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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 20, 1905)
Kemha advertiser. Yt. W. BANbBMS, Pubibtf STEM A HA, - - - KKiIIlASTCA X HOW LLVIRA LOST NAMLSVKL. $ .5. Thnt dreams nro not trustworthy ruldes to nctlon most people are will (ug to admit; but Elvira liinncy trust ed to the loading of her own dreams. It least It waa during a voyage with Jier brother, "Cnp'u .Toe," that she reamed a peculiar dream. She cur ried It to hi m as soon as she awoke. "Joe," she Raid, excitedly, "you must tfeer Bou'-wu'east quick nB over you fcanr Oap'n Joo wns smoking. lie look Uircc deliberate puff h ; then he renewed plB plpo nnd asked, slowly, "What larT "llecaufle Bomcbody wantH help I knomf 111 I ('reamed, and I hoard a ?olcc Just an run I, 'Steer so'-HOu'cnst!' (Three times the call came, and then woke up. Joe, If yon don't go, you'll bo rcsiKHislblo for somebody's death!" "Drcmns are mighty omwrt'n," grumbled tho captain.. "The las' one HJdu't 'inouut to nothln', only belatln' tiar "HecnuHo you didn't go far enough. JProbnbly some poor mortal came to Jin end through your unbelief. Hut all 1 bare to fray Is, 1 tremble for our surety it you don't heed this warning!" Oap'n Joo was tender-hearted, and. like many seamen, not without super stition. Within a short time the 121 Vlra hnd cliangcd her course, and was beading fiouth-southeaBt At tlio close tt the day the captain was moodily Silent; at the end of two days he Jrowled; toward tho dawu of tho third, day n rowboat was sighted. "What did 1 tell you!" exulted Ids dstcr. In the boat waa a man, asleep. Tho Bailors brought him, still drowsy, aboard the Elvira. When thoroughly roused he fought for freedom and Waxed wrathful In a foreign tongue. "lie's gone mad!" said Elvira, pity ingly. A Portuguese boy was brought up, Id the hopo that ho might Interpret the Granger's words. "He says." drawled tho lad, "that II jrou don't carry him back to where yon took him, and give him his boat ami fishing tackle, he'll make you trouble. tin's iriilntr tn tin mnri'loil tn.Jimrmw. and he wants you to hurry." Elvira kopt away from hor brothel a much as possible. Cap'n Joo wn Dot agreeable. In port she saw till rebel's name being erased, and curl twlty forced her to Inquire the cause, She had been proud that It bora hoi name. "I'm goln' to nail the Roxana nftei this," the captain responded, quietly Itoxntin was a younger sister. "She'i goln' Uex' voyage with me. Iloxana leaps good V sound! You can stay ashoro 'n' dream!" Tram hinv ou in til rln. On tho first-clam tmlna on Uussla'.i Blberlnn railway there Is a barber wh can bo called to one's compartment A considerable stock of medicine h icnrrlcd, nnd this Is In ch.irgo of a man folding n degree from tho Itusdnn government which permits him to praetlco medicine, although ha Is not Entitled to tho degree of doctor. Ho Is qualified to treat minor complniuty nd Is experienced and well equlppo.l for obstetrlcnl cases. If nn ulllng pns- cugor deslreH, tho train chief will end n dispatch to tho that soHIon iolnt whore tho railway administra tion maintains n paid doctor, and hLs orvleea will bo requisitioned, and thin ireo of chargo to tho passenger. In case of very severe Illness which will aeeensltnto tho removal of tho pnsam gor to n hospital, tho patlont will ro lvo a treatment and medicines for a certain period freo of charge. 'llU .tl. Nl 1,UW. ' Theodore PIdcock, a furmcr of Washington township, N. J has eomo Into possession of what ho says Is tho oldest plow in America. According to tradition tho plow Is 250 years old, knvlug boon brought over by ths Dutch to Now Amsterdam In 1G.M. it remained In ono family, thnt of the STcrlberrys of Schooley's mountain, for ver two hundred years, and then was purchased at an auction saJo by Jona than PIdcock, father of tho pmt.mt mmcr. Old Story KevlBod. Tho prodigal son arrived homo to And thnt no fonst had boon proparod. "Whero to tho fnttod calf?" aak.vl the son. "Why," responded tho father, "just as I was about to roast him tho family tihyslolan canio around and said meat van unhealthy. Beckon you bolter tcy mmi patent health food, sou." No Tune 0r D.'tuils. "You havo never taken n groat deal of Interest hi currency problems." "No," answered Sotmtor Sorghum. I novor could boo tho souso in wor Hiring about what kind of money you una going to get Tho thing to do Is li sat It" - Washington Star OLD AGE OUT OF DATE. brnt-nriifi(l mothers Who Llvo tit J.Ivcb of Voiiiiu Women. it is almost n commonplace or par lance to remark that the phase of old ige among the leisured classes Is ap parently one of the things that have passed away, says the Ixnidon Ix prosrt. The privileges, indulgences nnd restrictions which used to attach to weight of years are no longer ob tervod, while May nud November, as iinbodlcd in the fair sex, bear tho Bamo outward garb. Tho up to-dnto downgers, while they cling tenaciously to the family dia monds, disregard lavender and lace nd assume the same modes nnd man ners as their granddaughters, it Is even possible to suggest that tho pos tension of descendants to tho third and fourth generation Is by no means con tldercd as a source of legitimate pride. It was recently recorded of a iA cr ess whose figure la still n thing of Dnvy and wonder, that, being congrat ulated by a lady n few years her Jun ior on having become n great grand mother, she icplled, somewhat tartly: "You might be a great grandmother, too, my dear, only yon havo never started by having a child at nil." Ma ternity has still Ita dignity, but grnml mothorUuess Is by no menun bo deni able. It must In fnlrncsB be admitted, however, that while women of n "cer tain ago" insist upon tho Bnmo out ward lippenraneo and hnblts as their Juniors, they no longer expect the def erence which they once conslderol their due. In past years, for Instance. If "grandmamma" was to be welcom ed on a visit, precautions wore taken that her seat should never bo In a draft, that the noise of the children should In no wise Incommode her, that tho springs nnd cushions of tho lauda i idiould bo looked to and the ho sqi well exercised In view of her after noon drives, and that nn opponent worthy of her steel nt bezlque or crib bago Bhould be forthcoming after din nor. Nowadays, grandmother's county engagement, which range from Monte Carlo to Mnrlcnbnd, nnd from the Isle of Wight to Inverness, have so multi plied that It la no easy matter for her to find a leisure week to stay with her relations. Hut, If bug does come, Blw brings with her the latest story from London or the last "potln" from Par Is; she Is the keenest of the paity for croquet, golf nnd shooting luncheon.?; her nerve for "no trumps" nt brl Ige U formldnble, nnd it la undenlnblo that she Is more than nblo to bear her pnrl In discussions, social, polltlcul or ec clesiastical. As regards this latter point, it l abundantly evident that a woman ol tho world who has ever enjoyed bad health and who has kept her mental nnd physical energies on the stretch throughout middle life, when she ar rives In tho Buburbn of the '70s la fai younger than, for Instance, tho conn try rector's wife who has dawdled over her rosos, dozed ovor her nun band's parish magazine und coddled herself whenever she happened t: sneeze. This triumph over tho march o time must bo fairly credited to certain hlgh-bom dames whose methods of life are Inconsistent with the story t bo read In tho peerage and other books of reference, but It is possible to think thnt lu many cases thoso who grasp nt'thc shadow of tholr vanished yean lose the Rubstanco of tho experience which those years have afforded and of tho respect which should bo tkolt conncquonce. Pmvoi H"H Not Spoiled Illnu President Dlaa of Mexico Is notfvJ for his geniality nud kindly consldo atlon Cor his subordinate, Ids event Hiss of toinpor and his sympathy wllli poor men. Ills power Is Immense, but It has not npollotl him. lie Is a wonderful in. stance of poise nnd Moronity. In spcato ing, his volco Is low, but vibrant; he thinks lirst nud thou spooks, ulwayt wltli weight and wisdom. Tho ontlra ntrnngor who approuches him with perhas somothlng of uervuus dread Is mado to (vol at his ens- Ho knows how to draw out Information from th-j m cs I dtilleult, and so uulvorsul Is hu range of Interest Uat, whether It Is n portrait painter, n ttmcher, u grant ou glnrer, a botanist or an explorer, hi knows what questions to put and hoi to mnke his vbiltor fool at homo. s for 16ca MnTii Minlnn, nnil fiirm4 M.ta nlnnttii to - At owu cw 5,0 iii-tv fr iro duoll n of our wiM-rstitltru trvil. In -v f to imnu u ui i' vr r ., Fop 10 Gcnta PossnaFSj llifl,') l:rlr. Mr.iuuiui.1Ltlt'kliMt 2((l Una Jiurj lurnlii, B-.MH1 ' .Mbln titi VlMM. ftM.') l.lIPO, fcn'Ml Hl I'oloiu, JOtio Urn .uiim IliutMm, AboTil n 'H iwii Uai-en contain stiltt. cl.il W1 U (SMur WaXVI j.Ikii, (ur. li I hinif iimn-i r ix-iiuiini, i ,. . i..ir . t.illlui' n. i Akmt M'-niMS. fti.all ir.iii", "r &3. l(o in P4 nnl lain uiilltti. 1,1 If 1 1 1B-' IMHUlHJUHJU,to. JOUtl A. SALZEIl SEED CO, LET US ALL LAUGH. J0KE3 FROM THE PENS OF VA- RIOUS HUMORISTS. rioannut Incident Occurring tho World Orcr-BnyliiK that Arc Cheer ful to Old or YotuiK-Vuuujr Bclcctlonn that You Will Knjoy. "Jenkins doesn't like Dr. Bolus any more." "No, nnd Dr. Bolus simply hates Jenkins." "What's the matter?" "The doctor predicted when Jenkins wna 111 a couple or mouths ago mat no would die. but he didn't" Philadel phia Press. Club Women. ne What do you want a hundred dollars for now? She 1 am to Toad n paper before the club on "Economy In Dress." and I haven't a gown lit to wear. -Albany Journal. Almost tlio Btinie. " 'Plen as a bird.' " read the big sis ter from her little brother's cxerclso book. "Why, Tommy, you don't spell the word correctly. It should bo M-e-e.' " "But the teacher said that 'flee" meant going somewhere else In a hur ry, and a ilea Is always doing that" Chicago Tribune. Attempting a Ulfllcult TobIc. Ted For goodness' 6uke! Whnt troublo can young Kocksey have? Ned Ho finds it hard to live within his father's income. Town Topics. Iliird Headed, got a fine head "no's for bush ness." "Whnt business?" "Plnylng football." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Her Vocation. He You say that she Is a business woman, this friend of yours. What business Is she interested in? " Everybody's." Detroit Freo Press. Explained. Mr. Snappy Your father &eem to be a very surly man. Every tliuo 1 sco him he's frowning. Miss Peppery Naturally. I sup pose every tlrao you see him he seea you. Philadelphia Public Ledger. More or Loss. Yon Query Is the science of keep lug ono's mouth shut an exact sci ence? Do Answer Well, It depends on how exactly shut one's mouth Is kept - Detroit Freo Press. Ovor nnd Over. "1 don't soe why you call him stu pld. Ho says a clover thing quite often." "Exactly, no doesn't seem to real ize that It should be said only onco." Philadelphia Press. A Vooliuh Quentlon. Fluneglu 'I'll' doctor tells mo Ol'ni In nado av glasses. Pfwat'a th' costi Optician Do you Avant uoso glass oh? Flnuegln Shuro nn It's oyo glnfisct 01 want. 01 can't wse tro' mo nose, kin OIV Mot UbUiK It. Mr. Greon Miss Passny hns tho proscription for ways she perpetual youth! MIsa Saronstlc U'a a wondor wouldn't tuko It to & drug store, ku.ro It pnt up!" Kim au3 Y i KB SUFFERED FROM CURED A lJLAHM TALK On a Plain Subject Language. In Plain The coming winter will canso at least onc-lmlf of the wumeu to have catarrh, :olds, coukIis. pneuuiouiti or consump tion. Thousands of women will lose ;lielr dvew and tenn of tliousauils will acquire some chronic ail ment from which they will never recover. Unless you tnlc tho nec wsary precautions, t v chnucefl are that you (who KEEP PERUNA IN THE HOUSE read this) will he one of the unfortu nate ones. Little or no risk need he run if Pcruua Is Uopt in tlio house nud nt die first appearance of any symptom of catarrh taken as directed on the bottle. Peruua is a safeguard, a preventative. a specific, a cure for nil canes of catarrh, acute nud chronic, coughs, colds, con sumption, etc For free medical ndvlec, nihlress Dr. 8. B. Hartman, President of The Uart tuau Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. U.ui.i Lin M nT I UilUl Mil III III of the purcliui.0 of s&nziwte FRANciawTiJsoN rjy) mnolrst U.w of CUf Ullanltv. mill were culdt-il wholly by the "sIlAMAN" or Mi'UK-.liifl ninn, w w.ird iviu lw and whatever b nld or citd wa tiiKen as a f ict by tlium and not to lfl disputed. 'Mils renu-cly la the orlpl si formula, purctmsed In person front ths ".-I1AXIAN " IT LKA.VKI NO.-GaU llt- ALS ANY WOUND. DrumiUl ure uuthorlzed to salt U ou a uie-lt-befura-you-paf tjuaruntta, 10 ouuco bottlet 60o. MKiiufaetiirnl by KLONDIKE REMEDY CO. " j Sitka, Alaska, Chicago, New York, 1 I Sale Ten Million THE FACSILY'8 FAVORITE HEDSCtWE CANDY CATHARTIC mm Rye BEST FOR THE BOWELS BEAUTIFUL SKIN, Soft White IfniulH nnd Lnxnrlnnt Hair Trod need by Ciiticuru Boup. MUlIon.s of Women L'se Cutleurn Soap, asdsted by Cutlcnra Ointment, tho great 8l;ln cuit. for presjrvlni;, purifying und beautlfyliiK the Kklu, for ejouiiH.ng the scalp of crusta, scnl.'s aid dandruff, nnd the stnpplug of tall Jtg hair, for softenliiR, whitening and soothing red, rough und orc hands, for baby rashes, Itchlngs and ehaf lugs, for annoying Irritations nud ul cerative weaknesses, nnd many nntl- tseptle purposes which readily HtiggeHt themselves, as well iih for nil tho pur pouen of the toilet, bath und nursery. Lute est I rm tea placo tho population of tho world at l.fioM.aoo 000. TO CTIKK A COhli IN ONI? DAT TnUe tixative llr.imo Quinine Tubleta. At OmtwisLs refund Uiu money If Ii falb to euro fc'. V. Uroru'a alttimturw to on ttixub Uux. Slo In India uativo laborers receWo four ceuts h day for sixteen bunts work. Mrs. Wttihlnw BOOTiIINU 8YRUP for rhU drcti teothlitK, tfoltens tho RitinH.rylii(X'n Inlla. mutlon.alltiyfl pain cures cxdio I'rlce IVs boitla. MuIps btalis nro frequently fjub stitated for calvo?' builns in Pails' rcstmuiints nnd nro said to make vorv po ul catlrg. round Gold in Nebraska.' Jnvojtora lu NohrasUn Koul Kstto will find UiU trim No iv is tho tltno to ct lu on tho Crotiud Uoor, Yu Imvo soma aliulau luTestiuauti. rltu lu for further lufuriuutlou. Scliunnclier Uim.M, Orlsutis, Nab ?!''fTlianipson'sEy8Wati5i CATARRH OF LUN "8 COMMON IN WINTER: BY PE-RU-NA) ON 1 11C LUNGS THREATENS TO BECOME SE.JIOUS. Pc-ru-m Brln ;s Speedy Relief. Mrs. II. K. Adams. ex-President Pah motto Club, of New Orleans. La., write from 110 Garfield court, South BcmL, Iud.. ns follows: "lam pleased to endorse Peruna, as, I took it about a year ago and It sooa brought mo relief from a cold on my lungs which threatened to bo serious '"The lungs were sore nud mllamed, I coughed a couple of hours every night; and 1 felt that omcth!ug must bo done before my lungs became affected. "Peruna was suggested by some of raj friends who had used It. am) acting upon their advice I tried it nnd found that it was able to bring about a speedy euro. You have my highest endorsement and tliaiiltH for the good It did me." Sounding the Praises of Peruna. Mrs. Frances Wilson, U2 Nelson St. Clinton, Mass., writes: "Had you ween me at the time of mj; illness and now, you would not wonder, thnt I take delight tn sounding the praises of Peruna. "My ailment was n severe cold which' attached the bronchial tubes and lungs. followed your special directions and after using six bottles of Peruna, 1 was on my feet again. I think Peruna a wonderful medicine.' SO HmOr.-ui , Ukii liiillnu Uiiru Uf Kemetljr. Tlie luiti ti itt tlio tlmi Alaskiv were a Wild lot of i-iiTui'.-p'. who, hnd not t Boxes a Year. 1 AH Drstndsta STATES ISP0BTIH8 CANADA WHEAT S3 HOW A FAOT :jT A FltEK IIOME.HTUA.U IS WESTKKN CAJiAO.V at tho tnt t.I9i Itiuti on th (ontlunt, &4 mui i.iuUuccr. il cri(0 yleM ml ht Uill yM lllt)uJu TWILVTV ItrfllKLM TO THE AC It It. t)i ot kntl bt!oy cru, will airs )M nbunduitly. . SpUildK illuibUi, gvw4 n-latuU auij cUvicliai.axMlUut fuukatlag tullitlM Ayplr for Infornii.tloa toBuporlnt a J em of IiumJuxn tl u,OtUTu, uuuua.Mi lo . V. Hunu,Kil Iw iorl Li I a UiOiU.ui, UiiuJiu, Nub , AulU ruaU UuTtuaiucu I'lettse isr whKia jov raw Dili nJTertlooment, A inuti can't shluo his best in both society nud buslnras. ItchUnt. lUlntt. Itlf eitinir r ProtrudlDu Pllea L!V'M.nrii Wl" rr'run,l "'noyll WAMJOINV Politics has uiadc few men and ao. ruado a urcat many. MEXICAN , hft, it E - ik curca Spralaa and Stralna. Young pigj grunt Brunt 1 beforn tnedi. aa old pig CASTOR I A 3Tor Infants and Children. Fha Kind You lave Always Bougtt Baarn tho S"?? ffr"" 1 feitature of Cfj"M i i i ii imnn iranTnTTTir i it f.J ftt.t . v wmm UNITED