NEMAHA ADVERTISER.
7. W. BANDGH3, PnWitfc -K
KM A II A, NKfiRAaiCV
An h(raet man i lrul good thing
for iIiIb creditors.
' Tim wind docs not whistle lirough
tho burn UinL Ik full of whoat
C.eneral Ktiropatkln says ho did not
low; a gun during the retreat. Ap
lmronlly lib lost some 17,000 men.
A Chicago scientist Insists that ho
secured milk with formaldehyde traces
direct from a cow. That seems like an
udder Impossibility.
Simllla slmillbus curantur. The town
of Tornado, Tex., has boon wiped out
by a tornado. It's safe to gamble that
liho town is cured of its name.
Tlio police say that thrt women's
fashion of carrying handbags Is re
sponsible for tlii" many holdups. As in
tho days of Adam -tlio woman is to
blame.
Llpton Is bound to prove that Great
Britain can beat the United States at
tlio yachting game, even if he lias to
got an American designer to build the
boat to do it.
Tlio man who says "Oh, fudge"
when ho feels profane may bo a better
example to the children, but somehow
Jt doesn't seem that ho would be as
much of a protection against burglars
in tae night
Tlio dlvlno who stamps his letters
"Not to travel on Sunday" can have
his request carried out by mailing his
epistles early enough In tlio week so
they will reach their destinations by
Saturday night
Bow-legged men are to bo discrim
inated against by army recruiting olll
ocrs hereafter. The average bow-legged
man will bo unable to see wherein the
knock-kneed man has any natural ad
vantage over lilin.
A minister In Michigan has solved
tho "yellow peril" very satisfactorily.
Ho says: "If .lapan wins, it will mark
tho llrst step toward-Anglo-Saxon su
premacy of the world. Japan will lead
China, Britain will load .lapan and
America will lead Britain. TJie rest of
Europe will follow easily." i
In looking over tho effects of a
Massachusetts millionaire recently, ills
executor, who had handled vast sums
until they grow to seem rather com
monplace, "discovered personal proper
ty, hitherto unknown, to the amount of
a million and a half." Tho Incident
holps one to rcall.o how large a large
fortune Is. And yet tlio emotions of
those er.ecutors were only such as poor
folk may experience. Who lias not
known tho Joyful surprise of tlndlng a
dime or a nickel in an unused jvookclV
Tho events of the present war in the
far Hast have shown that the Japanese
known to tiie nations of tho world as
"the little brown men" are the equals
of any other soldiers on the globe,
whether the test has been one of brav
ery, endurance or accuracy In tiring.
Tho severest tests of modern warfare
have been repeatedly, for mouths past,
applied to these small soldiers of the
Orient Pitted against soldiers of large
size and boasted endurance, they have
emerged from the smoke of conflict in
every Instance, whether on sea or land,
victoriously.
It is certain that the schools are pe
culiarly the victims of the faddists. A
fow years ago all our educational au
thorities went daft on the subject of
vertical handwriting. It never occur
red to them to tlnd out whether tho
merchants who hlro bookkeepers ap
proved of this style of writing. There
was no thought of tho individuality
of tho child of which ocwlunrlly the
handwriting is supposed to be the ex
pression. So tlio vertical style was
adopted. Now we are informed that
it Is bolng abandoned because the men
with Jobs to give will not tolerate it.
This is but one illustration.
The growth of the American navy
has been unprecedented in the annals
of the world, It is a good navy, con
sisting of stout ships manned by able
men and intelligently directed, but
some of tho naval officers and officials
of the Navy Department are beginning
to ask what good it is to build tho
ships If thore are no men to man them.
Their queries are not unreasonable.
There 1m not ship in ti e ivr; " .
is not short of men and officers, and
Jn order to overcomo this lack some
ten or more vessels which nro In need
ef some repairs will bo put out of com
mission for tho tlmo being, not because
tho repairs are so serious as to call for
this step, but simply because of the
shortage of the men behind the guns.
Tho English, as a ppoplo, are univer-
ny unown as a uauon or very siuruy
rights, and a rocont coso in Liverpool
illustrates thoso characteristics strik
ingly. A purchasor of toa coinpmiuid
thajt ho had to pay for the bag at tha
tea rate, when, ho bought tea, because
tho grocer put tlio ton in tho bag and
weighed tlio bag and tea together. Tho
case was taken beforo a magistrate's
court and the hapless grocer wan fined.
Ho appealed tho case and tho high
court has decided that ho was within
his rights in weighing the bag with
tea becauso that was tho universal
practice and custom, wlilch was gen
erally understood anil acquiesced in.
Tho striking thing about tlio whole
ease and tho proceedings in connection
with it Is tho extraordinary tenacity
with which t)io Ifinglishman pursues
little things and the serious and order
ly manner In which he sots about to
regulate the minutest matters which
concern his pocketbook.
It Is Idle to go to college without a
lively appreciation of the main busi
ness for which one goes. Thut is to do
college work., A college degree worth
tho having can be won by nothing but
serious, resolute, systematic study.
Habits must be regular. Health and
rational living and strong purpose are
vital factors. Rocrcatlon is necosBnryi
to sound health, and companionship is
essential to sane living. So a rational
division of time is important A man
eannot rest too much and do his work,
nor can he work overmuch without en
dangering his powers of work. Ho
cannot by any course of irrational
pleasure rob his body and mind of their
native strongcii and natural zest with
out failing in the main thing for which
he goes to college. 'Hhen there is tho
problem of student friendships and or-j
ganlscatlons. In many cases tendencies
have gone so far before leaving homo
that they settle tills-matter at once. If
not, It settles itself very quickly when
the time conies. It Is Interesting, some
times amusing, to see how quickly a
now studont settles down with a fra
ternity, or with the Christian Associa
tion, or with a literary society, or with
a scientific club, or with Hie "barbar
lans." Close association with congenial
spirits Is natural, and It Is well. ' A
boy should mnko close friendships with
those whose friendships mean the most
to him. There Is something more than
friendship in the student organizations.
There Is good experience In helping to
manage an organization, In the neces
sity of giving way to others at times,
in the habit of standing up for some
thing, and In the necessity of so steer
ing tho affairs of an organization that
one can stand up for It. A student do
nlos himself much If he does not go In
with some college organization.
Sancho Panza said: "God bless the
man who llrst invented sleep." To this
may be added a blessing for tho Lon
don physician who Is putting In a pro
test against early rising. The name of
the pliyslclau Is not given, but who
ever he Is he deserves a benediction.
"May ho live long and prosper." Tills
Wise doctor says: "To be forced to
get up early grinds the soul, curdles
the blood, swell the spleen, destroys
ail good intentions and disturbs all day
the mental activities. Criminals ure
always recruited from tlio early-rising
class." How different this from the
old New England adage about early
to bed and early to rise and tho ad
vantages of the early bird and ail that!
Wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and see who it is that is stirring. Is
It the wealthy? Is It the healthy or
the wise? No, it is the milkman, who
would not think of getting up early
If dally necessity did not compel him.
Is he getting rich? Not too fast, espe
cially If ho Is honest. Or It is the news
paper carrier or the street car con
ductor or some other whose work com
pels him to be up early. There Is not
a rich man among them. The man
who t ut liberty to wake up leisurely,
to coinn down to his break-fust -with
out any hurried preparations and who
goes to his business after he has read
the morning paper Is far moro likely
to be healthy and wlso than tlio man
In a rush, and he is certainly a far
more agreeable man to meet either In
a social or business vay. If one must
get up early, if fate decides there Is
no other way, resignation Is called
for, but let no man who gets up early
think ho Is living the Ideal llfo or that
his action calls for Kpeclal praise.
Even though he may bi amiable ho
would be far more amiable if ho
would let nature hare her way and
wake up. slowly. Who knows but Unit
In the last analysis tho origin of all
evil is the getting up too early, bo
ginning tho day "wrong end to," and,
tlndlng out when it la too late that a
little more sloop, a little more slumber
would have made the fuce of all crea
tlon look brighter?
Slow.
Casey (tho stono nwiaou) Phwot'a
row below?
Oassldy (Hie hod carrlor) Shure,
English Jim Just fell from tlio ocond
tlure t' the basomlnt.
Ciaey That's an Englishman, for
y. Shure, it was two hour ago I told
him a Joke mi' it's took him all rdiU
totmo to tu ')ft. Philadelphia Pre&
It In .
na Id of ovcry big shew)
UNCLE SAAt "A Remedy That
Such Endorsements Should
Be In Every Homo."
Election Returns That
a SAD CASE.
Hostess "My dear count, you must
pardon me, but I have such a very
noor inamory of names, It's u real
affliction. 1 have forgotten yours."
The Count "You shoulc gorault
a specialist) on mcndal diseases, my
tear mudaoi, you really shoult. My
name is Kaskowowsklscbnitilmr-
oski."
MEXICAN
Mustang Liniment
cures Sprains and Strains.
Wall papers made of immitatlon
silk and satin arc trie fads Just now
.villi people who aro able to pay for
them.
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
Dvsncnsla. Indigestion. Biliousness, Belch-
injj, Distress aucr natr. i,ivcr womputini,
Headache, Kidney -trout, ca, lead to Consump
tion and an Unuinel); dtath. Learn, free, hovr
to cure these dmtressirtfr complaints. Address
THE PEPSALOIDS COMPANY,
Jackson Park Station, i: Chicago, Ilk
HOW TO MANAGE HENS.
Mrs. Suburb"! don't sou what's
tlio matter with our hens. Tbey
don't lay at at'."
Karuicr Meadow "You don't feed
'(m rlnht, mum. Just you give 'em
about two do'lais' worth of corn
every week, and the'll lay you a
dollar's worth of cgiis every seven
dtiys
SURPRISED AT HER KNOWL
EDGE.
1 ramp "Please, mum,
I'm a 11-
nancier, and '
Uonsekeeoer "null t You
look
like It."
Tramp "You surprise me, mum.
I'd hardly have suspected that a
lady In this oufc-of the-wav place
would be so familiar ' with Wall
Street as to know a man on the
wrtmK side of the market when she
sees him."
The Colonel's fr'sar A Kentucky
I'olcnel, who in every other way
snowed enjoyment of his bourbon,
always shut his eyrs as ho lifted his
uhs to his lips. As this is the way
children are usually advised to take
unsavory medicine, his friends won
dered that tho colonel shoul i show
such aversion to looking at tho hover
iio that all the rest of Kentucky
ikes to g.r.e on only less than to
tntc. Some one asked hlni at last
why ho always shut his eves. Ho
replied: "Ah'mafrild if Ah lnnkd
it it mail mouth would watah and
lilute mah liquah." N Y. Tribune.
L. Bnuolns msf f and enHa mora mnn'a 03. HO (C.
C;oc3 than any alitor cr.anut ucturar In tho world.
Tho roaunn W. U Doualas .60 nhoeii are tho
lent atylu. :iajr llttMiK rtuil kiuxtrlor TronriliB ui
.-.ii-j i.umik nun iiinor it ijHiir h liiiinio. 11 I cnum m you ma uiuerenca urmefli lilt
MiOMjmado In iiiy fiKtmy und th. Ktt of other li ukpnund tho hlifli-KMd ltmtht)rMiel,you would umtor
loiiunr, stmt r of ctp, r IntrlnMo valtio thnn nny other iVW shoo oa tho uiarkut U-drty, Hud why tho
lo,?,fo.r'oypiir!iidlni.Iiilyt,it)l, were t ...il l.lMd.dO.
n. ii. i'uiiKias iiu.riiHei iiifir vsnia ny naoin Ma uamo ana pneo on tnocottom. look rorll
tako no suuKiltuto. Sola by ulioo dealam everywhere.
suPiEfsion m nr, gomfort and wear,,
" have uorn II'. A. Ajism fS fa ihnaor th4 lt$t tvtht vtari tJth aholutt
H.0f ( rM."-1, S. ilcCl ;, At, toil", "if. S. Jnl, llntnut, Jiicitnitml, l'a.
TZ'.Jr ty".! 5oronr CnlUkln In ItU ta.BO ulior. Coronrt Colt la ooncoded to
bo tho OutMt l'ntout l.wwticr tuudo. Vtwl Color ICyeiet UHetl cKiltml vuly.
IV. L. OOUOLAS, Brockton, Masanchusotta.
Has
Interest All Parties.
Western Canada's
MAGNIFICENT CROPS FOR (904
Western Canada's Wheat Croo O
This Year Will Be
00,000,000 BUSHELS
AND WHEAT AT PRESENT IS WORTH SI A DUSHEl
The oat and barley crop will nlso yield
abundantly.
Splendid price for all kinds of grain, cat
tle and other fnrm produce for the growing:
of which the climate Is unsurpassed. . .
About 150,000 Americans have settled In
Western Canada durluK tho past three
years.
Thousands of free homesteads of 100 aero
each still available. In the best agricultural
districts. i,
It has been said that the United States
will be forced to Import wheat within, a
Tory few years. Secure a farm tu Canada.
nnd become one of those who will pro-
dure It.
ipply for InfotmnUon to 8urlntnltnt 'of Immlrritkn,
OtUwi, r.nids t to Auth.rliait Cinidlut (iMomwnit Aunt;
W. Y.TUnnttt, 801 Hew ToikLU. Bide., Omahn, Not.
Bargains in Harlan Ci. Li ids.
Heal Estate is always a safe
investment.
Jb neither burns nor blows
away
Can you alTord to rent when
you can own a quarter section
for $260
For further information write
Schumacher .lames, Orleans. Neb.
When the lord mayor of London
is arrayed in his mbes of olllco, be
wears a badue which is ornamented
with diamonds valued at SG00 000.
WET WEATHER COMFORT
' "I have uied your FISH BRAND
SMckerforfivs years and can truth
fully fay that I never have had
anything e'v mo much com
fort and satisfaction. Enclosed
find my ordar for another ona."
(naui AND AOanf II on application)
You can dsfy tho hardest storm with
Tower's Waterproof Oiled
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OUR GUARANTEE IS BACK OF THIS
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a awiss waicn on ex libitlon nv n
k C z ....
Parisian Joweler has a little plmno
,'raph attached and is thus enabled
to announce the hour. It shouts
loud enough to be heard at a dis
tance of twenty fe't.
BEGGS' CHERRY COUGH SYRUP
cures coughs and colds.
I Boat Couch fijrrup. Tute Hood- Use
In tltua. Sold hr dniCKii"'.
irrnotcut nollers In the world Is Varauw of their oxccl.
.illiltM. if I coiilil uliow yon tha dllferenca lirtnef K tlio
UT
Stalled Green Peppcra.
Cut tho stem-ends from poppers anil
omovo tho white membrane and si oris.
Put Into a dish and pour boiling water
ver them, then 'let them stand until
old in the "water. This takes away
ill hot tnste. Drain and till with a
lorccmoat of chopped mutton, bdtif or
real, to which a little nilnmljirtni has
)een added, and stltublionpugli boiled
leo to make a nastoiot-tlio mixture.
Iolsten with seasonwifrravy or soun-
ttock. Replace the ends on tho pop
)ors. stand tin in a bako'Sllsh. rxuir tho
jravy or stock about tltem and bako
inin ir-nuer. serve nnjonce. u yon .
ike, you may thicken fuic Kravy and
jour It about the base Jf the poppers
is they stand on a hot dish.
FIhIi CsIcch t,'
Ingredients: One pound of cooked
lull rmn nrrtr milt- ffMi!-nr Ti f nnn
pound of coldnotatoes, one ounco of.
juttor, seaijomngspancliovy sauco. Mix
tho flakodlllsh, free from bono, with
Jio masked potato. Season with wilt.
jayenne pepper,
and a fow drops of '
uichovy sauce.
Moisten fWlth buttox
llssolved-in a llttlo warm, milk, add a
beaten o'R. , With a steer!
With a stecPfork beat nil
together Aill thoroughly mlxod
Form
Into round,: cakes, mould flat, brush
pvttvwltk beaten egg, dlp"nto crushed
nryrorciui crumos, nnu rry in picniy
of boiling fat to a golden Color.
I'rcHerved Iihubarh. --i
Out the rhubarb into inch lengths,
wash, and allow a pound of shgar to
very pound of the rhubarb. Put tho
tfiubarb ami sugar In alternate layers
ai tlio preserving kettle arid add a very
tittle water, sotting aside over night.
In tlio morning drain off the liquid and
boll to a syrup, add the rhubarb und
ilmmcr until tender. Remove the rhu
barb, pack Into jars nnd bollAhe syrup
antll thkkadduyfffat 'tho'last tlio julco
yt thrcojleiriSns to every seven pounds
f sugarThat has been imed.
frill tho
(ars to overflowing
with
the liquid.
ihcn seal.
Canned Corn. '
Put ripe corn on the lire in boiling
wilted water and cook for twenty mhv
ntes. Take from tho fire and cut from
Hio cob. P.aok in Jars, cover the coin
rvitli the water in which it was boiled,
aid sit the jars over the fire hi a broad
ind deep dlshpun. Pour water all
lbout tlio Jars, bring this to a hard
boll, let this continue for five niluutftH,
then seal at once. Keep In a dark
?lace, as the light injures the com.
Stwcd Tripe.
Cook two pounds of tripe in lwilhig
water until tender, and cut into finger
ttrlps. Make a Hauee of one tablcapoon
f chopped onion and two tablespoons
)f chopped green peppers hi three lov
il teaspoons of butter. Add a round
ing tablespoon of flour, and when neM
:ombined one-half cup of stock and
itrained tomatoes and cook a few nila
atea, add the tripe and cook tea mln
ates more.
Corn llrend.
Sift one cup of corn meal, one cup of
lour, one-half level teaspoon of salt
uid three level teaspoons of baking
powder. Beat two eggs, add one-half
:up of Bugar, and beat again; add one
up of milk and a tablespoon of tneltod
butter to the dry Ingredlonts. Beat,
?our into a greaflcd shallow pan, and
bake.
Frnlt MiinIi.
To one quart of thoroughly cooked
fresh or canned) fruit, add four tabio-
jpoonfuls of corn starch dissolved In
half a cupful of water. Set over tlia
lire, stirring constantly, and allow It
to come to a boll and thicken. Remova
from the fire, when cool, set cm ice for
two hours and serve with whipped
cream.
Frizzled Currota.
Peel tho carrots, and slice very thin
and let stand In cold water an houri
4ry In a towel, and pour thorn Into n
ottlo half full of boiling fat Fry a
nice brown, skim out, then place on
brown paper, sprinkle with salt and
sugar, put in tho oven until hot, and
serve at once.
Hints for the Houacwlfe.
Do not waste banana skins; they ara
excollcait for cleaning glace kid boots
or brown boots and shoos. Rub first
with the banana skin, then polish with,
a cloth.
When washing white or colored rib
bons, add one teaspoonful of methy
lated spirits to a pint of cold water
ami rinse tho ribbon through, imd ii
will look quite now.
A few drops of good scent on bits of
pumice stone, and tho bits slipped Ih
bureau drawers or among gowns in n
wardrobe, will periumo clothing de
lightfully. To keep soup let It remain covered
nitli a coating of fat, as it excludes thq
llr and helps to preserve the stock. H
tho soup has no fat, use clarified drip
5ing for the purpose.
