n n '
Kidney IMIla for
bnck ache nnd other
Bymptoins of kid
ney trouble whlel
Inul niujoyed" tne foi
months. 1 think n
cold waa reBponsi
ble for the whoh
trouble. It seeme.
to settle In my kldnrys.
ney Tills rooted It out.
Douti's Kld
It Is several
months since I urn!
dnte there tins been
them, nnd up to
no recurrence of
the trouble."
Donn's Kidney Tills for sale by nil
denlers. Trice 50 cents per box. tfos-ter-MIIburn
Co.. HulTitlo. N. Y.
Million of VcRCtnlilcs,
When the Editor read 10,000 plants for
ICc, he could hardly believe it, but upon
lecond reading finds that the John A.
Ealzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., than
whom there arc no more reliable nnd ex
tensive eccd jjrowera in the world, makes
this offer which is made to get you to
test Salzcr's Warranted Vegetable Seeds.
They will send you their nig plant and
teed catalog, together with enough, seed
o grow
1,000 fine, solid CabbagC3,
2,000 rich, juicy Turnips,
2,000 blanching, nutty Celery,
2,000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1,000 splendid Onions,
1,000 rare, lupcioiia Radishes.
1,000 gloriously brilliant Flowery
ALL FOU BUT ICO roSTAOE,
roviding you will return this notice, and
f you will send them 20c in postage, they
frill add to tho above a package of fa
faous Berliner Cauliflower. C. K. U.l
It Cares Colds, Conrhs, Soro Thront, Cronp, Influ
enza, Whooping Couth, lironclm.o mi'l Afthnia
A crrtnln euro for Cnnninitlon in flt tnf,
and a pure relief In advanced BUires. I cr at mico
You will Hue tho cxccll nt rlltrt after tnklui! 1 lie
flret riodo. , Sold by dfftiers ovurywbero. Luge
vorupn ccniM nnn on ccnu.
As a L-cniTnl Luiiiu 1( is ucuisiible
to spank all the children th uouuhl)
belore stuitlny anywnere with them
lb kicjs them firm needing It.
X
Among those who have received tin
highest award the Grand Tnze at at
Louis World's Fair, was the A. J. Towel
Co.. the makers of iho PISH BRAND
SLICKERS. Many of our readers who
went to the Fnir will recall their flm
exhibit In which waterproof garmenti
were shown adapted to so many uses thai
nlmost every department of the world t
work wan suggested. The Grand Vvizt
was n deserved tribute to one ot tlie old
est manufacturing concerns in tho coua
try.
A girl Id ti c kitchen is worth tw
In too drawing room.
Piso's Curo for Consumption promnth
relrovcs my little C-vour-old sister ol
croup.Mis L. A. Tearce, 23 1'iUiiu
trcet. Uroolilyn, N X., Uct. L', l'JUi.
Tho man who thlnts he alwaji
fools his vvl'e, is alwiys a tool.
Money doo n't always muko thi
mare go fast enough to nia the race
Love in u coitauo is all tight
What I object to is love In a street
sar.
Prudes may make pojr sweet
hearts, but as wives they are at J
premium.
tMHMIHMMUMMMIW
THERE IS NOTHING
more painful than
Rheumatism J
and
Neuralgia
bet there li nothing surer ta
curo than
i St Jacobs Oil
Tho old monk cure. It Is pene
trating, prompt and unfailing.
Price 23c. and 50c
i
Ski
f i
A Safe Ronte.
Sho novr did you cscnpo from the
Qre?
He I got out on a policy.- Detroit
free Press.
A l'Mller.
Puff So you proposed to her while
on a fishing trip. How did it Imp
pen? i
Bluff Oh, there was a lull in thci
bites and I had to do something to till1
11 tho time. Detroit Free Press.
Stilt Smart KiioukIi.
Korwln I guess my wife thinks I'm;
t pretty smnrt man.
Morrltt What's the explanation?
Kenvln She admits that 1 am half
is smart as she thought I was the
lay we were married.
Well Preserved. .
City Mnn now did you preserve
pour ponchos?
Country Mnn Wth a gun.
No TlinetoWnate.
Wcdderly Why don't you get mar
ried?
Oldbach I'm too old. i
Wcdderly Pshaw 1 what's your agd
Sot to do with it? !
Oldbach Why, I have only a fewj
rears left In which to enjoy life.
Sho Was Lucky.
He I understand you are taklnrf
looking lessons?
She Yes. 1
He How are you getting along?
She Fine. Not a single case for the'
andertaker so far.
Realistic.
The visitor put his ear to the phono
graph. "What a -ne descriptive farm
ballad!" he remarked. "But how did
fou ever get that perfect wood-sawing
diorus?"
"That was easy," replied tho house
vlfe. "I just held the machluo near
John when he was snoring."
A Clear Cane.
Jndge What reasons can yon give
for thinking that this lady did not ln
'end to hit her husband when she
threw the Uatlron nt him?
Witness Well, she hit him, didn't
she? Chicago Dally News,
Iircakdowna.
"I was out with my automobile
eight hours yesterday."
"You mean to say you were In the
machine that long?"
"No. 1 was In It an hour and under
It seven hours fixing the breaks."
Too Knrly in the Game.
Preacher" Do you take this man for
better or for worse?
Bride Say, do you think Pm a for
tune teller?
Insinuating.
"The world Is a stage," sho said,
dramatically, "and we women nre real
ly the star performers. Men are mere
cIowiib."
"Perhaps," he retorted, glancing at
her cheeks, "but It keeps tho star per
formers busy making up."
No KxiiciiBO.
Eva Your father doesn't object to
that young mau coming up and sitting
every other evening, does he?
Edna I should say not. Ho sent up
a ton of coal and always brings a
pocket electric lamp that sufficiently
lights the parlor without gas.
Explained.
"My poor man," said the sympa
thetic housewife, "I suppose you have
hardly any cover on you when you re
tire these frosty nights?"
"Oh, yes, I do, mum," replied Sandy
Pikes. "I have about two tons."
"Two tons!"
"Yes, mum. I sleep under a hay
stack." Touched the Bpot.
Kodrick So Freddy Is after tbo rich
Gotrox girl? How In the world did
he make such a favorable impression
with tho mother?
Van Albert Oh, that was easy.
When he saw the mother and daugh
ter together for the first time ho asked
If they were sisters.
Too Tickllb. '
"How did you olcop last night, old
thapY"
"I was very uncomfortable."
MVliy, I heard the landlord say the'
fced would tickle you."
"So it did. It was foil ot Ioom
itruw iutd WAddlns."
OUJB BUDGET OF FUN.T Al IP.HT RY THF P. RIP-
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO
ING3 HERE AND THERE.
Jokca nnd Jokclcts tlint Are Supposed
to Hnvo Recti Recently Ilnrn Bnytnir
nnd Toln tlmt Arc Old, Cnrloun and
Lnuulmblc The Week's Humor.
Jack Col. Blank Is the finest after
dinner speaker I ever .heard.
Tom Indeed! 1 wasn't aware that
ho had any ability In that direction
at all.
Jack Well, he has, all right I have
dined with him several times and after
dinner ho invariably picks up the
rOinnlra n ml uivu "M'linf'o nil .tolif ,.m I
---J hum ot J . . u (111 &iltby LUJf
boy; I'll pay the bill."
Making Progress,
l")eLoug 1 understand you nro try
ing to pay your debts.
Shortlelgh Yes, that's right.
DeLong Are you making any prog
ress? Shortlelgh Sure. Why, only this
morning I succeeded in borrowing $10
from Green for the purpose of paying
Brown tho $5 I owe him.
Honest Withal.
Miss Piano He thinks mo pretty,
doesn't he?
Miss Chellus I'm sure I don't know.
Miss Plane Why, Mny told me she
hoard him tell you I was "Just as pret
ty as I could be."
Miss Chellus Well ? Philadelphia
Press.
Shy.
She And Is It true that men are go
ing to wear knee breeches with even
ing dress?
He Well, some of us are In favor
of It, but the others nre so conspicu
ously shy. Chicago Chronicle.
That One Wa Enough.
They had been married six long
months and the honeymoon had evi
dently disappeared for keeps.
"I've only had one wish ungratlfled
since our wedding day," sho said.
"And what Ib that?" he asked In a
tone redolent with Indifference.
"That 1 were single again," she re
plied. Merely for Show.
Mande I never carry my pocket
book hi my hand when' I'm shopping.
Clara Why not?
Maudt Because I'm afraid eora
one might snatch It from me.
.Clara Ib It an expensive one?
For Art's Sake.
"I wonder why Mrs. Newly is giving
eo many crushing receptions."
"She's bought a lot of new Turkish
nigs and is trying to give them an an.
tiquo look."-i-Detrolt Free Press.
An Explained.
Judge Were you ever In prison?
Witness Well, not exactly; still I'm
now serving a life sentence.
Judge Why, how's that?
Witness I'm married.
Unnecessary Questions.
MSavs.
fewWiW y .
Lady Am I holding the tiling right?
Punch.
All She Talks About.
Tess Sho seems to know a good
deal about her neighbors' goings and
comings.
Jess Yes, especially about their
shortcomings. Philadelphia Preaa.
Had the Itxpcrlonce.
"We want u mau for our informs
tion bureuu," said the manager, "but
he must be one who can answer nil
sorts of questions and not lose bis
head."
"That's me," replied the applicant
"Pm the father of eight children.- Wew
Yorkftr.
ay m&wmm
E'MMi,' " ' ....
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'Mii!
trm v v m m
RELEASED
f JmJP ft
;i " :
of Medicine i&SWM m i
Recognizes Grip mmWMmWf II "
La Grfppc Is epidemic Catarrh.
IT spares no class or nationality. Tho
cultured nnd the Ignorant, tho aristo
crat and the pnuper, the masses and
the classes nro alike subject to In grippe.
Aone are exempt nil nre linble.
Grip In well unmcd. Tho orlclnnl
I-rench term, la crlppc, hns been short
ened by tho busy American to read
grip."
Without intending to do bo, n new
word hns been coined that exnetly
describes tlie case. Ab if nomo hideous
Kiant with nwful grip had clutched us
in its fatal clasp.
Men, women, children, whole towns
and cities nre caught in the baneful grip
of a terrible monster.
Have you the grip? Or, rather, has
the grip got you? If bo, read the follow
ing letters.
These testimonials spenk for them
selves nn to the elllcacy of Pernnn lu
cases of la grippe or Its after-effects:
A Southern Judge Cured.
Judge Horatio J. Uoss, Jinrtwcll, Ga.,
writes:
"Some five or six yenrs ago I had a
very severe spell of grip, which left me
with Bystemic catarrh.
Boy An unmarried ratio under
twenty.
Mrs. Window HOOTiIINCHYItnv tor '111'
arcn cthlng, oftou tho ku B.rft'lucen Inflii
tnntlo .allaj B pain mires colic. I'rluo 2.1c bottle,
Glr): An unnurried female be
tween the ages of two and sixty.
The 17. S. Dept. of Agriculture
gives to Salzcr's Oats its heartiest en
aoiement. tinker's New National Oats
yielded in 1001 from 160 to 'M0 bu. per
acre in 30 different States, and you, Mr.
Farmer, can beat this in 1005, if you will.
Speltz or Emincr, above illustrated,
gives 80 bushels grain and four tons hay
besides per acre. It'u wonderful. Salzcr's
seeds aro pedigree uceds, bred up through
careful selection to big yields.
Per Aero.
Salzcr's Beardless Barley yielded 121 bu!
Salzcr's Home Builder Corn... 300 bu.
Spclta and Macaroni Wheat.... 80 bu.
Salzcr's Victorin Rape 60,000 lbs.
Salzcr's Teosintc Fodder 100,000 Ibo.
Salzcr's Billion Dollar Grass... 50.000 l.
Salzcr's Pedigree Potatoes " 1,000 bu.
Now such i yields pay and you can havo
them, Mr. Farmer, in 1003.
BVND 10c IN BTAMl'fl
End this notice to the John A. 8nlrer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis., and you will get
their big catalog and lota of farm eeod
lamplcs tree. IC. N. U.
EEPTlTMr rinnrnn
tZC I KifiHJ
homestead lamds
OF WESTERN CANADA
mm the hnntiar for rll1 of Wham nnd nttier urnlti,
lor l!XH. 100,000 KAiniHIK rcnl r.r.. OK 0.00 (I
n rnult of tlmlr Wh.i Croi lon. I be rotnrii.
Iiohi Uiit", liurle; atxi other tirHiii., m m etUtU
cud )iore, JJ coutlderalilr to tlii.
Secure a FREE Homestead
I once, or purchnne from noma rlll)l denier whlU
lnnH nr elllnii t irnt low iirivm. Applr for in
Inrnintioti In Hnii"rliiiBinl'nl rf linrnl jrH'lnn nimwn
Cnniida, or to W. V. llHnnntt.tOI Ni-v. York Life HulU
In M. OuihIih, Neb , Autb rizl Gnvnrnuimit Aut,
floewi Miy where you iw thle (TertUeiiiiit.
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
HM THE FAMILY'S FAVORITC MEDICINE
CANDY CATHARTIC 0
!elHeiilflevl7iN9R'flVIVrTHB AM
MY1 lT'w""""":"ta-
BEST FOR
m h- v n
BY PE-KU IMA.,
"A friend advised mo to try your Pert
nmit, which I did, and wnu immediately!
benefited nnd cured. Tho third bottkJ
completed the euro." II. J- floss.
Cured lit a Feu WecK$.
Miss Jean Cowglll, Orlnwold Opern
nouso, Troy. N. Y., is the lending lady;
with the Aubrey Stock Co. Sho write
tho following:
"During tho pant winter of 1001, fl
suffered for several weeks from a sever
nttnek of grip, which loft it snrioirs cm
turrhnl condition of the throat aud headl
"Some one suggested l'cruna. As m
Inst resort, after wii-iiag much time
and money on physioinn. I tried tlur
remedy faithfully, nnd ia a fiv week
wns as well as ever." .L-iin OowrIII
Saved by Pe-ru-nu.
Hon. James It. Guill ia uo of tho old
est and most esteemed men of Oinaha
Neb. He ban done much to make it whal
it is. serving on public hoards n numbes
of timcB. He endorses Porunn in th
followiug words:
TWO YEARS OF AGONY.
One Cal:o of Ctitlcurn 8o;ij and 0am
Max of Cntictim Cured Itttby'o Awfal
iluittnr.
"When n.y Bister was eighteen
iuon(lu old a humor broke out on her
shoulder, extending clear acroua thsr
back. For two years It eaunctl her in
tense suffciing. It would srab over
and then crack open and a watery
matter ooze from It. Then the Bcabs
would fall off aud It Mould be raw
for a time. We had several different
doctors and tried everything wo could
think of, hut without effecting u curoJ
Then we got one cake of Outlcura
Soap and one box of Cutlcura Olnt-t
nient. which cured her completely nniB
without scar or blemish, (Signed) Lll
lle Chase Walker, C Tremout St,
Woodfords. Me."
. i li m li nn f
The wife of tho astronomer, Ca
miilo F-ammarion, uevor allows anj
one to out her husband's hnir but
hers'lf, and she u-ts the shorn took;
in st u (T pI'.lmvH.
M Cretin
Separator
I'.'IK eS"..00ftMlltKJrel-
biuK-ii in mki: ki:ah
S A U T It. ruttjr '
lb. iitr In i. r 3-.0 ii - dJ. uoxltr
Wlicriiouri . JL't'Olli WOixmoA
rin.if t'r Lu'ir w 1)84.00,
Uiuirrintf.cil lb- cnunl of
M'tii u(oi (hitt r-uii fiTcrjr
wli. t frrni ; . to I86.
on n ftfDs.
rutrotiourC.OJiijii'IVf)rlH
rilun, wllh tlie UlnJlnjuiiV)tiUii
UK tii.l trmut lr you do Btt
ItuJ by x..iiiiiilon. Uii u4
in - iv tun iivni cuiKr. uua
coltr an 'k, abii 4r, u
Hi' (era ill ' irn on.-liolf now
milk t'i m en othei Cretn
teyntt rmlo, jou can re
turn tlir NepnrHtor tu
nt tir -x put mi and wo will
ImiiuiUntrly rtitiir Riijr
in on '-y you maj hav pRla
for r ljht vhnrxce or
otltir.ilM-. Cutthldoal
nc m .1 mull to ut, kiu yv
will rn i by return null.
lit; v 'tlO, our I.AThwr
tVEClM. CltHAM HI!IAltTt,t 4'Al'AMIUUB.
Ton iflll lt our hif eirar tml our free t . I JtiiKJ.itlon mmXyvm
Hill i.t.li. tlie itio-t iwtoiiUlilncly llhcrul VJCKAll
hLI'AKATOK tn ri:it J.icr ifci-cl Of. AdJreM
SEflns, noEBuoK a so., Chicago,
ft!;
THE BOWELS
"I am 08 years old, am hale nnd heart?
and Porunn hns belted me attain it
Two years ago 1 had la grippomy lift
was despaired of. Portma saved mo."-
J. It. (iuill.
